Thoughts on video game ads appearing IN REAL LIFE

>>714465525 (OP)
What does the international museum of H O R S E do?

quit horsing around

>>714465525 (OP)
Wasn't this like 4 months ago?

>>714465525 (OP)
Video games aren't real.

>>714465525 (OP)
>International Museum of the HORSE
>Horse depiction sets an insanely skinny, tall, unrealistic body standard for young horses
This is cruel... the one in the middle must feel so fat...

It can be cool at times
Granted a Toysrus is a more reasonable place than a museum

>>714465525 (OP)
gacha games are not real games

The Azur Lane/Kancolle girls aboard the actual battleship museums was way more weird.

for me it's the KFC crossovers funniest shit

>>714465525 (OP)
>ads
It's a full blown collab in the horse history of Japan exhibit

>>714466038
>Spongebob
HALO2FAGS THIS IS YOUR MINDSET

>>714465525 (OP)
>They had to make Taiki Shuttle face away from the camera because her tummy is too lewd for the International Hors Museum
never fails to make me laugh

>>714465525 (OP)
I'd rather have this than some ingame billboard telling me to vote for Obama

>>714465525 (OP)
Nothing makes me more happy.

They're alright
Especially if I know what they are and they get creative with it
But at the end of the day ads are still ads

>>714465525 (OP)
In my country you get berated in public if somebody finds out you watch anime
These kind of ads are also illegal because they promote paedophilia

>>714469029
Sounds like you live in a shithole, further evidenced by the fact that you didn't name which country.

>>714469029
Inshallah

>>714469029
we know UK bro

>>714469029
god save the king alhamdulillah

>>714465525 (OP)
good

>>714469029
Tell me you live in a country thats colonized by Muslims without telling me the country.

>>714465820
>Horse depiction sets an insanely skinny, tall, unrealistic body standard for young horses
Iranian breed is the most highly priced and sought for type on the entire planet, idiot. It's real.
And pissraelite nazi fascist scumbags recently bombed stalls with such horses, killing many.

You all need to stop horsin' around

>>714469940
why do they all have the black rock shooter eye?

>>714470310
The G-Zone logo is in their eyes powering them up.

Zone Energy is the energy drink.

>>714470310
I believe it's a reference to an official video that was made for one specific horse which was carried into the series, though not sure why it's for all of them

>>714470310
Their own characters have their feature.

https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/%E3%81%9E%E3%82%93%E5%AD%90Ch._/ZONe_Energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcB5TaPlvEo

would a horse get a heart attack if it drank human energy frank

>>714470549
no
dosis too small

>>714470473
Damn that's a lot of Uma stuff, I want to see it all and know how delicious that drink is

anime makes everything more educational and easier to absorb

try teaching history to kids but replace all the prominant figureheads with cute anime girls

>>714470549
Probably a mild dose compared to the usual. Horses would think of it as weak shit.

>>714470506
Rice Shower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvvxrNMQggU

The entire demographics of the Kentucky derby is literally just white horse girls who are only into horse COCK or smelly old men who are only there to gamble and don't give a shit about horses.
Who exactly were they trying to attract to their game?

they're ok if they're in an appropriate location

>>714470713
human men

>>714470604
It was really damn good. Honestly one of the tops energy drink flavors I had.

My top 5 ranking would be.

Monster Energy Mango Loco
ZONe Energy Toughness
Monster Energy The Doctor VR46
Hell Energy Black Cherry
ZONe ENERGY FRUITS MIX BOOST the new one from 2024 onwards

Now I'm European so I mostly have European brands here no Rockstar NOS and such.

>>714465525 (OP)
>futa gacha
Based

>>714465525 (OP)
HORSE PUSSY!!!

>>714470945
>Monster Energy Mango Loco
If only that shit didn't had like 1kg of sugar per can
Pic related still tastes good, but this fiesta is not loco enough

>>714470713
EVERYONE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3e8oP21xik

>>714469029
you sound like a nigger. you look like a nigger. you type like a nigger. you are a nigger.

>>714470549
They shoot race horses up with enough cocaine to kill a man
energy drinks won't do shit

>>714471159
Yeah thats a general problem with most energy drinks.

Zero versions is what I usually drink but sugar ones simply taste better.

Same with the Dr.Pepper we have here in Europe that has like 24 kcal vs the 44 kcal Japanese ones that simply tastes x4 times as good.

>>714465525 (OP)
>Anime girl versions of real racehorses
>They get shitty when porn is made of them
I don't understand the Yakuza at all. You allowed an anime of your horses to be made. You live in Japan. You should know how this works.

>>714469567
>>714469737
The UK really does live rent free in your minds. Wrong country anyway.

>>714465525 (OP)
For me? It's the Chinese going onto random museum ships and jerking off onto them.

>>714470608
Unironically true. I got into WW2 history because of sora no woto and girls und panzer.

What happens if you stroke their ears?

>>714473241
>I got into WW2 history because of sora no woto

Damn imagine if horses were actually real

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-sexually-abused-horses-stables-31974893

>>714470549
Horses can't even get drunk because their livers can instantly digest alcohol into carbohydrates.

>>714469029
Let me guess: previously white country that fell to targetted demographic replacement migration and now drowns in a sea of brown people who hate you and your country. That's really the only places you see this kind of maximum misery type of shit.

>>714473831
They used to be.

It's always been odd to me how there's Marvel Stadium in Melbourne. It's original name is Docklands Stadium, but with sponsorship money, they changed it.
It really feels like a story element you'd have in a 2020's Revenge of the Nerds reboot. Like the dorks get back at those ball-throwing bullies by renaming their beloved stadium to something associated with capeshit.

>>714474793
it's nothing new, at least in the states, whatever company funds the majority of the property's costs via sponsorship/ownership tends to put their name on it
It's kind of rare to see a major stadium without a company's logo/name attached to it now. Only old farts like me remember what they used to be called

>>714467997
Loved this onsen, had themed water infusions every other day.

>>714470473
It almost looks like carrot juice.

It can be kino.

>>714475695
It's 10% mixed carrot plus orange juice yes.

>>714465525 (OP)
https://youtu.be/i6d3yVq1Xtw

>>714468404
For me it's incredible gassy

I wish sports teams or other institutions in my country would use cute girls for promos. Or our locally made cartoons. Bring some joy to the world, damn it, everyone outside thinks we are permanently sad chaps.

>>714476859
why is that BOY wearing a dress

>>714475961
At least he's with his waifu now
Bless him

>>714477063
Because it's cute. Why don't you?

>>714465525 (OP)
What does the toyota plant up the street have?

what the fuck is even the appeal of umaslop

>>714476013
>they actually did the meme
What the fuck.

>>714477731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBH9YPJeYdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNAJvFHlUHo

>slop
GTFO, we're full.

>>714477731
It's a game with cute girls who don't have to worry about anything but racing each other and being friends. No fighting, no killing, no tragedies, just silly rivalries between friends on a race track.
Also pseudo-gambling, that's a big part too.

fucking normalniggers

>>714478297
>pseudo-gambling
>pseudo

>>714469029
>In my country
Every. Fucking. Time. Why don't you just say your country? Lmao. I'm glad I'm American and don't have to feel ashamed or embarrassed and hide which country I'm from.

>>714465525 (OP)
There were GTAV ads on every bus here in Australia when that was releasing.

I like anime art, never gonna play a gacha, and it's really funny that they're advertising to horse racing enthusiasts and it'll be funnier if it works, those are all my thoughts.

>>714470328
I think they also did these on Hornet and New Jersey

>>714479390
10 dollarydoos says they have uma cutouts at the next melb cup

I am so tired of the anime cancer trying to infect everything. IIRC the church also made a mascot or something.

>>714479445
That'd be great. Or if they pay professional cosplayers to show up with uma versions of those giant stupid hats that are always there.

>>714473241
Based see you at next rewatch

>>714465525 (OP)
I'd like to join in on the hype but for a game like this I need at least one character to draw me in and the character design in Uma Musume is boring to me, not bad but boring. Im@s, Kancolle, Blue Archive all had stuff that got me but not this.

>>714469029
What country? I can't think of any country that has no weebs, even the hardass Eastern Euros got plenty of animu.

>>714465525 (OP)
Akebono my wife

>>714469029
>>714469737
>>714469940
>>714471291
>>714479185
the normalniggers of the board