Thread 715901613 - /v/ [Archived: 152 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:37:48 PM No.715901613
dk-bananza-4k
dk-bananza-4k
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This literally isn't even classifiable as a videogame. Games are supposed to have things like mechanics, level design, challenges to overcome, a reason to actually engage with the world. This has none of that.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:39:15 PM No.715901723
imagine thinking this is a good bait
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:39:51 PM No.715901773
tell me the game you like so i can copy paste your dumbass comment with a picture of that game
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:40:04 PM No.715901787
SEX with Poppy Kong
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:40:23 PM No.715901817
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>>715901613 (OP)
try harder next time, eric
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:44:13 PM No.715902098
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Yeah, but it has Gangplank Galleon, so whatever.

https://youtu.be/vMhlLXpeylE?si=iynZ210xXzN9I-yO
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:51:31 PM No.715902664
What's everyone's favorite level in the old games? I've always been really fond of Tree Top Town.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:52:32 PM No.715902732
>>715901613 (OP)
You actually bought a Switch 2 and had expectations?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:55:43 PM No.715902990
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>>715902664
Vulture Culture
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:59:31 PM No.715903257
Is this the DK thread?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:59:34 PM No.715903261
>>715902990
Basic bitch.
It's pretty good, yeah. I've always preferred 1 to 2 and 3.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:00:34 PM No.715903348
>>715903257
We'll make it the DK thread regardless of what OP wants. Which Kongs do you wanna see in future games, anon? Should they get redesigns or be left alone? Which games do you like the most?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:01:32 PM No.715903416
Nintendo is pandering to toddlers and retards.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:02:26 PM No.715903498
Thanks for describing a Sony movie game. Wake me up when you get better bait, faggot.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:02:34 PM No.715903512
>>715901613 (OP)
But enough about nu God of War
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:04:01 PM No.715903625
OK
OK
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>>715903348
Cool. because I wanted to post somewhere about how adorable some of the shit Pauline does in this game.
>spin your control stick and DK turns into a ball that Pauline walks on like a rolling log
>Take a nap to get extra hearts and she has commentary on every level and sub level and things around you
As for what Kongs I want, I'm a 64fag so I dream of getting DK64 the second. The DK rap cameoing in this game is a nice throwback.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:04:48 PM No.715903691
>>715903257
Yeah
Welcome to /v/
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:05:18 PM No.715903725
>>715901613 (OP)
>>715903416
total snoyric meltdown.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:05:48 PM No.715903776
>>715902990
Now I want someone to redraw this with K.Rool
>You'll never make it into Bananza K. Rool
>I beg to differ, you see, I've already dug into the Earth 13 years before you DK
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:06:05 PM No.715903797
>>715903691
I haven't been to /v/ in years. Mainly when there's one video game I'm interested in then I leave. I have successfully escaped
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:06:20 PM No.715903825
They should have made retro studios do 3d dk. Imagine how soulful that would be instead theyโ€™re working on a series I have no interest in.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:07:00 PM No.715903874
>>715903625
I really wanna see Tiny as an NPC going forward. I think she fits the shopkeep thing better than Cranky and Funky. I want them to keep her tall as fuck because the joke is better than the "Dixie except not" she was in 64, but she probably needs a redesign.

Also I miss Chunky.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:07:20 PM No.715903894
>>715901613 (OP)
What do you even do in it then? Just break rocks until you find a banana?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:07:59 PM No.715903953
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>>715903797
>I have successfully escaped
You're here right now, nigga.
Stop gaslighting yourself.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:09:12 PM No.715904052
therewasanattempt
therewasanattempt
md5: aa3044ac3a0e730c713d4e1b1819f32a๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:09:53 PM No.715904116
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>>715903874
>redesign tiny
Fuck you
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:10:37 PM No.715904170
not so Tiny
not so Tiny
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>>715903953
>You're here right now, nigga.
And as soon as I'm done with discussing this new video game I'll be gone again.
>>715903874
>NPC
Has to be playable. 64's only flaw was the massive amount of backtracking. Refine that, combine it with the Odyssey team's design, and you'd get a really fun sequel.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:11:20 PM No.715904236
>>715904116
It's okay but it's kinda boring. Same deal with Candy. Not saying "don't make the monkey hot," just that they need work done to fit in with the revised cast.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:12:18 PM No.715904323
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>>715904170
>I'll be gone again.
Yeah, for sure. Who hasn't escaped from prison just to turn around and go visit the other inmates?

See you next Direct, faggot.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:12:32 PM No.715904340
>>715901613 (OP)
Bro is just saying words
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:13:18 PM No.715904397
30 posts in not one person has even attempted to refute OP
Grim as fuck
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:14:18 PM No.715904480
>>715904397
that's because the OP lost and got raped.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:14:22 PM No.715904486
>>715904170
>64's only flaw was the massive amount of backtracking.
And the controls being kinda ass (or really ass when you're jetpacking). And most of the mini games not being fun. And multiple levels being kinda ass.

The heart was there, but that game just wasn't all there.

>Refine that, combine it with the Odyssey team's design, and you'd get a really fun sequel.
I do agree on this, though. In ten years I'm hoping some crazy person makes a Bananza mod pack that features blown up versions of the DK64 stages. Bananza's gameplay is exactly the kind of pace and energy 64 needed.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:14:30 PM No.715904496
Does Eric know about an upcoming Super Mario Sunshine sequel?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:15:23 PM No.715904569
>>715904116
Redesign her with wider hips.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:15:47 PM No.715904615
Lanky
Lanky
md5: b68d37529f5ac497922d0383feb30157๐Ÿ”
>>715904323
I legitimately don't give a shit about the hill you want to die on anon. I've moved on - if this upsets you then oh well. Who can spend money on video games anyway when you're spending it on night vision, land and shit not me hahahaha...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:16:05 PM No.715904640
>>715904480
Sounds like you're conceding since you just default to your epic bogeyman for the 9000th time
Say why you think the game has good level design, mechanics, etc. And give a concrete example. I'll wait
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:16:55 PM No.715904712
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>>715904640
Nobody cares about your raped tranny cope.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:17:51 PM No.715904784
>>715904397
>>715904640
Sorry no one took your shitty bait, OP.
Go make another thread.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:17:53 PM No.715904791
I legitimately can't think of anything more pathetic than posting on 4chan on cooldown telling people you've moved on from this place when you are, once again, posting on cooldown. And then claiming they're choosing a hill to die on. Like dude you can just close the tab right now but here you are actively being a hypocrite and pretending you're above everyone.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:19:25 PM No.715904904
>>715903348
>Which Kongs do you wanna see again?
I literally do not care so long as Kiddy never returns.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:19:47 PM No.715904929
>>715904486
>controls being kinda ass
A flaw of its time as Super Mario 64 had the same issue - most games I remember had that issue. The controller's directions were very limited. You have to remember that that era was pretty much the first foray into 3D video games. At the time it was revolutionary.
>pace and energy 64 needed
I'm still playing, on the snow level. Not sure if there is more platforming but I hope there is. Most of the banans I have been getting have been
>radar to detect something
>beat the shit out of the earth itself until I'm at it
>OOOOH BANANA
I figure that Nintendo is trying to show off the tech capability with this game similarly to how that one sony game tried to but they forgot some of the things that made Odyssey good in there. Though bringing that up that needed some more challenging platforming too.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:22:02 PM No.715905097
>>715904929
The radar is a spoiler/shitter assist mechanic, do NOT upgrade it. Nearly every Banana in the first 3 worlds is very clearly telegraphed in the environment. Haven't beaten the game so I can't speak for the rest, but the radar is a fun killer, do not use it.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:23:27 PM No.715905194
shurg
shurg
md5: 4cdecc4b1f785c3319d1cfec04a784b2๐Ÿ”
>>715904791
I said /v/ specifically. Faggots like you are part of the reason why.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:29:42 PM No.715905681
>>715905097
It's almost a requirement to determine if you should waste your time punching for 5 minutes into that pile of dirt and rock.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:31:53 PM No.715905863
>>715901613 (OP)
They should just cut the bullshit, and do a Mario and Donkey Kong team-up game. They could make it either co-op, or RE0-style "zapping system", where you swap between Mario and DK on the fly to get through/around obstacles. Mario would be for acrobatics/burning things/etc, and DK would be for smashing things/throwing things/etc.

Just give it some basic narrative excuse where King K Rool and Bowser team up to steal bananas and stars from their respective realms or something. That could even set it up for funny banter, where Bowser and K Rool just fucking hate one another or something, but have to work together for some greater goal.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:32:14 PM No.715905892
>>715904791
He's an anime avatarfag. Let him wallow in his ego.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:32:40 PM No.715905929
>>715905681
It really isn't. I learned by the time I was in Hills that if you aren't finding a clear sign within 15 seconds, stop, you're barking up the wrong tree. Once I changed to just moving fast and looking for signs, the game became way more fun.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:33:17 PM No.715905981
>>715905892
Shit man, I didn't think you retards would be un-ironically mad but your crab in a bucket transexual mentality is flaring like mad.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:34:18 PM No.715906047
Pauline Mario III will exist
Pauline Mario III will exist
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:34:21 PM No.715906053
>>715905929
And what about the plethora of fossils beyond standard completion of the game? This is an Odyssey Team game after all.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:34:40 PM No.715906084
>>715905981
Struck a nerve, huh?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:35:37 PM No.715906142
>>715901773
Super Mario Odyssey
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:35:51 PM No.715906161
>>715906084
No, not really. I'll be gone and you'll still be seething knowing that little bit of information about some random anon you'll never interact with again.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:35:54 PM No.715906168
>>715905981
Smoke is coming out of your ears right now
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:36:46 PM No.715906238
>>715906047
>DA SNOOOOOOYS

You obnoxious cultists have had this coming for a year. Nintendo posters have been especially obnoxious for the past 6 months with their cultist attitude and need to shit up every thread that doesn't pay tithes to Nintendo with "buy an ad" bullshit. Take your licks.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:37:30 PM No.715906302
>>715901613 (OP)
OK
I think this game looks fun though. I will keep it in mind for the future when the Switch 2 may get more fun games, hopefully enough of them to be worth buying.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:37:39 PM No.715906316
>>715906047
Why would snoy cry about Nintendo fan-theory?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:38:15 PM No.715906362
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>>715906238
Eric, you can't stop Mario from having a daughter.
It's all but confirmed.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:39:39 PM No.715906465
i can't believe faggots are bumping this shitty thread

no wonder this place has fallen greatly
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:39:47 PM No.715906479
>>715906238
Everybody knows it's you.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:40:16 PM No.715906515
chunky kong's untimely end
chunky kong's untimely end
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>>715903874
>also I miss Chunky
we all do anon, we all do...
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:41:13 PM No.715906590
All this because people are mad itโ€™s not coming to PS5
PS5 couldnโ€™t even run it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:41:19 PM No.715906597
>>715906053
I tended to find all but 10-20 in each area. I'm at sublevel 600. The game absolutely has some bullshit ones, but the vast majority of stuff is really intuitive.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:41:47 PM No.715906653
>>715906316
Because if Mario has a daughter, she is definitely going to get her own game starring her.
And People will want to cash in on what may be the Super Mario Bros. 1 successor.
This means that the Nintendo Switch 2 will sell more units.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:41:54 PM No.715906661
>>715906362
Confirmed by whom? This really reminds me of the same rumours about Rosalina that were complete nothingburger. When will you learn Nintendo never engage with their fandom more than bare minimum?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:42:58 PM No.715906757
>>715906653
>she is definitely going to get her own game starring her.
lol
>This means that the Nintendo Switch 2 will sell more units
lmao
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:44:35 PM No.715906873
>>715906465
/v/ has been shit for nearly two decades, sometimes negative threads are only negative in disguise to discuss the game
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:44:58 PM No.715906903
How do I get rid of tornados
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:45:25 PM No.715906942
>>715906515
Probably the least in need of a redesign of the remaining Kongs. Split his eyes and he fits in just fine.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:45:54 PM No.715906974
>>715906757
Bananza Pauline is very well-recieved as of right now.
If Nintendo were to reveal that she was Mario's daughter, everyone would be scrambling to get copies of the Super Pauline game for the Nintendo Switch 2.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:47:09 PM No.715907058
>>715906597
I'm finding many that are just hiding in random piles of dirt and rock you need to dig through. I mean literally in the middle of the level you just traversed without any indication that they are there. You are right, there are plenty that exist that have paths to them, though I'm still not very happy with the design of the paths. The massively open and destructible design of the world means that they focused less on natural player level design pathing which is something I don't like between SMO and DKB.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:52:28 PM No.715907469
>>715906974
Does she sing any other songs besides
>WOAH OHH OHHHH
? That's kind of tiring and I've been playing for just a few hours. The song playing every time you transform is also a bit grating.
>They didn't put a natural means to fight an enemy or a boss in and just expect you to transform
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:53:17 PM No.715907529
>>715906974
Why are you here? I know you're the one putting your bullshit on TV tropes too
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:56:01 PM No.715907735
>>715907529
I don't use TV Tropes.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:56:37 PM No.715907801
>>715902098
Did they reuse any other popular DK song in that game?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:57:02 PM No.715907835
>>715907735
Sure even though you and whoever is saying that this Pauline is actually not the same Pauline from Odyssey but just that Pauline's grandmother for whatever reason using the exact same typing style is definitely not you man thanks for telling me now I know it's not true faggot
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:57:55 PM No.715907898
>cunny literally sings "UOOOOOH"
This was intentional, right? This had to be intentional.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:58:05 PM No.715907914
>People think we're ever going to see kongs who weren't in TF Switch ever again.

If not here, it's not happening. You have to let go.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:58:06 PM No.715907915
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Reminder
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:59:14 PM No.715908001
>>715907801
Jungle Japes, Stickerbrush Symphony, and the Bonus theme all appear
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:59:18 PM No.715908005
Remember when people kept saying that Mori Calliope was going to be in the game? good times
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:00:45 PM No.715908129
>>715907915
During one of the naps she mentions being the mayor of new donk city. I think she was just turned into a younger form when she was turned into the rock creature.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:01:20 PM No.715908168
>>715907801
Not a full remix, but Aquatic Ambience of all things is sampled in the New Donk City section.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:01:22 PM No.715908170
>>715908005
Was that not the case? Recalled hearing a ton โ€˜bout it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:02:56 PM No.715908292
>>715908129
Did she turn back into Mayor Pauline at the end?
No.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:03:36 PM No.715908363
>>715908292
Ok?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:09:39 PM No.715908874
>>715908129
Post a picture. I think you're just lying to push your dogshit headcanon
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:10:30 PM No.715908939
>kids grew up watching nintendo tubers talking about the greatness of DKC 1, 2 and 3
>kids never played them but glorify them as classics
>K Rool never appears in another game outside of references and spin-off games till Smash Ultimate
>Now he's treated as a legendary character by people that never played the original games
>Bananza comes out and basically does the same shit as Odyssey by taking disparaging elements from the DK series for nostalgia and references
>Just put K Rool in there anyway as the final boss because nostalgia
>People eat that shit up because they understand a legacy they never experienced

Hype for K Rool fans, but I'm not a fan of Odyssey teams reliance on hyper focused nostalgia and gimmicky gameplay elements that sour further playthroughs.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:11:14 PM No.715909005
>>715908129
>I think she was just turned into a younger form when she was turned into the rock creature.
Why? And then why was there an entire plot point that she didn't like singing in the beginning
>inb4 she lost her memory as well
give up.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:16:00 PM No.715909352
>>715908874
I don't have a picture unfortunately. I read it, thought that was NEET and then moved on. Then I saw that anon's are theory crafting that she's mario's daughter or bullshit.
>push my headcanon
I'm simply telling you what I remember from playing a video game.
>>715909005
>Why?
How the fuck should I know? Why was she turned into a rock?
>plot point that she didn't like singing in the beginning
See the previous answer. Did you not notice that the game's loose narrative is extremely weak?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:17:29 PM No.715909456
images
images
md5: 8b03178f3d2b97238d1f82118ae31a90๐Ÿ”
enough with the consolewar nonsense
im considering buying a switch 2 for bananza
i like platformers because they are generally fun challenge based games that keep the gameplay interesting with varied level design and fun power ups/gimmicks
DKs power to destroy the environment seems fun, but i can also see it getting dull within a few hours and it breaking the level design that a fun platformer is so reliant on
can someone who has played this game for a long time tell me whether and how bananza keeps the gameplay fresh and challenging?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:19:11 PM No.715909596
Dont have a Switch 2 yet but it seems like it has the same problem as Odyssey where it just throws so much shit at you for no effort that collecting a banana feels empty.
Gonna play it anyway though.
Also sex with K Rool and DK.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:20:12 PM No.715909662
>>715909596
That's exactly what it is, it's made by the same development team after all. It's not bad though.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:20:26 PM No.715909679
>>715909352
>The narrative is extremely weak only when it doesn't confirm my headcanon
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:21:34 PM No.715909762
>>715909679
Stop sperging out retard. Pauline is introduced in this game so haphazardly it's like it didn't even happen. Odyssey's story was presented far better than this one.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:21:41 PM No.715909767
>>715909596
getting bananas is primarily for uograding
Replies: >>715909935
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:23:38 PM No.715909896
New Donk City chaos
New Donk City chaos
md5: ed47f1c8f4edbe7051683b80422de767๐Ÿ”
>>715909679
I went and found a screenshot of what I'm referring to for you, you lazy cunt. What is she referring to here?
https://youtu.be/Ja46a2I-i0Y?si=SkUp44tdwdVFEruK&t=36
Replies: >>715909962 >>715925092
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:24:13 PM No.715909935
artworks-000414591339-o2fmmz-t1080x1080
artworks-000414591339-o2fmmz-t1080x1080
md5: 0f77858db5f6153caa7f878d4c24b4e3๐Ÿ”
>>715909767
>skill tree in a platformer
they did my monkey wrong
Replies: >>715910060 >>715910339 >>715916663 >>715926246
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:24:42 PM No.715909962
>>715909896
>During one of the naps she mentions being the mayor of new donk city
What you posted is not even fucking close are you high
Replies: >>715910151
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:26:22 PM No.715910060
>>715909935
I hate it when platformers DON'T have skills to learn.
Replies: >>715910532
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:26:40 PM No.715910081
>>715909456
Gameplay does keep fresh, but challenging it is not. Not as bad as odyssey (very low bar) but the lot of boss battles can be won in under a minute, with there only being a rise in difficulty at the very end along with the usual postgame challenges. If a hard game is what youโ€™re looking for, keep that $70 in your pocket
Replies: >>715910261
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:27:45 PM No.715910151
>>715909962
That's nice you dick sucker, address the question.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:28:45 PM No.715910212
>>715907801
Several.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:29:43 PM No.715910260
>>715901613 (OP)
Remind me again what games you even play? Every time I ask you completely dodge the question for some odd reason.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:29:43 PM No.715910261
>>715910081
oh no, dont get me wrong, im not looking for a hard game, just for a "challenge", even if it is easy
like solving an easy picross puzzle, even though you know you can easily do it, the process of going through solving the puzzle is the enjoying part
i expect the same from nintendo platformers, nothing difficult, just a fun challenge to solve
im just worried that the destruction gameplay destroys the "challenge" for the sake of "make your own fun" game design
Replies: >>715910479 >>715910770
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:31:06 PM No.715910339
>>715909935
its an actual purpose to collectibles that make the gameplay more fun, though.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:33:27 PM No.715910479
>>715910261
I'm on sub level 500 and so far every level has been built entirely with punching through dirt and rock in mind. There are some gimmicks here and there but yes the challenge suffers from this concept.

The game has challenge rooms similar to Sunshine and Odyssey that you go into and even they are remarkably easy. If it isn't a challenge of go in there and spam Y to punch the shit out of enemies it's go in there and do the obvious thing to beat the enemies. THOUGH some of the challenge rooms do require a tiny bit of thinking, likely with children in mind so you won't find it very difficult.
Replies: >>715910714
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:34:11 PM No.715910532
>>715910060
you hate tropical freeze? the mario galaxy games?
Replies: >>715910657
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:36:14 PM No.715910657
>>715910532
The Galaxy games mixed up the levels enough to feel like there was a sense of progression.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:37:04 PM No.715910714
16568465184565
16568465184565
md5: 4c7df8772ec2b98c80d663bfa3df7910๐Ÿ”
>>715910479
thank you anon, appreciate the honest response
im not dissuaded, just keeping my expectations in check
i hope the novelty of destroying everything keeps the game fresh for the first playthough
Replies: >>715910898
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:38:14 PM No.715910770
>>715910261
findin all banans and fossils isn't easy, it's taking me 5 to 6 hours per level
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:38:41 PM No.715910798
>>715906873
of course it has. it always has been. but never this bad and thoughtless. It's less tolerable than it has ever been. guess i'll fuck off.
Replies: >>715911168
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:40:04 PM No.715910896
this game is so braindead boring /v/ros...
you just punch shit, and if you cant find any of the fossils and bananas you just punch dirt for treasure maps
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:40:06 PM No.715910898
>>715910714
>im not dissuaded
I'm genuinely not trying to dissuade you, but I am not going to shy away from telling you the truth of my experience thus far. I had fun with Odyssey and I'm having fun with Bananza, it's a perfectly fine game.
>i hope the novelty of destroying everything keeps the game fresh for the first playthough
It has so far for me. There are of course certain things you can't just outright destroy and have to think a tiny bit to overcome based on the game teaches you in your first hour or so of playing.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:43:06 PM No.715911108
Every boss shouldโ€™ve been like Void Kong minus the backtracking.
Replies: >>715911217
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:43:47 PM No.715911168
>>715910798
>but never this bad and thoughtless
Trust me, nothing has changed from 5 years ago, same exact shitposting and vitriol. Even from 10 years ago very little has changed but the terminology being used now is different. The anons who got me into games like the Red Orchestra series or Stalker are long gone - couldn't even enjoy rising storm 2 threads when that game released because of endless shitposting/trolling. You should also not come to /v/ any longer except for many bursts here and there, that is if you wish to keep your sanity.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:44:22 PM No.715911217
>>715911108
And FPS drops
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:47:11 PM No.715911408
bros, what does melon juice do?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:56:01 PM No.715912070
1
1
md5: 9bd6196db717504be61555a3678f4999๐Ÿ”
>>715903416
Hasn't it been like that since the Wii? Their games are always so retardedly easy I don't know how people even have fun with that. You're just going through the motions.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:00:17 PM No.715912367
>>715906515
did chunky even make a cameo in bananza?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:02:04 PM No.715912505
>>715906047
>>715906362
>nobody believes my retarded theory?
>AARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH YOU MUST BE A SHITPOSTER HIRED BY SONY!!!!!!!
why are you like this?
Replies: >>715912648
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:02:59 PM No.715912579
>>715901613 (OP)
It's power wash simulator with a donkey kong skin, or at least how I play it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:03:50 PM No.715912648
>>715912505
Why are you like this, Eric?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:04:20 PM No.715912684
>>715901613 (OP)
not even the music is good, it sounds ai generated. this is the most soulless nintendo game yet.
Replies: >>715912760
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:05:26 PM No.715912760
>>715912684
Eric, please stop.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:09:55 PM No.715913071
>>715901613 (OP)
goty tbqh senpai
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:15:17 PM No.715913448
villainevolution
villainevolution
md5: 7d5916e2e36701e9efeb0ce4c4b5e883๐Ÿ”
>DKC: steals bananas so DK will starve to death
>DK64: tries to blow up DK Island and kill all the Kongs
>Bananza: Wants to kill everyone in the world

What's next? Donkey Kong Galaxy where he tries to blow up the universe? Donkey Kong Heaven when he tries to kill God?
Replies: >>715915569 >>715918407 >>715918873
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:17:25 PM No.715913587
>a mario game died for this
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:17:32 PM No.715913594
1750381708832690
1750381708832690
md5: da76847628a38bb1193d44719a9c11ff๐Ÿ”
>This litterally isn't eve-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>G-G-Games are suppos-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>T-T-T-T-Th-*sobs, seethes, chokes on tears*-This has no-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:45:04 PM No.715915569
>>715913448
everything krool does is to spite the kongs and make life miserable for them.
he wanted the bananas to rot (and to consume his rotten feast) specifically so that DK couldnt have bananas anymore.
whats next is finding another outlandish way to try and make life worse for the kongs.
he might force kongress to pass a banana ban (the ban-ana bill)
Replies: >>715919447 >>715919683 >>715919689
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:55:30 PM No.715916280
>>715901613 (OP)
Then don't buy it
Replies: >>715917701
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:57:45 PM No.715916435
i've been playing all day and i'm still not tired of smashing shit heh
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:00:50 AM No.715916663
>>715909935
It's not even a skill tree. It's like DMC's skill shop, you buy exact what you want in any order.

It's a good system
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:13:53 AM No.715917494
>>715906362
game literally deconfirms this. Lady is paulines grandma who was captured by cranky kong.
Replies: >>715917820 >>715917867
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:15:14 AM No.715917591
I'm at the Gusty layer. How far away from the end am I? I've fully completed the first 4 layers and kinda speedran the following yo break up the momotony a bit.
Replies: >>715918676
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:16:56 AM No.715917701
>>715916280
Gee, if only that stopped Tendies from shitposting literally everything non-nintendo on this board. You all act like women--literal frmales. I hope every mid and lukewarm Nintendo release gets shitposted into the ground after the way Tendies have been acting on this board this past year.
Replies: >>715917853
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:17:13 AM No.715917717
Itโ€™s Mario odyssey: power wash simulator
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:18:52 AM No.715917820
Family Tree
Family Tree
md5: 990b07ca234e3203b43d2f3b754dd124๐Ÿ”
>>715917494
Correct.
Lady's daughter is Mayor Pauline.
Replies: >>715918380
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:19:23 AM No.715917853
>>715917701
What a sad life you lead
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:19:38 AM No.715917867
>>715917494
Do you think he gave her that cranky dong?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:27:37 AM No.715918380
>>715917820
Why isn't her name Pauline Jr? Yes they do that for women too.
Replies: >>715918557 >>715918853
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:28:11 AM No.715918407
>>715913448
>Donkey Kong Galaxy
We're heading back to the Wii era brahs.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:30:28 AM No.715918557
>>715918380
Pauline Jr. is Mayor Pauline.
Bananza Pauline is Pauline III just like how Country DK is DK III.
Replies: >>715918741
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:31:52 AM No.715918637
>mario lorefags
Why is this a thing?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:32:18 AM No.715918664
>>715903348
Seeing Tiny Kong back would be fun but it'd also be funny if somehow the martial arts Kong's from Jungle Best came back in future.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:32:29 AM No.715918676
>>715917591
160X is the bottom
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:33:40 AM No.715918741
>>715918557
No, her name is Pauline.
Replies: >>715918962
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:35:03 AM No.715918814
1721941162551507
1721941162551507
md5: 8ff5ccfa69e2a6cb1099853a8d0cf568๐Ÿ”
>>715901613 (OP)
It has been blatantly obvious for the past 5 years Nintendo has no clue what they're doing anymore and doesn't care beyond "MONEY". Why anyone bought a S2 expecting anything else is beyond me.
Replies: >>715918939
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:35:38 AM No.715918853
>>715918380
A girl named Mary Jr. is rushed to the hospital with life threatening injuries . When she gets there, the head surgeon says, "I can't operate on her, she's my daughter." How is this possible?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:35:55 AM No.715918873
>>715913448
I love how King K Rool is somehow the goofiest Nintendo villain but also one of the most genuinely evil. Also I for one would love a space DK game with King the Roolthless
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:36:57 AM No.715918939
272d3f1985fbb13fd8701390fa2c8723--eyes
272d3f1985fbb13fd8701390fa2c8723--eyes
md5: 5d3990b510c4b33224e555514c88779d๐Ÿ”
>>715918814
It has been blatantly obvious underage faggots like yourself weren't here for dead Wii years or shit like amiibo fucking festival
Replies: >>715919105
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:37:02 AM No.715918943
can someone explain this eric tranny meme to me, I'm out of the loop
Replies: >>715919060
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:37:02 AM No.715918945
>>715906903
You don't
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:37:19 AM No.715918962
>>715918741
Correct.
Just like how Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong Country is not referred to as Donkey Kong III, even though he is Donkey Kong III, Pauline III is referred to as just Pauline.
Replies: >>715919098
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:38:43 AM No.715919042
>>715901613 (OP)
little babby smash game
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:38:59 AM No.715919060
>>715918943
Eric hates Donkey Kong Bananza because he is scared of Mario potentially having a daughter, which will result in more Switch 2 units being sold.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:39:33 AM No.715919098
>>715918962
Nah he's Cranky Kong's son.
Replies: >>715919340
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:39:36 AM No.715919105
1751647087666128
1751647087666128
md5: 1de7f049c029b0be94c799a9b36e1ed4๐Ÿ”
>>715918939
Pure projection. I've owned every Nintendo system, grew up with Nintendo, and the past 5 years have been utter shit and your defense of it will only ensure it continues to be shit.
Replies: >>715920076
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:42:21 AM No.715919297
>Accidentally read a sign from the back
>DK goes "Oops this is the back"
lmao
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:42:51 AM No.715919340
>>715919098
It is possible that DK III is DK Jr. or that DK III and DK Jr. were born around the same time as eachother.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:44:42 AM No.715919447
>>715915569
kek
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:47:36 AM No.715919630
>>715901613 (OP)
I get what youโ€™re trying to do and I was worried about this as well but you need to play the game first.
80% of the bananas are in areas you cannot simply break the terrain to get into.
The levels also have actual level design despite the stage breakability.
Replies: >>715919992 >>715920239
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:48:39 AM No.715919683
>>715915569
>he might force kongress to pass a banana ban
>(the ban-ana bill)
lmao, we can't have K Rool have the banuculear codes.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:48:41 AM No.715919689
>>715915569
King K Rool finds a way to travel through time specifically to erase banana's from history but in a way DK knows it's the fault of one alligator adipose.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:51:57 AM No.715919920
>>715907469
She only has one song that isn't gibberish, which makes her presence in the game feel rather retarded, even Odyssey had two vocal tracks.
Replies: >>715920720
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:53:08 AM No.715919992
>>715919630
this
the game levels are basically unbreakable skeletons filled in with breakable material
almost like a real building foundation
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:54:23 AM No.715920076
>>715919105
Ok Eric
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:56:41 AM No.715920239
>>715919630
early level designs kinda suck but things get better after the divide.

I do feel like half of the bananzas arent really utilized and some just outright suck the snake is so shit and the ostritch is basically just the gliderzebra feels good but barely gets used and surfing is more fun. Kong mode is basically better DK mode and it does kinda suck that you'll be hearing that song for 70% of the game.only time you dont use it is when hanging from stuff since he covers too much of the screen
Replies: >>715920328 >>715920830 >>715921151
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:58:09 AM No.715920328
>>715920239
Kong falls off once you get the mighty SUCC
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:02:58 AM No.715920646
>>715901613 (OP)
lil babby smash game
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:04:01 AM No.715920720
>>715919920
I'm still playing through it so feel free to spoil it for me as I don't care, but are there any rhythm game sections? I genuinely cannot believe that we have a donkey kong game that also has elements of music but during the parts where Pauline is being convinced to sing in front of everyone they don't have you do some sort of rhythm mini game. I mean for fuck's sake Jungle Beat was a thing.
Replies: >>715920862
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:04:17 AM No.715920735
>>715901613 (OP)
Filtered
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:06:00 AM No.715920829
>>715901613 (OP)
Its embarrassing to be honest. The game is fucking weird on all levels. I am glad I did not buy this, but I was not interested in playing as an ape anyway, regardless of how good it might have been.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:06:01 AM No.715920830
>>715904170
Backtracking is not a flaw. Anyone who says this is a brainlet
>>715920239
The only bad bananza is flight because it destroys the very point of a collectathon and platformer.
Just ignore it
Replies: >>715920921
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:06:27 AM No.715920862
>>715920720
unless they make it the final thing in the game I dont think so
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:07:18 AM No.715920921
>>715920830
>Backtracking is not a flaw
You never played DK64 then.
Replies: >>715921268
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:10:36 AM No.715921151
>>715920239
Odyssey team has extreme difficulty in expanding on things in a fulfilling way. I just unlocked Zebra mode and that mini game/tutorial was over in 10 seconds.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:12:27 AM No.715921268
>>715920921
Oh I did. I wouldnt be saying backtracking isnโ€™t a flaw if it was. I also played 3d zeldas and mario.
I could agree that excessive backtracking can be bad but thats not because of backtracking itself. Dk64 does not have excessive backtracking just because earlier levels have level design for the kongs you unlock later. Thats just an asinine complaint and I hate it every single time I see it. The game makes it very easy to see which collectibles youโ€™re missing in each world.
Replies: >>715921385
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:13:58 AM No.715921385
>>715921268
>DK64 does not have excessive backtracking
If you actually played DK64 you wouldn't be saying this. At least watch someone else play the game so you can understand how bad the backtracking was.
Replies: >>715921536
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:14:15 AM No.715921407
The_Legend_of_Zelda_Breath_of_the_Wild
The_Legend_of_Zelda_Breath_of_the_Wild
md5: a568e62c8745a63c3ca9923893f8c74a๐Ÿ”
>>715901613 (OP)
OP here, posted the wrong picture.
Replies: >>715922228 >>715925026
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:16:13 AM No.715921536
>>715921385
I can say this and play dk64 you just donโ€™t want to accept that people can have a different opinion to yours.
Replies: >>715921749
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:16:24 AM No.715921558
>>715906053
Upgrade the treasure tie, use Bananza mode to break shit to get treasure chests with fossil maps
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:18:42 AM No.715921749
>>715921536
>Have a different opinion
There are wrong opinions. By the way, Banjo Tooie has equally bad back tracking, some of the worst ever. Just because you want to be a contrarian doesn't make you right. I'm not saying what I'm saying because I hate either game, I grew up with them and remember them fondly to this day, what I'm stating are objective facts.
Replies: >>715925228
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:22:03 AM No.715922019
>>715901613 (OP)
Oh watch out we have an expert on videogames here.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:24:54 AM No.715922228
>>715921407
feel like every open world game after this has been better while also being an inherently bad genre
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:25:40 AM No.715922285
>>715902098
need a mashup with Finest Hour like that one guy did with the Smash Ultimate remix
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:28:52 AM No.715922539
Zebra keki
Zebra keki
md5: 95ec25fcd7b409959a3ad7991eb83085๐Ÿ”
why do the zebras sound like Principle Kuno from Ranma 1/2?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:42:14 AM No.715923485
>>715901773
Fire Emblem Engage
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:57:44 AM No.715924565
>>715901613 (OP)
It's a sandbox game. Like Minecraft.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:01:57 AM No.715924837
Dk bananza has literally no game mechanics or challenge. You literally just run around spamming the punch button
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:04:45 AM No.715925026
>>715921407
It's every nintendo game since the success of botw
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:05:40 AM No.715925092
file
file
md5: a3c95e1279903b52b077d1d40f55bf26๐Ÿ”
>>715908129 >>715909352 >>715909896
what does that nap have to do with it?
Replies: >>715925215
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:07:30 AM No.715925206
>>715902664
Toxic Tower
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:07:39 AM No.715925215
>>715925092
>sleep with little girls

I mean, Iโ€™m into it, but it seems kinda weird Nintendo is doing this
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:07:57 AM No.715925228
>>715921749
>there are wrong opinions
Usually the retard that has the gall to say something like this is the one with the wrong opinion. Fitting that someone saying someone else didnโ€™t play a game they said they played over a difference in opinion is the one saying someone arrogant shit like this. I hope you never learn to cope and seethe forever retard
Replies: >>715926613
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:16:49 AM No.715925761
IMG_5753
IMG_5753
md5: ef01ef74ddc0d6fe9f8e0bb2a993c6ce๐Ÿ”
>>715906515
>also I miss Chunky Kong
Replies: >>715926668
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:17:50 AM No.715925831
>>715906903
Play Cheetahmen 2 and shoot an arrow at it, AVGN approved
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:17:54 AM No.715925839
IMG_0205
IMG_0205
md5: 803a8dd3248dff7061645e2b7e0e0f20๐Ÿ”
>>715906942
We know based on interviews that the Kongs in the Mario movie were based on new internal designs at Nintendo which were first introduced in MK World and Bananza so Chunky already has one and the only difference is the eyes and maybe pants
Replies: >>715926668
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:23:54 AM No.715926246
>>715909935
Whatโ€™s wrong with a Skill Tree? Do you enjoy visiting Cranky, Funky, Candy and Snide in DK64 over and over with different Kongs? A skill tree menu is so much faster you dumb fuck
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:24:09 AM No.715926261
>>715901613 (OP)
You're getting paid for this right? I hope you aren't doing this for free.
Replies: >>715926413
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:26:26 AM No.715926413
>>715926261
worse
he is also a namefag so he pays his money to do this
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:29:39 AM No.715926613
>>715925228
Shut the fuck up you pretentious cunt. The game literally requires you to do the same exact thing 5 times with each Kong after you've unlocked them. Do you also defend eating literal feces as an opinion?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:30:35 AM No.715926668
Chunky
Chunky
md5: a4fc66140c13394486738d31bdecfb32๐Ÿ”
>>715925761
>>715925839
What did they do to my boy Chunky? This is not Chunky.