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Anonymous No.714643871 [Report] >>714644115 >>714644193 >>714648229 >>714650054 >>714650545 >>714650589 >>714650682
skate.
>microtransactions in pre-alpha
>shitty lootboxes
>shitty music
>no sense of skate culture
>character can only be blasian
>props are grift fuel
>map is small as fuck
>map is way too vertical
>hall of meat is even worse than skate 3
>challenges are boring and repetitive
yeah it's over
Anonymous No.714643957 [Report]
>soon applying SKG to this shithole game
>they start nagging
ananymous No.714644018 [Report] >>714644202 >>714644231 >>714650335 >>714650510
didn't read, still buying

skate. is the last bastion of white people culture

without it, we have nothing, watching jordan peterson or joe rogan won't save you. buy this fucking game, are you a shill?
Anonymous No.714644115 [Report]
>>714643871 (OP)
They really just kill every good franchise huh
Anonymous No.714644193 [Report]
>>714643871 (OP)
I read it as character can only be lesbian
ananymous No.714644202 [Report]
>>714644018
you can tell this game is gonna be huge by how many trans are shilling against it, so obvious lol, i boughted two copies
Anonymous No.714644231 [Report] >>714644294
>>714644018
there is no white culture in skate. (new game)

literally you character can only be blasian. there is NO sense of white skate culutre. the only brands in game are Vans and Girl
ananymous No.714644294 [Report]
>>714644231
you sound cucked breh
ananymous No.714644345 [Report]
SKVT3.
Anonymous No.714645972 [Report]
Obama killed the skateboarding industry state side, so I'm not surprised that it lacks western skate culture in it. That said, at least you gay fags will have something to enthuse over.
Anonymous No.714648229 [Report]
>>714643871 (OP)
dont simfags have session and skaterxl?
what is even the point of another numbered skate title?
Anonymous No.714649998 [Report] >>714650516
how long have they been working on this now and its still in fucking alpha
Anonymous No.714650054 [Report]
>>714643871 (OP)
>no sense of skate culture
uh yeah anon its 2025, nobody skates anymore
Anonymous No.714650203 [Report] >>714650393
don't you get it anon? kids with smartphones want fall guys these days, they don't want to skate, they want to scale a skyscraper and commit suicide.
Anonymous No.714650335 [Report] >>714650604
>>714644018
>white culture
>poster boy is tatted faggot who can't keep up with literal children at olympics
funny how they made that joke about rollerblading but skateboarding ended up being literally the gayest thing
Anonymous No.714650393 [Report]
>>714650203
a fallguys skate game would be fun as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MeyQV_qUCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl6ogMR0y_k
Anonymous No.714650510 [Report]
>>714644018
>without it, we have nothing
or everybody can go back to modded THUG. If something's justficiation to exist begins and ends with 'there will be no future' then it has no reason to exist.
skate. has no reason to exist, much less a reason to play.
Anonymous No.714650516 [Report] >>714650825
>>714649998
>announced 2020
>still not released on 2025

>skate released in 2007
>skate 3 released in 2010
Anonymous No.714650545 [Report]
>>714643871 (OP)
>MTX
it's cosmetics, if you're buying brand name skate gear you're a kook
>soundtrack
make your own playlist. what, is this 2005?
>no sense of skate culture
the older games didn't have one either, only old THPS got it right.
>character creator
skill issue
>props are grift fuel
what does that even mean
>map size
denser than any previous game and they have said on multiple occasions they're going to expand it later down the line with free updates
>structured challenges are weak
you don't 'get' skateboarding as a concept.
Anonymous No.714650589 [Report] >>714650650
>>714643871 (OP)
>no sense of skate culture
Stopped reading there. I'm tired of hearing this complaint from 300lb 40 year olds that never actually skated in their lives, just blatantly consumed it vicariously through their televisions, and are complaining that the video game is just being a video game instead of a multicultural showcase.
Anonymous No.714650604 [Report]
>>714650335
worldskate is a rollerblader organization and they run all the faggy olympics shit
>tatted faggot who can't keep up with literal children
what does antwuan have to do with anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQU10wApsBQ
Anonymous No.714650650 [Report] >>714650816
>>714650589
it really has no sense of skate culture though
Anonymous No.714650682 [Report]
>>714643871 (OP)
>skate culture
dropping out of highschool and getting addicted to heroin?
Anonymous No.714650791 [Report]
>skate culture
it's not the 00s anymore, and while this is not representative of "skate culture," it is certainly a consumer brand driven market space now. baggy clothes, vans, and ska/punk ain't it anymore. reminder you're in your 30s and your back/knees hurt. go to bed old man. pic related.
Anonymous No.714650816 [Report]
>>714650650
it perfectly captures the modern sense of soulless corporate culture that has dominated since cleancut stoolies like Ryan Sheckler came to the forefront. big money, big sponsorships, marketing and branding and little Chinese girls being trained by the Chinese government to skate in the fucking Olympics.
sorry friend, it's not 1993 anymore.
Anonymous No.714650825 [Report]
>>714650516
>skate released in 2007
skate also released blatantly unfinished and missing basic features, like tits
>skate 3 release in 2010
skate 3 was not only a highly iterative sequel but also one that cut out major features like offline multiplayer until they could sell it back as DLC