Stream 1:
Now: Vengeance Hunters
Next: Undertale
Later: QuizBOSH Extravaganza
Stream 2: It's over.jpg
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule
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>>714547109
>>714563802 (OP)OOONDERTOOOOOOL???
How was the final fantasy 9 run?
That Undertale run is looking highly skippable
>>714563926It's still going
i'm going to miss stream 2...
Post images and webms you've saved from the marathon.
shortest set up for a runner so far
>91
yikes, distracted by a textbox
>>714564023Someone pull this man off stream
>>714564020It was a funny run
>>714563947fucking hell, I thought you were joking
>>714564020>someone saved my screenshotbro...!
>>714563926Okay for a 24 hour JRPG run, all the community members who could've made it more entertaining have left. The ASM FF9 run where they relayed control of the game every few hours between the couch was a really good format, I wish more long JRPG runs were like that
Greenalink is speaking, listen and learn
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>Switch to Stream 1
>All SOVL is gone.
I miss her /v/ros...
>>714564020>>714564234I really have to doubledip
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>go go go
Sounds more like it's saying "no no no"
>>7145643327.8/10 too much water
Might be because it’s been a while but he looks completely different from that TMNT run he did
>>714564332S
All my real bros love stream 2
>>714564332S
Good runs, perfect end.
>>714564332best I can do is a C, the shilling from anons that were butthurt about Edenal was annoying, especially as he was pro stream 2
>>714564332S just because he kept playing after finishing the game
>>714564332B had some good runs and some boring ones, the lack of certain runners was really felt the most here, but in the end still had the sovl and comfy
Just woke up, what happened to stream 2?
>>714564332They need to figure out if Stream 2 is where they will put all the long runs or not. Multiple times there was a 4+ hour long run on both streams
I want a fight'n rage run!
>>714564486Doctors say she didn't make it.
>>714564332S, loved some games like CTR, exp33 or the FFIX
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>>714564332I'm doin' him an A
>>714564617forgot to add Spyro
>>714564332B since I missed all the good runs
>>714564332S, two of the three runs I rated S were on s2
>10:30
>2 people in the crowd
Holy shit this event is dead
luv me Greenalink runs
simple as
>I missed stream 2
fuck...
>>714565204Everyone is miggin to GDQ
>>714565204everyone else (7 people) was at stream 2 until now
>>714565204Everyone is eating breakfast at the hotel.
>Undertale run is going to be nonstop begging for a 5K donation milestone incentive to fight Sans
I'm just gonna skip that one, see you boys for Skate 2
what the fuck is QuizBOSH Extravaganza
RATE Vengeance Hunters
(PB time)
>>714565410B it was ok, dude got a PB
>>714565410>>714565417A good run, and getting PB elevates it a rank for me
>>714565417B
Barely above C
The guy did everything he could to make a fun run, but hyping himself up in an empty room is difficult
Game also fucking BOOOOORING
Like any other beatemup.
>>714565410A
>PB on stream>Fluid beat em up getting absolutely demolishedThat's what I needed to get my morning started
>>714565507time to catch up on runs
>>714565507I'm fine with this, I get to enjoy my GAMERS concert in peace now.
>ESA
>Then GDQ
>Then ASM
Summer is sorted.
Can I get the latest chart pls
>>714565507A glitchless run of this game plays itself, this is pure moneybegging from the tumblr audience.
I hope that goat remains unhugged.
>>714565507i think i'm gonna go play video games instead. somebody sound the horn for whatever quizbosh is
Not watching ASM or Dogwater simple as
>>714565507reminder that i'll close the stream and rate this an F if they skip the papyrus fight again
fuck timesaves
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>2 hour Undertale race with incentive
No thank you. I'm off to bed, kinda curious to see if the staff say anything stupid during the closing speech or if they'll ignore the elephant in the room. I'll have to catch the Skate 2 vod later too.
Overall this ESA was okay, which is better than I expected. Lots of new faces which was nice.
See you for the self-flagellation ritual that is SGDQ in a few days!
>>714565507>speedrunning>a visual novelDisgusting.
>Spyrotale
>SpyroBOSH Extravaganza
>Spyro 2
>Dragon Spyro Z: Budokai
>Super Spyro
>Classic Spyro Series
>The Spyro (for now..)
We eating good Spyro bros
>>714565569>>714565636There's more to look forward to.
>>714565735>the elephant in the roomWhat's that? Spyro?
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>>714565735"A few days" being tomorrow but sure, take care
https://horaro.org/sgdq/2025
>>714565772Surprised anybody saved my shitty schedule image.
>>714565735>they'll ignore the elephant in the room.Rebeldragon has had several runs this event anon
Retard here if i go to bed now and sleep for 8 hours will i catch the end?
>>714565860It's a good image. Thanks, anon.
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>>714565860You dun good anon.
>>714565830The first day is absolute ass, so it might as well start on Monday kek.
>>714565958>The first day is absolute ass,Glad you agree it's par on course for modern GDQs, then!
>undertale is 10 years old
huh
QRD on this game? i dint even know what the memes were about when they were popular
>ESA lived long enough to see anons hatewatch it
Wow
>>714566183babbie's first branching paths
>>714565875I axed a question
>Undertale
>Pacifist
>Race
Nah, I'm good. Going to catch up on the French racists run.
>>714565875Answer my question
>>714566285yes, you should wake up during the last run which is a classic Mario series stage relay that lasts two hours
>replaced the only good part of the game with meme slop
i hate speedrunners
>>714566383Thank you anon :*
>one of the two runners kills in a pacifict run within 10 minutes from the start
A'ight, I'm outta here to rewatch the few runs I missed, see you at SGBTQ+BIPOC
Kinda sad I didnt watch this much this week, but I also just think im getting tired of speedruns. It's over
>turn on stream 2
>offline
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>deltarune
>please play it
I'll never understand zoomers
I hate Undertale and its fans
Nah fuck this run it's boring
The players are even more boring
>>714566409The Toriel music was extremely low-effort (beats didn't even sync) but the sans. rip was funny.
If undertale is trannycore, how does deltarune compare?
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
F IT IS
>>714566542I dont know what that means but i always think of kfc when i see it.
>>714566886jesus fucking christ
don't ask why he's fucking himself
>>714566876What did you tell me?
>>714566886jesus' fried chicken
>>714566931Good joke anon.
>>714566876???
use words bro, nobody knows what you're irate about
Does the woman not have her own audio on her headphones or why is she jamming to the other runner's music?
>>714566934>>714565731Now that I confirmed the other runner too I can safely go watch the stream2 vods
>>714567018>watching a 24h vodYeah alright
If toby loves his game so much why isnt he speedrunning it at ESA?
>>714567074Blood Money actually
>>714567163Too busy wanting to write rape porn about Andrew Hussie's family
>>714567185that one was very good
>>714567216kek i dont know who that is
>>714567216thats what he gets for locking toby in his basement
>Your run is next anon! Get ready
What game are you running?
>ESA ends in 8 hours
Sad even though this was this worst ESA to date. Glad GDQ is right around the corner.
>>714567367>STILL doesn't do silent assassin on all stagesThis category is cursed
>>714567769Weird opinion there
>>714567732FF9 again, but I eat sleep and piss in camera shot.
Someone post the chart, I'm going to watch some VODs
>panda working the crowd
Don't care much about the run, but good on him
>>714568206Worst ESA, Last ESA was way worse
>>714568295Agreed, last year was unwatchable, this felt way better
The scottish bloke running galyo infinite has some big ass mantitties
Wasnt the skeleton dude secretly the strongest entity in undertale?
grabbed the latest rating chart from the archive
>>714568828Did you strip the embed from it first?
>>714568828Good ESA overall
>>714568820The blue shirt skeleton yeah
Some kinda time traveler so he sort of knows everything, but is a lazy bum
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stream 3 is where it’s at
>>714568906Time to hijack stream 2 setup and declare stream 3 and independent event.
>undertale has a song called undertale
kino...
>>714568906speaking of, has he ever been to gdq? i don't recall seeing him there ever
can she beat muffin before the guy finishes his run?
Is Youtube fanning up their adblock game again? I keep getting preroll ads every now and then, especially in incognito mode, but refreshing the page can get rid of them? Started to notice it a couple weeks ago?
>>714568906I'd watch another run of TinyTim doing egg jumping rather than Undertale if I'm to be honest with you lads
So what are the chances ESA Winter is cancelled
>>7145692800, This ESA was a big success and return to form
>>714569280I can't see that happening, at most the streams wouldn't be 24h. They raised a lot of money this year and things seem to be working fine.
>>714569342Its never 0. You never know if someone got psychologically raped like with Lovare
And even if no one did they can always pretend so
Isn't she like 15 minutes behind? What's going on here?
>true pacifist
>here we are going to kill asgore
>>714569424the real question is if 50k really warrants such a big event. the germans alone did 30k with 2 afternoons last week
>>714569424It's 0, I am Edenal
I will give you a sign in the closing speech as proof. You will know it when you see it.
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>watching troontale instead of fat finnkino
i shiggedy diggedy
>>714568828>only like 10 votes each run>everyone else is "gone"The speedrun threads are in such a sad state now.
>>714569464>shebigot
She doesn't have any runs submitted on speedrun.com either, just some in other categories.
Cow huh
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>>714569501Why wouldn't 50k+ warrant the events? Why are you being dumb poo? It's bigger than like 7 years of ESA events of the past as they show milestones being broken since yesterday.
Fuck I still remember when they held these events at the school gymnasium hall, that was based and comfy times.
>>714569501The ore events there are the more diluted it will be thats for sure
>>714569465Asgore takes the option away from you, so I guess close the game
>>714569464>accidentally ate the spider donut>had to fight muffet>died like 3-4 times>commentator guy tried for her and died too>gave one more try and died>gave up and overwrote her save to an asgor oneThe funnies thing is I'm probably the only one here watching the run since there was no one else saying anything about it.
>>714569532I never rate personally. Maybe for one run in the whole week due it being something special.
>>71456957050k is like the pay for 1.5 lab assistants for one year. it's really not much money
Why so many Magipoka OPs?
>>714569683So? How do you justify the 7 years from 2014 to 2021 of ESA with 5-30k donations raised?
>>714568906How much does a private Dizzy session with Tim cost
Is the fag on the right actually using savestates?
>>714569683Idk, getting the pay of a year of being a lab assistant in just one me sounds fine to me
The last GDQ Summer run scheduled was Deltarune All Chapters but they changed it to just Chapter 1 & 2
Probably made All Chapters a donation incentive
>>714569532Most of us refuse to engage in Rate chicanery
>>714569778Might also be because the chapters 3&4 came out so recently
>>714569758Yes, he's playing the nintendo switch online version of the game which has save states built-in, they're considered speedrun legal.
>>714569570Before that was whatever this place was. Gym was comfy though.
>intermission>nobody talking, just a camera overlooking the gym>sometimes somebody plays vidya music on a piano/keyboard>>714569532I stopped rating years ago. They're not even trustworthy.
>>714569637I noticed it, but I don't really care enough for this race. Mostly just listened to the music.
>>714569841The guy has been running All Chapters since 3&4 came out to prepare for GDQ
They're definitely just making it a 2 million incentive
>>714569848Wtf? Does the Undertale speedrunning community not have any fucking standards?
>>714569634>true pacificst>once again we are going to kill
>>714569945Stop being such a transphobe, anon.
>>714569683How's that a bad thing? It's more than 0 dollars.
>>714569637I only care for the music, it's so good. Run was already over
>>714569967You can close the game any time
>>714569637Uhh I think you mean they/them/their
>>714569918God that run was a funny trainwreck. Poor Noobest though
>>714569918>I stopped rating years ago. They're not even trustworthy.With select games getting retarded rate wars spam like E33 a few days ago, how can anyone blame you?
Can't wait myself to see the same retardation next week for a Katamari run performed by a Vtuber. Again.
Does the normal end boss even kill you? Left was taking shots at a sliver of a bar over and over but the health bar didn't even move
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Finnruns has not-Crash on at the moment.
>still earthbound as if made by ai
end this shit
>>714570179Do they speak English on the stream or Moomin speak
>>714569976i'm not saying it's a bad thing. i hope they keep doing it.
>>714570204Ei englantia sinulle.
>>714569918me in the back
>>714570235Go post about it on Finland 4chan then
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>>714569758>>714569945screenshot STATE LOADED off the stream and repost it everywhere, UT sissies will have no retort
>>714570236not really, I would say it's more furrycore
>>714570179Kuka näitä jaksaa katsoa
>>714570236What a deep question. You should make a thread about it and discuss the matter with your fellow video game enthusiasts.
>>714570327Benis DDDDDDDD
Imagine putting all your passion into your indie game and then these "people" become your fans. I almost feel bad for that Toby fag.
God I hate '''speedrun commentary''' that's just explaining the plot poorly interspersed with "this game is so good guys".
>>714570179finna watch the hl runs from yesterday
Ever since stream 2 died, I've been able to
>clean my apartment
>begin lifting
>get a GF
>cut my hair
>take a shower
God I miss stream 2
>>714570128that was funny thanks to the chart fag altering the ratings in some way every thread. some of you fags take this too seriously
>>714570179>Single sofa and a couple of chairs fill the whole roomPeak comfy.
Reminds me of early RPGLB marathons, held seemingly at someone's home. At some point his daughter barges into the room to give him a glass of something or a drawing. Very wholesome.
Wasn't it enough that he ruined a big chunk of the FF9 run yesterday with his quiz?
>>714570617Dogwater had a guy having a domestic with his GF mid run, it was great
>>714570460implying he's not the same. and the millions of dollars gained + not having to interact with them probably makes it all okay regardless.
Did they speedrun Deltarune yet?
>>714570460I doubt Toby cares, he only interacts with properly flourishing things like Hololive doing songs for them these days.
who was the best 'fu of ESA
i barely tuned in
It's nice getting a reminder of how kino Undertale is. What a great game.
This is a pretty lame run though.
>>714571027Chlods tbqfh, I'd buy her a roll at greggs
>>714571027Chlods, I'd cum on her glasses face in an instant given the chance.
>>714570930I'm Toby Fox, and if you don't rate the run well I'm going to delay deltarune
>>714564131Why is everyone in these webms such dysgenic freaks
>>714571750They're British.
>>714571027not spoonfeeding you sorry
>>714570930I'm Toby Fox, and if you don't rate the run well I'm going to delete deltarune
>>714571841That's a man, man.
>>714570930GDQ is running it on their final day
its actually insane how badly cata and his gf looksmogs everyone else at this event
Rate race or not
I don't care
>>714572120D+
Not an interesting speedgame but gets bonus points for being a complete blowout.
>>714572120I enjoyed it. Never played Undertale desu, but looks quite unique. Might play it when back from hospital
>>714572120D, it wasn't even a race
>>714572198was the surgery successful sister
Kek I can't believe I missed this one
Catalystz looks like he's doing a sports event. Too professional.
>>714572215kek i can't believe i missed this one
>>714572120D
up 2 ranks thanks to fighting muffet
down 1 for not beating her
>>714572120ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
play Plum catalystz... do it!
>>714572120D, what a snore
>>714572617why is she wearing a seethrough nightgown to a nerd event
>>714572119I'm happy for them.
>>714572119>PupperyKixy's even prettier but she gives out orbiter-farming, slutty vibes.
>CataNot when our absolute unit is in.
>>714572215
>>714572403Dunno, that seems to fit the smart casual look
Damn what is she wearing at this geek show
>>714572115Finnruns
https://oengus.io/marathon/frsummer25/schedule/1
>>714572658Because it makes all the trannies seethe
>>714572215You suffered through a Snoyderman run to give us this gem. It was worth it
>>714572743imagine the smell
>>714572743>4 am>you're drunkenly walking to your hotel room in the dimly lit halls>drop your keycard>la creatura picks it up
>>714572746not a safe outfit to wear wandering around in sweden
>>714572903Not gonna lie, his beard looks great
>>714572903I hope I live long enough to wizardmaxx
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HEY Y'ALL
>>714572664Must be nice to be able to share your hobby with your gf
ok but when is GOOD games?
>>714572986I want to die before it hit 40
>>714572903how does he eat without making a big mess?
nlg it's quite refreshing watching a vidya event where people are actually presentable and fashionable
>>714573120the beard can retract, much like a penis in cold water
>>714572903with a swish and a swoosh look out old timers
your pin numbers are gone you now have alzheimer's
Just got out of bed. How was the end of the stream 2 run?
Wait what the fuck, Catalystz completely changed his entire facial structure since last year
why does every girl wear the oversized circular glasses now
>speedrun discount on logitech store
>might as well buy a backup for my mouse befo-
>it's no longer available
I'd like to see more weird and rare shit, not just NES classics and PS1/PS2 shovelware in addition to the other stuff you see every time. Something like the PC Engine, WonderSwan, Neo-Geo (Pocket) etc. seem pretty damn unexplored. Same for the various home computer systems, such as Spectrum, Amiga and C64. Even something like Mega Drive only had a few entries this time around.
>>714573394Older systems like that don't have good games to speedrun.
>>714573420How are they not good for speedruns?
>>714573145>decently dressed>healthy weight >decently spoken>Probably don't stinkIt's okay for this to become the norm in gaming communities
>>714573394i'd like to see more xbox 360
>that face
>31
there's no fucking way
Wild they arent in each others socials
>>714573164>wife walks ingod damn it why is she dressed like a whore, I swear this is a speedrunning marathon
>>714573394yea anon, the games line up is pretty uninteresting but that's a hard thing to juggle honestly, most people who watch this kind of stuff don't even know anything past playstation, nintendo, xbox
RTA is much better for niche games, nips have much more appreciation of games, the west is stuck with the zeldas and the novel meme games
>>714573375>buy a backup for my mouseYou're better off buying some aftermarket switches for when yours inevitably start double clicking.
>>714573591Joshimuz really let himself go
She can do this, she can do this, she can do this! She can do this!
>>714573654Must be some fancy whores where you live. Or your wife is a jealous bitch.
i want to play womb raider with puppery
Im sick of seeing Puppery.
I didn't pay attention and thought this'd be the original
>>714573654Simmer down Catalystz.
>>714573682He does have the same kinda look kek. What's up with these doppelgangers anyway, there was also that Rebeldragon Jr. guy.
>>714573572I'd probably prefer original Box but 360 exclusives (including Xbox Arcade) would be neat too.
>>714573660Yeah. Obviously a big hurdle is to get people interested in something they don't know of already.
Lmao this game had an estimate of 1 hour on last GDQ. You can see how much more of literal who runners ESA has compared to GDQ
>>714573756Whered they find a skateboard strong enough?
>there was some good way to do this and I forgot it
great start to a speedrun
>>714573660RTA sucks, not gonna watch it man sorry, yeah yeah I know, not gonna watch it though
>>714573791they said he hasn't played it in a while
>>714573756Wait are we getting the quiz show or not? I scheduled gym to skip most of that, wtf they doing to me
>>714573791They're also gonna be running KPDR instead of the much faster PRKD in Super Metroid
>>714573904Good on him for going with a relaxed estimate, instead
Are they going to show the eerily fetish-like gruesome deaths?
>>714573791He literally is the goat Tomb Raider speedrunner kek
What an idiot you just showed to everyone you are
>>714573904whoa new record was set today?
>>714573862sure anon, you can do whatever you want, you don't have to get defensive about it kek
>>714574002apparently yeah
>>714574016Just not gonna watch it man
>>714573971>now it's important to make sure we see Lara impaled here...otherwise the game would softlock...yeah
Oh sweet, tomb raider--
>nuLara
Never mind, it'll be piss--
>20m estimate
Maybe not, let's see
>>714574043but I already bought the snacks...
>>714574053plus an hour..?
Was this a late addition?
He doesnt seem to want to do and one of his commentators would rather play board games or something.
>ESA ends today
sad
>GDQ stats tomorrow
happy
>>714565735MODS MODS MODS THERES EMBEDDED PORN IN THIS
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>>714574195GDQ is usually better but then again I enjoy the cringe more than actual runs
>>714574131psst, bet he is wearing a diaper under there, you can hear it when he moves
>>714574101Yeah cata mentioned he was filling in due to circumstances here. Cadarev is a classy Swiss gentlemen so I'm sure he had plans to listen to the London symphony orchestra through a pair of Sennheisers as he sat in a leather chair or something.
>>714574269better in what regard
>>714574308he wants to laugh at troons and cringe.
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>>714574308nta but gdq is peak cringekino
esa doesn't really compare when it comes to cringekino
>>714574378>lil gator gameqrd?
this esa has been the best speedrunning event in years, almost every run was at least watchable and there were many A runs. then again it has been lacking on SSS runs
>>714574345>>714574404The cringe isn't anywhere near as good as it used to be, it's just stale now.
>>714572743>sits behind you
>>714574195I will skip most GDQ runs.
>>714574053this game is like torture porn of lara, it was kind of funny to play it badly
This game looks pretty much as realistic and graphix-y to me as games made 12 years after it.
>>714574098Oh, I misread. On phone at 144p. Snorefest it is
damn is everyone trying to rape lara in this game
>>714574630Graphics stagnated around that time, now we have "realistic shadows" but it takes 100x more performance.
>>714574494That sums up ESA really, its fine, good even, but its usually a middle of the road. Whereas GDQ has lowest of lows and highest of highs
>>714574494It's been basically nothing but video games. In the rawest definition a return to form. But it's not what some 'people' want, of course.
>>714574404Someone post that dudes dirty socks
>>714574630It's also not set to max settings for more frames
>>714572658big fish in small pond
>>714574705>highest of highs
>>714572836Invite them for sex
>>714574626It's like the director and lead writer thought they were making the most avant garde games-are-art-now statement, but basically made torture point without realising it. Wouldn't be surprised if they ended up with a few fetishists on staff.
>>714574743Yes, mushihimesama for instance
>>714574797name one in the last 4 years of GDQs
you can't
>>714574867SBlectric but only because of redemption
>>714574795now post the one where she strips in the bus
>>714574630such is the state of video games
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stream 3 just leveled up
>>714574867Silence your dullard tongue
>>714574934>esa was just a greenscreen all alongholy shet
>>714574802some fetishists for sure lol. whoever was the audio director has some explaining to do regarding what they got the voice actress to do
>>714574934>using a $2000+ PC to play Dizzy fangamesbased
>>714574867Super Mario 3D Land
Metal Gear Rising
Super Mario Sunshine
>>714574802Tomb Raider fans got pissed all over their faces. The industry wanted to erase the real Lara by calling her an objectified bimbo, but then nu-Lara was the subject of what was basically mysoginistic, degrading torture porn.
Wow Lara is a mass-murderar
I know /v/ hates this game but I think this run has been very entertaining so far
>>714574867this year there was that punk band playing Crazy Taxi music live as the game was being ran, the Chunithm showcase by those Singaporeans and the Super Mario race where they had instant replays of deaths before that you have runs like the Metal Gear Rising run and Super Mario 3D Land
it's actually insane how these game have actual models for the guts inside the walls... no wonder they always run so poorly
>>714575193The game is enjoyable, just has some really annoying design choices. I think Rise is an improvement in all ways.
>>714575118Lara's always been trigger happy with both humans and animals.
>>714575193thats because you are watching her butt and not playing it
>>714575040>Super Mario 3D Land
Would you dare climb this tower?
Lara casually scaling icy cold mountains and bridges in a thin top and pants.
>>714574867Punch Out blindfolded but I hate gdq
>>714575294none of the clothes on all the people she's killed fit her, they're all dudes
Also i'm not sure why people are comparing ESA and GDQ ratefaggotry when the rating scale is completely different. Any run without a troon, dono baiting or fag shit immediately gets an A in GDQ. That's how low the bar is.
>>714575294 And somehow she’s not even shivering once. Meanwhile I walk to the corner store in a hoodie and come back with frostbite. Truly the peak of video game realism.
My biggest problem with games in this specific genre is the magnetism. I can't stand the character sliding towards interactable elements with their legs not moving. The Last of Us was really bad with it.
>>714574672Yes. I worked as a rape consultant for this game.
>>714574934The fuck is going on here
They should have given Lara a triangle shaped tool for sliding down those ropes. It looks like she's gonna chafe her hands any moment.
>>714575572that's called hair
There is a dude with a covid mask in the audience
Next wave?
When are they gonna mention TressFX? Why aren't we talking about the real selling point of this game?
>>714575646I can safely say I have never had hair growing sideways on the back of my neck
>>714575572?
You've never seen scruff / back of the neck hair before? That's like beard or stubble that you have to shave off - almost every day for some people.
They really liked bullying Lara in this game
>>714575832And normies actually deal with this shit? Makes me tired just imagining it
It's crazy how I completely forgot about this game but every new segment is reminding me of all the deaths Laura has.
>>714575832I’m black so I barely have any body hair
>>714576264why are you black?
>>714576264Have you seen a doctor?
>>714576187What? You mean having to shave it all the time? It is a bit annoying.
>155fps and the game looks like that
Damn, modern devs need to take notes.
>>714576264That's cool, body hair is a hassle. I'd get it all lasered if it wasn't such a bother
>>714576264Some black people are very hairy too, their body hair just gets curlier and looks more uneven.
>>714576187My back hair reaches up my beck and connects with my hair
>>714574378Why are you uncut
>>714576442I actually love body hair and I wish I had more, at least until I started to get ear hair.
i sure hope laura has enough time to shave in the mornings, would be embarrassing to grow a bush on her pits
>>714576383Yeah, I don't even like shaving my face every few days or getting a haircut every 4 months. All of this busywork nonsense along with the stuff you have to do around the house is annoying...
>>714576442Yeah overall it’s nice but I wouldn’t mind some chest hair. Looks manly as fuck
Casually headshot two guys in a cave to rest.
>>714576628>game starts with her crying over having to kill a deer>ends with her having gunned and stabbed hundreds of people to death
>>714576409It's pretty cool that Nvidia pushed hard for ray tracing and then they spent the past six years or so coming up with duct-tape-tier ways to get around the impact it has on your GPU, all for something that has no real impact on gameplay. Thanks, guys!
>>714576734Helluva character development ;^)
>Fail skip
>Safety save
I get it, but it hurts the spirit of the run
Will they play Plum again before the event ends? They literally only did it once.
>>714576791google radiant cascades
>>714577030devs threatened to sue them if they play it again
>suddenly undead samurai
I think I missed something
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>>714577101I was just thinking that, where did that come from?
>>714576895didn't he say it's framerate related and impossible on this pc?
less than 15 minutes on the estimate
>>714577101it's a weirdly fun set piece for such a boring game
>>714577101Tomb Raider always had some supernatural shit
>>714576734Die Hard was praised on release for being one of the first big action movies to show its protagonist in such a vulnerable state. It was a shift away from invincible heroes like Arnold in Commando into a more relatable style of hero who cried, felt pain and showed fear.
Pretty much since then films, and later games, have been filled with characters who are just as invincible as Arnold in Commando, but now take an ungodly amount of punishment and maybe cry a little with the idea being 'Well our character's very relatable and not some invincible Terminator because they feel pain' without realising that there is a limit to our suspension of disbelief.
>>714577140Iconic, brave feminist hero erasing classic misogynist bimbo from the right side of history, everyone.
>>714577101>>714577136>Japanese God queen rules island>has supernatural powers >has undead Samurai army
I barely watched esa this week, every single time I tried to watch a run that looked cool it was some sort of race or terrible category that made it a 4 hour run.
>>714577030If you believe Mizzow, he played it last year without asking while no one was looking. Maybe that was the same case for when it played this year? IDK man they seem to REALLY want the segments as is. I don't get why. I mean sure, play the Alzheimerfonden videos, we're lucky to have them, but did they think we all got bored of Frame Perfect?
>>714577138Oh, then I'm just ragebaiting
The devs really loved that pickaxe thing.
>>714577364nigga we had three days where stream 1 was almost nothing but short runs, are you american? check the vod nigga
>>714577101The first tomb raider games last level was a flesh pyramid with demons. It's crazy how people rave about the dinosaurs but seem to always forget the weird paranormal shit in the games
>>714572664did you make that webm
that's kinda creepy
Wait is the black ladys va the same who voices Echo419 in Halo Combat Evolved?
The rope shooting seems pretty freeform.
>>714577475>but seem to always forget the weird paranormal shit in the gamesthey never got to that part as a kid
>>714577475I stopped playing the first game soon after the T-Rex(?) back in the day and never tried the sequels. I should really try the old games again at some point.
Dual pistols...my beloved
>>714577572I've played both games several times and never made the connection until now
>>714577501>Echo419I'd almost forgotten my regret...
>>714577669Solid A, really impressive for a bonus run he hadn't practiced for so he gets bonus points despite the mess ups.
>>714577632You gotta play the first game up until the dinosaurs, the second game up until Venice and the third game up until... the wetsuit I think. After that you can keep up with 95% of conversations about Tomb Raider.
>>714577669A, solid run. Entertaining watch, interesting ways to beat obstacles. Solid for a surprise run.
woah, i would like to pup her pery
>>714577669A
all deaths when?
>>714577669A
just because he said he didn't run the game for a while and still make it under estimate
>>714577669A++
Really nice for being supposedly rusty. Good commentary without need for fake hype.
>when you're presenting ESA at 2pm but your husband's funeral is at 3
>>714577669B. Was grand, especially since he pulled it out of his ass last second to save their schedule
I would like to see Rebel skating irl
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>>714577669I'm doin' him an A
>>714577817Did he really? And on Bluesky too?
>>714577475Says a lot about how few people get that far in games.
Go on Cadarev, be Swiss on us. Tell us about watch-making or tax evasion.
>>714577632Same, the dino spooked the shit out of me
>>714577817Argick being the one reply makes me like him more
>>714577817>These fags all have a bluesky hugbox>The wheel of Ixion will continue to turn
>>714577932They are friends
>>714577970lol your autist? cant read facial expressions?
>>714578002take your meds
>>714577929>Noooooooooooooooo other people are using a website I don't like Melon-sama tasuketeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Luv me some Tomb Raider runs, simple as.
>>714565772For me, will be CMS.
SGDQ looks shite
Dogwater looks dog water
ASM looks good howmever
>>714578327This lad is cute. Science has gone too far
>>714578176you need to go back
>>714578327Rebeldragon x puppery
>>714578495pretty sure Rasputin is involved somehow
>>714578495If you find all the easter eggs you'll find out it's the prequel to Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden.
skate games should only be allowed if they can use the OST or a custom one
>>714578327how can gdq even compete
i'm getting spammed with ad break messages on streamlink
>>714578623Compete? You're getting Corvimae running an hours-long Pokémon race, no refunds.
Mental how the next Skate game is a F2P microtransaction shitfest and it's still in closed alpha
>>714578495yeah it has a lot of lore actually, it even has multi game storylines
why on a Series S? does that make the game go faster?
>>714578723Everything's got to be a live service.
This is about the time of the marathon I start looking for any games I have that I think would be good to run at a marathon despite knowing I never will. This time I'm set on Rumble Roses.
>>714578495https://justdance.fandom.com/wiki/Lore
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>>714578723well, it's a good way to monetize what is just an old E3 meme, no one would actually buy the game if wasn't f2p
>>714578813ahhh that'll do it
>>714578779Why not, anon? Do you not have fun playing it still?
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>>714578972>mfw ESA is over
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>>714577929>american ben & english benThis was the demaster run right?
I am so sick of seeing this fucking dude.
>>714578412He really is /our guy/
>>714579089then don't look at him?
>>714572617Personally responsible for double digit troon suicides in the coming weeks, based.
>>714579080It was a good run
>>714579089They sure have used him to fill out the schedule and add a lot more weight to it.
Fuck me, I thought the arrow was part of the environment and that you had to jump through it or something.
surely they'll play plum, frame perfect and eat sleep game repeat at the end of the marathon, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUe6TnvP1o
I still can't believe they snatched esaPlum's money
>>714579089He's there to make the American audience feel more welcome.
>>714579089you need to go back
>>714579279They were talking about how they hate the fuck out of it on stream 2 and don't want to have it played.
>>714579360that's fine because I'd like to listen to it on stream 1
How were the last 10 hours of the ff9 run ?
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Rebel is genuinely more pleasant to listen to than 99% of runners nowadays so he's one of the few that I like to see at every marathon. He's gotten my attention on runs that I would have otherwise kept in the background or tuned out of completely, like Yakuza, so he's doing something right.
>>714579348Americans do not own the "being fat" patent bwo, it is the clay of all anglos. I need to lose some weight speaking of
>>714579279Plum drools, frame perfect rules
>>714579468You can tell he has a lot of fun
>>714579089Me too, I miss the sun
>>714579449It was the head of fundraising not wanting it played at the marathon, dummy.
Rebeldragon's mass is consuming the whole event.
Next year there won't be anyone else left and it's just two streams of him playing games alone.
>>714579472If your gym has wifi, put a run on a treadmill and watch it from there. Even when going at just a brisk walk pace, you can burn 100 calories by the end of a run without you realising
>>714579562yes but I'm the head of funraising and I like plum
>>714579468It's because he actually narrates the runs and isn't silent 75% of the time.
Dead event
3:30pm and the total mass of the audience is less than the runner's.
>>714579468I just like runners that are really good at talking while playing and this dude is really good at it.
>>714579472>I need to lose some weight speaking ofNah you dont
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