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Anonymous No.714509878 [Report] >>714509975 >>714510216 >>714510334 >>714510343 >>714510363 >>714510441 >>714510565 >>714510586 >>714510631 >>714510781 >>714511709 >>714511903 >>714511984 >>714512205 >>714514825 >>714514992 >>714515490 >>714515506 >>714515553 >>714517113 >>714517825 >>714518159 >>714520761 >>714520835 >>714521025 >>714521158 >>714522441 >>714523047 >>714523107 >>714523632 >>714524142 >>714524978 >>714526092 >>714526282 >>714528304 >>714528403 >>714528642
Chess: A Videogame for intellectuals
Is chess the most intellectual videogame
Anonymous No.714509975 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
aren't chess title competitions best 4 out of 7?
Anonymous No.714510216 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
nortubel is more intellectual
Anonymous No.714510245 [Report] >>714520606
soved game, the game
Anonymous No.714510295 [Report] >>714510354 >>714510635 >>714510686
When will we get Chess 2?
Anonymous No.714510334 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
The rules are rather trivial. Imagine two retards playing against each other and the game would be just as retarded.
Anonymous No.714510343 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
semen slurping game
Anonymous No.714510354 [Report]
>>714510295
after
>Chess 1 : Remaster Definitiv Founders Edition
Anonymous No.714510363 [Report] >>714510697
>>714509878 (OP)
Carlsen crashout incoming?
Anonymous No.714510441 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
It's a good game but I find it boring
Anonymous No.714510565 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
>A game where AI players are unbeatable.

What's the point?
Anonymous No.714510586 [Report] >>714520097
>>714509878 (OP)
I could BTFO both of them in Advance Wars
Anonymous No.714510631 [Report] >>714510695 >>714528459
>>714509878 (OP)
Isn't magnus a speed chess player?
Anonymous No.714510635 [Report] >>714517231 >>714522543
>>714510295
I bet they will make rest of the characters black too in the sequel.
Anonymous No.714510686 [Report]
>>714510295
Isn't that fischer random?
Anonymous No.714510695 [Report]
>>714510631
looks more like a sped
Anonymous No.714510697 [Report] >>714510893 >>714511539 >>714515063
>>714510363
No King rules forever. He will remain one of the greatest chess players of all time.
Anonymous No.714510781 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
Isn't that the game where people put in buttplugs to cheat?
Anonymous No.714510893 [Report]
>>714510697
Yes yes but I want more sex toy lore
Anonymous No.714510920 [Report] >>714511341 >>714511565
Protip: jeet is cheating
Anonymous No.714511341 [Report]
>>714510920
Protip: cope
Anonymous No.714511539 [Report] >>714512520
>>714510697
Yet noone even knows who Kasparov is
Anonymous No.714511565 [Report]
>>714510920
Probably anal beads
Anonymous No.714511603 [Report] >>714520835
Anonymous No.714511709 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
isnt magnus that fag that accused some guy of wearing a cheating buttplug to outplay him when he lost to some literal who?
Anonymous No.714511791 [Report]
But can he defeat the toilet witch?
Anonymous No.714511903 [Report] >>714514405
>>714509878 (OP)
>pwned twice over by a jeet
Magnusbros...
Anonymous No.714511984 [Report] >>714518796
>>714509878 (OP)
>Playing the same exact game and ruleset every day of your life for decades
>Same characters, same environment, they never change
>Same competitions that somehow garner an audience in the thousands
>Always just comes down to a small handful of elite players going against each other
>They LOVE to act snobby and the community is notorious for being toxic
>Cheaters employ the wildest methods possible to win
Still can't believe people play League of Legends
Anonymous No.714512047 [Report]
Chess is for NERDS.
Anonymous No.714512205 [Report] >>714520893
>>714509878 (OP)
Its a game not a videogame

The interesting fact is that in all their 3 recent games Magnus was winning, he blundered twice and lost 2 games.
Anonymous No.714512520 [Report]
>>714511539
I know
because I watched that one deep blue video
Anonymous No.714513868 [Report]
go is more intellectual than chess
Anonymous No.714514405 [Report] >>714525545
>>714511903
reminder magnus the once grand champion is a matchfixer
Anonymous No.714514825 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
I want a rock paper scissors championship with anime mindgames
Anonymous No.714514992 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
>chess
Overrated ass game.
Anonymous No.714515063 [Report]
>>714510697
Christ...
Anonymous No.714515187 [Report] >>714519481
Didn't one of these use butt plugs or something like that?
Anonymous No.714515281 [Report]
So has the jeet actually won a tournament because they've spammed the internet when he beat Magnus then went quiet which makes me think no
Anonymous No.714515490 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
Reminder Magnus, Shrurpreet and whoever vodka chucker would kneel under the boot of Bobby "Jew Killing Machine" Fischer.
Anonymous No.714515506 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
>no fog of war
it's shit
Anonymous No.714515553 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
This the buttplug guy?
Anonymous No.714515623 [Report] >>714515896
>No variance
It's shit
Anonymous No.714515896 [Report] >>714519663
>>714515623
Fischer Random says hi.
Anonymous No.714516087 [Report]
https://odysee.com/@Anonymous:d16/Codex-Pajeet-3:d0

its out
Anonymous No.714517113 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
Is that the same jeet that was caught cheating or is this another jeet?
Anonymous No.714517231 [Report]
>>714510635
Mindbroken
Anonymous No.714517825 [Report] >>714519190
>>714509878 (OP)
What's wrong with Carlsen? He gets rekt by pajeets and 9-year-olds these days. Is it alzheimers?
Anonymous No.714518159 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
Will he redeem himself?
Anonymous No.714518796 [Report]
>>714511984
This, where's the roguelike elements?
Anonymous No.714519054 [Report]
Anonymous No.714519190 [Report] >>714519591
>>714517825
It’s not that Magnus is bad, he’s still the best in the world, it’s that the Indians and 9 year olds are really good, modern chess is very competitive.
Anonymous No.714519481 [Report]
>>714515187
that was magnus' a poland jew's cope when he lost to an israeli kike
Anonymous No.714519591 [Report] >>714523721
>>714519190
Pajeets suck at chess if you consider population size
Anonymous No.714519663 [Report] >>714520281 >>714520879
>>714515896
>unrecognized playstyle not allowed in tournaments
try again
Anonymous No.714519682 [Report] >>714520154
>spend 20 years memorizing every possible response to every possible move
>I can at worst force you into a draw by just making moves at random so you can't predict what I'll do
Anonymous No.714520097 [Report] >>714527987
>>714510586
but is there an advance wars pro scene actually watched by billions
Anonymous No.714520154 [Report]
>>714519682
>spend 20 years memorizing every possible response to every possible move
That’s impossible, there are billions of ways to play out the first 10 moves in chess.
>I can at worst force you into a draw by just making moves at random so you can't predict what I'll do
I wouldn’t need to predict your next moves, you’ll be making random moves, and thus very bad moves, and a checkmate will present itself.
Anonymous No.714520281 [Report] >>714520879
>>714519663
Fischer random isn’t a play style, it’s a completely separate chess variant, the starting positions of the pieces are randomised, so early games feature a lot of creativity
Anonymous No.714520338 [Report]
BLOOOOODY BASTAAAAAAAAAAARD
Anonymous No.714520402 [Report]
People only recently decided this isn't a game for intellectuals because indians got good at it
Anonymous No.714520510 [Report]
>Dalle-3 General shitposting again
Anonymous No.714520582 [Report] >>714520781
>AI comes out
>pajeets adopt it like flies to shit
>suddenly they start beating the world champion in chess
hmmm
Anonymous No.714520606 [Report] >>714520770 >>714525076
>>714510245
Chess is not a solved game brainlet.
Anonymous No.714520761 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
>neither can beat a robot
what's the point
Anonymous No.714520770 [Report] >>714521414
>>714520606
It was solved 200 years ago
Anonymous No.714520781 [Report]
>>714520582
Every chess professional of the past 30 years has used computers for training, there’s no problem with that since they don’t use computers during actual competitions. And Anand is very strong chess player who was active 20 years ago.
Anonymous No.714520835 [Report] >>714521265 >>714523782 >>714528220 >>714528280
>>714509878 (OP)
This is proof that Indians are being more educated and smarter than the Western world at a rapid scale.

4Chan hates Indians because they are insecure and jealous like >>714511603
You are childish and fucking stupid
Anonymous No.714520879 [Report]
>>714519663
>>714520281
Forgot pic
Anonymous No.714520893 [Report]
>>714512205
Dude what? The most popular modern chess is a videogame.
Anonymous No.714521025 [Report] >>714521162 >>714521270
>>714509878 (OP)
why is there both a World Chess Champion and a World No. 1?
Anonymous No.714521158 [Report] >>714521486
>>714509878 (OP)
Chesslop is a solved game, there's nothing intellectual about it
Anonymous No.714521162 [Report]
>>714521025
>be magnus
>be the strongest chess player of all time
>consecutive world chess champion year after year
>decide to not participate in the tournament one year due to drama
>pajeet wins the tournament that magnus didnt participate in
>becomes the world champion
magnus is still number #1
he's the gojo satoru of chess
Anonymous No.714521265 [Report]
>>714520835
>This is proof that Indians are being more educated and smarter than the Western world at a rapid scale.
Oh the irony of this sentence
Anonymous No.714521270 [Report]
>>714521025
There are many chess tournaments, chess players are also ranked based on all official games they play, even those outside of tournaments. So Magnus is the highest rated chess player, but Gukesh is the current world chess champion.
Anonymous No.714521414 [Report]
>>714520770
You don't know what solved game means.
Anonymous No.714521486 [Report]
>>714521158
Chess isn't a solved game retard.
Anonymous No.714521706 [Report] >>714522067 >>714522127
To be fair there's like five times as many Indians as there are Europeans, so it is statistically more likely for the next super-intelligent person to be Indian.
Anonymous No.714522067 [Report]
>>714521706
Ah, but they are also five times more likey to eat cow shit.
Anonymous No.714522127 [Report] >>714522254
>>714521706
Oh believe me, it's really not.
Anonymous No.714522254 [Report]
>>714522127
It is, and I will not believe you.
Anonymous No.714522441 [Report] >>714522971 >>714523036 >>714523796 >>714529028 >>714529619
>>714509878 (OP)
>Magnus? Gukesh?
>Leave them to me.
Say what you want about lil blud, he's got aura
Anonymous No.714522543 [Report]
>>714510635
>acknowledging black on black violence
Lol, lmao.
Anonymous No.714522971 [Report]
>>714522441
he's cute
Anonymous No.714523036 [Report]
>>714522441
Is that the anal vibrator guy?
Anonymous No.714523047 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
>Whiteboi status: POO'D
Anonymous No.714523107 [Report] >>714523635 >>714528337
>>714509878 (OP)
Chess is for cucks. Go is the thinking mans game. And BroodWar.
Anonymous No.714523343 [Report]
chess would be more fun if starting positions were random every game
Anonymous No.714523616 [Report]
CODEX PAJEET 3
>https://odysee.com/@Gay:a/Codex-Pajeet-3-01:9
Anonymous No.714523632 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)

It's certainly more intellectual than 99% of video games by a country mile, but I wouldn't consider it the most intellectual game. Mahjong is truly representative of an intellectual game because it requires accounting for skill, strategy, and luck - chess meanwhile comes down to recognizing the pattern your opponent is operating on and countering with your own pattern to victory. It's why machines have surpassed humans at chess - they can process and recognize patterns far faster than humans can.

Mahjong requires players to use their intellect to account for variables outside of their control. It leans on far more than just learning patterns.
Anonymous No.714523635 [Report] >>714523996
>>714523107
is there go video games?
Anonymous No.714523721 [Report]
>>714519591
Ofcourse, but point still stands, that there are poopjeets that have been doing chess before they were able to walk, it's like a native language to them, closer to a computer, while Magnus is quite old and he said himself that he doesn't feel that clarity in his brain how it was before.
Anonymous No.714523782 [Report]
>>714520835
you nearly had me fooled anon, very subtle bait with the pic
Anonymous No.714523796 [Report] >>714525271
>>714522441
I still remeber how he got assblasted by both Magnus and Hikaru in blitz after he trashtalked them.
Anonymous No.714523996 [Report] >>714524173
>>714523635
I know there were some Hikaru no Go themed ones on GBA/GC when the manga was running/anime was airing. They made several of those but beyond that I don't actually know.
Anonymous No.714524142 [Report] >>714524405 >>714524504 >>714524536
>>714509878 (OP)
Love how thirdies didn't care a single bit about chess until 1 month ago. They'll lose interest as soon as their brown starts losing again of course.
Anonymous No.714524173 [Report] >>714524805
>>714523996
I wish I had this game, I want to learn go and video game are a good start because somzthing ludo makes you learn better
Anonymous No.714524405 [Report] >>714524503
>>714524142
> Love how thirdies didn't care a single bit about chess until 1 month ago.
Says who? Anand made chess popular in India 20 years ago, its why there are a lot of young Indian chess players succeeding today
Anonymous No.714524503 [Report] >>714524570 >>714524591
>>714524405
>Anand made chess popular in India 20 years ago
how do u know that?
Anonymous No.714524504 [Report]
>>714524142
chess is a thirdie sport
Anonymous No.714524536 [Report]
>>714524142
Chess is very popular in turd world though, I'd always see videos of chess players playing chess in some shithole
Anonymous No.714524570 [Report] >>714525557
>>714524503
I’ve read about Anand
Anonymous No.714524591 [Report] >>714525557
>>714524503
How don't you?
Anonymous No.714524805 [Report]
>>714524173
Then download the game and play it in Dolphin. The rules aren't difficult to grasp. It's everything else that makes it complicated.

Or just play online against others. There are also tutorials and shit.
Anonymous No.714524978 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
The longer you play the more you realize it's just autism and the intellectual image was manufactured by nerds who couldn't do much else for hundreds of years.
Anonymous No.714525021 [Report]
Magnus Carlsen, play League of Legends, you scrub. You're wasting your time with this "game."
Anonymous No.714525076 [Report] >>714525164 >>714529331
>>714520606
Chess is absolutely a solved game you fucking retard
Anonymous No.714525093 [Report]
He just forgot to change the batteries in the anal beads, that's all.
Anonymous No.714525164 [Report] >>714525394
>>714525076
>t. computer
Now tell me all of the digits of PI.
Anonymous No.714525271 [Report] >>714525831
>>714523796
I still remeber how Magnus was assblasted by both Magnus and him in blitz after he trashtalked them.
Anonymous No.714525394 [Report]
>>714525164
>Sarr you cannot redeem all the chess moves
Sitting on chess.com while working your scam call centre job doesn’t make you a chess expert Rakesh
Anonymous No.714525524 [Report]
>THEY SAY A HERO CAN SAVE US, IM NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT
Anonymous No.714525545 [Report]
>>714514405
How can there be two GCs at the same time
The tournament organizers have no balls they kneel to Magnus anytime and everytime.
He did it so that he can go to the casino faster with his buddy he shared the title with
Anonymous No.714525557 [Report]
>>714524570
>>714524591
Hello sirs..
Anonymous No.714525831 [Report]
>>714525271
You might want to try again anon.
Anonymous No.714526092 [Report] >>714526212 >>714526293
>>714509878 (OP)
chess master here (2205 on chess.com), carlsen is washed up, he should retire

after age 25, the brain starts to shrink, he's probably firing on 2-3 less cylinders by now

i could probably take sets off him at this point
Anonymous No.714526212 [Report]
>>714526092
it's not age, it's the booze
Anonymous No.714526282 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
Boring game for pseuds
Anonymous No.714526293 [Report]
>>714526092
chess grandmaster here (2510 on chess.com), the effects of aging on the brain, especially for slower sports like chess, are overstated.
the real reason magnus is washed is because he's bored of traditional and spend too much time playing other shit instead of honing his skill
and honestly who can blame him. buddy's been at the summit and has nothing to prove anymore. i dunno how anyone could stay motivated for that long
Anonymous No.714527987 [Report] >>714528242
>>714520097
chess isn't watched by billions lmao
Anonymous No.714528220 [Report]
>>714520835
>are being more educated
DO NOT REDEEM SAAAAAR
Anonymous No.714528242 [Report] >>714528409
>>714527987
advance wars isn't watched
Anonymous No.714528280 [Report]
>>714520835
>capitalizing the 'c' in 4chan
Disgusting resetera tranny
Anonymous No.714528304 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
When will Magnus start accusing him of using butt plugs?
Anonymous No.714528337 [Report] >>714528965
>>714523107
That's not shogi
Anonymous No.714528403 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
If it can be automated, it doesn't require intelligence.
Anonymous No.714528409 [Report]
>>714528242
>retard takes literally everything 100% serious
kill yourself cunt lol
Anonymous No.714528459 [Report]
>>714510631
No but he prefers it. He has been quoted numerous times saying he has mostly lost interest in standard chess. He even declined to defend his title in 2023 from lack of interest.
Anonymous No.714528642 [Report]
>>714509878 (OP)
Isn't this the guy who throws a massive tantrum when he gets beat and throws cheating accusations immediately after?
Anonymous No.714528965 [Report]
>>714528337
This game is too hard for me. The fact that any piece taken becomes a resource that can be put anywhere is too much for my brain
Anonymous No.714529028 [Report]
>>714522441
>he's got aura
ヽヽ༼༼ຈຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ノノ HANS TURN OFF THE VIBRATOR ヽヽ༼༼ຈຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ノノ
Anonymous No.714529331 [Report]
>>714525076
Yeah but not by you and me so we can have a game just fine.
Anonymous No.714529447 [Report]
Carlsen is getting old.
Chess is a young man'a game.
Anonymous No.714529619 [Report]
>>714522441
>he's got aura
He is nothing but a seething faggot. His attempt at trashtalking Hikaru was hilarious
>I don't have to beat his (Hikaru) now, he is old and he'll soon retire. And then I'll start winning and he'll have to watch me win!
What a massive retard.
Anonymous No.714530112 [Report]
>100 posts
>Not a single lichess link between all the "chess masters" on /v/
lol.
https://lichess.org/yhODRxZM