Thread 714617145

Fix TF2 in 5 words or less.

>>714617145 (OP)
functioning anti-cheat, disable console

TF2 Classic Mode, defaults only

undo all post 2008 updates

mandatory spy chosen at random

Source 2

You release TF3

dude just play on skial

>>714617145 (OP)
Shut it down

>>714617145 (OP)
Undo Meet Your Match

>>714617145 (OP)
The game is 18 fucking years old. There is nothing to "fix", just move on with your life and accept that sometimes things need to end.

>>714617145 (OP)
Scouts only, eternal mid fight

>>714617145 (OP)
Undo Meet Your Match Bitch

No more free to play.

Health ticks down when camping

>>714617145 (OP)
Random crits are fairly balanced.

>>714617536
that's 26 words

>>714617145 (OP)
move on

>>714617145 (OP)
exterminate all trannies and furries

>>714617145 (OP)
Snipers must use the huntsman.

Make Team Fortress Great Again

>>714617249
>he wants to play on default lerp

Dragon's Fury buff, nerf Sniper

>>714617145 (OP)
Undo the MyM update.

remove all lgbt, pedo anime fans and furshits

Just make TF3 already, fuck

resurrect Rick May

Ullapool Caber one-shots Snipers.

Castaway vs Froyotech exhibition bout

>>714617715
save your words and just say shutdown the servers you giant projecting faggot.

Total market destruction, fuck mannconomy

>>714617924
no, gambling is fun.

>>714617145 (OP)
No Cosmetics, Only Stock Weapons

>>714617145 (OP)
Revert quickplay, revert weapon nerfs.

>>714617972
Just as Robin Walker intended

Give Scout his blue pants.

This is how I basically fixed the game for myself. If I get backstabbed by a kunai spy with 50+ points or headshotted by a sniper with 50+ points, I leave the game. It's just too hard/annoying to counter these niggas unless you happen to have a couple of legitimately good people on your team.

>>714618096
>It's just too hard/annoying to counter these niggas
finally some recognition, you're welcome!

>>714618096
>the only winning move is not to play
the trolls always win.

>>714618096
If you're regularly getting fucked up by a Sniper or a Spy, then your team sucks and deserves to lose. Spies should be dead after one backstab, two at most, and Snipers should be able to be overwhelmed by mobile classes like Soldier and Scout during openings.

>>714617145 (OP)
Ban everyone better than me.

>>714617145 (OP)
build time machine to 2008

>>714617145 (OP)
Give Pyro big fat tits

>>714617816
pedo server

>>714618081
Am I going crazy or didn't they actually fix that and then revert it?

>>714617145 (OP)
Disable sv_pure.

>>714617778
stfu tranny

>>714617816
y does b4nny always giggle like a girl

Paid 2 Play

>>714617145 (OP)
Sexy Anime Female Girls

>>714617145 (OP)
Move on to another game

>>714617145 (OP)
N

>>714617145 (OP)
remove the economy

>>714618652
They did.
The PS3 version of TF2 still uses it though.

>>714617145 (OP)
Go back to vanilla gameplay.

>>714617145 (OP)
Niggers tongue my anus

>>714617536
>The game is 18 fucking years old.
And perfectly functional and still played by thousands of people daily, I dont see anything point you might be making with this vague statement.
>There is nothing to "fix"
Theres a mountain of problems many veterans of the game can point to that have been there for years.
>just move on with your life and accept that sometimes things need to end.
Are you mentally challenged? Do you need someone to feed and clothe you? Do you have control over your bowels? I cant think of a reason a non disabled person would suggest something like this.

>>714617145 (OP)
We need hololive hat collabs

>>714617145 (OP)
Genderbent mercenaries and rape mechanics

>>714620128
We need ANY type of hat collabs, those were fun.

>>714617145 (OP)
remove soldier

>>714620143
>Genderbent mercenaries
Never
>and rape mechanics
Thats jut called being good at the game

>>714617145 (OP)
No, stalker child.
Enjoy prison.

Remove spawning wall-hacks.

>>714617145 (OP)
Remove all demoman nerfs

>>714617145 (OP)
It doesn't need fixing.

>>714617145 (OP)
Revert weapon from before compshittery.
Actually I don't care I haven't booted up this game in like 3 years.

shut down the valve servers

>>714620683
Lots of weapons need an urgent buff or rework.
The bison is useless outside meme challenges
Caber is useless outside demoknight and even then is still underpowered
Hand slap is a meme weapon and useless in all senses
and those are just the ones that came to mind.

>>714620683
I don't expect quickplay to be fully reverted, but there absolutely are things Valve could do to make casual mode much less dogshit. A 45-minute map timer alone would do wonders.

>>714621191
The meme weapons don't have to be good. No one cares if you're trying to win in TF2

>>714617145 (OP)
Remove Random Crits and Sniper

>>714617145 (OP)
Rollback all updates

>>714621327
I wouldn't mind that a meme weapon is useless if they were useless from the start, the bison was good and a decent secondary for random loadouts.
The caber was perfect to terrorize snipers and smug scunts.

>>714617536
Age of Empires 2 and Quake both came out over 20 years ago and people still play them Overcuck.
Sorry your reddit game got killed.

>>714621289
The full code for casual is still in the game. It would actually be less work to revert than make changes to casual

>>714621497
The way they have massacres some weapons into unusability is terrible. The old sandman wasn't fun but the slow effect doesn't do anything even if the other player doesn't know they can negate the effect

>>714617145 (OP)
New event and new WEAPONS

>>714621497
the bison was never ever good and the caber was retarded when it could one hit demos

>>714617145 (OP)
remove quickplay

>>714621327
They don't have to be good, but they don't have to feel like shit to use either. Especially weapons like the Bison and Eviction Notice where they were perfectly fine as meme weapons when they were introduced but were nerfed anyway.

Flare gun should get buffed to 40 damage
Change my mind

>>714617145 (OP)
ignore compfags
>>714621785
upgraded bison is legendary in mvm

>>714617616
based based based based based

>>714617748
Based on CSGO2, please no

>>714617536
there's literally no other game like tf2, every game like it is either too few players, too focused on ability cooldowns, or a quake 3 reskin

>>714617145 (OP)
Remove every class except spy.

>>714621785
Bison was a decent side-grade to the shotgun on release. It's hit-reg wasn't completely fucked and the multi-hit worked as a result.
Caber should be able to one shot light classes tho for all of the trade offs

>>714617145 (OP)
rogue like mechanics

>>714617145 (OP)
Revert all comp fag nerfs

>>714617145 (OP)
lower the damage falloff on most weapons so sniper isn't literally the only class that can do good damage at range while everyone else is doing 5-20

>>714622232
Honestly this. I'd take having to deal with the old sandman if it meant we got the ambassador and caber back

>>714617145 (OP)
Reinstate quickplay. Remove tiered cosmetics.
This is the only correct answer btw

>>714618989
>still uses
Anon...

>>714617715
anime website

>>714618652
the fixed colors clashed with a bunch of cosmetics so they undid it

>>714617145 (OP)
revert back to 2013/14

>>714617715
that kills like 90% of the playerbase though

>>714622652
Who cares. Thats like saying getting rid of all brown people would remove 90% of the world.

>>714617145 (OP)
Make the game paid again

>>714617145 (OP)
Mandatory sixes lineup 5cp only.

>>714617145 (OP)
nerf explosives and wrangler

>>714617145 (OP)
revert weapons, add new weapons

>>714617145 (OP)
Ey! Need a Dispensa here!

>>714617145 (OP)
Straight up remove sniper

>>714617715
This.
>all anime pfps banned
>all furfag pfp banned
>all alphabet soups abnned
To add:
>range ban everyone south of the texas border
>return every player and community server pre-MYM
>add a 4th cosmetic slot

>inb4 can't be done
Cool. Enjoy your game full of retarded browns and mentally ill retards who will kick you because you said faggot.

>>714625724
Also, also:
>perma-gag every retard who get's on the mic and starts describing his fan-fiction of what valve should do/add
Literally the cringiest thing to hear some mush-mouth sperg give his weapon's manifesto.

>>714617145 (OP)
no more matchmaking

did it in 3

>>714617145 (OP)
Fix bugs, undo pointless nerfs

>>714617715
>>714625724
>>714625852
cool, now how are you going to enforce that nigger? back in pre-mym days you could just not play with them

>>714617145 (OP)
just kill the trading scene

>>714617145 (OP)
Remove Sniper, no more bans

>>714617145 (OP)
No need, it is fine.

>>714626289
>taking clearly impossible achievements literally
BAN THIS MUSH-MOUTH

>>714617145 (OP)
delete minis and flares

>>714617145 (OP)
Remove Meet your Match

>>714617145 (OP)
Play other games

i like it

>>714617145 (OP)
It's 18 years old let it fucking die already

>>714617145 (OP)
Ban degens

Return to buy-in.

Fishing minigame to earn hats

>>714617145 (OP)
bring back quickplay and team-switching

>>714617145 (OP)
Team Fortress three: coomer bait

>>714617145 (OP)
time machine to 2009

>>714617145 (OP)
Nerf sniper, demo and soldier.

gaben fatty fat fat haha

>>714617145 (OP)
ban every anon in this thread and watch the game improve tenfold
they will just move to the tranny infested and made shit like open fortress or tranny classic ahere they will eventually die

>>714617145 (OP)
no small fix can work.
just make tf3.

>>714617145 (OP)
bomb valve office in minecraft

Delete Sniper, bring back quickplay.

fem pyro boobs huge boobs

Team Fortress 3 $ 60

Straight white men only.

>>714622032
You dolt: if you're trying to switch to the exact same thing as before, you're not moving on at all.

Delete Sniper and Engineer upgrades

>>714617145 (OP)
undo all compfag changes

>>714617145 (OP)
delete the abilit for people with less than 1k hrs and who haven't played the game in a week to post about the game online

remove cheats

>>714617145 (OP)
get off the inter net

>>714617145 (OP)
roll back game to vanlla

>>714617145 (OP)
revert f2p

>>714636628
Good luck with that when VAC gets outsmarted by a literal pastebin config from 2012. We've been "removing cheats" for a decade now and all we got was spinbot heavies dancing in spawn and aimbot snipers with 3-day old accounts. Valve ain’t waking up anytime soon.

>>714617591
Based

>>714617145 (OP)
Revert MYM nerfs

That's really it they made some weapons unviable and other weapons viable. Nobody uses eviction notice anymore or any nerfed ones except noobs and memers.

>>714617145 (OP)
let me do balance changes :)

Casual servers without lunatics

Watch this very cool webm.

>>714617145 (OP)
revert balance changes, remove comp

>>714618502
>dodge and flail around in random directions and hope this is enough to make the sniper miss
i wish i got to play the video game too

>>714617145 (OP)
Remove F2P, revert before mannconomy

>>714617145 (OP)
Shut it down

>>714617145 (OP)
time machine back to 2007

didnt the bot problem was solved?

>>714646159
Yes, but that was just a smokescreen hiding how dogshit the game itself became since Gun Mettle. We're still feeling the damage from those updates today.

>>714617145 (OP)
Get rid of casual man

>>714617145 (OP)
move on.

>>714646159
the bot problem went to community servers now
uncle dane is desparate for more players

>>714647086
>since Gun Mettle.
YOU SAY THAT LIKE MEET YOUR FUCKING MATCH WASN'T THE THING THAT DESTROYED THIS FUCKING GAME

>>714617145 (OP)
just make team fortress 3

>>714622636
and by "a bunch" it was like maybe a dozen max that could have easily been fixed or ignored

>spy backstabs me in the middle of our whole fucking push
>he had to walk past several people just to kill me
>he strolls away while nobody does anything about it

Kill all troons and fags

>>714617145 (OP)
source two update next year

Bring back active dev team

>>714617145 (OP)
Return to the good times

>>714648448
Was there ever any doubt?

I can do it in three:
>Bring back tauntsliding

revert literally EVERY change that happened because of compniggers. jesus christ, why was comp tf2 ever a thing anyway? why couldn't they just stay in counter strike instead of infesting tf2.

>>714617145 (OP)
Team Fortress Three

>>714617317
This. Fuck the other gadgets

>>714617145 (OP)
more porn

all the manchildren move on from that game and it becomes a chill little game with a small player base

>>714617145 (OP)
kill the sniper class. bitch