Thread 712545504

When the hell are we getting more news on this

before july 17th
just live your life honey

>>712545504 (OP)
idk, nintendo been posting some gifs on twitter to promote it.

>>712545572
I am but it’s weird how this is supposedly the system’s odyssey equivalent and we only have one trailer

>>712545746
still more than a month. chill

They've shown off all they can

>>712545504 (OP)
June 24. I have no proof I just feel a spiritual connection to that date

>>712545746
DK is fine but Switch 2's Odyssey equivalent will be an actual Mario game.

>>712545504 (OP)
god these cases are so ugly.

>>712546020
The red makes them look backwards

>>712546020
I think they're gorgeous. box art for Bananza is also 10/10

>>712545504 (OP)
Literally what news do you want?

You make holes and collect bananas. And Donkey Kong looks ugly now

>>712545504 (OP)
Either a Direct, or a trailer drop. Nintendo usually puts something out 4 weeks before release and this is the biggest Switch 2 exclusive they have for the rest of the year so far

>>712546179
>I think they're gorgeous.
just straight up lying to defend nintendo is why everyone hates you people now and it's only fanatics and braindead kids and normies buying nintendo stuff today. it's objectively ugly covers with a way too big bar, which they did so kids understand it's a different console

>>712545504 (OP)
I worry this game with decisively less platforming doesnt do as well and as such DK is put back on the shelf because "people just dont like DK I guess" when they should have just made Odyssey 2: starring DK, just swap cappy for a magic tie that does the same shit, tweak the movement a little and theme it more around Donkey Kong

>>712545746
Nintendo have proved time and time again that they dont need to hype up games much at all for them to sell huge amounts

>>712545504 (OP)
All I want to know is if it will have multiplayer party games like DK 64 did

>>712546595
Its going to sell millions on the issue alone that there is not much else to play yet

I will never play a Wokey Kong game

Bring back Rare DK the REAL DK

The Nintendo way is to say next to nothing, then two weeks before release, do a direct which arguably reveals too much to take away from what would have been nice surprises.

>>712546861
Thats fair I guess, I didnt buy a switch 2 because of the lack of games, and DK is probably the game that would sell me a switch, but thats wholly contingent on DK being an actual Odyssey game and not just "SMASH THE SHIT" the game

>>712546974
They is likely at least one core mechanic they havent shown yet

>>712545746
We'll be getting more news on Splatoon Raiders too.
And presumably other games.

So we're definitely getting a Direct soonish.

>>712547072
MAGIC TIE MAGIC TIE MAGIC TIE!!!!
the cappy mechanics MADE Odyssey.

>>712545504 (OP)
Probably in the next week or two along with a Metroid Prime 4 release date, Nintendo has sucked at making trailers or promoting their games recently.

>>712545746
at least you guys have release date, we prime4fags still have to guess wich month it will release.

>>712546020
>>712546540
They look a lot better in real life.

>>712546595
>>712546974
>>712547231
It's a DK game not a Mario game. Making it an Odyssey clone with a DK skin would be lame

>>712545504 (OP)
Donkey Kong historically has never been a system seller but they're pushing it like one. Why now? Why the theme park?

>>712546540
I genuinely really like the red bar and box. Honestly. People who keep complaining about it are fucking weird. It looks fucking good.

>>712545504 (OP)
There is a 40 minute gameplay demo online, which appears to show at least the base mechanics of the game

>>712547329
Man, nintendo is doing a horrible job with info as of recent

>>712545504 (OP)
The June Direct.

>>712547539
Here's the link, not sure what more you could ask for as a Nintendo fan

https://youtu.be/KvbELoTuI6s?si=LdukCBiZNuzUMR5d

>>712545504 (OP)
I've seen enough, it genuinely looks bad.

>>712547458
Making it a non platformer retard game about breaking rocks is worse

>>712547231
>>712547072
>>712547231
>>712546595
I'm betting on the return of various animal buddies and some ability oddrock can do that we haven't seen yet.

>>712547713
It looks fun to me

>>712547598
It looks like a tech demo for destructible environments more than anything, it doesn't strike me as appealing although I'm sure some people will like it.

>>712547713
They briefly showed off some 2D platforming sections reminiscent of the DKC games so there's that at least, but yeah if the 3D gameplay is nothing but breaking shit it will grow real tiring real fast

>>712545504 (OP)
I don't care about Wokey Kong's Zesty Soiface Adventure. Sorry "ma'am"

>>712547598
This looks like a SnakePass kind of game where "for a 20 dollar game by Sumo Interactive its real good" for a 70 dollar game from Nintendo this is embarassing

>>712548064
keep crying

>>712547928
I think that's the point. It is just a tech demo of the smashing system.

>>712547598
Why does the sound aggressively cut out when youre breaking terrain

June 17th or 18th / 24th or 25th aka the next direct

It’s gonna be a $70 tech demo that’s 5-6 hours long lmao

I had a funny dream where I was playing through the game, cranky kept calling banana hoard thief a crock-snouted-crook, and then the thief and real final boss is revealed as Wart

>>712547409
>game covers still have art on the inside of the case
>case is made of red plastic so the art looks like shit
what were they thinking?

>>712551203
What are you on about? The red looks good.

>>712547908
This level does, true. Of course it's just introducing you to the base mechanics, the hope - as other anons have pointed out- is that there are more yet to be revealed mechanics and maybe even forms. Also figures you'll get to play as the other Kongs and I imagine they'll each have their own unique move and skill set.

I'll be honest though, I love games like this where everything is destructable. Something about breaking and destroying environments it just fun to me, I could run around doing that alone all day and never get bored.

>>712548064
I don't know why anons who don't own either Switch system enter these threads just to make up lies and try and stir up seethe. Do you really have nothing better going on in your life? Adults are in the room trying to discuss games WE are interested in. If you aren't, just move along. It's actually cowardly, if you did this irl you'd get swung on, full-stop.

>>712545504 (OP)
they made donkey look like a nortubel character

>>712546393
/thread
game looks like a boring collectathon

>>712545504 (OP)
Reminder that all 3 of these games are supposed to come out in 2025 but still have no date

>>712551626
I almost got annoyed. Almost. If you removed the "full-stop" I would have fallen for the bait.

>>712545504 (OP)
Nin-toddlers would rather die than not shill the latest Bing Bing Wahoo, is that it?.

>>712546393
Fuck off with this meme. You never cared what he looked like before.

>>712551517
Yeah, I dunno. Unless there's foundational changes to me the game seems like the digital equivalent of popping bubble wrap.

But there's people that love to pop bubble wrap even if I think it gets old fast, it's cool that the game is seemingly made for you though. I hope you enjoy it.

>>712551889
Pokemon Legends is October 16

>>712552350
Well it's like how hopping around in Odyssey and playing with the tech is fun and roaming around BOTW and hunting or exploring is fun. I don't neccesarily need the game to handcuff me to a particular gameplay loop or plot on rails to enjoy it. That's been most of Nintendo's philosophy with their games though, that they're fun even independent of the main story. That they're fun mechanically in and of themselves. Saying it's the digital equivalent of 'popping bubble wrap' is a little insulting. It's more akin to me sitting around sketching or playing the guitar with no particular aim involved: the act of just doodling or playing guitar is fun in and of itself. But then when I want to, I can really drill a particular song for an upcoming performance, or draw a particular character for a friend. That's how I look at it.

>>712547971
The guy who made this is about of fucked in the head as the average troon.

Monkey's like Tiny Kong owe me sex!

>>712547971
>have artistic talent
>waste it on schizobabble about how the nintendo monkey is homo propaganda because he makes a funny face
Genuinely infuriates me, imagine having the ability to draw anything and choosing this. Talent is wasted on these dumb faggots.

>>712545504 (OP)
In early July when they announce the delay to September.

>>712547409
Kind of but they're still incredibly ugly, easily the ugliest design Nintendo has had in a long time. Pretty much anything else would have looked nicer.

>>712553649
These are pretty basic sketches, if you took a drawing course at a community center or mueseum you could gain this level of profficency by the end of the course, probably sooner. Painting is where the real skill lies.

t. anon who used to think he had zero artistic talent but got very competent in sketch by the middle of the course and very good at sketch by the end.

>>712553459
She looks like a sonic character

>>712547515
Red is an aggressively garish color that will ruin any more subtle boxart. It's used for warnings for a reason and no normal person would want their phone, car or walls to be in it. The big bar takes space away from the art or covers way more of it-there is no good reason to want that. On top of everything else it's a weird aspect ratio so every game that isn't a Switch 2 exclusive won't even get the intended composition/alignment. Not even mentioning the big "SWITCH 2 VERSION" under the game logo because the huge bar somehow isn't enough.

Denying even this and going "nananana thing is great" just makes you look slimy and duplicitous and like in eternal cope mode. The only group of people I see constantly doing that is "groypers" (mentally ill cult of pedo incels).

>>712551889
I can see Pokemon coming out, they ship those whether they're done or not. I can see Metroid getting delayed but they could probably hit 2025, if they wanted. I don't think there's any way that Kirby comes out this year, no gameplay whatsoever or even details on it? Nah, not happening.

>>712553881
All of those look worse than what they actually went with.

>>712553881
really like that first one

>>712554009
Yeah the boxart design is fucked on Swtich 2, there's so much bullshit it looks like a placeholder for preorders with a lot of weird legalize shit, just disgusting. Just another reason to stick to digital, I guess.

>>712554009
Red is the best color and the boxes need more of it to make up for all the shitty box art studios make now.

Nintendo direct next week, with the new dk game presentation afterwards

>>712553932
I'm aware, I draw too and have taken courses, but I still struggle a lot with improving and it pisses me off to see people who are further along than I am are using it for retarded nonsense. If I could draw anything I wanted I'd dedicate my life to creating beautiful things.

>>712554009
switch 2 covers somehow make wii u covers look good

>>712554216
nta but I don't think most people have a problem with the red, it's all the bullshit and wasted space that people have a problem with. The Switch 1 case looks elegant in comparison to the Switch 2 case.

>>712554236
creating holes isn't anything new, we really don't need two presentations to explain this gameplay

>>712554378
kek it really ist he most tendie thing one can say

>>712554237
Then maybe you are just talentless or had bad instruction. Everyone in my 4 week course meeting once a week for 2 hours got very good by the end. The sketches you're talking about in that DK image are like as barebones as you can get as well. There isn't even shading involved, which is the more difficult part.

>>712554251
Wii U cases were cool, I liked that it payed homage to the Gamecube cover. And those discs with the rounded edges were good.

Red cases should go back to being for Mario games

Cranky is confirmed, but where are Diddy, K Rool, Dixie, Rambi, Funky, Lanky, Swanky, Chunky, Wrinkly & Kandy Kong?!!
(Bonus but unlikely : Kalypso & Kludge)
>>712553459
If she appears ingame and looks like this
INSTANT BUY

>>712554468
If this game is really made by epd8 they should milk it even more

>>712553881
Talking in hyperboles doesn't serve your argument. You need more nuance & explanation, anon.

>>712554867
Nah, it's just ugly. You're retarded if you can't see that.

>>712551889
I keep thinking Kirby is supposed to come out next year.

>>712554216
>Red is the best color
Sure if you want it to distract from the actual art.
>boxes need more of it to make up for all the shitty box art studios make now.
Oh that is what you want, I see.

And you ignore the rest, ofc.

>>712554251
At least baby blue only really clashes with darker boxarts. Red clashes with everything that isn't red--that's why we use it for signs.

>>712554757
it's definitely not made by the same people who made mario odyssey if this what this means

>>712546179
hows that nintendo cock taste?

>>712551889
>3 switch 1/yuzu games
damn people have to be clinically retarded to buy a switch 2 this early, rewarding nintendo with good sales for doing nothing. switch 2 will have a godawful lineup throughout the entire generation again.

>>712555607
>switch 2 will have a godawful lineup throughout the entire generation again.
>again
Tendies literally believe Switch 1 had a good line-up though. Either they are too young or too autistic to remember Nintendo's output 20 years ago
>supporting GBA
>7 Metroid games in 5 years
>2 Metroid Primes on GameCube
>2 Pikmins
>2 unique Zelda games
>IPs like Paper Mario, Smash Bros. Lugi's Mansion, Pikmin, Metroid Prime, etc. were actually still new and not the 20th rehash
>important exclusive third-parties (or at least regional or timed)
>good third-party ports and sometimes the best

Switch 1 had a good first year but then it was just insultingly bad

>>712555923
>Either they are too young or too autistic to remember Nintendo's output 20 years ago
after wii and wii u you get used to the drought

>>712556068
Wii unironically had a better exclusive line-up than Switch 1. There was some dope shit that would've never existed without it

Switch technically doesn't even have a Zelda game, it has a Wii U port and a glorified complete edition and it runs both like shit (Nintendo clearly paid for the 10/10 scores)

Why do you sony types feel the need to constantly seethe about nintendo's games. Just play all your fun playatation games instead.

>>712558407
I hate Sony and nutendo because neither make a lot of good games today and both do DEI shit, though

>>712558407
not everyone who has a switch and plays nintendos games are mindless drones that gurgle their cum like you

>>712558516
>Nintendo DEI mind showing me an example?
>>712558768
You sound mad but I dont really understand what you are mad at.

>>712545504 (OP)
>$70

>>712558875
>>Nintendo DEI mind showing me an example?
Literally every remaster because muh modern sensibilities

>>712551889
Kirby is november
Metroid is september
Pokemon is october

>>712559490
gender role erasure

>>712545504 (OP)
you have the release date what more do you want?

>>712545504 (OP)
any news on starfox and fzero?

>>712545504 (OP)
I will never spend more than 60 dollars on a video game.

>>712545504 (OP)
I'm assuming there will be a new direct sometime next week

>>712547971
This is actually funny as fuck if you look at it through an ironic lens

>>712545504 (OP)
wait it's not out? what the FUCK did the 2 launch with??

>>712547971
>Ooooh... wokenana
>banana forms the communist symbol
Kek

>>712554590
Wii U discs felt so good to hold

>>712560918
A mediocre Mario Kart

>>712545504 (OP)
where is SHE?

>>712545504 (OP)
Imagine being an adult and caring about this.

>>712545832
Barely.

>>712547971
This

>>712560886
I mean, you're supposed to take it ironically.
>st*pid

>>712561259
is that pauline? who is the human wtf is happening?

>>712561478
>filename
kek

>>712561917
Everything needs some little girl sidekick now, pedo normalization is real.

Would the 3DS cases been better for Switch 2 games? Better for Nintendo? Better for customers? Aesthetically? Or would there be brand/visual confusion?

also, Bananza pre-order trailer will be released next week on its own. July's direct will likely be a third party direct.

>>712562202
>literally s-stop you little brat

>>712561917
>is that pauline?
Nobody knows yet.

>>712562339
Who told you that?

>>712545504 (OP)
There's videos on mechanics on the Nintendo Today app

>>712559490
Thats your smoking gun?

>>712561259
>>712562468
>dark-haired, blue-eyed, freckled loli
AAAAAHHH
I wish they'd reveal her full design already, dangit. I need the fanart machine to go into full swing.

>>712554867
Not him but the one they have now just has a ton of wasted space. Those mock ups at least utilize the unnecessarily long red line with a bigger logo. Switch 1's covers look a lot more elegant with the tiny logo in a tiny red square in the corner, there's even more of the box art to view on those.

>>712562202
good, about time

>>712553649
Its a funny image, get over yourself, you pansy nigger. The new design looks s0i as fuck btw

>>712563025
It is not.

>>712563025
You niggas try entirely too hard.

>>712562529
>the game releases in only a month
>there were two back-to-back Directs a few months ago
>Switch 2 just released, so a Direct would interrupt the festivities
>the Splatoon spin-off was announced on its own, despite it being a worthwhile announcement
>the Nintendo Today app has been advertising DKB
>with the conclusion of Summer Games Fest, many games have been announced, few, if none with a Switch 2 release
>this would leave the perfect opportunity for third-party games to show their support for the Switch 2 after the masses conclude their time with Mario Kart World and see the power of Cyberpunk portable (yes, the Steam Deck exists, but we're talking about the mainstream)
Elementary, my dear Anonson.

>>712563307
>>712563331
Nah, it looks faggy as fuck, (not) sorry that upset you to hear.

>>712562575
>Thats your smoking gun?
It's the example you asked for of them pozzing up their games like everyone else does it, yes. And it's worse than for example removing male/female from Miis (which is another "smoking gun") because it shows they don't even stop at their most critically acclaimed series.

I can't stand this smear campaign against Donkey Kong.

>>712553649
>schizo
Leftoid spotted, really helping your case arguing that the new DK isn't gay and onions

>>712547971
>game revolves around Donkey Kong destroying everything with his fists
>erm... actually Donkey Kong is soft now
Why is /v/ like this?

>>712563539
How would a Direct interrupt the festivities?
If anything, a Direct would make the festivities even more festive.

>>712563552
good thing for you that there is no donkey kong in this game. he's chilling at his new place.

>>712563697
DK was always aggro. You ignore that this is the first time he acts like a total pussy scared of stones and makes gay anime faces when he sees phallic bananas and that they literally changed his design specifically so that he can show these emotions (while looking weird when trying to look angry because they have to pull his new brow ridge all the way up)

>>712563764
I wish Shigeru Miyamoto would post here.

>>712563703
Over-stimulation. Nintendo wants their customers to enjoy Mario Kart World on its own, without a thought on what comes next. This honeymoon phase shouldn't last too long, and that's when they'll announce the pre-orders for Donkey Kong Bananza next week.

>>712563539
>>Switch 2 just released, so a Direct would interrupt the festivities
That's retarded. Who the fuck wouldn't want to see more games announced for their new system? I sure as fuck want to see more because it feels barren as fuck right now.

>>712563984
who you think makse all the posts shitting on trannies

>>712563952
>showing emotions is bad

>>712563539
>>Switch 2 just released, so a Direct would interrupt the festivities
Driving in a straight line in Mario Kart World?

>>712545504 (OP)
July 16th, meanwhile watch these:
https://youtu.be/SeiAUWG7Zlo?si=-l-_tJjqs_9cG9-8
https://youtu.be/cfIQ4JJKGAo?si=m3Hhl9TjrIr8oddr

I’m going to be quite disappointed if this is all the 3D Mario team has done since Odyssey

>>712564007
I feel like Nintendo is hiding something from us, that they are dripfeeding old information from the game every 3-4 days, such as controls and game mechanics we've already known about for the past 2 months.

>>712564296
It isn't.

>>712545504 (OP)
I was betting on 2 weeks after the console release, so maybe next week

Is there more to this game than monke grab rock and monke smash things?

>>712564296
It is

>>712554237
Why draw if you aren't going to make funny meme garbage?

>>712564132
>>showing emotions is bad
For a primitive literal ape? Yes you can show too many emotions. I know for gay furries this is hard to comprehend but not every animal character has to act like a gay furry

And the ugly show you just posted literally made similar mistakes Bananza did, funnily enough. Rubber brow ridge and no corner folds (though sometimes it has them, it's weird)

>>712564132
Making s0i faces is bad, yes.

>>712564464
What else you need for fucks sake?

>>712547971
i love how this picture triggers the shit out of tendies every time

>>712564658
Why are you calling the Donkey Kong Country show ugly?

>>712564132
Welcome to unironic toxic masculinity.
West has strange obsession with men being as stoic and showing no emotion on top of never asking help. Then we wonder why suicide is so common with men under 50yo.
Being kind is seen as weakness as well. It's kinda fucked up honestly. No wonder why so many like anime where MCs actually cry, show empathy, are loyal, and aims to be strong to help others. But anime in general is considered "tranime" for that reason alone.

>>712564701
Level design? You being able to climb and break everything makes the game look aimless and without any point.

>>712564768
I think it's just the same drawfag getting mad about it or about the fact that not all drawfags are literal fags.

>>712564029
That's why there's going to be a third-party direct to show off what the Switch 2 can do.
>>712564312
That is a possibility. Whether that's a good or bad thing will be known on July 17th. My guess is there are some power-ups or even vehicle/gadgets.
>>712564162
Straighter than you.

>>712564464
You protect loli.

>>712564985
nintendo bros i can no longer deny my love for little girls.............i no longe want to deny it....................

>>712564985
Her name is Suzanne, for now.

>>712565467
It's normal, know you are accepted and always welcum in our threads. <3

>>712563539
>Gee, I sure hope there aren't any new games announced for my new console anytime soon. That would really interrupt my festivities.

>>712565548
are you...a little girl?

my little girl

>>712565883
Sure, sounds fun.

This game looks really souless. Instead of tight level design we get "make your own path" slop. Instead of the iconic DK design by Rare we get this abomination. Instead of the gorgeous art direction of Tropical Freeze by the masters at Retro Studios we get this copycat of Odyssey.
Mario Kart World is worse than 8, Bananza will be worse than Odyssey and the next Zelda will be worse than BOTW. Mark my words.

>>712564872
>theres surfaces you cant climb
>materials have different properties, some are harder or impossible to break
>breaking everything aimlessly isnt efficient nor fun, you can do it to some extent but that isnt the point
>while there will be braindead tier bananas just like the moons in Odyssey, theres also platforming and combat challenges to mix it up

>>712545504 (OP)
Mario Odyssey meets Red Faction.
What more info do you need?

>>712566542
Level design is pretty much dead. It's just open world or empty tunnels with enemies now. Games like Metroid Prime and classic Zelda are hard to make and all normies want is shitty combat with iframes

>>712566542
it really doesn't feel like dk, the world is too random fantasy

>>712567094
Metroid Prime is literally getting a sequel this year.

>>712567387
Why are you making things up?

>>712561259
>>712562468
>her bracelet is the same color as Odd Rock
So was she transformed, or has the ability to transform? I need to know damn it!
Either way, I really hope we get plenty of cute and wholesome moments between her and DK.

>>712567502
>after only 20 years
Metroid used to get 7 entries within 5 years

>>712566542
>bananza will be worse than one of the best games ever made
Oh man, how will we ever recover

>>712566542
This is a lie.

>>712567820
>Why are you making things up?
are you drunk and replied to the wrong post? it looks like mario odyssey fantasy worlds and splatoon levels. the dk country games have pretty grounded levels with realistic cgi style back then

>>712568093
Yes that might be correct.

>>712568784
I am not drunk.
The levels in Donkey Kong Bananza are in-line with the other Donkey Kong games.

>>712546863
>>712547971
I hope nu-DK is in Smash 6 now just to spite Raresnoys like you.

>>712569053
>The levels in Donkey Kong Bananza are in-line with the other Donkey Kong games.
lol

>>712559610
Good. I don't see why a fucking female horse should be treated better than a male horse, it's misandrist

>>712569609
>supporting feminism, antinatalism and mass immigration is good when Nintendo does it

>>712568784
I wonder why they've been having him in overalls for so many of the previews. He loses them five minutes into the game and they're presumably just an optional cosmetic afterwards, even in the boxart he's in his usual look of just the tie. It's not even the full outfit because he also starts with a mining helmet.

>>712569182
There is a weird new subset of tendies whose strategy seems to be to just shamelessly lie or deny reality, see this guy or the guy before who said Switch 2 covers look great.

It might be all the same guy or paid shills, thoughbeit.

>>712569053
how? country is pretty grounded with 99% things you know from real life similar to crash bandicoot which was inspired by it. bananza looks like random fantasy geometry and the world they played at treehouse 1:1 like a zelda sky island

>>712570736
from this autumn forest to this zelda totk sky island with apparently an upside down sky and sea. the kongs look like they have some splatoon like punk theme too

>>712561259
>>712562468
>loli companion
I will now buy your game

>>712545746
Did you just wake up in a coma?
This has been Nintendo style for 8 years.
Announce a game.
Give soft teasers then 2-4 weeks prior give a full review direct.
We'll likely get a general direct in 2ish weeks then dk b a week after.
It'll then go on to sell 5mil+.

Don't worry, tendie. I know you bought a $500 console with only one game. I'm sure more games are on the way...soon. I think DANKEY KANG is coming out sometime in July, so just another month or so.

I guess you can use your Switch 2 as a paperweight until something else comes out. I'm over here living large on my Xbox with Gamepass and the 80% summer sale they're running. I got so many games to play and keep me busy, it's insane. I just bought THREE more games today for only $35. It's a deluge of games at my place right now. The oasis of games is happening right now for me.

>>712546020
You're not supposed to buy the physical copies, you're just supposed to go digital.

>>712546974
Nigga outee wunin dat maryo pozzedbussy ish skullemoji unc gane

>>712570957
Shitty plastic Wacky PoMo style all the indie games go for now

>>712570736
Destroying things and punching holes into environments you can relate to would actually mean something
>>712570957
Destroying this shit will feel like nothing

>>712571585
Looks absolutely nothing like anything in this image and nothing in this image looks like anything in indie games outside of maybe Cruelty Squad and that's it.

>>712570957
Every screenshot I see of this game makes me think of the yellower areas of Liyue from Genshin
I will NOT take my meds

>>712572059
>nintendo AAA game looks like f2p chink mobile phone pay 2 simp
grim

>>712572325
No it does not.

>>712545504 (OP)
switch 2 unironically has the worst nintendo launch ever only game is mario kart and it's one of the weakest entry i regret buying it on launch

>>712572325
To be fair it's possibly the most expensive game ever made.

>>712572349
True Scamshin Impact at least has trees.

>>712545504 (OP)
There’s nothing to show. What do you expect? A couple pics of dk running and jumping, and some large cartoonish animal boss?

Wacky Industrial?

>>712572021
Retard

they showed off how expressive he is tho

>>712572893
We are expecting Mini-Pauline.

>>712573164
looks submissive and breedable

>>712573519
how come all the fans of this game are homosexuals?

>>712570957
That literally looks like dogshit. Dk looks like a wet dogturd, for real. What the hell is wrong with tendies. This is what they want? They shit on games like stellar blade and e33, and then get excited… for this? Jesus

>>712573164
Which he shouldn't be. Good character design isn't measured in how expressive a character is.

>>712572349
Are you sure?

>>712573671
>They shit on games like stellar blade and e33
souce?

>>712573164
I don't get it, classic DK could make all those faces besides the the very faggy ones maybe, they just never gave him a big budget game

They should have launched this with the system. Early adopters have like one party game to play until then and that's pretty shit unless they have a bunch of Switch games they haven't played.

>>712573671
Anon you can dislike Nintendo slop and Korea slop AND Ubisoft parry slop

>>712574171
It’s honestly still better than the switch 1’s launch, waiting for super mario odyssey was a chore if you didn’t care about zelda

>>712569883
To tease the cosmetics possibilities

>>712574306
Yeah I didn't get one until like the end of the year cause I already had a Wii U for BotW. They can't really coast by on Wii U ports this time.

he looks like creepy tim burton shit now

>>712573663
There can't be multiple Anons on here acting like this.
There's just no way.

>>712572473
You still have Hitman, Cyperpunk, Fantasy Life, No Man's Sky and Hogwards Legacy, bro

>>712573164
ai slop

>>712574659
>last generation ports anyone with a PC or a non meme console played years ago
Should play Fantasy Life soon

>>712574727
False.

>>712574803
I noticed that Fantasy Life has a Pianta Potato.

>>712574803
Only if you want eye cancer

nuKong unironically looks like a frog with feathers

>>712570957
Because youbare going down earth, not up above like the country games

>>712574659
holy fucking grim

>>712574803
your greentext sums it up pretty well and I'm very happy with it

>>712573164
Looks like a gay fat guy

>>712573839
It's weird, characters having a defining emotion was never seen as a bad thing, but now we for some reason have to rid Donkey Kong of it even though he's a fucking mute gorilla.

How come black main characters are okay when Nintendo does it?

Can we stop arguing for why Donkey Kong is gay because of a redesign, and move on to the obvious elephant in the room?

>>712545746
Because there's going to be a massive ad campaign within a week that will make you sick of it before it releases. Have you ever followed a Nintendo game release before?

>>712575970
https://youtu.be/iptUNUFdyas?si=_RTjMEeeLhCDkP8U

>>712574659
Having a Nintendo console as your main gaming hardware is so fucking tragic.

is it gonna be another odyssey situation where the game is easy as shit?

>>712545504 (OP)
>$70
Won't buy it, no matter how good it ends up being.

>>712545504 (OP)
>>712545504 (OP)
Hate the coping about this game
>actually the game will be good, they're just hiding features from us, to surprise us : )

>Both tree houses + game play demo + trailer + box art + PR info just focus on breaking things mindlessly

When will people accept its a video game not a Christmas present?. Nintendo want you to buy the game, it's in their interest to tell you what it's about and if the only gameplay loop is "break like a retard", it's appropriate to conclude its tech demo slop.

>>712576103
Yeah and homos will say someshit like
"IF ITS SO EASY THEN BEAT DARKER SIDE ON NEW GAME PLUS WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED WHILE SITTING ON YOUR RIGHT HAND USING THE IMPROVED DIFFICULTY MOD WHILE YOUR JOYCONS ARE DYING AND THEY KEEP DISCONNECTING" like they did with 3d world(see: baby game)

>>712575913
is this the guy that caught the diaper wearing pedo

>>712576285
Its Donkey Kong.....

why the FUCK can I still not play sonic adventure 2 on my switch 1 or 2

>>712576110
ride the clock at work for 20 minutes over one day. take a massive shit before you leave. there you have an extra $10

>Starfox turned into Howard the Duck
>Link looking like a girl and crossdressing
>Captain Falcon gets no game for no good reason
>last masculine Fire Emblem protagonist was on GameCube
>Pokemon trainers looking girlier and girlier
>even Ganondorf now has to look "handsome"
>Nintendo basically Bayonetta
>Peach in the Mario movie
>all those feminist games lately
>censorship like >>712559490
>Captain Falcon not getting any new game for no good reason
>Donkey Kong now pissing himself, crying and cumbegging
Dunno what retarded feminist trip Nintendo's on lately but is there even a single cool semi masculine Nintendo character left at this point? One?

>>712576620
>Dunno what retarded feminist trip Nintendo's on lately but is there even a single cool semi masculine Nintendo character left at this point? One?
samus

>>712545746
love all these "nooooo stop questioning it" replies

>>712576620
Bowser

bazinga

>>712576620
Donkey Kong is not doing those things.

>>712576620
Japs are the biggest simps in the world sadly, Nintendo being a flagship brand reflects that

>>712545746
They are hiding Mini-Pauline from us.
They are saving her for her own special segment in the next Nintendo Direct.

>>712576835
>I deny thing we've all seen
Mental illness.

>>712577039
Where did you see Donkey Kong doing those things then?

>>712576620
you forgot the new pikmin having a black girl leader

>>712576583
It's not about the money. I simply refuse to buy $70+ games. And the fucking jews even removed the feature where you could split the cost with a friend if you bought digitally and you could both play the game at the same time, so, I'm not even buying the console. Enjoy Bananza, though.

>>712577318
>feature where you could split the cost with a friend if you bought digitally
The fuck? Switch had this?

>>712577318
We will enjoy protecting Suzanne from King K. Rool.

>>712576620
>last masculine Fire Emblem protagonist was on GameCube
3DS really, but your point stands.

>>712577427
Yeah, it used to work exactly the same as on PS4/5 and Xbox, but the cunts removed it, even on the Switch 1, with the virtual cards update. You can now no longer play the same game at the same time, unless you put one of the consoles in airplane mode after opening the game. So, for any game that has online play, you now have to buy two copies.

>>712545504 (OP)
literally the only switch 2 game I want to play.

>>712577189
>saar, where you seeing this fake news? You can't disrespect Nintendo like this, saar!
Being scared, making a whiny face and sticking his tongue out like some weeb whore? In the gameplay videos we've all seen, Pajeet.

>>712577280
Zaaaam, more like Katy Scary!

>>712577318
>It's not about the money. I simply refuse to buy $70+ games.
based

>>712577829
I am not Indian.
Why do you think I am Indian?
I support Nintendo because I enjoy their Mario stories.

Will Mario be in the game?

>>712576241
I really do hate when faggots use self imposed challenges as an excuse for bad game balance.
>bruh just liek don't use core aspects of the game's design bruh
I'm not doing the dev's job for them.

>>712573164
Basedkey Kong

>>712547971
Oh hey, it's posted again. Someone actually wanted a sequel to this garbage last night so here you go. Thread didn't survive long enough for me to finish it then.

>>712576620
>is there even a single cool semi masculine Nintendo character left
i had hopes for xenoblade introducing some as shulk always looked rather skywalker inspired to me with dumb clothes and unkempt hair, not like your typical anime twink imo. however in the newest xenoblade the male protag is basically a flawless yaoi character and a gay version of fei fong wong

>>712564658
Nigga its a cartoon gorilla. Stop pretending you even played any earlier dkc games.

>>712579525
also nintendo refused to release this in america for some reason. it's a great little gem by monolith soft with unique atmosphere and nonstop gameplay

>>712579336
Donkey Kong would never do that to Mario.

SOWL

>>712547971
>>712579336
What form of autism is this?

New info
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1933645592900567152

>>712579671
>gen alpha projecting in lieu of arguments episode 1.242.263

>>712545746
Because there's nothing left to show.

>>712579336
Based

>>712577318
>>712577427
You can still do this, just opt out of virtual cards.

>>712545746
>this is supposedly the system’s odyssey equivalent
I've never even seen the biggest DKfag claim this

>>712579336
Nice work.

>>712579336
Nintendo really loves pandering to Discord troons and chomos now

>>712561259
>rolling around and climbing things while a cute girl clings to your back
KINO

>>712580279
>>712580285
speak of the devil

>>712580279
>all the outrage this got
nintendo is based for keeping it in totk

>>712580285
Ceiling crawling is by far the most boring gameplay ever, there is a reason 3D Mario got rid of it decades ago. This alone tells me there's no way Bananza is made by experts let alone the real Odyssey team.

>>712580579
this, makes pedos look like ugly beta autists. the reason they tolerate him is because he is a weakling

>>712580592
I can't remember a single instance where clinging to the ceiling was fun in a video game. It's almost always super slow, has awkward controls, and if you fuck up you fall all the way to the bottom. I guess it's fun to drive upside down briefly in rocket league?

>>712576620
>>Captain Falcon not getting any new game for no good reason
Every F-Zero game selling worse than its predecessor is a pretty good reason.

>>712545504 (OP)
>materials have different properties
>animal companions will be a thing, each kingdom is designed around an animal as already seen in the footage
>Country 1 wont be the only callback with bonus levels

>>712579682
The reason was Reggie hated it. IIRC Monolith presented it as their answer to Halo, for some reason, and Reggie didn't know what the fuck they were on.

>>712570957
Why does an N64 game from 1999 look visually better than this?

>>712580592
You're not even making real arguements at thai point.

>>712580279
>asexual retard likes kid
There are like a dozen movies like this that end with people misunderstanding the situation and forming an angry mob. Maybe this is just a dumb way to demonstrate how wise and level-headed zoras are.

>>712581483
That's an excellent argument. Bad/shoddy gameplay in the 2020s comes from either amateur devs or a rushed/underbudget project.

>>712581461
no point in comparing it

>>712580592
it's okay

>>712545746
You don't need games anon

>>712580592
just played through tp and this felt very random, it's not even used for the bosses

>>712582068
>doesn't even matter if the walls hit you
most banans will be easy af to get won't they

>>712581775
>>asexual retard likes kid
NoA translation made it sexual for some reason. There is no word about love or flirtiness in the Japanese version only in ours

>>712582419
>it's not even used for the bosses
TP had many sins, the way items were handled is near the top.

Where did the NateDrake Suzanne leak come from?

>>712583531
It's fake you idiot

>>712553881
Red on black looks pretty sick.

>>712554126
>t. slurper

>>712583971
Why do you think it is fake?

>>712547515
You'd say that no matter what they put out. I've seen your type time and again. Like FF7 fanboys.

>>712584186
Why do you think it’s real?

>>712584487
I'm still looking for it.
Where else can I find NateDrake besides Famiboards?

Ok, so NateDrake is NateTheHate who predicted the Resident Evil 9 reveal.
I believe his prediction for Pauline's daughter being named Suzanne is true.

>mario kart: no turns edition
>donkey kong collectathon
>a dozen upcoming games also on switch 1
>sakurai working on a sequel to a 60% kirby racer instead of working on smash bros
switch 2 could be in trouble if nintendo isn't holding back quite something

What gameplay mechanic could the little girl be good for anyway?

>>712545504 (OP)
Screw critics. I hope Nintendo doesn't give them a single game or console ever again. I've seen them post so many lies, misinformation, getting things wrong this entire launch.

>>712585519
The whistling and singing mechanic.

I don't thibk people are ready for how good Bananza is gonna be. With Pauline's daughter. Comfy kino.

>>712570736
>country is pretty grounded
Only Retro's DK.
Rare's DK absolutely wasn't, be it the DKC games or DK64.

>>712585650
People are also not ready for Mareach to retire.

>>712584717
Resetera. He posts there more than on Famiboards

>>712585692
>Rare's DK absolutely wasn't
Compared to Bananza it might as well be wildlife documentary

>>712585769
>Resetera
not even troons are mentally ill enough to go there. they all came here instead when gaf imploded

>>712579336
Ok, this one's pretty good.

>>712581327
source for the halo part? but in terms of target audience that's not too odd. reggie had no clue about games

>>712585769
I can't seem to find any mention of "Suzanne" on Famiboards or ResetEra.

>>712574480
They 100% will because tendies are cultists.

>>712555607
>3 switch 1/yuzu games
Air Riders is not a Switch 1 title.

>>712580925
>Every F-Zero game selling worse than its predecessor is a pretty good reason.
Yes anon they really should've axed Mario after Mario Sunshine...

Even if they somehow can't figure out how to make more future racers, the character and universe are good, Nintendo could easily make their own GTA/Cyberpunk light with racing and combat

>>712586579
That's the power of Nintendo

>>712579336
>oliet bangs
KINO

>>712545504 (OP)
Serious question. Why hide the loli?

>>712579336
Thanks Anon.

>>712587753
Because she is a new addition to the cast.
Miyamoto's magnum opus.

>>712587180
>comparing mario to f-zero
Seriously dude?

The problem with very open games is that if they aren't taken to the extreme (e.g., Dragon Quest Builders 2), you end up exhausting the possibilities very quickly.
Breaking the map will be fun for the first two hours, then I predict an effect similar to the open world of Mario Kart World, with people asking, "That's it? Now what?"

>>712563952
>makes gay anime faces when he sees phallic bananas
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

>>712574306
>It’s honestly still better than the switch 1’s launch
nah, zelda, mario xenoblade are the three biggest meaty single player blockbuster ips nintendo has (followed by metroid prime and pikmin) and you could play and look forward to them all within the first months, which is crazy
>but but i didn't have a lot of shovelware trash to play between them
ok
>waiting for super mario odyssey was a chore
as opposed to this thread here where people seriously discuss the name of some toddler

>>712575983
this is whiteboy7thst now. feel old yet?

>>712562202
Nice.

>>712563952
You have never played Donkey Kong Country.

>>712589914
that's not scared or sad or cutesie

>>712545504 (OP)
when it's out

>>712590417
soulless
soul

>>712589914
thats the erotic face you retard

>>712553881
Yeah I'm really going to not listen to anyone who chose Metaphor as their example and they want to talk about other things being ugly.

>>712580925
For a long time, yeah I get that. But I think they should try to bring it back, the market is very different and the character is more popular now than ever before thanks to shit like Smash Bros over the years.

>>712590735
I just googled mockups, I don't even like Fatlus games. E33 mogs.

>>712590417
>We'll never get a sequel the DK64 with the best designs
I hate nintendo

>Sethy Kong
Uh ... miss me with that shit

>>712591140
The new Donkey Kong IS the best design.

>>712591204
Seth Rogan Kong does not need feathers

>>712587965
The point is your argument ignores vastly different install bases (and GX being some techno shit with notoriously annoying difficulty) and is therefore stupid. I know you are a fanatic and you care more about defending Nintendo than about them making good games but at least come up with a better delusion

>>712590417
Rare DK unironically oozes soul. He's like an old sitcom character.
>>712591204
It's pretty bad.

>>712591204
Looks like a Dreamworks character

>>712591370
>He's like an old sitcom character.
>like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F0to-ATnrQ

>>712545746
They're ashamed of it.

>>712573164
i know waht bothers me and why leftoids love his new design so much, they made him look more like a disgusting nigger. the tongue out face looks literally like ngannou. rare dk is white and stoic

>>712546956
>THEY'RE SAYING NEXT TO NOTHING
>WTF THIS DIRECT RUINS THE GAME THEY REVEAL TOO MUCH
So essentially you'll bitch no matter what

>>712591664
They are not.
Miyamoto is looking forward to unveiling Mini-Pauline.

>>712546393
don't forget the stutters every second

>>712547409
uh no

>>712548064
>WHY DON'T THEY SHOW ANYTHING
>they showed 40 minutes of fuckin gameplay
>THIS SUX I HATE IT XD
There is no pleasing you people

>>712592019
>rare dk is white and stoic
People have been making black jokes about Donkey Kong for years.

Which doesn't work either way because his actual skin is clearly light.

Donkey Kong is Jewish now

>>712546179
I think the box art is a little too cluttered and busy with saturation in my opinion

>>712579336
THEY KILL MY CHAD KONG bros

>>712592221
They are not showing us Mini-Pauline.

All they had to do was make DK 64 2. But instead we get a shitty dig gimmick. There’s no way this game runs well

>>712561259
>releasing in a month and they still haven't officially presented her
the fuck is going on

>>712553649
It shouldn't infuriate you. Either he's sincere and he's just a fuckin hater or he's just taking the piss

>>712592547
She is the new Mario.

>>712592547
It's not real

>>712565883
>>712565548
>>712566036
you are a unacceptable pedofag

>>712546595
I'm 100% confident this will sell 10+million copies lifetime, it's a flagship Switch 2 title near launch and DK always sells pretty good.

>>712546393
>What more news do you want
I want to see Pauline.

>>712592734
It is real.
It was on the Nintendo Korea website.
Check the Wayback Machine.

>>712590417
why can't they just fucking bring krool back? and no, it has nothing to do with rights, they own everything related to him and the crocs
did miyamoto hate him or some shit? that's the only possible reason for them to keep bringing these completely forgettable villains since returns

>>712592913
King K. Rool will return.

>>712547329
Screenshot this. Prime 4 will not come out this year. I guarantee you it's not

>>712545504 (OP)
switch 2 bombed so it was canceled. sorry no refunds. maybe they will rework it as for a PS5 release.

>>712588526
Mario and Xenoblade were not their at launch you nigger, they came out at the end of the fucking year when the console launched in March. Why do you keep posting this shit?

>>712587415
kek I just noticed that

>>712561259
Waiting for her porn.

>>712586579
The only cult is the anti-nintendo hate boner the internet has. You faggots are everywhere and are the embodiment of STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE. You're children.

>>712545504 (OP)
DK is fucking ugly.
More news at 11. Stay tuned for more updates on how ugly DK is.

>>712593534
>$500 + tip for switch pro with no gamez
>still slurping
We all know you would die on this hill

>>712593095
That'd be fucking insane if they delayed it again.

>>712593889
Please take that back.
Donkey Kong is not ugly.

>>712593947
The Switch 2 has games.

>>712590417
It's pretty funny that people are so obsessed with not liking DK's new design, that they literally don't notice that Void Co is the inverse of Donkey, Diddy and Dixie.

>>712551203
you can flip the paper around and have the art as an alternate cover design

>>712594689
Then the ps5 has games because it plays ps4 games

>>712547908
>It looks like a tech demo for destructible environments more than anything,
Well yeah, I figured as soon as I saw it in a trailer that the focus on destructible environments was done as a way to show off the Switch 2’s new capabilities, that’s why it’s releasing so early

>>712595228
>Well yeah, I figured as soon as I saw it in a trailer that the focus on destructible environments was done as a way to show off the Switch 2’s new capabilities
Your standards are that low? Lol

>>712545504 (OP)
How the fuck does this shit look so much worse than Odyssey?
So far the "power next gen switch 2" games look worse than WiiU games.

>>712545504 (OP)
>Nintendo has held a direct in June for the last 10 years
>retards seem to forget this fact

>>712596689
Why did they announce splatoon raiders outside of a direct then

>>712545504 (OP)
What the fuck else is there? You play as a retarded monkey and smack reptiles to collect diamond bananas. The Hell else are you expecting? It's not an original game, just another one.

>>712596806
Because Splatoon Raiders isn't that important of a game.

>>712596907
Then the switch2 has no important games out right now

>>712596860
There is Mini-Pauline.

>>712596979
Correct.
Donkey K9ng Bananza is a very important game.

>>712596860
I've already dismissed the game on the fact that it's ugly and the level design is so flimsy, there is no real platforming and you can just climb and punch through everything to break what little design there is.
but I guess people like him are waiting to see if they can address that in later levels. I'm pretty certain they wont.

>>712596993
Great, but you already know about it. So that's not news. Literally in the name. What is anybody expecting to be NEWs?
Just wait for the fucking game to come out, goddamn. Everybody wants to know everything about a movie before or even if they go to see it. They want to listen to six singles off a 10 track record.
Jesus Christ in Heaven.

that game is going to flop hard.
everything about it screams AI

>>712597131
Every "level" is just a fish bowl that you can completely level. If you played Luigi's Mansion 3, it's basically the same thing, in that it expects you to autistically check every single thing in every room for ten minutes until you've exhausted everything.
>>712596485
It has to run at 120fps. That's the only way they can make it happen. The chipset is already five years old

>>712597352
Donkey Kong Bananza is not AI.

I asked AI to put K.Rool into RetroStudio countries and I got this.

>>712593534
True

>>712597798
So decrease the visuals ONLY when running at 120 fps. You're going to be using AI scaling with dropped frames any way.
the scam tour shit is the only switch 2 "game" that uses 120 FPS at the moment anyway. it's going to be a "feature" that's forgotten and labeled as unviable.

>>712597352
you people are so stupid its unbelievable

>>712546393
I'm looking forward to seeing loli the most.
Looks like she's gonna have some cute interactions with DK.

>>712596689
Not in 2020

>>712598328
Forced soul

>>712598651
It is not forced.
It is genuine.

>>712546020
The ugly ones have the surgeon general's warning about game key cards or even the "Switch 1 game + Switch 2 DLC "upgrade" like Metroid 4 and Pokemon ZA have.

>>712598029
PS5 pro games can't even do 60fps at 120hz at 4k. The Switch had no chance

>platformer where you can destroy and bypass the level design
Genius

>>712596689
>patternfag

>>712596806
because they had an update coming out for splatoon 3 in two days and wanted to prevent people from screaming "b-b-b-but what about splatoon 4???" etc on social media

>>712599143
>60fps at 120hz
huh

>>712547598
my god so it is odyssey but donkey kong wtf.

>>712591204
No

>>712598328
Why does the fur look worse thab Star Fox on the gamecube