Thread 714458276

>>714458276 (OP)
imagine having a girl that does this because she loves you

>>714458537
>also male developers in charge of putting men in their video game

>>714458276 (OP)
Dude, be careful near those stairs.

>>714458448
That's why 2D exists, yes.

>>714458276 (OP)
this is human trafficking btw

>>714458448
i will likely imagine it my entire life

>>714458276 (OP)
Yay! Lainie!

>>714458537
my POV btw

>>714458276 (OP)
What UMP is this

>>714458537
is that the subway slammer?

>>714459426
40

>>714458448
The imagination is kinda sweet, I can't help but smile about it, she's an Angel.

Moids just want robots that cook, have babies, clean, and give them headpats.

>>714459673
BASED WOMEN BTFO

>>714458448
The robot girls in Girls Frontline (where that comes from) love (You) because you give them batteries and don't treat them like disposable, inhuman machines (even though they literally are, being plentiful and mentally backed up on the internet).

>>714459985
Yeah, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

>>714458537
You think a girl who is obsessed with these types of games would date a guy who's obsessed with cute anime girls?

>>714460343
Why would she? No ugly 3D man could compare to 2D men.

>>714459985
I would like her to work full time as well so I can stay at home and play vidya all day.

>>714460442
I don't know it seems like it would be fun to talk about your waifu/husbando with one another without the other person being weirded out and not understanding

>>714460559
>women outside the home
Woke.

i have 2 sides

>>714460820
Never let women touch games

>>714458276 (OP)
Women never act like this irl, anon

It's weird how sympathy for women and respect for women is like an inverted bellcurve.
>respect women's agency, think they are deserving of equality
>all women are queens
>believe women have agency, but think they are morons
>you voted for this you dumb bitch!
>just stop believing women have any agency whatsoever
>we must stop the enemy which poisons them

>>714458448
Haha....

>>714459985
That's not even hard to do lol

>>714462020
There's nothing harder for women than seeing men happy

>>714459985
>many fail this

>>714458448
fpbp

>>714458448
These don't, they're forcibly enslaved to you and depend on you 100% (male rape fantasy) for their survival

>>714463560
Incorrect. They're allowed to leave any time and many quit their productive jobs in other communities to run back to your side after ten years apart.

>>714463560
>Leftists are so unhinged they now think a woman relying on a man for support is abuse
>Ignores the fact that the man also relies on the woman
Why are you so fucking terrified of heterosexual relationships?
One of the main reasons the dolls care so much about SKK in the plot is the fact that he's one of the few humans on Earth that treats them like people rather than clankers.

>>714458448
>Tfw can't see the apple
I'm forever alone even in my dreams man

>>714458276 (OP)
Being the target of a young woman's affection and enthusiasm is the most alien thing for me. I can't even imagine it.
A webm like this is no different from a wizard slinging spells or space travel. It's something that can only exist in the fantastical realm of fiction.
Every single man before my generation had this, it was their right by birth. This is what they've taken from us.

>>714460820
somehow the left one is more unrealistic

>>714465507
right*

>>714458276 (OP)
did they not do a good job?

>>714461529
>not fat
>6.5

not in today's economy

>>714460820
>brown thread
>white thread

>>714459985
Alright, what's the issue here?

Why am I such a creep?

>>714468276
they can't say no to you explicitly, it's basically rape

>>714464698
They don't deserve to be treated like anything but disposable tools.

>>714468643
Shalom

>>714458276 (OP)
>>714458448
>>714459985
How to get a real UMP wife?

>>714468776
Fuck her sister.

>>714468776
Literally just exist, UMP9 will make you her husband whether you like it or not

>>714459985
>"YOU JUST WANT A MOM YOU CAN FUCK"
yes

>>714459985
Meanwhile women can't figure out how to do a single one of these

>>714458276 (OP)
aw man now im depreased

>>714458448
>imagine having a girl that does this because she loves you
Just imagine it.

>>714471085
OY"VE BEEN GIMPING FER OIGHT OURS I 'AVE
BLIMEY IN ME BUM FER FOUR OF 'EM
GUVNA STILL HAS SOME LATEX IN HIS BEARD I SAY
JOLLY GOOD

>>714467081
I want to work for a corporation and call five Zoom meetings a day for serious issues like "ethics in the lunch room" and "incorporating native american perspectives into sales strategies" in between my 2 hours breaks

>>714459985
That's right, women are just fuckable pets.

>>714458448
This just seems annoying to me

>>714459985
I'll gladly do all of these myself, minus having the babies. Being a homemaker is the best shit.
You just need to keep YOUR OWN house clean, raise YOUR OWN kids, make meals FOR YOURSELF and YOUR FAMILY. And when your spouse comes home in the evening, you just have to be nice to the PERSON YOU LOVE, fuck them until they're happy and feel valued.

I'd take up this role in a heartbeat. You have to be inside to pass up on this.

>>714473369
This, it's basically easy mode.
>cleaning the house takes no time if you're not a slob
>cooking takes at most 2 hours depending on what type of meal I want to make
>kids are at school most of the day anywaya
>groceries are quick and easy when everyone is at work and market isnt crowded
Like why would anyone complain about this??

>>714473517
The presence of small kids surely complicates things. They make frequent messes and require constant supervision. And if you're a good homemaker, you want to personally educate them in the early years, so they aren't clueless when they do eventually begin attending school.
But I also imagine such things are very fulfilling to do. Better than holding a job, that's for certain.

>>714465193
if it helps shit like OP's webm is just as real as wizards.

It's all anime wank that real people dont do, no not even girls into anime act like this.

>>714473769
>Better than holding a job, that's for certain.
Yup, I helped raised my little brother and constantly babysat my smaller cousins and family friends kids. I'd much rather be a housewife than wageslave for 8hrs a day minimum.

>>714471085
>the essex gimp

>>714458276 (OP)
This happened to me regularly until i turned 21. Then I became a perma incel chud

>>714458276 (OP)
bros... do girls really do this

>>714473517
These feel like 12 hour jobs because they're busy doing their nails/gossiping/riding a dildo/being retards on instagram in between

>>714458448
I honestly don't think I deserve to or would be loved by anybody. Even if I would find friends, I would instinctively retreat to solitude of my room, I'm too accustomized to being alone. I would probably be constantly scared that I would accidentally hurt someone, do something wrong and not being social enough.

>>714458276 (OP)
>>714458537

>>714468776
The WA bully.

>>714474880
The upper one is more natural. I may want to get almost killed but at least I'm not attracted to big breasts

>>714474430
Yea but only if you are REALLY attractive and cute. Like a handsome pretty boy with norwood 0 and washboard abs and 6+ feet

>>714474965
post bobs and vagene madam

>>714474880
Meanwhile...

>>714475153
>Tabooness
>Prepubescent children: 98
>Toddlers: 97.8
I know they're basically tied but it's very weird that toddlers aren't #1

>>714474430
no, underdeveloped soviet botnets aping one AI entity's memories of another AI entity do that

>>714475354
Notice that x-axis says "asked to rate..." so it's how these people percive their fetish. Like you said, it's pretty much tied, given statistical errors, but could be also interpreted as one group being more aware of how society views their interests.

>>714474430
Only if you're kind...

>>714475052
>and 6+ feet
Damn, and I've only got two of them.

>>714468276
The first was so cute I could die

>>714477225
you have norwood 0 and sixpack?
thats enough to buy a 4.5/10 looksmatched these days

>>714473369
Yeah I don't really get why being a housewife is looked down upon in modern western societies. You get to do actually important stuff that also improves your living conditions and take care of you, your spouse and your kids. Slowly you get to make your dream home and live an ordinary everyday life with routines and other mundane things that give you a sense of belonging.
Like seriously, doing light daily tasks doesn't have to feel like chores. It would be so nice to have daily gossips with your neighbors, go shopping for ingredients without any hurry in the world, making sure your home is clean and then spending time with your kids while raising them.
And then you get to welcome your husband home and pamper him after his long day at work.

>>714463560
>they're forcibly enslaved to you and depend on you 100% for their survival
Ah, just like the good old caveman times.

>>714463560
>A man wanting to take care of a woman exclusively is a rape fantasy
Jesus christ you are so fucked up

>>714477875
Women are highly susceptible to social programming, and were socially reprogrammed to find domestic bliss repulsive by inundating them with horror stories of abuse, rape, humiliation and subjugation for decades. I'll leave the "why" unsaid.

>>714459985
Yeah wanting physical affection from and a family with a woman who genuinely loves me is super misogynistic :^)

>>714466235
I mean, if everyone is poor, everyone should be thin from starving?

>>714458916
>>714458276 (OP)
Lainie is such a sweetheart bros....I want to kiss her

I have a stay at home wife and i do remote work. We are together all the time and we have 2 kids. Its harder than it looks.
Doing the housework of 4 people is never ending work that is repetitive and mindless. It never ends. You do your 9 to 5, but housewives dont have hours, they work constantly. There is always something to do. Little kid demands and needs are virtually endless.
Its also braindead. Its pushing the rock up the hill everyday and doesnt give you anything. Being a housewife turned my very interesting and fun wife into someone that doesnt have anything interesting to say. Its all trivial shit because her life is all about trivial shit. She is not only bored, she has become boring as a result.
It gets better when all your kids are older than 4, but it takes a super long time if you have more than 1.
We are happy, and satisfied, but its been some seriously hard years.

bump bump

>>714459985
Yes, and in exchange I would work myself to the bone to provide the best possible life I can for that robot. I would care about society for that robot, I would march to war and the high likelihood of my own death for that robot. I would ruin my body with hard labour decades in advance so that robot can live a decade or two longer than myself. There is nothing I would not do for a robot that could display the slightest glimmer of human affection for me, a single headpat once would become a core memory that WILL be my last conscious thought before death.

>>714483608
>and doesnt give you anything
Ask me how I know you had your kids by accident

>>714484204
No, both of them were intentional. You dont know things you assume them.

>>714484475
You understand this acknowledgement makes you sound worse, right? You're outright saying you're not "getting anything" out of raising children you had intentionally.

>>714483608
Just a hire a maid you poorfag

>>714458276 (OP)
>games
More like predatory slot machines exploiting lonely incels.

>>714484914
Is maidery even a thing anymore?

>>714484668
I dont care how I look to you. But I'll try to clarify what I was trying to say.
What you dont get anything out of, is housework, in regards to the type of work housewives do, and how its being romanticised in this thread. Specially on the intelectual level, you can turn off your brain while doing housework.
Yes, you have a clean house and good food, but that is just survival. At least to me and my wife, that shit is just baseline, it doesnt do anything for us, emotionally speaking. Its something to be mantained.
I love my kids I would give my life for them. But a lot of this is not what you would call "fun". Its heavy work, big responsability, lots of scare jumps and fear. Its very stressful, even if you love them and its worth it, its no walk in the park.
My point is that the version anons have in this thread about being a stay at home wife is just a fantasy. Nothing in life is that simple.

>>714484668
How are you supposed to figure that out before you have them, though
Generally people want kids because of a biological drive, not because kids are the best thing ever

>>714484914
And have a stranger all day long at my house, raising my children? Just so my wife has time to read a book or go back to work?
I dont think so. Besides, the kids are starting to grow up, we are regaining some balance naturally as time passes.

I should have never stopped playing GFL2

>>714483608
And this is why boomer humor has all these themes of hating your wife, cheating on your wife, avoiding having sex with your wife, coming home drunk to cope with having to deal with your wife again, etc.

>>714485468
Housework is not what's being romanticised, it's the kind of life that necessitates housework to begin with. I wouldn't say that the drudgery that goes into a life like that is fun, or nice, or even tolerable most days, you are wholly correct about that and I'm not arguing against it, but you are most certainly getting something out of it because the very fact you have to do housework is hard proof you have something to do housework for. You can't really have the one without the other.

Unless you have a maid, as that other anon said, but I still don't think that's really a thing for most people anymore. The point is, you're living a life most of us here can only dream of and will never have, it's downright evil of you to come in here and play it down as something a man shouldn't want just because it's hard.

>>714459985
And women want literal serial killers.

>>714485575
having kids is great, if you aren't a slave that consumes dogshit that makes you mentally ill, aka everyone

>>714458448
I don't have to imagine her doing this.
I just have to imagine her letting go of her trauma and finally dating me

>>714473369
Soooo...when are you moving in?

Girls' Frontline discussion?

>>714485590
She's not a stranger. She's your maid who would do anything for you.

>>714485886
That wasnt my intention. I think its very much worth to go for it and try to achieve it. There is a lot of meaning in living like this. Like I said originally, we are happy and satisfied.
Im not saying you shouldnt pursuit, just that there is a false idea of how it really is.
Its like these anime/gatcha girls. We end up obsessed wishing for things that are just not real.
Now, I know some of you will never be able to get out of the basement, but some of you will. Change and transformation IS possible. I'm sure I invested more hours into video games that most people in this thread and I managed to do it anyways.

>>714461356
I have experienced it before, gets worse when you've had it and then just rot alone for years afterwards

>>714458276 (OP)
bros...

>>714485468
>not getting intrinsic emotional satisfaction from spending time cooking and seeing your family enjoy what you made for them
That's a helluva skill issue right there.

>>714486136
Is coffee good for you?

blogposter inadvertently revealed a normalfag market demand for irl dolls

>>714458276 (OP)
>glides across the floor at mach 2 to get to the stairs in time for her stair animation
So this, is the power, of gacha...

>>714458537
>>714458593
75% of infold employees are women

>>714474880
me in the bottom right

>>714490638
Dork....

>>714474880
I'm getting tired of this meme, because while it's true that many women enjoy being "dominated" in the bedroom, it only paints a very one-dimensional image of female sexuality. My mother kept a lot of trashy romance novels around the house. Books that predate 50 Shades of Grey. Nora Roberts and Sandra Brown most commonly. I read a lot of them. The men in those books follow typical models - they're wealthy, brooding and aloof. They don't want to be around (you), but through happenstance are forced into (your) sphere. Over time, they bond with (you), and develop an affection that reveals itself at opportune moments culminating in at least two 2-page sex scenes. There is almost always a rival love interest, who is outwardly sweeter but has some ick or is revealed to be an asshole.

Choking never comes up. The most common sex act is oral, followed by vaginal penetration. I've only seen one anal scene, and it was explicitly for humiliation. A lot of times, the man will finger her, too. One particular passage from a book I read on the plane was how the male love interest, a "dark elf," was agonized over being soul-bound to the main character. He fingerfucked her while hissing how he, "hates how much I love you." Women love that stuff.

>>714492028
>My mother kept a lot of trashy romance novels around the house.
>I read a lot of them.
I'm more interested in learning about what compelled you to read trashy female romance than anything else you posted.

>>714492028
Post tits

>>714458276 (OP)
Games with this feel?

>>714493213
Girls' Frontline 2: Exillium!
>Title screen music bugs out and plays twice

>>714474365
You must be retarded to the highest degree not to have taken the hint.

>>714492417
>>714493110
nta. he's probably a dude who had nothing else to read while he was young

>>714492417
>>714493110
I'm a 35 year old man who used to use explicit descriptions of sex in trashy romance novels as masturbation material. "The Love Slave" was particularly exciting, especially since it opens on the 15 year old main character (Irish woman) getting vigorously deflowered by her sister's fiancé. Another was the main character performing oral sex on her love interest on the beach of an unsettled tropical island.

>>714492028
>There is almost always a rival love interest, who is outwardly sweeter but has some ick or is revealed to be an asshole.

This is fascinating.
The playboy asshole is good because he falls for (me) but the sweet gentleman gives me the ick so he is bad

>>714494868
Same age as me. Idk I found porno mags in the woods with my friends, idk why that was a thing back then. Or those underwear catalogs they sent to homes for you to browse. But hey reading is nice too I suppose

I thought this game didn't have much for (you) stuff?
Was I lied to?

>>714495273
new update (((((soon)))))

>>714494965
>The playboy asshole is good because he falls for (me) but the sweet gentleman gives me the ick so he is bad
I never said the playboy is an asshole, only that he keeps to himself. The throughline for all of them is that the man doesn't "want" to be in a relationship - not at first. He thinks she's "bad news," or a "job," or his "boss" or any number of other descriptions. She's not a woman, and the book's plot is where that view changes.

Going back to the Love Slave, an immediate example is when the Irish woman is sold to slavers and taken to the Middle East. She was bought by the Sheik to be his sex slave, but before she was taken to his bed she must be taught how to pleasure men. Her trainer is that love interest, who vigorously tries to stay distant from this gorgeous, fiery haired beauty, but is eventually won over after he rescues her from bandits who sought to exploit her value.

The trainer was white, of course. Another white slave who converted to Islam.

>>714495273
You were lied to yes

>>714495795
Am I a fucking dwarf?

>>714496018
Actually, You're a big guy

>>714458448
bro...

>>714496140
Holy shit the Commander won, I WON.

>>714496018
>Am I a fucking dwarf?
Suomi shot your shins off, so they reattached your feet to your knees like Cotton.

>>714496394
John Frontline....the luckiest man in the world

Is this a good gatcha game?
The only gatcha I played was FGO and it sucked

Why western women hates beauty and feminine traits? I would never be gay if most girls acted like Yuna.

>>714458276 (OP)
>use imagination and the power of technology to conjure a nice girl who wants to spend time with you
>THIS IS LITERALLY RAPE

>>714475153
>too colorblind to read this chart properly
guys my brokey eyes really suck

>>714458276 (OP)
Stellar Blade had a woman as the character designer right? I heard something like that a while back.

>>714495142
Also 35 here. I used to download from Limewire. System of a Down renamed MP3s, those who know know! Everything was more masculine, banter was fantastic and you had to use your imagination. Great times.

>>714497072
You like XCOM?

>>714460596
>I don't know it seems like it would be fun to talk about your waifu/husbando with one another without the other person being weirded out and not understanding
Anon, women (maybe people in general) are hypocrites at their core, they will still the ick or whatever even if you just have the same defect as they have.

>>714497975
Well I'm talking like offline stuff. Yeah limewire was great, I downloaded a virus and fucked the entire computer up, I learned a valuable lesson that day. I also remember porn videos on Winamp "radio" or whatever that feature was. At least torrents are still great despite being a relic from those days too