Thread 714505572

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SAY FELLAS, DID SOMEONE MENTION THE DOOR TO DARKNESS?

>>714505572 (OP)
How did he get a hood that fits his ears

>>714505572 (OP)
this was kino and im tired of pretending it wasnt

>>714505572 (OP)
Yes. There is too much hate and revenge in that work. It must be done. It is a sacrifice—and so let it be all the greater. Destruction is the work of anger. Let the tyrants and the slayers be forgotten together, and only the reconstructors be remembered

>>714506173
same way he got ears that you never see in profile

>>714505572 (OP)
I'm gonna be honest with you fa.m
I've never played any kingdom hearts

>>714506173
It was custom made. Fortunately, he gets a Mascot of the Company That Owns Your Soul discount.

>>714505572 (OP)
why does this franchise even exist

>>714510546
because at one point square and disney japan shared an office building and two dudes happened to be in an elevator at the same time

>>714505572 (OP)
Who the fuck plays this shit

>>714510785
just how high were they

>>714511151
This was early 2000s Japan so I think weed still gave the death penalty.

>>714511068
Underage faggot

>>714511263
20 years ago I still thought this btw

>>714505572 (OP)
School shooter Mickey?

Why did an Epic Mickey and KH crossover never happen?

>>714505572 (OP)
>You wanna have anal sex?

>>714514936
Kingdom Hearts is a series defined by its earnestness. Epic Mickey, at its best (which was rarely), was about the spiritual rot at the heart of mass media. Incompatible concepts.

KH has always looked like some cringe chink knockoff. its just so fucking retarded looking my god how can anyone play this shit

>>714511263
Just one? I thought this game had a pretty big fanbase

>>714516985
Because the combat is genuinely great, the music is great. A very fun action RPG.

The story and characters on the other hand are abyssmal dogshit.

>>714511151
floor 12 I think

WHO ELSE WILL I HAVE ICE CREAM WITH?

>>714505572 (OP)
Real sad how Kingdom Hearts fell apart. The first mistake was making a continuous story......across different handhelds which confused console players. The gameplay never stayed consistent thanks to handheld limitations. And god the story became so fucking awful with each new game introducing new retcons to seriously bad ideas.

They also ran out of good Disney films since Disney makes shit now. Did you see how Elio flopped? And even if a movie makes money for Disney like Lilo and Stitch Remake or Moana 2 and Inside Out 2 those are still shit. Don't want them in Kingdom Hearts.

Kingdom Hearts truly became AWFUL. Right now Sonic Fans are laughing at Kingdom Hearts. Sonic can be bad but not as horrible as Kingdom Hearts. At least Sonic can omit the bad games, Nomura on the other hand includes every single divisive idea for the series and MAINTAINS it so the flaws never get corrected. This has led to a fallout of burned out fans.

Kingdom Hearts 4 will sell bad.

>>714505572 (OP)
Don’t look into his eyes

>>714518739
>The first mistake was making a continuous story......across different handhelds
CoM has the best story in the franchise thoughbeit

>>714508237
Kingdom Hearts is not worth playing unless you are a big Disney fan. And even then only Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 are it for Disney fans. The other games blatantly put Disney more on the backburner as filler while the original story seriously starts taking over. And its badly written dreck.

>>714518002
kek

>>714518849
Even if you liked Chain of Memories the rule of making an immediate sequel for a handheld means the console games can NEVER reference the events of Chain of Memories. So this is why Sora still doesn't know how Marluxia and Larxene are and why Riku suspiciously has never explained to anyone the experience he went through in that game even though it was his best character arc. Do you see now why handhelds and mobile games are bad? They leave the console games which are the main ones with gaps in the story. And that confuses people. This leads to eventual lower sales.

>Mickey in KH 1
>mysterious counterpart to Sora and a big surprise

>Mickey in KH2
>mysterious figure that is doing shit undercover while constantly taking watch of Sora

>Mickey in KH3
>a fucking jobber

>>714519098
KH2 on PS2 starts with a recap of CoM so even if you missed it you'll get the gist of what's happening. Non-issue.

>>714517685
What pisses me off about the characters is they are bad OR they start decent but with each new sequel they become terrible. Look at how stupid Sora is now. Look at how incompetent Riku, Axel, and Aqua are right now.

>>714519114
Mickey has always been a jobber since he's not truly allowed to do anything. Mickey is a glorified cameo in Kingdom Hearts. The one Remind scene with Mickey beating the Xehanort clones is his only single glorious moment and its a gimmie,

>>714518739
>Kingdom Hearts 4 will sell bad.

If Kingdom Hearts 4 sells badly it will be the end of the series and I hope it does lead to Nomura and that bastard Nojima getting demoted. Especially Nojima since his writing is abysmal.

>>714517372
Jej

>>714519437
man... Sora has been lobotomized. I'm currently playing CoM and he has a real personality there. Similar to KH1 iirc

>>714518849
without question. The memory loss/memory manipulation is so good.

>>714505572 (OP)
I get why people laugh at this scene, but I still don’t get what’s so funny about the “I’m me” scene from ReCOM

>>714522996
KH fans self-flagellating to appease people who hate them

>>714505572 (OP)
>SAY FELLAS, DID SOMEONE MENTION SUBSCRIBING TO DISNEY+???

>>714522996
I never understood why it's included in all of those compilations either. Even without context you can discern that it's a fucked up clone having a mental breakdown.

>>714511151
Square Enix wanted a game capable of competing with Mario, but lacked characters with widespread appeal. Disney just wanted to make non shit games. They didn't just meet at the same time, they each had the exact solution for the other's problem.