Tendie bros... everyone is laughing at us again

>>714074791 (OP)
OH NO NO NO
I literally soiled my diaper because of this!

Surely at some point Nintendo will have to tell gamefreak to get their shit together right?

Brave and original. Why do people keep coming to these again?

>>714075030
Nintendo only cares about money

>>714075030
The strategy is to wait for Gamefreak devs to die

Nice, we finally reached early ps2 graphics

>>714074791 (OP)
That looks like Pokemon for the Atari Jaguar.

Palworld Won

It doesn't surprise me, these clowns are the same studio that couldn't optimise a gameboy color game without Iwata showing them up

oh nonono nonono..

>>714075223
DQ8 on PS2 looks better than this.

Zoroark

>>714075208
kys instead of spamming this shit over and over

Still gonna have fun

>spamming this every hour since yesterday
jannies are useless trannies as usual

>>714074791 (OP)
valve jeets are tendies. normal people bought a switch 2.

>>714075030
It sells a billion copies anyway so why bother? The pigs will come to the slop bucket regardless.

Pw better

>>714075401
Anon, that was over a quarter of a century ago
This is a whole new generation of retarded devs

>>714074791 (OP)
Holy SOVL
snoys could never

>>714075997
Those characters look out of place in that world

>>714074791 (OP)
I can't think of a single fanbase with lower standards than pokefags.

>>714077903
you lost snoyfag

>>714075030
Nintendo is proud. Game freak makes best sellers literally without trying. What more could you ask for?

>>714075475
There was a thread about it on /vp/ and most of them were defending pokemon saying it doesnt kek.
The main difference is that ps2/gamecube games had art direction, unlike SV. It looks more like a cheap korean mmo from the early 2000s

>>714074791 (OP)
>This shit is the Palworld competition.
Pfhhaha fartendo/gf are pathetic, just keep losing
>>714077903
Tendirs, every game shownd for switch looks like garbage, Mario kart is a fucking downgrade

mmmm

>>714078689
*Switch 2

>>714074791 (OP)
>doom in 1993: i'm gonna pre-bake lightning data into the textures so my levels look as atmospheric as possible. i'm also going to use some simple shading so i'm as performant as possible
>devs in 2025: how do i turn on shadows in this engine? oh no it stutters now, i'd better turn it off
embarrassing really

>>714074791 (OP)
mEANWHILE pc chads

>>714074791 (OP)
>>714074979
>>714079320
>>714079202
>>714078689
Eric you lost

>>714079437
You're defending literal garbage made by one of the most profitable companies on Earth. You haven't won anything but the "Useful Idiot Corporate Sock Puppet" award

>>714079202
Even gf is making a better looking game for Xbox, they really hate fartendo and pokeshit hahaha

>>714075030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0r-Kap8kWI
lol, lmao even

>>714079547
you are replying to a bot

>>714079634
You're supposed to assume thats the case most of the time, sadly - this is the modern internet.

>>714079591
It's for PS too? Lol

Wow, it looks just like the N64

>>714075030
>Units sales
Generation IX 26,790,000

What's the point of switch 2? Every game looks like shit or the same like switch 1

>>714079728
>>714079547
These are funny but you'll never see them in standard playthroughs. You have to go well out of your way to break the game like this.

>>714079728
>the claw
Was this the power Chris-Chan was trying to harness?

Why cant they just go back to 2D, 2.5D, Pixelart

>>714079843
>What's the point of switch 2?

>>714079824
They make money even without new games like last year, pkmn is just merch tcg and mibilgames

>>714075997
i started playing for the first time a few days ago and i'm still amazed at the attention to detail/animation in every little thing. EVERY pal has its own quirks and personality and that's shown in their animations. 11/10 game and i never even really cared for Pokemon.

>>714075030
Nintendo just re-released a 7 year old wii u launch title that runs at like 20fps with one additional gimmick, and are now reselling it on switch 2 for $80. And they got tremendous praise for all of this.
The sad thing is most of the pokefags I know say this game is good and the glaring issues are just overblown. Literally just a matter of
>do nothing
>win
for Nintendo and co

>>714079728
Bravo Nintendo

>>714075030
Only if Game Freak fails hard enough that a new mainline title is a flop
Which likely won't happen. Pokémon fans are the COD fans of tendies. Doesn't matter how sloppy, unfinished and uninspired the games become, some dumb manchild will buy two copies and two consoles to trade to himself on so he can collect the same 500 Pokémon again (with the addition of 20 new dogshit designs and new shiny sparkles!), some millennial/gen X mother will buy their gen alpha kids a copy of the newest game because they remember it from when they were younger, the normalfags will buy the games every year or two, beat the E4 and put it down for good, and nothing will change.
Pokémon has become a Brand™, the quality of the games doesn't matter anymore, its status as an unshakable part of the status quo of capitalism will carry it until everything else around it fails. Same as Disney, same as Marvel, same as DC, same as Star Wars, etc.

The GPU is absolutely maxed out on this game. It really makes you wonder what the fuck they did to achieve that. There is some firing deserved for this, wether it be managers or developers. I like to think it's some retarded manager's fault. It's total dog shit work. I really wonder if they worked on the engine all the way up to release or if they said "good enough" early on.

>>714079991
I literally have no idea which game you mean.

In this thread: A bunch of PC vegans running emulators show off their buggy builds made by a 3rd worlder pirate as gotchas troll posts. Works fine on my Switch 2. One day when your irrelevant piracy infested shithole nation grows up, you'll afford a Switch 2. A correlation between piracy and high product costs, you'll understand one day little turd worldies.

>>714080360
rushed out the door for a yearly release + they probably thought they could salvage it with the switch 2 which was supposed to release a lot earlier, like around dlc2 but that got pushed back

>>714075030
You dumb shits don't understand.
How can you not get it yet?
Pokemon isn't a game franchise. It's a marketing vehicle for the most prolifically successful merchandise franchise in human history.
The games aren't allowed to stay in the oven long enough to turn out well because they have to get the games out in order to ship the next wave of merch. The games are pennies by comparison.

palworld thread.

>>714080675 (Me)
Sorry, here's a better graph. idk what was up with that other one.
Same messagt thoughbeit

>>714077903
I was going to reply that Sonic fans are worse, but actually these days I don't think they are.
Sonicfags know the games are shit, but don't care. Pokemonfags slurp up what gamefreak shits out so hard they buy it twice over because they think it's actually good.

>>714075997
I thought the Jesus part would be crucifying them, disappointed it's not

I like how this thread was just an excuse to shit on Pokemon while turning it into a Palworld thread.
Just make a fucking Palworld thread.

>>714081202
>this thread was just an excuse to shit on Pokemon while turning it into a Palworld thread
as it should be

>>714081202
There already is a palworld thread, and its dying rapidly lol. I don't know why that faggot thought trying to move over here was a good idea

>>714075223
this shit gets mogged by spyro the dragon man

>>714080903
Pretty sure pokemon fans are incapable of getting better games even if they tried, Gamefreak is just that incompetent and parents will almost always buy it for their kids.
Unless a game does so bad that not even parents will pick it up, nothing will change.

Do you have the one where it caughs a mon on a greatball IIRC and the character stomps on it on the third shake? I can't find it on me pc.

>>714080675
3 years? It time enough, gf just does not cara at all

>>714081393
>parents will almost always buy it for their kids.
Just like Spongebob about 15 years ago, the target demographic for pokemon games is actually 20 and up. Kids did not grow up with pokemon games, failed adults did.
t. lived through pokemania 27 years ago

Tendosisters? I'm tired of being a laughing stock.

>>714080675
The games would make money if they weren't garbage

>>714081202
PC vegans. Check the filenames
>>714080732
>>714080847
Number one platform warring faction of /v/. PC fanboy warring bald men.

For me, it's Sudachi

>>714074791 (OP)
Why did Game Freak ever go along with the Body Type A/B bullshit for SV? The main character looks so fucking stupid from any angle regardless of A or B.
Yeah I know the focus is on the PS1 textures that look worse than Spyro but I can't help but look at the main character and wonder who the fuck thought this looked okay

>>714079916
Glitches in SV nowadays only happen on multiplayer and extremely rarely on top of that. The most you will ever see in SV from the past two years will be flying or land Pokemon wandering around underwater or maybe you clipping the camera into a wall to see outside of the map in certain positions. The weird unloading like in that webm doesn't even exist anymore and hasn't since at least I've been playing which was a few months before Iron Leaves/Roaring Wake got their first raid. Same deal with all the Pokemon looking weird or system crashes. That's why whenever is posting SV webms with glitches it's always stuff from launch, never modern stuff, and is always used to argue in bad faith. The visuals are horrendous, make no mistake, and the Switch 1 performance is some of the worst in a first-party game I've ever seen, but besides that it's completely playable.

The only glitch that existed from when I started playing was that some people had their IL/RW raid turn their catch into a Bad Egg and then months later when they did the Iron Treads/Great Tusk raid completing it caused crashing for the first day because it was trying to give the players materials for them which Paradox Pokemon don't drop.

>>714081695
does screaming about PC (a platform that can play Pokemon) make SV any better?

genuinely looks worse than babbys first 3d indie game

>>714077903
Blizzcucks

>>714075030
Gamefreak HAS their shit together, they just released a trailer for a game that actually looks good.

Whatever is going on with SV lies squarely on TPCi and Nintendo's shoulders.

>>714074791 (OP)
This is the power of developing a open world game in one year with a tiny team.
Gamefreak themselves did better than this on the 3DS.

>>714075997
I hate the breeding mechanics of Palworld so much, dear God.

>>714082047
>coping THIS MUCH
LMAO
nintendo and TPC have almost zero actual control over the mainline pokemon games, its why they can't just step in and tard wrangle gamefreak

I play both Pokeymanz and Palworld on PC.

Let me guess,it also runs at silky smooth 30 fps?

>>714081562
This lol
I have literally never seen a single alphoomer who actually liked pokemon, the franchise is basically kept alive by tens of millions of manchildren and maybe a few nostalgic millenial parents who buy it for their kids even when they don't give a shit

>>714082421
The true test will be to see what that game actually looks and plays like when it comes out. It seems interesting from the trailer, but trailers are just cinematics meant to look good. The game might actually look and run as badly as pokemon on release. If it doesn't and is a fully functional current gen action game, this will prove they genuinely dont give a shit when making Pokemon games and ship out the lowest quality product knowing full well it will sell like hot cakes regardless

>>714079591
We'll see if they actually make a decent game. Because their last big non-pokemon 3D game was what? Little Town Hero? Obviously that game didn't really pan out too well.

>>714079756
Multi-plat. Sony's got some policy for their events where trailers can't say other platforms, I think.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2001760/Beast_of_Reincarnation/

>>714075030
the games make boatloads of money as-is, they don't actually need to. These games are too big to fail, they could put out the most perfunctory crap (and they do) and people will buy it up regardless. The bar is on the floor

>>714082580
Ran at sub 20fps on switch 1, but is surprisingly stable at 60 on switch 2. The hardware makes a big difference for performance, but you can't fix dogshit texturework by throwing better specs at the problem.

>>714082606
the trailer had performance issues
only the most retarded sony fanboy thinks for even a second that gamefreak has suddenly become a good studio

>>714079591
lol
lmao even

>>714083032
>the trailer had performance issues
point them out? I was shitposting in the sticky while that trailer was playing, as is tradition. I'm not really hopeful for the game, theres other Hot Chick Action games I'm more interested in but this one could end up decent and worth playing at a steep discount

>>714083149
oh my

>>714082047
I guarantee the game will play like shit though.

Scarlet and Violet sold like 30 million copies on a lamen plate budget, it's a huge success on their eyes.

>>714075030
>Surely at some point Nintendo will have to tell gamefreak to get their shit together right?
Pokemon is Nintendos Call of Duty. They can just re-skin it, put in zero effort, and it will sell-out every single time.

>>714083149
Grim, Game Freak would trully be nothing without Nintendo and the brand recognition of Pokemon

>>714079547
>ever wonder what the bottom of an avatar's shoe looks like?

The least they could do is to add a second texture layer with a different UV to break the patterns.
If the nintendo sixty four can do it, so can the switch.

>>714082047
>default unreal 5 graphics
>worse draw distance than the pokemon games on switch
LMAO

>>714083427
but why? Its going to sell out anyways

>>714083149
But don't worry, that parryslop game they showed that even had framedrops in the trailer is sure to get about a thousand or so!

>everyone shits on gamefreak for being lazy retards carried by the pokemon IP
>snoys cry and try claim everyone buys pokemon no matter what
>because nintedo reports accurate sales data you can directly see that 100 million switch owners rejected the latest pokemon game

>>714083592
There's no "Sell out" with digital games, you can sell infinite copies pretty much.
And they probably lost 500k-1mi with the screenshots of the repeated textures.
Of course, that's 1 of 20-30 but.

>>714083149
Yeah, that's why I'm so excited for it. They're throwing their hat into the ring in an already over-saturated market with a ton of competition and innovation for a somewhat small playerbase's attention. Just off the top of my head they'll be competing at a minimum with Code Vein 2, Mortal Shell 2, and whatever FromSoft puts out next year.

>>714083149
did these even get any kind of promotion, trailer, anything?
Like I never heard any of these games before

>>714074791 (OP)
>redditroon
It super switch

>>714084785
Tembo had a fair amount of talk about it when it happened because it was the first game GF made in years that wasn't Pokemon.
Giga Wrecker I only ever saw talked about on PC and nothing else, and even on PC it was instant bundle-fodder.
Little Town Hero had tons of advertisement on the Switch specifically but once it came out it dried up because of how slow and monotonous it was.

>>714084785
Same. The only one I knew was Hero and only because it was on Sw/Shit release period and was usually shitposting in /vp/ and stumbled on a thread about official gameplay reveal and it was so boring they spent 80% of the time on the 3DPD guests than in the game.

>>714075030
That would only happen if Iwata was still alive.

>>714079320
How can i be impressed at the map when you are skipping basically all of it? Play a better game and stop pretending that how pretty the map looks is what makes the game, it is giving me second had embarassment.

>>714079728
Damn he has the ENTIRE PS5 game library as his pokemon

>>714086234
lel

>>714085641
Very nice water

Who is more of a shit eater at this point? Nintendo players or Blizzard players?

>>714086817
Blizzard drones, for sure. Tendies are a close though.

>>714079728
>what regular non-pokemon users see

>>714075030
Nintendo doesn't have the power to tell gamefreak to get their shit together. Gamefreak is a 3rd party developer, they only make the "nintendo franchise" called pokemon under a bizzare contract that gives 1/3 control to nintendo, 1/3 to gamefreak, and 1/3 to gamefreak's personal yes-men akak creatures inc.

>>714079985
Based sovl enjoyer

>>714074791 (OP)
Is this the DS remaster?

>>714075030
Maybe once they make a game so bad it actually sells poorly. I don't see that happening, Pokemon fans are some of the most loyal, rabid in gaming

>>714074791 (OP)
looking like shit apart, how is the game itself?
this was the first pokemon game I skipped and completely forgot it exists

>Tendie Bro-
Actually, I don't disagree. Game looks like shit. HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>714074791 (OP)
Roblox looks better than this

>>714089027
Supposedly:
>Unplayable on Switch 1. Unfixed memory leak after 3 years. Can crash. Random loads can last over a minute.
>Good enough on Switch 2 but why would you?

>>714075030
It is actually a great game even if it does kind of look like shit. It has its moments graphically though and in a way is impressive that they made it run at all with their own custom engine

>>714089027
Game's fine. Just more pokemon. Story is mediocre with a few decent moments. Gameplay wise couple of good ideas, mountains of wasted potential.
Slowdowns across the board, graphics are obviously subpar.

I didn't have any of the issues that >>714089560 posted about and I played about 100 hours. My biggest problem was communication issues for multiplayer.

>>714086817
Nintendo fans easily. At least on /v/ I don't see people defending modern Blizzard much at all unlike Nintendo.

>>714089897
Noone was answering so I just posted shit I heard on some speedrun videos with video proof. No idea how common it is but its enough to make those fags uppity at leatst.

>>714074791 (OP)
NO THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

NO

NO

NO

You must eat all 9999 red berries,poketard.

>>714090432
I will eat them instead and cuddle Nitemary afterwards

>>714074791 (OP)
Pokemon snap looked better

>>714079591
>8 fps in the trailer
sasuga...

>>714075475
I think he meant PS2 graphics as in at the level of Evergrace

>>714079591
>Rollslop

>>714090092
That's fair, just wanted to share that those problems weren't universal.

>>714089027
Probably the worst Pokemon has ever been.
The open world is painfully empty and towns are lifeless. You can't even go indoors in most places. The "door" is more often than not a menu screen.
Battles are slow as shit, with several features being removed for no discernible reason. I sure hope you like watching the phoned in battle animations 300 times because you can't turn them off anymore.
The world is "open" but pokemon levels are set so if you do gyms in any order other than the arbitrary path the developers wanted you to follow the scaling is fucked and you'll either have to leave or end up massively overleveled. Not that you wouldn't already be overleveled since the game fountains xp at your team for every little thing and you can't turn it off.
The plot is ok to decent, but the worldbuilding and set dressing is awful so you won't care about any of these people. Genuinely a disappointment on every level.
When people say at least it's fun and gameplay is the only thing that matters to defend s/v they're coping hard. The gameplay is nothing special.

>>714074791 (OP)
>>714075030
Iwata Was game fucks only tard wrangler

>>714079591
>visible lag in a curated trailer
Grim

Why don’t Pokefags switch to SMT? It’s already a monster catching game and it’s edgy and “difficult” like Pokefags want. It’s on Switch as well so theres zero reason for them not to try it

>>714090847
Yeah, they're confident enough to think they can crack that market. Total delusion.

>>714074791 (OP)
The OP's source is an autistic PC fanboy pirate Brazilian Redditor in his pic. From his post history.
>This is a very hard thing for me to deal with because I'm a emotionally fragile and autistic person. I get scared when she starts to act this way.
His entire history is 3rd world piracy, Brazilian, and autism, and PC fanboy warring because he can't afford a Switch 2. Which got reposted here as a screencap thread on 4chan. The third world definitely has engaged with the rest of the internet and it shows. Only the finest quality threads made by turd worlders who screech they can't afford games or game consoles so they're running AIDS piracy PC builds and making these sour grape threads.

>>714075997
why bother playing PW when i can't fuck pals?

>>714079991
??????

>>714092115
SMT doesn't let me get attached to my dudes.
You have to blend them into new dudes to keep up which is lame.
I'm also not paying 5 bucks for grind dlc to drag a low tier demon I like kicking and screaming across the finish line.
SMT games are fun for their own reasons, but as a monster catching/collecting game they don't measure up.

>>714075208
Does that mean it's ok to accept indefinite years of liquid shit because the old farts won't pass? No it doesn't, but I don't blame Nintendo, Pokémon company, or game freak. I blame (You) and every retard tendie who buys new pokemons yet still complains.

>>714092505
You can with mods

Poke bros....not like this....

Gamefreak is what people who hate Nintendo think Nintendo is.

>>714092724
and how many hoops do I need to jump through to do that?

>>714075030
Quite the contrary. Nintendo tells them to shit one of these out every three years

>>714078742
My brain can never comprehend what the fuck is supposed to be happening here.

>>714079591
Notice how tendies start crying about graphics and performance once the games aren't on their overpriced tablets KEKAROOOOO!

>>714093518
It's supposed to be the player character taking a "bite" out of the food on the background layer.
The face is bugged in that webm and so it isn't moving, but even when it's working correctly it's still an unbelievably lazy way to portray eating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShF-msX-4pI

Reminds me of the PS vita version of digimon world next order.

>>714093847
That looks more natural because they're using the same trick specified in >>714083427

>>714075030
no can do, suing the competition is the best we can offer.

>>714093809
Meanwhile a one time use animation in a low budget yearly franchise that at best sells 1m units in a year...

>>714092420
That garbage switch 2 costs more than a PC?!

>>714079991
>re-released a 7 year old wii u launch title that runs at like 20fps with one additional gimmick
>are now reselling it on switch 2 for $80.
>got tremendous praise for all of this.
game??

I fucking love Pokemon SV despite the graphics, it's definitely in my top 5 Pokemon games
>muh tendie!!!
I played it on PC for free, I have never owned a single Nintendo console, I played every Pokemon game (including all the Switch games) on PC

>>714075030
poketards will buy both versions and gamefreak will make millions.

>>714074791 (OP)
Revenge Status?

>>714094802
It was fine. Much better than SwSh though.

>>714095065
What would happen if i went to a parallel universe where gamefreak do the same games but with better graphics and bought it to this universe?
Other than being decapitated by some goro majima looking guy?

>>714074791 (OP)
They fixed some performance things but the collisions with objects and geometry is game programing, not the console.
That said, as a tendie and pokefan, I'll laugh with you. I can't be angry any longer seeing the flagship titles to one of my long time favorite franchises go down in flames, so I'll just laugh instead

>>714088654
>>714075030
Nintendo knows Pokemon prints money, and the plan is to have the games out soon enough for the TCG, anime, and merch like plushies to be released.

>>714083962
Yeah, but then comes a Pokefag saying screaming "SV IS THE SECOND MOST SELLING POKEMON GAME! TAKE THAT" because they just choose to ignore the Switch's userbase numbers...

>>714095407
>Nintendo knows Pokemon prints money,
If that's the argument, then Nintendo is settling for less. Instead of "printing money", why don't they aim for "printing MORE money"? They aim for 20 million instead of 40 million or 50 million copies.

>>714095673
having prettier graphics won't increase sales very much.

>>714095673
>our audience are autists who don't like change
>do we change something?

>>714095673
yes, let's play armchair expert to the largest media brand in the world
surely you can do better, cleetus

>>714096052
Anyone can do better than Game Freak.

>>714095494
Its extra funny when palcucks try to brag about "player numbers" because they chose to ignore the PC and gamepass userbase

>>714095673
because chasing graphics has worked so well for microsoft and sony, right?

>>714095673
>If that's the argument, then Nintendo is settling for less.
Yep, a common conclusion many of us have drawn
>Instead of "printing money", why don't they aim for "printing MORE money"?
I don't know what sway tPCi have in controlling GF other than deadlines, but one major complaint is root GF is super top heavy with management outnumbering the programmers and artists. Many old heads prefer simpler systems, mechanics, concepts, and ambitions like ones they worked with in handheld games, and a common complaint is they don't try to excell or push limits.
One devil's advocate argument I can see being made is comparing the additional costs of this extra effort compared to the return, which possibly could be not much more than profits as is.
One of the darkest times for Pokemon is seeing Black and White, one of the most creative titles that departed from a lot of the formulas and with all new pokemon on the base game, did poorly comparatively to the other main titles. After that GF went back into making gangbusters after KANTOOOO pandering with XY's megas and so on. It's so sad but the money showed them that low effort, nostalgia are safer bets. This is why remakes are shit and main games have skeletons for post game content. If the games launched with the DLC regions (Sword, Scarlet) they would feel like complete robust games. But alas, capitalism ho.

>>714074791 (OP)
try harder, paldead faggot.

even Digimon is doing better

>>714095673
retard

pokemon's an art project, they're hard carried by their monster/character designers
everything is just a vessel to contain those things

>>714094257
cool tech but still looks awful

>714094802
>hates nintendo
>plays everything they release on pc
checks out.

>>714075030
>TWENTY EIGHT MILLION UNITS SOLD
Why?
They can sell iteral dogshit and as long as it has pokemon logo on it subhumans will buy it.

>>714092543
>>714094756
>>714080386
I rest my case

>>714075997
My wife doing the chakra control from Naruto.

>>714096651
I would gladly buy the games if they released them on PC