Thread 714519947

Death Stranding 2 analysis just dropped. It's wokeslop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXyBjAcbLGE

This dood is 5'4" LMAOOOOOO

Dislike his video and hide this thread for amazing luck and a chance at goth gf and infinite happiness.

>can't go a single video without mentioning black men
he takes the /v/irgin personality way too literally

>>714519947 (OP)
fuck off. go whine and bitch elsewhere faggot

>>714519947 (OP)
Why are anti-wokes and BASED Chad 4chan people always look like Synthetic Man and people like this?

>>714519947 (OP)
>new thing bad and woke and ESG
this routine is getting old

keep sucking it

>>714519947 (OP)
god i wish this tranny obsessed faggot would blow his fucking brains out already.

>woke slop tranny nigger ESG DEI Soros Schwab SJW
I saved you a click

Yeah yeah whatever ragebait shithead
do something for society for once and jump off a bridge.

>>714520396
>>714520276
When are we going to stop with the culture wars and actually go for the class war?

>>714519947 (OP)
is this guy just stupid? how can he miss the point of a story so bad? LMAO

>>714519947 (OP)
ok schizo

>>714520519
cus he's a sub 80 iq nonce

>>714519947 (OP)
Buy an ad.

I'd rather suck on a shotgun before I start listening to some unemployed greasy faggot who lives with his mother above the age of 30 and simps for trannies

>>714519947 (OP)
Synth has finally reach lolcow status in case you guys didn't know...
Serves this idiot right.

>>714519947 (OP)
This guy is a doomer who did nothing from the time he was in high school and blames society for it

>>714520501
white synthcels would literally have to get woke for that to happen

>wokies immediately adhoming him
Debunk his points, wokies. You won't.

>>714519947 (OP)
Is this dude ever happy with anything, holy shit, how about covering a game you're actually passionate abo- what's that, that'd take actual effort put into a researched retrospective and not just a video you can shit out in a couple hours? Oh okay

>>714519947 (OP)
5'4 and a Norwood!
5'4 and a Norwood!
5'4 and a Norwood!

>>714520501
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

>>714520785
I hope Synths sees this so you can lick each others crusty assholes, anon!

Based, another synth banger making all the Tgals scream.

>42 minutes long
>150k subs
are you mcfucking shitting me?

>>714519947 (OP)
>Male Loneliness Epidemic
>Someone who is propagating it saying this
Completely self inflicted.

>>714519947 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4RhylaFIa0&t
He's a futafaggot

>>714520501
As long as amerilards dominate the internet, never

>>714520786
he unironically likes platformers that have you collect shit around the level eg. SM64
he classifies them as "kiddie games" just to add that extra layer of "creepy weirdo".

>>714520501
Long after it’s far too late. Culture war is a device of the upper classes that’s been used to great effect for thousands of years.

>>714520901
lol he wishes he could make Tgirls scream

>>714519947 (OP)
I don't care about some youtubers opinion.
Is DS 1 worth playing? I have it downloaded but idk if I should invest any time into it.

>>714519947 (OP)
Gradius wakes me up when I play it.

>>714519947 (OP)
>It's wokeslop
...I wasn't expecting anything else from him.

>>714519947 (OP)
>Zoomers waiting feverntly to get their opinions s handed out by washed-up, cuck youtubers
And I thought you couldn't get more pathetic than millennials taking their thinking from twitter

I have never seen an attractive and financially successful man complain about "wokeness" or the "male loneliness epidemic"

>>714520214
Looks pretty normal to me. Give that people on here always defend stuff like drug usage

>>714520179
*blk boys

>>714519947 (OP)
>"Join a bike club or cooking class" is bad advice and worthless
You never even tried, sir. You got mad at your parents trying to get you to do anything.

>>714519947 (OP)
He is so schizophrenic right now he constantly turns agains't his own audience in his livestreams.

>>714520785
What he wants out of society is completely and wholly unreasonable and his ideal world he pines for never existed. He's clinically depressed and overshares everything which makes it worse.

I unsubscribed when he got filtered by Gradius - when did you, /v/?

>>714521323
I still can't believe he got filtered by gradius. I beat that game when I was 5 years old using the atari tennis controller.

I'm genuinely concerned for younger boys and retards if crabs like this nigger are role models.

>>714521323
Saying how good old games are isn't impressive or deep, his takes are incredibly basic and milk toast.
Also he is depressed as hell so he can't enjoy anything that doesn't remind him of his comfort shit (bing bing wahoo)

>>714521323
this guy was already annoying, dysgenic, and said nothing some other critical drinker esque normalfag reviewer hadn't said before - but wow, i only just found out last thread he's also a faggot
what is wrong with you retards? can't you keep your fucking shit together? we don't need faggots in the bigot club. seriously. jerking off to futa/trap porn, purposely talking about it with your parasocial chat, and then turning around tickling at the jew question and hinting you may be a little racist toward le poo poo people... it's embarrassing. you're the kind of "people" we hate shitthetic

He's the only one that's real in the gaming industry at least.

He should review more movies and music.

>>714521156
Asmongold!

>>714521323
>AHHH GRADIUS IS TOO HARD SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!
Imagine how assblasted this fag would be if he had to play a real hard game like Gradius 3. Lol.

>>714521156
I will never not laugh at how the biggest proponents of social darwinism are usually also the ones complaining about male lonelieness and how all women are gold-digging whores.

>>714519947 (OP)
Should change his name to WhiningMan.
Just don't play videogame if you hate it soo much.
I bet we hear soon about his secret pdfile discord or something.

>>714521323
He's horrible at games and always blames the game instead of himself. If a game is too hard, it's the games fault for being unbalanced or not being playtested. If the game is too fast paced, it's "made for speedrunners". This is why he's a bad reviewer and why he only got popular when he started talking about woke shit. because he can't articulate any coherent criticism besides "I suck at it so it's bad".
Also, he switched to controller while playing COD to try to abuse autoaim when he was getting btfo

>"Women don't want me"
This dude has had SEVERAL women who find him and his appearance/personality attractive. He's turned them all down. He'd rather be sad than anything else. Funny thing is that if he didn't overshare we wouldn't know about this.

>>714521663
Lightskin skaven are not considered attractive in their culture.

>>714521323
I'm tired of these basedlennials pretended to be enlightened and all elitist about playing ps2 games. No, you're not better than normalfags just because you have an ounce of taste. You're a failed normalfag who gets filtered by entry shmups like gradius 1 lmao

>>714521634
Being a depressed loser, blaming everyone for your misery except yourself, is not "real"

>>714521728
You can write full proper words here, this isn't Youtube or Tiktok, you fucking tourist.

>>714521323
Isn't this the guy who only likes old PS2 crap and Nintendo? He can't play hard games because his childhood games were things like Spyro, Kirby, and Ratchet and Clank

>>714521746
>This dude has had SEVERAL women who find him and his appearance/personality attractive.
Name 1

>>714521576
>We
You have to go back

>>714521323
>>714521938
He had a black girlfriend in high school.

>>714521702
>MY Fuhrer would never shove ME in the "social parasite" gassing vans
Many such cases.

Why are all you faggots even here? if you hate all modern video games get the fuck out then

>>714521323
>WAHHHH CASTLEVANIA 1 IS TOO HARD SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!
I removed my subscription from his youtube channel as soon as I could. What a whiny faggot. This guy might be even worse at videogames than AVGN.

>>714522092
What else am i supposed to do?

>>714521323
After the Synthetic Man Efap. I sometimes glanced through his videos, but the supercut really showed off what a fucking retard he is when it comes to videogames
>Complains that GoW is babbymode and for journalists that don't play games
>Starts getting his shit pushed in
>Suddenly complains that the game is unfair, unbalanced and not playtested
>After hours of playing realizes he never upgraded any of his skills or gear
>Game becomes doable again
>Immediatly complains about the game being to easy again

>>714522130
But is he worse than DSP

>>714521323
I still haven't watched any of his stuff.
I learned about him from threads on here and hit "do not recommend this channel" whenever I actually saw him on YouTube.
The guy seems like a parody of every newfag who found this board after the 2010s.

Is he supposed to be the critical drinker of video games? that fucking sucks, we can't even get fun grifters

>>714522092
I like FromSoftware

>>714521856
Compared to everyone else who gives games and movies 10/10 like candy.

>>714522247
Pretty much yeah, they're both equally idiotic

>>714521323
I was never subbed to begin with, just checked some videos here and there in Incognito months when he first blew up. As I said in another thread a week ago I'm fine with him being 100% negative on shit that deserves to be negative, what's a shame is that he doesn't produce any other content. I don't need to be told or watch a 20 minute video on how Veilguard or the SH2 demake suck, I can see that shit myself. I'd respect it more if besides the easy videos shitting on bad games he'd also do retrospectives on games he *does* enjoy. Even if it's just half an hour of him praising some PS2 game he grew up with or something. Show the positive scale so then then complaining about the negative one has more weight, else you're no different than some Twitter 'tard raging all the time.

Why should I give a shit what this grifting faggot has to say, and why you're posting eceleb nonsense? I could

>>714521080
What's especially sad now is that unlike the past, we should know better Its easier to see them pulling the same bullshit, but the preprogrammed tourists aren't interested in thinking.

>>714521323
Hey Anon, I was pretty curious so I looked it up and found where he got filtered by Gradius:
https://youtu.be/M0gEb2g-ru4?t=4292
>this game is fucking hard as fuck
>god damn dude... this is the first 5 minutes of the game you're seeing on screen
>I started cheating like a motherfucker
>this is such a clusterfuck
>if you want to play this, just cheat until you win
Pretty embarrassing. Gradius is one of the easiest games ever made. I beat it when I was 6 years old.

>>714519947 (OP)
look just because he says things I might agree with doesn't suddenly make me like him as a person
parasocials really need to learn how to separate opinions from actions, fantasy from reality, etc.

>>714521323
>IM AN ENLIGHTENED ARYAN WHO LORDS OVER ALL THESE DUMB NORMALFAGS BECAUSE I PLAY PS2 GAMES
>gets filtered by gradius
lol what a fucking hack

>>714522418
>calling yourself "chud"

>>714521746
There was that fangirl he had a few years back, the vtuber from a few months ago, and he mentioned how a black girl had a crush on him like a decade ago but he got cold feet and never reciprocated it

>>714522290
There are tons of reviewers and youtubers who give games scores other then 10/10

>>714522313
My exact stance as well. Complaining is the easy part, balancing the scale by showing what you consider to be a good game and the reason you fell in love with the medium requires actual thought put into your script beyond "trannies bad please like me /v/"

>>714521323
>THE GAME IS BAD... BECAUSE IT'S HARD
Unsubscribed right there. He is a fake gamer.

>>714521323
>GRADIUS IS SHIT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH FUTA PORN IN IT
I lost all respect for him in this moment.

>>714519947 (OP)
>woke
Anyone who uses this word should be executed on the spot.

>You Will Own Nothing, and Be "Happy"
You mean like commie Trump who is threatening private companies not to increase prices and telling people to buy a few less Barbies?

>Serves globalism
Fucking retards regurgitating this thinking that they came up with this themselves and didn't fall for RU propaganda

>The main character is second fiddle
You mean like millions of other games, movies novels and stories at large that do this?

>MUH BLADE RUNNER 2049
Stopped watching there. This person is a moron.

>>714521938
>The Spunky and arrogant Negress from his High School
>AnnaWaifu, a deranged and possibly autistic biological femoid? that tried to get synth to date her Interesting it's similar how Ross Scott got his girlfriend, she messaged him and they hit it off, and she's also SEVERELY autistic, although she doesn't seem to be as crazy as Anna
Those are the only two I know off, feel free to chime in.

>>714519947 (OP)
>everything is wokeshit

>why is this doomer complaining about video games so much!
>Looks at board
>God all these games are shit why can't I get laid!

>>714521323
Frankly, it was the incredibly slow pace that he has in playing retro games for his podcast.
The goal was an episode a week, and it's been 27 weeks, and he started on 1985, with the goal from the start being a year for each episode.
You'd think he'd be on 2012 by now, right? No. He skipped out on playing them for a bunch of episodes, and had to extend some into two-parters because he could only bare himself to play 1 game for certain episodes. He's on fucking 1992 - 20 years behind - what an embarrassment!
Honestly, it really shouldn't take that much time. The whole purpose isn't even a formal review, just a quick half-an-hour-long check for each game to see if its worth recommending to his retarded viewers. In some cases, he only played the games in question for 10 minutes before deciding that it was shit.
So yeah, that's why I unsubscribed.

>>714519947 (OP)
Couldn't last 10 seconds. The amount of buzzwords this guy stuffs into every sentence is astounding.

>>714521323
After I watched couple of his streams. His Fallout New Vegas playthrough for his Fallout show was ass. He didn't played old games, he refused to do DLCs, just did most basic Legion run with guns build and that's it.

>>714519947 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

I love the black pilled videos. I'm turbo black pilled and just want to kms.

Null completely pegged (heh) this guy when he said he's always a few drinks away from being Ethan Ralph.

>>714521323
>filtered by Gradius
Lol did he really? I beat that game when I was 5 years old using a driving wheel for a controller.

>>714521323
When I realized he sucks at reviewing video games. I'm not a NEET anymore so I can't waste an hour of my life listening to buzzwords only to get 2 minutes of actual video game critique.

>>714521323
The thing that tipped me off to his retardation was his Zelda review. There's a part where he genuinely starts going schizo mode and admits that he genuinely believes the gerudo having penises is a canon part of the Zelda universe. That's how addicted he is to futa porn.

>>714521323
When he accidentally revealed that he wants to get fucked by futas (gay) and looks a tranny porn unironically (super fucking gay.)
The faggot is not "one of us" no matter how hard he tries to dog whistle, he's just a downright hate-filled degenerate who was neglected as a child which is why his only known form of garnering social attention is to be as needlessly and stupidly edgy as he can only to walk it back by saying "it's a joke lol"
I have met more mature literal teenagers on Kiwi Farms. The guy is just a pathetic, if not laughably retarded.

>>714519947 (OP)
is there one (1) game unc likes

>>714522972
>Not a neet but still an insufferable faggot
Like trying trying to remove the stink from shit

>>714521323
>Pseudo-intellectual who has probably not read a single political, social studies or even history book since Middle School
>Talks like a mentally stunted manchild when he isn't reading script
>Most of his videos for the past two years were ghost written by his friends because he doesn't even finish most games he starts.
>Claims to be based and le redpilled but couldn't even define or talk about politics for more than 5 minutes before sounding like a genuine tard who has no idea what he's talking about.
>Despite being le basedpilled he is into trannys, futa and sticking dildos up his ass.
>His hatred of trannies and woke shit is clearly a cognitive dissonance response because he literally could not in a single coherent way explain why he thinks trannies are bad, degenerate or evil.
The faggot isn't even right wing. He's a left-wing midwit who has no idea what he is talking about 90% of the time and if it took you this long to figure it out then you faggots probably unironically thought Destiny was "based" too until Trump was elected in 2016 since he quite literally uses the same framing and terminology as Destiny did back in those days.

>>714522813
if you didn't kill yourself yet then the blackpilling didn't work
>>714523068
>he genuinely starts going schizo mode and admits that he genuinely believes the gerudo having penises is a canon part of the Zelda universe
what the nigger

>>714519947 (OP)
Dogshit ANALysis from Can'tGetLaidMan
DISLIKED and REPORTED

>>714521323
>filtered by ghosts n goblins
>filtered by zelda 2
>filtered by ninja gaiden
>filtered by castlevania
>filtered by gradius
Why is he so bad at videogames?

>>714522825
I don't live in that shithole burgerland(thank God) literally who?

>>714519947 (OP)
I WANT TO FUCK HIS MOM´S ASSHOLE.

>>714521323
He's controlled opposition. That's why almost every breadtuber back when he made the TotK review acknowledged and bounced off him.
It was planned. He's a plant. He knows it, he's just too much of a mentally fucked up individual to have any dignity or morals. I fully expect this man to drink himself into a grave within a decade since he's already drinking like he's a 40yo alcoholic in his mid 20's.

>>714523239
Why the fuck was you faggot most likely lefty ass watching destiny anyway?

>>714523245
>if you didn't kill yourself yet then the blackpilling didn't work
I don't want to fuck it up and put my life in a worse situation. "use a gun" Can't im in Europe.

>>714521323
He's just not a very good video game reviewer.
It's like going to your local chud mechanic who's terrible at being a mechanic.
Yea, he may agree with you politically but he sucks at his actual job.

>>714523326
>filtered by castlevania
How in the fuck

Daily reminder to report this faggot.

>>714523405
he's 30 this year lol

>>714521323
>WAHHHHH GHOSTS N GOBLINS IS SHIT BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FEMALE FUTANARI MONSTERS WITH GIANT FEET LONG HYPER COCKS WHICH I CAN MASTURBATE TO
Needless to say, I removed my subscription immediately.

I'd actually take you guys opinions seriously but then I realized this board actually likes fags like maxor and ssstenche or whatever the fuck his name is and I just start laughing

I unironically prefer dunkey to this faggot, at least dunkey plays games and actually talks about the gameplay

>>714523535
>cancel him!!!!
Asshurt wokie.

>>714521323
He's not even a "gamer" he's a mid 20's alcoholic who is speedrunning death by alcohol poisoning. The guy looks like he's in 40's already and balding yet drinks like my alcoholic uncle did after 30 years of addiction.
I don't even need to imagine what his hangovers are like because I saw what drinking half a liter of vodka in a single 2 hour span does to a person first hand. This dude probably wakes up almost everyday puking and laying on the floor of his bathroom in a stupor before chasing dog hairs so he doesn't feel like shit the whole day. A miserable existence but he deserves it because literally all he has to do is stop drinking alcohol but he can't even control himself that much.
The pinnacle example of a brainrotted older zoomer trying to fit in with millennials because he thinks they're more mature.

>>714523535
at it

>>714523483
just admit you don't actually want to die and listen to metal instead or something

>>714521323

I never subscribed to this guy because he sounded like a literal retard. I get some people have linguistic ticks or ways of speaking that might be grating, but if they get to the point, I don't care too much. This retarded faggot never gets to the point and gets sidetracked by literally everything. His gay ass attachment to futa and actual tranny porn doesn't help matters. In fact, it makes it worse and people that defended him at all are gullible morons.
I'm just glad I got proven right.

>>714519947 (OP)
Still gonna play it, don't care. Gonna buy a ps5 next month after i finish my replay of DS1 (didnt buy it on launch because i didnt finish the first again in time)

>>714523535
So done.

keep seethe ecelebniggers synthetic man won :^)

>>714523618
you are such a silly edgy boy. go watch more pdfile man videos

>>714522813
Hot!

>>714523626
I genuinely want you to kill yourself I don't mean this in an anonymous on anonymous "kys" kinda way I mean it kill yourself you are a worthless waste of skin I genuinely think that

E celeb threads should result in an IP range ban and a thousand years of being raped by feral dogs.

>>714523821
eat the bugs and be happy tranny?

>>714523930
Sorry Synth, no can do

>>714519947 (OP)
Game looks like shit anyways. It’s genuinely confusing why someone would want to play a repackaged mgsv twice.

>>714523742
I do want to die. I just dont want to attempt it and fuck it up making my life even worse. If it was as simple as pressing a button Id do it.

>>714521091
If you like doing the same tasks of delivering to people in many different ways and optimizing it the best way you can (with structures, vehicles, carriers etc.) then you might find some fun on it.
The main story is awfully convoluted for what it wants to get across.

>>714523535
IMAGINE THE SEETHE

>>714523682
I dont drink alcohol at all and dont smoke and dont drugs and im still just as miserable as him.

>>714523829
Actually,
Shitthetic Tran just made an entire video about how much he hates his life and how much he wants society to collapse
His streaming history will render him incapable of getting a job in the future (not that he would be able to get one anyway lol!)
His audience is rapidly turning on him over shit like the Kirsche situation, banning longtime fans, and not making videos about videogames anymore
Shitthetic Tran.... you're fucked

>>714519947 (OP)
>criticizes jewish practices
>makes rantslop videos paidgated
Hard pass bro... Being a youtuber is not a real career. Also not vydiogames.

>>714519947 (OP)
>my opinions and "analysis" just so happens to align perfectly with your run of the mill cookie cutter audience captured right wing grifter

Gee wiz that's such a kawinkidink.

>>714520676
>Kiwifarms means shit in 2025
Can't even access it in a dozen English speaking countries and as a result the traffic has gone to shit. Jersh gets maybe 500 live viewers and it isn't going to go up since he is banned off most shit.

>>714523535
>Snitching of any kind
Fucking hell this board is gone I'm serious

>>714521323
A lot of reviewers are like this: they rant about video games but suck at them and have garbage opinions to match. They just want to grift off of idiots who think they are on the same guy as the grifter.

>>714524139
you're buckbroken, newnigger

>>714524043
get a beer and a burger and enjoy this freedom day with me instead

>>714524130
Are you participating in your local community? Are you going out regularly? Do you have long-term goals? Do you have hobbies? Do you have regular social interactions with friends or family? If you are answering these questions with no, fix that

>>714521323
When I learned that he is a homosexual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg7PMoz_R9s

>>714524287
>Local community
Literally isn't one. Are you 70?

>>714523956
Get a real job, homo.

>>714521323
How can anybody stand this nigga's videos? I got his channel recommended when all the suicide squad shit was going down and all of his other videos, thumbnails and titles follow the same pattern. "Gaming is dead" "ubisoft is done for" "everything is shit". I come from the same camp as this nigga but he just seems to check all the boxes for making the most formulaic content for his fan base

>>714524191
>Being a literal futafag is mainstream right wing
I mean way to admit (you) are gay and after pride month!

Brutal blackpill.
It's over for many men.
Can anyone really disagree with his point?

>>714524332
ywnbaw tranny

>>714524246
I hate America though I'm Brazilian

>>714524329
I'm 31 and I regularly participate in voluntary trash collection at our riverside, I helped organize a face-painting stand at my kids Kindergarten etc.
There definetily is a community in your city, just google "City-name volunteer work"

>>714521323
Gradius 1? Seriously? I could beat that game in my sleep when I was 7 years old. They must be putting something in the water nowadays to make such weak faggots that can't even beat Gradius 1 kek.

>>714521297
>What he wants out of society is completely and wholly unreasonable and his ideal world he pines for never existed
sounds like liberal democracy desu

>>714524287
>just fix it

>>714523535
Some 20yo drunk redneck looking like 40yo calling art of GOAT himself as woke... REPORTED.

>>714524648
I'm not going to write up how to find your fucking goals in life, but if you have none, you need to do some reading and introspection on why you are on this earth.

>>714524506
>BR in the EU
just move back to your home country and die in your family's favela

>He's a drunk
Is this some random para social extrapolation? I remember he did like one drunk stream years ago, like Spoony did. Most of his streams are all day and he's not drinking. He's not Nick Rekieta

>>714524763
I'm surprised you can type at all with those most likely clubbed fingers from all those clogged arteries and heart problems burger

>>714523385
Hot milf jewess

>>714524835
>Rekieta
Reminder that Nicks nine-year old daughter tested positive for cocaine

>>714524193
>wants to take down Rekieta for calling Monty a pedophile
>calls everyone who fails his purity test pedos
I can't wait for the copycat lawsuits when Monty wins

>>714521323
>/v/ finally realizes this man is retarded
>it's because of fucking gradius
I'm just wondering how you fuckers didn't realize sooner

>>714522707
Tell me the word "woke" doesn't fit Veilguard

>>714520093
Me too :(

>>714524967
you're not fooling anyone here, attention whore

he aint even ugly, if he stopped jerking it to horsecock futas he'd probably be able to get a gf

josh troon and his shit dying site will never amount to anything
and he's never getting that footage by the way lmao

>>714525031
That's fucking horrible, Nick, his wife and that mistress need to go to assrape prison for the abuse and negligence they willfully inflicted

>>714524379
His Zelda video is Trumpcore goonkino

>>714525478
>4chan calling other sites dying

>>714524540
>I spend my free time with children
Okay magat we know you do

>>714519947 (OP)
video goes hard ngl

>>714520175
done.If you want to call OP a faggot remember to sage so his thread won't get bumped but attaching a picture cancels the sage.Not enough people here know the basics

>>714525478
This. Jersh's sure got fucked hard the last 3 years and it was niche to start with.

>>714524193
Josh really needs to get over the fact that he'll never be Jim.
I respect the unshakable autism that has lead him to stick to his principles in the face of all the shit he's faced, but holy fuck he has the charisma of a brick to the face and cannot handle a thread not sucking his cock.

>>714525632
NTA but 4chan dying would both be a blessing and a curse
>break the shackles of this website as Mr. Bruns and his notice are burned alive in the ovens
>a bunch of people are now internet homeless because social media, forums, and even private chat groups are so unusable or so dead there's nowhere to truly converse

>>714524754
My goal is to talk about videogames

>>714525741
Cope syntheticgod wins again.

>>714522784
This guy always came off to me as someone who just visited 4chan for the first time and thought he was cool for regurgitating shit he found on here.

>>714525815
His constant sperging is what will kill the site. Not from being called out but from making dumb decisions. Jim might outlive KF at this rate.

>>714519947 (OP)
Isn't that the guy who sucked a dildo?

>>714525478
Also if foxdicks farms ever get popular it will turn into /b/ anyway.
They spewing lies and misinfo already. How would it look with more ppl

The issue isn't jerking off to futa but rather revealing your powerlevel. Be honest /v/, this place has futa threads almost daily, you're as bad as him you just don't tell half the internet about it because you're not quite as unbelievably fucking retarded as he seems to be

>>714525983
No any you know it's not bait kun

>>714519947 (OP)
This guy is such a whiny bitch and needs to touch grass.
>EVERYTHING IS WOKE AND SHIT REEE GIVE ME YOUTUBE VIEW SHEKELS

>>714526082
>you just don't tell half the internet about it
Yes I do because I'm fucking anonymous on every platform retard

While I do see myself in the same category as him (i.e. gaming is going to shit), it's nice to see the more "extreme" versions of my opinion through creators like him.
I heard it's called something along the lines of "internal triangulation".

Kind of like with politics where you look among your friends and family and while you might vote the same parties, you still have different views when it gets more specific.
He's that guy for me.

>>714525983
yeah and he keeps trying to deny it too

>>714521323
When he cucked.

>>714519947 (OP)
Jesus Christ, Synthetic Nigger is truly the biggest retard of all time.

Does anyone find it funny how he made a video with the thumbnail and caption saying "Mutt's Eye" directed to the protagonist as he also has the same brown eyes and hair as them lol. He's not even white white.

>>714522801
Go suck a dick. I'll talk about vidya when porn, waifu and coomer bait threads get banned, too.

>>714526439
but the protagonist is obviously mixed race, it's not about his eyes and hair

>>714520214
Can anyone translate this post into English?

>>714526082
It's not just about revealing your power level, but revealing your powerlevel after shamelessly viralling yourself to an audience that would fucking despise you if you revealed it.
If you want to go that route, you court the weeaboos. Hell he might not have been cucked by the cancer man if he had.

>>714519947 (OP)
>EVERYTHING IS WOKE EXCEPT FOR GAY BEAR SEX 3
God damn, I hate this stupid motherfucking degnerated piece of shit and his braindead followers.

>>714520175
Done. It must be miserable seeking the bad all the time.

>>714519947 (OP)
>Synthetic Shill

Everything is "woke" to this parasite because he does not interact with the world and needs to push outrage for clicks or else his mom will finally kick him out if he stops making money.

>>714523821
>I dislike what someone said so I want that person removed
I can recommend you a website that starts with R and ends with T that upholds the ideology of banning people with different opinions.

>>714526693
Average 4cuck.

>>714526776
OK, now tell me how you feel about Hasan and Indians.

>>714525549
He's white and he's a trust fund baby so he got five years probation for something you and me would get prison time for

>>714526674
He did say it was woke. The problem was that he liked it, so he had to come up with a reason why woke wasn't a synonym for shit in that example, despite using it as one every time except for then.
He ended up using the
>aktually everything has always been woke, you just didn't care then so you liked it
revisionist line that every fucking brainlet fan of his now spams endlessly.

>>714519947 (OP)
>is it time to spam this degenerated nigger's goon cave porn again?
Why yes, yes it is.

im agreeing with him. get cancer you globohomo normalnigger newnigger kikes

>>714526693
Yeah I watched one of his livestream. He's like those japanese men that stay at home all the time.
Also all his friends are from discord. It's really pathetic.

>>714519947 (OP)
Don't mind me Jannies! I'm just posting Synthic Nigger content in a Synthetic Nigger thread! :)))

>>714525186
half of the replies to that post are just one day copy and pasting things pretending to be different people. check the archives

>>714527074
already did, and it got me laid with a foxgirl

WHOA MOMMA

>>714524835
>One drunk stream years ago
Umm, anon, he has not only been intoxicated on more than one stream, dude has been blitzed out his mind for some time now and forced to go to rehab, after cops had to show up to his place when his weird policule at the time were having drug fueled Diddy freakoffs.

>>714527169
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS ONE PERSON
Shitthetic tran... this isn't working

>>714519947 (OP)
Now everybody knows why Synthetic Man loves degenerated nigger games like BG3.

>>714527126
i don't think that's synth

>>714527002
>>714527126
>>714527251
Real or fake?

>>714527002
>>714527126
why are chuds always like this

>>714526642
This is the same audience who looks the other way every time Grummz's skeletons get brought to light.

>>714519947 (OP)
DON'T MIND ME JANNIES. :))

>>714526920
I'm so very, very tired.

>>714527241
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22shitthetic%20tran...%22/

>>714519947 (OP)
Why is an e-nigger thread still up? I guess that means we can post e-nigger content in it. :)

>>714519947 (OP)
>Some faggot on the internet said thing is bad
Anyway...

>>714519947 (OP)
This fucking retard hates everything. The game has pro-life messaging and like one (ONE) single nigger in it and he still thinks it is woke. He love BG3 though, despite the fact that it is literally a tranny game.

Somebody fucking shoot this degenerated spic piece of shit.

>>714527432
>>714527340
>>714527251
>>714527126
>>714527002
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!

>>714525245
If it makes you feel any better it's not any easier at 5'10". Women don't fuck men less than 6'2", it's evolution baby!

>>714527304
I don't see a single horsecock or woman with a penis on those monitors, other anons might be right in it being fake

>>714526872
>let's ask anon on a racist mongolian carpet weaving forum what he thinks of roach brown #37 and stinky browns in general
Ah gee, I dunno, lemme think.

>>714527432
>>714527340
>>714527251
>>714527126
>>714527002
>>714527432
>>714527340
>>714527251
not synth, some guy called dttherien

>>714519947 (OP)
Hi jannies. What will you delete first? This off topic e-nigger thread or this e-nigger's gay goon cave videos? :)

>>714527767
honestly I'd fuck a mongolian, indian or brown bitch that had big enough tits to fill my hands and a big enough ass to motorboat

>>714527326
He was at least smart enough to pander to normalfags on twitter, which is specifically curated to never show dissenting opinions.
SM either directly viralled here or one of his asskissers did, then read from a script that may as well have been a /v/ thread.
Even worse than that was pissing off the cocksuckers in his KF thread, because those retards would jump through fifty hoops to justify him inevitably contradicting himself (or reading a thread here that contradicted itself, let's be honest) and he was still dumb enough to try and fuck a vtuber

>>714527650
He address this in the video. The "pro-life" messaging is literally dystopian baby factories lmao.

>>714527767
Exactly my point. It isn't about freedom of speech so they need to drop the act.

>>714527650
He just hates Japan. Maybe his nigger grandpa got raped by Yasuke while on Iwo-Jima.

>>714520360
He's either suicidal or sucking feminine penis in his free time. Those are the only possibilities for woke obsessed faggots.

>>714527806
inb4 jannies also hate smaldick man and let this thread to continue

>>714519947 (OP)
>analyzing a walking simulator
do jewtubers really?

>>714527650
Christ you rightoids are insufferable just SHUT the FUCK up

>>714520093
SyntheticManlet>>714520093

>>714519947 (OP)
Is this off-topic Synthetic Nigger thread still up?

>>714526626
>"you damn chuds!"

>>714528217
@grok is this real sir

>>714528217
why do you have so much gay porn on your pc? you know that's not synth.
the dudes name is dttherien

>>714520214
Synthetic Nigger isn't based. He is a drunkard spic grifter.

>>714527874
His thread was constantly raided by basedteens and moralfags bitching over emojis. Then when the shit with Kirsche and Null happened most of his biggest fans just left the site.

>>714519947 (OP)
>you will own nothing and you will be happy
Realistically speaking, if you own something and then die the day after, you didnt own that thing; feel free to complain that klaus schwab is taking your ownership rights if you didnt have death tailing and stalking you in every corner of your life on earth
>inb4 thats not what the video told you, chud
Who cares, I read the title and bail out of it

>>714521156
It's called playing to your audience. Attractive men who are financially successful know that they would attract a higher percentage of females than the uglier men, thus they don't say things that would turn those people away. Ugly men attract a higher percentage of males thus they say more male positive shit.

>>714528327
@Anonymous No. According to new information, it is actually a random degenerate called dttherien. These users are conflated with each other due to their similar appearances.

Best rated game of all time on PSN by the way. Synthetic Retard is just a stupid fuck.

>>714519947 (OP)
not a fan of this guy
it's like he fell for the /v/ is one person meme and stretches himself thin pandering to the nonexistent futanari lolicon vtuber niggerpenis sector
bizarre

>>714528553
it's a movie game

Come on guys! Let's support the channel! HE'S BASED. Maybe this year he can finally move out of his mom's house.

>>714528553
>PSN cocksucking combined with Kojima cocksucking
"Nintendo Bonus™" tier of who gives a fuck

>>714519947 (OP)
>WE NEED MORE SYNTHETIC NIGGER POSTING
I wished and shall receive.

>>714519947 (OP)
>Norman Reedus repeating peko is a humiliation ritual

Nobody actually debunked anything he said lmao. Just endless personal attacks. I wonder why?

>>714527806
Are you butthurt because it's an e-celeb thread or because it's him specifically?
Is him being an absolute degen in a goon cave invalidating the statements he makes in the video?

>>714528674
it's not even him in that video, unlike Dunkey

>>714528617
Yeah he even use sad 4chan man as his kektube profile picture, he's truly /ourguy/

>>714519947 (OP)
This is the retard who liked Starfield, so I'm not surprised he doesn't enjoy a game not designed for subhumans

>>714528653
stop posting this to try and slander synth. i don't even have that many monitors

Anybody have that webm of him deepthroating a black dildo on his 2 monitor desk setup angled from the side?

>>714521663
He said attractive, also Asmon never leaves his house.
These perspectives are typical with white terminally online shut ins.
Real finances are less valid to Assmold than WoW gold and Reddit gold.

I wish we have this kind of reaction when some retard post about grummz, stop killing games, and rock solid screencap

>>714528217
E-celebs are part of our culture, newfag.

>>714528779
>retard
no u

>>714528217
BASED
>>714528793

>youtuber uses 4chan lingo
biggest redflag ever

>>714528217
>same chair
>same monitor setup
>same room
jesus christ

Does anyone has the black johnny bravo synthetic man webm?
I thought it was pretty funny

>>714519947 (OP)
Kojima got fucking destroyed with this one

>>714528641
>S-sony even b-bribed Gaben!!
Got any more of that delicious cope, Synthetic Nigger disciple?

>>714527002
>>714527126
>>714527251
>>714527340
>>714527432
>>714527806
>>714528217
>>714528653
How is this even sexually pleasing?

>>714519947 (OP)
The Synthetic Nigger goon cave posting must continue.

>>714529086
What the fuck are you talking about, retard?

>>714529041
>>714528334

>>714528669
His review is "but woke!", literal brainrot engagement. This guy faps to trans porn and livewls with his mom as a grown man. Anyone taking advice or opinions from him is a submissive little fag who is probably more pathetic and sexually frustrated than he is.

>>714529161
why do you have so much gay porn saved?
why do you spend so much time posting gay porn?

>>714529161
why record that

>>714529279
to share on r/gooncaves presumably

>>714519947 (OP)
>zero faggots in Death Stranding 2
>one single nigger in Death Stranding 2
>pro-life messaging
No wonder this braindead piece of shit didn't like it. He only likes woke tranny slop like Gay Bear Sex 3.

synth needs to just admit it's him sucking the dildo most of us don't even care we just want him to be honest

>>714528990
He's literally one of us.

>>714529309
there's an actual preddit forum for showing off your degeneracy? oh who am I kidding, back in 2009 there were CP rings proceeding unimpeded of COURSE there's a preddit forum for showing off your degeneracy

Konami was right. Kojima is a fraudulent fucking hack. What the fuck is this trash game even.

>>714520519
He views everything including his gaming hobby through the lens of culture warfare, so yes, he is very stupid.

everyone who dislikes death stranding is mentally retarded.

>>714529484
why would we like a movie game about being a wagie?

>>714529452
>2009 there were CP rings proceeding unimpeded
i remember that horrorshow
i think it got taken down and now it's called gooncaves (plural) or the_gooncave or somesuch

Synthetic Man probably seethes every time that webm is posted

>>714519947 (OP)
>Synthetic Nigger thread
I guess I will just have to post some more Synthetic Nigger content. :)))

>>714529484
Not only do you not have any proof of this, you can't even formulate a proper reason as to why you would equate dislike of a Kojima product to mental deficiency. You are not only unable, but incapable of articulating eloquence.

>>714529484
you don't sound very convincing nigger

>>714529340
>Americans have been raped by woke so hard that forced baby incubation factories is considered a pro-life position

imagine watching gay porn all day just so you can make someone seethe who probably won't even see it

>>714529694
put down the thesaurus nigga

>>714527251
isn't that the Genshin MC? kek

>>714520519
He is an 80 IQ mongrel that attracts other 80 IQ mongrels. He is even terrible at games, so I don't know why anyone would give this imbecile any attention.

>>714527251
the eventual fate of all porn addicts
you must save yourselves

>>714529741
Thesaurus? I pontificated all of that then digitally transcribed it using my own thoughts. Mayhaps you should illuminate your own vocabulary sometime.

>globohomo coping wageslave sim
>women with superpowers
>AI chosen AIsraeliPAC president CEO
>pretend to win

>>714529414
>He's literally one of us.
He literally isn't, which is why he is always destroyed on /v/, whenever he posts his shit here.

He is part of a tranny loving gooner subculture, and they shit on anything and everything that they can't fap to.

>this grifting degenerate alcoholic doomer chud faggot keeps making videos!!!!!
>lets behave as redditors and mass report him because i dont like him!!!!!!!
>you better also watch this webm of a guy deep-throating a dildo!!! ill spam it twenty times itt if i have to YOU NEED TO SEE IT!!!!
jfc I don't even like this guy, but he really mindbroke you obsessed retards.

>>714529974
>they can't fap to
he hates goonerbait like stellar blade

>>714527251
>loves degenerated nigger games like BG3.
/V/ shills that millineal woke slope to this day

>>714529974
why is this screenshot something you could even potentially experience in a video game

>all these seething trannies asstroturfing this hard.
thanks gookmoot for taking out the IP counter btw

>>714528779
No that's gmanlives

>>714519947 (OP)
I am very far right, and synthetic man is a whiny faggot.

>>714530030
>alogs are somehow worse than the cow itself
Sad. Many such cases

>>714528990
>redflag
Don't you have a latte to sip while your getting your nails done or something?

>>714530041
>he hates stellar blade
Does Stellar Blade have trannies and faggots in it? No?

I rest my case.

>>714530232
>I am very far right
Sigh no your not kid you just hate the majority because your were bullied in highschool we've been over this...

/v/ normally
>I HATE WOMEN, FAGS, NIGGERS, JEWS RUINING MY VIDYA
/v/ in syntheticman threads
>KEK ALL HE DOES HIS COMPLAIN ABOUT WOKESHIT WHAT A LOSER

what gives?

btfo

>>714530391
well if you'd read the thread you might have realised the hypocrisy and selective vision was the point of contention

>>714530391
trannies astroturfing that like movie games and penis

>>714530041
>he hates stellar blade
lmao that degenerate hates literally everything.

Stellar Blade is also barely a gooner game. Eve is just very pretty and wears short skirts and bikinis.

>>714530232
>>714530348
Now kiss, you two lovebirds!

Frogsquires WW@

what would Kojima reply to this?

>>714520975
he even talked to his own father about it.. is that level of shameless considered based?

>>714530271
>spreading ass cheeks for anal
Jesus Christ. lmao

Now I understand why Synthetic Man loves this anti-nihilistic game so much.

>>714526626
>Oy vey.
>*the sound of two nickels rubbing together*

>>714519947 (OP)
This video is like a /v/ post lmao
Entertaining rant at the end there

>>714530561
Do frog women have good porn? I'll become a frog defender if I can fuck me some big-titted frog skanks

>>714530549
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>714519947 (OP)
Kirsche left his balding incel ass on read and now he's going back to the anti woke grift.

>analysis
>gives the most superficial takes

>>714530731
Funny coming from #1 or #2 gayest loser (depends on which one of you is topping) ITT

>>714530741
How many women have you actually talked to biological women I mean?

Snoys absolutely seething

During the development of DS2 Kojima smoked his crack pipe more than 10 times.

A movie he can't do that. A video game and with faggy actors from hollywood? he can do that frfr

>>714520975
>im into anthro adjacent things
no no NO

>>714530595
He's not based, he is just a severely damaged and angry individual desperately yelling for love a guidance, as he can't get love or guidance, he instead blames everyone for his misery: he hates God, he hates rightoids, leftoids, faggots, trannies, yet he likes futa, he is a mess of a person, he is one youtube ban away from starting a mass shooting

>>714525031
Reminder that you are a fagget

>>714519947 (OP)
Hello frens, did you miss me and the Synthetic Nigger goon cave posting? :)))

>>714530741
>dumped by the one vtuber that has more than 40IQ
gotem

>>714519947 (OP)
>off-topic Synthetic Nigger thread
Yes, I shall post Synthetic Degenerate content here. :)))

>>714530901
He just had to tone down the racism a notch to avoid a perma ban

>>714530976
>>714531095
This isn’t real, and you’re gay for having this saved

>>714531118
Is not even that, he's just angry, have you watched his VODs? he is unstable, one day he is angry at leftoids for being Satanic and shit and the other he is calling Christians retards for believing in an invisible man in the sky, one day he is calling trannies subhuman, the other he says he goons to futa.....dude is just angry

>>714530901
Yes, he is just a very disturbed individual and has no love in his life, just hate for anything and everything except for futa slop.

Hopefully he gets a Youtube ban and goes completely fucking bonkers.

>>714519947 (OP)
Hey! It's the guy throating black dildos!

>>714531386
I hope not, I hope he finds a woman who can fix him, he's 29 I think, he's still young

DS2 is a massive flop sales wise. I can see it coming to PC and then vanishing into the void.

DS1 had a decent attempt, but the second part is just pure garbage, spin it however you want.

>>714528990
I blame that faggot internet historian

>>714519947 (OP)
This whole video is basically a thread on /v/ about any new game. It's just heckin' woke: the video

>>714519947 (OP)
Hello frens. It is time to post more Synthetic Faggot content in this off-topic Synthetic Faggot thread. :)))))

>>714530030
I believe it is Synthetic Mam spamming because he is actually into it.

>>714519947 (OP)
This faggot couldn't analyze shit even if his life depended on it

>>714531471
If Chris Chan can find success, he’s really only one potential DM away from a mildly attractive girl hitting him up who doesn’t mind that he lives with his mom
I mean, there has to be some youtube money to leech off here
Unless he’s too black pilled for that to work

The cope in this thread is insane.

DS2 is blatantly woke. Kojima isn't even shy about making snide remarks about Trump. Just own up to the fact that you're a woke libtard lmao, don't try to pull this "hello fellow nazis" shit.

>>714531754
You sound mad

>>714531642
This can’t be real

I just watched this video and it might be the worst one he has ever put out like its extremely contradictory. Dude complains about how everyone (men) in society has turned into sexless wageslave coomer NEETs indulging in wage slave games that wastes hours of your time despite the fact he is already like that. He even insinuates games you spend 100 hours of your time to be wageslave tier which is laughable and he starts dipping into his youth in how he used to waste so much time playing videogames instead doing "respectable" shit. So his logic is
>any game you waste hours on despite seeking escapism, enjoyment or whatever = wagie
>Having a mediocre job = wagie
Which is funny as unless you're capable of running your own business you'll forever be a wagie to shekelberg no matter what your idea of a "respectable" profession is. You want power fantasies of being the guy who rescues the girl (yes he does say that) yet that would be categorized under escapism wage slop to you. Complains about stuck up women are especially in the online space yet brushed off the women who approached which he pointed out in his streams. Synthetic is just a blackpilled miserable fuck who is just as prone to the Klaus cotton swab spell just like the audience he's speaking towards and will never have the thought process to rectify his course in life. Guy was venting like a fucking women throughout that trash video and couldn't really take it so seriously lol.

>>714531816
tranny raid confirmed

>>714530030
Pretty sure these threads are coordinated by tranny discords

>>714531848
It's not.

>>714519947 (OP)
Don't mind me, Jannies. I'm just posting Synthetic Nigger content in a Synthetic Nigger thread. :D

>Nooo that is against the rules!
So are off-topic streamer shill threads like this one.

>>714531851
The only people that aren’t wasting time playing video games are streamers that literally make enough to not even have to work a 9 to 5 like everyone else
He’s somewhat right there

>>714531848
its not
guys name is dttherien

>>714531990
you're not even as annoying as the faggot who spams the e-celeb image and goes "VIDEO GAMES"
better step it up lad your gay porn of some random dude isn't going to convince anyone of anything

>>714531754
DS2 is the least woke game released this year. No faggotry, one nigger, cute girls, pro-life and anti-war messaging - just admit that you hate Japanese games, you stupid fuck.

>>714519947 (OP)
Fellow Kojimbo nutgarglers, OUR RESPONSE?!? ?!?!

>>714519947 (OP)
>It is time for more Synthetic Nigger goon cave posting!
Yes, anon. Yes it is. :)

>>714532147
It has Debra Wilson

>>714532147
>one nigger
not good enough desu, Relink did better than that and thus is a better game

>>714521323
>filtered by GRADIUS
kek come back when you can beat Thunder Force IV at least

>>714532002
It's normal, acceptable and encouraged to waste some amount of time. No one sane is productive during every waking moment. Just don't play so many vidcons that it detracts from other aspects of your life.

>>714532002
>Guy is in the same privileged position of having an army of patrons as his source of income
>Still acts like a depressive porn addicted faggot with no optimism in sight
Its funny how some streamers are even miserable doing that profession too lol.

>>714531990
>>714532224
isn't it weird how mods can delete the posts in an off-topic thread but not the actual thread itself?

>>714519947 (OP)
Why does anybody even watch this imbecile? His rating are always the same anyway: 10/10 for tranny and futa slop ("not woke") and 0/10 for anything else ("woke").

>>714520519
I didn't play it, what is the point of it's story? I'm asking genuinely.

>>714519947 (OP)
>post it again to humiliate Synthetic Futa Lover
Don't mind if I do. :D