>>514975560
>internet tough guy in this, the year of our lord 2025

Remember the based rule.
Buy the best possible CPU, case, power supply, and motherboard you can afford, so they'll last longer. Buy a nice but smallnNVME for your OS, store all of your porn and memes on a big fat hard drive. Get a cheapass last-gen graphics card, play only old games and indies on ultra at 42c or just downthrottle new games and post "works on my machine".

>>718368451
The movie even gave DK a fire flower form, this stuff writes itself.

>>511450931
everything will be OK

>>511344658
>larping as a nigger
wow never seen that here before!

HERE I GO!
>How do you feel about the 'form-
BRAAAAAAAAA-Actually you bring up a valid point. They're too reliant on an established formula to play it safe. They sometimes venture out of this safety zone, but do it far less often then they should.
Anyways
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>>149481042
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>531927858
WA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>Snoy? Lol. You realiz-
HERE I GO!
>T-T-T-Thi-
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>W-W-W-W*openly sobs*-Why is it that the on-
HURRY UP!
>E-E-E-E-E-E-ESL w-*seethes*w-w-w-would be typic-
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>I-I-I-I-*chokes on tears*I-I-*heavy breathing*-I t-t-t-t-t-t-t-think we all kn-
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>This litterally isn't eve-
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>G-G-Games are suppos-
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>T-T-T-T-Th-*sobs, seethes, chokes on tears*-This has no-
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>>715897110
>They have lost they are indentity
ESL SPOTTED! HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!

>I-I-I-I *seething* I WILL SH-SH-SH-
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>U-U-U-U-UNTIL I-
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>l-l-l-lma-
LOSER!

>>510704466
Observe how the indians see it more fit to try and bring the entire rest of the world down to the level of animals, then to instead bring himself up to the standard of humans. Your "race" is a cosmic joke.

>i just watched someone play it on stre-
HERE I GO
>l-l-lo-
EHEHEHEHEHE!
>*through sobs*l-l-lma-
WEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
>i-i-i- *chokes on tears* i cannot b-b-b-b-b-belie-
HURRY UP
>h-h-h-h-h-holy sh-sh-sh-sh-shi-shi-
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>How can we save Mario Kart Wor-
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>S-Sales are s-slowing down, people are stopping pla-
ESL!
>i-i-i-i-inter *sobs* interest is wan-
HURRY UP!
>a-a-a-a-a-and people are re-re-re-re-re*chokes on tears*-returning to MK8-
HERE I GO!
>T-T-This d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doesn't look good for a mult-
EEEEEH HEHEHEHEHEHEH
>m-m-m-m-m-much less a lau-
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>H-H-H-H-H-H-How can Ninten-
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>J-J-*sob*July 17 202-
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>I-I-I-I-I- I am f-f-f-f-f-f-f-forgot-
LIKE A PS5!
>N-N-No*chokes on tears* one cares abou
HURRY UP
>T-T-T-T-T-T-This b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-board was wal-
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>>149431030
>GIVE ME-A FIVE MINUTES WITH YOU MAMMA MIA, THEN YOU'LL-A SEE A BLACK HOLE!

>>715724165
>MY SNOY NARRATIVE! NINTENDO HAAAAATES RARE! BELIEVE ME!
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>>715647087
>still pushing the MIYAMOTO HATES RARE narrative
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>snoys so seething they're screaming cranky isn't the original dk.
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>nintendo fa-
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>t-t-they're in a cu-
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>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but they keep trying to def-
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EH-XCELENT!

>h-h-h-h-h-he defends Ninte-
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>f-f-f-f-for hours on en-
HURRY UP!
>G-Gri-
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>When haa Ninten-
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>T-T-They make games for ki-
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>its n-n-n-n-not in their intere-
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>pfffff-
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>H-H-Hah-
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>N-Nintendo is restri-
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>It just kee-
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>N-Nintendo used shit sto-
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>E-E-Every sw-s-sw-s-switch 2 is a ti-
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>>714355316
>rotten
Rotten, you say?

>Tendie Bro-
Actually, I don't disagree. Game looks like shit. HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>T-They're fantasiz-
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>C-c-c-c-Cu-
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>it's f-fucking h-hilarious we kno
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>>713987765
>BWC

>>713894323
>BWC

>Nintendo now hol
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>t-the c-crown for bigg-
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>g-game killing upd
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>Switch 2 ha-
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>-c-can N-Nintend-
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>Y-yes i-i-it h-h-had a d-d-dec
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>Somewhat str-
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>M-massive dro-
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>w-why i-is t-this h-ha
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>This is a good thre
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>S-So much cope fro-
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>G-g-g-g-g-grow the fuc
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>Uhhh wha-
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>W-why isn't anybody bu-
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>T-t-t-t-t-the hype for it h-has com-
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>you forgo-
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>t-the free roam ha-
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>p-p-p-people onli-
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>n-new ch-charact-
HURRY UP!
>h-hidden sta-
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>N-N-NO R-R-R-REFUN
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>>508198504
I'm not sure what is stupider, pretending that women call sluts "celibate" or pretending that sluts can't have cute voices

>O-Only kaijutard is so-
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>in-invested to sp-spa-
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>I-imagine thinking-
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>u?
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>M-MA-
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>So EE-
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>>713131001
>>713131090
>>713131223
based and Wariopilled

>>712799841
>WMAF

>>507242494
Cup size?

>>712474330
>bwc