Thread 714532970

Its Saturday and that means its time TO BE AN AMERICAN in TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club

>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders


>For Sunday Night, we are going to play Day of Defeat (source)


want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

GET THE FUCK IN FOR AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY BASH

>>714532970 (OP)
>>For Sunday Night, we are going to play Day of Defeat (source)
cant wait to get teamkilled for four hours

GOD DAMNIT ITS FRIDAY SHIT IM SO STUPID

Who am I rapin today?

>>714533120
England, Canada, and Mexico

>>714533196
okay now record yourself fucking your rouge daki

gawd bless the us-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>714533404
I bet you would like to see something like that
queer

>>714533709
yes, now go on

I am HERE and READY to SERVE o7

>>714533790
where's the check

dont hold fireworks when you light them throw them please

Any anons in Boston wanna go out and watch the fireworks?

>>714533908
check under your foreskin

>>714533120
me

TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
>Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
>Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
>No jew cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
>A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
>even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
>has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
>Versus still makes faggots and shitters seethe to this day

>>714534498
Team Fortress 2 isn't dead, it's not time to "move on" to L4D2.
>Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from, even has an SDK allowing users to create full-on mods of the game
>Skillful bot players picking up the slack when your team needs it the most, also encourages the opposing team to play better
>Has hundreds of different cosmetics, easily letting you customize each class to your liking
>Has a well optimized game engine, ensuring the best framerate possible on any configuration
>Even if you get bored of playing the same stock maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
>Has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
>Maxplayer count raised to 100 as of the July 25th, 2023 patch
>64-bit support added as of the April 18th, 2024 patch, improving performance and stability considerably
>Still makes faggots and shitters like (You) seethe to this day

>>714532970 (OP)
>server dead 20 minutes in with 0 players
It's over.

>>714534498
For once this is true

>>714534567
>>server dead 20 minutes in with 0 players
29 Real Americans on koth_baleofhay

im still training horses gimme another hour and then ill get on

>>714534567
nah get in

>>714534732
>oguri cheat
you didn't beat the game.

>>714534774
>being this late
kwab

>>714532970 (OP)
>Sunday isn't EFT
I cant STAND whoever the fuckin host is

>>714534732
nigga how this game blowin up so much why the fuck everyone playin it

>>714534920
honse

>>714534920
horsey

>>714534819
>this mexican isnt celebrating today

34 WARRIORS celebrating 4th of july EARLY.

>>714534920
i guess it has a steam version and seeing girls run is additing

>>714534732
>cute horse girl training game with some strategy behind the racing
>but it's a gacha rogueli*e
a perfect setting absolutely ruined

KARAOKE NOW GET THAT FUCK IN

33 PATRIOTS ON KOTH_DRYFIELD

STOP

I miss the Finland Fuckhouse

>the susie giantess fetish saysounds
yep, that's a snd_restart hitting my command console

a tranny in a us flag bikini ToT, im levy btw

>Balloon Fight™
>BUBBLE BOBBLE
>Castlevania™
>Castlevania II: Simon's Quest™
>Donkey Kong™
>Donkey Kong Jr.™
>DOUBLE DRAGON II: THE REVENGE
>Dr. Mario™
>Excitebike™
>FINAL FANTASY®
>Galaga™
>GHOSTS'N GOBLINS®
>GRADIUS™
>Kid Icarus™
>Kirby's Adventure™
>Mario Bros.™
>MEGA MAN 2™
>Metroid™
>MEGA MAN™
>NINJA GAIDEN
>PAC-MAN™
>Punch-Out!!™ Featuring Mr. Dream
>StarTropics™
>SUPER C™
>Super Mario Bros.™
>Super Mario Bros.™ 2
>Super Mario Bros.™ 3
>TECMO BOWL
>The Legend of Zelda™
>Zelda II: The Adventure of Link™

>>714536897
who are you so I can rape you in game

>>714536897
along with ssj3, avemaria, and chirpy

>>714537048
but that’s part of the fun, does your autism make you sensitive to sound?

38 Hero's PLAYING tf2 TONIGHT GET IN RIGHT NOW STOP REPLYING TO BAIT

Live tonight only: non-white non-americans singing all american songs

>>714538060
I'm jacking off to the thought of that just imagine all those brown twinks dancing and shaking their tight little asses to entertain my american bwc.

how do i get unbanned from the discord?

>>714538561
we use whatsapp

>>714538627
we stopped using whatsapp after chugmonkey got arrested for CP

>>714538561
send pictures of your boypussy to Dudemanius

>>714536897
what does that do

>>714538709
>he got /v/anned
ohnonono

>>714537048
Anyone know what the ave maria is from?

>>714539317
lurk moar

>>714538774
snd_restart = sound restart. it makes all the sound in the game restart which will stop any saysounds that are playing, very helpful when unfunny faggots spam saysounds that last too long. I bet plenty of people here have an snd_restart bind but won't admit it because it's against le van culture to not suffer through autistic movie-length saysounds

real niggas blank out the annoying saysounds with audacity

>>714539317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2T7Yiykyyg

>>714539469
does that stop the faggots micspamming that are unmutable?

>>714539585
i forgot to sign my post, im a homosexual poz load slut

>>714540003
meant for >>714540003

>>714540098
I touch myself at night to ladyboys like cupramen

IF YOU'RE FROM A EUROPEAN COUNTRY, I FUCKING HATE YOU
NO IFS OR ANBDS ABOUT IT

Go work your cringe 9-5
>working on the weekends
I'll be singing with the bros on /v/an

>>714539585
snowshoe coded post

>>714539978
if you wanna mute micspammers type voice_enable 0 in console. make sure you don't have anyone muted through the ingame mute menu because there's a command that lets people see who has muted them that way (they can't tell if you've muted them with voice_enable 0). by the way if you want to stop saysounds completely you can just type /sounds in chat. theres also another command that I forget how it's spelled, I think its /sound_throttle and it will let saysounds play but prevent them from being spammed on your end

>>714540140
this but bustyboys, what's my name?

>>714536897
Who the fuck is susie?

>>714540673
>they can't tell if you've muted them with voice_enable 0
does he know?
>>714540723
>this but bustyboys, what's my name?
nargacat

brainlette /v/an peons have a sound restart bind
pussyfaggot non confrontational queers mute the sounds in audacity
TRVE WARRIORS of the /v/an just spam over a saysound they don’t like with another equally long one

>>714540673
We actually can tell when you have voice_enable set to 0

>>714540673
if you type /sounds everyone will assume you are a tranny and levy will pick your toes at night

>>714540818
>TRVE WARRIORS of the /v/an just spam over a saysound they don’t like with another
sotrue
>>714540904
lol obese

>>714540723
overmunch

>>714541054
the realest niggas know that the most powerful saysound that cancels out all others is boogie2988

>>714540723
Karby, aka KWABY

replacing annoying sounds like cartman, ssj, anything arti uses with silent files > everything else

meanwhile I got my game audio off and have hitler drift on repeat

>>714541362
you are WEAK. uncletopia has some open slots for you

>>714541362
im gay btw

>>714541440
>>714541443
hi arti

>>714541362
I'm jx's girlfriend btw

>>714541483
lol obese

>>714541362
sorry I forgot my trip

oh yeah also even if it is party /v/an culture, if your music taste is shit you deserve to get muted

GOD BLESS
GOD BLESS
GOD BLESS
GOD BLESS

Hey I'm new does this levy guy really fuck trannies

>>714541776
what is some good music taste

>>714541931
no i just rim trans women, fuck trannies

26 players getting filtered from mcodnalds and marebowl and baiting in the thread

>>714541931
yea

i thought niggas got de-modded what the fuck

>>714541985
Im nick nack the fag tac btw forgot to add that to my post

>>714541776
jimcarey

>>714541969
music i like

the least funniest bit this year was namefagging
t. never got named once :(

“Levy the mighty! Levy the unerring! Levy the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Levy StormGAWD, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Warriors of the Van, for I love you.”
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Levy cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the party /v/an! The future of 4chan! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth!”

>>714542194
Anonymous...

goddam I ate so much and can barely move not sure if I should hop on

>>714542194
levy aka https://steamcommunity.com/id/WakeUpDpYourMom aka tranny lover aka crimsonnuke aka hottwink2001…

>>714542514
fat fucks are fraggin in the server right now

>>714542514
we're struggling player-wise get on and serve your country nigga

>>714542514
eat more

WE

UR DA BEST

>>714543046
THE PONIES ARE COMING

28 party goers eating up the silo doors dooming us all in this map

>>714542631
maybe if you didn’t fucking put it on McDonald’s and enable friendly fire we wouldn’t be here
but retarded jokes are more important than keeping player count high

>another map admins intentionally fuck up
epic

>>714543404
>he stopped the kemoshota rp sesh to post this
no pregnancy rp tonight

>>714543404
you forgot to take off your namestealing joke obese faggot get the fuck back in im not done with you yet

the pleasure of cumming inside snowshoe's ovulating boycunny

>w-why is the server so dead b-bwos all i wanted was to fucky wucky awound wiff mai adman coomands & diswupt gamepway uwu if peopel dun wike et dey fiwtured owo
Fags. The lot of you

>>714543749
i was molested by my imaginary friend btw forgot to add that to my post

>>714543749
server quality took a massive shit when Levy lost his GAWDmin powers

>another week of niggershoes trying to be liked by a minimum of 3 people and killing the server
sameasiteverwas

>he got filtered today
kwab

another map gaped by gay nigger admins

sex with krizem's cunny ToT

remember to THANK blueponcho for the quality of the server tonight
*claps claps*
GODBLESS

>>714544048
that nigger wasn’t even on tonight

>>714543963
brutally raping arti as cup ramen holds him down

yaaawn ill go jack off to my tranny gf erping if the server does down, levy btw

sex with vince mcmahon and his 14 underage wives

i thought tonight was gonna be full of rape but so far it's only been admin meltdowns and boring shit

>>714544798
start singing nigga

I have to shit really bad

>>714544798
BUT there was rape, don't you see it in the thread right now
>mutefags / namefags baiting in the thread and no one biting
raped
>McDonald haters (Murica's greatest enemy) getting filtered out
raped
>Eli's getting owned by fence walls and opening up the borders with the spawn doors
raped
>Europeans running in droves and Muttoids blasting their vocal cords open
raped and ENTER
I'm busy eating my texmex food brb im watching some kinoplex in the meantime

>>714545427
but they did bite the bait

>>714545473
falsefagging your own posts is not biting

>>714545378
do it in my mouth

>>714545585
kek classic overmunch

now you're trying too hard

>>714545506
its okay to admit defeat little nigga no shame in it

>>714545723
I'm gay btw

reminder that your posts are being logged in by a discordfag DO NOT POST ANY INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE ABOUT BEING a fag IN THE SERVER

>>714545752
We know

overmunch meltdown

jx's cunny in my tummy ToT

>>714545907
tell that faggot to compile all the images of rouge that were ever posted in the /v/an threads

>>714546148
onitboss

nigger fetch my goomba stomp

>>714546320
bakugo was about to fix it until he had a meltdown
jx is not going to fix goomba stomp because hes lazy

nigger fetch me my tranny erp

>>714546403
>bakugo

>>714546403
>>714546320
the github trannys who broke tf2 with the last three updates did something retarded that causes it to crash the server, we are working hard (not working at all) to get it back up and running

>>714546448
great now i need to jerk off thanks alot fag

>>714532970 (OP)
>Its Saturday
Just have poncho stand down this is embarrassing

SENDIN OUT AN AR TEE VEE

>>714546647
don't leave me out

>>714547035
BIGGER

I kneel before the fagmin’s vision… anyone who got filtered by mdonalds won’t be in to witness this KINO

LEVY IS DEEPTHROATHING TWO TRANNIES AND SHOTGUNNING A BUD LIGHT GET IN

ok nvm server is revived, carry on

>>714547943
O SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>714547943
I'm Nick btw and I got owned by Munch

>>714547943
The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
CHADREN THE GRAY
APEXPREDATORvy the MASCULINE
GRIPvy the CRUSHING
INSURMOUNTABLEvy the UNSURPASSABLE
INDOMITABLEvy the UNYIELDING
AESTHETICvy the BEAUTIFUL
SWOLEvy the RIPPED
TANKvy the RESOLUTE
PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGvy the INTIMIDATING
GLAREvy the DOMINEERING
JUGGERNAUGHTvy the UNSTOPPABLE
DISCIPLINEDvy the ENLIGHTENED
ZENvy the SPIRITUAL
POTENTrvy the VIRILE
ALMIGHTYvy the INVINCIBLE
VALORvy the DAUNTLESS
IMPERIOUSvy the DOMINATOR
INVICTUSvy the ETERNAL
MAELSTROMvy the TITANIC
QUAKEvy the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
COLOSSUSvy the LEVIATHAN
BEHEMOTHvy the MASTODONIC
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DEITvy the CHRIST
CRIMSONvy the LEGEND
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ENTER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEVY

>>714548198
forgot to add "lover of trannies"

anyone else wanted to eat the sunshine paint as a kid lol

>>714548795
yeah haha imagine swallowing gallons of the sunshine paint until you're big and round haha just as a joke

>>714548414
you sure you don't mean bad hombre ? his ex (male) is playing on the server

>>714548856
imagine making susie from deltarune eat all of the paint, it’d be horrific if she turned into some kind of giant monster because of it haha

>>714548856
>>714547279
unf

>>714548795
>as a kid
I still do, it looks like ice cream

perfect time for sharty

>>714549119
I like being a bottom in erp btw

GOTTA GET THAT
GOTTA GET THAT

>>714549243
you will never be me, levy

>>714549043
need that to be me RN

type !sounds in chat, dumb canadian nigger

>>714549576
lewd
same

I've got pizza and I am ready to GAME

>fags crying earlier about the server dying
>it was just some bros celebrating early and coming back in to pregame harder in the server
ORZ 40 PATRIOTS SLURPING ON SOME LEAN GET IN

>>714551003
salute to all of the brave WARRIORS who kept the server alive

True patriots paint snowshoe's insides with their patriotic cum.

>>714551151
fuck no, I vote kick that nigger on sight and you should too. same with bakugo

>>714532970 (OP)
Question: Will we ever get an option to disable custom models for other players? It becomes very difficult to figure out WTF is going on at any time. Like when 5 people are mic spamming all at once but for the eyes. Please?

>>714551281
Their crimes?

I rocket jumped out of the map. all I see is blackness

>>714550569
based

>>714551806
being fagmins, one formerly and one current

this is comebackable

>>714532970 (OP)
I got banned from a server (not this one) for aimbotting. I obviously wasn't, but the server wasn't big enough to appeal.
I just wanted to know if it's possible to be falsely-hit for this as the one who banned me was the automatic console for detecting aimbot on my mad milk.

>>714551918
jesse what the fuck are you talking about

YEAH BUDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>714551918
Flemmeth?

my fucking sides
this is why i play team fortress 2
MODS = GODS

>>714551978
In the flesh

I am out watching fireworks with the family what I'm I missing bros

>>714552159
gimme the qrd, I went to get food

HOLY FUCKING SOVL

thank you to whoever keeps posting ponut. I appreciate it

>>714552159
>MODS = GODS
since when

dustbowl is better than having sex and friends

>>714552503
nigga you don't know what either of those feel like

>rageswitch the map
tanyalol

>>714552545
LOL OWNED >>714552503

>>714552545
yeah and dustbowl is still better than both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qErzQTe2qaY
make this a saysound plz

>fagmins having a competition to see who's the most unfunny
grim

>>714552429
you're welcum sugar

>>714552867
I love getting raped by the admins btw

cp_niggers_v1488 is better than having sex and friends

>>714552867
obese

this server feels like it could use some !nominate tf2_party right now

>>714552962
The fagmins? Yes

cp_niggers_v1488 is better than having sex with a tranny

>>714553097
levy would never say this btw

I haven't taken a shit the whole day.

>>714553546
Damn...

>>714553546
dm me https://steamcommunity.com/id/nepetaArmpit

I GOTTA FEELING

GET THE FUCK IN

>AFKparty
nah im out

>GODparty
yup staying in

PARTY PARTY PARTY

>goonparty
yeah im in

>KINOparty
inviting all my friends

cp_dustbowl_winter Is better than having friends and sex

>gayraoke is over
>party is on
hell yeah

take note of all the 0 scores this match and all the niggas afk in spawn

>>714554554
HOPE THE DOOR HITS YOUR ON THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT REGGIN

SHARTY IS BETTER THAN LIFE ITSELF

>>714554776
holy ESL

>>714554907
ESL or drunk on Americuh's birth 250 years ago??? You choose!!!

99 PLAYERS ON TF2PARTY

drunk niggas were never funny

>>714554998
truth

>tf2sharty
and with that the server is done
gn

>>714554998
I got btfo tonight btw

pyromains be like

>>714555279
my name is levy if that matters

cyberpunk should be banned from being nominated unless there are less than 20 players online

>>714555398
shit I meant snowshoe I keep mispelling it

>>714555420
this

My name is Edwin and I built the mimic

DRANK

>>714555420
Nah

>>714555420
mb j was phone posting and it auto corrected to cyberpunk. what i meant to say was tf2sharty

being drunk =/= personality

>>714555881
fact

>>714555881
>>714555910
I was molested by the entire football team btw

>>714555881
i was molested btw

>>714555881
absolutely mind raped by warrior

I am the /v/an’s most hated personality, who am I?

molested =/= personality

>>714556129
bearfucker

>>714556129
Steve jobs

>>714556430
who the hell is Steve Jobs

just leaving this here

RIP BAM
HH

>more trash
yeah i sleep

>>714556869
dont lie nigga

niggas cant help themselves but want to kill the /v/an

>>714557227
lemme help myself with yo booty nigga

>>714557340
levy right there nigga, shoo

>>714557372
that nigga loose cmere

what's with all the shit late hour maps showing up already

>shit maps
>40+ warriors on tonight

>20 players voting for sharty
>implying most players dont have shit taste

>>714557639
keep twerking on my dick nigga i know you like it

>>714557672
i only top nigga keep steppin

>>714557705
this poster is NOT levy

should i fap

>>714557798
to what

i wanna be a hulkamaniac

gyatt

stop fapping little nigga and get on its wwIII

This was a fun van tonight.

How do you fly these fucking jets

>>714558448
.....ON OPPOSITE DAY!!!!11111

>>714558448
i was not molested btw

>>714558448
This desu

>>714558448
>was
it's still going

>>714558448
last map was fun af

>>714558464
hundreds of hours of bf3

>>714557897
>>714558048
more pls

>>714559326
keep pumping that little pecker for me :3

nigga had to make it gay ass fuck

>>714559441
keep posting

>>714559254
bf4 is on sale right now nigga, get on

>>714559718
how does it run on eck

sounds good to me

>>714559441
>maga hat
whyd you spend the time to make even gayer bro

>>714559925
>make even
DONE.

>>714560028
aww he loves her eyeball

i ain't done with you bitch get back in here

>>714561572
>not all the way cubed
sigh and i was bricked up too

>>714561048
>>714561572
KEEP POSTING NIGGA

>>714561714
thats my minecraft sextoy you're talking to

>>714562128
well she need to be cubed square!
>>714562175
yessir rectangles

and just like that, im geting sleepy

>>714564072
keep bouncing on it

>>714564186
thats more like it

curse your animated sprays. too distracting mid push

>>714564249
>>714564316
you in the usual thread?

>>714564406
/dft/ on /trash/?

nice thread

>>714564946
shut up before the jannies catch on

KEEP STROKIN NIGGA

ghostfap

its like someone else is jacking me off!

can't believe i found the thread

i lost 3 times in a row
i don't think i can move anymore

im spent and i didnt even whip out my ding a lang tonight

>>714565582
rookie numbers keep at it

u can stop now

>>714565898
>>714565985
you can keep going now

how many are posting and pumping???

0

>>714566306
bridget's expanding breasts ough

>>714565861
this is with advanced tools that are orders of magnitude more intense
you underestimate me

well alright guess im gone

>>714566405
nah keep at it im almost done

who said you can go bitch I ain't done yet

>>714566402
ok then contribute bitch
>>714566485
keep contributin bitch

feisty anons tonight

>>714566530
wutchu gonna do about it

>>714566554
too may words
not reading
keep bumping and pumping cuz im playing tf2

i'd rather we head to the other thread but w/e

mvm tomorrow
> i'd rather we head to the other thread but w/e
scared of getting banned? from who. anyways im done, happy 4th or whatever im actually tired as fuck lol zzz

>>714566947
nah just wanna upload the full blown shit
anyway later bitch

>>714566758
more of this

okay somebody bury this

splurt splurt clean it up blueponcho

mcnutt

bump