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vghhh slava rassiya

>>64123458
Delete that shit.

>>64091491
Putin (in sign language):
>me love my big steel bird
>me see it now

>>717373512
>went from one form of serfdom to another
Russian history is comedy of Ls

>>512233974
Russia lost

bros... they told me ruzzia was supposed to be the trad white ethnostate... why are their women doing this when their men are out in the field dying for rossiya?

Refinery status?

>>511026287
russian drone producer, they now drop anti tank mines with them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmfNUM2CbbM

>>510833734
>Refuse the stopping of hostilities
yes simple, we have stolen his banan too often but I mean mischief is possible
since Z sees the writing on the wall, have moscow call him and then watch paranoia in DC and london spread
maybe Z defects leak it as plan to offer him western ukraine in the belarus model

very interesting what could happen in theory

>>510767542
>Russians aren't Caucasians
uh, yeah

>>510709102
>I-I-I-I have b-b-big b-bones you're a f-f-fatty

Damn, I'm on point for two days in a row. Was your """daddy"""" resentful of your sow mom """choosing """" him or was it a happy affair and he was really oblivious?

>>509851612
>what will their country look like next year
Non-Russian lol

>>530126323
>deploy a minelayer pod that releases dozens of seeker grenades instead of mines
>directly into the center of a bot fortress
>they all fly into the vents of every spawner and eviscerate the base in seconds
The Ukranian Special. Too kino for swiggers.

>>714075997
I hate the breeding mechanics of Palworld so much, dear God.

>>509027451
>all the supply lines collapsed but somehow they appeared new supply lines

No matters who wins this war, the only loser is captain monke

>>527984821
>"They all died? Send in the next wave."
>keeps an artillery battery in reserve specifically for shelling deserters
Based and lore-friendly

Whats he thinking right now?

I didn't know I was in the monkey exhibit.

My fren bought swapped some coins for ethereum for turbo trump and now the turbo trump coin is up and he has 20k in profit but coinbase doesnt offer a sell option, Do i send it to uniswap and then swap it to ehtereum and then sell that?

More inspiration:
1/2

>am falling. the office again. Boris is here.
>my throat is dry. the Pervitin crash lingers. i need a drink. something strong.
>"Boris Nikolaevich," I say, my voice a croak. "Where is the bar in this establishment?"
>Yeltsin, the 1991 version, looks at me with an unreadable expression.
>"There's a credenza with a mirror over there, Vova. Why don't you check?"
>i float over. the polished wood is dark, the mirror is clean.
>i float over. the polished wood is dark, the mirror is clean.
>i look at my reflection.
>and it is not my face.
>it is the face of a chimpanzee. my eyes, but his face. the Monke.
>a loud, booming laugh echoes from behind me.
>"You know, Vova," Yeltsin says, his voice full of cruel amusement. "History will remember me as a drunk. Or as a sad little beetle, a mukhozhuk, slurring my goodbyes."
>he floats next to me, looking at my reflection in the mirror.
>"But at least I'm not a monke."
>a hot flash of pure, primal rage. i see all the old insults in the mirror. the rat. the okurok. the little gray moth. this is just the final form.
>"Go on," Yeltsin says, gesturing to a bottle next to the mirror. "Have your drink."
>i reach for it. my hand, my monkey hand, closes around the bottle.
>it is shaped like a banana.
>Yeltsin roars with laughter. it is too much. this is an attack on the dignity of the state itself.
>i open my mouth to scream, to roar, to threaten him with the full might of the Federation.
>but all that comes out is a guttural, primal sound.
>"OOOK OOOOK AAAAHHH NOOOOK!"
>Yeltsin laughs even harder, slapping his ghostly knee.
>"NOOK! That's all you have left! Even in the old days, with ten thousand warheads, we weren't this obsessed with the button, ponimaesh?"
>"NOOOK! NOOOOK!" I shriek, a caged animal in a falling office, as the ghost of my predecessor howls with laughter.