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Fix TF2 in 5 words or less.
Anonymous No.714617249 [Report] >>714617656
>>714617145 (OP)
functioning anti-cheat, disable console
Anonymous No.714617317 [Report] >>714650159
TF2 Classic Mode, defaults only
Anonymous No.714617349 [Report]
undo all post 2008 updates
Anonymous No.714617395 [Report]
mandatory spy chosen at random
Anonymous No.714617401 [Report]
Source 2
Anonymous No.714617448 [Report]
You release TF3
Anonymous No.714617482 [Report]
dude just play on skial
Anonymous No.714617486 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Shut it down
Anonymous No.714617496 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Undo Meet Your Match
Anonymous No.714617536 [Report] >>714617572 >>714620038 >>714621595 >>714622032
>>714617145 (OP)
The game is 18 fucking years old. There is nothing to "fix", just move on with your life and accept that sometimes things need to end.
Anonymous No.714617538 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Scouts only, eternal mid fight
Anonymous No.714617540 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Undo Meet Your Match Bitch
Anonymous No.714617551 [Report]
No more free to play.
Anonymous No.714617553 [Report]
Health ticks down when camping
Anonymous No.714617560 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Random crits are fairly balanced.
Anonymous No.714617572 [Report]
>>714617536
that's 26 words
Anonymous No.714617578 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
move on
Anonymous No.714617591 [Report] >>714637683
>>714617145 (OP)
exterminate all trannies and furries
Anonymous No.714617616 [Report] >>714622009
>>714617145 (OP)
Snipers must use the huntsman.
Anonymous No.714617641 [Report]
Make Team Fortress Great Again
Anonymous No.714617656 [Report]
>>714617249
>he wants to play on default lerp
Anonymous No.714617687 [Report]
Dragon's Fury buff, nerf Sniper
Anonymous No.714617694 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Undo the MyM update.
Anonymous No.714617715 [Report] >>714617872 >>714622594 >>714622652 >>714625724 >>714626289
remove all lgbt, pedo anime fans and furshits
Anonymous No.714617748 [Report] >>714622019
Just make TF3 already, fuck
Anonymous No.714617778 [Report] >>714618736
resurrect Rick May
Anonymous No.714617787 [Report]
Ullapool Caber one-shots Snipers.
Anonymous No.714617816 [Report] >>714618639 >>714618768
Castaway vs Froyotech exhibition bout
Anonymous No.714617872 [Report]
>>714617715
save your words and just say shutdown the servers you giant projecting faggot.
Anonymous No.714617924 [Report] >>714617957
Total market destruction, fuck mannconomy
Anonymous No.714617957 [Report]
>>714617924
no, gambling is fun.
Anonymous No.714617972 [Report] >>714618049
>>714617145 (OP)
No Cosmetics, Only Stock Weapons
Anonymous No.714618005 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Revert quickplay, revert weapon nerfs.
Anonymous No.714618049 [Report]
>>714617972
Just as Robin Walker intended
Anonymous No.714618081 [Report] >>714618652
Give Scout his blue pants.
Anonymous No.714618096 [Report] >>714618384 >>714618475 >>714618502
This is how I basically fixed the game for myself. If I get backstabbed by a kunai spy with 50+ points or headshotted by a sniper with 50+ points, I leave the game. It's just too hard/annoying to counter these niggas unless you happen to have a couple of legitimately good people on your team.
Anonymous No.714618384 [Report]
>>714618096
>It's just too hard/annoying to counter these niggas
finally some recognition, you're welcome!
Anonymous No.714618475 [Report]
>>714618096
>the only winning move is not to play
the trolls always win.
Anonymous No.714618502 [Report] >>714645027
>>714618096
If you're regularly getting fucked up by a Sniper or a Spy, then your team sucks and deserves to lose. Spies should be dead after one backstab, two at most, and Snipers should be able to be overwhelmed by mobile classes like Soldier and Scout during openings.
Anonymous No.714618531 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Ban everyone better than me.
Anonymous No.714618578 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
build time machine to 2008
Anonymous No.714618584 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Give Pyro big fat tits
Anonymous No.714618639 [Report]
>>714617816
pedo server
Anonymous No.714618652 [Report] >>714618989 >>714622636
>>714618081
Am I going crazy or didn't they actually fix that and then revert it?
Anonymous No.714618663 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Disable sv_pure.
Anonymous No.714618736 [Report]
>>714617778
stfu tranny
Anonymous No.714618768 [Report]
>>714617816
y does b4nny always giggle like a girl
Anonymous No.714618794 [Report]
Paid 2 Play
Anonymous No.714618804 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Sexy Anime Female Girls
Anonymous No.714618830 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Move on to another game
Anonymous No.714618862 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
N
Anonymous No.714618885 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
remove the economy
Anonymous No.714618989 [Report] >>714622578
>>714618652
They did.
The PS3 version of TF2 still uses it though.
Anonymous No.714619769 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Go back to vanilla gameplay.
Anonymous No.714619809 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Niggers tongue my anus
Anonymous No.714620038 [Report]
>>714617536
>The game is 18 fucking years old.
And perfectly functional and still played by thousands of people daily, I dont see anything point you might be making with this vague statement.
>There is nothing to "fix"
Theres a mountain of problems many veterans of the game can point to that have been there for years.
>just move on with your life and accept that sometimes things need to end.
Are you mentally challenged? Do you need someone to feed and clothe you? Do you have control over your bowels? I cant think of a reason a non disabled person would suggest something like this.
Anonymous No.714620128 [Report] >>714620179
>>714617145 (OP)
We need hololive hat collabs
Anonymous No.714620143 [Report] >>714620252
>>714617145 (OP)
Genderbent mercenaries and rape mechanics
Anonymous No.714620179 [Report]
>>714620128
We need ANY type of hat collabs, those were fun.
Anonymous No.714620190 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
remove soldier
Anonymous No.714620252 [Report]
>>714620143
>Genderbent mercenaries
Never
>and rape mechanics
Thats jut called being good at the game
Anonymous No.714620363 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
No, stalker child.
Enjoy prison.
Anonymous No.714620568 [Report]
Remove spawning wall-hacks.
Anonymous No.714620624 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Remove all demoman nerfs
Anonymous No.714620683 [Report] >>714621191 >>714621289
>>714617145 (OP)
It doesn't need fixing.
Anonymous No.714620842 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Revert weapon from before compshittery.
Actually I don't care I haven't booted up this game in like 3 years.
Anonymous No.714620947 [Report]
shut down the valve servers
Anonymous No.714621191 [Report] >>714621327
>>714620683
Lots of weapons need an urgent buff or rework.
The bison is useless outside meme challenges
Caber is useless outside demoknight and even then is still underpowered
Hand slap is a meme weapon and useless in all senses
and those are just the ones that came to mind.
Anonymous No.714621289 [Report] >>714621673
>>714620683
I don't expect quickplay to be fully reverted, but there absolutely are things Valve could do to make casual mode much less dogshit. A 45-minute map timer alone would do wonders.
Anonymous No.714621327 [Report] >>714621497 >>714621850
>>714621191
The meme weapons don't have to be good. No one cares if you're trying to win in TF2
Anonymous No.714621356 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Remove Random Crits and Sniper
Anonymous No.714621374 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Rollback all updates
Anonymous No.714621497 [Report] >>714621673 >>714621785
>>714621327
I wouldn't mind that a meme weapon is useless if they were useless from the start, the bison was good and a decent secondary for random loadouts.
The caber was perfect to terrorize snipers and smug scunts.
Anonymous No.714621595 [Report]
>>714617536
Age of Empires 2 and Quake both came out over 20 years ago and people still play them Overcuck.
Sorry your reddit game got killed.
Anonymous No.714621673 [Report]
>>714621289
The full code for casual is still in the game. It would actually be less work to revert than make changes to casual

>>714621497
The way they have massacres some weapons into unusability is terrible. The old sandman wasn't fun but the slow effect doesn't do anything even if the other player doesn't know they can negate the effect
Anonymous No.714621751 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
New event and new WEAPONS
Anonymous No.714621785 [Report] >>714621915 >>714622136
>>714621497
the bison was never ever good and the caber was retarded when it could one hit demos
Anonymous No.714621832 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
remove quickplay
Anonymous No.714621850 [Report]
>>714621327
They don't have to be good, but they don't have to feel like shit to use either. Especially weapons like the Bison and Eviction Notice where they were perfectly fine as meme weapons when they were introduced but were nerfed anyway.
Anonymous No.714621868 [Report]
Flare gun should get buffed to 40 damage
Change my mind
Anonymous No.714621915 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
ignore compfags
>>714621785
upgraded bison is legendary in mvm
Anonymous No.714622009 [Report]
>>714617616
based based based based based
Anonymous No.714622019 [Report]
>>714617748
Based on CSGO2, please no
Anonymous No.714622032 [Report] >>714632219
>>714617536
there's literally no other game like tf2, every game like it is either too few players, too focused on ability cooldowns, or a quake 3 reskin
Anonymous No.714622132 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Remove every class except spy.
Anonymous No.714622136 [Report]
>>714621785
Bison was a decent side-grade to the shotgun on release. It's hit-reg wasn't completely fucked and the multi-hit worked as a result.
Caber should be able to one shot light classes tho for all of the trade offs
Anonymous No.714622198 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
rogue like mechanics
Anonymous No.714622232 [Report] >>714622372
>>714617145 (OP)
Revert all comp fag nerfs
Anonymous No.714622327 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
lower the damage falloff on most weapons so sniper isn't literally the only class that can do good damage at range while everyone else is doing 5-20
Anonymous No.714622372 [Report]
>>714622232
Honestly this. I'd take having to deal with the old sandman if it meant we got the ambassador and caber back
Anonymous No.714622492 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Reinstate quickplay. Remove tiered cosmetics.
This is the only correct answer btw
Anonymous No.714622578 [Report]
>>714618989
>still uses
Anon...
Anonymous No.714622594 [Report]
>>714617715
anime website
Anonymous No.714622636 [Report] >>714648425
>>714618652
the fixed colors clashed with a bunch of cosmetics so they undid it
Anonymous No.714622637 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
revert back to 2013/14
Anonymous No.714622652 [Report] >>714622936
>>714617715
that kills like 90% of the playerbase though
Anonymous No.714622936 [Report]
>>714622652
Who cares. Thats like saying getting rid of all brown people would remove 90% of the world.
Anonymous No.714623050 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Make the game paid again
Anonymous No.714623628 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Mandatory sixes lineup 5cp only.
Anonymous No.714624030 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
nerf explosives and wrangler
Anonymous No.714624236 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
revert weapons, add new weapons
Anonymous No.714624245 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Ey! Need a Dispensa here!
Anonymous No.714624832 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Straight up remove sniper
Anonymous No.714625724 [Report] >>714625852 >>714626289
>>714617715
This.
>all anime pfps banned
>all furfag pfp banned
>all alphabet soups abnned
To add:
>range ban everyone south of the texas border
>return every player and community server pre-MYM
>add a 4th cosmetic slot

>inb4 can't be done
Cool. Enjoy your game full of retarded browns and mentally ill retards who will kick you because you said faggot.
Anonymous No.714625852 [Report] >>714626289
>>714625724
Also, also:
>perma-gag every retard who get's on the mic and starts describing his fan-fiction of what valve should do/add
Literally the cringiest thing to hear some mush-mouth sperg give his weapon's manifesto.
Anonymous No.714625857 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
no more matchmaking

did it in 3
Anonymous No.714625971 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Fix bugs, undo pointless nerfs
Anonymous No.714626289 [Report] >>714626865
>>714617715
>>714625724
>>714625852
cool, now how are you going to enforce that nigger? back in pre-mym days you could just not play with them
Anonymous No.714626365 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
just kill the trading scene
Anonymous No.714626427 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Remove Sniper, no more bans
Anonymous No.714626498 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
No need, it is fine.
Anonymous No.714626865 [Report]
>>714626289
>taking clearly impossible achievements literally
BAN THIS MUSH-MOUTH
Anonymous No.714626919 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
delete minis and flares
Anonymous No.714626941 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Remove Meet your Match
Anonymous No.714626990 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Play other games
Anonymous No.714627045 [Report]
i like it
Anonymous No.714627051 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
It's 18 years old let it fucking die already
Anonymous No.714627116 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Ban degens
Anonymous No.714627931 [Report]
Return to buy-in.
Anonymous No.714628095 [Report]
Fishing minigame to earn hats
Anonymous No.714628117 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
bring back quickplay and team-switching
Anonymous No.714628147 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Team Fortress three: coomer bait
Anonymous No.714628181 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
time machine to 2009
Anonymous No.714630635 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Nerf sniper, demo and soldier.
Anonymous No.714631202 [Report]
gaben fatty fat fat haha
Anonymous No.714631426 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
ban every anon in this thread and watch the game improve tenfold
they will just move to the tranny infested and made shit like open fortress or tranny classic ahere they will eventually die
Anonymous No.714631590 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
no small fix can work.
just make tf3.
Anonymous No.714631643 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
bomb valve office in minecraft
Anonymous No.714631817 [Report]
Delete Sniper, bring back quickplay.
Anonymous No.714631912 [Report]
fem pyro boobs huge boobs
Anonymous No.714632070 [Report]
Team Fortress 3 $ 60
Anonymous No.714632174 [Report]
Straight white men only.
Anonymous No.714632219 [Report]
>>714622032
You dolt: if you're trying to switch to the exact same thing as before, you're not moving on at all.
Anonymous No.714632248 [Report]
Delete Sniper and Engineer upgrades
Anonymous No.714634837 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
undo all compfag changes
Anonymous No.714636408 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
delete the abilit for people with less than 1k hrs and who haven't played the game in a week to post about the game online
Anonymous No.714636628 [Report] >>714637292
remove cheats
Anonymous No.714636740 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
get off the inter net
Anonymous No.714637121 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
roll back game to vanlla
Anonymous No.714637203 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
revert f2p
Anonymous No.714637292 [Report]
>>714636628
Good luck with that when VAC gets outsmarted by a literal pastebin config from 2012. We've been "removing cheats" for a decade now and all we got was spinbot heavies dancing in spawn and aimbot snipers with 3-day old accounts. Valve ain’t waking up anytime soon.
Anonymous No.714637683 [Report]
>>714617591
Based
Anonymous No.714639050 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Revert MYM nerfs

That's really it they made some weapons unviable and other weapons viable. Nobody uses eviction notice anymore or any nerfed ones except noobs and memers.
Anonymous No.714639998 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
let me do balance changes :)
Anonymous No.714640867 [Report]
Casual servers without lunatics
Anonymous No.714642989 [Report]
Watch this very cool webm.
Anonymous No.714644626 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
revert balance changes, remove comp
Anonymous No.714645027 [Report]
>>714618502
>dodge and flail around in random directions and hope this is enough to make the sniper miss
i wish i got to play the video game too
Anonymous No.714645302 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Remove F2P, revert before mannconomy
Anonymous No.714645536 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Shut it down
Anonymous No.714645685 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
time machine back to 2007
Anonymous No.714646159 [Report] >>714647086 >>714647619
didnt the bot problem was solved?
Anonymous No.714647086 [Report] >>714647715
>>714646159
Yes, but that was just a smokescreen hiding how dogshit the game itself became since Gun Mettle. We're still feeling the damage from those updates today.
Anonymous No.714647159 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Get rid of casual man
Anonymous No.714647236 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
move on.
Anonymous No.714647619 [Report]
>>714646159
the bot problem went to community servers now
uncle dane is desparate for more players
Anonymous No.714647715 [Report]
>>714647086
>since Gun Mettle.
YOU SAY THAT LIKE MEET YOUR FUCKING MATCH WASN'T THE THING THAT DESTROYED THIS FUCKING GAME
Anonymous No.714648320 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
just make team fortress 3
Anonymous No.714648425 [Report]
>>714622636
and by "a bunch" it was like maybe a dozen max that could have easily been fixed or ignored
Anonymous No.714648448 [Report] >>714648830
>spy backstabs me in the middle of our whole fucking push
>he had to walk past several people just to kill me
>he strolls away while nobody does anything about it
Anonymous No.714648506 [Report]
Kill all troons and fags
Anonymous No.714648562 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
source two update next year
Anonymous No.714648594 [Report]
Bring back active dev team
Anonymous No.714648821 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Return to the good times
Anonymous No.714648830 [Report]
>>714648448
Was there ever any doubt?
Anonymous No.714649000 [Report]
I can do it in three:
>Bring back tauntsliding
Anonymous No.714650024 [Report]
revert literally EVERY change that happened because of compniggers. jesus christ, why was comp tf2 ever a thing anyway? why couldn't they just stay in counter strike instead of infesting tf2.
Anonymous No.714650135 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
Team Fortress Three
Anonymous No.714650159 [Report]
>>714617317
This. Fuck the other gadgets
Anonymous No.714650208 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
more porn
Anonymous No.714650305 [Report]
all the manchildren move on from that game and it becomes a chill little game with a small player base
Anonymous No.714650326 [Report]
>>714617145 (OP)
kill the sniper class. bitch