why did this happen

Because Pauline's singing is a gameplay mechanic
Diddy Kong's a fucking awful singer

>>713127379 (OP)
4chankong vs redditkong

>>713127379 (OP)
Genuinely cause of p Diddy

wokey kong vs lolikong

>>713127462
>>713127581
They're literally both the nu-design.

>>713127379 (OP)
nintendo and pedos go hand in hand

Why is DK always hanging out with little children?

>>713127379 (OP)
>When DK is with his bro vs when DK is with a little girl
Are lolis really this powerful?

>>713127710
I trust that ape more than I trust you.

>>713127710
Child videogame
Child console

>>713127379 (OP)
>Loli escort game but she isn’t a dyke

>>713127710
>>713127581
>>713127620
>>713127769
Pauline's a kid because adult Pauline would've been too big to ride on Donkey Kong's back without getting in the way of clarity or something else

>>713127971
ok well that didn’t stop tendies from making 100 threads yesterday about how they want to fuck 13 year old pauline and how “sexy” they thought she was

>>713127379 (OP)
Because the 90s are over.

Because they needed to use the character design from odyssey.

>>713127379 (OP)
>odyssey devs make bowser section at the end of teh game
>bowser section consists of destroying terrain with woman on back as a fast strong character
>devs develop bowser section into pitch for a full game
>is approved but they need to swap out bowser
>replace bowser with kong
>replace peach with pauline
>devs think it looks weird to have adult pauline on dk back
>replace with child

bet 500$ thats what happened.

Had to distance himself from Diddy because the guy is going through a trial right now and it's not looking good for him.

>>713128294
Nintendo is really weird about letting you play as villains. They only let you do it in short bursts. A Waluigi game would sell like hotcakes but they refuse to do it.

>>713128294
That was always how Nintendo made games. They make the mechanic first and the game and story later.

>>713128294
>bet 500$ thats what happened.
I was thinking that too. Sounds plausible. I'd put my money down on that too.

>>713127379 (OP)
They just want to add more Pauline and DK lore at the beginning of the Mario timeline. What if the final level of the game involves DK delivering Pauline back to her home, but the humans think he kidnapped her, and the final boss is Jumpman?

Diddy is playable in more DKC games than Donkey Kong. He can sit one out.

>>713127379 (OP)
I wish it was Diddy instead. You could still have transformations and journeys to the core with some changes. I don't care about the voice attack but I'm sure they could figure out a way to still do something with Diddy. Also, Pauline's dream of being a singer feels too close to a cheesy Pixar movie for me and I'm not looking forward to that at all.

>>713128342
#FreeDiddy

this is the closest we'll come to a modern banjo-kazooie

>>713128790
you didn’t say that about odyssey which is weird because this is the exact same game

>>713128486
>A Waluigi game would sell like hotcakes but they refuse to do it.
I didn't think Waluigifags were this delusional.

>>713128790
It's nothing like Banjo-kazooie other than the fact there's a sidekick. It's basically Odyssey but you can destroy shit.

>>713127462
https://youtu.be/R8Nkz5D0urk?feature=shared

>implying

>>713127379 (OP)
I am also happier when Diddy Kong isn't present. Fuck that stupid chimp.

>>713127379 (OP)
Me (DK) and loli Pauline: https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4

>>713127379 (OP)
you just KNOW

>>713129029
>rap
>singing
You stupid nigger

Pauline is cuter!
https://files.catbox.moe/0dqaap.png

>>713127379 (OP)
Not only does this shit promote ugliness.
How the fuck can anyone accept making him a retarded fat fuck.
DK is muscular not this fat tub of lard.

I'd like it better if it was Diddy and he shot out monkey shrieks instead of Pauline and her words. It could be a power the elders give out.

>>713127379 (OP)
Because they're trying to turn DK into an "everyone" franchise that also appeals to girls.

>>713127379 (OP)
Sex appeal

>>713127379 (OP)
Because shiggy hates rareware. I bet in 94 he cried in his pillow every night that the stupid white piggu gaijin made a better game than he could with his own original IP.

>>713129029
No, I'm confirming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9-g7zRpayw

>>713127710
Diddy's almost the same age as DK, the fuck you talking about?

>why did this ha
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>wokey kong v-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>DK is muscul-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>713130810
and yet it's one of the most cringe nintendo game in years.
the embarrassing 4kids voice acting wards off anyone over the age of 6. I can't even get through the direct.

>>713127379 (OP)
What the FUCK did they do to DK? Why does he look like that? It's uncanny as hell. What was wrong with his old model?

>and yet it's one of the mos-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>c-c-cringe nintend-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>I-I can't even g-get through the
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>713127379 (OP)
before and after bisexual lighting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual_lighting

>What the FU-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>W-why does he loo-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>W-what was wrong with hi-
I'MMA WARIO! I'MMA GONNA WIN

>>713128486
1) Waluigi's not a villain
2) Not being able to play as a long-established villain character has always been the norm, the exception being spin-offs because they need to fill out the playable roster with recognizable characters. Besides, it makes it that much more special when you do get to play as the bad guys, evident by people going full tendie when they found out you get to be Bowser at the end of Odyssey.

>>713131001
This post has not brought me any closer to the revival of Wario Land.

My uoh-meter is off the charts.
https://files.catbox.moe/z8d1ax.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/a8mzbn.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/qdt6zh.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/q4fl4q.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/2h18w4.jpeg

>>713131247
you'd complain it's wokeio or some shit

Taking care of a baby of a different species will always be endearing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv5N51k82kY
I still cry like a BITCH

>>713131415
That Wario guy...he's wearing eyeliner...kinda fruity if you ask me...

>>713131001
>>713131090
>>713131223
Wario... please... I can't... breathe...

>>713127379 (OP)
you touch yourself at night.
this is your punishment,

>>713131078
DK reminds a lot of tendies of their high school bully, they need to self-insert in everything so they made him a wholesome chungs instead. Please understand.

>>713132000
Dumbest thing I've read all day, even if ironic.

>>713128294
Obviously.
And it's bloody brilliant.

>>713128342
#NotMyDiddy

>>713128486
You need to actually sell WHAT a '''waluigi game'''' even is.
Can you do that anon?

>>713128342
First Typhlosion now this. Anymore Nintendo characters getting replaced?

>>713130864
Okay.
But this song is fucking great.

>>713131257
absolutely cunnylicious

lmao jesus christ he looks so fucking gay in that redesign. That and the $70 price tag are what's making me flip flop on buying this. Game looks fun otherwise.

>>713129029
I would squee if Pauline did either of these animations in game.

i hate rare
i hate monolithsoft
support real nintendo devs

>>713132386
>i hate rare
>i hate monolithsoft
Why?

>>713131257
anon pleease, upload more and upload a backup somewhere else

>>713127379 (OP)
While I prefer the older designs for pretty much everything, one aspect I like about the direction of this game is the concept of a little kid getting Alice in Wonderland'd to this bizarre world of monkey shit and forgotten RareWare characters. I hope they really dig deep and bring back some of the other Kongs and we get to see Pauline interact with characters like Diddy and Cranky, if only in dialogue.

>>713128294
Oh wow, I never even made that connection. And I replayed the last level of Odyssey like two weeks ago.

>>713127379 (OP)
Because the mario mandate is a myth so these things are allowed to happen.

>>713128790
Mario Odyssey played like Banjo.

>>713128294
But why is that Pauline?? And a child Pauline at that??? It makes no fucking sense, clearly DK wanted to fuck her in the original DK and DK 94, and Mario vs DK 2...

>>713131454
>homeward bound
>all real animals trained well
>looks far better than the remade lion king movie
CGI is such a fucking scam it's unreal.
When will it stop???

>>713127462
Mechanically speaking, you could easily just make Diddy do something else that powers up DK.

>>713127379 (OP)
Diddy reminds Miyamoto of Rare.

>Rapes Donkey Kong's design
How did he do it?

Game Concept
Not For External Distribution
XM16E1-22M
“Wario Planet”
Wario Planet (name pending) is a tycoon/simulation game in the Mario universe. Play starts in a beautiful setting, which must be mined, logged, etc to build factories and industry to increase Wario’s wealth. Luxury buildings for Warios use must be built to keep him happy, and have to be carefully placed as to not be too near the industry required to make them. Wario’s demands increase in an either scripted or dynamic way over time as to provide continually expanding stakes. There is a scenarios mode with a basic story, and a free play sandbox mode with tweaked rules for continual play. An online/split screen mode is included which will have a single player version used in some scenarios. This adds a third thing to build, slapdash robots resembling Mario characters, which are launched at the enemy world, providing a simplified version of popular battle RTS (Real-Time Strategy) games.

>>713127462
>Diddy Kong's a fucking awful singe-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf7mxbkiVIQ

I want Wario Odyssey instead, he's more than WarioWare

>>713132829
>dub shitters
OUT

>>713132767
try harder faggot.

>>713132860
Wa who?

can someone please post the "oh wokenana" picture, i need a good laugh

>>713132621
Nothing has changed.

>>713132860
I want Wario World, but with Super Mario 3D World 4 player co-op.(Wario, Waluigi, Mona, Syrup)

This isn't Donkey Kong

>>713127710
DK's not allowed to hang out with his nephew?

>>713127710

pauline is a sexo loli
is switch 2 hackable for mods yet
want that naked costume mockup to be real

>>713133083
I don't like the tongue.

>>713129340
now post the one from your image

>>713129340
>link isn't thumbnail
why?

>everyone thinks K. Rool is going to be the secret final boss
>no one will be prepared for Stanley

>>713131257
>there's already a 3d model
>a naked porn one
Lolicons giving furries a run for their money, damn

>>713133424
I was assuming slop

>>713133421
That would be unironically based

>>713133160
>ZAMN!

>>713132715
That's not Miyamoto.

>>713128557
But Cranky, Diddy, and Dixie are still there in their modern designs, so it's still present day.
They don't give a fuck about no timeline.

>>713127379 (OP)
Diddy has Dixie

>>713133424
That's AI.

>>713127379 (OP)
Because Nintendo knows that the majority of its fanbase are balding pedophile manchildren

>>713127379 (OP)
What if I told you
>Donkey Kong Bananza is actually a prequel to Donkey Kong 1981
After all, this is Donkey Kong, not Donkey Kong Country, which is an entirely different thing.

>>713133540
Rare's original story for DKC is that the arcade game happened in the past. The new story presented by Nintendo is that DKC itself is the past and the arcade games come afterward when that DK is an adult.
>but Cranky?
noncanon meta joke at best, retconned into a tall tale at worst >>713133218

>>713127561
false

>>713133127
I hate that I hate that I hear this image.

>>713131257
she's 13, anon. where's the bush

>>713133781
Diddy lost his affiliate status with Nintendo, judging by his new hat.

diddly kong

>>713133781
>Diddy wrapping his tail around Dixie's waist
Dude really be riding like that.

>>713131001
Holy BASED

>>713134030
gotta make sure he got his ho locked in

>>713128486
are we forgetting when wario was their smash hit of the late 90s/early 2000s

>>713133424
Donkey Kong is already naked with a huge ass naturally, tf do I need a mod for?

>>713128486
>A Waluigi game would sell like hotcakes but they refuse to do it.
On reddit, yeah. But even Princess Peach games don't sell and everyone knows her.

>>713133127
>Yep, sips drink, no better way to spend an afternoon
I say this too

>>713133490
>That would be unironically based
>his entire motive is wanting revenge for being forgotten for 40+ years and will use the wishing banana root to re-write reality so that he is the main character in every Mario game, past, present and future

>>713134208
>>713133424
Oh wait, it's not even a mod, it's slop. Lul.

>>713133781
I hope Pauline gets to interact with the other Kongs.

>>713134119
>pauline the second
>with a vague hint that she may be mario's kid
incredible, bait that's actually believable. how did you do it anon?

Nintendo did it. They made the ultimate male fantasy video game. A big naked hairy strong-man that appeals to both fatherly instincts to protect their daughter, and the desire to have a child bride.

>>713127379 (OP)
little diddy vs little diddled

>>713134568
I simplu figured it out on my own.
Remember the lyrics to Pauline's song in Odyssey?
Remember how Odyssey ended?
It wasn't really rocket science to me.

>>713131001
>>713131090
>>713131223
based and Wariopilled

>>713127462
well he's really more of a producer

>>713128790
Nigger the main collectibles in Bananza don't actually open new levels. When the fuck did Banjo have a skill point system?

>>713128874
In BK you dont trip over Jiggies every 3 seconds.

>>713134769
*Bonanza

>>713127379 (OP)
What if nu DK is actually Diddy all grown up?

>>713127379 (OP)
youtube thumbnails caused this

>>713134848
What happened to his tail?

>>713134119
I don't understand why people think blue jeans = Mario. He wears fucking overalls.

*stellar blades ass bumps into thread*

OOPS!! Didn’t see you ninties down there with 3 million sales

>>713134907
A Kremling bit it off

>>713134848
I think this too

>>713135009
Desperate for attention I see

>>713133958
>she's 13
That's what they want you to think.
https://files.catbox.moe/ojiw4o.jpeg

>>713134978
But he does wear blue denim.

>>713135680
most Americans wear blue jeans bro

>>713129685
>>713127379 (OP)
You niggers have to be trolling, no way a mentally stable adult posted this unironically.

>>713133127
kek
actually true though

>>713133083
i hate that stupid face

>>713135616
prime...

>>713135616
Generate more pics with her ass please.

>>713133781
>First time Dixie makes an appearance and is not playable

>>713135616
make her get dicked

>>713128102
half of /v/ are pedo troons, what did you expect

>>713135748
post what? that making normal characters fat is disgusting?
it is. BTW the most disgusting fat fetish fags love the tranny re-design.

>>713132136
a waluigi game will never be a thing. at best he would only ever be playable in a wario game

>>713133521
miyamoto's not illumination

>>713132621
>It makes no fucking sense
have you considered that the game isn't out yet, so the lack of explanation makes total sense?

>>713127379 (OP)
dark mango technlogy

>>713135878
A handfull.
https://files.catbox.moe/ckhi2l.jpeg

>>713136359
Good!

>>713135680
So do most other americans, even niggers.

https://4chan.org/vg/thread/528044462

K. Rool chads give it to me straight. Are we going home?

>>713129340
Now give me the one from your image too.

>>713136512
Considering the extra focus they seem to be putting on the story this time, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a K. Rool tweest and he takes over the game in the third act.
Then the final final level is a recreation of the original Donkey Kong from DK's perspective.

>>713127379 (OP)
DK fucks Pauline.

>>713136359
Nice.
Now gen her getting plapped.

>>713136512
The lyrics of the song at the beginning of the direct mention the word cruel, total kongfirmation

>>713135009
You really want to get raped a second time, little snoy?

>>713136512
I want to hear Gangplank Galleon if he does come back

>>713136937
>>713135989
Don't let your kids browse 4chan.
https://files.catbox.moe/9dg7dh.jpeg

>>713137471
>anal
disgusting

>>713137371
KEEEEEK

>>713127379 (OP)
Upgrades people, UPGRADES!

Wario was too masculine

>>713137471
>anal
delicious

>>713127379 (OP)
Jesus Christ, I can hear Seth Rogen's laugh

>>713137471
Good stuff, man.

>>713127379 (OP)
Omg now i just realized they replace diddy kong with pedo pandering

>>713134907
He's like a frog.

>>713136512
I watched some DK lore schizos and I'm now convinced that K.Rool is in the game. Just for the sole fact that Grumpy Kong is making the crocodile bosses things and that there are transformations in the game that can change your entire appearance.

>n*gger white woman relationship

>>713128486
They won't even let Waluigi appear in Wario's own games lol. Just an Amiibo sketch in WarioWare Gold and that's it

>>713136512
funny looking geography, innit

>>713137820
Thanks!
>>713132475
I'm done for the night. If you like it save it I post these nowhere. It's fast food for the dick.

>>713136076
Wait so troons like cunny?
Then I side with them.

>>713127379 (OP)
It's the other way around, faggot.

>>713134435
Lolibros... We kneel to furchads once again...

>>713134262

>>713127379 (OP)
If we are going to rewrite / retcon this much then I propose that Daniella gets to be in a Mario game and made official.

If this game turns out to be really good I might actually think about getting a switch 2

>>713138884

>>713127379 (OP)
Because of Diddy's ass blood

>>713138472
you really haven't noticed their crusades to be allowed in to elementary schools and women's restrooms with children? it's like their entire thing.

>>713138472
>>713139053
Proud to say I'm one of the few non troon cunnyseurs

>the planet core

>>713138985
Considering who everyone believes is making it, it'll be good.

Nintendo EPD Tokyo doesn't miss, everything they have ever put out has been at worst, pretty good.

>>713133781
diddy and dixie looks the same but donkey is different. why?

>Tiny female "sidekick" that is actually the real main character of the story

>>713139023
Yes we (me) (you)
Lolibro btw

>>713139187
Jar Jar please save us

>>713139474
Diddy and Dixie has some alterations, but freaking Cranky looks the same.

>>713133781
>gorilla don't smile and look directly at things unless its a show of agression
DK was mad at the photographer for getting footage of him with Diddy after the allegations

>>713139035
Do you have something personal to talk about anon?

>>713139664
Gokubro falseflagging as Bejitabro...

>>713140473
there lolibro, the evil gokubros are long gone

>>713131001
>>713131090
>>713131223
MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM

>>713138472
We know.

>>713134119
Bruh, imagine if this actually happened,
I've come from the sonic fandom, and you know how chaotic it is, but talking specifically about shipping wars, gosh! It was really horrid on the 2000's for us.
Does mario fans has shipping Wars on their franchise? because if you guys were, like us, peach fans would be nonstop seething, while pauline fans would laugh and post nonstop how peach is a cuck forever.
Hypothetically, if it was revealed pauline and mario had a child together and turns out pauline from bananza was actually pauline Jr. How this place react?

>>713137371
I'm extremely surprised how the switch 2 is selling right now. Heck, a Sony developer is gifting switch 2 for their developers. That's kinda crazy.
I would have thought people would be more upset about Nintendo jewing out with their prices.

>>713133424
>>there's already a 3d model
It's AI you blind bastard. Jackin off really does destroy eye sight

>>713136731
>final area in the planets core is a tower that you must climb like DK arcade and is really the destroyed remnants of the Blast-O-Matic cannon tower

>>713132136
Kys euroshit

>>713140342
I still don't get why Nintendo is changing donkey kong designs right now.
Some people say about movie synergy but I don't know, pretty much everyone else stayed the same, even peach.
Why now? Why not o the GameCube era when rare was still freshly sold to Microsoft.
Is even Stanger to know how just do, Diddy and Dixie change but everyone else stayed the same (until now)

>>713138978
Fun fact, according to the script, Daniella is indeed supposed to be Pauline and has it as her middle name for whatever reason.

>>713127379 (OP)
why is there a girl on his back? what the fuck

>>713141279
I think the final boss is going to be in New Donk City involving King K. Rool.

>>713127379 (OP)
I honestly can't tell the difference besides the loli with bear feet to pander to porn artists

There won't be a Candy Kon appearance will there?

>>713133127
>discord tie
holy kek

>>713141452
I believe it. But god damn that woman is pure sex in that movie and would easily destroy any other Mario girl.

>openly loves Mario and supports him and his brother
>down to earth, knows how to have fun (Mario is going to take her to Wrestlemania)
>doesn't take any shit from her captors, stays cool and calm knowing Mario will come through
>seriously, have you seen this woman holy fuck what was in the Brooklyn water in the early 90's

>>713141664
im actually really surprised she has not been shown, same with Funky. You would think of all the side Kongs, they would be the two big ones they would plan to re-design and have alongside Cranky. Im honestly hoping all the extended Kong family gets some little cameos in either challenges or just as npcs.

>>713136704
>>713133351
>>713133176
I found it
https://subscribestar.adult/posts/1921663
Unfortunately forever behind a paywall

>>713133127
Kind of unrelated but there's no fucking way they're letting Candy back into the series now that they're soft rebooting it
Part of me kind of wonders if they'll make Pauline DK's Peach equivalent but not only would that kind of be weird in terms of bestiality but also in terms of age stuff. DK would be a groomer

>>713135910
DK Tropical freeze, dumbass.

>>713138472
They don't. They only like 3DPD real life.

>>713141115
It's ok to be bad at understanding markets and money

>>713142251
>reading comprehension

>>713142368
Dumbass.

>>713127379 (OP)
I hate memes because all I see here is DK soifacing. I've turned schizophrenic.

>>713127379 (OP)
The future is now old man

>>713133492
she's 13!?

>>713141664
dont expect her here. I would expect like other 8 kongs to show up before candy does, and she will get a mastectomy

>>713142434
learn to read

>>713141664
>>713142131
American branch probably convinced them she was misogynistic so they won't use her.

>>713142472

>>713142486
Dumbass.

>>713142579
I love you anon

>>713135910
I thought you were joking but Dixie Kong has somehow literally never not been playable in a DK game whenever she shows up. Besides Smash trophies, she either shows up as a playable character or not at all. Kind of crazy

>>713140342
>ya know son there's something VERY familiar about that little girl

>>713127710
he's a gamer

>>713142475
>>713142543
i miss her, bros

>>713140342
Rare got the design pretty much perfect the first time

>>713134761
Heh

>>713140342
>but freaking Cranky looks the same
His beard's been made a lot more dynamic in motion, if you pay attention during the direct.

>>713130864
They torture you with Diddy and then reward you with DK. They're fiendish like that.

>>713142120
Wrong.
https://files.catbox.moe/c1am93.png

>>713142968
based. god speed, anon

>>713133083
le quirky chungus kong

That's it?

>>713133781
They kept the old designs for them. They didn't even touch their fur.

>>713141373
cause rares DK looked like a battletoad and there was room for improvement. Mario characters were already pretty good looking and didn't need much change

>>713140342
It's a very nice detail if you think about it, the old manwho always complains about modern shit keeps the same rare design.

>>713127379 (OP)
wow, diddy kong sure looks different

>>713140342
DK's hair curl blends in a little bit better now but it's still separate from the rest of his fur.

>>713128884
Waluigi's more likely to get his own game than Rosalina is.

>>713131257

>>713142968
I kneel

>>71314137
They're completely upfront about why they did it. It's because Rareware DK's face cannot emote. Only his mouth moves, the rest of his face is locked into a single expression forever. Check out the webm, this is an animator trying to make DK look excited. The 3D Mario team likes expressive characters and they didn't want to make a game about a character whose only expression is "pissed off". Nu-DK looks pretty close to the original in the few scenes where they make him look mad.

>>713142131
im upset she was never made playable like Funky got to.

>>713142452
The future continues to be shit.

>>713143470
>DK looked like a battletoad
No he fucking didnt, unless you are only going by the earliest, quickest artwork the one artist dude threw together. The fact they used it for so long after Rare was gone, just goes to show it was a damn good design.

My only problems with New Kong are the eyes being too close together and his tongue in Bananza.
I quite like him aside from those things.

>>713144685
why does his mouth shape need to be so different? I think they could have kept the brow flexability they wanted and kept dks eyes closer to rares too and it would look better

>>713142131
>>713142808
Replaced by her goth sister

>>713145234
the fur is fucking garbage too

>>713145234
Honestly, the tongue is fine, they just activate that "drooling" face way too early. It should be a sort of easter egg thing that only happens if you stand on/next to a banana gem for like, 5+ seconds or something, rather than activating the instant you get in range.

>>713145259
>White busy blonde replaced by dyke haircut granny negress
makes sense

>>713144685
>the rest of his face is locked into a single expression forever.
>real DK can't move his brow
Why do you retarded niggers lie? see >>713129685
all his features are and have been moved well beyond the limits of how a human face can move and you shit stains still claim it's not enough.
BTW a brow is not meant to dislocate, invert and move to the top of your forehead.

try it by putting your greesy ugly mug in the mirror. brow movement is subtle.

>>713145330
busty*

>>713145253
>why does his mouth shape need to be so different?
Making the mouth wider/fatter is good because it lets them minimize the whole "Retractable Teeth" thing that always looks kind of shitty on DK's models.

>>713144685
To be fair, that really did just seem like an intentional design choice by Rare. They treated him in their games as a cool, but mostly dimwitted character, so their uses of him always emphasized him giving off a very gorilla like empty headed stare. The devs after that never really got that aspect of the character, just like the loss of the tone and humor of the series that Rare gave it. It makes sense that everything afterwards felt off when it was devs with an entirely different internal culture and region of the world working with the characters. Hell, modern Rare devs probably would not be able to fully replicate the charm of the Rare era. I am glad the design stuck around for so long, but really they probably should have just completely rebooted the series from the ground up again in the 2000s and given him a new design back then based on whatever key dev team was going to handle the series.

>>713145353
>Why do you retarded niggers lie? see >>713129685
Man, the DK show looks like complete shit. That's not a good example.

>>713142563
>SMASH!

>>713144685
OH no this womans brow isn't inverted and dislocate up the top of her forehead. how do I know she's smiling?
AHHHH I can't read emotions unless the face proportions are incorrect and blown out 1000% from the position they should be in.

>>713145434
It's an example that his brow moves plenty without fucking up the design into an ugly rape face you retard.

>>713145234
I still think they missed the mark with this new design; it needed more time in the oven.

>>713127379 (OP)
They just became Suneo and Gian

>>713145261
It looks like they prioritized the fur cosmetics over the default fur. The shine makes sense for bright dye, but having the brown fur have the same shine to it throws it off a little. Especially when there's a patch of non-shiny non-fluffed fur on top of DK's head at all times.

>>713145463
>>713145567
heh

>>713128294
The government should kill every cuck porn fetishist on a global broadcast livestream

>>713145353
I love how he looks in Tropical Freeze, I wish he looked the same in that Returns remaster.

>>713145567
>>713145693
So someone else noticed lol

>>713127379 (OP)
Because it's a reference to King Kong.

>>713144685
But that webm demonstrates the animator succeeding. You can see his brow loosen and he eyes widen.

>>713145721
By the way, I've been replaying Returns and God, it's a fantastic game.

He can still bring the brow down, btw.

>>713129340
>lolifaggot plugging his shit art

They REALLY want you to buy this game (and console with it)

>>713145872
The lolifags have already won their battle.
Your fate is still uncertain.

>>713145379
Yeah, Rare's intentions and Nintendo's ownership clashed in this design.

I bet Analnouma is pissed off that he didnt think of letting the loli granny in BotW be a character that rides around on Link's back.

>>713145872
loligods own dk now. get cucked

>>713142968
Thank you, Anon.
Did he ever do anything more with Chi-chi that wasn't the stuff he posted on his twitter?

>>713127379 (OP)
Because you aren't playing as that DK, you're playing as Cranky AKA: '94 Donkey Kong.

>>713145851
and yet it's completely dislocated by default.
not the that brow is the biggest problem.

it's his gigantic hideous mouth & tounge
-fat fuck obesity
-dinted nigger nose
-philtrum
-and obnoxious quirk chungas personality change.

I get changing the brow line but everything else really does just feel like them trying to reclaim the character.

>>713144685
There was never any need for the stupid tongue out shit they've got the new one doing, he looks like a faggot retard

>>713146040
im really just not a fan of the feathers

>>713127951
Give this man a raise?

>>713146020
Cranky is in the game, retard. >>713140342

>>713146085
That's an issue with Bananza's in-game model specifically, in all the renders it's proper fur.

>>713146038
He's so cute.

>>713140342
why does he have feathers

>>713146038
This is some Chrischan levels of autism, it's a fictional video game character dawg.

>>713145463
EXPAND DONG

kek

Diddy still looks close enough to Rare's design that it's jarring seeing him next to new DK

>>713144685
>>713145818
yeah nothing wrong with this. this is clearly a smile.
in fact it looks cool and way better than tranny ack kong.

and btw if your the sort of autist who think he needs to move his brow around, there's nothing stopping them from moving it with this design. they just chose not to.

>>713146283
>lolidom
hot

>>713146216
>blue arms
nice try again retard. but this is an ugly sonic situation.
thye didn't change a colour. they changes his Iconic face to an ugly troon and change his entire personality and way of moving.

>>713146283
Funny

>>713146283
Reddit humor mixed with 4chan pedoshit

Man it's one thing if you don't mind the differences but I just don't understand the people that think/claim he's not different or even not that different, you have to be straight up retarded and blind.

>>713146312
>and btw if your the sort of autist who think he needs to move his brow around, there's nothing stopping them from moving it with this design. they just chose not to.
Because it looks like this >>713129685 when they do that

He's quite different and I like the design. He's not goofy and smiling all the time. This DK can look cool when punching shit or ripping apart his surroundings and look goofy and funny when he's not doing anything serious/fighting. It's good. Sucks for all the rare DK fans, truly, but i'm not bothered so oh well.

>>713132829
You purposely didn't choose the English original dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfx2gTEJsS0

chill

>>713146283
It was a matter of time actual pedos got involved.

>>713146578
right they did it too much in the amateur tv show which means it can't be done at all

what's it like being so close-minded?

>>713146578
>surprise
yeah you never really raise your brow like that except in moments of surprise/fear, suspicion or to threaten someone with a crazed look.
the only other flaws are because it's the TV model. and BTW looks worlds better than >>713146038 still

>>713136323
Bro is just now finding out what speculation is

>>713146578
actually it looks like this >>713145941

>>713127379 (OP)
Furry pedophiles

>>713145941
I liked how he looked in this game.

Alright guys, a video of Pauline Jr. faces has been posted the Nintendo Today!™ app.

>>713145941
>illumination changes dk's design
>/v/ screams miyamoto did it to erase rareware history
>despite the park dk being the rareware
>despite diddy, dixie, cranky, and rambi being their rare designs

>>713146880
I agree but I would remove the dint from his nose in favor of just smoothing it out.
it adds nothing and is just a stain on the design.

>>713142968
ToT

>>713146038
of course anon, I see it now
a weird redesign is actually meant to appeal to trannies and emasculate the white race, thank you for opening my eyes
now open wide

>>713146283

>>713145379
>To be fair, that really did just seem like an intentional design choice by Rare
The guy who designed it has literally gone on Twitter and called it a "Battletoads Brow". It was just a feature he gave all the characters he designed at the time.

>>713147096
A fat ugly re-design is made to champion the fat and ugly.

>>713127379 (OP)
he's woke now(wokey kong)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MOZxwM0IA

>>713145330
>>713145369
You're inventing silly excuses to be mad about, retardbro

>>713147574
I WANT TO BE SILLY!!!!!!

>>713127379 (OP)
Pedophilia

>>713146412
You're not exactly proving me wrong with how upset you're acting over a video game character amigo.

>>713133127
Incredible

why is eric spamming old footage and webbums

>>713145353
>cartoon
>the show that outright also does off model shit

>>713148846
No shit sherlock

>>713147104
the fuck does that have to do with anything you responded to?

>>713127379 (OP)
Diddy outshines Donkey Kong in every game he's in. Because playing the fast nimble guy is more fun than playing the slow lumbering guy. Removing Diddy, ensures that DK is actually the star of his own game.

>>713128294
>>713132621

>>713127462
You really think the singing was designed before the character?

>>713132829
just sounds like klonoa.

>>713127379 (OP)
Ok Pauline is a kid,
but why barefoot.

>Nintendo was a pedo op since the start.
>that's why it's kids/ family friendly oriented.

This timeline is getting ___ .

>>713127379 (OP)
Only retards still buy Nintendo games so he's representing the playerbase

>>713128294
WTF? My Bowser NTR game.....

>>713152189

>>713146000
Only Chun-li I see is this one
https://files.catbox.moe/69whsh.png

Eric is spamming all nintendo threads with pedo shit so he can complain to the mods that nintendo should be banned because they are all pedoshit.
It's all his private collection but he won't admit it, even when it's real cp.

Diddy ah blud

>>713144151
Damn, that other anon was right. You guys are hella delusional.

>>713136512
The direct explicitly didn't mention who blocked the sinkholes yet revealed the other villainous Kongs. Trust the plan.

>>713133127
>cosmo smile
>hrt tits
kek

I cannot wait to spend the next decade listening to Rarefags bitch about DKs design and completely ignore the gsmeplay

>>713155521
Hopefully the notorious Rarecuck/Judyfag finally died recently so that's one good thing.

>>713127379 (OP)
Because I can't fap to monkey porn.

>>713152189
saved.

>>713140473
>>713140596

you motherfuckers are always on other boards, and fucking crack me up

>>713156340
/v/ is a subsidiary of /dbs/

>>713127379 (OP)
couldve just renamed him DD Kong or something similar

Obviously DK's doughy redesign compared to his Rare Kazuma Kiryu -look shows he is younger than usually. What's strange is that Nintendo even acknowledges Rare, to the point of having googly eye characters. Must be younger team, likely Splatoon division, working on the game to show that much respect to a foreign contributers.

>>713127379 (OP)
If this looks fun to you then you need your T levels checked

>>713157996
Even Mario Odyssey referenced the Rare era.

>>713157996
>shows he is younger than usually
since when does being younger make you fatter and uglier with a gigantic mouth.

>>713140342
Cranky Kong still has the Rare-brow because he's supposed to represent "your dad's Donkey Kong" and at this point, that would be Country.

>>713146283
I'm surprised it's been this long and there hasn't been a single Zebra cock inside of her

>>713127379 (OP)
diddy was replaced by a strunk indapyndunt wymmen

>>713165581
She is neither strong nor independent.

>>713132829
>>713146703
This show had good songs and DK had a really good singing voice.

>YOU
>CAN'T
>GET AWAY
>WITH THIS
>MONNNKEEEY
>BIIIZZNEEESSS

>>713143451
They did, they added weird bits of skin between their eyes.

>poppy is in the game
>yet everyone keeps masturbating to the child

>>713159731
It's gonna be so wholesome bashing through the dynamic open world looking for nanas as DK

>>713153512
Not Chun-Li, Chi-chi. The Dragonball character. She's got black hair and blue bikini armor.

>>713167270
Monke hag, erotic

>>713132228
I wasn't prepared for the ending lol. Does pic related even qualify cause I was hoping for her?

>>713165797
yes but Diddy Kong THE CHARACTER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT doesn't have a good singing voice.

>>713132228
Better with audio.

>>713167270
Imagine the bestial odor. Disgusting.
Still would, though.

>>713127462
No need for a robust set of pipes when donkey Kong is an accomplished singer with hit songs such as "im nobody's hero".

>>713171431
You can't just SAY that, man. You gotta back yourself up with evidence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGL5yKdSCk

Also, someone actually brought the VA who did DK's singing voice back a few years ago to be the singing voice for a character in a CN show and it was great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u6KNcxMNHY

>>713167270
Dixie >>>>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC67qzaorvA

>>713146216
You know what. Chris was right. The boom design was shit and so is nu DK

>>713173071
How's it feel being as autistic as Chris Chan?

>>713132886
OMG, it's on again

>>713167270
I keep coming back to this image today Anon, god damn you. Something about that gesture already does it for me, but Poppy makes it even better.

>>713167270
>>713174495
Her hands should probably be bigger, though. She's clearly got them gibbon graspers in the trailer.

>>713131257
Kissable tushie
But it would be even more smoochable if it had freckles ToT

>>713133127
Finally, some good fucking OC.

>>713129283
Damn.

>>713170910
Fucking kek
How can you dl the file with audio included?

>>713127379 (OP)
>why did this happen
Nintendo noticed girls like their games if there's a princess in them.

>>713127379 (OP)
this is extremely gay i cant believe tendies would buy this

>>713140953
Everyone already ships Peach with Bowser no one would bat an eye

>>713127379 (OP)
For obvious reasons.Nintendo knows what they're doing with loline just like they knew what htey were doing with Inklings. Japan will eat this shit up.

https://files.catbox.moe/yup5yp.png
https://files.catbox.moe/5jm1ig.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mg89zc.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ca5uec.png

brutally murder all pedophiles

>>713133083
He's looking at loline right there.

>>713127379 (OP)
Donkey Cock

>>713127379 (OP)
because Nintendo is based!

>>713128294
I mean yeah

IS... IS THAT A CHARACTER HAVING ANOTHER EXPRESSION AS USUALY BUT STILL LOOKS THE SAME? AAAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME NIGGERMAN IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>713159731
got mine checked and got 0%. so hows your trans levels?

child porn distribution thread made by abib

>>713127379 (OP)
The eyes, mouth and eyebrows are the biggest complaints about this new design.

>>713181275
holy fuck delicious

>>713181275
>no anal

CUTE AND FUNNY

>>713167270
She's sexy but we don't know more about her unlike Pauline, that's my guess

>>713181275
I like there is now porn in the style of Super Mario Bros 3.

>>713133127
Can this be fed into one of the AI image decoders, to see what Google thinks of this memetic bullshit

>>713131078
Japs genuinely don't understand why westerners like DK, and Miyamoto specifically hates that the Rare version is more beloved than his original design.

>>713136274
Nintendo gave illumation the character design sheets, and they specifically requested DK look the way he did.

>>713141373
because DK has been out of the spotlight long enough that they hoped nobody would notice or care. you change his design in say 2003 and you have 20 million kids who still have DK64 and DKC fresh in their minds who are going to make their voices heard. but now all the people who are attached to Rare DK are in their 30s and 40s and only make up a fraction of Nintendo's customer base.

>>713132136
>what would a Waluigi game be
he's a loan shark and you have to go around shaking down your clients for money. Also have business/finance management elements.

>>713127379 (OP)
because it's a prequel and Pauline is very popular atm

>>713146038
>-fat fuck obesity
>-dinted nigger nose
>-philtrum
Weird how none of that is in any image in this thread.

>>713186130
Prove it.

>>713127379 (OP)
The monke looks like a dumbass in the new game

>>713134807
You most certainly do.

>>713132386
Monolith is the best team nintendo has.
Seriously those guys are wizards.

>>713128102
>tendies
>implying you yourself didn't make those threads
sure anon, sure.

>>713188439
Donkey Kong Bananza

>>713169107
Here you go.
https://files.catbox.moe/xzxngq.png

>>713127379 (OP)
Diddy’s name is problematic, prease understand

>>713189287
god bless

>>713189413
I've been trying to import to Kemono but the importer is being retarded and not working.

>>713180753
Yeah honestly Peace and Bowser would be happier together and Mario and Pauline were always meant to be. Luigi gets Daisy, Wario has Mona Pizza, and Waluigi gets Rosalina.

>>713189607
As it should, pedobro

>>713133127
>Yep, sips drink
lel

>>713127462
kek