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Anonymous No.715638584 >>715639775 >>715640497 >>715640726 >>715641661 >>715642195 >>715642278 >>715642934 >>715643042 >>715646179 >>715646293 >>715646669 >>715646810 >>715646967 >>715647036 >>715647436 >>715648564 >>715650052 >>715650417 >>715650860 >>715652003 >>715652074 >>715652571 >>715653091 >>715653371 >>715656331 >>715656724 >>715657571 >>715657704 >>715658789 >>715659050 >>715661318 >>715661551 >>715661753 >>715664859
APOLOGIZE
Anonymous No.715638727 >>715643104
>people thought this was the smash model
Anonymous No.715638747
chat is this king k. real?
Anonymous No.715639381 >>715639845 >>715639905 >>715643047 >>715643292 >>715646574 >>715646703 >>715646786 >>715646920 >>715651363 >>715652946 >>715654045 >>715655254 >>715656250 >>715657107
Maybe one day Nintendo will come up with their own DK characters...
Anonymous No.715639775 >>715640294
>>715638584 (OP)
That's clearly a cheap edit of Little Mac
Anonymous No.715639845 >>715640053 >>715644163 >>715645857 >>715645901 >>715646189 >>715646653 >>715647216 >>715649095 >>715653734 >>715662226 >>715666153
>>715639381
they did but spergs want K. Rool
Anonymous No.715639905
>>715639381
They tried
All they could come up with was a floating head and hands again
Anonymous No.715639927 >>715639975 >>715640575
Does he make Banjo noises or does he have a British accent
Anonymous No.715639975 >>715640097
>>715639927
neither, he just growls
Anonymous No.715640053 >>715662226
>>715639845
The spergs have good taste
Anonymous No.715640097
>>715639975
Gay
Anonymous No.715640294
>>715639775
Kek
Anonymous No.715640497
>>715638584 (OP)
I love King K Rool
Anonymous No.715640575 >>715643014 >>715643127
>>715639927
Should have figured that Nintendo wasn't cool enough to remember Ben Campbell
Anonymous No.715640589
wish he wasn't in such an ugly game.
Anonymous No.715640726
>>715638584 (OP)
His scales follow the quad topology of his model.
Anonymous No.715641661
>>715638584 (OP)
I'm so sorry for being a non-believer
Anonymous No.715642195 >>715642836 >>715643187 >>715643205 >>715645594 >>715646031 >>715647598
>>715638584 (OP)
>Give DK a new design
>Keep K Rool the same supposedly
Anonymous No.715642278 >>715646127
>>715638584 (OP)
where belly
Anonymous No.715642836
>>715642195
Can't improve perfection
Anonymous No.715642934 >>715648341 >>715659801 >>715662945
>>715638584 (OP)
>He's back
>Remixes of his various themes
>Kredits
>Kremlings do the iconic sound
Long Live the King!
Anonymous No.715643014 >>715643110
>>715640575
More that they refuse to make any actor have weight or prominence after what happened with Martinet.
Anonymous No.715643042
>>715638584 (OP)
Feels like 2018 again
Anonymous No.715643047 >>715653053 >>715662992
>>715639381
The issue is that other than Kremlings the enemies shown in DKTF and DKCR are extremely lame and forgettable
Anonymous No.715643104
>>715638727
even worse
>people thought this was AI
Anonymous No.715643110 >>715643280
>>715643014
what did the gaylord do?
Anonymous No.715643127
>>715640575
Someone should ask him to dub K. Rool's dialogue in the game
Anonymous No.715643187 >>715643315 >>715643357
>>715642195
It's the smash design which mixed the Rare and Nintendo versions together.
>scaly body
>gold armor
>claws
>small crown
>less protruding eye
Anonymous No.715643205 >>715644085
>>715642195
When you discover the reason behind K Rool's normalcy, you will feel shame for your words and posts.
Anonymous No.715643280
>>715643110
Demand more money and better rights when they pitched up his performance without paying him to do "Luigi" in Smash Bros.
Anonymous No.715643292 >>715653734
>>715639381
They did and they were inferior.
People wanted K.Rool because he's great you retarded faggot.
Anonymous No.715643315
>>715643187
It also give him his tail back after the Paon era removed it
Anonymous No.715643357
>>715643187
Bigger eye and crown fits new DK better.
Anonymous No.715643434
I'm not gay but I'd probably suck k. rool's dick if given the chance
not buying a switch 2 or dk btw
Anonymous No.715643472
>made it explicitly clear k. rool's golden belly is actually armor
Anonymous No.715644085
>>715643205
Don't think so lil BITCH
Anonymous No.715644163 >>715662226
>>715639845
based spergs
Anonymous No.715645594
>>715642195
Because King K. Rool is fucking perfect
Anonymous No.715645857 >>715662226
>>715639845
wtf I love spergs now
Anonymous No.715645901 >>715662226
>>715639845
>Spergs were based for once
I kneel
Anonymous No.715646031
>>715642195
>primate gets new design
>crocodile doesn't
yeah that's how it's been going for a while now
Anonymous No.715646127 >>715646249 >>715646669 >>715646915 >>715647056 >>715647128 >>715647592 >>715647624 >>715647697 >>715649646 >>715649742 >>715653273 >>715654926 >>715661318 >>715661551
>>715642278
There's no better way to introduce K. Rool than a close up of him slapping his belly
Anonymous No.715646179
>>715638584 (OP)
Damn, he's beefy.
Anonymous No.715646189 >>715646656
>>715639845
based and you're a bitch too
Anonymous No.715646249 >>715647220
>>715646127
I want to fill that belly full of cum
Anonymous No.715646293
>>715638584 (OP)
PINCHE FURRO MANTECOSO!!!
Anonymous No.715646574
>>715639381
They tried once, and it just resulted in bad Kongs.
Anonymous No.715646649 >>715648083
So how old is Mario?
Anonymous No.715646653 >>715647078 >>715653734
>>715639845
*they tried, but they failed twice in a row, so they gave up and went back to the public-approved one
Anonymous No.715646656
>>715646189
kekaroooooo
Anonymous No.715646669
>>715638584 (OP)
>>715646127
sex with K Rool
Anonymous No.715646703 >>715646817 >>715647336
>>715639381
>Nintendo memory holes all Rare DK stuff in Bananza
>NOOOOOOO WHY?!?!?!, I HATE MIYAMOTO SO MUCH!!!!!
>Turns Nintendo did include Rare stuff after all
>Maybe one day Nintendo will come up with their own DK characters...
Why is /v/ like this?
Anonymous No.715646769 >>715651375
Anyone have a link to the rip an anon made of the Gangplank Galleon theme?
Anonymous No.715646784 >>715652889
Apologize for what? Always being a believer in the King Kommander of the Kremlings?
Anonymous No.715646786 >>715653734
>>715639381
They did like 3 times, not a single one succeeded
Anonymous No.715646810 >>715646873 >>715647087
>>715638584 (OP)
Why does KRool looks like his good old SNES self while Donkey Kong looks like his retarded inbred cousin?
Anonymous No.715646817
>>715646703
I really wish all
>/v/ is one person
posters would die in a fire.
Anonymous No.715646873
>>715646810
Have you seen the Kong "family"? They are all fucking each other.
Anonymous No.715646915
>>715646127
That's basically his taunt from Smash.
Anonymous No.715646920
>>715639381
Oh shut up
Anonymous No.715646967 >>715647067 >>715647169 >>715656549
>>715638584 (OP)
I can't believe that the leaks were real including seeing minion Kremlings as well. How did Nintendo fuck up? You know how they get about leaks. So I'm surprised King K Rool was confirmed before the release of the game. Hope the leakers know how to dodge Nintendo Ninjas.

That said anyone else a bit disappointed that King K Rool is Ganondorf in this game? He literally has the power of rot which is what Ganondorf did to Link in Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. I know K Rool always had super powers like turning invisible but this seems a bit more extreme compared to the zany character who dresses up like a pirate or mad scientist.

Also did anyone else feel it was weird to see Non Pauline human characters in a DK game it was even more uncanny to see King K Rool mingling in human society. Doesn't help that DK and King K Rool cannot speak the human tongue. But anyway seeing K Rool in a human world was weird.
Anonymous No.715647036
>>715638584 (OP)
I'll say it once and I'll say it again King K Rool should have been voiced by Robin Williams. King K Rool's perchance to doing multiple personas easily blends with Robin Williams being able to do different types of voices with extreme range. Just a shame that he's dead though.
Anonymous No.715647056
>>715646127
>the small jiggle when he slaps his belly
this must be where all the budget of the game went
Anonymous No.715647067 >>715656027
>>715646967
DK Land's last level was an entire city with blimps
Whether humans lived there I have no idea
Anonymous No.715647078
>>715646653
Thrice, don't forget the Jungle Beat kongs.
Anonymous No.715647087 >>715648510 >>715649913 >>715650483
>>715646810
Miyamoto wanted to fuck up Rare's legacy. Too bad for him the people made it clear that Donkey Kong is nothing without King K. Rool.
Now we wait for the inevitable Feel the Power, Feel the Burn Jazzercise album that will sell a K. Roolion copies on day one.
Anonymous No.715647128
>>715646127
hot
Anonymous No.715647169 >>715647380
>>715646967
Rool doesnt have magic, it was the Banandium Root that gave him that power.

As for the weird clash of art styles, I kinda dig it in a way. Before release, the game felt like an Alice in Wonderland story where a girl gets transported to crazy ass Rareware land with all these goofy looking Kongs and characters. The ending just reverses that with an old ass Rare character coming to "the real world" and trying to take it over.
Anonymous No.715647197
Why not make Krool a sumo?
Anonymous No.715647216 >>715647476 >>715648001
>>715639845
It's not a our fault that the Tikis suck, the evil Kongs suck, and that the Snowmads felt like a literal rip off of King K Rool's gimmick. King K Rool doing the viking theme would have been a natural fit for him and the Kremlings.
Anonymous No.715647220 >>715647326 >>715647570 >>715653273
>>715646249
Not if he shoves you there first
Anonymous No.715647326 >>715647381
>>715647220
>that belly button jiggle
lord almighty
Anonymous No.715647336
>>715646703
>Why is /v/ like this?
I believe in opinion A and B, I'm a stupid walking contradiction
Anonymous No.715647380
>>715647169
The Mario universe in general even if its Mario, Wario, or DK has always had an Alice in Wonderland vibe especially the mushrooms that shrink or grow anyone. The only difference is in Alice in Wonderland its all a dream. In Mario the universe itself is real.
Anonymous No.715647381 >>715647467 >>715647525 >>715647575 >>715647806 >>715648008 >>715648486 >>715653273 >>715657362
>>715647326
Anonymous No.715647436
>>715638584 (OP)
GOTY
Anonymous No.715647467
>>715647381
truly GOTY material, slop obscur would never
Anonymous No.715647476 >>715647578 >>715647703 >>715647710
>>715647216
Most of the snowmads were fine. Even the bosses had a good amount of character. It was just Lord Fredrick who had literally less personality than wood. If he had an ounce of K. Rool's kharisma, people might look on the group more fondly.
Anonymous No.715647525
>>715647381
>biblically accurate angel composed of rotten bananas behind him
Anonymous No.715647546 >>715647576
Does he have a speaking voice or is it weird grunts?
Anonymous No.715647570 >>715647686 >>715647720 >>715648224
>>715647220
>the stomp and belly jiggle
bros....can it get any better than this?
Anonymous No.715647575
>>715647381
It makes sense enough as a parallel to DK thumping his chest but man they're really set on "K. Rool thumps his belly, that's his deal, right"
Anonymous No.715647576
>>715647546
the second thing
Anonymous No.715647578
>>715647476
If his boss fight wasn't literally just "We have K. Rool at home" that'd have done wonders since doing that just made everyone compare him to K. Rool.
Anonymous No.715647592
>>715646127
That's gay as fuck.
Anonymous No.715647598 >>715647804
>>715642195
The only major change to K Rool's design is now he has a tail. And while he had a tail in DK64 generally K Rool is designed lacking a tail.
Anonymous No.715647624 >>715647915 >>715651918 >>715654272 >>715657985 >>715662151
>>715646127
why do women find this hot? literally my fujo friend wants to draw some K.RoolxDK stuff now.
Anonymous No.715647659 >>715647830 >>715647902 >>715648230 >>715648420
Any references to Jungle Beat hidden anywhere?
Anonymous No.715647686 >>715647782 >>715647850
>>715647570
This is really good, but him speaking with an English accent would've been transcendent perfection
Anonymous No.715647697
>>715646127
I want to fuck his navel so badly hnghhh
Anonymous No.715647703
>>715647476
The two things I want them to follow up on now is a game where the Kremlings, the Snowmads, and the Tikis all interact
And a game bringing back DK Jr, whom going by the new timeline simply didn't appear in DKC etc because he didn't exist yet
Anonymous No.715647710 >>715647830
>>715647476
To me the leader of the Snowmads should have been the ice cream polar bear. He was the best one.
Anonymous No.715647720
>>715647570
What turns me on the most about this are the facial expressions, they are fucking amazing
Anonymous No.715647771 >>715647929
>K. Rool saying "He is back in action"
>posters in New Donk City stating "K. Rool is back"
>he gets yeeted in the sky but not sealed away again
So... is he going to become the main villain for DK again from now on?
Anonymous No.715647782
>>715647686
I would’ve actually came if they brought back Benedict Campbell to voice him
Anonymous No.715647802
I ordered Switch 2 and Bananza after seeing K.Rool leaks
Anonymous No.715647804
>>715647598
Anon, he always had a tail in the Rare games, look up his sprites
Anonymous No.715647806
>>715647381
OH FUCK ISN'T THE BANANA WISH STAR LITERALLY THE ANGEL FROM THE FAIRY ODD PARENTS MEME?
Anonymous No.715647830
>>715647659
Maybe a fossil.

>>715647710
Better boss fight too.
Anonymous No.715647850 >>715648102 >>715648330
>>715647686
Anon, Nintendo is never acknowledging the DK show, ever
Anonymous No.715647902
>>715647659
the entire game revolves around "beats"

Pauline's beat

DK's beat

K.Rool's beat


then DK goes full Gear 5 Luffy when he gets trapped in stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKnNNz9ViY4
Anonymous No.715647915
>>715647624
DK is pure, he doesn't know what sex is. K. Rool however? He's a villain so he's fair game.
Anonymous No.715647929 >>715648260
>>715647771
That's what it looks like to me. He gained Bowser status from Nintendo
Anonymous No.715647951 >>715648157
Can't wait for the porn
Anonymous No.715648001
>>715647216
The evil Kongs were cool
Anonymous No.715648008 >>715648058
>>715647381
is this a post game fight?
Anonymous No.715648058 >>715648393
>>715648008
He is the secret final fight after fake credits
Anonymous No.715648083
>>715646649
That's a good question, where does Mario fit in all this especially since we know he's not from the city since the stork delivered him to a random town during Yoshi's Island.
Anonymous No.715648102
>>715647850
Not as a reference to the show, but as a reference to Rare
Anonymous No.715648157 >>715649326 >>715650160 >>715653920
>>715647951
I want [my fetish here] porn of the snakes here, not DK.
Anonymous No.715648224
>>715647570
Toxotransmosis moment.
Anonymous No.715648230
>>715647659
Would be very odd if there isnt, considering that was this dev teams first game.
Anonymous No.715648260 >>715648746
>>715647929
So does this mean that K Rool's wife will be canon and he will become a goofy loving father to his son in the same style as Bowser?
Anonymous No.715648330
>>715647850
The Crystal Coconuts in DK64 are from the show.
Anonymous No.715648341 >>715648480 >>715648691 >>715649052
>>715642934
> Casually uppercuts your game's main villain
Anonymous No.715648393
>>715648058
I mean that particular scene i havent seen before from the phases of the final fight.
Anonymous No.715648420 >>715658809
>>715647659
One of the signs in NDC
Anonymous No.715648480 >>715649504
>>715648341
do we ever get to actually fight Void in the game?
Anonymous No.715648486 >>715648579
>>715647381
K Rool is voiced? What does he sound like?
Anonymous No.715648510 >>715648917 >>715648983 >>715649059
>>715647087
I don't know Donkey Kong could face different villains the problem is that the staff never gets too creative when it comes to making new baddies for DK. Look at other franchises like Ninja Turtles who have great Non Shredder villains. Look at Kirby and how many different nemesis he fights against.
Anonymous No.715648564
>>715638584 (OP)
Anonymous No.715648579 >>715648956 >>715649026 >>715649093 >>715649147 >>715649369 >>715649986 >>715650224 >>715651231 >>715655439 >>715656097 >>715656449 >>715659518
>>715648486
https://youtu.be/3LVJTHsbh-8?si=_EsVd5rGJLXP4Sro&t=37
Anonymous No.715648691 >>715648865 >>715648931
>>715648341
It was at this moment that Void knew he was finished.

Speaking of which, DK is the only character within this universe who has had enemies who are from his own species the Kongs. Notice how Wario and Mario never really fight other humans and don't count Captain Syrup since Wario doesn't beat her up and in her final appearance she's seen as tongue in cheek morally grey character instead of a villain.
Anonymous No.715648746
>>715648260
I don't know but I wouldn't mind a DK RPG
Anonymous No.715648773
Nintendo hates their fans, no wonder they're not bringing Benedict Campbell to do the voice even if he's perfect for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eggzBAzCZg
Anonymous No.715648865
>>715648691
Wario fights other humans in Master of Disguise.
Anonymous No.715648880 >>715649906
>big evil lizard that gets an oversized transformation at the end
So... it's just a shittier Bowser?
Anonymous No.715648917 >>715649669
>>715648510
Wait a minute, who's the yellow bandana turtle?
I knew there was a female one but is there a 5th brother now?
Anonymous No.715648918
>neon lit k rool themed new donk city
>classic DKC enemies showing up and making the same noises they did on SNES
EPD-dono... I fucking kneel.
Anonymous No.715648931
>>715648691
>Notice how Wario and Mario never really fight other humans
They literally fought each other.
Anonymous No.715648956
>>715648579
Damn that's even more monstrous than I was expecting.
>Crocodile Cacophony starts playing
Holy Kino
Anonymous No.715648957
Do we find out if the zesty monkey antagonist is a tranny?
Anonymous No.715648983
>>715648510
There's nothing wrong with having multiple villains. But there's villains, and then there's the Nemesis. Even when Kirby is taking on the new cosmic horror of the week, you always fight Dedede in some shape or form. Kirby even has his own hype nostalgia villain in Dark Matter. Everyone is always hyped to see the black eye come back in some shape or form, even if just implied.
Anonymous No.715649026
>>715648579
This is so gay. I rather see the OG DK facing King K Rool, not this down syndrome Kiddy Kong ripoff.
Anonymous No.715649052
>>715648341
>NO NO NO K ROOL SAMA! TASUKETE! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!
Anonymous No.715649059
>>715648510
True, but it's hard to top perfection. Especially when your only motive is spite for the Bongs that turned a game series that has been dead for over a decade into a phenomenon.
Anonymous No.715649093 >>715649218
>>715648579
King K Rool reminds me of Blackbeard from One Piece
Anonymous No.715649095
>>715639845
This is one of those times in which the spergs were right
Anonymous No.715649147 >>715649263
>>715648579
why is the music so shitty and generic
Anonymous No.715649218 >>715649545
>>715649093
Who's that chump you posted?
Anonymous No.715649263 >>715649338 >>715651252
>>715649147
Watch longer
Anonymous No.715649274 >>715649516 >>715649628
OF course Nintendo forgets to fucking put a costume on him
Anonymous No.715649326 >>715649401
>>715648157
swallowing pauline
Anonymous No.715649338
>>715649263
I already saw the banana fight, but it gets shitty again once they reach the city
Anonymous No.715649369 >>715649404 >>715649419 >>715649515 >>715649906 >>715650008 >>715653624 >>715657490 >>715660451
>>715648579
>hear about K. Rool being this amazing villain
>he's just Bowser again
Anonymous No.715649401
>>715649326
I like snakes, but I do not like vore. Life is suffering.
Anonymous No.715649404
Is it autistic I wanted him to have the posh voice acting they had in the DKC cartoon

>>715649369
yeah I agree but Rare is gone dude
Anonymous No.715649419
>>715649369
Shut the fuck up, Cristobal.
Anonymous No.715649441 >>715649531 >>715650228 >>715653945
>that credits theme

Okay now I know this game was made for the disney crowd. What pixar gay crap is this
Anonymous No.715649504
>>715648480
Twice, once halfway through and once right before K. Rool shows up. Every major boss gets two fights.
Anonymous No.715649515 >>715650117
>>715649369
Was Bowser ever intending to devour the planet out of insanity?
Anonymous No.715649516
>>715649274
He disguised himself as the deus ex machina you turd
Anonymous No.715649531
>>715649441
The Pauline design didn't tip you off?
Anonymous No.715649545
>>715649218
Ruskys can't read English. Clearly says Blackbeard from One Piece
Anonymous No.715649628
>>715649274
he has a bananza form, how is that not a costume?
Anonymous No.715649638 >>715649724
Pardon the retarded question but how the fuck is everyone playing this when it's supposed to release tomorrow?
Anonymous No.715649643 >>715649702 >>715649767 >>715649793 >>715650295 >>715650674 >>715650874 >>715652815
He’s a big guy
Anonymous No.715649646
>>715646127
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
Anonymous No.715649669 >>715651579
>>715648917
The yellow turtle is a human female named Jennika that got mutated due to needing a blood transfusion and they used Leonardo's mutated blood. And don't worry she's a lesbian for a literal fat pig. As you can already imagine the character is awful and even the writers who are still working on this comic have "dropped" Jennika as if she doesn't exist. She is so terrible not even scalies like her.
Anonymous No.715649702
>>715649643
Sex
Anonymous No.715649724
>>715649638
time zones
Anonymous No.715649742
>>715646127
Achievable natty?
Anonymous No.715649767
>>715649643
GODZILLA
Anonymous No.715649793 >>715657632 >>715658036
>>715649643
>K. Rool is WAY too big for Smash, guys!
Anonymous No.715649862 >>715650023 >>715650075 >>715650138
>spoiling a game that isn't even out
kill yourself immediately.
Anonymous No.715649906 >>715651549
>>715648880
>>715649369
Start choking on turtle dick when Bowser catches half as many players off guard as K Rool did and WILL do again with this game through his fakeout credits
Anonymous No.715649913 >>715650108 >>715657173
>>715647087
Koizumi might have not worked directly on this game, but his influence is felt big time: he notoriously goes against Miyamoto in order to break the status quo in the games, like when he pushed the first Mario Galaxy to have a darker ending and Rosalina's backstory.
Anonymous No.715649986
>>715648579
>the fake out credits
Holy fucking kino
Anonymous No.715650008 >>715650216
>>715649369
King K Rool is quite different from Bowser. For one thing King K Rool is famous for his personas. And before anyone says "But Bowser did multiple personas in the Mario Bros USA cartoon!" Nigga even if he did this its not considered part of Bowser's main theme as a villain in the official Mario games. Bowser is a dragon king who wants to marry a princess. So this is King K Rool's gimmick.

Another major difference is Bowser is presented as a good boss to his minions (except movie Bowser but we don't speak of Jack Black Bowser). King K Rool on the other hand is quite abusive to his minions which is why some of the Kremlings happily betray him like in DK64.

Another thing is Bowser has a son whom he loves. King K Rool is implied to have a wife but he has no son or daughter. So they're both quite different.
Anonymous No.715650023
>>715649862
>mad at spoilers
>on /v/
>in a thread about said game
>when the character had already been all but confirmed
Fuck off, bitch.
Anonymous No.715650052
>>715638584 (OP)
"I hate gatornigger"-anon isn't going to like this...
Anonymous No.715650075
>>715649862
>spoiling a nintendo game
u wut m8
Anonymous No.715650108
>>715649913
Koizumi is one of the best people Nintendo has. I hope he gets to direct a game
Anonymous No.715650117
>>715649515
In mario galaxy he became the destroyer of worlds
Anonymous No.715650138
>>715649862
it's donkey kong you fucking tard
Anonymous No.715650160
>>715648157
aww the snakes look cute. like snake themed yoshis
Anonymous No.715650216 >>715650850
>>715650008
Neither are actual characters, you retarded nintenigger fuck
Anonymous No.715650224 >>715659518
>>715648579
That final form for K Rool gives an ominously fetishistic design...is it just me? I think it's the double chin
Anonymous No.715650228 >>715650337 >>715650923
>>715649441
This isn't Kingdom Hearts dude.....hmm when is Nintendo going to do their own Kingdom Hearts knock off? Captain N doesn't count.
Anonymous No.715650295
>>715649643
not big enough
Anonymous No.715650337
>>715650228
That was subspace/smash
Anonymous No.715650389
I need Zebra Bananza x K. Rool pronto.
Anonymous No.715650417
>>715638584 (OP)
Tanabe will not care and the next country game still will have new villains
Anonymous No.715650423 >>715650480 >>715650526 >>715650539 >>715650592 >>715653836 >>715655693
Anonymous No.715650480 >>715653836
>>715650423
Candy bros...
Anonymous No.715650483
>>715647087
>still pushing the MIYAMOTO HATES RARE narrative
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
Anonymous No.715650510 >>715650610 >>715653836
Anonymous No.715650526 >>715650625
>>715650423
>more le wacky face designs all over the place

God kill this game
Anonymous No.715650539 >>715650782
>>715650423
mario kart when?
Anonymous No.715650592 >>715650743 >>715651827
>>715650423
She's not attractive. She looks like an old hag due to the grey hair. The Chinese foot binding tiny feet are creepy and she's featureless with no tits so that's lame.

Tiny Kong and Candy Kong are missed. And Dixie Kong is only good when Wamu draws her.
Anonymous No.715650594 >>715650685
Ashleyfags status?
Anonymous No.715650610
>>715650510
>ywn be vocally rejected by Poppy Kong with a look of disgust on her face
It's so over.
Anonymous No.715650625 >>715650803
>>715650526
so....a rare game?
Anonymous No.715650674 >>715650874
>>715649643
I think it's only for the fight. Look at the banana phone thing, it looks like the same size
Anonymous No.715650685
>>715650594
More like when will we get another 3D Wario game. That's what we need. And no more farting Wario that shit is gross.
Anonymous No.715650706 >>715650812
Odds of Mario Kart World adding him in DLC?
Anonymous No.715650743
>>715650592
Don't worry bro, Candy is our next goal now we've got K. Rool
Anonymous No.715650782
>>715650539
Mario Kart doesn't allow Non Mario characters with DK and Wario being the only exception. God the new roster is awful.
Anonymous No.715650787 >>715650876 >>715650918 >>715651068 >>715651419 >>715651702
So Nintendo is willing to acknowledge what Rare accomplished with their own character in it's prime? Being a western studio that is a bit surprising
Anonymous No.715650803
>>715650625
If Yooka-Laylee was a good indication for, was that all the people who yelled for years how Rare was amazing and Bajo-Kazooie was the greatest game of all time because some american e-celeb told them were full of shit and never actually played the games.
Anonymous No.715650812
>>715650706
above 0% the highest it's been in decades
Anonymous No.715650848 >>715650891 >>715650969
Wait so whats the over under on kid Pauline? Someone spoil me. Time shenanigans?
Anonymous No.715650850
>>715650216
Anonymous No.715650860
>>715638584 (OP)
>defeated via Smash KO
kino
Anonymous No.715650874
>>715649643
>>715650674
size in dkc1
Anonymous No.715650876
>>715650787
More than acknowledge, go full in on it. I'm amazed they even brought back the Kremlings OGG and the Neckys bird voices too.
Anonymous No.715650891
>>715650848
Prequel. Maybe implied her grandmother was arcade Pauline but they probably didn’t think about it
Anonymous No.715650918
>>715650787
because everyone loved the original trilogy. to pretend otherwise would be pure delusion or jealously.
Anonymous No.715650923 >>715651128
>>715650228
Not necessarily as a crossover, but i always felt a Kingdom Hearts style RPG would work for something Mario related.
Anonymous No.715650969 >>715651238
>>715650848
It's a prequel, the final screen says the adventure continues with art of loli Pauline doing music on the sidewalk in New Donk City.
Anonymous No.715650970 >>715652089
/v/ should sing let's tip the scales to celebrate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI-akG-P5go
Anonymous No.715651068 >>715651387
>>715650787
Why not? Odyssey was already ripping off Banjo.
Anonymous No.715651128 >>715652181
>>715650923
I would give that idea to Legend of Zelda because Link wields a sword by default along with multiple types of weapons like huge hammers. Mario on the other hand typically has no weapon and if he carries a weapon its his hammer but that's it. You won't see Mario using a spear or a sword.
Anonymous No.715651231
>>715648579
Neat. Wish the fight was a full on brawl instead of "reflect projectile at boss 12 times" kinda thing but in terms of k rools re-entry into the series id say they nailed it.
Anonymous No.715651238 >>715651986
>>715650969
And she's wearing cool black shoes as well. And that ending is somewhat depressing. Young Pauline is effectively what, homeless performing on the streets alone? What kind of ending is that?
Anonymous No.715651252
>>715649263
Gangplank Galleon stands out like a sore thumb compared to the generic music they did for the first and third phase
Anonymous No.715651347 >>715651568
Why is Pauline va so bad?
Anonymous No.715651363 >>715661669
>>715639381
retarded fucking ho

The evil monkes from Jungle Beat were kind of cool
literally no one cares about the Snomads
Anonymous No.715651375
>>715646769
Arch is your friend
https://files.catbox.moe/cueeoo.mp3
Anonymous No.715651387
>>715651068
And Banjo remains dead sadly.

The only good thing that has happened to Banjo is that Gregg Mayles has quit working at Rareware. That hack has been blocking Banjo Threeie for multiple decades. To hell with him.
Anonymous No.715651419
>>715650787
Breh, I love Rare, but what else is there to really say? The game speaks for itself as an incredibly realized and self-aware game. It would be weird if they put in some message in the credits.
Anonymous No.715651549
>>715649906
>fakeout credits
The kredits are a just cutscene in this game, there's nothing in the actual fight.
Anonymous No.715651568 >>715652229 >>715657397
>>715651347
she's fine assuming the va is still the same from odyssey and the various spinfoffs
Anonymous No.715651579
>>715649669
Wow. How awful and retarded. I was hoping they could make that one snapping turtle mutant into an adopted brother of sorts to the main TMNT to get a 5th one but they went with something even dumber than my idea.
Anonymous No.715651608 >>715651884
is my nigga Krusha back?
Anonymous No.715651702 >>715652427
>>715650787
Nintendo, for years had no problem having Krystal be in Star Fox games after Star Fox Adventures. So this isn't too out of left field for me, even more so since K. Rool is a character from a far more popular series of games and is seen as the main villain of it.
Anonymous No.715651812 >>715651902 >>715652351
So between the barefoot loli and bringing back K.Rool exactly as we all remember him, did Nintendo win?
Anonymous No.715651827
>>715650592
>She looks like an old hag due to the grey hair.
I know, it's awesome right?
Anonymous No.715651884
>>715651608
I noticed he wasn't in the fake-out credits, of all the characters listed
Anonymous No.715651902
>>715651812
about tree fiddy
Anonymous No.715651918
>>715647624
I want to kiss a fujo
Anonymous No.715651986
>>715651238
She gets better.
Anonymous No.715652003
>>715638584 (OP)
So was Krool and the Kremlings stuck as a golden paper weight since DK 64 or something hense why he didn't appear in any other game until now? (Smash Ultimate not included)
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.715652074
>>715638584 (OP)
I apologize
Anonymous No.715652079 >>715652261 >>715657908
Happy he's back but I liked the Void fight better and preferred K. Rool more when he had simple motives rather than being some eldritch rotbeast. Void just being a greedy SOB felt more K. Rool-like, but I get to up the narrative stakes you had to come out with something bigger for K. Rool.
Anonymous No.715652089
>>715650970
>you should be grateful to autistic e-celebs
Anonymous No.715652181
>>715651128
Well in my OC head canon fan game bullshit, its set in the future/alternate timeline of Mario where all of the characters are older and the two main characters you play are:
-A melee attacking focused character that is implied to be Mario's adult son and has the vibes of Luigi in the 1993 Mario movie, wearing a backwards cap and using weapons like mallets, plungers, a Power Glove punch, Super Scopes and Zappers. Also uses the jump boots from the 1993 movie for a boost and kick attack.
-A magic using character named Rose (implied to be Rosalina) that casts spells by using various Mario series power-ups like fire flowers and super stars along with other various magical attacks. She would have a belt around her waist holding various power-up items(and a Geno doll).

They would go around as bounty hunters in a decaying Mushroom World that is bleeding out its whimsical, magic essence and becoming more "real". (think the Mushroomy Kingdom wasteland stage in Smash Bros Brawl) Mario and Bowser are gone, Peach is dead with a royal tomb that Toads bring gifts to, an old Luigi runs a museum dedicated to his brothers legacy and the "Mario brand" is owned by a major corporation creating all kinds of Mario branded merchandise and weapons that cash in on the brand and nostalgia. The two heroes travel around meeting future versions of other classic characters, like a Bowser Junior leading the Koopa Troop, DK in the roll of Cranky and Diddy and Dixie being the new heroes(or a new Son of Kong), Wario is a massively obese shut-in that lords over his wealth hoarded castle, Waluigi married Daisy and becomes the king/oil baron of Sarasaland. The evil bad guys are a group of villains consisting of Fawful and Tatanga (and maybe a 3rd) leading a group of Shroobs and robots. The real villain is revealed to be a reconstructed Smithy 2.0, built into a orbiting satellite, and is the siphoning all of the magic from the planet. And then something something you fight Giga Bowser.
Anonymous No.715652229
>>715651568
She's a new VA from the older Pauline and did the singing for Pauline in all languages
Anonymous No.715652261 >>715652385 >>715652516
>>715652079
His motive is to eat rotten bananas, that's pretty simple
Anonymous No.715652313 >>715652749
>videos showing all bosses are already showing up on my YouTube recommendations list
HOW ARE THESE FAGGOTS PLAYING THE GAME ALREADY I JUST WANT TO AVOID SPOILERS AND PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.715652351 >>715653290
>>715651812
>https://files.catbox.moe/cueeoo.mp3
im a lil upset there is no boss fight segment where you have to play reverse arcade Donkey Kong and climb up a tall structure to rescue Pauline from a boss
Anonymous No.715652385 >>715652564 >>715652630 >>715652641 >>715653479 >>715657908 >>715657908
>>715652261
which makes no sense. his motive has always been to give a middle finger to DK and take his bananas. As simple as that. He didnt care about eating them, which Nintendo apparently fucked up.
Anonymous No.715652427 >>715652908 >>715654960
>>715651702
>last krystal appearance was a billion years ago

The fuck is Nintendo's problem?
Anonymous No.715652471
I like how K. Rool and the Kremlings were saved for one section, makes them feel more special and 'premium' than, say, koopas. I think it'd make sense if they kept that approach, not as a twist villain every time, but have there be another threat to serve as the basic enemies and bosses alongside K. Rool, and Kremlings only appear as stronger enemies in certain segments of the game. You can even have him set things up in the opening, and for example he could be racing DK across the game's levels and only show up when their routes to the end converge. Then you get the kremling enemies.
Anonymous No.715652516
>>715652261
Eh it's silly, I feel like his wish should be for DK Isle, a new Kremling Kontinent, etc. It's fine, I'm nitpicking. Happy the big boi is back overall.
Anonymous No.715652564 >>715653172 >>715653479
>>715652385
Let’s be honest, the old motive made no sense which is why they dropped it pretty quickly otherwise he’d drop them in the ocean.
He clearly wanted to eat them
Anonymous No.715652571
>>715638584 (OP)
I skipped the new mario kart because its open world slop, but i will drop 80 bucks on it if they make k rool playable
Anonymous No.715652630 >>715652948
>>715652385
his motive was never clear in rare's games, he just stole bananas because he had to do something bad so DK has a reason to fight him
him wanting to eat bananas was a possible motive, and that one line from jungle climber that only appears in english version (the devs were japanese) means nothing
Anonymous No.715652641 >>715652703 >>715653227 >>715653571
>>715652385
It's a little weird how K. Rool and DK don't really acknowledge each other at all. DK doesn't seem to recognize him and K. Rool doesn't seem to care that Donkey Kong is there except to attack him.
Anonymous No.715652703 >>715652802
>>715652641
DK looked pissed though.
Anonymous No.715652749 >>715659664
>>715652313
Your own fault for going online before the game launches.
Anonymous No.715652802
>>715652703
He was frowning at him the same way he frowned at Void Kong, that's pretty much it
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.715652815
>>715649643
For You
Anonymous No.715652889 >>715657309
>>715646784
Fuck off fagoon
Anonymous No.715652908
>>715652427
You can blame the fact they keep remaking 64 for that one and the last Star Fox game they released was a close to finish version of Star Fox 2. If a new Star Fox game comes out and isn't a 64 redo and needs a hot lady, Krystal (and possibly Kat) will be the first things they think of adding to the game.
Anonymous No.715652920 >>715653704 >>715658163
What are little kids going to think when the villains build up the whole game are suddenly replaced by a random fat crocodile
Anonymous No.715652946
>>715639381
>NOOOOOOO NOOOOO MOMMEEEEEEE WHY DIDNT NINTENDOESLOP #292929 FEATURE GRUNGLE MCHUNGUS AGAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN????? *shits mario diaper* AAAAAAAAA WHY DOES GAME #2827272 OF THE 2 FRANCHISES NINTENDO CHURNS OUT RETARD SLOP OVER AND OVER AGAIN HAVE THE SAME CHARACTERS *downs a whole nuggetized fried chicken* FUUUUUUUUCK SHIIIIIIIIIIT GIVE ME BRAND NEW MEVER BEFORE SEEN CHARACTERS THAT ARE 1% PALLETE SWAPS AND CALLED 2 CHARACTERS DIFFERENT
what did you expect you dipshit retard
nintendo has made the same fucking game for 30 years in a row
Anonymous No.715652948 >>715653004
>>715652630
>and that one line from jungle climber that only appears in english version (the devs were japanese) means nothing
What was it?
Anonymous No.715652973
>people think a wario game is coming next when nintendo couldn't even hire someone to make a good princess peach game

kek
Anonymous No.715653004 >>715653314 >>715654672
>>715652948
Anonymous No.715653053 >>715653236
>>715643047
The vikings were cool
Anonymous No.715653091 >>715653270
>>715638584 (OP)
Miyamoto is livid
Anonymous No.715653172
>>715652564
>made no sense

And thats totally fine, thats the point. He's a dick to DK cause he hates him. Fucking nuNintendo trying to make shit more than it really is
Anonymous No.715653227
>>715652641
This DK might as well be a different character, silly ass shit
Anonymous No.715653236
>>715653053
I disagree
Anonymous No.715653270
>>715653091
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO U CAN'T JUST ADD K ROOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Anonymous No.715653273
>>715646127
>>715647220
>>715647381
I wondered why you guys were so obsessed with this croc fuck but I see now it's just furry fat fetish shit
Kill all coomers
Anonymous No.715653284 >>715653807
K. Rool doesn't need a motivation. The games' tone are lighthearted and comedic, plus K. Rool breaks the 4th wall and knows he's in a game because he keeps making fake credits.
Anonymous No.715653290 >>715653467 >>715653468
>>715652351
I mean, that does kind of happen before the final phase, they just went for a more subtle approach
>you're on the run to rescue New Donk from K Rool who stands tall at the top of the city
>you constantly climb meters to get to his location (like you did with DK in the arcade game)
>red building structures are prominent from beginning to end in the stage
I don't know about you but I think that's as clear a reference as it needs to be
Anonymous No.715653314
>>715653004
Was this before or after he lost? Maybe it's sour grapes. Er... bananas.
Anonymous No.715653371
>>715638584 (OP)
Does this means K. Rool will now become an active villain in future DK games if they make more? and he will be the main villain of the DK movie they announced?
Anonymous No.715653467
>>715653290
I suppose. I just think it would have better if Rool kidnapped Pauline and you had to climb up to him without any of your transformation powers while also jumping over barrel like obstacles and flames chasing from behind you.
Anonymous No.715653468
>>715653290
Yeah it was clear that moment was just K Rool corrupting Classic DK iconography which is very kino and a perfect way of establishing how much he hates him
Anonymous No.715653479
>>715652564
>>715652385
King K. Rool was a CONQUEROR
He sought to conquer the apes of Donkey Kong Island by starving them all, which is why he stole the bananas
He did not destroy them because he could also use the bananas as a means of coercion/control - if he has the food source, the Kongs would have to capitulate to his every demand or else go hungry
Anonymous No.715653510 >>715653712 >>715654760
K. ROOL NO
Anonymous No.715653571 >>715658436
>>715652641
K. Rool's line is something like,
"YOU'RE the ones to set me free?" I don't mind simplicity. The less said the better, it's a dumb ape and a psycho crocodile king
Anonymous No.715653624
>>715649369
Bowser just wants Peach, K Rool, he wants it, he wants it all.
Anonymous No.715653704
>>715652920
Little kids have internet access and can see that K. Rool was in the most recent Smash Bros., and that there is an amiibo of him.
Anonymous No.715653712
>>715653510
This line and him taking over New Donk/its transformed look, really felt like a reference to the 1993 Mario movie/King Koopa.
Anonymous No.715653734
>>715646653
>>715639845
>>715643292
>>715646786
>Retro making new enemies
>NINTENDO FAILED
I would say really only DK Jungle Beat was an actual Nintendo made game. Retro Studios are their own things and they're the ones who came up with concept for Tikis, Snowmads.
Anonymous No.715653807 >>715653925 >>715653967 >>715653989 >>715654053 >>715654426 >>715654456 >>715654505 >>715656475 >>715659171
>>715653284
His motive in bananza is fucking amazing though.
Not only is it fucking insane like he is, it shows how much of an egomaniac he is, wanting everyone to end up as nothing but food for him while he alone reigns supreme on top of the food chain
Anonymous No.715653836
>>715650423
>>715650480
>>715650510
I don't know why, but she reminds me of Rouge for some reason.
Anonymous No.715653916 >>715653994 >>715654092
King K. Rool is so fat and evil. I don't know a more fat and evil person
Anonymous No.715653920
>>715648157
>the elephant moveset is more vore coded than the snake
lame
Anonymous No.715653925
>>715653807
k rool is an honorary champion of nurgle for this one
Anonymous No.715653945
>>715649441
Disney and Pixar haven't been relevant in several years. It's the Illumination audience they want.
Anonymous No.715653967
>>715653807
His desire is to become literally fucking Nurgle.
Anonymous No.715653981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2obKT-kAAo
Anonymous No.715653989 >>715654202
>>715653807
The rotten banana seraphim was the last fucking thing I was expecting
Anonymous No.715653994 >>715654120 >>715654680 >>715655330
>>715653916
Porky Minch from Earthbound / Mother 3
Anonymous No.715654045
>>715639381
Voidko
the Kongs from Jungle beat?
Anonymous No.715654053 >>715654114 >>715654162 >>715654271 >>715654372 >>715654656 >>715661116
>>715653807
Why does the Krimling Krew follow this crazy bastard?
Anonymous No.715654092 >>715654282
>>715653916
I do, his name's Donald Trump!
Anonymous No.715654114
>>715654053
He remembers the names of each minion
Anonymous No.715654120 >>715654294
>>715653994
Porky is not a very Nintendo villain, he’s just downright evil and not even in a funny way, but that real sickening way that makes you hate him. Everyone knows a Porky
Anonymous No.715654162
>>715654053
He siccs his giant orange cutscene Klaptrap on anyone that tries to defect.
Anonymous No.715654202
>>715653989
For a second i thought it was the one boss from Smash Ultimate.
Anonymous No.715654271
>>715654053
They need a leader of their race to rally behind to stop their culture being diluted by those stinking monkeys.
Anonymous No.715654272 >>715654379
>>715647624
It's not women, Anon. Not a single woman likes fat men. They are all gay lusting for K. Roll.
Anonymous No.715654282
>>715654092
Whoa Diddy! Is that a sickle and hammer on your hat these days?
Anonymous No.715654294 >>715654409
>>715654120
Porky is Eric Cartman before Cartman, down to joining a lovecraftian horror out of spite
Anonymous No.715654372
>>715654053
Because the Kremlings are equally krazy.
Anonymous No.715654379 >>715654436 >>715662151
>>715654272
What about Marge and Lois? what about all the girls that ended with fat bastards?
Anonymous No.715654409 >>715654609
>>715654294
Daily Reminder Earthbound is the main inspiration for South Park and they've said it multiple times during interviews.
Anonymous No.715654426 >>715654491 >>715661284
>>715653807
why is he wearing pants though
Anonymous No.715654436 >>715655216
>>715654379
>What about cartoons?
>What about women who married men before they were fat?
Anonymous No.715654456
>>715653807
The Vore art is gonna be glorious
Anonymous No.715654465
when does the DK x Poppy porn come out
Anonymous No.715654486
SEX WITH POPPY KONG
Anonymous No.715654491
>>715654426
Same reason why DK wore pants in this game.
Anonymous No.715654505 >>715655281
>>715653807
Anonymous No.715654609
>>715654409
Think they're talking bout the games brother
Anonymous No.715654637 >>715655121
You think we’ll ever see Void Kong again?
Anonymous No.715654649 >>715654701 >>715655326
wtf, why is she hot
Anonymous No.715654656
>>715654053
He rules through fear
Anonymous No.715654672
>>715653004
He still hates bananas, he's just eating them rotten and mushy specifically to spite DK
Anonymous No.715654680 >>715655221 >>715655452
>>715653994
Fucking asshole killed Hinawa and made Claus live a living hell as a mindless slave just to later die in the hands of his brother... and Porky's whole fucking motivation was "lmao let's see what happens if I do this lol"
Anonymous No.715654701
>>715654649
because she is female
Anonymous No.715654760 >>715655757
>>715653510
K.Rool and Freeza, United in simian hate.
Anonymous No.715654875
Why'd they make him look like a carpet hasbro toy? Are crocodile scales supposed to look like that? I miss Baron K Roolenstein.
Anonymous No.715654910
We did it boys.

KKK in a Nintendo game.
Anonymous No.715654926 >>715654968
>>715646127
how do I achieve this physique?
Anonymous No.715654951 >>715655036 >>715655086 >>715655293 >>715657937 >>715658323
So is K Rool's wife giant or normal size
Anonymous No.715654960 >>715655529
>>715652427
It's the same problem K. Rool had really: her series barely gets any games anymore, and the one (ONE) new game it got in the twenty years since Command was just a 64 throwback.
Anonymous No.715654968
>>715654926
work out and eat a lot
Anonymous No.715655036
>>715654951
8ft
Anonymous No.715655086 >>715655658 >>715658114
>>715654951
in a wheelchair
Anonymous No.715655121
>>715654637
Wouldn't be surprised. As happy as I am to see K. Rool again, I am glad that Nintendo finally gave Donkey Kong at least one other somewhat fun and charismatic villain if they needed. Both Lord Frederick and especially the Tikis were flat and boring to where I couldn't care less if they ever appeared again, but I quite like Void Kong.
Anonymous No.715655186
Yeah sorry for calling you guys coping retards.
Anonymous No.715655216 >>715656372 >>715662151
>>715654436
>before they were fat
peter was always fat. he was BORN fat.
Anonymous No.715655221
>>715654680
>ruined everything at least twice
>has absolutely 0 redeeming features
>forms a totalitarian regime that oppresses people, destroys nature and profanes life for shits and giggles
>doesnt even die at the end, in fact gets to be immortal and laughs his ass off at being able to see the end of all things
>is questionably sane but undeniably malevolent
actually might be one of the most evil villains in vidya. its a high bar to top how fucking evil porky is
Anonymous No.715655254
>>715639381
Tendies seething, lol.
Anonymous No.715655281
>>715654505
Pigma is a living piece of shit and I'm glad he got a fitting fate of being box floating in space.
Anonymous No.715655293 >>715655581 >>715659419
>>715654951
Child bride
Anonymous No.715655318 >>715655482 >>715656170
Please just release a Mario Kart DLC that has Kid Pauline and a Stickerbush track. That's all I request.
Anonymous No.715655326
>>715654649
She has this Rouge the Bat vibe to her.
Anonymous No.715655330 >>715655608
>>715653994
It's all Giygas' fault. Pokey before his turning was just a cowardly spoiled brat. Giygas got to him and brought out all of his worst traits.
Anonymous No.715655439 >>715655594
>>715648579
Damn the boss music remix is fucking, also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxBTQ4EUOYU
I liked the new remixed version.
Anonymous No.715655452 >>715655537 >>715655701 >>715655746
>>715654680
>New Pork City
>Bowser Land from Mario 3D World
>Now K. Rool Neon city
what's up with Nintendo villains and crazy looking cities full of neons and colors and shit
Anonymous No.715655462
Did King K. Rool flood New Donk City with mushed bananas, or did all of the New Donkers get covered in molten gold?
Anonymous No.715655482 >>715658313
>>715655318
>DK and Pauline have only one outfit each
>other Kongs are missing
Gee, I wonder if the first wave of DLC for Nintendo's Mario Kart World™ (2025) might be based on Nintendo's Donkey Kong Bananza™ (2025)
Anonymous No.715655529
>>715654960
It's not really comparable to K. Rool at all. There has never been a Nintendo console without a major Donkey Kong game except for the Switch which just had ports. He had plenty of games and even when he didn't, he and his cast were frequent fliers in spinoffs. K. Rool himself lasted until the DS. Even his flagship DKC series still got games, it's just that he wasn't in them and they replaced him with a bunch of generic randoms.

It would be like if they made 10 Star Fox games after Command and none of them had Krystal and instead had a secondary new character in her role called like, Nancy
Anonymous No.715655537
>>715655452
Nintendo know cities are evil, the modern day equivalent of an evil castle like in the NES days
Anonymous No.715655581
>>715655293
zamn
Anonymous No.715655594
>>715655439
If they want some quick cash, they could just recycle this 2D stuff to make a DKC4/Returns 3.
Anonymous No.715655608
>>715655330
And then Porky deactivates the Devil's Machine,t he only thing that keeps Giygas mind from going insane, and basically betrays Giygas and fucks him up only to win against Ness.
Porky fucked up the embodiment of evil just to win, and created one of the scariest boss battles in SNES.
Anonymous No.715655636
This was all they had to do.
Bringing back the glorious King and his cronies.
It's finally just not Pauline posting. It makes me happy.
Anonymous No.715655658
>>715655086
Cute
Anonymous No.715655693
>>715650423
>Come with me!
Very discreet, Nintendo.
Anonymous No.715655701
>>715655452
Neon colors are cool, I want to go back.
Anonymous No.715655746 >>715656015
>>715655452
The 1993 Mario movie inspired those nips.
Anonymous No.715655757
>>715654760
... and being gay lizards
Anonymous No.715655801 >>715655873
Barafags deserve the rope. Only twinkchads are allowed to be gay here.
Anonymous No.715655819 >>715655874
wait is this real
Anonymous No.715655825 >>715655905 >>715656120
>nintendo hates rare and wants to distance themselves from them!
>nintendo are hacks that have no original ideas!
This autismo just keeps on trying anything and hoping it'll stick isn't he?
Anonymous No.715655873 >>715656365 >>715659181
>>715655801
shut the fuck up pussy, baraCHADS own /v/
Anonymous No.715655874
>>715655819
Anon...
Anonymous No.715655905 >>715656120
>>715655825
>nintendo hates rare and wants to distance themselves from them!
Wonder if this all just started as some Smash rosterfag cope
Anonymous No.715656015
>>715655746
Wrong film, but yes.
Anonymous No.715656027 >>715656351
>>715647067
Big Ape City was loosely described in the manual as the setting of the Arcade game. Then a kids novelization of the game had the idea that this used to be the capitol of DK Island until the Kongs had a cultural "Return to Nature" moment and abandoned it.
Anonymous No.715656097
>>715648579
>it's just a reskinned Bowser
Anonymous No.715656120
>>715655825
>>715655905
A lot of it is definitely spawned from DK Jungle Beat, especially considering there were rumors about Koizumi declaring the old Rare cast as "unfresh for today's gamings". Of course years later it was discovered that was complete bullshit, just like the infamous "Miyamoto called DKC's gameplay mediocre" quote.

https://dkvine.com/?p=news_body&post=5945
Anonymous No.715656127 >>715656219
Having New Donk and K. Rool in the same game, or even Pauline saying the line "K Rool!", feels like the kinda stuff that would give Miyamoto a stroke. The devs should have tried to sneak some Goomba enemies in somewhere.
Anonymous No.715656170
>>715655318
This'd probably get split up into multiple packs but I'd like to see:
Drivers
>Pauline (Young)
>Diddy
>Dixie
>Cranky
>Funky
>Rambi
>Void Kong
>Grumpy Kong
>Poppy Kong
>Crockoid
>K. Rool
>Kritter
>Zinger
>Necky
>Klaptrap
New Open Map: Donkey Kongtinent
>Lagoon Layer Track
>Bramble Blast Track
>Ingot Isle Track
>DKC1 Minecart Track
>GCN DK Mountain
>3DS DK Jungle
>Wii DK Summit
>N64 DK Jungle Parkway
Anonymous No.715656219
>>715656127
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.715656250
>>715639381
They did, and they sucked. Just make better characters until something hits. This is how all character IP companies should work, but there are too many egos expecting (and sometimes forcing) you to like something because they created it.
Anonymous No.715656331 >>715656476 >>715657384 >>715657587
>>715638584 (OP)
>saves your crocodile from the nintendo bin of discarded characters
did you thank him yet
Anonymous No.715656351
>>715656027
That actually could still work if all the Kong stuff is a prequel.
>city is named New Donk, because humans moved into the ruins of a large abandoned ape city that was ruled by an anchient monkey king also called Donkey Kong
Anonymous No.715656365
>>715655873
YUP
Anonymous No.715656372 >>715656634
>>715655216
>What about cartoons
Anonymous No.715656449
>>715648579
The Odyssey team really likes their finale setpieces, that was really cool
not $600 bucks cool, but pretty damn cool
Anonymous No.715656475
>>715653807
>it's good because it's bad
that, and most of the positive posts being fetish-based, makes me think no one really likes this character
I thought he was cool in 64, but now I'd rather never see him again.
Anonymous No.715656476
>>715656331
He only did it because of smelly fans badgering him for decades.
Anonymous No.715656549
>>715646967
DK Land is also a video game about Cranky betting DK he couldn't sell a successful video game if it was in 8-bit, and then calling K. Rool to steal the bananas to see if he could do it.
Anonymous No.715656634
>>715656372
i'm not even the guy you were arguing with, i just saw a family guy misconception and had to correct it
Anonymous No.715656724
>>715638584 (OP)
@grok saaar is this real sar this true?
Anonymous No.715657087
It would've been a good 4th wall gag to show a kremling guitarist playing K. Rool's theme in the background just for like 1 second and never acknowledging it.
Anonymous No.715657107
>>715639381
My boy Kiddy Kong needs a comeback
Anonymous No.715657173
>>715649913
At least K. Rool won't be made non canon and retconned like the entirety of Galaxy 1 was.
Anonymous No.715657309
>>715652889
his posting style is so easily recognizable it's unreal
Anonymous No.715657318 >>715657516
Do we have any confirmation that there's a post-game like Odyssey? Everything I've seen cuts off immediately after credits and I wanna know if there's anything actually worth staying around and collecting all the miscellaneous shit.NAJ84
Anonymous No.715657362 >>715664407
>>715647381
someone out there is masturbating to this
Anonymous No.715657384
>>715656331
>has to be led by the nose to beloved characters instead of jrpg trash, fighter crossovers, and FotMs
>still refuses to make good gameplay
Nah EPD woulda put him in regardless
Anonymous No.715657397
>>715651568
yeah regular pauline has sounded fine but I think kid pauline has a different voice actor from the adult version (for obvious reasons)
Anonymous No.715657490 >>715657603 >>715657937 >>715658323
>>715649369
Bowser is just some simp who gets one upped repeatedly by other villains. Almost every game with Bowser and another villain has Bowser being usurped from his villain spot almost immediately.
Only that vampire faggot from Dream Team played second fiddle to him.
Meanwhile K.Rool is the dominating force of every game he's in.

And unlike Bowser, K.Rool actually got a girl.
Anonymous No.715657516 >>715657684 >>715657942
>>715657318
You
>return to ingot isle
>big postgame push is to prepare Pauline by reciting with the Elders
>final Elder takes 600 banans (777 bananas total)
>can also pay Grumpy Kong in Ingot Isle to unlock some modes (boss rush and two others)
>pauline gets a costume that makes it easier to farm gold
Anonymous No.715657571
>>715638584 (OP)
Not buying a Switch 2 but seeing him with the jet pack and the Crocodile Cacophony remix playing was dope I’m glad that this is like the one good Nintendo team still around
Anonymous No.715657580 >>715657765
So where does this game sit in the timeline? Its an Odyssey prequel? The city was already called New Donk City, which kidna ruins the idea that Pauline opened up the city herself when she became a mayor
Anonymous No.715657587 >>715658263
>>715656331
people were asking for YEARS for k rool to be in and it took a fucking ballot for him to understand that people actually really liked him. he doesn't get a thank for being out of touch and having to be shown that people want a character in smash
Anonymous No.715657603
>>715657490
Hot wife
Anonymous No.715657613 >>715657912
>K. Rool and DK don’t really acknowledge each other heavily, seems to be a first meeting?
>Only the final section as opposed to it being K. Rool taking over about halfway through
Am I the only one who’s not really that into this? I love K. Rool and I’m glad he’s back but I’m not really a fan of how it’s being handled here.
Anonymous No.715657632 >>715658036
>>715649793
Nobody has been dunked on harder than Anti-K.Rool fags.
Anonymous No.715657684 >>715657798 >>715657892 >>715658887
>>715657516
So, those kino play as diddy to save dk/pauline from wizpig 'leaks' were fake? This sounds like a nothing post game
Anonymous No.715657704
>>715638584 (OP)
Holy shit the schizos were right? I fucking kneel
Anonymous No.715657765
>>715657580
Explicitly a prequel, the ending shows her still as a kid living in New Donk
Anonymous No.715657798
>>715657684
we dont know yet, no one has completed all of the diddy questline yet
Anonymous No.715657892 >>715658069
>>715657684
Homie, sorry to tell you this, but Wizpig is not a Nintendo character. I haven't seen any videos of the postgame, just what I've seen posted online. There's also time attack on the Rambi layer and the other two modes you can unlock through Grumpy Kong is a regular enemy Arena and something called "Banana Mines Reborn" or something
Anonymous No.715657908
>>715652385
>>715652079
>>715652385
I actually really like the idea of K.Rool not liking bananas but wanting to eat them all out of sheer fucking spite.
Him being an absolute petty dickhead is the best.
Anonymous No.715657912 >>715658978 >>715659053 >>715659771
>>715657613
They had to dial down on the 'you again!?' Dialogue to cater to children and normies new to the DK series. Best the devs could give was Dixie referencing DKC2 and Gangplank / Cacophoney being thrown in there during encounters with him
Anonymous No.715657937 >>715658272
>>715654951
>>715657490
We need more art of King K Rool's wife. She has that Goof Troop Peg energy.

Also about Bowser he had junior so did they ever reveal what happened to Bowser's first wife? Like that is officially in a game.
Anonymous No.715657942 >>715658081 >>715658771
>>715657516
So no Mushroom Kingdom equivalent? Damn. Was really hoping we could fuck around on DK Isle or New Donk City. At least there's shit to do.
Anonymous No.715657985
>>715647624
Anon you didn't answer me before, have you read the manga (since the Gash/Zatch bell anime diverges entirely from it), the gash cafe and gaiden bonus chapters, and are aware of the sequel?
Anonymous No.715658036 >>715658302 >>715658786
>>715649793
>>715657632
Too bad Ridley probably isn’t in Prime 4, this would’ve been a great year for them
Anonymous No.715658069 >>715660728
>>715657892
Actually nintendo got wizpig and all the diddy kong racing characters back in the ds era, doubt they will use them though
Anonymous No.715658081
>>715657942
DK isle would have been cool but I can't see New Donk City working with the destruction part of this game.
Anonymous No.715658114 >>715659419
>>715655086
K.Rool's daughter.
Anonymous No.715658163
>>715652920
>this void kong guy is so scrawny and tiny, this boss fight will be easy.
>holy shit a fatass crocodile, this is way cooler
Anonymous No.715658263 >>715658724 >>715658796 >>715658942
>>715657587
The real question is, what about the next game? There is no ballot anymore. The roster could be a real mess now if the team making the game is out of touch. The only characters the older staff at Nintendo recognize as popular are Sans from Undertale and Steve from Minecraft.

Going to be awkward if they ruin the roster.
Anonymous No.715658272 >>715658361
>>715657937
Princess Peach is Bowser Jr.'s mother. Don't believe Bowser.
Anonymous No.715658302 >>715658520
>>715658036
Ridley will be in next years metroid dread sequel
Anonymous No.715658313
>>715655482
>DK
>Pauline
>Re-add Funky and Diddy so that way adding K.Rool isn't explicitly a spoiler
Makes perfect sense.
Anonymous No.715658323
>>715654951
Cute kroc, happy for the crazed king, but back on topic. I would say she's a giant like good old K Rool given her size here>>715657490.
Anonymous No.715658361 >>715658445 >>715659541
>>715658272
How did that happen? Did Bowser turn Peach into a koopa impregnated her and then after she gave birth she went back to being human and her memory erased? We know Bowser has a transformation fetish (he found elephant Peach attractive).
Anonymous No.715658436
>>715653571
i like that, he might be a bit surprised but it's more
>you and me know exactly what's gonna happen next, and i'm not letting you take this.
Anonymous No.715658445 >>715658591
>>715658361
he used the koopa cap and possessed peach and then had sex with kamek, this is cut content from odyssey
Anonymous No.715658520
>>715658302
The Super Metroid remake
Anonymous No.715658591 >>715658767 >>715659051
>>715658445
It really blows my mind that Nintendo struck gold with an official Bowsette, something that could have been remembered fondly for generations to come, and they just decided not to use her until it was too late.
Anonymous No.715658665 >>715660391
Everything is possible
Anonymous No.715658724
>>715658263
I'm sure k rool will make it back since he's the final boss of bananza and he's a fairly popular character in smash iirc

as for the rest, it depends if sakurai and nintendo actually learned anything from the ballot. Apparently sakurai mentioned he was a bit shocked to learn k rool was so popular so it might not bode well for which newcomers they pick
Anonymous No.715658767
>>715658591
they knew about the barrage of evil porn it would unleash (it still did anyway, it was just that powerful)
Anonymous No.715658771
>>715657942
Not that I'm aware of. DK Isle would be amazing and I am also hoping for it
Anonymous No.715658786 >>715659147 >>715659339 >>715659607 >>715659689 >>715660335 >>715660374
>>715658036
Ridley needs to be a better character. The only thing he does is get cloned and get killed repeatedly by Samus. Doesn't help that he's supposed to be intelligent but all he does is roar like a brainless animal in the actual games. We don't need to see Ridley again until he becomes a better character. And it really doesn't help Ridley has never been the main threat of Metroid games he's always serving a higher power.
Anonymous No.715658789
>>715638584 (OP)
done, check your PMs
Anonymous No.715658796
>>715658263
Only thing that will ruin the roster is going way too hard on cutfaggotry, rather just see a Switch 2 upgrade for Ult with maybe 10 new guys to fill some of the johnny-come-late requests
Anonymous No.715658809 >>715658954
>>715648420
could you have posted a smaller image?
Anonymous No.715658887
>>715657684
>So, those kino play as diddy to save dk/pauline from wizpig 'leaks'
Do you have a link to these leaks?
Anonymous No.715658942
>>715658263
What, you want Evil Cookie Monster from Pooptime?
Anonymous No.715658954
>>715658809
You're right, I could've
Anonymous No.715658960 >>715659025 >>715659037 >>715660221
Does this game take place before or after the Rare titles?
Anonymous No.715658978 >>715659021
>>715657912
>Best the devs could give was Dixie referencing DKC2
What does she say?
Anonymous No.715659021
>>715658978
She talks about how she and Diddy saved DK once.
Anonymous No.715659025
>>715658960
After.
Anonymous No.715659037
>>715658960
they make references to DKC 1-3 and 64 but it's also implied to be before Odyssey
Anonymous No.715659050 >>715659219
>>715638584 (OP)
w-wizpig chads????
Anonymous No.715659051 >>715659821 >>715661485 >>715661925
>>715658591
The thing about Mario characters is that even if Bowser Peach were just around for a single boss battle in Odyssey, they could easily include her in all spin-offs forever, considering how they disregard any kind of story sense with stuff like Baby Mario, Metal Mario and Dry Bowser as separate characters. There's also no "bad human girl" in the Mario cast so she'd have an obvious niche.
Anonymous No.715659053
>>715657912
Would have been funny if at first Rool doesnt even recognize DK due to the redesign and just thinks he is another new Kong family member the game devs made up.
Anonymous No.715659142
i know theres a 0% chance but im hoping beyond hope they got the guy from the dkc cartoon to voice him
Anonymous No.715659147 >>715659408
>>715658786
There’s not really much room for Ridley anymore. He’s dead in 2D and out of commission in Prime until Samus Returns bridges the gap. I’m hoping Sylux is a more interesting villain this year.
Anonymous No.715659171
>>715653807
>He won't eat Void Kong like anons said
>He wants to eat the whole world instead
Heh, the real game is always better than /v/ theories
Anonymous No.715659181
>>715655873
based
Anonymous No.715659219
>>715659050
Its ok he turns into him during the final fight
Anonymous No.715659339 >>715660374
>>715658786
I think they could do a lot with Ridley. In my head canon, he is the last surviving race of a bioweapon species made by the Chozo that was deployed onto enemy planets to waste shit (like a xenomorph). The stasis tube he was in survives for centuries until space pirates discover it, a former enemy species that the Chozo took over the homeworld of and forced them to become wandering space nomads/gypsies. They revere Ridley like a deity due to their species memory of his race as destroyers, and he uses his intellect to take them over as a general and begins coordinating more precision raids on Federation targets. Make a whole ass prequel game where you play as Ridley and you get scenes like the attack on the space colony where you personally kill Samus's parents.
Anonymous No.715659372 >>715659550 >>715659583 >>715661075
Does the game elaborate on K rool being trapped undeground or is that just meta commentary of him being gone for so long
Anonymous No.715659407 >>715659615
>K. Rool just wants to eat rotten bananas
>just wants to turn everything into rotten mush
......wut
Anonymous No.715659408
>>715659147
>clone
>robot
>secret brother
Take your pick, he'll be in MP4
Anonymous No.715659419
>>715658114

>>715655293
Anonymous No.715659518
>>715650224
>>715648579
>Final Boss gets fatter the more you fight him
Alright. Im horny.
Anonymous No.715659541
>>715658361
Bowser canonically has a mother in Mario's Time Machine Deluxe. He fucked his mom and she gave birth to Junior, which is why he has downs syndrome.
Anonymous No.715659550
>>715659372
All we know is he and the Kremlings were trying to get the Banandium Root first and got stuck.
Anonymous No.715659562
>K. Rool starts Nurglemaxxing
Anonymous No.715659583
>>715659372
I'd definitely say it is just meta-commentary.
Anonymous No.715659607 >>715660345
>>715658786
I think it was a mistake - first by fans, than by devs - to make Ridley into Samus' version of Bowser or Ganondorf
it's fine to have recurring enemies but nobody should rise to the level of 'iconic', that's just not the type of series Metroid is. forcing it is lame and cheapens the encounters.
Anonymous No.715659615
>>715659407
At this point I think he's driven entirely by spite towards the kongs.
Anonymous No.715659664 >>715660021
>>715652749
>how dare you use this thing that 99.9999% of the world uses on a regular basis!
Anonymous No.715659689 >>715660336
>>715658786
Ridley just needs to be an asshole, that's what he excels at. Despite never being the main threat or the guy in charge, he gets so much shit done personally that he's routinely THE guy fucking up Samus' day and has had so much more of a hands-on approach to making her life miserable.
>Kills both her parents
>Also kills her adoptive bird parents
>Kidnaps her jellyfish baby (twice)
>Refuses to stay dead and keeps coming back over and over like Jason to ruin Samus' day
It is possible to overuse Ridley, which is why it's wise they gave him a break in Dread, but Ridley serves his purpose just fine in just showing up out of nowhere exclusively to hurt Samus in a personal manner, call her a cunt, then fly away flipping her off forcing her to chase him down (again). Keep things petty and personal between them.
Anonymous No.715659771
>>715657912
Not him but they could have at least put it like
>Surprise! Missed me, ape?
Speaking of, they should have at least explained how K.Rool and his krew got trapped.
Anonymous No.715659775
So...Who did Cranky kidnap?
Anonymous No.715659801
>>715642934
>>Kremlings do the iconic sound
Holy based
Anonymous No.715659821 >>715660167 >>715660802
>>715659051
miyamoto doesn't like girls being evil, he rejected wapeach as well
Anonymous No.715660021 >>715660628
>>715659664
If you are actively going to the places that spoilers will be shown on a hot new piece of media before you yourself get to play/watch/read it, then yes you fucked yourself.
Anonymous No.715660167
>>715659821
Syrup should have always been WaPeach and im pretty sure that was the intention with her design.
Anonymous No.715660221
>>715658960
From what I can tell, it's after the Rare DK games and before Odyssey. As to how to arcade fits in all this, no idea. Probably got retconned.
Anonymous No.715660335
>>715658786
Metroid is light on story but unlike the Mario universe there is supposed to be a proper order to things. Ridley is already dead and dealt with. Like the other anon said trying to turn him into Metroid Bowser was a mistake from the beginning. There is no need to "do" anything with him.
Anonymous No.715660336 >>715660732
>>715659689
isn't it heavily implied or even outright stated that the reason Ridley keeps coming back is less because of his skill and more because the Space Pirates have zero clue how to stop Samus so they keep going back to the one thing they know worked once?

I know he technically talks in the manga, but canonically in the video games he's on par with one of the smarter breeds of dog. Ridley could *maybe* pass the mirror test. once he's a mindless robot he can't even do that.
Anonymous No.715660345
>>715659607
I am so sick and tired of Ganondfor I can't play Zelda games anymore.
Anonymous No.715660374
>>715659339
>>715658786
Ridley just needs to speak in alien gibberish like Bowser and K rool do to start getting a little more character in there, but i agree, him being the leader of the space pirates wasn't very well planned out for the long run
Anonymous No.715660391
>>715658665
cute
Anonymous No.715660451
>>715649369
Toxotransmosis moment.
Anonymous No.715660537 >>715660709 >>715660832 >>715660942 >>715661167 >>715662108
>smashfags unironically talking about resurrecting ridley for the bajillionth time
fuck off, dread commiting to keeping him dead was for the best
Anonymous No.715660628
>>715660021
...you've got me there. Still, I'm just anxiously waiting for midnight.
Anonymous No.715660674 >>715660778 >>715660810 >>715661110
Ridley is barely a character. He's a beast that can't even speak. Doesn't wear clothes. Have no ideals or goals beside killing Samus.
Anonymous No.715660709 >>715660909
>>715660537
no it wasnt. the only good bosses in that game are the emmis
Anonymous No.715660728 >>715660861
>>715658069
source?
Anonymous No.715660732 >>715660998
>>715660336
I think the Space Pirates keep resurrecting Ridley mainly because he's their leader and without his leadership they know they're fucked. Mother Brain controlled the Space Pirates (including Ridley) but as an organization he was always their head.

Ridley I'm pretty sure is intelligent in the games too, he has a space-ship and is smart enough to navigate it but I think the only reason he roars all the time is because he doesn't have anything to say, he's just there to kill.
Anonymous No.715660778 >>715660901
>>715660674
that's every enemy in metroid
Anonymous No.715660802 >>715661248
>>715659821
Miyamoto rejected Wapeach/Priich due to her whole gimmick being based on the whole Doronjo/leaderess of the terrible trio archetype. Which to be honest, not only has been played out in many anime as of that age, But the Wa's should NOT have a boss (unless its bowser himself).

Probably he would have been ok with a female villain who is 100% her own thing, not tied as the boss of preexisting villains.
Anonymous No.715660810 >>715660901
>>715660674
>Have no ideals or goals beside killing Samus.
What more do you need?
Anonymous No.715660832
>>715660537
>He thinks Ridley won't be back
>He thinks Ridley actually died in Super Metroid
Anonymous No.715660861 >>715661102
>>715660728
Diddy Kong Racing DS
Anonymous No.715660901
>>715660778
And most enemies in Metroid are innocent fauna that act like the beasts the are.

>>715660810
I don't need anything, but don't call him a character when he's not. Ridley is like a rabid dog.
Anonymous No.715660909 >>715660996
>>715660709
you mean the worst parts of the game?
Anonymous No.715660942
>>715660537
Ridley can always come back in X form
Anonymous No.715660996 >>715661251
>>715660909
bootleg chozos were the worst part
Anonymous No.715660998 >>715661070
>>715660732
We have never seen Ridley leading, giving orders, or taking care of anyone. They keep reviving Ridley because he has to be the Ganondorf of Metroid.
Anonymous No.715661070 >>715661178
>>715660998
isn't mother brain the ganon of metroid?
Anonymous No.715661073 >>715661252 >>715661359 >>715661364
>really cool reveal spoiled by faggot leaker attention seeking
and we why all wonder why the hobby is so utterly joyless
Anonymous No.715661075
>>715659372
also a good reason why he was ausent in Returns and Tropical Freeze
Anonymous No.715661102
>>715660861
Nintendo owns the game they don't actually own the original characters like timber tiptup and wizpig.
Anonymous No.715661110 >>715661276
>>715660674
Based on the franchise ripping off Alien, he could have been set-up as a xenomorph, but with actual sentience. He could work a recurring in the same way as a slasher villain that just keeps finding ways to come back. Hell, if they wanted, they could make up some BS about how his cells retain genetic memory, so even if he is killed, his cells keep his memories recorded into his DNA so that even a clone will share them, or an instinctual hatred of Samus either as a person, or just because she is wearing the armor of the Chozo.
Anonymous No.715661116
>>715654053
clearly they aren't very loyal considering even his own brother hates him
Anonymous No.715661167 >>715661882
>>715660537
Seriously, trying to turn him into a beyond the grave gay stalker like the compilation of ffvii did to Sephiroth sounds terrible, and plays off the worst aspects from Other M.
You don't play Metroid for the story but it's supposed to have a "serious" tone, not a cartoony one like Mario or DK, resurrecting the same guy again and again in increasingly contrived ways is just retarded, and if anything they already abused it too much.
Anonymous No.715661178
>>715661070
Ridley appears more often, I think.
Anonymous No.715661248
>>715660802
Priich has a fucking great design for a Mario RPG 2 OC party member. Make her the long lost little sister of Peach (her Luigi), that ended up taken in by a rogue splinter of the Turtle Tribe and she thinks she is a Koopaling that wields a big axe and starts off as a rival character.
Anonymous No.715661251
>>715660996
you mean the boring boop beep boop robots that have the same fight like 5 times?
Anonymous No.715661252
>>715661073
>recurring series' antagonist appears in a new iteration
WHOA, STOP THE PRESSES, DID YOU KNOW THAT RIDLEY IS IN METROID PRIME 4? HOLY FUCK, JUST LOCK ME UP, I CAN'T BE TAMED!
Snape kills Dumbledore.
Anonymous No.715661276
>>715661110
A mindless drone can only be used so many times before it gets repetitive.
Anonymous No.715661284
>>715654426
the design is meant to riff off punk rockstar designs, that's why he's talking about rot
Anonymous No.715661318
>>715638584 (OP)
>>715646127
Had to kneel in real life btw
I almost wish Void showed up to help or try to get back at him
Anonymous No.715661359
>>715661073
The embargo for Nintendo games lifts the day before release, and that's when the Youtube shills do their "all bosses no damage" videos. Even if the game doesn't break street date, you'd still want to get the fuck out of here within launch week.
Anonymous No.715661364
>>715661073
Why would you come to /v/ on the eve/week of a new games launch and not expect leaks?
Anonymous No.715661446
Between the pedos lusting for a kid, the homos lusting for the ass of a monkey and the giga homos lusting for a fat crocodile we can confirm that Nintendo has the most mentally ill fanbase
Anonymous No.715661451 >>715662001
>Cranky is a demented schizo
>DK hits his head, becomes an asshole
>Kidnaps Pauline twice
>Fucks with Mario as an enemy in multiple games
>Dies
>Fucks with Mario one last time as a skeleton in M&L SSS
Anonymous No.715661485
>>715659051
Here's a scan of that.
Anonymous No.715661520 >>715661610 >>715661703
bros...
Anonymous No.715661551
>>715638584 (OP)
>>715646127
wait he's actually in? holy shit let's fucking GOOOOOO
now we just need wario land back and we are fully in business baby
Anonymous No.715661610
>>715661520
man it would be cool if post game unlocked a whole bunch of the 2D sections as a pseudo DKC mini-game where you play as Diddy and Dixie on their own adventure.
Anonymous No.715661669 >>715662504
>>715651363
>nobody cares about the characters made by retro
>EPD casually comes in and mogs them effortlessly
something something east vs west
Anonymous No.715661703 >>715661794
>>715661520
Candy looks so different in games and the old show. I wonder how a modern Candy would look like designed by Nintendo. I hope they keep her giant booba.
Anonymous No.715661753 >>715661831 >>715661926 >>715661939 >>715661989 >>715662134 >>715662193 >>715662224 >>715662325
>>715638584 (OP)
He talks now? Gross.
Anonymous No.715661794
>>715661703
She should have been in this game dressed as adult Pauline.
Anonymous No.715661831
>>715661753
He just growls. No voice.
Anonymous No.715661882 >>715662026 >>715662124
>>715661167
Ridley's persistence in light of being in a more mature franchise is exactly what makes him so endearing
No one is surprised/impressed when Bowser/K. Rool keep coming back because they're always just defeated, Mario/DK never kill them
Samus does not pull her punches and successfully kills Ridley (or at least intends to kill him) every time they fight but in spite of this Ridley gets revived by Space Pirate science or genetic abominations and keeps coming back.
I will admit there should be a limit to how often to abuse this trope as Metroid does not have as much of a 'sandbox narrative' as Mario does - there is a clear and present timeline of events and there is a point of incredulity that may have already been crossed but I'm of the 'in for a penny in for a pound' outlook. Ridley has been revived so many times already, one or two more would be a drop in the bucket.
Anonymous No.715661925
>>715659051
syrup?
Anonymous No.715661926
>>715661753
>now
He has a whole damn monologue in 3.
Anonymous No.715661939
>>715661753
He always talked....
Anonymous No.715661989
>>715661753
>He talks now?
DKC3.
Anonymous No.715662001
>>715661451
How does MankyxLanky Kong fit into the equation..
Anonymous No.715662026
>>715661882
>No one is surprised/impressed when Bowser/K. Rool keep coming back
Same with Ridley

>because they're always just defeated, Mario/DK never kill them

In practice is the same shit.
Anonymous No.715662108 >>715662630
>>715660537
I agree, I was getting tired of seeing his purple ass paraded every game, it got tiring. If they're going to bring him back one last time, do it in a Super Metroid remake completing the trilogy.
Anonymous No.715662124
>>715661882
He is fine if you just consider him the closet thing Nintendo has to a Jason or Freddy Kreuger. The series is serious, but its still pop sci-fi and they will attempt to give some kind of rational reason why Ridley is back, just like an iconic slasher villain. That being said, i am also fine with them not relying on him, but i just dont think they need to actively avoid it because of plot.
Anonymous No.715662134
>>715661753
Anonymous No.715662151
>>715647624
>>715654379
>>715655216
Anonymous No.715662193
>>715661753
He speaks in full english at the start of DK64
Anonymous No.715662224
>>715661753
I'm surprised anons keep bringing up DKC3 when 64 is probably an even better example. There's also the cartoon, the Paon games, and surprisingly Mario Super Sluggers if you want to go even further.
Anonymous No.715662226
>>715639845
>>715640053
>>715644163
>>715645857
>>715645901
And fags wanted ridley to be smash bros ultimate because is so big.
Anonymous No.715662323
>every new upload of the game is just related to the ending
>0 ost uploads go anywhere past SL600 content
I don't remember the last time I've suffered this much waiting for rips
Anonymous No.715662325
>>715661753
Fucking underage niggers posting here showing their ignorance.

https://youtu.be/5Wva2cTpLos
Anonymous No.715662365
>bump limit
>>715661521
Anonymous No.715662504
>>715661669
you forgetting where the final boss that everyone was dying to see again came from?
Anonymous No.715662630
>>715662108
Yeah, I wouldn't be opposed to them bringing him back one last time as a proper sendoff since his last appearances were kinda shit, but I don't think keeping him around permanently will ever work, it just makes the games feel rote
Anonymous No.715662945 >>715663026
>>715642934
>>Remixes of his various themes

Crocodile Cacophony too? And Castle Climb?
Anonymous No.715662992 >>715663082
>>715643047
People keep saying this but this game only uses the few enemies in the Paon games Default Kritter, a variant of Klobber, maybe Klaptrap while the rest are the random birds, bees and rodents.
Anonymous No.715663026 >>715663360
>>715662945
*Krook's March

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmmE-dpgF88
Anonymous No.715663082 >>715663404
>>715662992
What has that to do with the penguin niggers being forgettable?
Anonymous No.715663360 >>715663473
>>715663026
Japs really should have swallowed their pride and gotten David Wise for Bananza.
Anonymous No.715663404
>>715663082
Because devs that aren't Rare don't make memorable enemies using the Kremlings either.
Anonymous No.715663473 >>715663603
>>715663360
I wasn't impressed with his work for Tropical Freeze.
Anonymous No.715663603
>>715663473
I was
Anonymous No.715664407
>>715657362
me
Anonymous No.715664859
>>715638584 (OP)
>dk looks like a retard
>k rool keeps his nintendo 64 look
why? this is retarded
Anonymous No.715666153
>>715639845
spergchads I kneel