It's kind of coincidental how like in most games pigs are evil

Chibi did nothing wrong
He was just trying to liven up a dogshit run

hilarious and original

I would *REALLY* prefer if you were quiet.

>>714529084 (OP)
Such as?

>>714529084 (OP)
What a stupid thing to say. What a stupid, stupid thing to say. I hate you, get off of this couch right now.

imagine being such a sex pest that you somehow get yourself kicked out of a polycule

>>714529146
He was an annoying sperg who wouldn't shut up and cracked lame jokes.

Chibi won.

>>714529669
what the fuck

chibi won, /v/ lost

>>714529760
many such cases

>>714529669
>>714529760
>>714529858
EVERY FUCKING THREAD THIS IMAGE IS POSTED AND EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU RETARDS HAVE TO BE TOLD HOW ITS FAKE AND A FACEAPP FILTER

>>714529767
Spergbros... we WON

>>714529669
does the actual guy just have no social media presence? I can't find shit aside from like 3 fake twitter profiles
I guess he really is /ourguy/

>>714529767
least gross wmaf couple

>>714529767
Being an extroverted sperg confers more unexpected benefits than being an introverted normie.

>>714530015
People who followed him before he got popular for all the wrong reasons still got to interact with him. He occasionally streamed and was still active on his twitter account (at least time I checked a few years ago) but turned his twitter account private (but kept people who followed him before on his list) and banned people who only came for the memes about him. Kinda feel bad for him because he clearly wanted to chill while streaming but all the retards spouting the same 2 memes every single time forced him to lowkey retire.

Caveman agreed with him you know

>>714529767
this

>>714529390
Zelda
Diddy Kong Racing
...Mother

>>714529084 (OP)
Wait. According to reddit, if you're a social outcast unattractive loser in the west you'll be a social outcast unattractive loser in Japan. What happened?

>>714530986
I BELIEVE THE MORNING SUN
(I have to close the video at that point, I can't take the cringe)

I mean...
I can always wear the pants ;)

>>714531652
I still have no idea wtf this means

>>714531193
>Wait. According to reddit, if you're a social outcast unattractive loser in the west you'll be a social outcast unattractive loser in Japan. What happened?
turns out even as a massive sperg you can get laid as long as youre outgoing and interact with people.

>>714531418
ALWAYS GONNA SHIIIIINE AGAAAAAAIN ANNNNNND

>>714531785
chibi has never gotten laid though

>>714529084 (OP)
You've made my work day so much better

post yfw
>I am accusing you of cheating

>>714531771
He might be using the expression of "wearing the pants in a relationship"? Meaning that if he's dating a man (a weak femboy or tranny perhaps), that he wouldn't mind being the one who "wears the pants" in the relationship i.e. has a job and income. It seems implausible that's what he means, but I literally have no other idea what he could have meant by this, and I welcome other anons' theories.

>>714529767
>>714531181
I'd prefer it if you made hapas

Open up your eyes
Then you realize
They want cancel culture!
“Lolcow” is a codeword for “cancelled!”
Say it once again
No one’s trying to ban
The Kiwi admins!
“Lolcow” is a codeword for “cancelled!”

>>714531185
Thanks for naming all the games with evil pigs in them

>tfw i can recite this whole video from memory

>>714533054
Great job guy I don't know

>>714529760
Admit it. You considered it for a few seconds.

>>714533054
my favorite part of the video is when they get to the part in Tomba where time freezes and the guy is really excited to talk about it but Chibi just starts doing jumping jacks

>>714532719
I love when autists make absolutely incomprehensible jokes

>>714533054
ackshually, he says "thank you for the list of evil pigs in video games".

you're welcome :)

>>714533906
Thanks guy I don't know

>>714529767
>>714531181
if he can get japanese girlfriend, then it's not hard for any of us to get one as well.

>>714531193
>Wait. According to reddit, if you're a social outcast unattractive loser in the west you'll be a social outcast unattractive loser in Japan. What happened?
>reddit
that's your answer, you listened to reddit

FAST PANTS

>>714534726
*deep voice*
I HAVE FAST PANTS

>>714534389
>if he can get japanese girlfriend, then it's not hard for any of us to get one as well.
Chibi is tall and A R Y A N, most /v/tards are squat 5'3 Mexicans.

>>714533338
I still am.

>>714531785
This
Also asians and their humor is so cringe western autist seem like comedic geniuses to them.

>>714535096
Tomba doesn't talk so he would never say that

>>714529084 (OP)
isn't chibi some kind of crypto millionaire now?

and i think the guy who was mean to him became trans

just goes to show life can always change for the better

>>714529767
he's actually quite handsome. he has good facial symmetry and nice skin

>>714535830
where do you even get this from
chibi is struggling to stay in japan, he wants to be a teacher there for some reason
caveman is just living a normal life

>>714529669
Wjy is this so common in the speed running community?

>>714536138
autism

>>714535830
>isn't chibi some kind of crypto millionaire now?
Literally never heard this before. The caveman trans thing gets debunked every thread, but this is new.

>>714529084 (OP)
>11 years ago

It's crazy how Chibi and Caveman are literally just this meme.

>>714532719
That is the joke, the reason it feels like such a such a stretch is because he's a retard autist and is just picking up on keywords and ignoring the fact the joke is a complete non sequitur
To us caveman types, hearing him say shit like this is insanely cringe

>>714536138
Probably weak immune system. That or some hybridization psyop involving aliens

>>714529669
Not bad, DESU.

The fact that he cheated is worse than anything else he has done.

>>714529084 (OP)
This whole situation wasn't really all that cringe to be honest.

>>714542904
One of them is a tranny and other was accused of cheating in a speedrun so I guess when you mixed bad ingredients you get a bad cake (the opposite of Sanji's cake)

>>714531181
Did he move to Japan to try and solve their low birthrates?

>>714531181

>>714529084 (OP)
I LIKE THAT JUMP

>>714536051
>chibi is struggling to stay in japan, he wants to be a teacher there for some reason
Oh man, his crash out when he discovers the truth about the English teaching industry over there will be glorious

>>714529662
i don't think that warrants trying to ruin his life for a decade

>>714536218
It’s almost definitely a lie. These threads are misinformation campaigns designed to make Chibi not look like a fucking idiot. I have no idea who insists on perpetuating them, but it’s something they must really enjoy doing because every one of these threads is the exact same shit.

>>714547750
Chibi ruined his own life

IIRC caveman (the runner) is not and never trooned out. He showed up last year in ESA or GDQ 2024 and was very much him but 10 years older.

>>714529669
no.... no.... its fucking over....

>>714529084 (OP)
isn't chibi a tranny loving tard who treats his friends like shit

>>714529669
Holy fuck that's real

If some lanky fucking dorkoid tried to tell me to shut up when I was being legit hilarious and lively on live camera, I would just break down sobbing and start punching as hard as I could. My meltdown would become legendary. I would not just awkwardly try to turn my back on history like this geek faggot did.

>714529669

>>714549989
Surprised this hasn't happened at any marathon 2bh.

>>714550103
Based beyond belief

What was their endgame?

>>714531193
A person who believes that thinks they are smarter than Einstein, but they are too dumb to realize that. Not that thinking that is necessarily wrong, but it's an arrogant and self-indulgent belief nonetheless.

>>714550362
just hang out with their bro caveman and chime in sometimes
then the chibster threw a monkey wrench into their plan

>>714534389
That's the person who hosted his accommodation when he visited. Not his girlfriend

>MY NAME IS TOMBA THE MIGHTY

>>714550858
Don't waste Frazetta art on this shitty thread

>>714529146
Chibi did everything wrong. He planted himself center stage because it was his birthday and remained on the couch for multiple runs adding his shitty commentary until politeness ran out and someone finally told him to stfu

>>714529146
>dogshit run
the run was at like 4am and caveman was trying to make it a comfy late-night run. chibi came in trying to make it his own thing to showcase his personality

>>714530286
I'll let you in a secret
people who think the situation is on the hoodie guy are spergs and the speedrunner was sperging out. He realizes it himself and tries to defuse the situation.

>>714550858
he doesn't talk and he wouldn't say that

>>714529669

Gotta love Chibi always going to these threads pretending it's totally not him posting positive shit about him and claiming Caveman became a tranny.

>>714529084 (OP)
>the character designs for this game kinda remind me of Monkey Island
>... alright
He should have realized there that the dude just didn't want to talk to him at all.

>>714536397
>32 in a few months

>>714554230
That's not how autism works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEJ_9eCFkbo

>>714555408
I love how fucking perfectly timed that song was in the "I would really prefer" moment, it literally started to play after Caveman said the line and Chibi lost all of his energy

>>714535830
>>and i think the guy who was mean to him became trans
No shot that's. true lol

>>714536138
>eat shitty, so.y rich foods
>hours long sitting on ass instead of working out or doing literally anything physically challenging.
>autism required to give enough of a shit about a game to play it fast

>>714533535
I always got this one because it follows along from the first sentence. In a completely retarded way, but it has a logic to it. Cavemen = dumb, so in the stone age, you'd have to tell 'em twice!

>>714533051
Thank God I'm not a streamer and/or influencer who attracts a crowd like Wings of Redemption's "trolls"

>>714536138
>>714549085
>>714549729
>>714552220
>1 tweet
>account made in 2021
ishygd fall for this shit.

>>714547872
Some people may be doing it just to troll people which wouldn't be a surprise

He already detransitioned, don't worry guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXuSu782Fvg&t=23s

>>714556886
chibis discord orbiters post it every thread trying to convince people otherwise

>>714557241
It's a regular of the chibi kiwifarms thread. He tried pretending that he was the real caveman at first, null slapped him and told him to knock it off. So instead, he started a weird crusade to convince people that caveman was a troon.

>>714547872
It's just a form of trolling/shitposting to try and make anons feel worse about themselves.
>"Hey guys, despite being a massive sperg Chibi moved to Japan and got a Japanese girlfriend and is actually a millionaire while you have nothing so you should just kill yourself!"
Is the logic. But 10 seconds of research will show that Chibi is still in the US working his same old job selling phones and posting cringe shit. Just like with the caveman being a tranny thing, I'm pretty sure most people know it's bullshit but run with the joke because it's "funny".

>>714557241
yes those are the retarded faggots who are posting it here

>>714559418
>”funny”
I’m sure we can all agree that this “joke” is as stale as Chibi’s “jokes”. I’m not even convinced that the people who insist on making these threads actually think it’s funny.

>>714529669
>lesbian AF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>damn could you shut up you annoying ass faggot

>>714529662
Nah that's just the zoomed eceleb video you watched that took every interaction out of context of amultiole hour run and framed it like it was constant, cattle bring behavior

>>714557186
God damn he got fat

>>714559418
>working his same old job selling phones
Does he work in a carrier store like AT&T or Verizon store? If so I hate his fucking guts because those faggots always made our lives hard when I was working advanced tech support for AT&T by feeding customers bullshit tech support information in order to get them to blow hundreds and hundreds of dollars on a new phone with a bullshit plan

>>714531193
Asian pussy will gravitate towards whites because they assume you're a rich tourist, as long as you're not literally an ugly bastard from an NTR doujin they'll come crawling once you throw enough money around

>>714558037
How the fuck does KF keep making these obsessed weirdos?

Everyone talks about the GDQ moment but no one ever talked about he threw his actual best friend under the bus for literally no reason until someone made a video essay about it, like he just destroyed their friendship for zero reason

>>714561258
>how the fuck does the website filled with people who obsessively stalk lolcows and document every single thing they do keep attracting obsessive weirdos

>>714529146
I love him. I wish I were him. He's unshakable.

>>714558628
Hell yeah.

>>714558628
Yummy.

>>714563792
I believe you.

>>714565734
Caveman is literally me

that guy who was playing was a faggot

>>714530778
>feel bad for internet man
simp

>>714529767
>doesn't post the video of when he got to Japan

I still don't get why /v/tards consider this their Citizen Kane moment.
It was an autistic fat guy being awkwardly told off by an autistic thin guy. Nothing more.

I would feel bad for Chibi, but he turned out to be a fucking pedophilic psychopath who leeched off of his "best friend" and threw him under the bus later when the guy decided to distance himself in the wake of the pedo shit being exposed.

>>714529084 (OP)
In my game, you play as one

>>714566837
Do it.

>>714531193
She's just a friend.

>>714566978
I absolutely love it.
What other moments would you consider candidates?

>>714565734
TF you go to a gaming event and it turns out it's just a bunch of socially awkward extroverts dying to unleash their energy

>>714561521
but enough about bluesky

Silence fool. Nobody invited you to sit on this couch. If you don't stfu I'm gonna smack you.

>>714535560
https://files.catbox.moe/h436ds.webm

Reminder that chibi has a bigger dick than you

>>714561272
That was just sad and not fun to talk about.

>>714568782
>neckbeard in the hat trying not to laugh
this will always be funny

>>714561272
Chibi or caveman?

>>714568782
and a ...great run..ner...

Chibi, had a best friend who basically did everything for him during his lowest moment and Chibi repays him by calling him a predator while live on stream for literally no reason

>>714573081
Meant for
>>714570615

>>714565734
caveman looks like he's in Carcosa now

>>714566837
>>714567179
https://youtu.be/_cRJMc1-5fE?si=-i0YkCKGVqTW5_5R

yes bitch xD for a certainty and also of course...enoguh about

>>714566978
It’s just funny, don’t overthink it.