Stream 1:
Now: Monster Racer
Next: Call of Duty: Black Ops II Zombies
Later: Gran Turismo
Stream 2:
Now: Final Fantasy IX
Next: Final Fantasy IX
Later: Final Fantasy IX
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule
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>>714502005
EAT THE ICE CREAM ALREADY, FUCK
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rato miggu
Monster Racer
Monster Rancher
THARIXER! WE HAVE TO STOP THARIXER!
MONSTER RACER! STREAM 1! ON THE DOUBLE!
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
miggu miggu ni shit ageru :DD
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>>714513259I thought that was some generic twitch character desu
>>714513453based me poster
i have successfully migged
>>714513395I watched that anime and i liked it.
Crisis 2's story it's not good enough to have a cutscene incentive. Although I do like the bad guy
>>714513031ESA Legends lives rent free in Edenal's head for some reason and was the cause for everything going wrong with ESA and caused its almost death as he transferred everything from ESA Legends to the main show under the pretense of "Well it worked there!" (such as no 24 hours) and it backfired.
>FF9 is just now halfway over
>>714513237ESA have their own blonde girl.
>>714513457Nah, she's just there as a kind of failed thing.
Seriously though ESA should just go "Here's our new mascot, Pear!" not like the company can sue them they're out of business.
>>714513554As bad as ESA might get, it could always be worse
>that suit
I shall not call Yato the n word today.
>>714513640aaaaaa spoiler that shit
>>714513545>and was the cause for everything going wrong with ESAFucking hell you people really do still believe that, don't you?
>John speedrun
Excuse me, that's John YIIK dumb whore
>>714513637the publisher still exists
doubt they'd care, but better safe than sorry
>>714513605They don't show her its like she's a leftover emote
>>714513605She's not very attractive... But I think she could be easily redisigned.
>they're playing the racing game as the Yetee himself
>>714513809These days she pops up at the end of the event doing the crying emote but that's it.
They used to have her showing up in the overlay in years gone by.
>>714513605That's somehow even sadder than Plum sticking around despite being from a failed and forgotten game
>>714513545Edenal lives rent free in your head.
And im not talking about a 2 room apartment.
He occupies the whole floor.
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>think that's a classic PS1 character model alright
>look down
>PlayStation 2
>>714513895Plum only sticks around due to /v/. You can tell they actively wish you would stop bringing her up.
I quite liked the schedule idea today. One very long run on stream two countered with a bunch of very short runs on stream one. Though I just like days where its all short runs, ESA has done it before, GDQ does it sometimes for overnight runs. Feels like what a speedrun even should be, like two or three runs in an hour, not one run every two hours.
>>714513934It's a PS1 game being run on a PS2.
>>714513694What is the matter, Anon. Do you not enjoy hilarious Twitch memes?
>1 hour 35 minutes of this
>>714513934It's being played on PS2
Don't ask
Looks like it fucking runs slower than PS1 racing games.
This game runs like shit.
>>714513934It also runs like shit for some reason
>>714513929I don't like that the thread becomes filled with his youtube cocksuckers
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>>714513637HERE COMES PEAR!
>>714513984Short retro games are almost always the best runs, and if they're not they're over quick
>>714513640Somehow people are mad that this is never gonna happen again at ESA.
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Where did they find this kusoge? This is unwatchable.
>>714513640At least their failure to keep corporate sponsors makes it unlikely that this will happen again in exactly the same way.
>>714514086I prefer oranges
>>714514021What's there to ask?
If it's played not on the original hardware, the answer is almost always "faster loads".
>>714513904Hi Planks
>>714513929He doesn't like you either
>>714513934I had to check because the graphics were so shit but it was a PS1 release, so I assume they're just playing it on PS2 for speed reasons.
>>714513858She is really cute. Cutest girl in speedrunning and she doesnt even show it. Also not annoying. Big win.
>looks like Sonic R on molasses with closed boundaries and a MK64 overlay
>released in 2001
>>714514086HERE COMES TANGERINE
SHE'S REALLY MEAN
SHE'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS AND LEAVE YOU WITH A LEAN
SHE'S NOT A WITCH
SHE'S GOT A GUN BITCH
AND SHE'LL LEAVE YOUR BODY IN A DITCH
>PS1 game
Yeah checks out, looks like one of those extremely early PS1 games when no one quite knew how to do 3D graphi-
>released in 2001
>>714514093Yeah Retro blocks are the best, I always like GDQ's NES block that they always do, and how ESA sometimes let TinyTim do an Old PC games or Spectrum block.
>>714513895>make a game>make an advertisement for the game about plum>make the ad so poorly people have no clue what the game is even called>the character in the ad is not the main character, not even close>you still have to unlock said characterto this day i have no fucking clue what the game is actually called
>>714514241>Cutest girl in speedrunningNot a speedrunner.
>>714513950Then they should come up with a new CUTE mascot, simple as. Not some corporate safe genderless quirky non-entity.
This relay is gonna be so good
>>714514364She has the wr in a game. The one she ran yesterday or 2 days ago
>>714514351They did a video for each character, they were all shown at ESA but only the Plum one took off.
The thing that gets me is they never tried to course correct with it, no soundbyte at the end of the video, no getting ESA to talk about it after the video, nothing.
>>714514306PS1 had a COLOSSAL amount of garbage released on it. The giant selling consoles always do, the PS2 and Wii are also terrible for it.
>>714514243>>714514306>>714514034Yeah, pretty strange
>PAL only PS gameOh, nevermind, it all makes perfect sense now.
>>714514249It fits perfectly, she's the Shadow the Hedgehog to Plum's Sonic.
>>714514206That basic bitch deflection confirms it.
Rent free!
>>714513950Plum is and always will be superior to forced meme Goosebert
>>714514490I heard they played The LAST Ninja earlier today. I hope no one died...
Manly Maeve enters the ring!
>>714514459Same old shit of picking a game that was never alive to get an easy WR.
I do not like the attempted "cutesy girl" looks from this guy in the middle. Downright uncanny.
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>714514505PS2 and Wii went on forever too, I think their last games were both around 2017 or something.
>>714514364Didnt she run 2 games at this speedrunning event?
Where is the Plum cutout now, I wonder?
>>714514351I thought it was a platformer called Here Comes Plum. Like a mascot platformer, not a roguelike Celeste thing.
was looking foward to this, and a fucking tranny. They invade and ruin everything.
>>714514249This needs to go places.
>>714513950Then they should come up with a better mascot than blonde girl who cries at the end of stream 2 or goose from Untitled Goose Game that's basically their Poochie.
>>714514784Celeste isn't roguelike thoughtbeit.
>>714514829wait I lied, thought it was monster RANCHER
Lol this is fucking awful.
>>714514770Schedule says one.
>>714514779>Nikoheart>tfw he left during the exodus>tfw no ESA afterparty streamI guess GDQ is our afterparty now
>>714514863>"I have to honk, my ESA needs me">GOOSEBERT WAS PLANKED BY PLANKS ON HIS WAY HOME
>>714514351Don't forget that she's also the slowest character, by far. It's about as stupid as GDQ advertising a Super Meat Boy infinite runner.
>>714514758PS1 as well. And DS.
Switch will too. When there's a giant installbase, there's years of junk releases that come. There's also a lot of lag in system adoption in third world countries, I don't know if it's exactly the same as it was, but the likes of the PS2 was the main console in poorer countries years into the PS3's lifetime.
>>714514716becoming the gf is the new meta
>moobs
>two spare tyres on the belly
>fake old crone's voice
>>714514949You should see what he's doing these days.
Also he's at GDQ next week.
>>714514949Fortunately ASM & Dogwater will be the much-needed palette cleansers after SGDQ
>>714513895>Plum sticking around despite being from a failed and forgotten gameThere's nothing sad about it. Sure, it'd be great if Chenso Club didn't stink, but every single Plum meme was authentic. No one was vibing to Here Comes Plum because they were paid to, they did it because they honestly loved it, and she scratched the itch that a mascot is supposed to.
And that's the thing with organic memories - just as you can't force them into existence, you can't force them out.
>>714515109Linked up, need it or keep it?
>>714514949>GDQ>afterpartyi wouldn't get my expectations really high anon
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>one and a half hours of a slow, boring racing game
>during primetime in europland
What were they THINKING?
>>714515114The first day of ASM is going to be entertaining, watching the GDQ tourists suddenly have nothing to go on and doing the "where's the cringekino? why are they talking about the games?" thing.
>>714513637That assumes we'd get on board with her just as much as we did Plum. If they could pull that off, we wouldn't hate Goosebert.
This wailing and cuckooing is getting old.
>>714515109That's the fucking Worms guys.
>>714515209everyone is watching FFIX kino anyways
>>714515209>"The average Yuropoor is prolly out with the lads to watch divegrass rn, so let's fill up some primetime slots with jankino"
Why is every tranny in speedrun events always a dude pretending to be a girl and never the other way round?
I wonder how a gdq representative would explain that.
>>714515227>ASM's first run is Spyro
>>714515278Yes, dude went through some shit and is doing stuff with Niko now.
>>714515109DJ'ing with the autistic (non-derogatory) worms guy? on friday the 13th?
>>714515209ChatGPT schedule
>>714515350Why are the links still purple?
>>714515375Hot.
>>714515119Maybe sad is the wrong word for it. I love Plum, but her taking off here when her game is almost as forgotten as Hoplegs is, I dunno, weird, ironic or maybe melancholic.
>>714513858ook
OOOOOK
(neuron activation)
>>714515114I remember when that was ESA's job, now its the appetizer so that we go right into GDQ with disappointment. The tonal whiplash is gonna be wild, and the ESA runs fresh in our brains, those GDQ ratings are gonna be insane.
>>714515350Wouldn't have had it any other way
>>714513538Was a fun show for melli
>>714515472>>714515350>playstation nation can't stop winning
Why were anons talking about monster rancher earlier when there is no monster rancher to be seen?
>>714515550CD swap mechanic game on stream before this Stream 1 run (Vib-ribbon), just like MR
>>714515550vib ribbon->swapping cds for effects during game->monster rancher
>>714515550I've got dyspepsia :(
>>714515480>as Hoplegs isIt comes up sometimes in the threads.
Also for that you've got to watch it again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvObUqjF6I
>>714515109>>714515386>That pictureIs Ruffledbricks going through a midlife crisis or something?
>>714514873I know that, I mean the movement/sprite style
Spyro mentioned on stream 2!
>non Troon Americans start playing
>commentary revives
Huh
>>714515680He had some sort of breakdown.
>>714515656legs of candy legs of wood~
>>714515209ChatGPT schedule please understand
>>714515114I just hope I don't get burned out by then
>>714515227Did that haoppen at any point this week? Especially since its kind of a lowkey week with not a lot of wacky runs
>>714514708Beat that world record then if you're so great.
Fenrir can also be dark. Everyone always forgets ffxi :(
>>714515326Any answers to this?
>>714515480There's a dissonance because it clearly wasn't planned - ESA was meant to forget her like most ads, and Chenso was meant to move onto better things. If that's what you mean, I completely feel you. Because it's sad that things didn't go as planned. But life isn't about appreciating the good things you expect to happen, it's appreciating the good things that do.
>>714515770Was it over Worms?
>>714515912Jews target men disproportionately, because white men are the only people capable of toppling their power.
>>714515109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWJsY4FoSZ8&t=18s
was gonna make a parody post about hearing this at the club but I get it now
>>714515832>Did that haoppen at any point this week?A bit with some of the runs that were just runs and not trying to be an entire thing.
>>714515326The ftms pass too well
>>714515875>I'm jumping to the end credits via ACE, making me the victor.
>>714515119>chenso clubwait that was the name of the game?
>>714515887I literally ripped my pants at the crotch level when we beat him.
>we got mario kart at home
>another hour of this
oh my god
I feel like Mizzow has been playing FF9 longer than that purple Link TP run they left on overnight a few years back went
>>714515109Has he ever been to GDQ before or is this him trying to get in with them?
did he get fatter since last run?
jebus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0FeOrK6rk
Lad is so large, he almost can't fit in the setup without pushing the other two out...
Just went for a jog. Reminder to anons to at least go for a walk once a day. These marathons are hell on our bodies, especially if you drink alcohol and eat snacks
He's getting closer to replacing BigJon
>>714515326because pooners try to be super manly and dont do nerd shit like play games. except they look like 13 year old boys trying to act like jocks. they were also probably molested
troons are autistic men that want to abuse women and sniff panties. they were also the molestors
>>714516094Give it two hours and he will have been.
>>714516132He's been on their remote ones, I don't remember him at an in-person one though.
>>714516174he ate one of the smaller, inferior runners since then
>>714515350Little faggies are already reposting my stuff.
I need to ration my images better.
>>714516152>Do it, Rebel. Eat them all.
>>714516265We get it, homosexual vorefag.
>>714516174The ice cream machine is free.
>>714516198he's got one of those new shirts that says his current weight on it in roman numerals, neat
>>714516349Is the popcorn still free too?
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>>7145160943 minutes as of now actually
>>714516326>Eat them Webel, you know you're hungry and they won't be missed>No Webel! Fink of their families!
>>714516283I've had that image saved for ages you self-obsessed fag
>>714516231>they were also probably molestedkek. i have yet to see a female tranny. the only one i ever saw was that actor.
>>714516440Dunno, nobody has said about that.
Predict the forced meme at GDQ this year that they will constantly tell into the crowd and the donations won't shut up about.
I predict it will be the word "Chickens!"
Is a guy the size of Rebeldragon a common sight in England?
>>714516460>1748Yeah, i dont think so.
>>714516509everyone sees him so yes
>>714516509Maybe in Manchester.
>>714516447>Summer 2023>2 years agoDamn it was that long ago? I'd have said it was 2024.
>>714516283Stop posting images if you don't want them reposted, retard.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING SLOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!!
>>714516548It's a few months old, holy fuck you're pathetic for even caring about this
>>71451658924 had no stream 2.
>>714516447>9 and a half hour breakDid they take into account a 3 hour goon session before sleeping?
>>714516447>Ninja or Die flashing for hour on end on the screenBased
Why are all the trannies at ESA american?
>>714516509>a common sightIf one looks on the horizon, yes
>>714516589it was stream2, not sure if it was winter or summer 2024 that there wasn't any stream2 (maybe both). It also didnt have any run on night euro hours, they put reruns on that time
>>714516509I've only been to Torbay in the south once and I have never seen so many mobility scooters in my live. Also fudge shops.
>>714516447Man, look at all those sponsors they lost, even Twitch doesn't care about them anymore despite them being Twitch-exclusive.
>this race
>cawadoody for 25 mins
>another racing game
man...
I bet she has a nice tummy
>>714516765Good speedrunners are a cultural export from america
Our speedrunners are also Troons, that's the price they pay
>>714515919I think you've hit the nail on the head there. Chenso Club might have sunk into oblivion, but in the end we got a nice mascot out of it that still gets regular OC. Some games don't even get that far before they're forgotten.
>>714516507I predict...something in a UFO 50 game. One that shouldn't even be one of the ones speedran at a marathon that's totally ill-fitting for the format.
>>714516507Most of the "iconic" GDQ catchphrases have come from one of the marathon's first runs of that year
We begin this year with Sonic 2, Okami and Banjo-Kazooie, so I'm betting on the bird's "PRRRIE" for jumps, also for their bird mascot
>>714516509Up the Wednesday, lad
>>714516663i accept your concession
>>714516630you lost your argument when you posted it. you just dont it know it yet.
>>714516507Probably some crap with the new Undertale or whatever it's called.
The thing with the racing games this year is that they're do all tracks runs, which makes them too long. 15 minutes in you get what its about, but then its another 1 hour 15 mins of the same shit.
>>714517025fuck off, attention whoring fag
>>714517020And they said men couldn't get pregnant.
>>714517090That would be you.
>>714516849Thats my rat :3
>>714517053This is any%. If you haven't noticed, the loading screens are over a minute long. This shit is why ps1 ctr is still ran over the remaster
>>714517053Oh what the fuck. I just looked at the estimate. I was expecting this to be done soon
>>714517025I'm going to post both those webms in every ESA/GDQ thread I can just to piss you off. The MD5 of the webm I posted hasn't even been in an ESA thread before now
>>714513145 (OP)>Later: Gran Turismohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHSKcxUga_0
The two streams feels like the two cliques currently at ESA. Stream 1 has the Playstation Nation and Stream 2 has the ESA Veterans and the last of the Old Guard
>>714516924Let's see, Sonic 2, that has possibilities, but also it's pretty well mined for memed lines.
What you should really look for is runs that have a gimmick. "YES CHEF" came from a co-op run where the runners were doing it. "Airboat" game from an airboat gimmick run. Etc.
It drastically increases the likelihood of a runner being one to either introduce it themselves or encourage it immensely.
>>714517375Its time for the new generation to take over
>>714516892To be fair, Plum got popular here because we want to cum in her
Wait a minute
Sgdq opened back up registrations so I can go now
But I don't see many cool games being ran
I guess Tbcr is there. Might be worth it to see the Chad in action
>>714517509>weYou mean you
>>714517414Oh sure, a runner forcing the cringe in is also a viable road. That's how we got the "GET IIIIN" a few ESAs ago...
>>714517607Yes, everybody except you.
It's not YatogamiNL anymore, it's YatogamiUSA.
>>714517053>>714517253I got my fix of it around 30 minutes in. Especially since racing games use the same strat every course.
>>714517580Why would you willingly attend it in person? 12 or so years ago yes, but now?
>>714517660Most American gamer
>>714517509No, that helps. Her having a catchy song and simple but fun design was what did it.
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>>714517414What was last GDQs? I think Bluey's WEEEEEEE was Summer but what was AGDQ's this year?
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I fell asleep, how were these runs?
lmao with GDQ on Sunday they really had to bring in the no names for this event
>>714517717The practice room has some fun games and you get to watch runners play in their natural habitat. I went last year
Looking at the GDQ schedule I just found out casualspeedrun, or the guy who played SOCOM at NWSF in camo facepaint, is running Siren on Wednesday
>>714517717I would love to attend ESA or RTA. No interest in GDQ
Get rid of Toasty already, he's sucking all the fun out of stream 2
>>714517793Not bad. Around B-C average.
>>714517793The chart will tell you what to think soon.
>>714517793>Didn't watch>Wholesome since he brought his autist student again>Confusing>Good>Boring so I switched to FF9
>>714517682Some racing games can utilize tricks here or there to skip portions of a track, but how much that can be done varies. Like something like F-Zero GX can get crazy fast if you've got the skill to pull it all off, but is also very risky. That can make the game pretty fun to watch, but not every racer has that luxury.
>>714517829Also you can take creep pics of people
This niggas on stream 2 don't know what claw grip is, fucking pathetic.
>MrMizzow has aged in reverse
>>714517298Your masterfully crafted response is nothing but an embarrassment because you lack critical information.
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>GDQ talk
Reminder that I am returning for GDQ this year! Did you miss me?
how long is that ship fight going
I took way less time trying the Five Job Fiesta with the FFV ship boss that turns your party into old fucks with its cannon blasts
>>714517771Do we know who the original creator/artist for Plum is?
>>714518017just go say hi to him chibi
>>714517778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBidl5ZxW6E
Waoow
Over one million runners
>>714517783I'm just looking back through images I saved from then and nothing is sparking my memory. I did see this though.
>>714518073fucking kek, i was just about to make the same basic joke
>>714518041She tried to invade ESA first before GDQ
>>714518058It started at 12h 56min
>>714518017thats a creep pic of a crt though
>>714517783Going "hooray!" at every mild accomplishment. That was Bluey's fault if I recall.
>>714518017is that the tombi guy?
>>714518062Maybe Dom Ninmark
https://www.mobygames.com/game/190690/chenso-club/credits/windows/
>>714517717>2014i went because it was fun
>2025i'd go to spend a week banging the handful of biologically female awkward nerds attending the event
>>714518286Yeah it's caveman
FFfags is 24 hours actually an accurate estimate or are they 'avin a giggle?
Time for the final sleep, carry on wayward Spyro Assembly anons
>>714518192Halfway succeeded too, managed to snag up suddenly vacant time slots to shove her shitty invented shadow of the colossus runs in.
>>714517830i saw his subsmission, but i didn't know he got it in. good for him, he's a cool dude.
>>714518342It was 16 earlier and they are still on disc 3.
they're letting the homeless play?
>>714518342Given the deaths he faced while grinding? And the detours from $20% donations? It's actually quite plausible.
You fags SAID you didn't want stream 2 to end, didn't you?
>>714517793>good>real good>messy and confusing>fun
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damn slut, showing off her knee,,,
>>714518342It's accurate, this is the same run by the same runner and it could have easily gone longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZc-yHMx20M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD38QwjrvxY
>>714518492>black mage only>don't cast spells>sit around poking with your staff like a retard
>>714518482She should not wear baggy jeans with holes, she should be wearing tight spandex
>guy glazing expedition 33 hasn't finished the game
many such cases
maybe if it weren't five fucking laps per track
>>714518482>cool and cutethe type that is mostly extinct
>>714518691Wouldn't it be quicker to use ethers and cast spells?
>>714518118Man that was a fun time seeing that progress.
>>714518701It might actually be the single most astroturfed piece of media I've ever witnessed.
So did American runners decide to spend their Independence Day at ESA or did they all go home?
>>714518779Get a grip, child
>>714518816Found one of the devs/shills.
>>714518482One of you needs to ensure her genes are passed on and the children have good lives. All five of them.
>banting on the f*ench
I'm glad all us Europeans can agree on this
>>714518779no that's avowed
>>714518325He at least made the eurobeat remix for that rhythm game segment at ESA one time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUe6TnvP1o
>>714518779astro bot exists
>>714518779baldur's gate 3 exists
I wanted to hear him nerd out about optimization
>>714519091That at least has the excuse of PlayStation nostalgia, when it used to be good. E33 is literally just a bunch of freemasons pretending to be human.
Why does the audience look like normal people compared to GDQ?
>>714518779what does astroturfed even mean?
Stream 2 is getting my blood pumping holy shit
>>714519185>the game isn't good because I get bad vibes bro, that's all
>>714518779You can't say anything even neutral about the game in here, sorry.
>>714519301stealth-shilled
>>714519310>vibesThat's why the freemasons say their JRPG knockoff is good, though.
>>714519309Fuck I miss the other Scottish dude on the couch
>>714519301Marketing campaign pretending to be a regular anon fanboying. Capcom does it a lot here.
>>714519301Means he thinks it is just bad but doesn't have any actual reasons so he can point to nebulous shilling and popular game bad
It's a /v/ staple
>>714518848>accuses literally anyone of being "shills" at the drop of a hatGee I wonder how you came to decide a game from two months ago was the "most astroturfed of all time"
>>714519301>wake up>lots of 'people' are talking about new thing as if it as existed for a long time
>>714519581>as if it has existed for a long timeWhat is this even supposed to mean?
>>714519526Because of dipshit butthurt posts like yours. Thin-skinned freemasonic buttgoy.
>>714519526It has genuinely gotten annoying to discuss any new games on /v/ because of people calling shill this, shill that, buy an ad this, buy an ad that
Like gee, what am I supposed to do, talk about old games like this is /vr/?
>>714519762Don't discuss video games on /v/
>>714519762Not buy freemasonic shabbos goy games that openly advertise their allegiance. You would probably shit your pants if a chud made a game including the number 88.
>>714519813>You would probably shit your pants if a chud made a game including the number 88.I'd just not enter the thread if the game isn't my jam or doesn't catch my interest
>>714519040Doubt it, since that plum sitting in the car was drawn by anon
>>714518118I'm so ready for GDQ graveyard shift
>>714519762your first mistake was using this thirdie infested shithole to talk about video games
this is a gachafag coomer board and marathon threads are the only real reason to use it
This game just makes me wish Diddy Dong Racing was on NSO
Iโm actually loving this FF9 run
>>714519898Yeah, I'm sure you would.
>>714519919>Doubt it, since that plum sitting in the car was drawn by anonThe remix is by him, the art isn't
He just never put it on YouTube on himself
>>714519813Pretty much every single new game, AAA or not you will inevitably find a "buy an ad" post in schizo retard
>>714519762You should know by now after all these years that /v/ can't handle people liking things that they do not like. They can't fathom the idea that other people liked something, there has to be some grand conspiracy behind it. It's an unironic autism symptom, being unable to understand why someone might like something different.
>>714519581Actually it seems more like "people are talking about new thing" is all you saw and then you got mad.
the cute little lesbian look is doing wonders for mizzow
sothangel looks rough, maybe lose the beard and put on a wig
>>714519762If there are a hundred points flinging shit, and only one post actually discussing the pros and cons of the game with fair reasoning and honest intent, you value that post.
And at some point, you come to realise that this is the way it has always been, everywhere you go. /v/ is just the most blunt about it.
>>714519946based stockholm syndrome haver
>>714520008Ah, that makes more sense
>>714519921>thirdie infestedit really is a problem, i dont like the chinese but at least they have their own subspaces for discussing shit, now we have to deal with a billion indians shitting up every site
>>714520117Tell mizzow to change his socks
>>714519581It's has really, all they've done is rebranded accusing something of viral marketing.
>>714520117Mizzow is gnomecore
>>714519813Shaddup you twit
>>714520221He's ESA's version of Sent, he only has one pair.
>>714520117>Mizzow had hair a year agoMust have been a rough year
>Donation admitting that playstation nation carried the event
>>714520117Mizzow sounds very South-English for a Scot.
Is this nigga using characters that aren't Vivi?
>>714520523You're forced to use other characters here and there due to party splits in the story
>>714520523The category allows for it when Vivi can't be used.
>>714520495What a sexy lad
ff chads how is the run going
>>714520382Man has a wife and he gets to run the games he loves for charity in the company of good friends. Dude is so winning at life
>>714520117>lesbianAnon...he's cute, but look at his neck...
>>714520720Plenty of frogs to be caught still, estimate got bumped by 30 seconds
>>714520495Tits are alright.
>>714520495>makes a webm of the tranny but not the actual big boobs chick with cleavage
>>714520495how much time does he practice teehee% in the mirror
>>714520495I would have this nigga screaming in the sheets
>>714520495By the way I hated making this webm and will be deleting it, so you do what you will with it, I' m done
>>714520838half the fun of these threads is shitposting and making fun of troons
>>714520857that's kind of gay
>>714520857Would you pull out or nah?
>>714520905I'll save it as an eternal reminder
>>714520495>0:10Wait a minute...
>>714520964the other half is big breasts thoughever
>>714520969>Would you pull out or nah?Whats the point?
wait the ff9 commentator is also a "she/her"? thought he was just an effeminate guy
damn dude at least put in some effort
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>>714521048And risk him getting fucking boypreggers??
is the guy in the america-suit that one re5 speedrunner`?
>>714520964I think you got the wrong event thread mixed
>>714521129A
It was fun. Like him or not ThaRixer is a great addition and he makes a difference
>>714521272what does the L stand for
>>714521129B. It got a bit old after the start, but I imagine it would have been ten times more fun in person
>>714521129C only because of Rixer knowing how to do this kinda stuff. The races were too long
>>714521129D
Went on too long
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>>714521129I'm doin' him a B
Did they already do Gran Turismo? I haven't watched this whole time, but that might be fun to watch.
>>714521129F
I saw some trannies
Why would I want this dudeโs face on an ironic t-shirt?
>>714521360no i dont think so
>>714521360Cross contamination with GDQ hatewatching brought that shit to these threads, makes it funny when it's stuff like Dogwater where they're begging for something to be mad at.
>>714521129B it was aight
>>714521485coming up in an hour https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>714521516Because you are John Anonymous
all this gender talk is triggering
>>714521567Very nice. Thank you.
Call of Duty
Modern Warfare
Xbox One
>>714521372Rixer's proven himself to be an MVP of every marathon he goes to at this point. Most people would not be trying half the games that they are if not for him digging them up and digging through them and giving people the energy to want to explore them. The day he stops speedrunning, people will feel his absence
>>714521516ESA has marketing problems, look at how many tshirts are still for sale
>>714521485They've went behind schedule despite being constantly under estimate
>>714521516how do you even explain this shirt to a normalfag?
>>714521720id buy a shirt with their logo, i dont give a shit about some dude
>>714521697I agree. ESA could use people like him and even bigger streamers who were once speedrunners (and kinda still are, if not part-time)
If anything he is not there enough
why dont these events make new shirts in the middle of the week using the hottest memes?
for example, yes chef shirts when it was still """"funny""""? would probably make a lot of money from impulse buyers
>>714521720Meanwhile Dogwater had the best tank top ever.
how would you, the runner, have recovered in this situation?
>>714521957You don't think Goosebert is ESA's hottest meme?
Naro on tech, magnificent bastard
>>714521697your MVP is a troon fucker. His "girl" friend is that oddkara
>>714521651MrMizzow more like MrMoney
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>garbage ps1 racing game
>full venue
>call of duty black cops
>empty venue
>>714522109These days if you ain't the fucker you might as well be the troon
I can't tell if both of their mustaches are fake or not
>>714522109based chaser king. we hate troons but love chasers here
>>714522236Iโd rather kill both.
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>>714522047I wouldn't recover anything, I would listen to what the game has to say, and that's what no one did
Someone's eager for GDQ threads, huh
>>714522224Many in the crowd live in countries where they could be incarcerated for appearing in a stream with nazi zombies
>>714522047pull out a gun
and unload it on the troon
and save the last one for myself
scream at the top of my lungs fuck niggers
and shoot myself live on twich
A under appreciated quirk of European speedrunners is how many end their names with TV. Itโs very 2009.
>>714521915Ex-speedrunners are perfect for behind the scenes and community positions.
Big streamers too. I'd take a popular part-time speedrunner who'll bring in viewers to an unknown full timer.
>>714522047I'd have trained hard, then ran it back next year with a vengeance.
>>714522319Big event of the year for the /pol/ kids.
>>714522047I would hire two men
>>714522047Get myself some zoomers to couch.
>>714522414>>714522451based and broccoli pilled
And as predicted
>Room is full
>CoD
>Not a playstation nation gamer/runner
>Room EMPTIES
Like clockwork at this point
>>714522319Tourists have arrived!
Uhhm, where are the trannies?
>>714522614are you noooticing patterns again schizoanon?
>>714522224>>714522176Thanks Playstation Nation
guess whatโs on streeeeeeeam one
whatโs on streeeee-eeeee-eeeeam one
zombays, zombays, zom-bay-ay-ays
>>714522363A guy like Elajazz would be great for ESA imo. Obviously to him its not worthy financially, but he would make it big plus he is swedish
>>714522319It's the weekend and people are searching up GDQ threads and finding this one. You can really tell which ones are GDQ posters who have no idea about ESA
>>714522794Front and center stream 2
>>714522614European Snoy Assembly
>>714522614I think your findings are a strong start to build a legal case on this, you should proceed with legal counsel asap while the trail is hot
>>714522836snoys are a fucking cult aren't they
>>714522614Then again, it's also like 11:30 PM over there.
>Mizzow no longer a gender fag
Good
>>714522906The post-nation goyim find a nation in a dying vidya company.
>>714522363>Ex-speedrunners are perfect for behind the scenes and community positions.Funny thing is I'd probably be a good fit for that shit as a non-streamer runner with an industry background in comms.
I also don't hate myself enough to do that kind of shit anymore, I've all the respect for Riekelt and the other lads for keeping at it.
>>714522863WITH THEIR TANKS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR GUNS
>>714521797Too many people at speedrun events in general try to market themselves or push themselves too hard. Its basically attention whoring and main character syndrome e.g. Skenmy, and pic related.
>>714522946Thats nothing, I would be wanting to see whats going on if I flew out there. Maybe TinyTim wants to go to McDonalds
>>714522794a tranny just flew over my house
>>714522872Ela and miltent running dark souls was fun
>>714521516>>714521720John Speedrun shirts currently mogging Goosebert shirts hard.
>>714523095You can always tell the difference between someone who wants to be seen versus someone who wants to create something worth seeing. The arts are drowning in the filth of the former, these days
>>714523141Anon, most people have been seeing what's going on all day. Now they're sleeping to do it again tomorrow.
That's how the graveyard shift works.
>>714523095disgusting honestly
>>714523217Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>714523095POGGIES111!!!!
>>714523043>I've all the respect for Riekelt and the other lads for keeping at it.I assume he's moved to BSG or something?
>>714522794ANON
BEHIND YOU-
I went to sleep an hour into the FFIX run and the browser saved the paused frame.
How it started
>>714522315heh it's still funny
>>714523210how many did shemps mom buy
>>714523141Folks might still want to get some sleep if there are runs they want to catch in the morning. Especially if it's something they want to see.
There's of course some favoritism, and plenty off-stream events that people get involved in at ESA, but people just won't be around to watch everything.
>>714523197>hears it's gonna take 24 turns to kill the boss>leaves
>Stream 2 is choking because they don't have Freya
MIZZOWWWWW
YOU NEEDED THE MUSKETEER FURRY
MIZZZOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>714523359How it's going
>>714515832This. I'm taking it relatively easy on ESA so I'm not getting bored halfway through GDQ.
>>714523210what the fuck is it with people adding -bert to the end of words recently?
the only game I can play for 14 hours straight is WoW
how does he do it for 24? 14 hours in and he's just chatting casually
>>714523446Invading is literally in all Americans blood
>>714521697>>714521372As much as I like to meme on Playstation Nation only attending each other's runs and nobody elses they have really helped this year's ESA. Not just through being attendees but also by all getting together to mass submit runs, even if that meant we ended up with eight Spyros. They pretty much saved ESA run wise when all their major runners ditched them and they needed.
And also their runs are actually pretty good, both in skill and entertainment. They know when to turn it on and off. I'd take eight Spyro runs over eight Sonic runs with Argick screaming his head off and Huds and Skenmy yelling and dancing in the background. Or Crowd Control runs with Paullister and Huds going "OHHH WOW THIS IS SOOOOO WACKY OHHH THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED SOMEONE REDEEMED THE KILL MY CHARACTER" So yeah, bring on the new blood.
>>714523564Vivi chased after Kuja.
>>714523582He's Glaswegian.
>>714523446goosebert looking like he doesn't wanna be there
>>714523210Don't worry I'm sure they'll sell 200 shirts in 2 days, Goosebert is too funny of a meme not to!
>>714523725I don't want him to be there either.
>>714523680>eight Sonic runs with Argick screaming his head off and Huds and Skenmy yelling and dancing in the backgroundThose three ruined UKSG
>>714523196Just that would be big but him as an ambassador or something. I think it could be huge
All in all there is big potential for the event if everything came around together
>>714523582jarpigs aren't really the most mentally or physically taxing games
>>714523582He said himself it's the event setting and people round him; at home he wouldn't be able to do it.
>>714523582he's scottish, if his race can survive on weekly fried mars bars a 24h run is no biggie
>>714523680Blink twice if Spyro is carrying a gun
>>714523217Adef and Brutal Melo being part of that. Speaking of, Adef got super popular on Youtube recently, as in like one of his videos went viral and now he gets hundreds of thousands of views a video, enough to make a living popular. I wonder if he's gonna be at SGDQ this year or if he'll just insta drop him now he doesn't need them to prop up his career anymore.
>>714523919This, when your blood is concentrated Irn Bru and Buckfast, you can run on pretty much anything.
>>714523919>t. toast sandwich eater
>>714523841At least they got their containment event now.
Isn't sitting for 24hs straight an actual health hazard due to blood clots in the legs?
>forced to play for 24 straight hours
>every choke or mistake means another minute without sleeping
This is actually a rough challenge
>>714524118Sounds like a vaxie problem.
>>714524118A cute girl is massaging his legs off screen
>>714523841The anglo-saxons are all the same
>>714524118Yeah you're supposed to get up every hour really at least for a minute or two.
>>714524118Yeah. Get up and stretch, anon.
Mizzow has been moving and getting up here and there, but that's still plenty sitting.
>>714524118DVT is greatly exaggerated
>>714524118He takes breaks, like he had a scheduled shower break an hour ago.
>>714518342They should call these endurance runs rather than speedruns and keep them to one major instance per event. Ideally if it has some form of multi-runner group interactions which keep banter going and it's not one guy sitting there for a full day.
>>714524118the game is keeping his blood pressure higher so its okay
>>714524118They are true SPEEDRUNNERS. Expert athletes training their whole lives. Their bodies in peak physical conditioning for these harsh environments
>>714524261And remember to hydrate! btw why don't ESA remind people to hydrate? What if they forget!?
>>714524180The worst part is that he was struck by a glitch that killed the gold frog he was using to farm frogs.
>>714524109Nah fuck them for trying to take over UKSG. The sonic blocks every day were bad enough, but they were donation reading or commentating on what seemed like every run
>>714522047He could have salvaged this honestly. He was only 45 minutes into a 3 hour estimate, if he played well he might only go like 15 mins over estimate.
>>714524493C
Good run boring game
>>714524398Do they invade BSG or NSG?
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>>714524493B
Can't give anything lower to a couple of dudes looking like late 60s psychedelic rock band.
>>714523995>Adef>5-6 digit views on his video catalogOh yeah, this guy can quit GDQ whenever he wants. Which impresses me, since he felt the least incompetent of what had become the regulars, even if you're not wrong about him
>>714522451Those guys aren't coming to sgdq are they? Nor the sunshine runner?
>>714523839im going to kill you
>>714524493C quick so didn't overstay it's welcome
>>714524534Maybe but not in the same capacity
>>714524616Astonishing how behind they are despite everyone going giga under estimate
>>714524493B, it was quiet and good
>>714524616French racist and his frog friend were pretty good yesterday with a NFS Carbon run.
>>714524714give it another 10 years and cygames poaching the rest of platinum games
>>714524534Argick has been at BSG before, I think.
>>714524632I remember looking at his website and it said he graduated with a degree in Physics, then moved to LA to become an actor. Now he's a Youtuber/GDQ grifter
>>714524632I just remember him being part of an agency and shilling his resume on twitter for acting jobs to hire him and putting GDQ on his resume. It all just felt to me like he was doing GDQ to further his career and be on a screen, rather than for speedrunning puporses. I could be wrong though. We'll see what he does now that he has success and doesn't need GDFQ anymore.
>>714524732just a little rough when the run before last was an hour and a half of racing
>they have rules about stream 2 sending donations to confuse stream 1
Yeah that's entirely because of Metako's runs.
>>714522363This. I'm only really knowledgable about horror speedruns but I don't get why guys like Carcinogen, Bawk, Maxylobes who still stream purely speedruns on twitch everyday (or nearly) and have been regulars in the past never show up to new events to support the up and coming speedrunners and the overall community. It's great to have veterans who can do high-level commentary due to their experience but may not be as viable for actual runs anymore.
>>714524657They are, ctrl+fing their names show they're couching for Sonic Adventure 2.
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>>714524493I'm doin' him a B
>>714524932You rarely see a lot of big speedrunners at these events because they don't need to be there. A lot of people use these events as self promotion. Yes its the charity aspect too, but for a lot of speedrunners it's also getting your name out to thousands, and networking. The big boys just don't need that.
Which is a shame because when they do get one it is a pretty big deal and there is a noticeable bump in viewership. I remember when ESA got Cheese one year and got him drunk, it was fun.
Well well well, look who is it
This guy again, he sure loves his racing games.
>>714524863Monster Racer? Shovelware conga line? That was barely a game, let alone a racing one.
Now frogs will play Ze Originel Gran Turismo.
Why are there so many French runners this year?
>>714524905What a monster, having people donate money to charity in order to have a giggle at some people. Glad he's permanently banned.
Grande Tureezmo time, lads!
>>714524932Most of the times, like in everything, the egos are too big
>>714525102Nice cope Edenal, but the humans donโt show up because of your BORG policies.
>>714525102It also has to do with wanting to be with friends and like some people to be there and go again
Which would you prefer:
>Nobody in the crowd but high stream views
>Lots of people in the crowd but no stream views
Why do the French love racing games?
Where's the Playstation Nation gone for this landmark title?
>>714525270crowd, so people at the actual event have fun
>>714525285French love racing in general. Tour De France, Grand Prix, Formula 1. So it translates to gaming too.
>>714525359didn't think of it like that. Based people.
I'm kinda racing game'd out at this point. We've talked a lot about the amount of Spyro but there was way too many long racing games on this year too. Thanks ChatGPT.
>>714525441For sure. The choice of games has been very weak and the schedule was shit
>>714525193>Glad he's permanently banned.He probably is, if only because Planks has proven to be that petty with other people.
I'm going back to stream 2
>>714525441problem is the race runs are too fucking long, make them 30 mins and it'd be fine
>>714525503Yeah, it's not been a trainwreck but it has been quite bland overall.
>American hat on the commie goose game goose
based
Escudo Pikes Peak? Check. No braking? Check. Ignoring pitstops as I use the barrier to steer my car around the track? Yep, itโs Gran Turismo time.
>>714525592how is that goose a commie, explain
>endgame
>>still 10 hours left
hmm.
>>714525270I don't care about stream views whatsoever. The only people that comment in twitch chat are low iq categorically
is the super mario sunshine choke on youtube anywhere?
>>714525616Forza on 360 online was peak, kinda like Mario Kart all the kids crash on the first curve and it's smooth sailing from there in your itasha RX-7.
>>714525692But it's 10 European nighttime hours, so that's like only 2 hours left for those who go to sleep now.
>>714525692The getting to Ozma is very random, and the fight isn't anything like a dead certain.
>>714524398Trying to take over? Paulister used to be the lead org, Huds is the new lead org, and Argick handles a bunch of tech. They're all staff!
>>714525102>>714525269This. And in terms of self-promotion, supporting these big events when they come around and helping them be as fun and engaging as possible helps keep the overall community afloat. If people aren't interested in the major events, then speedrunning as a whole will finally bite the dust and then no one will care to watch the vets. It's all entertwined.
Seeing caveman show up out of the blue in last years (GDQ?) was a minor highlight and was universally well-received here. People tune in to these events for the people watching, the lore (past historic runs or cringekino), the community, and the hobby itself.
>I will not be awake to see the end of the FF run
>>714525661Devs gave a shoutout to Karl Marx at The Game Awards
>>714525887Go to fucking bed now and you will be.
>>714525893Dig deeper. That's one dev who hijacked the IP and was the least competent one. The rest of the staff were screwed over and had a far more centrist array of opinions. Commie subversion claims another one
>>714525579Its definitely playing it safe, which I don't mind. Nothing phenomenal or mindblowing but no disasters either, but that also means no disaster kino. I think playing it safe was the right choice.
>>714525559Agreed. I said it earlier but you get the jist around 15 minutes in, but then there's like 45 minutes to go, and a lot of the tracks are the same. Just do one cup or tournament IMO but they've all been "all tournaments"
>>714525503Feels like a lot of the game choices are samey. Same franchises or genres. However since the runners submitting runs are more limited than other years as everyone cleared off from ESA, it makes sense. We're seeing a lot of the same runners pop up again and again this year. You make the best with what you do and so with the choice of runners you have, you just ask them to run what they know, which is often the same types of games.
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