Thread 715638584 - /v/ [Archived: 227 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:18:43 PM No.715638584
krool
krool
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APOLOGIZE
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:20:20 PM No.715638727
>people thought this was the smash model
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:20:30 PM No.715638747
chat is this king k. real?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:26:59 PM No.715639381
Maybe one day Nintendo will come up with their own DK characters...
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:30:52 PM No.715639775
>>715638584 (OP)
That's clearly a cheap edit of Little Mac
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:31:38 PM No.715639845
>>715639381
they did but spergs want K. Rool
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:32:20 PM No.715639905
>>715639381
They tried
All they could come up with was a floating head and hands again
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:32:32 PM No.715639927
Does he make Banjo noises or does he have a British accent
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:33:03 PM No.715639975
>>715639927
neither, he just growls
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:33:52 PM No.715640053
>>715639845
The spergs have good taste
Replies: >>715662226
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:34:19 PM No.715640097
>>715639975
Gay
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:36:32 PM No.715640294
>>715639775
Kek
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:38:53 PM No.715640497
>>715638584 (OP)
I love King K Rool
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:39:46 PM No.715640575
>>715639927
Should have figured that Nintendo wasn't cool enough to remember Ben Campbell
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:39:58 PM No.715640589
wish he wasn't in such an ugly game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:41:17 PM No.715640726
>>715638584 (OP)
His scales follow the quad topology of his model.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:51:34 PM No.715641661
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>>715638584 (OP)
I'm so sorry for being a non-believer
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:57:20 PM No.715642195
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>>715638584 (OP)
>Give DK a new design
>Keep K Rool the same supposedly
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:58:04 PM No.715642278
>>715638584 (OP)
where belly
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:04:32 PM No.715642836
>>715642195
Can't improve perfection
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:05:51 PM No.715642934
>>715638584 (OP)
>He's back
>Remixes of his various themes
>Kredits
>Kremlings do the iconic sound
Long Live the King!
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:06:45 PM No.715643014
>>715640575
More that they refuse to make any actor have weight or prominence after what happened with Martinet.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:07:12 PM No.715643042
>>715638584 (OP)
Feels like 2018 again
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:07:17 PM No.715643047
>>715639381
The issue is that other than Kremlings the enemies shown in DKTF and DKCR are extremely lame and forgettable
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:08:04 PM No.715643104
>>715638727
even worse
>people thought this was AI
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:08:07 PM No.715643110
>>715643014
what did the gaylord do?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:08:20 PM No.715643127
>>715640575
Someone should ask him to dub K. Rool's dialogue in the game
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:09:11 PM No.715643187
>>715642195
It's the smash design which mixed the Rare and Nintendo versions together.
>scaly body
>gold armor
>claws
>small crown
>less protruding eye
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:09:21 PM No.715643205
>>715642195
When you discover the reason behind K Rool's normalcy, you will feel shame for your words and posts.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:10:22 PM No.715643280
>>715643110
Demand more money and better rights when they pitched up his performance without paying him to do "Luigi" in Smash Bros.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:10:32 PM No.715643292
>>715639381
They did and they were inferior.
People wanted K.Rool because he's great you retarded faggot.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:10:50 PM No.715643315
>>715643187
It also give him his tail back after the Paon era removed it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:11:23 PM No.715643357
>>715643187
Bigger eye and crown fits new DK better.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:12:14 PM No.715643434
I'm not gay but I'd probably suck k. rool's dick if given the chance
not buying a switch 2 or dk btw
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:12:39 PM No.715643472
>made it explicitly clear k. rool's golden belly is actually armor
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:20:11 PM No.715644085
>>715643205
Don't think so lil BITCH
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:21:13 PM No.715644163
>>715639845
based spergs
Replies: >>715662226
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:37:56 PM No.715645594
>>715642195
Because King K. Rool is fucking perfect
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:41:02 PM No.715645857
>>715639845
wtf I love spergs now
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:41:32 PM No.715645901
>>715639845
>Spergs were based for once
I kneel
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:42:59 PM No.715646031
Acutus seagrass
Acutus seagrass
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>>715642195
>primate gets new design
>crocodile doesn't
yeah that's how it's been going for a while now
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:44:16 PM No.715646127
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>>715642278
There's no better way to introduce K. Rool than a close up of him slapping his belly
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:44:48 PM No.715646179
>>715638584 (OP)
Damn, he's beefy.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:44:59 PM No.715646189
sperg
sperg
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>>715639845
based and you're a bitch too
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:45:39 PM No.715646249
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>>715646127
I want to fill that belly full of cum
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:46:04 PM No.715646293
>>715638584 (OP)
PINCHE FURRO MANTECOSO!!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:49:23 PM No.715646574
>>715639381
They tried once, and it just resulted in bad Kongs.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:50:05 PM No.715646649
So how old is Mario?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:50:08 PM No.715646653
>>715639845
*they tried, but they failed twice in a row, so they gave up and went back to the public-approved one
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:50:09 PM No.715646656
>>715646189
kekaroooooo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:50:23 PM No.715646669
>>715638584 (OP)
>>715646127
sex with K Rool
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:51:00 PM No.715646703
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>>715639381
>Nintendo memory holes all Rare DK stuff in Bananza
>NOOOOOOO WHY?!?!?!, I HATE MIYAMOTO SO MUCH!!!!!
>Turns Nintendo did include Rare stuff after all
>Maybe one day Nintendo will come up with their own DK characters...
Why is /v/ like this?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:51:49 PM No.715646769
Anyone have a link to the rip an anon made of the Gangplank Galleon theme?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:51:59 PM No.715646784
Crocodile Fax
Crocodile Fax
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Apologize for what? Always being a believer in the King Kommander of the Kremlings?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:52:01 PM No.715646786
>>715639381
They did like 3 times, not a single one succeeded
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:52:19 PM No.715646810
>>715638584 (OP)
Why does KRool looks like his good old SNES self while Donkey Kong looks like his retarded inbred cousin?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:52:21 PM No.715646817
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>>715646703
I really wish all
>/v/ is one person
posters would die in a fire.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:53:08 PM No.715646873
>>715646810
Have you seen the Kong "family"? They are all fucking each other.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:53:43 PM No.715646915
>>715646127
That's basically his taunt from Smash.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:53:46 PM No.715646920
>>715639381
Oh shut up
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:54:31 PM No.715646967
>>715638584 (OP)
I can't believe that the leaks were real including seeing minion Kremlings as well. How did Nintendo fuck up? You know how they get about leaks. So I'm surprised King K Rool was confirmed before the release of the game. Hope the leakers know how to dodge Nintendo Ninjas.

That said anyone else a bit disappointed that King K Rool is Ganondorf in this game? He literally has the power of rot which is what Ganondorf did to Link in Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. I know K Rool always had super powers like turning invisible but this seems a bit more extreme compared to the zany character who dresses up like a pirate or mad scientist.

Also did anyone else feel it was weird to see Non Pauline human characters in a DK game it was even more uncanny to see King K Rool mingling in human society. Doesn't help that DK and King K Rool cannot speak the human tongue. But anyway seeing K Rool in a human world was weird.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:55:41 PM No.715647036
>>715638584 (OP)
I'll say it once and I'll say it again King K Rool should have been voiced by Robin Williams. King K Rool's perchance to doing multiple personas easily blends with Robin Williams being able to do different types of voices with extreme range. Just a shame that he's dead though.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:55:54 PM No.715647056
>>715646127
>the small jiggle when he slaps his belly
this must be where all the budget of the game went
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:56:04 PM No.715647067
>>715646967
DK Land's last level was an entire city with blimps
Whether humans lived there I have no idea
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:56:15 PM No.715647078
>>715646653
Thrice, don't forget the Jungle Beat kongs.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:56:24 PM No.715647087
About to Croc Your Shit
About to Croc Your Shit
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>>715646810
Miyamoto wanted to fuck up Rare's legacy. Too bad for him the people made it clear that Donkey Kong is nothing without King K. Rool.
Now we wait for the inevitable Feel the Power, Feel the Burn Jazzercise album that will sell a K. Roolion copies on day one.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:56:54 PM No.715647128
>>715646127
hot
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:57:17 PM No.715647169
>>715646967
Rool doesnt have magic, it was the Banandium Root that gave him that power.

As for the weird clash of art styles, I kinda dig it in a way. Before release, the game felt like an Alice in Wonderland story where a girl gets transported to crazy ass Rareware land with all these goofy looking Kongs and characters. The ending just reverses that with an old ass Rare character coming to "the real world" and trying to take it over.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:57:38 PM No.715647197
Why not make Krool a sumo?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:57:51 PM No.715647216
>>715639845
It's not a our fault that the Tikis suck, the evil Kongs suck, and that the Snowmads felt like a literal rip off of King K Rool's gimmick. King K Rool doing the viking theme would have been a natural fit for him and the Kremlings.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:57:56 PM No.715647220
KKR_thumb.jpg
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>>715646249
Not if he shoves you there first
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:59:23 PM No.715647326
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>>715647220
>that belly button jiggle
lord almighty
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:59:32 PM No.715647336
>>715646703
>Why is /v/ like this?
I believe in opinion A and B, I'm a stupid walking contradiction
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:00:12 PM No.715647380
>>715647169
The Mario universe in general even if its Mario, Wario, or DK has always had an Alice in Wonderland vibe especially the mushrooms that shrink or grow anyone. The only difference is in Alice in Wonderland its all a dream. In Mario the universe itself is real.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:00:12 PM No.715647381
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>>715647326
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:01:04 PM No.715647436
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>>715638584 (OP)
GOTY
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:01:29 PM No.715647467
>>715647381
truly GOTY material, slop obscur would never
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:01:38 PM No.715647476
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>>715647216
Most of the snowmads were fine. Even the bosses had a good amount of character. It was just Lord Fredrick who had literally less personality than wood. If he had an ounce of K. Rool's kharisma, people might look on the group more fondly.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:02:20 PM No.715647525
>>715647381
>biblically accurate angel composed of rotten bananas behind him
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:02:44 PM No.715647546
Does he have a speaking voice or is it weird grunts?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:03:08 PM No.715647570
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>>715647220
>the stomp and belly jiggle
bros....can it get any better than this?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:03:12 PM No.715647575
>>715647381
It makes sense enough as a parallel to DK thumping his chest but man they're really set on "K. Rool thumps his belly, that's his deal, right"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:03:14 PM No.715647576
>>715647546
the second thing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:03:15 PM No.715647578
>>715647476
If his boss fight wasn't literally just "We have K. Rool at home" that'd have done wonders since doing that just made everyone compare him to K. Rool.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:03:21 PM No.715647592
>>715646127
That's gay as fuck.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:03:28 PM No.715647598
>>715642195
The only major change to K Rool's design is now he has a tail. And while he had a tail in DK64 generally K Rool is designed lacking a tail.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:03:39 PM No.715647624
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>>715646127
why do women find this hot? literally my fujo friend wants to draw some K.RoolxDK stuff now.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:04:09 PM No.715647659
Any references to Jungle Beat hidden anywhere?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:04:36 PM No.715647686
>>715647570
This is really good, but him speaking with an English accent would've been transcendent perfection
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:04:49 PM No.715647697
>>715646127
I want to fuck his navel so badly hnghhh
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:04:51 PM No.715647703
>>715647476
The two things I want them to follow up on now is a game where the Kremlings, the Snowmads, and the Tikis all interact
And a game bringing back DK Jr, whom going by the new timeline simply didn't appear in DKC etc because he didn't exist yet
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:04:54 PM No.715647710
>>715647476
To me the leader of the Snowmads should have been the ice cream polar bear. He was the best one.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:05:01 PM No.715647720
>>715647570
What turns me on the most about this are the facial expressions, they are fucking amazing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:05:44 PM No.715647771
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>K. Rool saying "He is back in action"
>posters in New Donk City stating "K. Rool is back"
>he gets yeeted in the sky but not sealed away again
So... is he going to become the main villain for DK again from now on?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:05:51 PM No.715647782
>>715647686
I would’ve actually came if they brought back Benedict Campbell to voice him
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:06:05 PM No.715647802
crackhead-king-k-rool-energetic-dance-gn44cloawlxk615i
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I ordered Switch 2 and Bananza after seeing K.Rool leaks
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:06:08 PM No.715647804
>>715647598
Anon, he always had a tail in the Rare games, look up his sprites
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:06:09 PM No.715647806
>>715647381
OH FUCK ISN'T THE BANANA WISH STAR LITERALLY THE ANGEL FROM THE FAIRY ODD PARENTS MEME?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:06:27 PM No.715647830
>>715647659
Maybe a fossil.

>>715647710
Better boss fight too.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:06:45 PM No.715647850
>>715647686
Anon, Nintendo is never acknowledging the DK show, ever
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:07:23 PM No.715647902
>>715647659
the entire game revolves around "beats"

Pauline's beat

DK's beat

K.Rool's beat


then DK goes full Gear 5 Luffy when he gets trapped in stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKnNNz9ViY4
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:07:36 PM No.715647915
>>715647624
DK is pure, he doesn't know what sex is. K. Rool however? He's a villain so he's fair game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:07:42 PM No.715647929
>>715647771
That's what it looks like to me. He gained Bowser status from Nintendo
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:07:57 PM No.715647951
Can't wait for the porn
Replies: >>715648157
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:08:37 PM No.715648001
>>715647216
The evil Kongs were cool
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:08:44 PM No.715648008
>>715647381
is this a post game fight?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:09:23 PM No.715648058
>>715648008
He is the secret final fight after fake credits
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:09:42 PM No.715648083
>>715646649
That's a good question, where does Mario fit in all this especially since we know he's not from the city since the stork delivered him to a random town during Yoshi's Island.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:09:54 PM No.715648102
>>715647850
Not as a reference to the show, but as a reference to Rare
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:10:42 PM No.715648157
file
file
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>>715647951
I want [my fetish here] porn of the snakes here, not DK.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:11:42 PM No.715648224
>>715647570
Toxotransmosis moment.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:11:46 PM No.715648230
>>715647659
Would be very odd if there isnt, considering that was this dev teams first game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:12:16 PM No.715648260
>>715647929
So does this mean that K Rool's wife will be canon and he will become a goofy loving father to his son in the same style as Bowser?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:13:24 PM No.715648330
>>715647850
The Crystal Coconuts in DK64 are from the show.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:13:30 PM No.715648341
Deck
Deck
md5: dc2b6ba2f320bfbd22f4e0bcacbdccd4🔍
>>715642934
> Casually uppercuts your game's main villain
Replies: >>715648480 >>715648691 >>715649052
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:14:25 PM No.715648393
>>715648058
I mean that particular scene i havent seen before from the phases of the final fight.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:14:38 PM No.715648420
file
file
md5: 16c4c0db69c977f7c1f47777937aad21🔍
>>715647659
One of the signs in NDC
Replies: >>715658809
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:15:26 PM No.715648480
>>715648341
do we ever get to actually fight Void in the game?
Replies: >>715649504
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:15:30 PM No.715648486
>>715647381
K Rool is voiced? What does he sound like?
Replies: >>715648579
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:15:49 PM No.715648510
Turtles
Turtles
md5: e6c0bacaaeb09098a88abbf09eecae9f🔍
>>715647087
I don't know Donkey Kong could face different villains the problem is that the staff never gets too creative when it comes to making new baddies for DK. Look at other franchises like Ninja Turtles who have great Non Shredder villains. Look at Kirby and how many different nemesis he fights against.
Replies: >>715648917 >>715648983 >>715649059
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:16:31 PM No.715648564
60c
60c
md5: 286b604636c31c6448c559554df11a9e🔍
>>715638584 (OP)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:16:40 PM No.715648579
>>715648486
https://youtu.be/3LVJTHsbh-8?si=_EsVd5rGJLXP4Sro&t=37
Replies: >>715648956 >>715649026 >>715649093 >>715649147 >>715649369 >>715649986 >>715650224 >>715651231 >>715655439 >>715656097 >>715656449 >>715659518
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:18:11 PM No.715648691
>>715648341
It was at this moment that Void knew he was finished.

Speaking of which, DK is the only character within this universe who has had enemies who are from his own species the Kongs. Notice how Wario and Mario never really fight other humans and don't count Captain Syrup since Wario doesn't beat her up and in her final appearance she's seen as tongue in cheek morally grey character instead of a villain.
Replies: >>715648865 >>715648931
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:18:48 PM No.715648746
>>715648260
I don't know but I wouldn't mind a DK RPG
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:19:04 PM No.715648773
Nintendo hates their fans, no wonder they're not bringing Benedict Campbell to do the voice even if he's perfect for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eggzBAzCZg
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:20:12 PM No.715648865
>>715648691
Wario fights other humans in Master of Disguise.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:20:21 PM No.715648880
>big evil lizard that gets an oversized transformation at the end
So... it's just a shittier Bowser?
Replies: >>715649906
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:20:53 PM No.715648917
>>715648510
Wait a minute, who's the yellow bandana turtle?
I knew there was a female one but is there a 5th brother now?
Replies: >>715649669
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:20:53 PM No.715648918
>neon lit k rool themed new donk city
>classic DKC enemies showing up and making the same noises they did on SNES
EPD-dono... I fucking kneel.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:21:14 PM No.715648931
>>715648691
>Notice how Wario and Mario never really fight other humans
They literally fought each other.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:21:31 PM No.715648956
>>715648579
Damn that's even more monstrous than I was expecting.
>Crocodile Cacophony starts playing
Holy Kino
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:21:31 PM No.715648957
Do we find out if the zesty monkey antagonist is a tranny?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:21:51 PM No.715648983
23624572324
23624572324
md5: 221a0a7c8de033cf3d5d8ed8dba58085🔍
>>715648510
There's nothing wrong with having multiple villains. But there's villains, and then there's the Nemesis. Even when Kirby is taking on the new cosmic horror of the week, you always fight Dedede in some shape or form. Kirby even has his own hype nostalgia villain in Dark Matter. Everyone is always hyped to see the black eye come back in some shape or form, even if just implied.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:22:25 PM No.715649026
1752660462785070
1752660462785070
md5: b7d17f9a16040b7fbe32e122e9be09a1🔍
>>715648579
This is so gay. I rather see the OG DK facing King K Rool, not this down syndrome Kiddy Kong ripoff.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:22:55 PM No.715649052
>>715648341
>NO NO NO K ROOL SAMA! TASUKETE! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:23:01 PM No.715649059
>>715648510
True, but it's hard to top perfection. Especially when your only motive is spite for the Bongs that turned a game series that has been dead for over a decade into a phenomenon.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:23:29 PM No.715649093
8rvq2cov7zp61
8rvq2cov7zp61
md5: 6c5d1c62f73827f27406caa2f00c7106🔍
>>715648579
King K Rool reminds me of Blackbeard from One Piece
Replies: >>715649218
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:23:29 PM No.715649095
ultimate
ultimate
md5: 81ed9d3236fff77e742e757f7277d8ab🔍
>>715639845
This is one of those times in which the spergs were right
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:24:21 PM No.715649147
>>715648579
why is the music so shitty and generic
Replies: >>715649263
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:25:24 PM No.715649218
1749374763571270
1749374763571270
md5: 815022d553e0ee0e404c787374439f20🔍
>>715649093
Who's that chump you posted?
Replies: >>715649545
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:26:04 PM No.715649263
>>715649147
Watch longer
Replies: >>715649338 >>715651252
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:26:16 PM No.715649274
OF course Nintendo forgets to fucking put a costume on him
Replies: >>715649516 >>715649628
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:26:56 PM No.715649326
>>715648157
swallowing pauline
Replies: >>715649401
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:27:03 PM No.715649338
>>715649263
I already saw the banana fight, but it gets shitty again once they reach the city
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:27:23 PM No.715649369
1656198581374
1656198581374
md5: 3abceeddfc91e8e640f8016fd11c59a6🔍
>>715648579
>hear about K. Rool being this amazing villain
>he's just Bowser again
Replies: >>715649404 >>715649419 >>715649515 >>715649906 >>715650008 >>715653624 >>715657490 >>715660451
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:27:49 PM No.715649401
>>715649326
I like snakes, but I do not like vore. Life is suffering.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:27:58 PM No.715649404
Is it autistic I wanted him to have the posh voice acting they had in the DKC cartoon

>>715649369
yeah I agree but Rare is gone dude
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:28:11 PM No.715649419
>>715649369
Shut the fuck up, Cristobal.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:28:35 PM No.715649441
>that credits theme

Okay now I know this game was made for the disney crowd. What pixar gay crap is this
Replies: >>715649531 >>715650228 >>715653945
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:29:22 PM No.715649504
>>715648480
Twice, once halfway through and once right before K. Rool shows up. Every major boss gets two fights.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:29:34 PM No.715649515
>>715649369
Was Bowser ever intending to devour the planet out of insanity?
Replies: >>715650117
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:29:35 PM No.715649516
>>715649274
He disguised himself as the deus ex machina you turd
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:29:53 PM No.715649531
>>715649441
The Pauline design didn't tip you off?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:30:05 PM No.715649545
>>715649218
Ruskys can't read English. Clearly says Blackbeard from One Piece
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:31:19 PM No.715649628
>>715649274
he has a bananza form, how is that not a costume?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:31:25 PM No.715649638
Pardon the retarded question but how the fuck is everyone playing this when it's supposed to release tomorrow?
Replies: >>715649724
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:31:26 PM No.715649643
IMG_3943
IMG_3943
md5: a52fba5c3df92df9c4e1f86e0681cf4d🔍
He’s a big guy
Replies: >>715649702 >>715649767 >>715649793 >>715650295 >>715650674 >>715650874 >>715652815
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:31:28 PM No.715649646
>>715646127
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:31:48 PM No.715649669
>>715648917
The yellow turtle is a human female named Jennika that got mutated due to needing a blood transfusion and they used Leonardo's mutated blood. And don't worry she's a lesbian for a literal fat pig. As you can already imagine the character is awful and even the writers who are still working on this comic have "dropped" Jennika as if she doesn't exist. She is so terrible not even scalies like her.
Replies: >>715651579
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:32:14 PM No.715649702
>>715649643
Sex
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:32:38 PM No.715649724
>>715649638
time zones
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:32:54 PM No.715649742
>>715646127
Achievable natty?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:33:12 PM No.715649767
>>715649643
GODZILLA
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:33:30 PM No.715649793
2f16e2da55fc618aa7db1dfd318010f5
2f16e2da55fc618aa7db1dfd318010f5
md5: 02123f0667e82924220880242bb7a0ce🔍
>>715649643
>K. Rool is WAY too big for Smash, guys!
Replies: >>715657632 >>715658036
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:34:32 PM No.715649862
>spoiling a game that isn't even out
kill yourself immediately.
Replies: >>715650023 >>715650075 >>715650138
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:35:00 PM No.715649906
crunky
crunky
md5: 534407ba220c48163123cc820319398f🔍
>>715648880
>>715649369
Start choking on turtle dick when Bowser catches half as many players off guard as K Rool did and WILL do again with this game through his fakeout credits
Replies: >>715651549
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:35:04 PM No.715649913
1543235346668
1543235346668
md5: b72509da3103bcf1a8122365e7771cad🔍
>>715647087
Koizumi might have not worked directly on this game, but his influence is felt big time: he notoriously goes against Miyamoto in order to break the status quo in the games, like when he pushed the first Mario Galaxy to have a darker ending and Rosalina's backstory.
Replies: >>715650108 >>715657173
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:36:12 PM No.715649986
>>715648579
>the fake out credits
Holy fucking kino
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:36:29 PM No.715650008
>>715649369
King K Rool is quite different from Bowser. For one thing King K Rool is famous for his personas. And before anyone says "But Bowser did multiple personas in the Mario Bros USA cartoon!" Nigga even if he did this its not considered part of Bowser's main theme as a villain in the official Mario games. Bowser is a dragon king who wants to marry a princess. So this is King K Rool's gimmick.

Another major difference is Bowser is presented as a good boss to his minions (except movie Bowser but we don't speak of Jack Black Bowser). King K Rool on the other hand is quite abusive to his minions which is why some of the Kremlings happily betray him like in DK64.

Another thing is Bowser has a son whom he loves. King K Rool is implied to have a wife but he has no son or daughter. So they're both quite different.
Replies: >>715650216
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:36:41 PM No.715650023
>>715649862
>mad at spoilers
>on /v/
>in a thread about said game
>when the character had already been all but confirmed
Fuck off, bitch.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:37:04 PM No.715650052
>>715638584 (OP)
"I hate gatornigger"-anon isn't going to like this...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:37:22 PM No.715650075
>>715649862
>spoiling a nintendo game
u wut m8
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:37:45 PM No.715650108
>>715649913
Koizumi is one of the best people Nintendo has. I hope he gets to direct a game
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:37:51 PM No.715650117
>>715649515
In mario galaxy he became the destroyer of worlds
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:38:16 PM No.715650138
>>715649862
it's donkey kong you fucking tard
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:38:30 PM No.715650160
Yoshi yawn
Yoshi yawn
md5: eb046471583ebb80e60f0ab7b82a3b3e🔍
>>715648157
aww the snakes look cute. like snake themed yoshis
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:39:11 PM No.715650216
>>715650008
Neither are actual characters, you retarded nintenigger fuck
Replies: >>715650850
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:39:15 PM No.715650224
>>715648579
That final form for K Rool gives an ominously fetishistic design...is it just me? I think it's the double chin
Replies: >>715659518
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:39:17 PM No.715650228
KH
KH
md5: e34e51b2c16da3734aa1f275f43829a5🔍
>>715649441
This isn't Kingdom Hearts dude.....hmm when is Nintendo going to do their own Kingdom Hearts knock off? Captain N doesn't count.
Replies: >>715650337 >>715650923
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:40:11 PM No.715650295
>>715649643
not big enough
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:40:47 PM No.715650337
>>715650228
That was subspace/smash
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:41:32 PM No.715650389
I need Zebra Bananza x K. Rool pronto.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:41:54 PM No.715650417
>>715638584 (OP)
Tanabe will not care and the next country game still will have new villains
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:41:57 PM No.715650423
2
2
md5: 60ff9924aff558875241d18e1fa21433🔍
Replies: >>715650480 >>715650526 >>715650539 >>715650592 >>715653836 >>715655693
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:42:34 PM No.715650480
k9Tiyi6
k9Tiyi6
md5: 17bf89a7a9250cec29ddb3bece1ff4db🔍
>>715650423
Candy bros...
Replies: >>715653836
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:42:37 PM No.715650483
1750381708832690
1750381708832690
md5: da76847628a38bb1193d44719a9c11ff🔍
>>715647087
>still pushing the MIYAMOTO HATES RARE narrative
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:43:00 PM No.715650510
3
3
md5: 5ff15d9d982fe476b042c6f8c71b6634🔍
Replies: >>715650610 >>715653836
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:43:13 PM No.715650526
>>715650423
>more le wacky face designs all over the place

God kill this game
Replies: >>715650625
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:43:24 PM No.715650539
>>715650423
mario kart when?
Replies: >>715650782
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:44:05 PM No.715650592
>>715650423
She's not attractive. She looks like an old hag due to the grey hair. The Chinese foot binding tiny feet are creepy and she's featureless with no tits so that's lame.

Tiny Kong and Candy Kong are missed. And Dixie Kong is only good when Wamu draws her.
Replies: >>715650743 >>715651827
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:44:07 PM No.715650594
Ashleyfags status?
Replies: >>715650685
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:44:15 PM No.715650610
1741139167256635
1741139167256635
md5: f906c80677df2c19967e542a9055d5ec🔍
>>715650510
>ywn be vocally rejected by Poppy Kong with a look of disgust on her face
It's so over.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:44:25 PM No.715650625
>>715650526
so....a rare game?
Replies: >>715650803
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:45:02 PM No.715650674
Capture
Capture
md5: c26be5300a1a9c659c84a0451cc94bd9🔍
>>715649643
I think it's only for the fight. Look at the banana phone thing, it looks like the same size
Replies: >>715650874
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:45:08 PM No.715650685
>>715650594
More like when will we get another 3D Wario game. That's what we need. And no more farting Wario that shit is gross.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:45:24 PM No.715650706
maxresdefault[1]
maxresdefault[1]
md5: 6223a9d0a8ebd1eb88ab0b26c806c8c7🔍
Odds of Mario Kart World adding him in DLC?
Replies: >>715650812
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:45:50 PM No.715650743
>>715650592
Don't worry bro, Candy is our next goal now we've got K. Rool
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:46:20 PM No.715650782
>>715650539
Mario Kart doesn't allow Non Mario characters with DK and Wario being the only exception. God the new roster is awful.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:46:31 PM No.715650787
So Nintendo is willing to acknowledge what Rare accomplished with their own character in it's prime? Being a western studio that is a bit surprising
Replies: >>715650876 >>715650918 >>715651068 >>715651419 >>715651702
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:46:43 PM No.715650803
>>715650625
If Yooka-Laylee was a good indication for, was that all the people who yelled for years how Rare was amazing and Bajo-Kazooie was the greatest game of all time because some american e-celeb told them were full of shit and never actually played the games.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:46:52 PM No.715650812
>>715650706
above 0% the highest it's been in decades
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:47:14 PM No.715650848
Wait so whats the over under on kid Pauline? Someone spoil me. Time shenanigans?
Replies: >>715650891 >>715650969
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:47:15 PM No.715650850
e5a
e5a
md5: f9e5a05e0bc938d113e0495425a8c665🔍
>>715650216
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:47:27 PM No.715650860
>>715638584 (OP)
>defeated via Smash KO
kino
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:47:46 PM No.715650874
hq720
hq720
md5: a5add0e8be4c48cba08c133926974882🔍
>>715649643
>>715650674
size in dkc1
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:47:49 PM No.715650876
>>715650787
More than acknowledge, go full in on it. I'm amazed they even brought back the Kremlings OGG and the Neckys bird voices too.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:48:03 PM No.715650891
>>715650848
Prequel. Maybe implied her grandmother was arcade Pauline but they probably didn’t think about it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:48:16 PM No.715650918
>>715650787
because everyone loved the original trilogy. to pretend otherwise would be pure delusion or jealously.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:48:18 PM No.715650923
>>715650228
Not necessarily as a crossover, but i always felt a Kingdom Hearts style RPG would work for something Mario related.
Replies: >>715651128
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:48:50 PM No.715650969
>>715650848
It's a prequel, the final screen says the adventure continues with art of loli Pauline doing music on the sidewalk in New Donk City.
Replies: >>715651238
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:48:50 PM No.715650970
/v/ should sing let's tip the scales to celebrate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI-akG-P5go
Replies: >>715652089
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:50:14 PM No.715651068
>>715650787
Why not? Odyssey was already ripping off Banjo.
Replies: >>715651387
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:51:02 PM No.715651128
>>715650923
I would give that idea to Legend of Zelda because Link wields a sword by default along with multiple types of weapons like huge hammers. Mario on the other hand typically has no weapon and if he carries a weapon its his hammer but that's it. You won't see Mario using a spear or a sword.
Replies: >>715652181
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:52:13 PM No.715651231
>>715648579
Neat. Wish the fight was a full on brawl instead of "reflect projectile at boss 12 times" kinda thing but in terms of k rools re-entry into the series id say they nailed it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:52:15 PM No.715651238
>>715650969
And she's wearing cool black shoes as well. And that ending is somewhat depressing. Young Pauline is effectively what, homeless performing on the streets alone? What kind of ending is that?
Replies: >>715651986
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:52:21 PM No.715651252
>>715649263
Gangplank Galleon stands out like a sore thumb compared to the generic music they did for the first and third phase
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:53:46 PM No.715651347
Why is Pauline va so bad?
Replies: >>715651568
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:53:58 PM No.715651363
>>715639381
retarded fucking ho

The evil monkes from Jungle Beat were kind of cool
literally no one cares about the Snomads
Replies: >>715661669
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:54:08 PM No.715651375
>>715646769
Arch is your friend
https://files.catbox.moe/cueeoo.mp3
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:54:18 PM No.715651387
>>715651068
And Banjo remains dead sadly.

The only good thing that has happened to Banjo is that Gregg Mayles has quit working at Rareware. That hack has been blocking Banjo Threeie for multiple decades. To hell with him.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:54:42 PM No.715651419
>>715650787
Breh, I love Rare, but what else is there to really say? The game speaks for itself as an incredibly realized and self-aware game. It would be weird if they put in some message in the credits.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:56:14 PM No.715651549
>>715649906
>fakeout credits
The kredits are a just cutscene in this game, there's nothing in the actual fight.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:56:25 PM No.715651568
sakura
sakura
md5: 962a8884c0b203b1cae2e24a4b99757f🔍
>>715651347
she's fine assuming the va is still the same from odyssey and the various spinfoffs
Replies: >>715652229 >>715657397
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:56:41 PM No.715651579
>>715649669
Wow. How awful and retarded. I was hoping they could make that one snapping turtle mutant into an adopted brother of sorts to the main TMNT to get a 5th one but they went with something even dumber than my idea.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:57:05 PM No.715651608
is my nigga Krusha back?
Replies: >>715651884
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:58:17 PM No.715651702
>>715650787
Nintendo, for years had no problem having Krystal be in Star Fox games after Star Fox Adventures. So this isn't too out of left field for me, even more so since K. Rool is a character from a far more popular series of games and is seen as the main villain of it.
Replies: >>715652427
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:59:40 PM No.715651812
So between the barefoot loli and bringing back K.Rool exactly as we all remember him, did Nintendo win?
Replies: >>715651902 >>715652351
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:59:50 PM No.715651827
Jackpot
Jackpot
md5: 97ca227247da02a21a2421c8a07cb8bb🔍
>>715650592
>She looks like an old hag due to the grey hair.
I know, it's awesome right?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:00:33 PM No.715651884
>>715651608
I noticed he wasn't in the fake-out credits, of all the characters listed
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:00:48 PM No.715651902
>>715651812
about tree fiddy
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:01:05 PM No.715651918
>>715647624
I want to kiss a fujo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:01:53 PM No.715651986
>>715651238
She gets better.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:02:07 PM No.715652003
>>715638584 (OP)
So was Krool and the Kremlings stuck as a golden paper weight since DK 64 or something hense why he didn't appear in any other game until now? (Smash Ultimate not included)
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
7/16/2025, 11:02:52 PM No.715652074
>>715638584 (OP)
I apologize
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:02:57 PM No.715652079
Happy he's back but I liked the Void fight better and preferred K. Rool more when he had simple motives rather than being some eldritch rotbeast. Void just being a greedy SOB felt more K. Rool-like, but I get to up the narrative stakes you had to come out with something bigger for K. Rool.
Replies: >>715652261 >>715657908
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:03:05 PM No.715652089
no
no
md5: d8d711c1204e30a638984f6bd29171e5🔍
>>715650970
>you should be grateful to autistic e-celebs
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:04:09 PM No.715652181
mamamia
mamamia
md5: f8cdd798c7f70bb55f2ed0788419613f🔍
>>715651128
Well in my OC head canon fan game bullshit, its set in the future/alternate timeline of Mario where all of the characters are older and the two main characters you play are:
-A melee attacking focused character that is implied to be Mario's adult son and has the vibes of Luigi in the 1993 Mario movie, wearing a backwards cap and using weapons like mallets, plungers, a Power Glove punch, Super Scopes and Zappers. Also uses the jump boots from the 1993 movie for a boost and kick attack.
-A magic using character named Rose (implied to be Rosalina) that casts spells by using various Mario series power-ups like fire flowers and super stars along with other various magical attacks. She would have a belt around her waist holding various power-up items(and a Geno doll).

They would go around as bounty hunters in a decaying Mushroom World that is bleeding out its whimsical, magic essence and becoming more "real". (think the Mushroomy Kingdom wasteland stage in Smash Bros Brawl) Mario and Bowser are gone, Peach is dead with a royal tomb that Toads bring gifts to, an old Luigi runs a museum dedicated to his brothers legacy and the "Mario brand" is owned by a major corporation creating all kinds of Mario branded merchandise and weapons that cash in on the brand and nostalgia. The two heroes travel around meeting future versions of other classic characters, like a Bowser Junior leading the Koopa Troop, DK in the roll of Cranky and Diddy and Dixie being the new heroes(or a new Son of Kong), Wario is a massively obese shut-in that lords over his wealth hoarded castle, Waluigi married Daisy and becomes the king/oil baron of Sarasaland. The evil bad guys are a group of villains consisting of Fawful and Tatanga (and maybe a 3rd) leading a group of Shroobs and robots. The real villain is revealed to be a reconstructed Smithy 2.0, built into a orbiting satellite, and is the siphoning all of the magic from the planet. And then something something you fight Giga Bowser.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:04:42 PM No.715652229
>>715651568
She's a new VA from the older Pauline and did the singing for Pauline in all languages
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:05:10 PM No.715652261
>>715652079
His motive is to eat rotten bananas, that's pretty simple
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:05:42 PM No.715652313
1736941069452
1736941069452
md5: f40d492754387f0dd2e8a8c3110b9a4d🔍
>videos showing all bosses are already showing up on my YouTube recommendations list
HOW ARE THESE FAGGOTS PLAYING THE GAME ALREADY I JUST WANT TO AVOID SPOILERS AND PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Replies: >>715652749
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:06:21 PM No.715652351
>>715651812
>https://files.catbox.moe/cueeoo.mp3
im a lil upset there is no boss fight segment where you have to play reverse arcade Donkey Kong and climb up a tall structure to rescue Pauline from a boss
Replies: >>715653290
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:06:48 PM No.715652385
>>715652261
which makes no sense. his motive has always been to give a middle finger to DK and take his bananas. As simple as that. He didnt care about eating them, which Nintendo apparently fucked up.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:07:20 PM No.715652427
ls
ls
md5: 61cb65c98b84af80a07c1a077a7930a4🔍
>>715651702
>last krystal appearance was a billion years ago

The fuck is Nintendo's problem?
Replies: >>715652908 >>715654960
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:07:50 PM No.715652471
I like how K. Rool and the Kremlings were saved for one section, makes them feel more special and 'premium' than, say, koopas. I think it'd make sense if they kept that approach, not as a twist villain every time, but have there be another threat to serve as the basic enemies and bosses alongside K. Rool, and Kremlings only appear as stronger enemies in certain segments of the game. You can even have him set things up in the opening, and for example he could be racing DK across the game's levels and only show up when their routes to the end converge. Then you get the kremling enemies.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:08:27 PM No.715652516
>>715652261
Eh it's silly, I feel like his wish should be for DK Isle, a new Kremling Kontinent, etc. It's fine, I'm nitpicking. Happy the big boi is back overall.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:09:02 PM No.715652564
>>715652385
Let’s be honest, the old motive made no sense which is why they dropped it pretty quickly otherwise he’d drop them in the ocean.
He clearly wanted to eat them
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:09:06 PM No.715652571
>>715638584 (OP)
I skipped the new mario kart because its open world slop, but i will drop 80 bucks on it if they make k rool playable
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:09:59 PM No.715652630
>>715652385
his motive was never clear in rare's games, he just stole bananas because he had to do something bad so DK has a reason to fight him
him wanting to eat bananas was a possible motive, and that one line from jungle climber that only appears in english version (the devs were japanese) means nothing
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:10:09 PM No.715652641
>>715652385
It's a little weird how K. Rool and DK don't really acknowledge each other at all. DK doesn't seem to recognize him and K. Rool doesn't seem to care that Donkey Kong is there except to attack him.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:10:59 PM No.715652703
>>715652641
DK looked pissed though.
Replies: >>715652802
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:11:35 PM No.715652749
>>715652313
Your own fault for going online before the game launches.
Replies: >>715659664
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:12:07 PM No.715652802
>>715652703
He was frowning at him the same way he frowned at Void Kong, that's pretty much it
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
7/16/2025, 11:12:18 PM No.715652815
>>715649643
For You
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:13:10 PM No.715652889
>>715646784
Fuck off fagoon
Replies: >>715657309
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:13:24 PM No.715652908
Miyamoto and imamura wanted Krystal to be hot
Miyamoto and imamura wanted Krystal to be hot
md5: 51acded94e6b9f7607b640f1832c25af🔍
>>715652427
You can blame the fact they keep remaking 64 for that one and the last Star Fox game they released was a close to finish version of Star Fox 2. If a new Star Fox game comes out and isn't a 64 redo and needs a hot lady, Krystal (and possibly Kat) will be the first things they think of adding to the game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:13:34 PM No.715652920
What are little kids going to think when the villains build up the whole game are suddenly replaced by a random fat crocodile
Replies: >>715653704 >>715658163
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:13:51 PM No.715652946
>>715639381
>NOOOOOOO NOOOOO MOMMEEEEEEE WHY DIDNT NINTENDOESLOP #292929 FEATURE GRUNGLE MCHUNGUS AGAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN????? *shits mario diaper* AAAAAAAAA WHY DOES GAME #2827272 OF THE 2 FRANCHISES NINTENDO CHURNS OUT RETARD SLOP OVER AND OVER AGAIN HAVE THE SAME CHARACTERS *downs a whole nuggetized fried chicken* FUUUUUUUUCK SHIIIIIIIIIIT GIVE ME BRAND NEW MEVER BEFORE SEEN CHARACTERS THAT ARE 1% PALLETE SWAPS AND CALLED 2 CHARACTERS DIFFERENT
what did you expect you dipshit retard
nintendo has made the same fucking game for 30 years in a row
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:13:52 PM No.715652948
>>715652630
>and that one line from jungle climber that only appears in english version (the devs were japanese) means nothing
What was it?
Replies: >>715653004
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:14:10 PM No.715652973
>people think a wario game is coming next when nintendo couldn't even hire someone to make a good princess peach game

kek
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:14:39 PM No.715653004
GqNGX1nWcAAoTIX
GqNGX1nWcAAoTIX
md5: c916f8b0c1a5af7896673169f2473d18🔍
>>715652948
Replies: >>715653314 >>715654672
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:15:12 PM No.715653053
>>715643047
The vikings were cool
Replies: >>715653236
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:15:47 PM No.715653091
65ykt1of0rt61
65ykt1of0rt61
md5: c0f0eedfb596e065e129685aac72cd82🔍
>>715638584 (OP)
Miyamoto is livid
Replies: >>715653270
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:16:53 PM No.715653172
>>715652564
>made no sense

And thats totally fine, thats the point. He's a dick to DK cause he hates him. Fucking nuNintendo trying to make shit more than it really is
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:17:26 PM No.715653227
>>715652641
This DK might as well be a different character, silly ass shit
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:17:31 PM No.715653236
>>715653053
I disagree
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:17:59 PM No.715653270
>>715653091
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO U CAN'T JUST ADD K ROOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:18:02 PM No.715653273
>>715646127
>>715647220
>>715647381
I wondered why you guys were so obsessed with this croc fuck but I see now it's just furry fat fetish shit
Kill all coomers
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:18:11 PM No.715653284
tumblr_c7d3f6ad6d1e9d3ad9c20e8578b04d4c_3c4279f5_400
tumblr_c7d3f6ad6d1e9d3ad9c20e8578b04d4c_3c4279f5_400
md5: ea4e366713b56c19bd4d32b88c55d4c4🔍
K. Rool doesn't need a motivation. The games' tone are lighthearted and comedic, plus K. Rool breaks the 4th wall and knows he's in a game because he keeps making fake credits.
Replies: >>715653807
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:18:12 PM No.715653290
>>715652351
I mean, that does kind of happen before the final phase, they just went for a more subtle approach
>you're on the run to rescue New Donk from K Rool who stands tall at the top of the city
>you constantly climb meters to get to his location (like you did with DK in the arcade game)
>red building structures are prominent from beginning to end in the stage
I don't know about you but I think that's as clear a reference as it needs to be
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:18:27 PM No.715653314
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34524246
md5: 20b9869748c01ba776a8e07f3aecb296🔍
>>715653004
Was this before or after he lost? Maybe it's sour grapes. Er... bananas.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:19:08 PM No.715653371
4809_982f35a9a67a9039
4809_982f35a9a67a9039
md5: 4c86bc0447e11bf48a28a9a5d134ccf5🔍
>>715638584 (OP)
Does this means K. Rool will now become an active villain in future DK games if they make more? and he will be the main villain of the DK movie they announced?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:20:21 PM No.715653467
>>715653290
I suppose. I just think it would have better if Rool kidnapped Pauline and you had to climb up to him without any of your transformation powers while also jumping over barrel like obstacles and flames chasing from behind you.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:20:21 PM No.715653468
>>715653290
Yeah it was clear that moment was just K Rool corrupting Classic DK iconography which is very kino and a perfect way of establishing how much he hates him
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:20:31 PM No.715653479
>>715652564
>>715652385
King K. Rool was a CONQUEROR
He sought to conquer the apes of Donkey Kong Island by starving them all, which is why he stole the bananas
He did not destroy them because he could also use the bananas as a means of coercion/control - if he has the food source, the Kongs would have to capitulate to his every demand or else go hungry
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:20:47 PM No.715653510
1752690490298
1752690490298
md5: 4a31dd91cb2368195d87e0134e5010d6🔍
K. ROOL NO
Replies: >>715653712 >>715654760
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:21:28 PM No.715653571
>>715652641
K. Rool's line is something like,
"YOU'RE the ones to set me free?" I don't mind simplicity. The less said the better, it's a dumb ape and a psycho crocodile king
Replies: >>715658436
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:22:10 PM No.715653624
>>715649369
Bowser just wants Peach, K Rool, he wants it, he wants it all.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:23:11 PM No.715653704
>>715652920
Little kids have internet access and can see that K. Rool was in the most recent Smash Bros., and that there is an amiibo of him.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:23:16 PM No.715653712
>>715653510
This line and him taking over New Donk/its transformed look, really felt like a reference to the 1993 Mario movie/King Koopa.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:23:45 PM No.715653734
>>715646653
>>715639845
>>715643292
>>715646786
>Retro making new enemies
>NINTENDO FAILED
I would say really only DK Jungle Beat was an actual Nintendo made game. Retro Studios are their own things and they're the ones who came up with concept for Tikis, Snowmads.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:24:44 PM No.715653807
rot
rot
md5: 02d226c2f6834f9a7e460cf491662cdb🔍
>>715653284
His motive in bananza is fucking amazing though.
Not only is it fucking insane like he is, it shows how much of an egomaniac he is, wanting everyone to end up as nothing but food for him while he alone reigns supreme on top of the food chain
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:25:07 PM No.715653836
>>715650423
>>715650480
>>715650510
I don't know why, but she reminds me of Rouge for some reason.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:26:09 PM No.715653916
King K. Rool is so fat and evil. I don't know a more fat and evil person
Replies: >>715653994 >>715654092
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:26:12 PM No.715653920
>>715648157
>the elephant moveset is more vore coded than the snake
lame
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:26:14 PM No.715653925
>>715653807
k rool is an honorary champion of nurgle for this one
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:26:26 PM No.715653945
>>715649441
Disney and Pixar haven't been relevant in several years. It's the Illumination audience they want.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:26:44 PM No.715653967
>>715653807
His desire is to become literally fucking Nurgle.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:26:54 PM No.715653981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2obKT-kAAo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:26:57 PM No.715653989
>>715653807
The rotten banana seraphim was the last fucking thing I was expecting
Replies: >>715654202
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:26:58 PM No.715653994
maxresdefault
maxresdefault
md5: e047e45cdaa9f7bbb6d3b0a1eace806c🔍
>>715653916
Porky Minch from Earthbound / Mother 3
Replies: >>715654120 >>715654680 >>715655330
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:27:36 PM No.715654045
>>715639381
Voidko
the Kongs from Jungle beat?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:27:43 PM No.715654053
>>715653807
Why does the Krimling Krew follow this crazy bastard?
Replies: >>715654114 >>715654162 >>715654271 >>715654372 >>715654656 >>715661116
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:28:14 PM No.715654092
diddy
diddy
md5: 9a91c6e3ba795d6f015796e326e0f658🔍
>>715653916
I do, his name's Donald Trump!
Replies: >>715654282
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:28:35 PM No.715654114
>>715654053
He remembers the names of each minion
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:28:40 PM No.715654120
>>715653994
Porky is not a very Nintendo villain, he’s just downright evil and not even in a funny way, but that real sickening way that makes you hate him. Everyone knows a Porky
Replies: >>715654294
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:29:18 PM No.715654162
>>715654053
He siccs his giant orange cutscene Klaptrap on anyone that tries to defect.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:29:48 PM No.715654202
>>715653989
For a second i thought it was the one boss from Smash Ultimate.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:30:50 PM No.715654271
>>715654053
They need a leader of their race to rally behind to stop their culture being diluted by those stinking monkeys.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:30:51 PM No.715654272
>>715647624
It's not women, Anon. Not a single woman likes fat men. They are all gay lusting for K. Roll.
Replies: >>715654379
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:30:57 PM No.715654282
>>715654092
Whoa Diddy! Is that a sickle and hammer on your hat these days?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:31:05 PM No.715654294
cartman befriends cthulhu
cartman befriends cthulhu
md5: 57deec6f3b6c6e714bc7287325913d62🔍
>>715654120
Porky is Eric Cartman before Cartman, down to joining a lovecraftian horror out of spite
Replies: >>715654409
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:32:00 PM No.715654372
>>715654053
Because the Kremlings are equally krazy.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:32:06 PM No.715654379
>>715654272
What about Marge and Lois? what about all the girls that ended with fat bastards?
Replies: >>715654436 >>715662151
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:32:24 PM No.715654409
>>715654294
Daily Reminder Earthbound is the main inspiration for South Park and they've said it multiple times during interviews.
Replies: >>715654609
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:32:37 PM No.715654426
>>715653807
why is he wearing pants though
Replies: >>715654491 >>715661284
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:32:45 PM No.715654436
>>715654379
>What about cartoons?
>What about women who married men before they were fat?
Replies: >>715655216
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:32:56 PM No.715654456
>>715653807
The Vore art is gonna be glorious
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:33:02 PM No.715654465
when does the DK x Poppy porn come out
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:33:20 PM No.715654486
SEX WITH POPPY KONG
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:33:23 PM No.715654491
>>715654426
Same reason why DK wore pants in this game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:33:33 PM No.715654505
Pigma_Dengar
Pigma_Dengar
md5: 733e1af2dae8be032632f174ba24dba5🔍
>>715653807
Replies: >>715655281
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:35:05 PM No.715654609
>>715654409
Think they're talking bout the games brother
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:35:34 PM No.715654637
You think we’ll ever see Void Kong again?
Replies: >>715655121
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:35:45 PM No.715654649
hq720
hq720
md5: 821529283e7c205db777baf1f5b61328🔍
wtf, why is she hot
Replies: >>715654701 >>715655326
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:35:52 PM No.715654656
>>715654053
He rules through fear
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:36:05 PM No.715654672
>>715653004
He still hates bananas, he's just eating them rotten and mushy specifically to spite DK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:36:11 PM No.715654680
Porky-and-Sin3
Porky-and-Sin3
md5: 3dc6bd84d247005395e2ac356c6e9ad5🔍
>>715653994
Fucking asshole killed Hinawa and made Claus live a living hell as a mindless slave just to later die in the hands of his brother... and Porky's whole fucking motivation was "lmao let's see what happens if I do this lol"
Replies: >>715655221 >>715655452
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:36:27 PM No.715654701
>>715654649
because she is female
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:37:18 PM No.715654760
>>715653510
K.Rool and Freeza, United in simian hate.
Replies: >>715655757
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:38:53 PM No.715654875
Why'd they make him look like a carpet hasbro toy? Are crocodile scales supposed to look like that? I miss Baron K Roolenstein.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:39:13 PM No.715654910
kkkk
kkkk
md5: dc6c4c616a6f5c8382bce7672ca2d0f0🔍
We did it boys.

KKK in a Nintendo game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:39:24 PM No.715654926
>>715646127
how do I achieve this physique?
Replies: >>715654968
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:39:53 PM No.715654951
3450685_painternewg_k-rool-s-wife
3450685_painternewg_k-rool-s-wife
md5: e0702523a43460a51d56d5e7733ba17a🔍
So is K Rool's wife giant or normal size
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:39:59 PM No.715654960
>>715652427
It's the same problem K. Rool had really: her series barely gets any games anymore, and the one (ONE) new game it got in the twenty years since Command was just a 64 throwback.
Replies: >>715655529
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:40:03 PM No.715654968
>>715654926
work out and eat a lot
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:40:56 PM No.715655036
>>715654951
8ft
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:41:46 PM No.715655086
68733_9f8879ba266a76db
68733_9f8879ba266a76db
md5: bfcecd79693e29d69cbf66f5ccbc3316🔍
>>715654951
in a wheelchair
Replies: >>715655658 >>715658114
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:42:07 PM No.715655121
>>715654637
Wouldn't be surprised. As happy as I am to see K. Rool again, I am glad that Nintendo finally gave Donkey Kong at least one other somewhat fun and charismatic villain if they needed. Both Lord Frederick and especially the Tikis were flat and boring to where I couldn't care less if they ever appeared again, but I quite like Void Kong.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:42:58 PM No.715655186
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1748469494279524
md5: 512790b3ea0a72fa336158543f64d2c2🔍
Yeah sorry for calling you guys coping retards.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:43:16 PM No.715655216
peterlois
peterlois
md5: 04b9ea5d6b58075df094c644741298e0🔍
>>715654436
>before they were fat
peter was always fat. he was BORN fat.
Replies: >>715656372 >>715662151
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:43:24 PM No.715655221
>>715654680
>ruined everything at least twice
>has absolutely 0 redeeming features
>forms a totalitarian regime that oppresses people, destroys nature and profanes life for shits and giggles
>doesnt even die at the end, in fact gets to be immortal and laughs his ass off at being able to see the end of all things
>is questionably sane but undeniably malevolent
actually might be one of the most evil villains in vidya. its a high bar to top how fucking evil porky is
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:43:54 PM No.715655254
>>715639381
Tendies seething, lol.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:44:15 PM No.715655281
>>715654505
Pigma is a living piece of shit and I'm glad he got a fitting fate of being box floating in space.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:44:21 PM No.715655293
kass
kass
md5: 095ad67d6871382570bec8cfecb9d4bd🔍
>>715654951
Child bride
Replies: >>715655581 >>715659419
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:44:43 PM No.715655318
Please just release a Mario Kart DLC that has Kid Pauline and a Stickerbush track. That's all I request.
Replies: >>715655482 >>715656170
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:44:48 PM No.715655326
>>715654649
She has this Rouge the Bat vibe to her.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:44:51 PM No.715655330
>>715653994
It's all Giygas' fault. Pokey before his turning was just a cowardly spoiled brat. Giygas got to him and brought out all of his worst traits.
Replies: >>715655608
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:46:15 PM No.715655439
>>715648579
Damn the boss music remix is fucking, also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxBTQ4EUOYU
I liked the new remixed version.
Replies: >>715655594
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:46:28 PM No.715655452
1200px-SSBU-New_Pork_City
1200px-SSBU-New_Pork_City
md5: 26e6cbe4fe5ba7469fb57c16020ed6c2🔍
>>715654680
>New Pork City
>Bowser Land from Mario 3D World
>Now K. Rool Neon city
what's up with Nintendo villains and crazy looking cities full of neons and colors and shit
Replies: >>715655537 >>715655701 >>715655746
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:46:40 PM No.715655462
Did King K. Rool flood New Donk City with mushed bananas, or did all of the New Donkers get covered in molten gold?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:46:52 PM No.715655482
>>715655318
>DK and Pauline have only one outfit each
>other Kongs are missing
Gee, I wonder if the first wave of DLC for Nintendo's Mario Kart World™ (2025) might be based on Nintendo's Donkey Kong Bananza™ (2025)
Replies: >>715658313
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:47:28 PM No.715655529
>>715654960
It's not really comparable to K. Rool at all. There has never been a Nintendo console without a major Donkey Kong game except for the Switch which just had ports. He had plenty of games and even when he didn't, he and his cast were frequent fliers in spinoffs. K. Rool himself lasted until the DS. Even his flagship DKC series still got games, it's just that he wasn't in them and they replaced him with a bunch of generic randoms.

It would be like if they made 10 Star Fox games after Command and none of them had Krystal and instead had a secondary new character in her role called like, Nancy
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:47:38 PM No.715655537
>>715655452
Nintendo know cities are evil, the modern day equivalent of an evil castle like in the NES days
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:48:11 PM No.715655581
>>715655293
zamn
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:48:24 PM No.715655594
>>715655439
If they want some quick cash, they could just recycle this 2D stuff to make a DKC4/Returns 3.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:48:36 PM No.715655608
>>715655330
And then Porky deactivates the Devil's Machine,t he only thing that keeps Giygas mind from going insane, and basically betrays Giygas and fucks him up only to win against Ness.
Porky fucked up the embodiment of evil just to win, and created one of the scariest boss battles in SNES.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:01 PM No.715655636
This was all they had to do.
Bringing back the glorious King and his cronies.
It's finally just not Pauline posting. It makes me happy.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:15 PM No.715655658
>>715655086
Cute
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:38 PM No.715655693
>>715650423
>Come with me!
Very discreet, Nintendo.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:40 PM No.715655701
>>715655452
Neon colors are cool, I want to go back.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:50:22 PM No.715655746
>>715655452
The 1993 Mario movie inspired those nips.
Replies: >>715656015
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:50:31 PM No.715655757
>>715654760
... and being gay lizards
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:51:05 PM No.715655801
Barafags deserve the rope. Only twinkchads are allowed to be gay here.
Replies: >>715655873
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:51:17 PM No.715655819
wait is this real
Replies: >>715655874
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:51:19 PM No.715655825
>nintendo hates rare and wants to distance themselves from them!
>nintendo are hacks that have no original ideas!
This autismo just keeps on trying anything and hoping it'll stick isn't he?
Replies: >>715655905 >>715656120
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:52:00 PM No.715655873
>>715655801
shut the fuck up pussy, baraCHADS own /v/
Replies: >>715656365 >>715659181
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:52:00 PM No.715655874
>>715655819
Anon...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:52:22 PM No.715655905
>>715655825
>nintendo hates rare and wants to distance themselves from them!
Wonder if this all just started as some Smash rosterfag cope
Replies: >>715656120
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:53:48 PM No.715656015
Back_to_the_Future_Part_II
Back_to_the_Future_Part_II
md5: 68997de840af64d871e84f87fdf38a90🔍
>>715655746
Wrong film, but yes.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:53:54 PM No.715656027
>>715647067
Big Ape City was loosely described in the manual as the setting of the Arcade game. Then a kids novelization of the game had the idea that this used to be the capitol of DK Island until the Kongs had a cultural "Return to Nature" moment and abandoned it.
Replies: >>715656351
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:54:52 PM No.715656097
1522990015098
1522990015098
md5: 89997f4857c35ec2423a3a5be52c09c2🔍
>>715648579
>it's just a reskinned Bowser
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:55:12 PM No.715656120
>>715655825
>>715655905
A lot of it is definitely spawned from DK Jungle Beat, especially considering there were rumors about Koizumi declaring the old Rare cast as "unfresh for today's gamings". Of course years later it was discovered that was complete bullshit, just like the infamous "Miyamoto called DKC's gameplay mediocre" quote.

https://dkvine.com/?p=news_body&post=5945
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:55:14 PM No.715656127
Having New Donk and K. Rool in the same game, or even Pauline saying the line "K Rool!", feels like the kinda stuff that would give Miyamoto a stroke. The devs should have tried to sneak some Goomba enemies in somewhere.
Replies: >>715656219
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:55:57 PM No.715656170
>>715655318
This'd probably get split up into multiple packs but I'd like to see:
Drivers
>Pauline (Young)
>Diddy
>Dixie
>Cranky
>Funky
>Rambi
>Void Kong
>Grumpy Kong
>Poppy Kong
>Crockoid
>K. Rool
>Kritter
>Zinger
>Necky
>Klaptrap
New Open Map: Donkey Kongtinent
>Lagoon Layer Track
>Bramble Blast Track
>Ingot Isle Track
>DKC1 Minecart Track
>GCN DK Mountain
>3DS DK Jungle
>Wii DK Summit
>N64 DK Jungle Parkway
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:56:23 PM No.715656219
>>715656127
>he doesn't know
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:56:50 PM No.715656250
>>715639381
They did, and they sucked. Just make better characters until something hits. This is how all character IP companies should work, but there are too many egos expecting (and sometimes forcing) you to like something because they created it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:57:57 PM No.715656331
sakurai
sakurai
md5: b6742b8bdde2fb23de1bf651dbda824e🔍
>>715638584 (OP)
>saves your crocodile from the nintendo bin of discarded characters
did you thank him yet
Replies: >>715656476 >>715657384 >>715657587
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:58:15 PM No.715656351
>>715656027
That actually could still work if all the Kong stuff is a prequel.
>city is named New Donk, because humans moved into the ruins of a large abandoned ape city that was ruled by an anchient monkey king also called Donkey Kong
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:58:28 PM No.715656365
>>715655873
YUP
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:58:36 PM No.715656372
>>715655216
>What about cartoons
Replies: >>715656634
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:59:38 PM No.715656449
>>715648579
The Odyssey team really likes their finale setpieces, that was really cool
not $600 bucks cool, but pretty damn cool
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:59:56 PM No.715656475
>>715653807
>it's good because it's bad
that, and most of the positive posts being fetish-based, makes me think no one really likes this character
I thought he was cool in 64, but now I'd rather never see him again.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:59:57 PM No.715656476
>>715656331
He only did it because of smelly fans badgering him for decades.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:00:50 AM No.715656549
>>715646967
DK Land is also a video game about Cranky betting DK he couldn't sell a successful video game if it was in 8-bit, and then calling K. Rool to steal the bananas to see if he could do it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:01:54 AM No.715656634
babypeter
babypeter
md5: c388cfae4efeb2be27eb8d3265e400cc🔍
>>715656372
i'm not even the guy you were arguing with, i just saw a family guy misconception and had to correct it
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:03:10 AM No.715656724
SWITCHPOSTER
SWITCHPOSTER
md5: 95e6a96f3c415b5e8d14735a09af1600🔍
>>715638584 (OP)
@grok saaar is this real sar this true?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:07:43 AM No.715657087
It would've been a good 4th wall gag to show a kremling guitarist playing K. Rool's theme in the background just for like 1 second and never acknowledging it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:08:03 AM No.715657107
>>715639381
My boy Kiddy Kong needs a comeback
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:08:50 AM No.715657173
>>715649913
At least K. Rool won't be made non canon and retconned like the entirety of Galaxy 1 was.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:10:41 AM No.715657309
>>715652889
his posting style is so easily recognizable it's unreal
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:10:48 AM No.715657318
Do we have any confirmation that there's a post-game like Odyssey? Everything I've seen cuts off immediately after credits and I wanna know if there's anything actually worth staying around and collecting all the miscellaneous shit.NAJ84
Replies: >>715657516
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:11:31 AM No.715657362
>>715647381
someone out there is masturbating to this
Replies: >>715664407
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:11:43 AM No.715657384
>>715656331
>has to be led by the nose to beloved characters instead of jrpg trash, fighter crossovers, and FotMs
>still refuses to make good gameplay
Nah EPD woulda put him in regardless
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:12:03 AM No.715657397
>>715651568
yeah regular pauline has sounded fine but I think kid pauline has a different voice actor from the adult version (for obvious reasons)
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:13:16 AM No.715657490
Pots and Pans
Pots and Pans
md5: 649f1989f66bf5f410618d464a5780e4🔍
>>715649369
Bowser is just some simp who gets one upped repeatedly by other villains. Almost every game with Bowser and another villain has Bowser being usurped from his villain spot almost immediately.
Only that vampire faggot from Dream Team played second fiddle to him.
Meanwhile K.Rool is the dominating force of every game he's in.

And unlike Bowser, K.Rool actually got a girl.
Replies: >>715657603 >>715657937 >>715658323
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:13:41 AM No.715657516
>>715657318
You
>return to ingot isle
>big postgame push is to prepare Pauline by reciting with the Elders
>final Elder takes 600 banans (777 bananas total)
>can also pay Grumpy Kong in Ingot Isle to unlock some modes (boss rush and two others)
>pauline gets a costume that makes it easier to farm gold
Replies: >>715657684 >>715657942
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:14:33 AM No.715657571
>>715638584 (OP)
Not buying a Switch 2 but seeing him with the jet pack and the Crocodile Cacophony remix playing was dope I’m glad that this is like the one good Nintendo team still around
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:14:41 AM No.715657580
So where does this game sit in the timeline? Its an Odyssey prequel? The city was already called New Donk City, which kidna ruins the idea that Pauline opened up the city herself when she became a mayor
Replies: >>715657765
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:14:47 AM No.715657587
>>715656331
people were asking for YEARS for k rool to be in and it took a fucking ballot for him to understand that people actually really liked him. he doesn't get a thank for being out of touch and having to be shown that people want a character in smash
Replies: >>715658263
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:14:56 AM No.715657603
>>715657490
Hot wife
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:15:05 AM No.715657613
>K. Rool and DK don’t really acknowledge each other heavily, seems to be a first meeting?
>Only the final section as opposed to it being K. Rool taking over about halfway through
Am I the only one who’s not really that into this? I love K. Rool and I’m glad he’s back but I’m not really a fan of how it’s being handled here.
Replies: >>715657912
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:15:16 AM No.715657632
1533864975339
1533864975339
md5: 22570223eda4dce0c50c69b827f16442🔍
>>715649793
Nobody has been dunked on harder than Anti-K.Rool fags.
Replies: >>715658036
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:15:51 AM No.715657684
>>715657516
So, those kino play as diddy to save dk/pauline from wizpig 'leaks' were fake? This sounds like a nothing post game
Replies: >>715657798 >>715657892 >>715658887
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:16:09 AM No.715657704
>>715638584 (OP)
Holy shit the schizos were right? I fucking kneel
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:16:49 AM No.715657765
>>715657580
Explicitly a prequel, the ending shows her still as a kid living in New Donk
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:17:13 AM No.715657798
>>715657684
we dont know yet, no one has completed all of the diddy questline yet
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:18:23 AM No.715657892
>>715657684
Homie, sorry to tell you this, but Wizpig is not a Nintendo character. I haven't seen any videos of the postgame, just what I've seen posted online. There's also time attack on the Rambi layer and the other two modes you can unlock through Grumpy Kong is a regular enemy Arena and something called "Banana Mines Reborn" or something
Replies: >>715658069
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:18:33 AM No.715657908
1545764243350
1545764243350
md5: ff5f5a676b384977ae05cec9ea8db141🔍
>>715652385
>>715652079
>>715652385
I actually really like the idea of K.Rool not liking bananas but wanting to eat them all out of sheer fucking spite.
Him being an absolute petty dickhead is the best.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:18:35 AM No.715657912
>>715657613
They had to dial down on the 'you again!?' Dialogue to cater to children and normies new to the DK series. Best the devs could give was Dixie referencing DKC2 and Gangplank / Cacophoney being thrown in there during encounters with him
Replies: >>715658978 >>715659053 >>715659771
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:18:52 AM No.715657937
>>715654951
>>715657490
We need more art of King K Rool's wife. She has that Goof Troop Peg energy.

Also about Bowser he had junior so did they ever reveal what happened to Bowser's first wife? Like that is officially in a game.
Replies: >>715658272
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:18:57 AM No.715657942
>>715657516
So no Mushroom Kingdom equivalent? Damn. Was really hoping we could fuck around on DK Isle or New Donk City. At least there's shit to do.
Replies: >>715658081 >>715658771
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:19:30 AM No.715657985
>>715647624
Anon you didn't answer me before, have you read the manga (since the Gash/Zatch bell anime diverges entirely from it), the gash cafe and gaiden bonus chapters, and are aware of the sequel?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:20:07 AM No.715658036
>>715649793
>>715657632
Too bad Ridley probably isn’t in Prime 4, this would’ve been a great year for them
Replies: >>715658302 >>715658786
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:20:31 AM No.715658069
>>715657892
Actually nintendo got wizpig and all the diddy kong racing characters back in the ds era, doubt they will use them though
Replies: >>715660728
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:20:39 AM No.715658081
>>715657942
DK isle would have been cool but I can't see New Donk City working with the destruction part of this game.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:21:05 AM No.715658114
>>715655086
K.Rool's daughter.
Replies: >>715659419
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:21:40 AM No.715658163
>>715652920
>this void kong guy is so scrawny and tiny, this boss fight will be easy.
>holy shit a fatass crocodile, this is way cooler
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:22:49 AM No.715658263
>>715657587
The real question is, what about the next game? There is no ballot anymore. The roster could be a real mess now if the team making the game is out of touch. The only characters the older staff at Nintendo recognize as popular are Sans from Undertale and Steve from Minecraft.

Going to be awkward if they ruin the roster.
Replies: >>715658724 >>715658796 >>715658942
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:22:54 AM No.715658272
>>715657937
Princess Peach is Bowser Jr.'s mother. Don't believe Bowser.
Replies: >>715658361
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:23:17 AM No.715658302
>>715658036
Ridley will be in next years metroid dread sequel
Replies: >>715658520
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:23:22 AM No.715658313
>>715655482
>DK
>Pauline
>Re-add Funky and Diddy so that way adding K.Rool isn't explicitly a spoiler
Makes perfect sense.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:23:29 AM No.715658323
>>715654951
Cute kroc, happy for the crazed king, but back on topic. I would say she's a giant like good old K Rool given her size here>>715657490.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:24:14 AM No.715658361
>>715658272
How did that happen? Did Bowser turn Peach into a koopa impregnated her and then after she gave birth she went back to being human and her memory erased? We know Bowser has a transformation fetish (he found elephant Peach attractive).
Replies: >>715658445 >>715659541
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:25:04 AM No.715658436
>>715653571
i like that, he might be a bit surprised but it's more
>you and me know exactly what's gonna happen next, and i'm not letting you take this.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:25:14 AM No.715658445
>>715658361
he used the koopa cap and possessed peach and then had sex with kamek, this is cut content from odyssey
Replies: >>715658591
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:26:14 AM No.715658520
>>715658302
The Super Metroid remake
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:27:02 AM No.715658591
>>715658445
It really blows my mind that Nintendo struck gold with an official Bowsette, something that could have been remembered fondly for generations to come, and they just decided not to use her until it was too late.
Replies: >>715658767 >>715659051
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:27:59 AM No.715658665
1712597993685134
1712597993685134
md5: 0d268d3cdc07981c7b4eb5f3a9f6b6dc🔍
Everything is possible
Replies: >>715660391
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:28:41 AM No.715658724
>>715658263
I'm sure k rool will make it back since he's the final boss of bananza and he's a fairly popular character in smash iirc

as for the rest, it depends if sakurai and nintendo actually learned anything from the ballot. Apparently sakurai mentioned he was a bit shocked to learn k rool was so popular so it might not bode well for which newcomers they pick
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:29:20 AM No.715658767
>>715658591
they knew about the barrage of evil porn it would unleash (it still did anyway, it was just that powerful)
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:29:21 AM No.715658771
>>715657942
Not that I'm aware of. DK Isle would be amazing and I am also hoping for it
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:29:27 AM No.715658786
>>715658036
Ridley needs to be a better character. The only thing he does is get cloned and get killed repeatedly by Samus. Doesn't help that he's supposed to be intelligent but all he does is roar like a brainless animal in the actual games. We don't need to see Ridley again until he becomes a better character. And it really doesn't help Ridley has never been the main threat of Metroid games he's always serving a higher power.
Replies: >>715659147 >>715659339 >>715659607 >>715659689 >>715660335 >>715660374
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:29:29 AM No.715658789
>>715638584 (OP)
done, check your PMs
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:29:35 AM No.715658796
>>715658263
Only thing that will ruin the roster is going way too hard on cutfaggotry, rather just see a Switch 2 upgrade for Ult with maybe 10 new guys to fill some of the johnny-come-late requests
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:29:48 AM No.715658809
>>715648420
could you have posted a smaller image?
Replies: >>715658954
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:30:43 AM No.715658887
>>715657684
>So, those kino play as diddy to save dk/pauline from wizpig 'leaks'
Do you have a link to these leaks?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:31:24 AM No.715658942
>>715658263
What, you want Evil Cookie Monster from Pooptime?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:31:34 AM No.715658954
1752696878476153
1752696878476153
md5: a8f4de1e9678c1204ac2efbb079cd0fc🔍
>>715658809
You're right, I could've
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:31:40 AM No.715658960
Does this game take place before or after the Rare titles?
Replies: >>715659025 >>715659037 >>715660221
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:31:54 AM No.715658978
>>715657912
>Best the devs could give was Dixie referencing DKC2
What does she say?
Replies: >>715659021
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:32:31 AM No.715659021
>>715658978
She talks about how she and Diddy saved DK once.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:32:34 AM No.715659025
>>715658960
After.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:32:44 AM No.715659037
>>715658960
they make references to DKC 1-3 and 64 but it's also implied to be before Odyssey
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:32:51 AM No.715659050
1746569831559046
1746569831559046
md5: bfe6f610280a10003ddd6347dfa65ea8🔍
>>715638584 (OP)
w-wizpig chads????
Replies: >>715659219
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:32:52 AM No.715659051
Art of Odyssey_DoLtITCUwAQ1puh_translation
Art of Odyssey_DoLtITCUwAQ1puh_translation
md5: e15a77342c22472836e6ff7e883dc5ef🔍
>>715658591
The thing about Mario characters is that even if Bowser Peach were just around for a single boss battle in Odyssey, they could easily include her in all spin-offs forever, considering how they disregard any kind of story sense with stuff like Baby Mario, Metal Mario and Dry Bowser as separate characters. There's also no "bad human girl" in the Mario cast so she'd have an obvious niche.
Replies: >>715659821 >>715661485 >>715661925
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:32:55 AM No.715659053
>>715657912
Would have been funny if at first Rool doesnt even recognize DK due to the redesign and just thinks he is another new Kong family member the game devs made up.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:34:02 AM No.715659142
i know theres a 0% chance but im hoping beyond hope they got the guy from the dkc cartoon to voice him
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:34:05 AM No.715659147
>>715658786
There’s not really much room for Ridley anymore. He’s dead in 2D and out of commission in Prime until Samus Returns bridges the gap. I’m hoping Sylux is a more interesting villain this year.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:34:26 AM No.715659171
>>715653807
>He won't eat Void Kong like anons said
>He wants to eat the whole world instead
Heh, the real game is always better than /v/ theories
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:34:31 AM No.715659181
>>715655873
based
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:34:56 AM No.715659219
file
file
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>>715659050
Its ok he turns into him during the final fight
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:36:26 AM No.715659339
>>715658786
I think they could do a lot with Ridley. In my head canon, he is the last surviving race of a bioweapon species made by the Chozo that was deployed onto enemy planets to waste shit (like a xenomorph). The stasis tube he was in survives for centuries until space pirates discover it, a former enemy species that the Chozo took over the homeworld of and forced them to become wandering space nomads/gypsies. They revere Ridley like a deity due to their species memory of his race as destroyers, and he uses his intellect to take them over as a general and begins coordinating more precision raids on Federation targets. Make a whole ass prequel game where you play as Ridley and you get scenes like the attack on the space colony where you personally kill Samus's parents.
Replies: >>715660374
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:36:51 AM No.715659372
1752524173146725
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Does the game elaborate on K rool being trapped undeground or is that just meta commentary of him being gone for so long
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:37:31 AM No.715659407
>K. Rool just wants to eat rotten bananas
>just wants to turn everything into rotten mush
......wut
Replies: >>715659615
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:37:33 AM No.715659408
>>715659147
>clone
>robot
>secret brother
Take your pick, he'll be in MP4
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:37:40 AM No.715659419
>>715658114

>>715655293
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:39:03 AM No.715659518
No_Humanity
No_Humanity
md5: 7fe235912eafec22e3dc1d4323d2021e🔍
>>715650224
>>715648579
>Final Boss gets fatter the more you fight him
Alright. Im horny.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:39:24 AM No.715659541
>>715658361
Bowser canonically has a mother in Mario's Time Machine Deluxe. He fucked his mom and she gave birth to Junior, which is why he has downs syndrome.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:39:27 AM No.715659550
>>715659372
All we know is he and the Kremlings were trying to get the Banandium Root first and got stuck.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:39:43 AM No.715659562
1692986522521228
1692986522521228
md5: 3259fe25b15581eb3cb8a87401c00e45🔍
>K. Rool starts Nurglemaxxing
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:40:04 AM No.715659583
>>715659372
I'd definitely say it is just meta-commentary.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:40:23 AM No.715659607
>>715658786
I think it was a mistake - first by fans, than by devs - to make Ridley into Samus' version of Bowser or Ganondorf
it's fine to have recurring enemies but nobody should rise to the level of 'iconic', that's just not the type of series Metroid is. forcing it is lame and cheapens the encounters.
Replies: >>715660345
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:40:27 AM No.715659615
>>715659407
At this point I think he's driven entirely by spite towards the kongs.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:41:11 AM No.715659664
>>715652749
>how dare you use this thing that 99.9999% of the world uses on a regular basis!
Replies: >>715660021
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:41:31 AM No.715659689
>>715658786
Ridley just needs to be an asshole, that's what he excels at. Despite never being the main threat or the guy in charge, he gets so much shit done personally that he's routinely THE guy fucking up Samus' day and has had so much more of a hands-on approach to making her life miserable.
>Kills both her parents
>Also kills her adoptive bird parents
>Kidnaps her jellyfish baby (twice)
>Refuses to stay dead and keeps coming back over and over like Jason to ruin Samus' day
It is possible to overuse Ridley, which is why it's wise they gave him a break in Dread, but Ridley serves his purpose just fine in just showing up out of nowhere exclusively to hurt Samus in a personal manner, call her a cunt, then fly away flipping her off forcing her to chase him down (again). Keep things petty and personal between them.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:42:42 AM No.715659771
>>715657912
Not him but they could have at least put it like
>Surprise! Missed me, ape?
Speaking of, they should have at least explained how K.Rool and his krew got trapped.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:42:45 AM No.715659775
So...Who did Cranky kidnap?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:42:59 AM No.715659801
>>715642934
>>Kremlings do the iconic sound
Holy based
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:43:08 AM No.715659821
>>715659051
miyamoto doesn't like girls being evil, he rejected wapeach as well
Replies: >>715660167 >>715660802
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:45:41 AM No.715660021
>>715659664
If you are actively going to the places that spoilers will be shown on a hot new piece of media before you yourself get to play/watch/read it, then yes you fucked yourself.
Replies: >>715660628
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:47:21 AM No.715660167
>>715659821
Syrup should have always been WaPeach and im pretty sure that was the intention with her design.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:48:05 AM No.715660221
>>715658960
From what I can tell, it's after the Rare DK games and before Odyssey. As to how to arcade fits in all this, no idea. Probably got retconned.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:49:35 AM No.715660335
>>715658786
Metroid is light on story but unlike the Mario universe there is supposed to be a proper order to things. Ridley is already dead and dealt with. Like the other anon said trying to turn him into Metroid Bowser was a mistake from the beginning. There is no need to "do" anything with him.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:49:35 AM No.715660336
>>715659689
isn't it heavily implied or even outright stated that the reason Ridley keeps coming back is less because of his skill and more because the Space Pirates have zero clue how to stop Samus so they keep going back to the one thing they know worked once?

I know he technically talks in the manga, but canonically in the video games he's on par with one of the smarter breeds of dog. Ridley could *maybe* pass the mirror test. once he's a mindless robot he can't even do that.
Replies: >>715660732
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:49:44 AM No.715660345
>>715659607
I am so sick and tired of Ganondfor I can't play Zelda games anymore.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:50:10 AM No.715660374
ridley
ridley
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>>715659339
>>715658786
Ridley just needs to speak in alien gibberish like Bowser and K rool do to start getting a little more character in there, but i agree, him being the leader of the space pirates wasn't very well planned out for the long run
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:50:22 AM No.715660391
>>715658665
cute
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:51:05 AM No.715660451
>>715649369
Toxotransmosis moment.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:52:27 AM No.715660537
>smashfags unironically talking about resurrecting ridley for the bajillionth time
fuck off, dread commiting to keeping him dead was for the best
Replies: >>715660709 >>715660832 >>715660942 >>715661167 >>715662108
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:53:41 AM No.715660628
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1742259399440
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>>715660021
...you've got me there. Still, I'm just anxiously waiting for midnight.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:54:20 AM No.715660674
Ridley is barely a character. He's a beast that can't even speak. Doesn't wear clothes. Have no ideals or goals beside killing Samus.
Replies: >>715660778 >>715660810 >>715661110
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:54:45 AM No.715660709
>>715660537
no it wasnt. the only good bosses in that game are the emmis
Replies: >>715660909
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:55:06 AM No.715660728
>>715658069
source?
Replies: >>715660861
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:55:11 AM No.715660732
>>715660336
I think the Space Pirates keep resurrecting Ridley mainly because he's their leader and without his leadership they know they're fucked. Mother Brain controlled the Space Pirates (including Ridley) but as an organization he was always their head.

Ridley I'm pretty sure is intelligent in the games too, he has a space-ship and is smart enough to navigate it but I think the only reason he roars all the time is because he doesn't have anything to say, he's just there to kill.
Replies: >>715660998
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:55:45 AM No.715660778
>>715660674
that's every enemy in metroid
Replies: >>715660901
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:56:02 AM No.715660802
>>715659821
Miyamoto rejected Wapeach/Priich due to her whole gimmick being based on the whole Doronjo/leaderess of the terrible trio archetype. Which to be honest, not only has been played out in many anime as of that age, But the Wa's should NOT have a boss (unless its bowser himself).

Probably he would have been ok with a female villain who is 100% her own thing, not tied as the boss of preexisting villains.
Replies: >>715661248
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:56:12 AM No.715660810
>>715660674
>Have no ideals or goals beside killing Samus.
What more do you need?
Replies: >>715660901
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:56:21 AM No.715660832
>>715660537
>He thinks Ridley won't be back
>He thinks Ridley actually died in Super Metroid
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:56:46 AM No.715660861
>>715660728
Diddy Kong Racing DS
Replies: >>715661102
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:57:22 AM No.715660901
>>715660778
And most enemies in Metroid are innocent fauna that act like the beasts the are.

>>715660810
I don't need anything, but don't call him a character when he's not. Ridley is like a rabid dog.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:57:28 AM No.715660909
>>715660709
you mean the worst parts of the game?
Replies: >>715660996
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:57:48 AM No.715660942
>>715660537
Ridley can always come back in X form
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:58:34 AM No.715660996
>>715660909
bootleg chozos were the worst part
Replies: >>715661251
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:58:35 AM No.715660998
>>715660732
We have never seen Ridley leading, giving orders, or taking care of anyone. They keep reviving Ridley because he has to be the Ganondorf of Metroid.
Replies: >>715661070
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:59:34 AM No.715661070
>>715660998
isn't mother brain the ganon of metroid?
Replies: >>715661178
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:59:37 AM No.715661073
>really cool reveal spoiled by faggot leaker attention seeking
and we why all wonder why the hobby is so utterly joyless
Replies: >>715661252 >>715661359 >>715661364
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:59:38 AM No.715661075
>>715659372
also a good reason why he was ausent in Returns and Tropical Freeze
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:00:00 AM No.715661102
>>715660861
Nintendo owns the game they don't actually own the original characters like timber tiptup and wizpig.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:00:05 AM No.715661110
>>715660674
Based on the franchise ripping off Alien, he could have been set-up as a xenomorph, but with actual sentience. He could work a recurring in the same way as a slasher villain that just keeps finding ways to come back. Hell, if they wanted, they could make up some BS about how his cells retain genetic memory, so even if he is killed, his cells keep his memories recorded into his DNA so that even a clone will share them, or an instinctual hatred of Samus either as a person, or just because she is wearing the armor of the Chozo.
Replies: >>715661276
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:00:08 AM No.715661116
>>715654053
clearly they aren't very loyal considering even his own brother hates him
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:00:54 AM No.715661167
>>715660537
Seriously, trying to turn him into a beyond the grave gay stalker like the compilation of ffvii did to Sephiroth sounds terrible, and plays off the worst aspects from Other M.
You don't play Metroid for the story but it's supposed to have a "serious" tone, not a cartoony one like Mario or DK, resurrecting the same guy again and again in increasingly contrived ways is just retarded, and if anything they already abused it too much.
Replies: >>715661882
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:01:10 AM No.715661178
>>715661070
Ridley appears more often, I think.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:02:12 AM No.715661248
>>715660802
Priich has a fucking great design for a Mario RPG 2 OC party member. Make her the long lost little sister of Peach (her Luigi), that ended up taken in by a rogue splinter of the Turtle Tribe and she thinks she is a Koopaling that wields a big axe and starts off as a rival character.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:02:14 AM No.715661251
>>715660996
you mean the boring boop beep boop robots that have the same fight like 5 times?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:02:15 AM No.715661252
1749411695737819
1749411695737819
md5: 7ba6c1c248bda4be9d3a17e57c913e69🔍
>>715661073
>recurring series' antagonist appears in a new iteration
WHOA, STOP THE PRESSES, DID YOU KNOW THAT RIDLEY IS IN METROID PRIME 4? HOLY FUCK, JUST LOCK ME UP, I CAN'T BE TAMED!
Snape kills Dumbledore.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:02:36 AM No.715661276
>>715661110
A mindless drone can only be used so many times before it gets repetitive.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:02:40 AM No.715661284
>>715654426
the design is meant to riff off punk rockstar designs, that's why he's talking about rot
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:03:08 AM No.715661318
1528604089655
1528604089655
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>>715638584 (OP)
>>715646127
Had to kneel in real life btw
I almost wish Void showed up to help or try to get back at him
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:03:39 AM No.715661359
>>715661073
The embargo for Nintendo games lifts the day before release, and that's when the Youtube shills do their "all bosses no damage" videos. Even if the game doesn't break street date, you'd still want to get the fuck out of here within launch week.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:03:44 AM No.715661364
>>715661073
Why would you come to /v/ on the eve/week of a new games launch and not expect leaks?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:04:59 AM No.715661446
Between the pedos lusting for a kid, the homos lusting for the ass of a monkey and the giga homos lusting for a fat crocodile we can confirm that Nintendo has the most mentally ill fanbase
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:05:04 AM No.715661451
>Cranky is a demented schizo
>DK hits his head, becomes an asshole
>Kidnaps Pauline twice
>Fucks with Mario as an enemy in multiple games
>Dies
>Fucks with Mario one last time as a skeleton in M&L SSS
Replies: >>715662001
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:05:40 AM No.715661485
The_Art_of_Super_Mario_Odyssey_187_crop
The_Art_of_Super_Mario_Odyssey_187_crop
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>>715659051
Here's a scan of that.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:06:10 AM No.715661520
candy
candy
md5: 7de4cf1514121205738a755da94389ba🔍
bros...
Replies: >>715661610 >>715661703
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:06:37 AM No.715661551
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>>715638584 (OP)
>>715646127
wait he's actually in? holy shit let's fucking GOOOOOO
now we just need wario land back and we are fully in business baby
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:07:32 AM No.715661610
>>715661520
man it would be cool if post game unlocked a whole bunch of the 2D sections as a pseudo DKC mini-game where you play as Diddy and Dixie on their own adventure.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:08:20 AM No.715661669
>>715651363
>nobody cares about the characters made by retro
>EPD casually comes in and mogs them effortlessly
something something east vs west
Replies: >>715662504
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:08:50 AM No.715661703
>>715661520
Candy looks so different in games and the old show. I wonder how a modern Candy would look like designed by Nintendo. I hope they keep her giant booba.
Replies: >>715661794
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:09:34 AM No.715661753
>>715638584 (OP)
He talks now? Gross.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:10:09 AM No.715661794
>>715661703
She should have been in this game dressed as adult Pauline.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:10:34 AM No.715661831
>>715661753
He just growls. No voice.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:11:25 AM No.715661882
>>715661167
Ridley's persistence in light of being in a more mature franchise is exactly what makes him so endearing
No one is surprised/impressed when Bowser/K. Rool keep coming back because they're always just defeated, Mario/DK never kill them
Samus does not pull her punches and successfully kills Ridley (or at least intends to kill him) every time they fight but in spite of this Ridley gets revived by Space Pirate science or genetic abominations and keeps coming back.
I will admit there should be a limit to how often to abuse this trope as Metroid does not have as much of a 'sandbox narrative' as Mario does - there is a clear and present timeline of events and there is a point of incredulity that may have already been crossed but I'm of the 'in for a penny in for a pound' outlook. Ridley has been revived so many times already, one or two more would be a drop in the bucket.
Replies: >>715662026 >>715662124
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:11:54 AM No.715661925
>>715659051
syrup?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:11:55 AM No.715661926
>>715661753
>now
He has a whole damn monologue in 3.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:12:08 AM No.715661939
>>715661753
He always talked....
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:12:49 AM No.715661989
>>715661753
>He talks now?
DKC3.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:13:09 AM No.715662001
>>715661451
How does MankyxLanky Kong fit into the equation..
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:13:31 AM No.715662026
>>715661882
>No one is surprised/impressed when Bowser/K. Rool keep coming back
Same with Ridley

>because they're always just defeated, Mario/DK never kill them

In practice is the same shit.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:14:36 AM No.715662108
>>715660537
I agree, I was getting tired of seeing his purple ass paraded every game, it got tiring. If they're going to bring him back one last time, do it in a Super Metroid remake completing the trilogy.
Replies: >>715662630
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:14:47 AM No.715662124
>>715661882
He is fine if you just consider him the closet thing Nintendo has to a Jason or Freddy Kreuger. The series is serious, but its still pop sci-fi and they will attempt to give some kind of rational reason why Ridley is back, just like an iconic slasher villain. That being said, i am also fine with them not relying on him, but i just dont think they need to actively avoid it because of plot.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:14:54 AM No.715662134
27639-donkey-kong-country-2-diddy-s-kong-quest-snes-screenshot-the
>>715661753
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:15:12 AM No.715662151
blaze
blaze
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>>715647624
>>715654379
>>715655216
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:15:48 AM No.715662193
>>715661753
He speaks in full english at the start of DK64
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:16:19 AM No.715662224
>>715661753
I'm surprised anons keep bringing up DKC3 when 64 is probably an even better example. There's also the cartoon, the Paon games, and surprisingly Mario Super Sluggers if you want to go even further.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:16:23 AM No.715662226
>>715639845
>>715640053
>>715644163
>>715645857
>>715645901
And fags wanted ridley to be smash bros ultimate because is so big.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:17:33 AM No.715662323
1649073459073490
1649073459073490
md5: 2f33f246ab24d30ff371b3294d59e037🔍
>every new upload of the game is just related to the ending
>0 ost uploads go anywhere past SL600 content
I don't remember the last time I've suffered this much waiting for rips
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:17:34 AM No.715662325
>>715661753
Fucking underage niggers posting here showing their ignorance.

https://youtu.be/5Wva2cTpLos
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:18:17 AM No.715662365
>bump limit
>>715661521
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:20:24 AM No.715662504
>>715661669
you forgetting where the final boss that everyone was dying to see again came from?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:22:21 AM No.715662630
>>715662108
Yeah, I wouldn't be opposed to them bringing him back one last time as a proper sendoff since his last appearances were kinda shit, but I don't think keeping him around permanently will ever work, it just makes the games feel rote
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:26:39 AM No.715662945
>>715642934
>>Remixes of his various themes

Crocodile Cacophony too? And Castle Climb?
Replies: >>715663026
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:27:21 AM No.715662992
>>715643047
People keep saying this but this game only uses the few enemies in the Paon games Default Kritter, a variant of Klobber, maybe Klaptrap while the rest are the random birds, bees and rodents.
Replies: >>715663082
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:27:48 AM No.715663026
>>715662945
*Krook's March

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmmE-dpgF88
Replies: >>715663360
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:28:38 AM No.715663082
>>715662992
What has that to do with the penguin niggers being forgettable?
Replies: >>715663404
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:33:16 AM No.715663360
>>715663026
Japs really should have swallowed their pride and gotten David Wise for Bananza.
Replies: >>715663473
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:33:57 AM No.715663404
>>715663082
Because devs that aren't Rare don't make memorable enemies using the Kremlings either.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:34:56 AM No.715663473
>>715663360
I wasn't impressed with his work for Tropical Freeze.
Replies: >>715663603
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:36:55 AM No.715663603
>>715663473
I was
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:47:53 AM No.715664407
>>715657362
me
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:53:36 AM No.715664859
>>715638584 (OP)
>dk looks like a retard
>k rool keeps his nintendo 64 look
why? this is retarded
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:11:05 AM No.715666153
>>715639845
spergchads I kneel