Thread 714478595

I'll be hosting the Wily Beasts contest this weekend! This contest is team based and will determine who the best beast gang truly is. Check out pic related for further instructions. If the thread gets deleted, you will find me in other boards.

competitivity and trash talk between wolfbros, otterbros and eaglebros is highly encouraged.

I don't caare.

You do know that otters are pretty much guaranteed to win because of bombspam, right?

>>714479103
I'm aware of that but the main idea is to have multiple contributions per team. Let's say Team Buddhist consisting of only Byakuren scores 800 gillion points and Team Taoist consisting of Miko and Futo score 450 gillion points each. Taoists would win in that case. I feel being able to choose your own difficulty will also make things more balanced, since some anons may be "braver" than others.

Team work makes the dream work as they say.

>>714478595 (OP)
>TOUHOU GAMERS
not a single toohoo fan plays the actual games

>>714478595 (OP)
GLORY TO TOUTETSU-SAMA
GLORY TO THE GOUYOKU GANG
NO MELTING UNTIL THE ENDING

>>714478595 (OP)
id rather play nortubel

WOLFBROS WE ARE GOING TO WIN

Draw?

>>714482532
Saki in a white sundress & black tights

>>714483656
Ok fine I'll join the Wolfgang...

>>714483704
I am an eagle gang member.

>>714483775
Should have drawn propaganda for the other side buddy

>>714483656
I love how happy Saki looks, reminds me of how nice she was to Seiran in 19

Draw Yuuma drinking oil

>>714485079
Sometimes forget for much I liked certain storymodes because of how shit the whole game is
Ironic the ones unrelated to the incidents minus Mamizou got the best routes

>>714486131
It's what I love the most about the Phantasmagoria games. They act like real people (bitches most of time) and banter a lot.

>>714486780
Why is Seiran there

>>714487247
I think I'm an eagle

>>714486930
she's a wolfbro now

>>714487247
You didn't have to add the pubes, don't make me betray my otterkind...

>>714487247
Where is the flanny helping out her goat friend

>>714487482
>otters are unfaithful
many such cases

Hosts are meant to be unbiased but CAM ON YACCHIE.

Rise

>>714478595 (OP)
Imagine being EagleKEK or OtterLOSER
WEAKLINGS! ALL OF YOU!
https://litter.catbox.moe/5we5z6gehj41e4dn.mp4
...sorry for black borders on the vid, I messed up OBS recording and didn't feel like re-encoding everything just to remove them.

Please don't post genjii I might just cum

>>714489449
you can send the replay file to save yourself the trouble

>>714487247
mspaintanon I LOVE when you draw girls with thick bodies and are super tall and have the - bellybutton and have massive tiddies I want to hug them so bad and be in bed with a bunch of big touhous like that cuddling me

please keep drawing girls like this forever I can't get enough of your art

>>714490590
I didn't save the replay, this was done live which is also why I couldn't re-record sorry.
I'll try to fix it for the next time.

>>714482532
Keiki's thoughts on the current wolf otter eagle debate (also she's fat and hairy)

>>714490405
More like Genjiisexing

>>714490729
im not the host so idk, if it works it works i guess

Drawavengers... ASSEMBLE!

>>714489449
Oh fuck wolves are good

>>714491265
YUP
YUP
YUP

Meira?
Wolfbro

>>714491052
This but make her slim and completely shaved

>>714482532
Have you seen that big tits mob youkai from cds yet? I'd like to see her in your style

Jackalman won

>>714490683
This but the opposite

>>714491240
Taking a look at every submission thus far, eagles are actually on the lead. This is exactly what i meant by "teamwork makes the dream work"

>>714478595 (OP)
What the hell is this? I know nothing about Touhou.

>>714491473
I wish you were an deltarune deer because I want you raped

>>714491672
Thats pretty bad considering you are an otter

>>714489659
>two drawfags are eaglebros already
Where are the non-eagle drawfags?

>>714491840
I know.

>>714491792
>I wish you were an deltarune deer because I w-

>>714491672
Damn I knew this would happen if you'd start this challenge on American national holiday
WOLFCHADS WHERE YOU AT, WE GOTTA PUMP THOSE NUMBERS, DON'T LET GASOLINA PETROLINA WIN

>>714491848
wolves? my heroes.

Good morning fellow patriots.

>>714492285
It's too late.

Yippie you guys were here all along!!

I'm out.

Let the plebians squabble, the ones pulling the strings in the background will enjoy the show

>>714494119
You lost

>>714494119
That's not canon!

go go go go

Wolves are on the lead.

OTTERS WAKE UP!!!

>>714482532
More funny Renko and Maribel shenanigans I love them and Maribels massive european tits and ass

>>714494119
PatrickGOD... How do you do it...

>>714494119
Why didn't the eagle and wolf bring a gun

Are they stupid?

>>714494254
Hell yeah fellow YoumuWolfbro

>>714495113
best option and best girl!

ANOTHER WOLF SUBMISSION HAS HIT THE 8, WOLVES ARE EVEN FURTHER ON THE LEAD.

>>714495940
WE GOT THIS WOLFBROS

OTTERSISSIES EAGLEMELTIES NOT LIKE THIS

What happened to the commie contest?

Attention Narumi gamers
Narumi
That is all!!!

>>714496575
You must've missed the results
https://files.catbox.moe/k0dko5.mp4

>>714496752
Uh so is catbox down just for me or everyone else...?

>>714496913
It's not just you, my bad. Here's a gofile with the video
https://gofile.io/d/EYVx4i

>>714497190
happy sakuya

>>714498256
without her dumb fumo

>>714498339
rude

... Where is everyone?

>>714499083
Waging i bet

gooning to genjii

..........................

>>714498256
I just got back from the grocery store, did you need anything?

>>714499059
buster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPL5Hkl11IQ

huh neat, lemme see if i can do that today i havent played wbawc in a hot minute glory to the CCP

>CCPGOD is a wolfbro
SASUGA!

>another wolf submission from the 8
>CCP wolf submission on its way

>>714501331
Ottershot sucks!

THIS IS A WOLF THREAD, just submitted mine

Eaglesissies ottersissies what went wrong

>Gameplay competition starts
>Wolfbros come out of the woodworks out of nowhere
Why?

>>714501751
Large breasts

>>714501524
KWABchie's otters would rather eat kappa pussy canonically
Toetetsus's eagles are melting

>>714501794
See >>714483656 vs >>714487247
Petrolina won

WolfCHADS SWEEP

>>714501902
...............the losing competition

EagleGODS won the OC
WolfCHADS won the Score
Otterbros...?

>>714502172
Make that otterbro...

I will draw porn of the winner.

>>714502375
No you won't.

>>714483656
>cute
>graceful
>showing skin without overdoing it
>candid expression
>outdoors, taking fresh air
>>714487247
>ugly
>disgraceful
>showing her body inmodestly like a cheap hooker
>evil expression
>in some stinky blood pool with a NEET
I rest my case

>>714502409
Yes I will.

>>714502467
Stop lying, you will not.

>>714478595 (OP)
what the fuck is wily bily? is it some redneck thing?

>>714502375
You will draw porn of wolves?

To be honest Otter is the best shottype to beat the game with and I did had pretty good score attempts with them when I tried it out just for fun, but for a single stage challenge just going berserk mode DPS is simply way more fun.

Eaglechads have patrician taste.

>otters won the potential challenge
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714502716
whoever wins fucks keiki

>>714502716
HOLY BASED

I'M ON KEIKI'S SIDE

>otter thinks he's the leader of the animals
Kek

>>714502716
Holy FUCK that Keiki is hot and I normally would never find armpit hair attractive. How did you do it?

>>714503015
An anon on the 8 made a submission for "Team Keiki" where he didn't use beast specific powers so that's an option for my Keikisisters.

Who I'm I raping today?

>>714502716
I will never make an an*mal spirit post again I'm on Keiki's side forever

>>714502172
Got raped

The winner fucks Genjii

/v/hu was warped my taste in women regretably

I'll be gone for a while, please take care of the thread for me.

>/v/hu was warped
the the marisad world you go

>>714504115
Scary Monster(s)

>>714504264
Tusk

>>714504115
sexy monster
with sexy monsters

>>714504292
Steel Balls

>>714504115
Wow, I really shouldn't stick my dick in that

However...

>>714504613
Meira

Sagume balls

>>714505052
HA HA SAGUME BALLS SO FUNNY!!!!!

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED SAGUME'S LIFE OR ANYTHING

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SAGUME SUFFERED, AND WILL STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF HER LIFE

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE BALLS ARE ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY ANTI-LUNARIAN PARTY IN CONTROL OF HALF OF GENSOKYO

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE LUNARIANS GET ARRESTED MORE THAN YOUKAI FOR THE SAME CRIMES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SAGUME HAS THE GOVERNMENT AND THE POLICE AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST HER

>>714478595 (OP)
BUT WHO WAS WEAKEST CREATURE?!

>>714503775
This. I did the "haha hairy women" stuff as a joke but it's really becoming less of a joke now...

>>714505407
I was the wily beast

>yachie loves deers
>the main character of deltarune loves deers
Otterbros?

>>714506271
>Yachie's power is making people lose the will to fight against her, effectively controlling them
>Proceed
>Proceed
>Equip Item

>>714482532
Could I use AI instead?

>>714506271
my heroes and the knight and Kris.

>touhou kikeijuu
>final boss is named keiki

Genji in Deltarune?

>>714478595 (OP)
>>714500779
douzo lad, looks like catbox shat the bed but i still recorded the whole thing, i did some more attempts but somehow the first one i did was infinitely better than the ones i did after so whatever
https://limewire.com/d/QLgN7#HmAwaUeSQf

>>714478595 (OP)
Neat

>>714506784
there are still 2 more days yknow

its looking EXTREMELY grim for otter bitches im afraid

Yup yup yup

I love this Genjii

>>714507704
>>714507381
now make the tank dance

You touhoufags are truly pathetic, your normalfag humor is trully cringe, no wonder why /jp/ is infested with v-tumors.

>>714508074
YUUUP YUUUUUUUUP YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

WE GOTTA ANOTHER ONE HERE

>>714508074
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
KYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

As a fellow EAGLEbro, I think this war is unwinnable. We should surrender to the mighty WOLFbros before it's too late

Hecatia is the only god in Touhou referred to as "Megami" (goddess)
Why?

Redpill me on the fish spirits

>>714508137
He pissed his pants while posted this, have your epic like wholesome facebookfag.

>>714509496
MEIRA NO BE GENTLE WITH HIM

>>714509496
No, I shit my pants, get it right yatsuchuddie

>barely 40 million on hard
Tsk, tsk, tsk...
Don't you guys know you're supposed to work SMART, not HARD?
https://gofile.io/d/R3jBIg

>>714509568
Poppy pants apart of normalfag, tranny, disgusting.

Hecatia
wearing what?

>>714509895
nothing but her stupid shirt that cant hold on

>>714509772
I am a cute little mikosister mwahh

>>714509772
diaperbroken

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSpkKturEGfl_m6l1Dj3ewn9lcPLINHYI_bNJ-yVA39wSt1Q/viewform
Send a question to /ourslav/ Potemki!

Eh? No. KO!

>>714511317
I personally think the best part of your bighus is the few pixels of lipstick, it's pure sexo.

>>714502521
https://litter.catbox.moe/xkwzejznm1s9iqgn.PNG (catbox is down)
Proof of my word. Whoever wins gets to be alongside her for this and another picture. And also for the Keiki guy

>>714511648
Merth what the FUCK

>>714511648
SEX

>>714511648
make the guy the winning animal spirit

>>714511834
Pads

>>714511835
That's the plan (forma humano)

>>714512932
I look like this and do this

1ccPs?

Why 1 when you can have 2?
when are we getting a new art folder merth

>>714514412
When I remember the password to my Pixiv alt

>>714514412
Orange, my wife...

>>714514961
You know who isnt orange either?
Chen

>>714515284
Hey mspaintanon do you have a set color palette for your art? I know the purple shading is used in pc98 portraits but your coloring really stands out so I'd like to know

>>714514930
HE'S BACK

What makes Merth so great? explain in a short paragraph

>>714515565
I use the 4chan built in drawing program and only deviate from the color palette when I absolutely need a specific color.

I no longer love cum

...4chan has a drawing program?

>>714516039
>he doesn't know about tegaki paint
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE NEWFAG

>>714478595 (OP)
why are the (relatively) newer games so much harder...

>>714516039
Dude, we have an entire board dedicated to it...

...I didn't know...

>>714516229
isnt this 4chanx?

>go to the oekaki touhou thread
>futa eiki

>>714516039
/i/ and /qst/ have it normally. 4chanx enables it everywhere.

>Some interesting things I learned
>Jackalman isn't even the main protagonist just a weekly bad guy
>Jackalman is named after his species
>Jackalman is often made fun of by is peers
>This is what his most recent appearance looks like

>>714516653
You thought Jackalman was the protagonist? Of what, He-Man?

>>714516653
look how they massacred my nigga

>>>/i/811542
paintLORE!

>>714517117
My favorite part is all the times when he uses the paint bucket and dumps all over the entire canvas because there was a 1 pixel break he didn't see

he's just like me

...Why is everyone playing wolf anyways? I've never seen Sakifags or Enokofags in my life

>>714517452
HE'S JUST LIKE ME

>>714516254
I don't think they are harder.
I did UDoALG first try.
UM can be pretty easy if you get good RNG.
Granted there are some easy older games as well (like MoF) and harder newer games(LoLK), but I think the difficulty is somewhat even across the mainline games.
Or maybe I can't tell anymore because it's been a while since I really played the games.

>>714517547
I was expecting eagles to dominate due to 4th of july and otters being the other popular pick due to low difficulty, I thought I'm gonna pick the - haha - underdog that could use a few points.

>>714517547
Powered focus shot
I assume this is how most got their 1ccs too

>>714515872
That's really cool, thanks for the info I didn't know that was a thing because I don't go anywhere outside of /v/hu

>>714517547
Because host picked stage rather than full run which de-emphasizes survivability (otters) and eagles are shit
He also picked the boss that summons other enemies which sounds maybe helpful for eagles but whoops there's a girl (boy) with piercing slashes buffed by wolf

keiki's chosen haniwa reporting in for team keiki
https://files.catbox.moe/fq131g.rpy

I think I like this tegaki thing

...where did everyone go?

What extra should I play right now?

6

>>714523307
Ten Desires

>>714524095
I haven't played TD in years, this feels hard

swirl

KOISNEED

shameless necrobump

...Where did everyone go?

Sariel thread

all burgers are shooting off fireworks currently

>>714516653
This might be the most forced meme in /v/hu history

I wanna force my dick Reimu's anus

>>714530692
You want to force Dick Reimu's anus to do what? You need to finish your sentences. Though I doubt Dick Reimu would tolerate any bullshit from you when she could just dick you and tell you to fuck off

i wanna force reimu's dick in my anus

DYEL

I miss my vhufriends...

I despise my vhuenemies

I miss my diapy

I miss my wife

I missed the toilet...

again?

What's the current score for each right now?

>>714533458
Too lazy to do the math right now but TL;DR:

>wolves raping everyone
>eagles in the middle
>otters only have 2 submissions

>>714533575
And Keiki?

>>714533674
in my bed

>>714533708
You share a bed with fat hairy stinky women?

>Sleep with Keiki
>She takes up half the bed
>Your face gets nestled in her armpits (it's hairy and has a strong scent)
>By morning you're covered head to toe in her scent

Just get a bigger bed

Nevermind, i did the math anyways:

Team Keiki: 20019530, 2 submissions
Team Otter: 74239270, 2 submissions
Team Eagle: 133276860, 4 submissions
Team Wolf (brace yourself): 805764770, 7 submissions

>>714534460
KWAB

>>714534131
I don't think any of the other options are better really
>Sleep with Saki
>Leg lock is so strong it hurts
>Can't even be the small spoon in her hold because she's a midget

>Sleep with Yachie
>So flat its like sleeping with a boy
>Better hope she doesnt move much in her sleep or else that tail is gonna slap you and that spiky shell is gonna hurt

>Sleep with Yuuma
>Even more of a midget than Saki
>Chiyari comes in at 4 AM to grab an IV bag & doritos

>Sleep with Mayumi
>That's fucking clay man
>Why do I have to argue have you ever done pottery

>>714534359
She'd still find a way to take up most of the bed

Also you'd see teal hair everywhere in the bed

>>714534460
If that's the case aren't wolves in the lead still?

Literally every Touhou would mark you with their scent their youkai they need to assert that you're their property

>>714534460
>805764770, 7 submissions
What is the average for lunatic run? Because when 4 wolf submissions from this thread are subtracted, the average for the remaining 3 is a staggering 214676730 points per run. I find it... hard to believe, but I'm too casual to know how scoring looks on lunatic.

>>714535529
I fuarking suck at averages but there are 5 40m+ wolf scores and the highest lunatic wolf score (and highest score thus far) is 67998700 if that helps

>>714535134
This is the hottest thing in the world holy shit

>>714535869
>5 40m+
>highest lunatic wolf score
>is 67998700
Even assuming those 5 are actually 50m, those would be 250000000. Add the lunatic score and that's 317998700 from 6 out of 7 submissions. Either there are more submissions, or
>>714534460
>805764770
is some big error. The last submission (which isn't even the highest one!) would need to be more than a half of total wolf points.
I smell something, not sure if fraud or wet dog.

WOLFRAUDS

>>714536570
Fine, lemmie do the math again

I bet my money on wolves winning day 1 so I drew Saki for the first one ahead of time but if they're losing then game over

>>714478595 (OP)
I wish I was free this weekend instead of having to wageslave.

>>714536875
They should be winning anyway, but it shouldn't be that staggering.

Ok, my bad, i made a mistake. Wolves don't have 805764770 points, they have 301137240 points. Still on the lead but thanks to the anon for pointing out my mistake, i would've been cooked without him.

YOU LOST PATRICKAUTIST

I tried to contribute points but I fucking suck and couldn't beat Mayumi

i did a quick shitty run for you otterCHADS i don't know how to play this game

>>714537385
I fucking hate antispecific namefag posters like you. You're a thousand times more annoying than the guy you're complaing about.

>>714537486
YUP YUP YUP

wolves won

>>714537385
But he won...

Chimata is to blame

>>714539125
What did she do?

I will quickly draw the first 2hu given to me and only that one for today

>>714540023
Uhh Komachi

...where did everyone go?

>>714540023
Kaku Seiga!

>>714540907
i'm digesting my meal

>>714540907
got doxxed by wolf chuds

the animal mafia is my favorite nuhu meme

>>714542062
WBaWC is 6 years old.

>>714542160
anything post IN is nuhu

>>714478595 (OP)
Competition is not Video Games.

>>714542853
IN was 22 years ago
MoF is old enough to post on 4chan

vpoo is dead....

>>714533575
Is this real?

>>714544839
M-merth?

>>714544839
Very nice, thank you mysterious drawfag

Gee I wonder who it could be

>>714544912
No. Now there's THREE otter submissions
>>714545052
I don't know, looks like if merth and mspaintanon had a kid.

>>714544839
Boobs too small

>>714544839
You forgot to put clothes on the scythe too.

>>714545124
yes it was me Merth i done did it

Good night /v/hus. You are the only 2hu thread that i like

>>714544839
Merth this art style looks like it's ripped from a DS game

>>714545601
i came up with it on the spot

>>714545601
The World Ends with Merth

>>714545528
Good night, anon.

>>714545601
Chibi-Mertho - Thread Patrol

>>714545601
Merth Trick

>>714545601
Merthaman Pegforce

>>714545601
Merths in Time

>>714545601
Elite Peg Merthgents

>>714545601
Kirby Merth Attack

>>714545601
Professor Merth

>>714545601
Merth's Inside Story

>>714545601
Merthemom Hairy Woman and Shaved Woman

What's a merf?

>>714546030
Me

>>714545601
Merth Rush

...There are no other Merth games

>>714546641
The Merth series had a rough transition into 3D

Merth Other M

The World Ends with you (9/10)
Chibi-Robo - Park Patrol (haven't played)
Ghost Trick (8/10)
Megaman Starforce (8/10, 9/10 with the DX patch)
Partners in Time (8/10, had to google because i thought you meant Turtles in Time)
Elite Beat Agents (8/10)
Kirby Mass Attack (never made it past the final world)
Professor Layton (only played Spectre's Call, that one's a 7/10)
Bowser's Inside Story (9/10)
Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver (7/10)
Sonic Rush (8/10)

>>714547057
Not a DS game you fuark.

How we feeling dsGODS?

>>714547196
Touching is good

>>714547114
>Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver (7/10)
Are you rating those relatively low because you prefer Crystal? If so based since you're including romhacks in your rankings there are insane patches that make Crystal ridiculously GOAT compared to every toher Pokemon game

I love my vhufriends!

i HATE my vhuENEMIES

Hey Merth! Question!

>>714549064
wat

>>714550238
What's your Fire Emblem tier list? What do you consider the best Fire Emblems and the worst? What's your personal favorite Fire Emblems?

I'm thinking of getting into the series and want your perspective. Don't tell me the best fire emblems to start with because I can get that anywhere, I want to know your opinions.

>>714550374
My least favorite is Fire Emblem Fates in general because of the story but the gameplay is pretty solid and I like some of the characters like Arthur and Azama but my favorites are SNES games that don't tell you anything so have fun with those

>>714550978
This guy stole my shitty edit and claimed it as his lol
Prismriver trio would be the three base magic classes for GBA FE btw I do not agree with Lunasa being a knight. Wriggle also seems more like a thief character but I'm nitpicking at this point

Guess the 2hu!

Post baldhus

>>714550978
That's a cute Wriggle.

I don't like merth

I love merth

>>714551028
Switch Echoes with RD and it's perfect.

>>714550238
What Stand did you get in 7th Stand User?

I love my /v/hu friends!

merth, favorite beer brand?

Wasted talent. Play Shmups

>>714555356
Merth is a twink, he doesn't drink beer

merth, favorite juice brand?

merth, do you think that someone with a body inflation fetish can live a fulfilling life?

dobson did it

>>714478595 (OP)
>join something you'll lose in and feel bad about losing in and everyone will make fun of you and you'll just be a stepping stone to some jackass who doesn't deserve it!
No.

>>714557007
It would be wise to join the winning team

>>714557007
I agree fellow Otterbro we have no chance, best to not even try

>sucky
YAAAAAAWN
Where's my deerfucking hero Kicchou-sama?

>>714557584
>JOBchie
busy getting doubleteamed by AUNN

aunn futa rapes mizuchi

eagles lost

>>714559089
...the losing contest.

>>714500779
>>714500884
Chynadiaper schizo, I...

... where is everyone?