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please stop titling the threads this way, its not a general and I don't want jannies to sperg out and start deleting when we're in hype leak cycle
So was this leak real or just a good guess?
>everyone falling for fake leaks
Lmao
>>715410564 (OP)He hungers for cock
>>715410564 (OP)Migging for the Monke leak, never thought I'd see the day... got a big croc coming my way...
>>715410664real leak nigga, stop trolling already
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Gatornigger = no purchase
Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.
Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.
>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt muh banjo
Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator
>>715410524I mean it's a pretty specific category and going Smash's roster, no.
That said, every dormant, demanded, and returned Nintendo character I can think of from a series that was still active (including second parties)
>K. Rool>Koopalings >AdeleineWho else?
Did people demand Pauline to return before March of the Minis?
Anyways closest characters on the waiting list would be Krystal and Sugar but not to the extent K. Rool had
dunkey if you're here let us know
Here's the actual finale
>Void Kong leads DK to what he thinks is the Bananarim Root, but it turns out after forcing Pauline to sing, itโs actually King K Rool, and Void Kong basically gets discarded since this, after chasing K Rool to the actual planet core, you fight him, after beating him Pauline and DK makes there wishes, and make it to the surface, but its a fake out, K Rool comes back to his senses and chases them down with his jetpack having to fight him again, but the fight lasts until they make it to New Donk City in which K Rool uses the Bananarium Root to take over and make it his city, which leads to the final fight with K Rool, to which at the end DK and Pauline go their separate ways, they donโt expand on if the Pauline is actually the Pauline we know, or if she is a daughter of the original though
Screenshot this
HAPPY 40TH ANNIVERSARY RARE :D
WE LOVE YOU
>>715410658>>715410714this sounds like bullshit i cant believe k rool is actually back
>>715410723I had no interest in this game until gator so i am here to balance your lack of purchase
>>715410712You hunger for cock too
>>715410712You're the newfag if you don't know what migging is, cunt. I hate summerfags so much it's unreal, they should be locked up in the banana slamma'.
>>715410802the first 4chan leak you quoted is fake, all the pics from the last 2 threads are real tho
>>715410740>VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION? ON MY VIDEO GAME BOARD? REEEEEEEEE I NEED TO MAKE A TWITTER SCREENSHOT STELLAR BLADE COOMER THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!
>>715410658Jumpman being a character is retarded.
The only missing piece is a video. All of the screenshots of basically every generic DKC baddie is pretty strong evidence but a video will put the final nail in the coffin.
>>715410853>DISCUSSIONspam*
So...wait K. Rool just shows up in the last 30 minutes of the game?
No foreshadowing, no build-up, nothing for new players?
That's....unexpected of Nintendo to throw out like that
If you don't think that Croc is better than Donkey Kong Country you're a faggot.
Donkey Kong Country features the ugliest fucking green fatso in gaming history, King Gay Rool (A.K.A. Gatornigger). Even Miyamoto called it trash, likely because of Gatorfuck's inclusion.
Croc is a fun and soulful game that features a cute crocodile character.
Croc > Gatorfuck Adventures
>inb4 coping gatornigger fanfaggots
Where were you when Bananza was confirmed GOTY?
>>715410943SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>715410934HE'S FUCKING IIIIIIN HOLY SHIT
>>715410943cut your fucking nails subhuman
>>715410740sorry we got your nigger worship thread killed, faggot.
>>715410889Why? Because it's a game you don't like?
>>715410943Whats the ethnic background depicted in picrel?
>>715410970>gatornigger fans are racist
We haven't had Bowser vs. K.Rool.
Dragon-turtle vs. Croc King.
The edge of Bowser has been shaved off, while K.rool still has those crazy eyes.
>>715410943>>715410723>Crocfag and anti Kroolfag was a faggot jeet the entire timeI am so fucking sick of Indians it is UNREAL
>>715410943Why do you own a copy of DKC?
>>715410934Oh shits its pisspig
>>715410964When Pauline was revealed during the direct because I didn't get spoiled
Did I miss a game or did K. Rool die off screen?
>>715410934Why the fuck would Wizpig be here
>>715410658This is bullshit because Pauline from odyssey talks about being kidnapped by DK and how traumatic it was which refers to her being the one who was kidnapped in the arcade games. It wasnt her "mother". Also mario from arcade being a different mario is retarded
>>715410926No k rool is revived halfway through the game, wishes the gremlins back to life and there's a few more zones with Kremling enemies instead of Crockoids. It's unclear if this game is a prequel to the country games or if all the kremlings died in DK64
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>The pink and blue lighting is actually a reference to the last level of DKC2! K. Rool is in the Earth's core because the last level of DKC2 was called Crocodile Core!
>Void Kong is an outlier because his name doesn't end in -y! Poppy and Grumpy will turn out to be good while Void Kong is a phony!
>All of the enemies have big bulging uneven eyes and some of them are crocodiles! The Kremlings are back!
It's honestly amazing how many theories I wrote off as being schizo theories turned out to be completely fucking true
>>715410926>No foreshadowing, no build-up, nothing for new players?
Why wouldn't Rareware/Nintendo learn from Croc how to design their reptilian characters? They ripped off so many other things from Argonaut, why couldn't it be this?
Also Croc should be added to Smash. He's more relevant than fucking Gatornigger at least, that's for fucking sure.
>>715410564 (OP)Paid tranny general.
>>715410943>brown handsgood morning saars
I love the idea that k rool kept fucking up so bad that he genocided his own species
>>715411097Leaker says he's the final boss of the Diddy Kong racing sidequest
>>715411102Oddessy is Mommy Pauline. Bananza is Pauline Jr.
>>715411112I feel it has to be a sequel, and the huge in-world (30 years?) lack of K.Rool in any actual proper game is the reason why they will say they "died off" because symbolically they did for us. DK64 in their world was quite a few years ago (though not 30 real world years).
>>715411119Ehhhhh I get what you mean but imagine some kid playing Bananza as his first Donkey Kong game
K Rool coming back is special to us but why would little Joey care?
He'd just be confused that this big fat crocodile man is the new main villain
>>715410943Why are Crocfags so autistic?
>>715411238Imagine if this was 100% bullshit guesswork but it also ends up being 100% accurate?
>>715411113>Empty Kong>Phony Kong>Bossy Kong>Yappy KongThe fact that there are so many names that fit the "-Y" naming scheme is what tipped me off that something was screwy with him.
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>>715411080Technically the last canon(?) appearance of K. Rool was Jungle Climber where he plummets to Earth from space
so what's the actual ending
so troon say Krool and DK help each other, some say otherwise.
>>715410794Microsoft sure doesn't however...
>>715411249Haha not happening
Nintendo doesn't own Wizpig
>>715411113>every kong name ends in "y"WHAT THE FUCK
>>715411290kids eat this stuff up
they just look it up online and then get really into the old shit too
they're lore junkies
>>715411318>>715411238>>715410658I'm thinking this was legit, no way somebody guessed this.
>>715411113DK fans are the world's greatest detectives
>>715410943ICE Hotline: 866-347-2423
>>715411326>a NDS side game is canon, and will be K.Rools fucking death and get a Switch 2 sequel gameDEEPEST LORE
>>715411326Xananab bros we're next
>>715411440TRUST THE PLAN
>I'm like a heart attack, baby!
https://mega.nz/file/TbJjAYgT#bxO1yMhJ8aEwh6x44yuLeGuqlFTpilSPHCkmxixMx6Q
>>715411290I'm pretty sure they're going to spell out for the player: "Hey, it's King K. Rool and the Kremling Krew! They're DK's oldest enemies, and they've come back for revenge!"
It's not exactly a hard sell.
>>715411290The game is full of collectible lore with the fossils and NPCs, there's plenty of space to learn
>>715411470Two more games...
>>715411174*Bitchpig
>t. Diddy Kong
>>715411326Are you fucking shitting me. Those bastards get referenced?
>>715411290Because little Joey will go "oh wow that's the guy from smash bros!!!!!!!" and in a few years he can also go "oh wow that's the guy from the donkey kong movie!!!!!!!!"
>>715411496Bananza is a prequel thoughever
HE'S BACK
HE'S FINALLY BACK
>>715411113>Void Kong is an outlier because his name doesn't end in -y! Poppy and Grumpy will turn out to be good while Void Kong is a phony!Wtf
>>715411571There's a fossil of KAOS.
>instead of developing new villains they just do somehow k. Rool returned
God I hate memberberries
>>715411326Wake me up when we have fossilized Banana aliens
That'd truly cement the "Everything matters and is worth celebrating" philosophy people are hyping this game to have
>>715411589Where?
Is he in the ending?
>>715411326You know, super Mario galaxy released only a few months after this gameโฆ did Rosalina find the kremlings in space and kill them?
>>715411538I haven't seen any deliberate reference to the Paon games, just that
>King K. Rool crashes like a meteor back into Earth after Jungle Climber>crashes so hard he hits the core, which is why he's there in Bananza and why he wasn't in DKCR/TFworks surprisingly well if you want to draft some silly lore reason as to why things happened the way they did
DK
DONKEY KONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWSgsbWiX_g&list=RDrWSgsbWiX_g&start_radio=1&ab_channel=frzi
>>715411682If that is the case the folks at DKVine are gonna ejaculate
Usually I prefer to avoid spoilers, but man. I'd be lying if I said that this didn't ultimately convince me to give this game a shot. Feels good to be back, K. Roolbros.
>>715411637They developed new villains for 2 mainline games in a row. If anything, it's mainline Mario which needs some fresh blood besides Bowser.
Alright guys, open the Nintendo Today! app to find a new Donkey Kong Bananza clip that celebrates the 3 days until the release date.
>>715411637Bitch it's a monkey and crocodile fighting over bananas, this isn't goddamn Star Wars where midwits take it as the peak of fiction
>>715411682Aside from Chops having a fossil, what else from Retro?
Anything from Jungle Beat?
I'd be surprised if that wasn't the case since that was Tokyo EAD's first game
>>715411326Look how happy DK looks without having to look like a doofus.
>>715411804Wouldn't surprise me if we see Cactus Kong fossil.
>>715411637Maybe if they didn't replace him with soulless trash for two games, they wouldn't have to
they put kween k rool in as a secret boss. this explains why king k rool hates dk so much: he beat up his mom
anyway you win by going bananza and slapping her giant tits SUPER hard
>>715411804I don't think there's been anything from Jungle Beat / Retro but there's also been basically nothing leaked other than "K. Rool and the Kremlings come back later in the game"
We haven't even seen the actual Snake / Elephant Bananza forms and the only new fossils we've seen is the KAOS set
>>715411637>>715411786Three.
Incidentally, this is also why people get excited if they think Wart or Tatanga are making a comeback as antagonists. People like old villains who haven't been seen in a while.
>>715411884Oh fuck off the Snowmads were cool
>>715411913I think it's more than that
People like seeing old faces return because of continuity and seeing old faces in modern tech done faithfully is a thrill in it of itself
Paradoxically it's a problem when a character being absent becomes their whole identity and appeal
If Wart came back, then what?
>>715411952The Snowmads were cool. Lord Fredrick, on the other hand, had about as much charisma as Tiki Tong.
REJECT CLAIR SLOPSCUR
REJECT DEATH SLOPING POO
RETURN TO MONKEE
so what are the big important leaks im supposed to freak out over anyway?
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE KREMLING FACTORY??
K Rool literally didnโt appear until the final level in DKC
>>715412041He should've been a Yeti
>>715411831>still has angry brows>literally only his eyes are differentthe complaints about donk konk are so banal
Hominid bros.... we're home
>>715411637They did it twice and nobody liked them, ironically Void kong is actually the first nu bad guy they made that's actually likable
>>715412041It really is sad how lord frederikโs entire existence just feels like retro saying โlisten, we couldnโt use k rool, hope this rip off will sufficeโ
>>715411290Ultimate wasn't that long ago yet, younger kids will absolutely recognize him as DK's arch nemesis
>>715412052If you don't care about crocs, there's also the truth behind loli Pauline, but I don't think the leaker(s) got that far yet
>>715412071You still knew he existed though
He was still the main villain of the game if you read the manual
what are the last two bananza transformations?
>>715412175eel/snake and elephant
Every single Nintendo Switch 2 owner on /v/ is here
>>715412132If the DKVine rumor is legit and that he was supposed to be a Switch exclusive bonus, I wonder how they would've differentiated him
K. Rool doesn't launch or throw void away or anything like that... he literally just eats him lol
>>715412175Snake and Elephant, but we have no idea what they look like or actually do yet.
>>715412207Not sure, lord frederikโs boss fight is already just a Frankenstein of old k rool boss fights
>>715412217That's kinda hot
>>715412217Every reveal gets more kino holy SHIT
Can one of you Chinese fucks post what the elephant and snake transformations look like?
>>715412071He appeared before you even played the game.
https://archive.org/details/snes-manual-archive/Donkey%20Kong%20Country%20%28USA%29%20%28Rev%202%29/page/n13/mode/2up
Also read this manual, it's absolute kino.
>>715411637They did develop new villains. One were throwadays, another are poochies nintendo keep shoving down, and 3rd were liked but Fred was a bit underwhelming.
>>715412217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhu27Af8xnA
>>715412217Thatโs surprisingly dark if true
>>715412217So Void really was a worthless little freak in the end,huh?
>>715412217I hope you're lying. I like the little gremlin.
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412378krenlin if he real
fuck you
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412378Kremling if he real
>>715412321>DK's "little buddies" are actually canonWtf
>>715412378kritter if he real
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412041It's funny that they kept his appearance hidden for no real reason
>>715412378KREMLIN IF HE REAL KREMLIN IF HE REAL
>>715412132I liked him just fine: he's not a super compelling character or anything but I enjoyed his fight and boss music and feel that he served his purpose as the game's big bad. Him ballet dancing to dodge stuff you threw at him was also amusing, but that might just be me.
If there's one thing they did wrong with him, it's making his silhouette look very K. Roolish and playing coy about what he really looked like during the pre-release hype cycle. It really did feel like a massive cocktease where they were hinting at a K. Rool comeback, only for that not to be the case.
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715410564 (OP)Words cannot express how much I fucking hate this.
>>715412505>botw mazes all over again
>>715412516To be fair, K. Rool was hidden albeit in the manual for DKC1
It's kind of like a weird anti-Chekhov's gun where the obscured mystery is something relatively mundane and doesn't provide any big surprise or twist
A male Crocodilian is called a bull
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412132Its a tragedy that Tanabe has an such an iron grip over Retro
>>715412217was it something like this?
https://youtu.be/HsjjvOXANNU?si=4YELdSGdZVn4pMBN
Spanish was the only way I can find it that didnt sound like shit.
>>715412378Kremlin if he real
>>715410564 (OP)>Everyone thinking this is Rare fanfare>When the new face of Kong shits all over the legacy they hadnot buying it, fuck Nintendo, Nu-DK and this Rare erasure
>>715411112>No k rool is revived halfway through the game, wishes the gremlins back to life and there's a few more zones with Kremling enemies instead of Crockoids.Huh, would we see Kremling Krew bosses then?
Any returning bosses you'd like?
KAOS 2.0?
>>715412667It's not just celebrating Rare, it's celebrating Donkey Kong in general (ideally)
If we see love for Jungle Beat, Paon, and Retro that'll cement it
It's all likelier than Jr.
>>715412041>Lord Fredrick, on the other hand, had about as much charisma as Tiki Tong.I still say the final boss should have been that big ass ice dragon he summoned in the opening instead. Was super disappointed when I got to the end and it was reduced to nothing more than Fred's (now much smaller) projectile attack.
So what is his problem anyway?
>>715411112>No k rool is revived halfway through the game, wishes the gremlins back to lifelmao that leak was real
So where are the videos/streams?
Not ONE webm/mp4?
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>>715412692would be too based
>>715410737Technically Waluigi for Mario Kart since everyone hated 7's roster.
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>>715412692KAOS is confirmed
>>715410723>Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.I literally always forget this random fuckbitch is in the game, sheโs easily the most weird bizarre inclusion along with shitty Joker
>>715412794https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Wars
>>715412895Fucking KAOS getting a cameo is still sending me flying of all the rare era DKC stuff they picked
>>715412902I still enjoy Bayonetta, and her inclusion was fun back then. It's just a shame she's marred by her balancing issues.
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412895I meant as a boss if we're seeing boss fights before K. Rool utilizing the Kremling Krew's members
>>715412895>Kween K. Rool referenceImpossibly based.
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715413004So she DOES exist
You think she didn't care her husband went missing?
>>715412378Kremlin if he real
>>715410934Wtf, is this real?
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412895>K. Rool's offscreen wife is still canonlmao
>>715413086No the model in the pic is from online if you just look him up.
>>715412953I could've sworn KAOS was an acronym, but I'm not seeing anything about that online.
>>715411654She didn't do shit, freaking Bowser stole all her stars.
Bowser. As in the dopey Godzilla knock off.
>>715412217Iโm King K Rool
This is my game
I eat the void
(Violent crunching sounds)
I ate the void
This is the end
I love you
Which potential new character for Smash 6 would cause the LEAST amount of controversy?
>>715413203She was too busy being mopey about her dead mom
>>715413140I think this is the first time she was made definitively canon since K. Rool could've been saying shit out of his ass that time
Did Scribes ever comment on it?
>>715410658This actually sounds really cool
>>715412895K Rool gets pussy confirmed
Meanwhile at Nintendo HQ, locked in a supply closet...
>*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
>"RET ME OUT YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKERS! DONKEY KONG DOES NOT FIGHT ARRIGATORS!"
>*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
>"YOU CANNOT USE RARUWARU ENEMIES! ONRY TIKIS, WARRUSES, AND EVIR MONKEYS!"
>>715413142Nintendo stole the model from the Internet??
>>715413243Mii (Tomodachi).
>>715413298gets pussyWHIPPED, you mean
>>715413243Oatchi, Pikmin was long overdue for a second rep
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715410737Good points, and desu I was forgetting the handheld DK climbing games he appeared in.
>>715412817imagine,
>one of the deepest layers is K rool's old fortress in DK64>state of disrepair, but the kremlings have made some parts functional again. mix of frantic factory and hideout helm>the pre-final boss is armydillo
Daily reminder that Takahashi-san replayed every DK game when he took the director role, this means he had a fresh impression of K Rool and how he's been abstent for a long time. OF COURSE he would put it in
>>715413243a Metroid rep, it spent so much time being abused that no one's going to throw a fit about it being thrown a bone
>>715413325I hate the Miyamoto hates Rare conspiracy but dammit this made me chuckle
>>715413243Out of this set? Probably Octolings. But what's wrong with Ashkar Behek?
>>715413325he is unironically still seething about donkey kong country
>>715413385Including Barrel Blast?
Including Donkey Konga?
>>715413243>rosterfags ALREADY rosterfagging on a fucking donkey kong thread you faggots really can't help yourself. that's all you care about, "hype reveals". Don't give a fuck about the games themselves or actually playing them. Just so you can soiface online saying HE'S IN SHE'S IN XE'S IN!!
>>715411326>that unripe green banana with a bow
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715413410I heard this dude has an 8 pack.
>>715411290The DKC cartoon was an extremely popular meme source a few years ago among zoomers and younger. Kids know who he is just from that alone, not to mention Smash or the FOUR games with him as the main villain playable on the NSO classics library.
K. Rool is not obscure.
>>715413519Come the fuck on
It's gonna be a long 4 days before I get to see play for myself.
I'm kinda sad I spoiled myself of such a surprise, but happy still, as I was pulled into all the Krazy konspiracies.
>>715413482I bet he played a bit of Konga
>>715412876When his eyebrows get like that, it scares me >_<
This is the first time in a long time where I am glad a leaked plot I found on 4chan was real.
>>715413368Literally just give Louie the Brawl moveset for Olimar, easy as piss
>>715413325shigeru is on the epstein list...is he?
>>715413551>still not a single videoIt's going to be so hilarious when he winds up not being in the game outside of an easter egg in a fossil
>>715412378KREMLIN IF HE REAL
>>715413617>4 daysIts 10:38 pm which means its practically monday, which means its only 3 days away, which mea
>>715410737There was a 5(?) year period where Toadette just completely vanished from all Mario games. I remember that disappointing a few people. Started getting pushed with Captain Toad, then she broke into mainline Mario games in the Switch era.
Not as long of a wait as those other characters, but still.
>>715413551this is the scene where he eats Void
>>715413690It's sourced from DKvine, everything they say is true.
>>715412378kremling if he real
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>>715413325people in this thread blame it on Tanabe, but he wasnt in charge of the theme park that uses Tikis so this checks out
>>715413325This but the Rarecuck. He will be having a seizure realizing Star Fox can return next and he won't get another chance to seethe over the past anymore and bring up his rambling about: >"Shiggy/Nintendo/Krystal killed my grandma *sucks thumb*"
>>715413726not as bad as toadsworth. Miyamoto took him back and shotgunned him once the Wii era began
>>715412378Kremlin if he real
>>715412378Kremlin if he real
>>715413690its real shit for brain
>>715410714
>>715411238He wasn't simply being a mobilefag. He deliberately cropped out all the post numbers in an attempt to hide the fact that everyone called out his fake leak in the thread.
I fucking hate K. Rool so god damn much.
He's such a fucking faggot ass character. Who the fuck thought he was a good idea? He isn't cute, he doesn't look cool, he's just a shitty fucking deformed dinosaur looking piece of shit. And what does he do? He fucking slaps his belly. People think they're special or some shit because they like K. Rool. No. Fuck you. Liking K. Rool is like those fucking retards who think pineapple on pizza is a good idea. It's fucking not. Fuck off K. Rool.
>>715413726so she's the Cream the Rabbit of Mario then
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>>715412895dkc3 was a weird game. I always forget about the KAOS stuff and K. Rool doing the Wizard of Oz bit
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715413690That pose you may be able to fake, but standing waiting for DK to talk to him and the dk vs croc one are so low quality that theyโre probably real. You wouldnโt go to such efforts to fake the environment and UI just 3 days before the game releases. We also know for a fact some people got the game early.
>>715411290tropical freeze came out so long ago that kids are more likely to recognize k. rool as dk's nemesis than anyone else
>>715413904Someone edit KAOS to have Void Kong's head instead.
>>715413821Wii U era you mean
>>715413949It's obviously real because of the shitty low-res shadow on his hand. no one would think to fake that
>>715413860>He isn't cute, he doesn't look cool, he's just a shitty fucking deformed dinosaur looking piece of shit.That's the point.
I'll wait for the chink to confirm
>>715410723Cope jeet, the Krocs won
so it was a prequel and k rool revives the extinct kremlings?
>>715413875post more doge
>>715410658>game is a prequel>takes place after dkc trilogythis guy is fucking retarded
>>715414012Reminds of the Ken leak for Smash, where his foot clipped through Moray Towers. It ironically got confirmed real when someone tested it at a store demo with Ivysaur and found out the clipping was inherent to the stage.
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>>715413325This but the Rarecuck. He will be having a seizure realizing Star Fox can return next and he won't get another chance to scream in other people's ears over the past anymore and bring up his rambling about:
>"Shiggy/Nintendo/Krystal killed my grandma! Stop having hope about your favorite franchise! Microsoft did nothing wrong! *sucks thumb*"
>>715413243+1 for chozo dad. would be so cool
>>715414064Right now, we don't know if it's a prequel or a sequel.
We just know that King K. Rool and the Kremlings are in.
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715410943Cut your nails, you brown street jeeter.
>>715414064Either that, or he's been stuck in the planet's core ever since he got punched down to Earth in Jungle Climber
Wait was Donkey Konga in development before the Rare buyout?
>>715414102Are you blind? It says a prequel to Odyssey not DKC
>>715414064If its a prequel its only one to Oddysey
>>715413726Toadette actually fucking sucks though, such a nothing character
>>715412378>kremlin if he real
>>715413821Still can't believe they replaced him with a random blue Toad in the movie.
>>715413860Seethe, miserable nigger. Let the crocfags have their fun
>>715413821>Miyamoto loves Cranky Kong>He fucking despises Toadsworth
>voting in the Smash Ballot does indeed determine the course of history
>DK movie announced today
K Rool coming to cinema near you in 2030
>>715414167so DKC is a prequel to the mario series?
>>715414182She was sweet in TTYD, which actually was the second game she even appeared in after Double-Dash.
>>715414113I do not care for Krystal but man I'd love to see her come back just to twist the knife
>gatornigger fanfags are so pathetic in their shit taste, they literally compare their favorite character ever to disgusting brazillians eating monkey soup
Fitting.
Also King Gay Rool does not belong in Smash.
>>715414249Wait new image?!
>>715414249Sora may have won, but K. Rool definitely benefited the most from it. The only disappointment is that he's never going to have days quite as great for the character as today or 8/8/2018.
>>715413875>>715414242Oreo is fucking in Bananza
>>715414249Hey this one's different from the one pic everyone's talking about, where is it from?
>>715414242Top kek; maverick
>>715414304Just wait til his reveal on the DK movie as the main villain
that's it, dkb is actually goty
>>715414303Still waiting for more screenshots from leaky nigga
This is Grinch leak shit again isn't it?
>>715414350The movie got leaked today, and with today's leaks it's almost certain he'll be in it as the main antagonist. Will still be fun, but not AS special. Maybe a solid third if he has a fun portrayal.
anti-gatornigger poster here, i finally decided to do the unthinkable and pirate Smash Ultimate (i still refuse to give Nintendo money for this bullshit for their inclusion of this fat fuck but i digress)
After enough playing, I finally unlocked him, so i used this oppurtunity to finally kick his fucking ass once and for all. and as Samus i fucking blasted all these greasy fat faggots into the moon. suck on that, faggots who kept spamming that i hated this ugly retard because i sucked at fighting him.
i then made the mistake of playing as Gatorfuck myself, and he was fucking shit and slow. and when i won a match as him he shoves his disgusting fuck putrid body in my fucking face and it was so repulsive i just wanted to throw my controller at the fucking screen i hate him so much kill yourself if you like this cancer on the Smash Roster he needs to be fucking eliminated.
>>715414249Please uncrop the screenshot!
I must see this!
>>715414303>>715414315DK Vine private discord
>>715414406why would nintendo cater to you when you dont even buy their games?
>>715414406>gatorHe's a crocodile
>>715411326Was there at least an in-universe difference established between these guys and edible bananas for the Kongs to eat them so casually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IVh2tYDWhY
Feels like this all over again
>>715413140I want a daughter of K rool that can be shipped with bowser JR
>>715414368the gameplay looks pretty bad though
>>715414430anyway to get in cause I only see subbing to patreon and fuck that
>>715412146>Kroc>KrockoidsHow did I miss this?!
>>715414406I'm beginning to think you have some sort of k rool centered humiliation kink
>>715414482Those guys are sentient aliens resembling bananas, bananas are a fruit that is not sentient. It's really not that deep.
>>715414430Can you get them to say something about Pauline to end this anons
>>715414408existence?
>>715414406Dont use my wife for shitposting
>>715414125very short game
>>715414453a pajeet isn't capable of such second-order thinking
>>715414524No one thinks that but your twisted retard ass.
>>715414406>Snoy is derangedYawn. Maybe Tanabe should have replaced this dude with a Toad or something instead, because it's pretty stale.
>>715414501>fake leakers are literally scamming people nowThis is hilarious. By all means pay the fee to get into their super secret 'cord!
>>715414509....damn you're slow
>krool wishes for the kremlings to revive.
>becomes super sized kaiju
>dk bananza form is giant kong
>krool survives the fight and sequel baits.
>pauline returns to new donk
> mario even mentioned
You are nit ready for the soundtrack
>>715414249I got Krystal upgraded as Assist Trophy. It's something I guess. Sakurai has said it's been due to time issues he's been unable to include her as playable. Still I've been dreaming for K. Rool return to the franchise for years and it finally paid off.
>>715414574No one's saying anything about the ending because apparently it's too good to spoil
>>715410658>Pauline has the body of a child with the brain of an adultThis sounds stereotypical enough to be real.
>>715414430Are they just taking forever to post new info? Genuinely wanna know whatโs going on/being said on there because itโs taking way too long to just get a screenshot here and there.
>>715414640next game
bowser and k rool vs mario and DK
>>715414661>No one's saying anything about the ending because apparently it's too good to spoilThat's fake leaker cope 101.
>we aren't going to spoil it for you because it's SOO GOOD...even though we spoiled literally of this other important shitSo fucking fake.
>>715411952>>715412041>>715412132Yeah you can tell retro wanted to use the kremlings but couldn't.
>Game doesn't get ice themed until the end>lord Fred is suspiciously K. Rool shapedDespite that the snowmads were still well executed I like how you see their popsicle making process throughout the levels and arctic animals as villians are a good contrast to tropical animals as heroes.
>>715414395It's because he's green, isn't it?
>>715414350The Mario movie and DK world at Super Nintendo Land make me believe it'll be the stupid tiki fuckers. I hate how they handled the Kongs in the movie so much.
>>715414249first they ignore you
then they laugh at you
then they fight you
then you win
>>715412217>name is Void>ending is being thrown in the void of a bellyKino
>>715413243I think Alear has no chance.m because Engage doesnโt even have fans in the mobile game. Unless we get a new entry this will be the first Smash since Melee that doesnโt have a new FE character. Every ther character has a chance with Ring Fit and Octos having ye edge
I'm gonna be honest
For the longest time I've been adamant that you shouldn't just clamor for devs to take upon certain franchises just because you think they'd fit and that there's more to making games than reusing old IPs.
But man seeing all this just makes a small percent of me wants to see EPD tackle Banjo-Kazooie
Rare's mascot platformer designs look so good here
>>715414695*Bowser and Mario vs DK and K. Rool
They put their differences aside to collect the Mini-Marios and Bowser helps Mario save them with his Mecha-Koopas
>>715414685It takes time to make these fake images. Be patient.
>>715414659Realistically, only one or two Nintendo characters were going to get top shots from the Ballot. Nearly every big request got something in Ultimate. I'm just pleasantly shocked that it was K. Rool who got the grand prize.
>>715414738Zero fucking chance it's not K. Rool after today given that it'll be coming out in 2029 at the earliest
>DK VINE FILTERED THE GAME
But theres no video, and no social media post
>YOU HAVE TO PAY TO GET INTO THE PRIVATE DISC-
No, fuck you all. The only confirmed leak is the pieces of info from the chink guy
>>715414741I remember asking for pic related in the drawthreads to make light of that
It was hilarious but man is it so cathartic
>>715414395Worse. It's grinch fake leak shit with 200% more discord faggotry involved.
>>715414763>>715414714already explicit confirmation of them being real, your ragebait isnt going to work
>>715414759I wish more than ever now after all this that Nintendo had the rights to Banjo.
>>715414591Nintendo doesn't even officially sell software or hardware in India.
>>715414816If they did, he would probably be in this
>>715410564 (OP)look at those fuckin dick suckin lips
>>715414791>instead of being retarded and posting leaks on youtube/twitch which get deleted instantly, they're hiding from attention and only dumping the important stuffThe best solution would be to stream on a platform which doesn't give a shit about dmca, but they're still playing it smart.
>>715414759Honestly the only staff they'd need to lift for a BK game to feel like a BK game would be the writing staff, the actual gameplay of BK isn't really anything unique or revolutionary. Nintendo would be more than capable of replicating it themselves.
>>715414265No. DKC happened alongside the other 90s mario games.
Bananza happening before Odyssey changes nothing about any other game. Even the wii games could have easily happened before Bananza.
This is so simple yet you're this confused. It actually pisses me off.
>>715414767Agreed. I wasn't that excited about Bananza to be fair until this thread happened. The fact that the big man himself is back will shake the internet for a while. I just hope they also happen to include him in more main games and spin offs following this. Here's hoping it's Krystal's turn to become playable but I also hope a new Star Fox game includes her somehow.
>>715414759Bananza is making a new Banjo a little redundant, the Bananza forms already cover many related-abbilities you would atribute to BK. They would also need to think of a new mechanic, I think voxel implementation in Bananza will be tough to surpass
Your favorite character is a fucking joke. Kill yourselves. Gatorfags deserve death.
>>715414659>It's something I guessPush for more. Don't settle for less. If we Roolfags were called obnoxious back in 2015 for not accepting that costume, you can be the same and get Krystal back in Star Fox in a few years. Never settle for less.
>>715407901what did they win a emmy for?
>>715414814really? where?
>>715414849Imagine if the DKC3 bears were in this
They wouldn't fit sure and things would get bloated
>>715414816Eh, grass is always greener and all that
I know the thought is tantalizing but you have to remember EPD doesn't have unlimited manpower
>>715414814Easily doctored photos where the only source is a super secret discord that you have to PAY to get is not explicit confirmation.
Show me video and I'll believe you.
>>715414931>Gatorfags deserve deathand yet they have given us immortality
funny how that works
>>715414759Banjo and Conker's style of stupid british humor can never be replicated again, even by the original devs as proven by Yooka Laylee. For fucks sake they made an infinitely better DKC clone than BK clone.
>>715413243Bring me the RAVEN BEAK!
every retard that doomed and gloomed the game from the first trailer and treehouse needs to apologize RIGHT NOW
>>715414640>krool was the source if banandium>he eats void kong>grumpy and popoy are good guys>pauline is the daughter of og retro pauline that cranky kidnaped.>there is some obscure lore about there being a human world and new donk city being like a replica or with fake humans.>mario is mentioned multiple times.>krools armor is made of banandium
>>715414113Heโs so fucking hideous, my god.
>>715414759i have always wanted a new Jet Force geminis, is never happening sadly
>>715414995I really wanna know how he got turned into the banandium root.
>>715414931Autism truly manifests in interesting ways.
>>715414992The accidental leak of loli Pauline already clued people in that the game was more than it seemed
>>715414995>make the bananadium root look like a clitis nintendo literally fucking incapable of learning
>>715414942You're implying that Star Fox is ever going to get anything new to begin with. Star Fox is going straight to the F-Zero hole. All their attempts to do anything new with it completely flopped and there's nothing particularly new you can do with the series, it's just a generic rail shooter with furry characters which are the only aspects people like outside of the Star Wolf fight in 64
>>715414995"OG retro Pauline" was retconned to be Odyssey Pauline in Donkey Kong '94.
>>715411638>Banana aliensBanaliens
>>715414956If the Brother Bears were in, Hyle DKVine would have a heart attack
What's the quickest and easiest way to make $530 within the next few days?
>>715412378kremlin if he real
>>715415090It's K Rool's belly button
>>715411080Bowser beat him to death with a baseball bat after Mario Super Sluggers and buried him under home plate. And since they were on an island composed entirely of baseball parks where nobody could hear him scream he got away with it.
>>715415152Sell something
>>715415152Steal lego from walmart and flip on facebook marketplace
>>715414627Please understand, I'm autistic
Please don't tell me the tiny fucker just gets vore'd
How is anyone living this down
>>715415152Let me fuck your throat
>>715415142If just one of them was just chilling, it'd be enough
>>715415152let rich old men give you a banana slamma in your anus
>>715415152take it from your 401k, we are never retiring anyways
>>715415152Sell your body
>>715415231He doesn't. K Rool shoryukens him team rocket style.
>>715414759I've had a crackpot dream for a while that Xbox bends the knee and sells their properties to Nintendo. It really sucks that it's just being sat on, especially considering the way Odyssey plays and how a new Banjo game would be the same.
>>715415152if you have a car, do multiple food delivery apps at the same time and go to dense areas. I did that before and made 250 in a day of just driving around, honestly not too bad
>>715414995Btw has anyone already mentioned that looks like the tip of a penis?
>>715415152girl = k.rool
diddy = void kong
>the final boss theme is a heavy rock mix of gangplank and country's title theme.
>literally the coolest final boss nintendo has ever made
>sequelbait seems to imply some form of mario/dk team up
>>715414995>>715415170did this turn anyone else on or just meโฆ..
>>715414640>>becomes super sized kaiju>>dk bananza form is giant kongPlease let this be real
>>715413408That was before he caught the Rare boys taking off their pants in a bathroom.
>>715415303Again, grass is greener
Owning an IP != Having a team to work on it
If Nintendo owned Banjo-Kazooie that doesn't necessarily mean EPD would make one
I dunno why, but I love this image.
>>715414942Thanks for the motivation. I'm not giving up, I hoped for K. Rool and it paid off by the end of the day.
>>715415096Oh what a lovely nice post. We could even screenshot it to save it too. Surely it won't end up with anon having to eat his own pessimistic words.
>>715415361>sequel will have Bowser and King K Rool teaming up against Mario and Donkey KongHoly shit
>>715415391xananab confirmed? the crystal bananas are from his planet in jungle climber
>>715415391Heโs so fucking hideous, my god.
What you eating when the game releases? Im torned between making a peanutbutter n banana grilled sandwich, or a banana split
>>715415326WHY THE FUCK DID THEY LAUNCH THE SWITCH 2 WITH A MARIO KART THAT DIDN'T WANT TO BE MARIO KART INSTEAD OF THIS
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>>715412132>>715412041you guys need to stop getting hung up on Fredrick and recognize Bashmaster (polar bear) as the real KRool function of the game.
>>715414942>If we Roolfags were called obnoxious back in 2015 for not accepting that costume,I mean, we kind of did or at least had to
We already won when Ultimate came out and K. Rool was added because of how popular he was during the Ballot
The costume was a consolation prize but him being playable in the next system was always the plan
But yeah, fight for what you want just don't be an idiot who resorts to falsehoods and don't be annoying like I dunno compare Sakurai to 9/11 in his own twitter replies
>>715415478I'd be concerned if you found cartoon gorillas attractive desu
>>715414884Still doesn't work because Pauline said she was the one kidnapped in Odyssey
>>715415312fag
>>715415170great, so its even worse. some fags gonna mention how much boner fuel that shit is an-
>>715415353its you. its just you. you are lusting after the arbitrary, vague notion of a detail so vague that anon's in this very thread are not sure if its a dick, clit, a banana root or k rools belly. and despite this fucking wide range of possibilities, "what" isnt the main prorirty here, apparently. some dudes already slammin the salmon and they havent even clarified if they gotta say no homo or what. the fuck, guys. cant you guys wait like 3 fucking seconds. three fucking seconds for shit to get figured out BEFORE you whip it out?
>>715415096Anon, that's not the way to go about it. You have -
>>715415417Good on you. The same goes for all the other fandoms, that one period of hope from August to Halloween was magical and K. Rool's inclusion sparked a lot of people to push for their characters. I told them back then that they were gonna have to get really loud and persistent with their demands. Being thankful or grateful for scraps is how your IP stays at the bottom. Demanding more for your dollar is how you get what you want, even if it takes a little longer than expected.
>>715414307Can someone ask DK vine to confirm this?
>>715415391Am I the only one disappointed that they didn't keep the name Bananmond, as Diamond. I mean, there is a freaking Diamond on top of these things. Were the localizers REALLY thinking people would just get too confused and tongue tied for it, so they dumbed it down to Banandium? Also, now I can't stop thinking of Kamen Rider Build with relation to this whole thing. Now it makes sense why Gorilla and Diamond are best match.
>>715415631whose got the bigger dick
>>715414759>>715414816>banjo but ugly and soi and constantly sticking his tongue outno thanks
When Lanky Kong shows up how are these threads gonna take it?
>>715414956I know it's silly but if the bears were in, I wish they would vaguely mention Banjo and kazooie in a throwaway line. Something along the lines of:
>You know, I wonder if those puzzle pieces one of my brothers and his bird used to collect are made out of Banandium.>I hope those two are doing alright.
>>715415383Oh definitely not, and for the reason I mentioned with Odyssey they'd have less of a reason. At least you might get a mention once in a while.
Would be hilarious for Nintendo to own a IP like Conker.
>>715415657Get out of here with your Power Rangers faggotry
>>715415391New DK is so fucking awful.
>>715415657Based Buildchad.
>>715415716will the 64 kongs show up too?
>>715415476Huh, could be a reference
Looking forward to the 4 hour long DKVine lore video
>>715415326>literally the coolest final boss nintendo has ever madeI dunno, I fucking loved Raven Beak
>>715415662Pauline. Candy has bigger balls though.
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>>715415532>I mean, we kind of did or at least had toNot really. We didn't know Ultimate was around the corner, or that everyone was coming back so For was the game that had to count at the time. I remember the Kutthroats putting their ballots back in the box telling Sakurai or Nintendo that the costume wasn't what people wanted. May or may not have worked, but they knew that K. Rool was a big name that had support.
Again, at the time no one knew that Ultimate would be around the corner. Sakurai was working on it right after For. Midway into the Switch's life, yeah. Relatively early on, that was a surprise.
>>715415391Those poles in the background look like those climate giraffe things in that one Tropical Dong level in the Savannah. Houl SOVL.
>>715415735It'd be cute but the remaining "Nintendo hates Rare" conspiracists would go apeshit and try to comb through the Japanese script to debunk it
>>715415752People will post a funny face.
>>715415903Yeah but I meant complaining about the costume or not, K. Rool was pre-determined
K. Rool wasn't playable because people got mad at his Mii Costume
>>715415843NTA anon but I think so. Kirkhope said we're going to be hearing a lot more of the DK Rap than we know, which gives me hope
>>715415858>Golden Banana with a Diamond on topHMMM. No seriously, I don't know why people didn't point this out a while ago. Especially since that was the last real game with K. Rool. What if the power from this thing never really left him and after he fell from space, he died and the power took root in the Earth, waiting until something would awaken it and K. Rool would revive.
Kong Bananza is cooler than Rare DK by many orders of magnitude
>>715415735Imagine if Diddy Kong said something like "I haven't been this happy since one of my old friends finally got released from jail"
>>715415954Some anon will handstand, if they need to
>>715415985Yeah but 8DX was a Mario Kart that didn't hate being Mario Kart
>>715415978And to really drive it home, the costume was based on his RARE design, dark scales, gold armor and tail to boot. That's what made it sting more, but in hindsight, they knew.
Iwata definitely knew, good on him for proposing the ballot.
This whole Krool hype feels like one of those old gaming urban legends goose chases
Soulful as fuck. Cant wait for a post with an actual webm where everyone goes kongshit in replies.
Fuck the new DK still though, ugly feathered ass nigga.
>>715415579Same. The amount of fanart and love K. Rool had thanking Sakurai was just lovely. I hope Krystal can get her moment like that in the future. However, it's time for me to enjoy this game once it comes out.
>>715410723smashpedo post
>>715415496Safer bet for casuals. This game's still in the launch window, so it's not that big a deal.
if this is the Odyssey team's next project I will literally give Koizumi the best head he'll ever receive in his life
>Copyright strikes on Twitter uploads of the K. Rool image
Yup its real
>>715416163>DroolHuh, never noticed
>bayliss dk is dead but kremlings are back
What are DKfags thinking?
>>715414249K rool should have never been shelved, im just happy he's back for good now
>>715415683I would gladly get aid for either her or Poppy Kong
>>715415391People complain about the eyebrows but his puffy cheeks is what makes the design repulsive
>>715416139yeah the new DK has solidified me NOT buying the game no matter what. K rool just ensures that when we gain the ability to emulate, i'll go out of my way to do that.
>>715411025>>715414762>>715414695>>715415449I feel like k rool would be a bit too maniacal even for bowser to fully team up with, honestly
I genuinely don't get why people care so much about k.rool
he's cool but it's not like DK games have intricate character writing to make k.rool's presence a significant difference to the game
he's just the bad guy you beat at the end so whether he's in or not doesn't really mean much
>>715416048What the fuck did Bumper do to get thrown in jail?
>>715415683Candy appears so little in the games it's easy for me to forget she:
>exists>isn't a cartoon exclusive character>has been around as early as DKC1>has had multiple redesignsAt least Tiny was playable more than once, Lanky is a meme, and Chunky cameo'd in the movie. My brain just defaults to Dixie being the de facto girl, and I'm probably not alone in this
>>715416163I'm glad K. Rool's getting the red carpet treatment but I'd give a lot to have something similar happen to Wario Land. The best we got was Cracktus appearing in Move It.
>>715410564 (OP)There's something very repulsive about this "artstyle"
Leaks are getting copyright shot on twitter, its over, rage baiters lost, leak real
>>715413551what's this software?
>>715415657Now me personally, if they gave the (H)awks from DKC Returns some Gatling guns, that would also be a best match. There outta be a bamboo biome in this game so we could see a Panda enemy and maybe a Rocket barrel for some extra Retro Studios love, yknow?
>>715416163>Bananza director played every Donkey Kong game>Final game is a complete love letter to the seriesImagine that energy for Wario
>>715416208Seething xenofag gets btfo
I even enjoy the series but that fag probably did it to himself
>>715416303It's like if Bowser randomly disappeared when NSMB released
>>715416163I don't know why but I have a feeling Next Level making a new Wario Land/World is probably the next thing they'd revive, Wario with LM3 levels of polish would be incredible. But knowing Nintendo they're probably just making them shit out LM4 instead.
>>715416396Wizpig is not gonna show up
He's owned by Microsoft
Wouldnt it be funny if with DKs new design, K Rool was completely unchanged?
Imagine the miyamoto conspiracy meltdown.
>>715416303>I genuinely don't get why people care so much about k.roolWell he was the "bowser" of DK for many people, and to not have him be represented as the main villain seems to bug the hell out of their autism. As someone not particularly nostalgic for the DKC games, I don't really see the big deal either. I'm excited for Bananza purely from a gameplay perspective, but also just to have another Switch 2 game that can showcase what the system's capable of in this launch window.
Have the leaks confirmed any other kongs?
Funky, Swanky, Wrinkly, Candy, Tiny, Chunky, Kiddy, Lanky, etc?
>>715416479He is one of the characters from DKR that aren't owned by microsoft.
>>715416368Sometimes Nintendo will take down fake stuff if they feel like it will give a false idea of the product as well. Though I do agree in this case it is because it is real.
>>715416503Lanky was leaked in the vg thread a few times, apparently he is part of a side quest that involves Manky Kongs as well
>>715416576PROOFS ON THE TABLE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>715416530He's owned by Microsoft dude
>>715416303DKC1 was effectively my very first video game. I got a SNES with the game for Christmas of '94, so I'm immensely nostalgic for basically all aspects of DKC. Looking back, I had maybe only played a small handful of NES games at family's houses so... yeah. It's anecdotal but it's among my reasons for being a fan of the croc with a glock.
>>715416446LM4 is the better option because they have a good track record with the series and it fills a niche in Nintendo's catalog.
PLEASE BE IN THE GAME
PLEASE BE IN THE GAME
PLEASE BE IN THE GAME
PLEASE BE IN THE GAME
PLEASE BE IN THE GAME
>>715416665That is interesting. I was sure that the DKR remake only had characters Nintendo owned since Banjo and Conner were removed
>>715416724If there gonna be another known Kong in the game it's him because he was in the movie.
>>715416704LM4 with Waluigi except heโs caught when off the job, and heโs wearing casual clothes and it turns out his real name is just Chuck or something.
>>715416724Ok, now you are asking too much
>>715416678If K. Rool is in the game? Great.
But if he's not? That won't detract from the experience for me whatsoever. I'm just looking forward to a cool new 3D DK game on Switch 2. I genuinely don't give a fuck about who the villain is because I'm not THAT autistic.
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>>715416208I've been on the fence about it because you never know but this is finally what pushed me over the edge into the 100% "I believe" category. They do the same thing whenever Pokemon leaks happen.
>>715416530the only dkr characters not owned by microsoft are diddy and krunch
>>715416834So why haven't we seen ONE clip of gameplay?
>>715416303I don't care because no one can use the Kremlings or K. Rool properly anyways. Him just showing up as "King K. Rool" with regular ass Kritters without even wearing a miner hat and being called Prospektor K. Roollion is disgusting.
>>715416665I still think Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts should have used more DKR themes/characters considering how vehicular it is. It literally had a T.T. in it but it was a different character for some reason.
>>715415683II feel the same way I think it's because she just doesn't look like donkey kong character. Like what's up with the human woman shaped ape?
All I need in the game is chunky and funky
>>715414580that saddened ridley panel gets me every fucking time
>>715416208>assholes for XenobladeContext? I imagine this is about the OST, since Nintendo loves to take down those kinds of videos for their music app and he has a music related name.
>>715415894gross, faggot. why would you want big balls instead of soft, cute, twinky balls
>>715416303Any series worth its salt needs a good and memorable antagonist, K rool was already that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttK_pBRtKes
>>715416881Because someone on their Discord is in this fucking thread (and the previous ones) watching you faggots seethe. Literally. That is precisely what is happening.
Does k rool still try to vore you with his blunderbuss?
>>715416787I think they were only removed because they had their own series. Microsoft wasn't using the other characters in anything else so they let Nintendo use them
>>715397341>I don't understand why people think the image is fakeBecause Donkey Kong is like 50-100% larger than the chimps. And yet here he is tiny as fuck.
>>715416935People spoiling Xenoblade casually (3 IIRC).
>>715416957So you're saying this whole thing is cooked up by discord faggots trying to troll the board and possibly scam people? What a surprise.
>>715416935It's a reference to the time the Rex harem got spoiled around XC3's release.
>>715417005What? Seriously? It's been like, 2 years. If you haven't played it by now, expect spoilers. That's just the name of the game.
>>715416665Microsoft own all the characters except Krunch and Wizpig
>>715416935judging by the media tab, it's either a sheboon or a literal homosexual getting mad about nothing
>>715417034I couldn't even be mad when that got spoiled. I was grinning ear to ear the ENTIRE day at work and no one knew why I was so happy.
>>715416704>Next Level forced to make Luigi's Mansion and whatever dogshit spinoff Nintendo mandates until the end of time like with MSBL and MPFFFor the love of christ just let them make what they want like with Punch-Out!! Wii
>>715417021No, the screenshots are probably real, but the Discord members are dripfeeding everything for us.
>>715416965Microsoft I understand but Nintendo accepting characters they donโt own for a remake of DKR is strange to me especially since by that time they basically had enough Kongs to fill the roster. Iโm glad they kept them but it is interesting
>>715417089That's literally merch of Wizpig saying he's owned by Microsoft
>>715417121Some people make avoiding spoilers a core tenet of how they consoom media... even though often times, research suggests that having some idea of what you're getting into (ie, not just blind) often times increases e joyment of whatever it is you're about to consoom.
>>715416665>>715417089Nintendo actually got all the characters back except Banjo and Conker because microsoft never used them or went into the handheld market, they are all in Diddy Kong racing DS from 2007
>>715417165It's because Rare made the remake
>>715417143The discord that you have to pay to get in? Lol right. Just like that super secret switch 2 emulator that didn't totally wind up being a scam...which was also a pay to get in sort of system.
>>715414759Super Mario Odyssey is the best Banjo-Kazooie game as far as gameplay is concerned. But it's impossible to capture that old Rare charm. Rare couldn't do it, and Playtonic couldn't do it. That was a product of circumstance. Just the tone of extremely British humor filtered through that era's NoA is something that can't be replicated.
>>715417227Nigga....the merchandise is dated 2022
Microsoft owns Timber and Wizpig
>>715417263It's not truly over until Toadsworth appears again
>>715417241God damnit roody poo, what the fuck are you on about? Take your meds
>>715417292Both companies are allowed to use them then
>>715417295Toadsworth is unironically more popular when he's "dead"
>>715417227Rare developed Diddy Kong Racing DS, Microsoft was still involved
>>715417368Nintendo can use them with MS's permission, yes
>>715417135Well they actually wanted to make a Metroid game since they pitched it to Nintendo. Next Level I donโt think is in the mines as Battle League started before the acquisition and unlike Rare Nintendo was scared to let them so they bought them. Nintendo is probably never gonna touch PunchOut again because people are way to sensitive but they seem like Monolith where they are important enough to get leeway. Nintendo let Retro workshop a failed idea for years and then they didnโt even for Metroid on them they willing choose it.
>>715416303>final boss of some of the greatest platformers of all time>Silly yet somehow menacing design>Gets up after credits start rolling>Extremely good Theme>antagonist of the infamous DKC TV show>dissappear for 10+ years>becomes a smash never ever>smash reveal brought on a wave of memes that boosted his popularity
>>715417352not your schizo boogayman. Show me a video and I'll believe you. All of these summerfags don't seem to understand how criminally easy it is to fake a low quality image.
>>715417005Also worth mentioning there has been a notable uptick in people getting into the Xenoblade series recently, and live tweeting their experiences in very annoying weeaboo fashion, so it's possible that he got smacked with all sorts of spoilers from the games.
>>715417368Nigga take the L
The DS remake's own copyright makes it clear Nintendo only owns the Kongs and Kremlings
>>715415882He was too easy
Just shoot the sun for infinite health
>>715416163if that means bringing back part of treasure team that worked on it i'm in
>>715410658>entire race of Kremlings went extinctpour one out for him... he's gone...
>>715417474>low qualityThereโs several high res pictures of multiple enemies. Youโre starting to sound like Smash 3DS leak deniers.
>>715413325This would be tanabe not miyamoto.
>>715417572You think he would have been in Barrel Blast had Paon known Nintendo owned him?
>>715417445MS also can only use them with Nintendo's permission
>>715417494Microsoft and Nintendo have had an of relationship because of Rare and by id I mean Microsoft gets some licensing fees and Nintendo makes all the money
>>715417624We know how co-ownerships work
If Nintendo co-owned Wizpig it'd say so one the image of the Fangamer merch
How would you anons feel about the Snowmads and Tikitak coming back?
Personally I feel like the DK universe having multiple factions beyond the Kongs and Kremlings is cool, and it'd be neat to have games that feature more then one at once having situational alliances or conflicts with each other
Like imagine a strategy or tactics game spinoff where you could use each one
If Microsoft owns wizpig then why are there pictures of him in Bananza?
>>715417685Microsoft probably don't want people to know. They are a scummy company.
>>715417574And you're starting to remind me of this guy.
The game is in 4K. We can't get one high quality image that doesn't look like a doctored phone screencap?
The Kongs and Krunch are the only DKR characters owned by Nintendo, this has been discussed to death for 20 years.
>>715417729No pics have been shown so far aside from a crappy edit job
Face it pumpkin, Wart has a better chance of returning
Why can Nintendo determine piracy but can't determine that somebody is playing a game early? Genuinely asking
>>715417715I'd be down for it but Kremlings need to be in traditional DKC again before we branch off to expanded rogues galleries again
>>715417765Before 2007 that was true, but Nintendo co-owns all the characters that reappeared in the DS game now
>>715417813Right now you really canโt pirate Switch 2 games so it is just early copies
>>715417514Only two of them are seemingly still in game development, the guy who directed Samurai Maiden, and some programmer who works at M2 now
K. Rool gods, we're going home...?
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>>715417754>The game is in 4K.
People claimed Diddy and Dixie weren't back
they are
They keep using DKC music in trailers
They're bringing back DKC level themes at least in challenge levels
You turn into other animals like DKC2 and 3
Why is it so hard to think K. Rool is back? He's literally in smash.
>>715417813The game key bullshit was specifically designed to solve this, but for whatever reason Nintendo didn't feel like using it for their in-house titles
>>715417729If it doesn't have ugly pixelated shadows it's fake.
>>715417856According to what copyright info?
>>715417813If they legally purchased the game thanks to a store fucking up, Nintendo can't do shit besides take down early footage
>>7154179141440p at the worst. Cry me a river. I'm looking over these "leaked" images and they're all extremely small in shitpost tier resolutions like 819 x 415. Like some shitty image someone threw together in paint real fast. Every single so called high definition image has been extremely tiny. So yeah, I'm a bit confused right now if you actually expect me to believe this horseshit
Waiting and rocky bananas...3 more days.
>>715412895>>715413551>people are STILL falling for this AI sloppa
>>715417971Diddy Kong Racing DS.
I like Archie as much as the next lad but why would he be in donkey kong.....
>>715418014>Nintendo copyright striking it on TwitterOH NO NO NO
>>715408410>>715403917>>715417925>Why is it so hard to think K. Rool is back? He's literally in smash.Smash bros isn't the reason he's back. Banjo still has nothing with that.
>>715416208>xenoinfants think they can own dk fans with this infoLmao
>>715417813You would need to be connected to internet to play physical games which would be really gay
>>715418008Right now I expect you to go lay an egg, tourist. Which shitty board did you crawl out from? /gif/? That'd make the most sense desu
>>715418153I'm not saying he's back because of smash bros but he's clearly not forgotten either and it fits into this game
This is the first DK game that is clearly pandering to DKC fans since DKC
why wouldn't they use him?
>>715411113>>715411607Would be neat if it turns out his original name fit the naming scheme, but he changed it out of embarrassment.
>>715418219You're not scaring anyone 'cord kiddie. I was here long before you and I've seen more fake leaks than I can count. This shit is fake as fuck. Run back to your 'cord and cook up some more bullshit because this aint it.
>>715418264Doubt it niglet
>>715417925Because they see the Mario universe and its subsidiaries solely through the lens of Mario Kart.
DK is the funny monkey from Mario Kart whose spinoff game series was never important.
Coherent storytelling does not exist in Nintendo games because Mario Kart has Mario co-existing with his baby and metal selves.
Eww, why would you want DKC, Warioware or RPG characters in Mario Kart when you could have the Moo Moo Meadows Cow or a bunch of unrelated guys from Super Smash Bros?
>>715418153That's just Microsoft being lazy stupid assholes with their IPs and devs.
>>715417937Nintendo knows every single button and every single touch screen spot you press
>hmmm how is this gaijin playing this game before it comes out? lock the cartridge and tell him to try again when it releases
>>715418292There is no way you're over the age of 23
You are a child who came here probably because you saw a tiktok about it. Go the fuck back to your shitcord and don't ever post here again.
>>715418008Nintendo is copyright striking the images
You lost
Mandate schizos lost
Rare won
>>715418421You don't play video games.
>>715418365I wish I were still in my 20s, retard-kun. I was posting before you even knew about this website and I'll be posting on it long after you die from asphyxiation via semen. I wouldn't be caught dead using trannycord btw, I have a hunch it's how you set up your bukkake meetups though
>>715418589And you want me to believe you've been on this site for how many years and you still can't recognize a fake leak when you see one? If you are really my age, it just reminds me that the average person is a fucking retard. No amount of age or experience will cure you of your retardation I'm afraid.
>>715418308Eh, I wouldn't want to force Rare to make one anyways
>>715410934The image that broke the brains of antiwizpigfags
>>715418689Sorry anon you're lost in the sauce. I'll see you on launch day, my NNID is
>>715418589What the fuck are you going on about little nigga
All I've been doing on this website the past month is shitposting/schizposting about K. Rool since the direct and I didn't even believe myself he could make it in. What is this
>>715418689Not him but I think youโre just mad about falling for the grinch leak and are coping about it being fake despite that being basically impossible, especially with things like the background detail and banandium root matching up with background elements in trailer shots
Stop autistinigger posting and tell me DEFINITIVELY if he's in or not. NOW!
>>715418856He's in, now carry on anon
>>715418856Heโs in slownigger canโt you see the fucking picture
>>715418770I was literally one of the few people calling out the grinch leak as bullshit, everyone tried to gaslight me, THEN they pretended they were skeptics the whole fucking time. I've seen many leaks. Most wind up being fake. There's no reason these images should be this low resolution. There's no reason we shouldn't have video by now. Well there is one reason. Because it's fucking fake!
>>715418689I bet you were one of the folks screaming that the ESRB leak was fake too.
>>715418741This is, absolute power
>>715418959Post dogeza when you're wrong.
is the kaiju fight ending real?
>>715418959>>715418770I believed it until Artsy Omni's analsysis comparing the background of the leak banner with the later-revealed blank version of the banner, which showed that the leak banner had differences in the unobscured versions of the background from the official version
>>715419038Is this the new smoking gun now? Because Nintendo deleted an image of a guy who claimed he was going to leak it?
Just post the video already bro. where is the video??? Because you don't HAVE a fucking video you lying sack a shit!
>>715416496Wait until december you triple faggot
See, I would have made this a prequel to all DK games and made K. Rool some ancient Conqueror that got himself and his crew trapped by the "mother core". Then have DK fight whateve entity is guarding the core, unintenitonally releasing K.Rool, who becomes the final boss in a "Kremling Land" final world.
>>715419038Or Box leak. God I remember those days, once that happened I knew the Grinch leak had to be fake, since the Box lined up with everything that we knew. As it had to be an echo fighter and a new comer and they hadn't yet revealed the Pokemon for the new game.
>>715419120Box leak is how I knew grinch leak was fake as fuck. When Incineroar came I was not surprised in the least, but watching the meltdowns was hilarious.
I'm willing to believe a leak if enough lines up. So far, nothing is lining up with this K. Rool leak and everything we've seen could be easily faked. I haven't seen a single argument against that other than "just have to believe bro".
People are falling for it because they desperately want it to be true. The grinch leak played on those emotions as well.
>>715419115I'm still wondering if it is a prequel. The Kremlings could come from underground or at least have been trapped there for a long time, and DK accidentally sets them free, and this is their first meeting.
>>715419115If you haven't already, read the Gash/Zatch Bell manga, the anime diverged entirely from it's plot and never adapted a lot of material, plus there's a sequel manga now.
Read it on Mangadex with the "NEW fan translation" by the Zatch Bell Makai group (it's only done to volume 9ish but MD will just automatically switch you over to older scans once you get past then: MD still has the content even after the purge, tho it won't get new chapters of the sequel or the makai translation of the original from now on, like today's sequel chapter isn't uploaded there), then read the Gash Cafes (the "Kanzenban extras" chapter listing) and Gaiden chapter (the "Kanzenban Special Book" chapter listing) before starting the sequel
>>715419075Buddy, this dude posted the K Rool pic and Nintendo nuked it. Use your head. The last time they did that was during the ESRB leak fiasco, which was 100% legit.
>>715415152pretend to be a shota and scam p*dos.
>>715419231>So far, nothing is lining up with this K. Rool leak and everything we've seen could be easily faked.There's an entire image showing things lining up.
>>715410714 Christ dude. You still have yet to bring up a counter-argument against the Twitter copyright strikes. Which, by the way, have been applied to several people trying to post screens over there, not just one guy.
>post yfw there's a postgame "layer" aboveground, and it's DK Island primarily inspired by DK64
>>715419453The only thing lining up in that image is schizophrenia.
>>715410564 (OP)great another thread autosaged
>>715419453Maybe Nintendo doesn't want people spreading around fake leaks for their upcoming game. They've clearly gone through a lot of effort to shut down leaks from happening in the first place. I don't think they like the idea of people attempting to leak the game period, whether what they're posting is legit or not.
>>715419807I can't say I remember them ever copyright striking fake leaks before.
>>715414640wait so the leak was real?
>>715419887They apparently took down the KOS MOS fake leak for Smash
>>715419629I would sooner expect to have NDC, where we get a post game fight against Mario who thinks DK kidnapped a little girl.
>>715420005Nintendo letting you fight their mascot with him as an antagonist again, misinformed or not, seems less likely than them doing a retread of one of Odyssey's most memorable parts. Now all the classic Kongs being there? That might be the less expected part if it somehow happened. Think it's just going to be Funky.