>>719041640
SIR THAT IS AN UNSANCTIONED IMAGE OF DONKEY KONG.

>>718143751
inposhiburu
ai fairu eveli timu
tsu macho shimen inu mai baru saku
waifu orudo an aguri
sekushi monsta mekusu mi horuni

>>715638584
Miyamoto is livid

Meanwhile at Nintendo HQ, locked in a supply closet...
>*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
>"RET ME OUT YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKERS! DONKEY KONG DOES NOT FIGHT ARRIGATORS!"
>*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
>"YOU CANNOT USE RARUWARU ENEMIES! ONRY TIKIS, WARRUSES, AND EVIR MONKEYS!"

>Patch notes:
> - Fixed an issue where people were having fun the wrong way
> - Addressed an exploit that disrespected honorable Japanese auteur wisdom
> - Closed a loophole where people who don't know what's good for them were exploring what best provides them entertainment
> - Restored boring monotony to its original intended functional state
> - Decreased chance of Super Horn in 1st place if user doesn't own all optional Switch 2 accessories
> - Boos that were never actually spawned by players will appear to steal your items if you've ever criticized Nintendo on the internet

>>713461065
>Retro wasn't 'banned'. It was merely suggested and questioned if Kremlings were the right choice for Retros games.
>It was decided that infact they weren't the correct choice and to pull something new. Because it fucking was.
>If Retro had kremlings in DKCR or TF you faggots would TO THIS DAY be bitching, moaning, and crying about how 'le soulless and ruined' the Kremlings were made. You'd not even attempt to earnstly discuss or try the games out of your own sheer faggotry.
>Using new enemies allows Retro to both work and refine designs for an art style they aren't used to, plus allows older fans to be more objective in their assessment of the titles.
>Keeping the Kremlings out was NOT some war on Rare, it was the opposite, to try and keep the memory preserved till Retro is better skilled to fully recreate that design aesthetic.

>>712590417
why can't they just fucking bring krool back? and no, it has nothing to do with rights, they own everything related to him and the crocs
did miyamoto hate him or some shit? that's the only possible reason for them to keep bringing these completely forgettable villains since returns

>move c-stick down
>camera moves up
why is this still allowed?