Thread 714418816

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3224770/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby/
>Overwhelmingly Positive
What went so right?

I'm not playing a japanese game without an english dub.

gamers want to fuck horses

You can actually play the game unlike 90% of gachashit

>>714418949
Go listen to your nails on chalkboard tranny VAs in genshin

>>714419094
You will never be japanese

>>714418816 (OP)
if it didn't force me to go through the menus at the beginning I never would've known it was a gacha, that's what went right

>>714418816 (OP)
not available in my country because gambling illegal

>>714419187
You will always be a mutt

>>714419187
But my children will be ;)

>>714419064
You can play genchink though. I did for 15 hours at least

>>714418987
Bullshit, they’re human in every way except for the goddamn ears. Japanese anthro stuff is so cowardly. I get not wanting it to look like the American garbage but try a little harder. At least give them horse heads.

>>714418816 (OP)
>make an enjoyable game with cute girls
>everyone loves it
It's a mystery.

>>714420302
This has nothing to do with anthros. they wanted an anime girl trainer series and just used horses as an excuse.

>>714418816 (OP)
die sloptranny

>>714419356
she'll just abort your black spawn after you rape her, anon

>>714418816 (OP)
3 hours until BA arrives and ends this game

>>714422808
delay it another month mary!

Ikuno Dictus when?

>>714419269
>third worlder calling anyone else a mutt
Whoever taught you that world is probably regretting how many retards like you he spawned.

>>714418816 (OP)
fucking whorses, taking based karate bugmen away from the fans...

Fuuto PI S2 fucking when!?

>>714422476
Thank god I'm aryan

>>714423219
There's even a Japanese pun for it: umanko, from uma (horse) and manko (pussy)

>>714418816 (OP)
steam version sucks. Every 5 seconds when I push too quick it says connection error. Phone version is perfect.

My Daiwa Scarlet won her first URA Final last night. I had a gut feeling and switched her to Front strat and she went on to hold first place with all her majestic might, popped ult and all, to win by a nose against a formidable showstopper in El Condor Pasa. I think I woke up the neighbor with how loud I was cheering. You guys were right. This game is special and I think I'm hooked for life.

>>714424721
you are black in spirit.

>>714424845
Works on my machine.

>>714418816 (OP)
i dont even have to look at the reviews to know its all meme reviews like "MY WAIFU XDDD"

>>714418816 (OP)
why does no one ever post the gameplay?

>>714425209
It's still an addictive game

>>714425209
does that necessarily make it a bad game

hors

>>714418816 (OP)
>actual fun gameplay loop
>loveable horse girls
it's that easy

>>714424981
This. I had no idea what this game was like. But this career mode is awesome, you really focus on your horse girl and get to know her. The races are so tense I get very excited when they win. Their losses hurts. All careers done are memorable. I am sure eventually after hundreds no, but no game lasts forever.

>>714418949
Holy based

>>714420302
>I get not wanting it to look like the American garbage
>At least give them horse heads(and in turn make it look like American garbage)
Do you understand what the words you write mean?

I love tsunderes
gimme your game's best tsundere

>>714418816 (OP)
>>/mlp/

Gacha pigs are subhuman

>>714418816 (OP)
>kernel level anticheat
lmao

>>714418816 (OP)
Thanks bro, we needed a sixth uma musume thread.

>>714434519
this but unironically