Thread 714544306

so this is the latest cope then?

>>714544306 (OP)
>most third-party docks
>most
So PowerA and Hori will probably be allowed since they make officially licensed stuff, but the sweatshop slop with brand names like "XUJEMAKO" that floods Amazon will probably not be compatible? What's the issue here, again?

>>714544520
Nintendo baaaaaaaaad

>>714544306 (OP)
>improved graphics capabilities

Article written by someone that doesn't know how game development works. Stronger hardware is for devs to save money it doesn't offer better visuals. The switch 2 could not exist and nothing would change outside of people not needing to rebuy their device to continue playing new games. Fucking worthless shill piece acting like the switch 2 has anything going for it.

>>714544629
god damn you are mad

>>714544306 (OP)
I never heard of anyone buying a third-party dock. Controllers and the like, sure, but not docks.

>>714544696
of course chang is mad that his clone slop won't work

Isn't that literally against the law in the EU?

>no games
>horrible fucking screen with horrible ghosting and input delay
>way too big
>over priced
>can arbitrarily prevent you from playing any games you own because they think you did something they arbitrarily decided you arent allowed to do
>normies still eat up this slop
look im not saying normies are cattle, but god damn do they not have standards. i think il just stick to my switch 1 and eventually move to a steam deck oled when it gets a hardware revision. Wait no thats not going to work because fucking monolith are owned by fucking nintendo. God dammit. exclusives shouldnt be legal desu.

>>714544775
I mean, Nintendo's security measures are literally destroying the jobs of thousands of Chinese. Of course he is mad because he will be unemployed soon.

3 games at best.

>>714544854
he should worry more about if his apartment building will collapse with him in it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zNlwf3ysxwg

>>714544843
>this much of seething

>>714544520
>What's the issue here, again?
The "dock" is literally just USB-C to HDMI video output. Restricting that to only le official ""docks"" is such a retarded idea it's hilarious.

Sony consoles constantly spam the screen when you're using ANY unofficial controller, I don't want to hear it.

>>714544843
I bought a Switch 2 and I'm playing it via a capture card on my PC right now and it looks great. Mad?

>>714544989
why?

>>714544976
why would i seethe? monolith hasnt put anything on the switch 2 just yet, theres nothing to fucking play that i cant play on my switch 1
>>714545031
thats what i already do with my switch 1, why would i be mad? there is literally no benefit to a switch 2 right now.

>>714544306 (OP)
EU went after apple for less and already hate nintendo

>>714545112
switch games run better on the switch 2. that's a massive benefit.

>>714544520
If PowerA and Hori don’t make any we have issues, there’s nothing wrong with them blocking out garbage Chinese brands IMO.

Nintendo is learning from all of the mistakes made during the first switch, they had docks that killed hundreds of switches (Nyko) and that puts a lot of strain on their repair services.

>>714544843
>call others cattle
>proceeds to copy the same misinformation over and over again that he believes because he's a total intellectual who thinks for himself and not one of those mindless cattle that just consume what they're told

>>714544765
All versions of switch 2 are bundled with a dock. No reason to buy a third party

>>714544989
>The "dock" is literally just USB-C to HDMI video output.
It's not. It also overclocks the machine beyond what its internal fan can cool, and requires a secondary cooling fan in the dock to prevent the internals from overheating.

>>714545190
name 1 game worth playing that actually has enough of a benefit to justify a purchase of a new console
>>714545207
>misinformation
anon i hate to tell you this but the screens specs are objective facts. cope seethe and dilate. you have buyers remorse and dont want to deal with the fact you bought a shitty overpriced console that has no games that arent just ports from the switch 1.

>>714545342
still seething that people called out the "test" as bullshit because he had to tamper with it, huh?

>>714545190
switch games also run better on the Steam Deck and any PC

>>714545342
>you have buyers remorse and dont want to deal with the fact you bought a shitty overpriced console that has no games that arent just ports from the switch 1
Separate guy here, I bought a Switch 2 in order to beat the holiday craze for it that will be happening in a few months and launching its sales figures into the stratosphere, knowing that I want to play Legends Z-A and Prime 4 on it already. Why be so pissed that people spent the money ahead of time instead of when everyone is making a mad rush for the console?

>>714545342
>1 game
It's a library retard

>>714545342
BoTW
Now you say "d-doesn't count."

>>714545339
>overclocks
No, The handheld mode downlocks you apologist

>>714545447
>egends Z-A and Prime 4 on it already
those games arent on it yet so my statement stands. no games no reason to buy.
>>714545454
a library of games that literally look worse because of pixel density than if you just play them on switch 1 you literal moutbreathing moron. do you think that 720p and 1080p are interger scalable?
>>714545496
botw is a wii u game anon, thats some serious cope

>>714545496
holy cope

>>714544520
I do like the mobile options though, traveling with a dock is fucking gay, but when I get to family I want to play mario party with them.

That said, its probably best to bar the chinkslop because they have a concerning capability of frying your switch with their sloppy workmanship, and thats probably a big justification for doing this.

>>714544843
just ordered another one because of this post

>>714545542
>those games arent on it yet so my statement stands. no games no reason to buy.
I just explained the reason to buy directly to you in detail and you didn't listen to it.

>>714545542
>d-doesn't count
okay Link's Awakening remake.

>>714545595
literally every single switch 1 game that doesnt have a switch 2 version will objectively look worse on the switch 2 due to pixel density. this is an objective fact. and you cant even tell the switch to not just stretch it

>>714545497
manufactuer specs in the modern day are pre-overclocked

>>714545659
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not a retard who plays games in handheld mode.

>>714544843
>calling anyone else cattle when you sit here consooming product from companies instead of stealing/pirating like a real chad
NGMI

>>714545629
>Link's Awakening remake
you mean the game that looks like playmobile slop with way too much bloom? the one that completely ruins the art style of the actual game? fuck off faggot shill.
>>714545726
>the switch 2 is only good if you never play in handheld mode
there is no way we are reaching this level of cope from tendies.

>>714545659
nigger, you can set the resolution in the options

>>714545845
>d-doesn't count again.
Mario and Luigi Brotherhood.

>>714545078
Because there's no real difference between them. It's like how your 5 dollar hdmi cable works exactly as well as a 150 dollar gold plated scam from best buy.

>>714544306 (OP)
Thank Apple for this. There's STILL no third-party tool to pull data off an iPhone. It's been almost 20 years.

>>714545851
you can literally only do that in docked mode you stupid fucking retard. we are talking about the screen for handheld. if you are going to argue that the switch 2 shuold never be used in handheld than half the reason for the switch and switch 2 to even exist is basically completely useless and you are stuck with the shittiest console ever. the whole point of the switch consoles is that they are supposed to be both.

>>714546036
cool, but I was always talking about docked mode. you're the retard using the handheld cope to keep your shitty argument "alive"

>>714545339
I presume this is the main reason

They didn't want some cheapo faggot company making a dock with shitty fans and have an overheated switch 2 burn down a house or something

Why would you need a third party dock when the official one is perfect? probably just to try and find ways to hack the switch you thieving motherfuckers
I'm glad nintendo is going to go the route of Apple. Premium products at premium prices and guaranteed to just work. I'd rather pay 200 dollars for a licensed dock over gambling with chinese shit

>>714546151
>A shitty 10mm fan is some alien technology chinks can't get right
Funny you say that. My original Nintendo branded sticks drifter after 6 months yet the chinky ones I ordered from aliexpress work fine four years later.

>>714546132
>mouthbreather literally cant even follow a basic convo

assblasted snoy seething thread #10038
5.6 million
8 more years
you lost

>>714546151
>the news about PS5s melting and bricking gets more and more widespread
>snoy starts trying to claim its switch 2s that are overheating

>>714546151
>with shitty fans and have an overheated switch 2 burn down a house or something
>shitty fans

THIS is the Official Switch 2 dock fan.
It is a shitty little piss fan lmao
The only thing it accomplishes is being noisy

>>714546469
This can't be real lmao

>>714544306 (OP)
I go to Steam Deck, far from Nintendo jurisdiction

>>714546469
The dock uses the fan to cool itself rather than the switch 2. It doesn't provide any airflow to the system at all

>>714546487
>plays your games a week before they come out
nothing personnel lmao

>>714544306 (OP)
>Tendies: getting less for more money is a GOOD thing!!
Can we please just round up all tendies and apple sheep and slaughter them wholesale?
We could wipe out a billion waste generating un-selfaware NPCs and save the planet at the same time

>>714544306 (OP)
could you make it any more apparent that you don't have a switch 2 and you hate it?

>>714544306 (OP)
Then why even bother making it USB-C?

>>714547326
>people who know a product is a bad product dont want to buy it
>this confuses the tendie

>>714547540
>guys product is bad!
>listen to meeeeeee

This console is a shit show. I will stick with my switch and buy a steam deck for roms.

>>714547819
>guys product is good nintendo told me so!

>>714544806
Clearly not since the Switch 1 didn't allow unlicensed docks either.
Curious how OP failed to mention that.

>>714545845
>it doesn't count because I dont like the way it looks!

>>714544306 (OP)
ok they proved they can write nintendo on a brick and it will sell
but it would be nice if they stopped and released a console already

>>714548015
wait are you unironically defending the failed abortion that is the new zelda chibi style? holy shit dude tendies really do have no fucking taste. literally funko pop tier character models

>>714544806
Is there a specific law you have in mind? This complies with the "Needs to charge with a USB-C port" law just fine.

>>714546825
>plays your games a week before they come out
THE STEAM DECK ALREADY EMULATES SWI2?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>714547981
I was lucky enough to get a switch 2 preorder, love it so far, sucks you don't have one! lol.

>>714544306 (OP)
Everything an OP posts is fake until proven gay

How common is it for gayniggas to like "take the Switch around"?

Do people really play their games like that?

I have one but it's just a console where it's kinda goofy and annoying to switch physical games. I'd never "handhold" it.

How about a "Nintendo Stay" that just fuckin sits there? I'd pay for that.

>>714544520
it means snoys and other people who never had any intention of buying a switch 2 are inconvenienced.

>>714548361
>THE STEAM DECK ALREADY EMULATES SWI2?
It does not. Even if emulation already was cracked, you'd need a good PC to emulate the hardware. Deck was already being pushed close to the limit emulating the original Switch, there's no way in fuck it could ever handle Switch 2.

>>714548690
Great idea, it worked great for the Ouya and Vita TV.

>>714548690
I have never docked my switch once, I don't have a tv btw

>>714545339
>It also overclocks the machine
The console does that itself.

>>714544306 (OP)
Can't blame them after third party docks kept frying switch 1s

>>714544306 (OP)
Nintendo sucks

>>714545021
my brother got a cheap xbox controller off amazon to hold off until he could get around an official one and they fucking banned the controller from the console a week later i've never seen that shit before how fucking jewish do you have to be to even do that

>>714544520
They spent resources to make a unnecessary DRM for a fucking usb port.
You think those spent resources arent part of the retail price?

>>714548690
I take it around my house, that's about it. Like if I'm in bed winding down, I might be messing around on it in handheld mode, or on a couch elsewhere maybe. I've taken it on vacations a couple of times to use in handheld mode, too. I'm 80% playing docked on a TV, all that said.

>>714544520
you guys are becoming worse than applefags, you would probably defend a switch 2 with a proprietary port like apple and no jack socket too

>>714546487
It's funny that this is how tendies interpret criticism, as others wanting them to get mad. Whilst in actuality, others mock tendies for essentially bragging about eating shit.
Enjoy your delusion.

>>714549051
shouldn't have bragged this whole time about hacking and pirating nintendo shit and maybe they would've eased up on drm and the price could've been cheaper

>>714549346
>Please get mad
>Please get mad
>Please get mad

>>714548996
Everyone's been getting super jewish with "discouraging" 3rd party controllers, it's crazy. I get stuff like the Switch 2 dock where if it's not cooled properly it could damage the console, but locking controllers down is kiked out to the max for no good reason other than greed.

>>714546151
>Plug a USB c cable from the monitor into my phone, it outputs to the monitor
>Plug a USB c cable from the monitor into my laptop, it outputs to the monitor
>Plug a USB c cable from the monitor into my steam deck, it outputs to the monitor
>Plug a USB c cable from monitor into my swi-
UH OH SWEATY! The Switch 2 uses state of the art thermal dynamical properties with strictly calibrated tachyonical characteristics and won't output video unless you also buy the official Nintendo Switch™ 2 Dock Set with Fan™ for $119.99+tax+tariff+tip. You wouldn't want to accidentally brick your Switch 2 right?

>>714547981
>youtubman said its bad so its bad!!! why are you not listening to me!!!!!

>>714548865
The Ouya had no games, and the Vita TV wasn't compatible with any games. Buy this little box to play maybe 30% of Vita games what a good value!

I still don't know wtf the thought process was there.

How retarded is it you can't play Uncharted with a controller lol we did that 3 times already?

>nintendo uses stricter proprietary protocol to minimize unnecessary bricking from ultra cheap third party docks
>this is somehow a bad thing
As what >>714544520 said, what's the fucking issue? Or are you just mindlessly crying about something your too retarded to understand?

>>714549346
making up and parroting easily disproven lies is not criticism

>>714549480
Phone and laptop are not going to automatically use more resources when outputting to a monitor, Switch 2 does. They're not barring all 3rd party docks, anyway, if "most" is to be taken literally, just the ones that aren't verified to not cause possible issues.

>>714544306 (OP)
>nintendo tries to be disney
>now it's copying the worst parts of apple
bravo

>>714549942
Why would a Switch 2 use more resources? It could limit output resolution just like a phone and laptop can.

>>714544625
>>714544520
Nintendo is not your friend

>>714544843
Can't go 20 posts without him breaking out the cope list

>>714550175
>you can't use the aliexpress dock that will brick the console
>this is somehow a bad thing

>>714550503
That's not the claim here, try reading

>>714550538
I literally can't plug my switch 2 into my $1200 monitor without buying a 120 dollar dock. It's ridiculous that if I want to bring it to a friend's place and hook it up there I also HAVE to bring the dock with me because it can't do video over USB c without the fucking dock. It's absurd.

>>714544306 (OP)
Do they sell official docks separately?

>>714549663
>must buy product
>must convince others to buy product
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buyer's_remorse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunk_cost

>>714550680
>buying a 120 dock
it comes with a dock you dishonest retard
>i-i-its too hard to transport the dock!!!

>>714546356
funny you say that, joycon drift has nothing to do with electrical safety regulations that chinks completely bypass to make everything cheaper

>>714550787
>didn't buy product
>must convince others product is bad
sour grapes

>>714548317
whatever you say snoytranny
go back to your ps5 to play the latest hit ga- oh....

>>714550898
>>714550962

>>714550219
I'm not sure what you're getting at, but in the case of the original Switch and partly the case for the Switch 2, the resources used and therefore power being drawn are reduced in handheld mode in order to not burn through battery life in less than an hour. Switch 2 is a bit more complicated in that the docks have electronic components that facilitate better monitor play that need sufficient cooling for the dock itself.

>>714551068
post again how you were only baiting
go ahead

>>714551068
>no argument

Geez guys, pace yourself. You have another 8 years of this ahead of you.

>>714551075
So allow video out over generic USB-C while keeping it capped at handheld performance / power levels, and allow it to ramp up if its attached to a dock. Which, again, is how most other portable devices work. What I'm getting at is Nintendo is artificially limiting the device's capabilities to ensure vendor lock-in.

>>714549356
>and maybe they would've eased up on drm
they wouldn't have. the biggest enablers of nintendo doing gay shit is cucksducking faggots like you who go out of their to defend the behavior with posts like these. if nintendo got backlash instead of a faggot defense force, tendies would be better off and shitposters would have less to shitpost about. you brought this on yourself

MAY YOU GET CAUGHT

>>714551105
>>714551186
gonna go cry to the jannies about how people make fun of tendies again? keep crying. the switch 2 is fucking awful and i say this as someone who loves my switch 1 with like 20 fucking physical and like 20 more digital games.

>>714551346
>most other portable devices work
switch 1 and 2 come with a dock that already does the video and audio output when you buy
its not like some iphone where you have to buy extra shit to plug it in to other things

>>714551454
You mean like how people who openly bragged about modding and hacking their Switchs got caught? And caused Nintendo to add this stuff to begin with?

>>714551472
>snoy projects his abuse of the report system
as always snoys accuse everyone of the shit they do

>>714551454
Just say you want free shit and move on with your life. Seriously when did pirates get so whiney?

>>714551454
Wow. You're kidding, right?

Stop attacking Nintendo. I'm getting angry.
*Growls at you*

>>714551454
>its tendies fault that every retard on twitter taunted nintendo and retarded journos openly posted about playing games on emulators before they even released

God, all I wanted was just a stronger Switch. I would have genuinely probably blindly bought this stupid thing if it weren't for them pulling every single stupid decision possible. All they had to worry about were scalpers and tariffs, but no, they went HARD to justify why I would want this piece of shit.

>>714551650
why would i be a sony pony when sony hasnt had a good console since the ps2? you're fucking delusional dude. I only have a pc and a switch 1.

>>714551583
right, nintensister. you show him

OH MY, IS THAT SOMEONE EMULATING A SWITCH GAME??! @NINTENDO @FBI DOO SOMETHING!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

>>714551838
No, see, people don't need to report them when they loudly announce it themselves. Which is exactly what they did.

>>714551896
you are an embarrassment

no one on the planet sucks more corporate cock than you, not even leftists

>>714551763
>I'm not a snoy I just seethe constantly at ninendo and post all the same snoy copes
not fooling anyone
>>714551838
meanwhile sony fanboys are sending death threats to kids for playing a switch

>>714551926
You don't even need to be a Nintendo fan to see idiots loudly bragging about breaking the law. You only need ears and eyes.

And thats what it was, idiots bragged IN NINTENDO'S FACE about breaking the law. What did you think was going to happen?

>>714552031
hes too busy dicksucking retarded journalists to actually think

>abloo bloo bloo my mig switch doesnt work
rofl

>>714552109
Clearly. This was the equivalent of going to a grocery store, opening up some food, and eating it in front of the manager while proudly admitting it. Fanboyism doesn't even factor in here, just common sense.

>>714544843
All the replies are
>I DON'T HAVE BUYERS REMORSE I DON'T HAVE BUYERS REMORSE I DON'T HAVE BUYERS REMORSE
It's beautiful, really.

>>714552031
How did they let Sheldon get away with it on national television?

>>714552031
>And thats what it was, idiots bragged IN NINTENDO'S FACE about breaking the law.
any other corpo on the planet this happens to and no one cares. it is only tendies who have this specific immediate knee jerk reaction
>wow? emulating a switch game? heh, I hope nintendo sues your entire family for 30 billion dollars. may you get caught :^)

>>714552196
1. Its fiction and 2. Nintendo wasn't selling N64 games at the time.

Good. Only buy directly from Nintendo.

Do not fucking dare to betray Nintendo. All of your money belongs to Nintendo, the company that saved you from depression multiple times.

Do not fucking forget. Bitch.

>>714552196
>duh big bazungo theory is real life!!!
go back

>>714552230
I only own a PC and I think you're an idiot for bragging about stealing to the one you steal from.

You have no one to blame for it but yourself.

>>714552256
give me a reason why I would buy some temu bootleg dock that will damage my console, when the console already comes with dock

>>714552309
i'm not bragging about anything. i'm pointing out what a massive faggot bootlicker you are

>>714546469
That's a standard fan most laptops of the last 3 decades have used.

>>714552347
I wasn't being sarcastic.

>>714552230
snoys are screaming and coping because PS5 emulation is already booting up goods
they also cried to sony to try stop PS4 and bloodborne emulation, to the point sony started threatening people that have made fan patches for the game so it can run above 15 FPS on real playstation hardware

>>714552369
I'm a different Anon, dipshit. I could care less about Nintendo but I know stupidity when I see it.

If you're dumb enough to rob from a company and not even try to hide it, you deserve anything they do to you. Nintendo, Valve, whoever.

>>714546151
That's just Nintendo making shitty hardware then. You know what happens when you put shitty fans on a computer? It just throttles itself until it goes below the thermal limit again.
You're telling me that Nintendo can't do something PCs have been doing for decades?

Couldn't be me lmao

>>714552404
so theres no reason to buy shitty third party docks instead of using the official dock that comes with the console? got it

>>714551935
gonna piss and shit your diaper now tendie? or do i also need to show my digital games

>>714552448
>snoys are screaming and coping because PS5 emulation is already booting up goods
where? I'm seeing bloodborne fully playable right now and only hearing crickets. where are the snoys alerting the FBI? lmao

just be honest with yourself for 2 seconds

>>714549934
>nintendo is limiting your options to SAVE you chud!!!
kek

>>714552508
Cute kitty, Aussiefag.

Didn't the EU make this kind of shit illegal?

>>714552516
keep seething snoy

>>714552196
Emulators themselves are legal, pirating ROMs gets you in trouble for copyright infringement. Sheldon seems like the type of guy to personally rip his own game cartridges to ROMs, though, so he'd be okay legally.

>>714552376
No it's TINY version of the standard fan most laptops of the last 3 decades have used.

>>714552516
>pink
ywnbaw

>>714552513
Exactly. Only docks made by Nintendo are safe. The shitty third party docks will literally explode and start a fire and kill you.

>>714552628
>pink is only for girls
underage detected inc b&

The nail that stands out gets pounded down.

>>714552661
still waiting for a reason why I should waste money on a shitty aliexpress dock that works worse than the dock that comes with the switch
take the dick out of your mouth and give a reason

>>714549256
>a switch 2 with a proprietary port
hdmi is a proprietary port

>>714544306 (OP)
Sounds like a good thing to me.

>>714552802
still waiting for the reason why I shouldn't be able to use any dock I damn well please other than for the sake of nintendo extorting money from 3rd party manufacturers

>>714552802
>>714552404

>>714552803
How come consoles haven't adopted DisplayPort yet?

>>714552895
Because you don't betray Nintendo. It's that simple.

>>714544520
You can't even use the Switch 1 power brick on the switch 2, or use the docks even if you plug it directly to the sockets.

>>714552895
>the snoy writhes when confronted with a simple question

>>714553025
>snoy out of nowhere
rent free

>>714552964
People think HDMI is best for TVs, and Displayport is best for Monitors

>>714553006
its a good thing the twitch two comes with its own dock and power brick
its almost like this is a non-issue

>>714552627
Well no shit it depends on the size of the device, netbooks had some like that

>>714552453
I pirate shit constantly and I knew the moment fucking Kotaku published an article advocating pirating Metroid Dread the day after it came out that the next console was going to be a DRM machine that would make the Xbone look like an open platform. I seriously don't understand what it is about Nintendo specifically that makes nu pirates think there won't be consequences for openly bragging about this shit and generally think they're entitled to it.

it's only bad because they locked an easy way to inject code for piracy purpose btw.

>>714553025
snoy has the same kind of proprietary license restrictions for 3rd party peripheral manufacturers and it is complete AIDS

the difference is I don't see snoys doing everything they possibly can to defend it at all costs. tendies literally cannot keep the boot out of their mouth for 5 seconds

>>714553046
>cant give a reason to use a shitty third party dock instead of the dock that just comes with every switch 2
>instantly starts crying when called a snoy

>>714553046
nigga we all know who make those threads and why.

>>714553130

They're too busy being all smug about "sticking it to the man" that they never stop to consider the long term consequences.

>>714544306 (OP)
The next step is proprietary HDMI and propietary monitors/TVs. Nintendo ALWAYS wins babeeeeyyyyyy.

>>714553162
>cant give a reason to use a shitty third party dock instead
you don't need a reason to be able to do whatever you want with the hardware you buy and it's really that simple

>>714553130
retarded people have been brainwashed into thinking pirating nintendo products is some kind of moral win against nintendo and japan so they HAVE to brag about it for clout

>>714544306 (OP)
And they said Sony was the Apple of gaming

>>714553160
except snoys literally try to defend shit like PS5 MELTING the plugs for controllers and fightsticks

>>714553320
Holy shit lmao I see you in literally every thread

>>714553251
you do need a reason to use an objectively worse option when the better option comes as the default

My usb logitech wheel I bought for ps2 works in windows 11 without installing drivers (that it needed in previous versions).

>>714553352
>snoy is a schizo

>>714553160
>the difference is I don't see snoys doing everything they possibly can to defend it at all costs
Ever think it's because of, and stick with me here, all of the constant Switch 2 seethe threads? More bitching and moaning, more defending. There isn't a concerted effort to shit on 3rd party jewery that Sony and Microsoft consoles pull just as much if not more, that's the root of the issue.

>>714553378
You don't. I could smash the things I own with a hammer if I want to. It's my right.

>>714553378
Eh? Not even just about Nintendo btw, there are some sick third party accesories that mog OEM shit.

>>714553378
I just want to bring my switch 2 to my buddies place and plug it into the TV like my 200 dollar laptop can and not lug the dock around. I don't think I'm asking for much.

>>714553518
>lug the dock around
the switch is bigger and heavier than the dock itself

>>714544306 (OP)
I will continue to do nothing.
I will continue to win.
I will be happy.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>714553437
That's rich coming from you. Thanks for the chuckle.

>>714553596
take your meds snoy

>>714549934
>ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
lmoaoooooooo.
bet you'd buy a $300 nintendo branded power outlet if nintendo said it was for your own good too, you fucking piggy

>>714553669
Yes so what? I love Nintendo.

>>714553462
what makes you think theres a converted effort to doompost about the switch 2, you must be crazy to think that

yea it really is a cult

>>714553721
>I'm a cuck
Yea, we know

>>714553582
are you retarded? do you not understand how tiny the average throw away usb c hub is compared to the vanilla dock?

>>714553725
Hope these faggots are at least getting paid for these constant hit pieces, otherwise that's downright pathetic.

>>714544520
No idea why the fuck people buy third party docks.
>The official one is too expensive!!
Yeah and? Its going to last you for at least over a decade. If you're so cheap just grab a used one off Nintendo's refurbished site or eBay.

>>714553285
>they
only Nintendoids say this, virtually everyone else knows Nintendo is the Apple of gaming.

>Enters thread
>Another nothingburger
>Goes back to enjoy Mario Kart World with my Switch 2 docked into the plastic it's meant to be docked, like Nintendo intended for your own good
Keep seething while I enjoy literal perfection losers

>another switch hate thread
when will you learn. didn't you get enough punishment claiming the first switch was gonna bomb due to shit hardware?

>>714544306 (OP)
>pffffffff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>714553857
>i-i-i-i want to take my switch to a friends house and plug it in so i need to bring
>the power brick
>multiple controllers
>games
>the switch itself
>the cables
>the power brick
>the dock? no thats too much I can't possibly lift this 10 ounce 6 inch plastic box its too heavy

>>714552616
The real legal stickler when it comes to emulation these days is the DMCA's rules on the circumvention of encryption that's needed to run those ROMs, even if they're legal backups.

>>714544306 (OP)
Just stop stealing from Nintendo

>>714554101
But that's... false? You need the Switch 2, the controllers which stick to the sides of it, and a standard USB-C cable. You've got one game in it its slot, and digital games installed on its internal storage, if carrying a few game cards in your pocket is too much. You could even use the USB cord your friend has at his place to charge his phone if you don't want to carry one with you.

Calling Nintendo Apple would be an afront to Apple because Apple products are still well-built

>>714552191
But anon I didn't buy the console
I did buy a Switch 1 though

>>714544306 (OP)
Protocol this, bitch

>>714544520
>slop
stopped reading there, also fuck off calling everything "slop" you retard

>pfffff-
BRAAAAAAAAP
>H-H-Hah-
BRAAAAAAAAP
>N-Nintendo is restri-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>714554808
I can also plug my iPad or my MacBook into my monitor and it will gladly put video out and also charge from the monitor too without having to buy a proprietary 120 dollar special apple dock.

>>714544520
it restricts creation of third party accessories after end of support. but im sure nintentards will enjoy buying 500 dollar used docks for their soulful retro system in 2040

>>714555347
Special dock that will scratch your screen with a pointless plastic panel and has the structural integrity of a ham sandwich

>>714545319
>>714544765
I bought a second dock for my switch because me and my son play on our upstairs and downstairs tv often enough that i could justify it. Just easier than having to hook up and unhook a new dock every time

>>714555298
based wario poster

https://youtu.be/Fbwtpb6uqDY?si=pe2KfSZjbSkhvyLi
>Screen's white color is 7900 kelvins.
>That ghosting and response times
Lol, lmao. I wouldn't even want the screen at that point

I find it pretty incredible you have objective tests showing the display is slowest on record and tendies STILL go "I love this screen :D"

Is there anything more you need to know tendies are a cult?

>>714551346
>What I'm getting at is Nintendo is artificially limiting the device's capabilities to ensure vendor lock-in.

And its warranted if the Switch 1 is anything to go by.

>>714556020
They are brain damaged in such a way they don't register occular stress from the intense blue light of their screen

>>714556020
Next Mario could cost $120 and I'm sure they would have a way to justify it or just call everyone poor

I could use a LITERAL USB-C to HDMI cable for my Switch 1. What the fuck is this garbage?

>>714556020
that by itself would be one thing, but what makes it ridiculous is it being contrasted with a decade of OLED dick sucking from the same retards

>>714555275
But everything is slop
Nothing will ever be good.
Every single piece of entertainment is unironic cattleslop

No one buys chink third party docks because the switch already comes with one, they even give you the 4k hdmi cable. Chink docks usually fuck the charger or the battery.

>>714556573
You wirr buy shittty lcd screen and then be excited for shittiest quality ORED screen, dumb gaijin

>>714544306 (OP)
Lmfao

>>714556573
>this new OLED screen nintendo double dipped by wallet for is SO MUCH BETTER than this shitty lcd screen THAT I LOVED btw

>>714544520
subhuman chinks completely obliterated by uberbased chadnon

>>714544520
SPBP trannies BTFO

>>714544306 (OP)
>Westerners and Chinese people when they can't shit out $30 "slim" docks without fans or use random USB C laptop docks meant for Dell office aptops with a $500 cutting edge gaming handheld

>>714544306 (OP)
I honestly don't even care about this. 99% of USB-C docks are unusable fucking garbage with jeetnigger drivers. Why the fuck should Nintendo need to support a shitty Dell or HP dock on their gayming console?
>proprietary protocols
In the dock? What the fuck is kunal khullarjeet even trying to say here?

>>714544306 (OP)
>muh third party docks.
Remember when third party docks were bricking Switch consoles? Why would you want a third party dock to begin with. Literally a non-issue.

>>714557331
The switch isn't cutting edge and the parts are all cheap chinese shit in the first place

>>714544843
you know instead of being mad that people are buying something you don't like, you could just play a video game that makes you happy. Oh wait, you're a joyless faggot who is too miserable to get enjoyment out of anything other than screeching about inane things online. As you were.

>>714557383
It's tech from 2023 which is pretty cutting edge in terms of a gaming handheld and it's made in Vietnam.

>>714544843
>exclusives shouldnt be legal desu.

>cries about no games
>but i can't play these exclusives GRRR SOMEONE STOP NINTENDO THIS IS ILLEGAL!

>>714557543
I'm not even sure what his point is with "cheap chinese shit". Literally what consumer electronics AREN'T "cheap chinese shit"
>but this was manufactured in taiwan/vietnam/thailand
You know what I mean

>>714557339
It describes in the article how the Switch 2 sends encrypted undefined messages back-and-forth to whatever accessory you attach it to before agreeing to send a video-out signal (and it won't unless you've been blessed by Nintendo), while every other device and dock communicate to eachother with standardized & open signals to determine their matching capabilities.

>>714557543
It's weaker than the newer snapdragons with older and less efficient architecture. The only thing it has over phones is hardware acclerated dlss and active cooling. It's the same situation as the Switch 1 where it's only good enough (for children). Ryzen AI APUs are already better and are being included jn laptops

>>714557690
Most parts aside from the processors are sourced from china even when it's "made" elsewhere

>>714544520
Gamesaars.. we should sue nintendo for this bullshit

Nintendo has no jurisdiction. They'll find the Deckies and make then SQUEAL. I know the squealers when I see them and >>714546651

>>714557737
>encrypted undefined messages
What encryption? How do they know it's encrypted? Sounds like a bunch of fucking bullshit to me.

>>714558031
tone down the psychosis, thanks

>>714544520
>What's the issue here, again?
Hurts the feelings of 1.3 billion people.

>>714546651
>>714558031

Lmao

>>714558063
retard

https://youtu.be/L3oOldViIgY?si=em8nI9pzuxqAa0y7&t=193

>>714544306 (OP)
No refunds gaijin

>>714544306 (OP)
I don't understand why USB commotion doesn't step in and just sue Nintendo for using their product in a way it's not intended.

>>714557750
In midrange laptops* You are honestly better off buying one of those for gaming unless you really want your Bing Bing Wahoos

>>714557543
It's actually tech from 2021 and not high end tech even then

>>714544520
Ah, okay

errr ok?
>Restrictions on writing to NAND memory and resource management
>>Beyond the file system, Nintendo has also imposed a limit on the number of writes that games can perform on NAND memory.The reason behind this decision lies in the type of memory used, which prioritizes cost over durability. By restricting the write frequency, Nintendo seeks to prevent premature wear of the NAND, but this policy could complicate the implementation of certain features in games that require continuous data saving.
>>Additionally, the Switch 2 reserves a significant proportion of resources for the operating system and associated features, such as GameChat, which reduces the memory available for games and can result in reduced performance in very demanding titles. Despite the hardware upgrade compared to the first generation, These restrictions demonstrate that software remains an area with room for improvement..

you will never beat the allegations

>>714544306 (OP)
SUFFER NINTEN-KEKS

>SUF-
BRAAAAAAAP
>NINT-
BRAAAAAAAP
>-KE-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>714547536
EU laws. It's the same with Apple, they were forced to add USB-C as well so they design it to run in gimped mode for every non-apple cable that is used

>>714544520
>competition bad
kys retard

>>714544306 (OP)
>>714544306 (OP)
Sony did this a decade ago and now you fags are acting like you actually care?

Please... no more...
I can't take EIGHT... MORE... YEARS...!

why does anon keep posting articles from this site?
>when you buy through us we may earn
I dont want to sound like a /pol/schizo but I'm nootsing too

>another eight years of pointless consolewar slop threads like this one
Oh boy I can't fucking wait

>eight years
console wars are eternal

>>714563439
based as fuck

>>714563212
is it devastating nintendo does something anti-consumer, a bunch of journos talk about it which results in people talking about it on the internets

nintendo cucks proving once again they're the worst "fanbase"(cult) on /v/

>nintendo cu-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>p-p-proving once aga-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>w-w-w-w-w-w-worst "fanb-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

why is the nintendo tranny dilating and spamming wario garbage?

>>714544306 (OP)
my chink controller works just fine
PS5 could never

>>714545339
if this was really the case, wouldn't the dock feature a high quality heatsink and fan?

>why is the nin-
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>t-t-t-tranny dila-
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>s-s-spamming w-w-wari
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>714549942
they would when plugged into a power source though

>>714563931
You wirr get a cheap brower fan and you wirr rike it

>>714558574
Because they're using it in a way they intended

>>714565495
isnt the way nintendo implemented usb c largely against how EU wanted it to be used?

>>714563535
Nintendo could fart in the wind and journalists would throw a fit on how it's killing kids.

>>714565634
I'm no expert, but as far as I know the EU thing is
1) Device must use USB-C
2) You must be able to charge it with USB-C charger

The point of the legislation is to cut down on power bricks. Lots of phones don't even come with power brick anymore. Most maybe at this point.

>>714557331
>cutting edge gaming handheld

>>714565791
well now your old docks or chargers wont work on switch 2 because it uses some tendie super secret drm codes
???

>>714565824
already out-peformed by 400 dollar mini pc from ali express

>>714565931
Who pays you monkeys to seethe about Nintendo every day?

>>714566013
>handheld

ITT:

>>714566013
that doesnt play donkey kong (GOTY) try again

>>714544520
Holy basado

>>714566072
Those Ryzen APUs are already in handhelds for a few hundred more

>>714565931
its the video out that is drmd not the charging you can use anything to charge it you absolute retard

>>714566102
Looks like literal shitte. Why is donkey kong covered in scraps lf plastic waste?

>>714566224
oh thank goodness only the video out is drmd lmao

>>714566217
Oh so it's more expensive than the Switch 2 which is too expensive?

>>714566102
>bing bing wahoo toddlershit
>GOTY
kwab

>>714544306 (OP)
Good thing the dock that came with my Switch 2 is first party.

>>714566576
What if you wanted to use 3rd party docks

>>714566491
No those handhelds are worth the price because they offer performance for value. The switch 2 does not

>>714566684
Link so I can buy it

>>714566737
Google it

>>714566298
>>714566548
>snoy opinions on anything when they play movieslop and live service garbage
didnt read

>>714566814
Speak with reverence in the presence of a PCLORD, child.

>>714566548
Anon toddlershit won GOTY last year

>>714545732
Indians will never be chads other than in racking up deaths by trains.

>>714549942
Not to cause possible issues? NOT TO CAUSE POSSIBLE ISSUES???
IT'S A FUCKING PLASTIC SHELL WITH A USB TO HDMI CONVERSION CABLE YOU FUCKING RAT BRAINED RETARD.
One of these days you're going to forget to breathe.

They are trying so fucking hard to try and take down the Switch 2 aren't they? Literally every possible angle of attack they can.

>>714544306 (OP)
IT IS OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT!

>>714567290
Imagine how you'd feel if you had gotten ass raped for 8 years straight and then nothing seems to be changing on that front, it's just gonna keep happening.

>>714544520
Yup. Based Nintendo. OP is probably working in a sweatshop making those shit docks

>>714545732
>Having no money to buy whatever I want and pirating games makes me a total chad guys, it's not like I'm poorfag I swear
Also there's no Switch 2 emulator btw

>>714566628
I don’t want to though.

>>714567332
Snoy will go bankrupt, Eric. Marks my word's.

>>714569565
imagine a version of yourself in the future who wants to use a 3rd party docks
you'd be pretty upset to learn nintendo blocks you from buying one for no good reason

>>714545732
Finally Tendies can play as themselves in a vidya!

>>714569687
Damn right I would
If there was ever a reason to use 3rd party docks
And there isn't, so

Ah, so that's why there was a thread about the official dock for the deck.

>>714550538
>saar! please be using the official accessories for the nintendo, saar!
fuck you, get shot and dumped in a ditch

>>714544520
You know there are more docks on the market than just chinkshit and nintendo branded chinkshit right? Why is it a good thing that I can't use the high quality namebrand laptop dock I own that works on literally every other device that uses USB-C?

>>714569565
>>714569863
Taking your Switch on a business trip is not a legitimate use case?
Do you really want to take that clunky ass original dock with you to play on the TV in the hotel room?

For the Switch 1 a simple cable was enough to do that.

So in what imaginary scenario is this a bad thing that I should be upset about.
Go on.

>B-But what if

>>714570362
>Taking your Switch on a business trip is not a legitimate use case?
Broski you're on /v/
And if I was taking Switch 2 with me on a trip I'd just play handheld.

>>714546487
the left guy should have a blue ps beanie instead of a steam hat

>>714549256
>you would probably defend a switch 2 with a proprietary port
You mean like the Game Boy, Game Boy Color, GBA, DS, and 3DS?

>>714569565
>only my use case matters
of course the dumb tendie thinks the world revolves around him. his crippling autism makes him incapable of recognizing the actual human beings

>>714544843
Don't blame normies for the actions of tendies, pls. There's a hierarchy of retardation and the latter are several rungs above the former

>>714569565
>only my use case matters
of course the dumb tendie thinks the world revolves around him. his crippling autism makes him incapable of recognizing actual human beings

>>714546469
Lmao
If anything I'd expect the chinks to innovate over this garbage at this point like putting a heatsink and fans on the back
Nintendo seal of quality just means it's bad

>>714552376
>of the last 3 decades
Shut up, you never saw how a laptop in the 90s was cooled.

>>714544306 (OP)
Yes the "Universal" in USB-C isn't particularly universal.
But this isn't just Nintendo being assholes and cutting off third party docks for the sake of cutting off third party docks. Why do you think the third party docks aren't working?
The Switch dock adjusts the power draw depending on the demands of the system, and thus it's not a static level of power. It isn't even a simple switch of basic level and fast charge level or whatever. But even with just two modes alone USB-C can fuck up hard. Updates have done more to prevent this kind of bullshit, but if you used an Apple fast-charge charger on an Android device you could totally fry your Android device because it wouldn't understand what the Apple charger was trying to do, and likewise in return if you tried to use an Android fast-charge device on an Apple device.

Is this stupid? Maybe so. But people still like stuff like fast-charge capable chargers. And similarly, the variable power draw does make the Switch system a lot more efficient, allowing it to do more when needed while not straining the system needlessly when it's not needed.
So what happens if you connect a third party dock that has no idea what the Switch's variable power draw stuff is, and the Switch starts asking for more or less power? For one the system is unlikely to get the power draw it asked for, and secondly it is very likely to get damaged. Even if it doesn't get fried immediately (but that may very well happen too), it still very likely damages the internals bit by bit until the internals actually fails at a later date.

Just because the product calls itself a Nintendo Switch dock, doesn't mean it's actually properly compatible. At which point it's better for the devices to not service at all.

How many times have this thread been bumped from page 9 or 10?

has there been any other piece of hardware in history where its creators were so fucking retarded and jewish that something new came out about it on a regular basis?

>>714571870
Eric, why are you such a retarded subhuman?

>>714571296
It doesnt need more than that, its just cooling the dock pcb which barely gets hot

>>714544306 (OP)
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

>>714544306 (OP)
Nintendo has become the absolute worst of Disney and Apple combined, complete with the rabid fanboys who'll defend everything they do to the death.

>>714572117
Eric, samefagging won't save you

>>714572170
>>714572117
>>714571870
Least obvious samefag

>>714572182
Stale cope tendie

>>714572253
lol

>>714572034
Then why is it so expensive?
Chinks could easily make this shit for a fraction of the cost

>>714572347
Don't respond, just report and he'll get banned for a while
You'd think he'd learn that he's a trannybrained shill after catching so many of them but no

>>714572275
>>714572347
>>714572348
>>714572427
Samefag snoy

>>714544843
>Wait no thats not going to work because fucking monolith are owned by fucking nintendo.
Just emulate. By the time this thing actually has any games an emulator will be well on its way.
>God dammit. exclusives shouldnt be legal desu.
Yes, it's pure cancer and it's why Nintendo knows they can deep dick their audience. The sooner consolefags wake up to that, the better off they'll be.

>>714572427
I do that but janny does fuck all. Only lead can cure this retard.

>>714572486
>>714572427
>>714572348
>>714572569

You lost and got raped,, eric

>haha take that Nintendo! I can play Tears of the Kingdom 2 weeks ahead of everyone and for free!
>wait what do you mean you're now protecting your products against this NOOOO THIS IS 1984!
Pirates deserve nothing

>>714572569
Retard

Imagine there being a miserable pile of garbage who learns of switch 2 having the shittiest screen imaginable, tiny battery, shitty joycons, no nvme storage + all the anti-consumer shit nintendo pushes and they Still need to buy the device.

Nintend fans existence proves there is no god

>>714573247
Eric,,, you lost and got raped

>>714573241
How am I the retard?

>>714572569
>>714572486
>>714572427
>>714573302

You got raped and lost,, Erictranny

>>714573095
why is nintendo obssessing over piracy when they make more money than ever? is 150 million sales not enough?

>>714573319
Get rangebanned already

>>714573345
No, piratrannies deserve the gas chamber

>>714573392
and nintendo for being turbokikes don't?

>>714573368
Meant for
>>714573247

>>714573368
>>714573345
Kill yourself already, Eric the pedophile

>>714573437
Nah, piratetrannyjeets are the only ones suffering

>>714573345
pirates and journos were shouting from the rooftops about it
you retards cant keep your mouth shut

why doesnt 4chan mandate accounts with real id to post already
jfc what are they waiting for

>>714544306 (OP)
So with this and their Jewish bricking shenanigans, why would anyone but this less powerful steam deck?

don't care
still buying, bricking and returning switch 2s

>>714573534
Because it would rape the pedophile op named Eric

>>714573505
nintendo is making more money than ever and yet they're STILL poking in the smallest cracks to make even more money
given their antagonism at this rate only one country needs to announce itself as a nintendo pirate haven developing a big state sanctioned emulator and nintendo will make the problem a dozen times worse than it's ever been

>>714545339
>>714549942
holyyyy tech illiterate tendie retard faggots
if you knew how hardware and software worked you'd know that the dock literally plays no part in this
switch can itself detect if its being connected to a hub/dock and outputting to an external display and based on that adjust its clock speeds
dock has nothing to do with it, all the system adjustments are done directly on the switch
i hate you braindead retards so fucking much
kill all low IQ's

>nobody in this thread has answered what is the goddamn issue over this
>just endless crying over some toy company without any purpose

>>714573628
good on you, the device should function as intended now matter what you do with it

>>714573628
>>714573578
Eric, sametrannying won't save you

>>714573663
>>714573661
>>714573628
>>714573578
Samefag

>>714573683
who are you quoting

>>714573708
faggot kys

>>714573628
>>714573661
>>714573663
>>714573689
>>714573746
>714573770
Pedophile sametrannying eric

>>714573683
the issue is that they locked down the docking functionality to nintendo approved docks aka the ones that paid them for it when this think is a basic piece of shit

>>714573790
tendie faggots mindbroken

>>714573663
no shit retard but if it didnt have an external power source the battery would last 5 minutes what are you even arguing

>>714573837
>>714573805
See >>714573790

>>714544306 (OP)
Why are Nintendo being arbitrarily evil about so much shit they DON'T have to care about these days? The Palworld lawsuit, forcing highways in MKW, this, overpricing games, etc... why even bother?

>>714573708
All me

>>714573696
>>714573708
No, I'm serious, why spend your money on this?

>>714573805
>>714573837
>>714573892
>>714573942

You lost, Eric. Sametrannying won't save you

>>714573980
nintendo consumers lost
after all they're the ones paying for this shit

>>714573683
>what's the problem with nintendo making it abundantly obvious you don't even own your own hardware anymore?
>I just don't think they've dicked me hard enough yet for me to hate them

>>714573892
Because Snoy and Microshaft are both committing suicide and they see free opportunity to be super greedy while their enemies are vulnerable.

They do seem to have discounted Gaben, though.

>>714573891
>>714573980
you are mentally ill
jump off a cliff and do a backflip also take your switch with you

>>714574024
>>714574026
>>714574038
Samefag

>>714574024
>>714574026
>>714574038
Pedoric, you lost

We all lost with replies like this

>>714574028
I would assume if they just were pro-consumer like valve or microsoft they'd make more money

>>714570253
Shut up Chinoise.

>>714574210
Eric,,, you lost and got raped

>>714574210
wouldn't call microsoft pro consumer, they're just desperate because of how badly they're losing to steam

>>714574084
>>714574103
you can keep spamming your mentally ill rabbles
you lost

>>714574028
Nintendo thinking PC won't continue to slowly steamroll them is their biggest bit of arrogance that will ultimately be the final undoing for their hardware. Being humbled by gay ben as he rolls over them cannot happen soon enough.

>>714574210
It depends, but you're often right. Investors and corporate front office people tend to look for immediate gain, though. This works sometimes - look over at Warhammer 40,000, where GW can increase prices, reduce model count, and skimp on QC and people still just buy buy buy, because they're addicts.

>>714574348
its been decades since weve seen anti-consumer moves from microsoft
nintendo is the one fucking everyone over continuously, year after year

>>714574348
That's what happens when you replace talented Americans, east Asians, and Europeans with jeets.

>>714574360
>Nintendo thinking PC won't continue to slowly steamroll them is their biggest bit of arrogance that will ultimately be the final undoing for their hardware.

Maybe in 500 years you'll be right.

>>714574352
>>714574360
>>714574425
Pedoric, sametrannying won't save you

>>714574360
They do have a bit of an advantage in that the Japanese market is hard to crack.

>>714574360
Pc is only growing because of chinks, Eric

>>714574502
>>714574560
MIND
BROKEN
RENT
FREE
you will kill yourself soon enough

>>714574627
I accept your tronnycession, Eric

>>714573942
Hello?

>>714574667
you have accepted your faith that you will hang yourself tonight

>>714574695
You are a pedophile, Eric

>>714574729

Erictranny, your subhuman tranny cope failed.
you lost and got raped

>>714574481
It took only 10 years for PC to long surpass consoles when it was dead in the water up to that point. Steam gets more active users in a month than Nintendo gets in a year and only keeps growing, and that's not counting how all the kids have moved on from Nintendo to roblox, minecraft, and fortnite on PC and mobile. PC has none of the drawbacks or risks of consoles that are stuck for nearly a decade even if they flounder. Nintendo is public and only has one hardware line left, they're only kept relevant right now by Disney adults and are one flounder away from their investors eating them alive. They won't have the patience to see their money get pissed away for nearly a decade, waiting for the console generation to end in the vague hopes the next one won't also flounder. Tick tock.

>>714574537
Even the japanese are moving to pc, surprisingly enough. PC is bigger in japan now that consoles are and has been for a few years. It's why they're flocking to steam. But the likes of famitsu threads are not good indications of that when all they deal with are consoles.

>>714574940
>>714574729
>>714575053

Eric, your pedo cope lost and got raped.
PC is already 50 percent just chunks, the growth is fake

>>714573980
>>714574038
>>714574084
>>714574103
>>714575085
what causes this level of mental illness?

>>714575085
27% per the highly flawed steam survey
considering that they are 1.4 out of 8b of the world's population that's a stupid argument to make

>>714575794
>>714575843
Eric, I accept your tronnycession that you lost and got raped. Steam is 50 percent chinks

>>714575987
you are genuinely sick in the head
either unplug all of your electronics for a long time or just kill yourself

>>714575987
you're disagreeing with the data because it doesn't conform to your reality

>>714576135
>>714576045
Erictranny, your rape is complete

>>714573942
Hello?

>>714576135
>>714576045
Eric, your pedo cope lost and got raped ;)

>>714574695
>>714576745
Why are you such a pedophile?

>>714544843
>calls others cattle
>uses a switch
kek

>>714575085
Nintendo would kill for that chunk audience, but they lost it to steam.

>>714544520
>having cheaper options is bad
>$100+ dock good
applefags levels of retardation

>>714576869
>>714576827
Eric, that pedo cope lost and got raped. You worship the chinks

>>714576827
>>714576869
>>714576869
Nice sametrannying, eric

>>714576892
>>714576869
>>714576827
Least obvious samefag

>>714576961
least obvious shill

wish this board had IDs
i'd love to see how fucking deranged the tendie spammer is

>>714576989
>>714577119
I accept your tronnycession that you lost and got raped,, Eric ;)

can you guys at least sage

>>714544520
The issue is I want the "XUJEMAKO" brand because it's 50% cheaper and has the same China parts as the Nintendo approved accessories.

>>714577198
Why would Eric sage his own thread?

>>714577198
why
make the nintrannoid work for it

>>714577242
But it's chinese!

>>714577242
>>714577281
>>714577334

Why is this snoytranny named Eric so mentally ill?

>>714573942
Hello?

>>714548356
Except it doesn't accept third party chargers

>>714577387
Eric, repeating your cope is just pathetic Indian behavior

>>714577396
>>714577387
Erictranny, lying won't save you

>>714544520
The issue is you won't be able to use ubiquitous laptop docks.
I got a new in box hp g4 thunderbolt dock from a pawn shop at a fraction of the price presumably because they didn't know what thunderbolt was, use it with my legion go. In theory the USB+display port powered parts should work with the switch 1/2 if Nintendo didn't cripple the switch OS

>>714577546
Nobody cares, Eric.
people blamed Nintendo for chink docks bricking consoles, so they banned them

>>714544520
Oh wow so basically could only spend on expensive accessories if I want it to work with this shit? Next they'd make it impossible to charge without using their own uncommon wattage that no other chargers use.

>>714553884
Anon you're not really helping to steelman nintendo here

>>714544806
Some printer manufacturers use chips on their printer cartridges that prevents third party ones and it seems to be perfectly legal here.

>>714577708
>>714577789
Samefag, replying to 10 hours old posts

>>714570362
If I take my Switch on travels I just play handheld.

I know this is a switch 2 thread but who gives a fuck about that one, I'm interested in the dock talk
Is there any USB dock that has an HDMI or USB-C video output switch? As in something that can turn it on or off? Or some setting on SteamOS that can disable the main display automatically switching to the display that's plugged to the dock?
Sometimes I just want to charge the deck and use it from its display while docked, but just like the Switch, it switches displays once docked, so I can't.

>>714577396
Prove it

>>714570924
>What if you want to
>I don’t want to
I just answered a question about myself retard.

>>714577396
literally just plugged my steam deck charger into it and it worked
kill yourself

>>714578016
See >>714577898

>>714573942
Hello?

>>714548356
USB-C is not a standard.
You can actually fuck up certain devices just by using the wrong charger through USB-C. It's royally fucked. A certain charger I have can legitimately kill the chinkheld I have. On my modded switch I had different results with USB transfers between slightly different cables to the point that I just gave up on it and set up ethernet instead. What about my dualsense? If I use one cable, it'll charge it. If I use a different cable plugged in to the exact same port, it will transfer data. It's out of whack. The universality of it is that it fits. Plenty of phones came out with USB-C 2.0 ports. What about Apple? They got caught trying to fuck with EU regulations precisely because of this. You wanted USB-C? Here's your capped nonsense. Hope it was worth it, go cry somewhere else if you don't like it, preferably your government.

>>714578160
Why are you spamming?

>>714578160
Because it has games, pedophile Eric. You lost and got raped

>>714578324
There's always at least two sides to a story. The faggots suffering from NDS need to get this through their heads and get some critical thinking.

>>714578743
retard

>>714578324
This is why on some products they don't recommend chargers with USB-C to USB-C cables. I also have some cables that transfer data and some don't. Pretty annoying.

>>714578583
Wait, what games? I mean ones not on the steam deck, of course.

>>714579020
>>714579076
Pedophile.
MKW ;)

>>714579076
Uhh, we got a paid manual that costs hundreds of dollars to complete, and uh, worst mario kart that nintendo made worse after they saw how we were playing it, and uhhh....

this thread is a fucking case study on nintendo turning their fans into cultists
shit wasn't like that 10 years ago

>>714579576
>>714579320
Eric, that snoytranny cope flopped

>>714544625
>>714548725
>>714557106
>>714557145
>>714557973
>>714558278
If this anon alone were banned, it would make this entire board "neutral overnight. But this guy lives here, the moderators would probably kill him if they banned him....

>>714579302
So you're paying for a new system for a Mario Kart rehash? That doesn't seem worth all the downsides.

>>714579576
It's just one guy. I don't know if he programmed an army of bots, or if he's just autistic enough, but it's one fucking user who has been posting the same thing for at least 3 or 4 years, giving the same answers, doing the same damage control for the mega corporation he defends like a faggot.

>>714579576
Yeah it's literally just the Eric spammer, ignore him and he goes away

>>714579943
>>714579724
>>714579620
>>714579618
Erictranny, seething about 10 hour old posts to pretend this thread is alive just proves that you lost and got raped

>>714579618
>If this anon alone were banned, it would make this entire board "neutral overnight.
Nah. It'd help, but everyone who participates in famitsu threads would need to be rangebanned for that to happen.

Nintendo have been doing that ever since the NES. remember the fucking Nintendo Seal of Approval?

Why did Playstation have proprietary AV cables?

>>714550503
Why do you guys always pivot to "Nintendo is not your friend" when nobody is saying that?

>>714544843
>>no games
It has the entire Switch 1 library (which is also like 80% of the entire WiiU library). Reminder that Switch 1 had a really dogshit first month.
>>horrible fucking screen with horrible ghosting and input delay
Doesnt apply docked
>>way too big
Doesn't apply docked
>>over priced
Inflation happens. Compared to when Switch 1 released, it's only marginally more expensive when accounting for inflation (picrel)
>>can arbitrarily prevent you from playing any games you own because they think you did something they arbitrarily decided you arent allowed to do
This will never be a real fear for anyone that is playing normally. This will only ever apply to people trying to pirate.

8/10, you got me to reply

>>714580187
>>714579943 #
>>714579724 #
>>714579620 #
>>714579618 #
Erictranny, seething about 10 hour old posts to pretend this thread is alive just proves that you lost and got raped.
The famitsu threads are allowed no matter how much you cry ;)

>>714579576
>wasn't like that 10 years ago
Are you sure about that?

Oh yeah let cheap third parties make accessories that burn your console, totally a good thing

>>714552516
>pink
Of course, it's always the trannies. Those chemicals and drugs that you take have demolished any sense of swlf-control that any normal man would otherwise have. No normal man would seethe at a toy company over meaningless shit like not allowing chinkslop accessories from AliExpress on the Switch 2.

>>714580187
ideally there'd be a rule that just bans any mentions of sales or player numbers unless it's relevant to the conversation like a game selling so poorly it ended up drowning the studio
would get rid of the steam chart spam for fotm too

>>714580661
>>714580590
>>714580187

Eric, sametrannying won't save you

>>714580453
They don't have to, nintendo fanboys act like they are.

>>714580954
>>714580661
>>714580590

Samefag snoypedo

>>714544520
>What's the issue here, again?
you're a cuckold

>>714582307
You are a pedophile replying to a 12 hour old post

>>714582825
Why are you such a pedophile?

>>714544306 (OP)
>THIS IS GOOD NEWS, ACTUALLY!!

--tendies, 2025

>>714582945
Because this is 4chan.

>>714544306 (OP)
Probably to prevent shitty third party docks that aren't built the same as first party docks.

>>714585221
but the official dock is a shitty plastic shell with a tiny pcb fan inside it

>>714585385
but the official dock is a shitty plastic shell with a tiny pcb and a fan inside it that doesn't even cool the switch
there's very little to fuck up here

>>714583241
>>714585164
>>714585385
Pedosnoy

>>714585457
but the official dock is a shitty plastic shell with a tiny pcb and a fan inside it that doesn't even cool the switch
there's very little to fuck up here

>>714585501
I use PC.

>>714585609
most of us do

>>714585549
>>714585609
>>714585636
Pedosnoy

>snoy
>snoy
>snoy
the difference is that you don't have to buy their hardware to play their games anymore
meanwhile nintendo doesn't make ports and has gone increasingly more rabid about emulation
if you're going to attempt forcefully funneling people into your hardware at least make it good

>>714586392
This isn't a Nintendo specific problem, it's a console specific problem. It's just not possible to compete with PC specs, especially not after the prices of every GPU skyrocketed.

>>714586392
>>714585636
>>714585609
>>714587689

Pedosnoy