Thread 714647727

Rice Shower our hero

goofy ahh horse phone

This is a goldshi world

>>714647727 (OP)
is it true that people get mad when you mention that the real horse fell over and died during a race or is that a bit

Front ftw

>>714648204
why doesn't she have a cock when goldship sired 75 foals last year

Why doesnt the game work for me
It says error

>>714648293
it's mostly just sadness.
and it didn't fall over and die, it got its leg destroyed by a fall and had to be put down right there on the stadium.

>>714648578
racing apologists love to say they "have" to put down horses

But I've never seen a horse prosthetic

Snuggle your umas before they break down your door to snuggle you

>>714647727 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddEWSstTeJk

>>714648505
Like this

They made a fully functional pretty derby game on vrchat, it has a group and everything. I think you can play without the headset too has all the girls too
>captcha R0NY

I have never seen a bigger jobber in my fucking life than this poor girl.

>>714648882
Oh fuck she's using discord now?

>>714647727 (OP)
what is that image preview trickery

why is vodka ALWAYS sad. I make her happy again and literally 1 fucking event later she is under the weather

>>714647727 (OP)
>goal is to place at least 5th in the japanese derby
>set her to front runner because I haven't managed to get much power training in
>she demolishes bourbon and holds the lead for over half the race
Rice Shower, my undisputed GOAT.

>>714647727 (OP)
Ive come to realize that bond training on R support cards is an absolute trap
I swear, the increase you get from it barely feels like anything

>>714648375
those 75 brave gambles. Wonder what the schedule will be this year since a gold ship kid won a G1 lol

>>714648505
>>714649137
Did it fix?

>>714649919
Mogged by Scarlet's ample chest so hard she can't help but feel sad

>>714649919
Her gf refuses to put out she just keeps trying to race her instead

Never forget what they took from you

>look at the porn
>its all generic anime girls, none of them have horselike donut assholes or something
what a blunder

TELL ME HOW TO BUILD HER, NOW!

I beat the Finals with all of them. Does training really cause that much of a disparity in rating?

>>714650421
Less speed, more power

>>714647727 (OP)
Based OP, literally just doodled her. She really is cute.

>>714650369
What do you mean? The change in design?

>>714647727 (OP)
>Generic anime girl with animal accessories
A more dogshit combination doesn't exist

>>714650421
This Golshi got me to ura finals but she couldn't hold up in the end. I think I needed more power and stamina

this franchise as a whole might be the most overrated thing ive seen ever. the gacha is stingy af. the anime is mid but people will call it peak because a horse girl cries once per season.

>>714650574
B and B+ is the highest you'll get until you start using really good cards, upgrading them and leveling up your horses.

>>714650693
>furfags mad no one wants western furry shit

>>714650574
skills count towards rating too, gold skills give a lot and you get points just for having a lot of them too
good sparks -> more stats -> frees up time to do races -> more races = more skill points -> with good cards and skill inheritances -> higher rating

Tell me about bourbon, should I roll for her?

>>714650716
Nah, you don't know shit about gacha if you think this is low quality.
CinGray is legit amazing, same with the movie.
You're just mad the thing is rightfully getting a lot of love from both Japan and the west.

>>714650796
$100 says it's some "JAPAN IS OVER CHINA'S WON" chinkshill mad that we're talking about and praising a Japanese game

>>714650783
she's cute and autistic
has a bit of trouble with stamina because her career keeps putting her in longer and longer races

>>714650783
Yes.
As someone with a fetish for robot girls, her voice turns me on.

>>714650783
the only required roll is kitasan black, aside from that check the schedule and roll with your dick

>>714650796
>the anime gets good after 3 seasons, 2 OVAs, and a movie
ok

>>714647727 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBH9YPJeYdQ

Sooo, apparently, it was confirmed that this is in the MonMusu universe/setting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNAJvFHlUHo

>>714650783
If you like her design go for it. The unfortunate reality is that 90 %of the girls are just blank slates and your support cards are what actually make your run

>>714648882
She wouldn't say this, she'd say nigger with extra emphasis on the -er

>>714650947
Cinderella Gray is a manga that predates most of those. What a retard lmao

>>714650884
>>714650919
That's adorable, how often do I get to see that cool animation that plays on her banner?

>>714650939
I heard that advise before but my /m/ boner is telling yes

>>714650939
kitasan black is a trap for f2p because you want multiple copies. if you aren’t gonna whale on it then you’re better off just following someone who has it maxed out

>>714651062
her skill is pretty reliable since she doesn't need overtakes for it, but if she gets rushed or something it won't pop
be careful with her, is all i can say

>>714651028
>actually just a spin off manga is good
ok

>>714651085
isn't getting at least one good though since there is a way to uncap support cards later down the line that doesn't require you to whale?

game's rng gets really infuriating at times

>>714651151
>moving the goalpost
>ignores how the movie is also good
And that's not even saying how the anime was already good since Season 2. Hell even S1 was way better than the KanColle anime and the vast majority of "gacha" anime.
Last (You) though, see ya.

so...how do I delete old horses?

>>714651198
When Oguri Cap comes outta nowhere at the last second of the race and steals your victory.

>>714650783
I've seen people said that her valentine trainee banner is a better version of her if you want to save up for Kitasan. I don't when that'll drop though

I need mambo horse, when's mambo horse in global

>>714651275
You transfer them to America. It's in the Level Up tab iirc.

>>714651187
sure but you’re still rolling for a card that you wont use for months, and if you’re f2p that sucks since you only get like 4 sparks a year and we’re on a faster schedule than JP with no extra income so you’ll end up need to skip more banners already

>>714651232
if you’re setting the bar at kancolle there might as well not be a bar

>>714648578
LMAOOOO

>>714650693
TRVKE

Who's the most autistic horse in this game?

REMINDER THAT IF (YOU) DONT GET 5 COPIES OF KITASAN BLACK ON JULY 16th (sixteenth) THEN YOUR ACCOUNT IS BRICKED AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL QUIT

>>714650210
>gold ship kid won a G1
shit that will never ever happen

>>714651541
golshi
who is less autistic than her irl counterpart

>>714648692
Horse racing is something that should probably be illegal but nobody wants to be the person to make it illegal

you already fully uncapped your event card right anon?

i can't believe i made it through rice shower's entire goal list without using her special skill since halfway through year 1
she's surprisingly amazing as a front-runner

Is it actually possible to max out a stat rn?

>>714651635
How good is that card? I think I have it at lvl 3 cap atm

>>714651691
Likely with Bakushi, best Speed Cards at 30 level, pick only speed and you might reach 1200

I already quit the game. I’ll just live vicariously through the whales here. I knew I was gonna have the major crash out once I learned the meta defining card will have a banner before it’s even possible to save up a spark as f2p, so I just stopped before it soured my opinion of umamusume.

>>714651769
It's a bit unintuitive, but it's actually better to pick anything but speed for events because it doesn't scale. Any time you train stam/power/guts/wit, you risk wasting a training station level up. Meeting the stat thresholds for the everything else with events and just spamming speed training is how you get it really high

>>714651635
how do you get so many event points? i feel like I get like none for a run with 90% bonus

>>714650693
Fucking based

>>714649865
Something like that
https://x.com/kimuepi/status/1941637997465833963

>>714651856
I'll just get the girls I like. Don't feel like following the meta. Most of them aren't 3 star thankfully.

>>714651935
The SSR card is like at around 250k Event Points, that's like 20-ish runs which is a lot, but isn't impossible at all.
Also by going after so many Event Points, you would get a lot of chips to spin the roulette, which can give you more copies of the card.

>>714651935
i get around 17k points per run by using the event card at 35% bonus + 40% from a borrowed oguri +5% from suzuka

>>714651632
makes way too much money too, and some may use it to launder money
only way to make it illegal is if someone goes rogue and begins to shoot multiple horses and jockeys dead

>>714652131
>dirt: G
It's cute to imagine that she hates dirt tracks since she's a fancy lady

>>714651568
you would think, but Meisho Tabaru won the Takazakura kinen a couple weeks ago just like daddy did.

>>714650369
it should be considered a crime against umanity

>>714652440
Shame, her OG design is perfection. New one isn't bad but still, I can only imagine the horse's owners wanted her to be less sexy or something.

>>714652440
Marvelous Sunday also got pretty nerfed

When are we getting Phar Lap?

Guys! Daiwa Scarlet caught me jerking it to Vodka! She looked very upset about it! Guys! Hel-!

>>714652440
I like how the new design is more Spartan-like.
By the time the revision of the OG outfit got to the S1 variant, I would consider the new outfit in-game an upgrade.
If you compare the very last with the very first it's more debatable, making her not having panties is a bit tryhard for a racing series.

>>714652836
Last thing this anon saw before getting kicked by a horse.

>>714651856
It's cygames, you need both money and time to be competitive which honestly is whatever

Is Mihono Bourbon hard to run with? She keeps spilling spaghetti in Arima Kinen, I've literally ran her like 10 times by now
Am I just boned if I don't have any other front runners to inherit from?

>>714651342
about 7-8 months going by the accelerated schedule

>>714650421
I've got the feeling that I overshot stamina and didn't get enough Power by the end, but hey it worked

>>714653087
Brother that stamina is looking sad

>>714653284
Is Swinging Maestro not enough to offset that? And I didn't even do any Power training, it got that high by itself

>>714651693
getting a lvl 50 speed card with priority as a f2p is amazing

She tried to trick the teacher twice in two turns in a row

>>714653321
It's a pretty long race even for other long races. Not sure myself how much you need but I can tell you for certain your other stats are fine, my bourbons gets past arima kinen with roughly the same wit/guts and slightly less power but usually my stamina is only 100-200 lower than speed. IIRC the chart that gets passed around a lot recommends 400-500 stamina for it. Granted I'm not seeing what you're seeing, whats your races look like? She getting late starts(cucks her out of her signature), she getting bodyblocked, she unable to keep up enough speed in the last leg?

The race camera is much better in portrait mode. I hope they improve the PC version since it's proven to be pretty popular.

>>714653770
Yeah she gets late starts the most out of any of my trainees because of course she does, she can clutch out the win in all other races but not the Arima Kinen. She starts lagging behind after the midpoint and starts losing position and in hindsight now that I'm typing this out I guess this means that I really don't have enough stamina and I'm a retard but that green jackass with the hat at the end never says anything helpful either.

>>714653321
No that's still kinda low even with Maestro. Arima is only 2500m but it has 3 uphill segments so it eats a lot of stamina, which is why people want 550 as a benchmark. Maestro helps sure but since it only triggers once you have to bank on your remaining tank to carry you through the race and if it's too low or if Maestro doesn't activate then you're fucked.

Gentildonna's racing potential is rising, overflowing...

>>714653874
How? You aren't just mixing up the URA finale camera as an aspect ratio matter are you?

how do I build opera... she keeps jobing when i'm 5 races into the careeer mode

I want to turn Norn into a champion

>>714654175
It's way more dynamic with tons of closeup animations you never see in landscape

>>714654175
The cameras act differently, it isn't just aspect ratio.
Try it yourself.

>>714647727 (OP)
Is the game really based on the anime and not the other way around?

>>714654267
Landscape has close-ups but it favors way way more wide shots.

>>714654129
I did not know slopes is a mechanic
Fuck

>>714654302
the anime came years before the game

>>714654302
Multimedia franchise.

>>714650693
>>714651472
>>714651971
Faggots who use that image are even worse than frogposters, I've literally never seen a good take from them.

>>714654302
Multimedia franchise. IIRC the game was supposed to be out first but it didn't.

>>714654373
Skills that only trigger on uphill/downhill exist so yeah it's definitely a thing. That being said for your average playing bullshit it doesn't really matter all that much, if at all. It's only really a thing for chanmi where you want to minmax build.

>>714654243
it'll never happen but i really want some of the cinderella gray characters in the game proper. folkqueen and obey especially.
maybe as support cards.

>>714651342
Post the song

>>714654302
>>714654378
The game and anime were supposed to come out close to the same time in 2018, but the game kept getting delayed and didn't launch until 2021.

Remember what the Jews took from you

Is it just me or do the concerts actually sound different based on the girls performing in it?

How stingy should I be with the TP potion? I'm on a losing streak, pissed off and salty but I need to grind for the event anyway. I have 75 of them at the moment, should I splurge?

>>714651198
>late start
>rushed

>>714654647
if you go to the concert menu and start selecting who's participating the game will tell you if a character has their own vocals for a song or not

>>714647727 (OP)
More like Rice Shot fucking dead without remorse

>>714654732
go ahead, tp is basically infinite

>>714649185
Um... but I don't wanna be a girl

>>714654643
That's entirely on Cygames for that infamous first PV.

>>714654805
holy shit im actually amazed they did that

>>714654836
Great there goes my weekend

>>714648692
Horses cant live on 3 legs, and nobodys going to make and maintain a huge horse wheelchair for a bunch of crippled horses that might live for 30 years.

Its better for the horse to just end it right there when their leg breaks. Horses in any environment get put down right away if they break a leg.

>>714654597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>714654243
Anon... Norn Ace doesn't exist... Even Happy Meek is more real than she is and that's only retroactively...

>>714654778
>Procs 3 skills in the span of a second and get immediately boxed in

>>714654994
>just fill it to the brim with explosives
well, you can't say it isn't effective

>>714654948
not for all songs though
>Symboli Rudolf wins race
>sounds like Haru Urara

>>714655152
She does a pretty good winning the soul, at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpdCQO4kFLE&list=RDkpdCQO4kFLE

>>714654948
well cygames have made idolmaster games before, and uma has a ton of im@s dna in it

>>714655152
if a character doesn't have vocals for a song they get a random one who does

Agnes Tachyon has vocals for more or less all the songs. My GOAT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1wlRVJSzVo

>>714654948
It's really one of the cooler aspects of the game, even if it doesn't delve too much into the idolshit aspect they still go out of the way to give songs unique singers, I fuck around with the MV player a lot in JP.
The downside is that it doesn't give voices to everyone, so anyone who doesn't have a unique voice borrows someone else's. In JP it's not that noticeable unless your girl has a very unique voice, but in global it's really jarring. For example, Unlimited Impact in global only has Haru Urara as a unique voice so everyone will sound like Haru Urara, whereas in JP there's 17 unique voices for it, hell some of the horses are even launch horses in global and they just didn't add them because lmao.

WHO'S THIS BLONDE BITCH AND WHY DID SHE CRIPPLE MY HORSE'S STATS!?

>>714655515
why is she shaking like that

I haven’t been able to bring a single fucking 3 star girl to win the URA.
Been able to win with goldship, sakura, daiwa and condor.
Failed miserably with oguri, opera and the car girl.
Absolutely fucked by rng every single time.

>>714655270
>if a character doesn't have vocals for a song they get a random one who does
Ohhh that explains a lot. I'd actually been wondering why Mayano Top Gun had such an unexpectedly deep singing voice whenever she appeared in my winning concerts

>bitch who isn't good at medium races insists on doing them
Is the point of King Halo's career to make me want to kill myself?

>>714655704
>failing to win with Oguri and Maruzensky
Literally how

>>714655642
the real Oguri was known to tremble before a race.

>>714655885
Choked at the final races of their careers and at the middle point had to burn some retries thanks to inconsistent rng and needing to get 1st.
Fucking HATE this shit

Man card skills should at least be guaranteed during runs... I've lost count of the number of times my run goes to shit because Super Creek refuses to give me Swing Maestro

Is there a lore reason why Scarlet really wants to fuck Vodka?
Also I'm suprised at just how varied the careers are. Each of the horses has a different relationship with you, from treating you like a slave (Tachyon), to kidnapping you and taking you on fun adventures without your consent while abusing you (Goldship), to desperately wanting to fuck you (Ryan).
I figured it'd be slop where all the girls just want to ride your penor but nah they're suprisingly fun characters and well written.

>>714656202
vodka and daiwa were irl rivals if i remember correctly

>>714656202
they're both rivals irl and shonen rules that rivals love eachother

>>714656202
Man, must be nice not skipping every single story scene... Oh well

OOOGURI CAPPU
MEJIRO RYYYAAAAN
GOLDA SHIPPU
NARITA BRRRIAAAN

Tachyon is a BEAST

>>714652440
All the designs are super nerfed. Luckily their personalities and animations carry them.

>>714656312
>Skipping all the story scenes

>>714656374
MEJIRO MAKKUIIIIIIIN

>>714656396
Need some art of her as Gojo.
>"Throughout all tracks and courses, I alone am the fastest one."
>If you raced McQueen, what would happen?
>"Well, if she used her skill? It'd give me a little trouble."
>Would you lose?
>"Nah, I'd win."

How do I build Special Week? I keep getting obliterated in later races.

nice

Most of the Umamusume stories suck ass. Can just skip the the first 2-3 episodes before you get to the parts that have meaning.

>>714654948
Legend Changer, the 4th anniversary song, is the pinnacle of this shit. There's 15 singers, and each of them gets a unique interlude where the announcer hypes them up drawing from the actual commentary from their iconic races.
Rudolf's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGVOC5B9O4I
A compilation of the cut-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6zY6IzBgB0

wtf is manga super creek's problem?

She's literally me.

>>714656767
the dark timeline where her trainer is a middle aged bitch and not a hung shota

>>714656202
They had a rivalry rl, though it wasn't really viewed as 'romantic' at the time. It's just easy to paint it that way when you think about two irl mares that contested each other so frequently. They both have progeny lines with entirely other horses. Scarlet's mates include Eishin Flash (who is in the game), while Vodka's most consistent mate was Frankel (A Bri'ish horse).

>>714654163
https://youtu.be/NmruaV5GcNU?list=PLB0E958273C6C2487

>You, Special Week. I choose you to be the first of my victims

>>714656767
cinderella gray sticks much closer to the real oguri's actual career. he was a nationwide hero at the time and super creek, as one of his major rivals, was treated as a total heel. so the manga plays into that aspect.
oguri's fans even sent creek's jockey and owner tons of hate mail.

>>714656746
Now that's the good shit

>>714656896
Based Pantera 10's.

Who is objectively best girl

>>714657141
Your favourite

>>714654948
I went into this game expecting to not like the idol stuff/just end up perma-muting but it's honestly pretty neat

>>714656914
Kind of unfair bias against Creek. Not like he was doing anything wrong, guy just wanted to win. Can see why Take got annoyed. Reminds me of the bs Rice Shower got for beating Bourbon.

>>714657141
Sakura Bakushin O

>>714657141
My favorite

Here it is
The miracle

>>714647727 (OP)
finally have my own 2+2+3 stamina spark with some good skills without needing to borrow
still havent seen a 3 stat spark other than the guest horses

>>714654631
How did Umas succeed where Tribe Nine failed? Isn't baseball bigger than horse racing?

>>714656767
Trainer isn't a male that she can pamper.

>>714650369
Reminder that Buena Vista, Deep Impact, King Kamehameha, and Orfevre got scrapped before the game's official release even though they were present in the original game trailer.

>>714655093
You don't want to fuck it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34

>no uma musume wife and daughter
It hurts the soul

What's the advantage of End over Late?

>>714656454
MIHOHNO BAHBAHN

>>714657171
>>714657253
I like Tamamo Cross
Is she in?

>>714657486
she was released 10 months in on jp, so maybe like 6-7 months in en

>>714654092
>that green jackass with the hat at the end never says anything helpful

>>714656697
Off to go make Scarlet a sibling or Scarlet

>>714657428
Less chance to get boxed since they're literally dead last already.

>>714656803
Wtf lel

>>714657603
>6-7 months
>Also want Seiun Sky and Teio Anime collab
I am the Trainer that suffers most...

>>714657623
She looks like a villain.

>>714657724
She is.

>>714657724
She's just a mad scientist. Totally normal and above board human and uma testing all obtained consensually. send he-

>>714657428
You're way at the back where no one hangs so you're free to just chill until the last stretch of the race. You need to compensate with a lot of power that usual though to push through everyone and ooikomi had like no real good skills to use so it's more of a meme strat until Orfevre came out.

>watch anime clips of Uma Musume

Ngl this is pretty good

>>714650421
Build more power and stamina
I think I went with 2 spd/stam/str cards
Also helps if she gets 16th place on an early optional race because she then somehow got 1st place on every other race and got the GOAT title for the first time

>>714657770
Six characters to many.

>>714655051
Thank you

>>714657852
Jesus fuck just how high are your stat inherits for you to get THREE Bs? I usually only get 2 at the very fucking most.

>>714657257
Double miracle

>>714654948
Nah, they should've had every girl record the songs at least for the ones that are part of their career mode, anything less is laziness.

>>714656728
holy cute

>>714657910
I borrowed a guy's horse that had 3 stamina + 6 power, and used mine that was 4 stamina + 2 speed

>>714657774
>>714657658
So I need less wit and more power?

>>714657141
Taiki Shuttle

>>714655616
>He fell for it

Post your favourite MV
https://youtu.be/pI_VUNYXysI

>>714657983
Generally yeah. You're fine with chilling at 300-400 wit at this point in the game. End REALLY needs all the acceleration it can get.

>>714654129
That did the trick, thanks. Still had to retry twice in the Arima Kinen because she still didn't have enough stamina I guess (was barely 500) but she pulled through, then stomped everyone flat in the URAs. That was fucking hard as balls. I was so hyped I accidentally skipped the concert and now I'm pissed again.

I need your strongest chibi horses

>>714651541
(You), the trainer, who will be revealed to be a horse all along. As in a real horse.

>>714658339
Nice Neechan with the nice moves

>>714658339
>>714655051

do I play this game on PC google play or steam?

>>714647727 (OP)
MAGICAL REMDER SHOWER

>>714658812
Steam.

>>714650693
everyone who has a problem with kemonomimi because they're just "girls with animal ears/tails" are simply outing themselves as furfags who want to fuck a "woman" who has the literal head of a dog
I don't have a problem with that, but you aren't better than others

do they duplicate characters in this game?
I really hate gacha games when there are billion different version of the same character
not like the Saber and saber alter or jean and jean alter
but like literally saber (x-mas) saber (Halloween) saber (summer) kind of deal
cygames are guilty of this in granblue

>>714658935
yeah they have different outfits as event banners

>>714654243
I want to help Norn's family business by giving her with more fillies!

>>714654994
I am genuinely curious in what situation it would be easier to obtain 55lbs of dynamite, set it up both underneath and on top of a horse, detonate it and ensure no fires are started than to simply drag it away. I get that every guide and warning exists for a reason, but fucking hell.

>>714658992
oh thanks I guess I will stick to porns then
oh wait they dont have that either

>>714658812
'eck

>>714658935
There are dupes but they mostly add them as a tie in for whatever story event is going on at the moment. Most girls have only one alt, very few have 2, and a good chunk of them still have none. They're also regularly adding new horses too so it's not over saturated with alts.

>>714659165
The human girls are underrated ngl

>>714654994
On top of that's it's very, very hard for horses to recover from breaking a leg because they NEED to be on 4 legs all the time, or else it makes the horse unhappy.
Putting them down is doing them a favor by ending their suffering.

>>714657141
Teio

>got a 8* spark off my latest Condor run
>it's split between speed stamina and power

>Uma Musume is a 2025 AOTY and GOTY contender

hub

Which horse would you loyally become a house husband for?

I have become god of horses

>>714657608
Just train your guts bro

>>714657141
Goldship is the quirky autistic bitch but Ryan is a muscle girl who's very genuine and easily flustered, and she's also into you.
Where are you fellow Ryan bros? It's tragic how overlooked she is.

>>714658339
You cant handle my strongest chibis

>>714659442
I'm starting to see the appeal
Would do reps with

Why are people ignoring the fact this game is extremely scummy and P2W?

>>714647727 (OP)
Raising games aren't that popular in the west, maybe this will catch some attention for the genre

>>714659468
Anon, I tell you, I am making a concoction, and I want your strongest chibis
>>714659595
If you want to do PvP then yes but if you're doing only carriers then it doesn't matter imo

>>714659675
No, my chibis are to strong for you traveler.

>>714659442
Unironically just because of her hair

>>714659385
Post stats bro I'm having a mighty hard time getting opera to take off

>>714659595
The P2W only matters for pvp but I really don't like how long Careers take. Can't do that shit on lunch break.

>>714659690
Enough of those games, I am conducting an experiment and I need your strongest chibis!

>>714650421
over trained my stamina if you can hit 800spd 800 pow 600 stam

>>714659595
Stadium PvP is a joke. For chanmi you can still do fine with entering the B Tier bracket. Besides, whale or not you're still at the mercy of bullshit RNG and you still need a brain and some luck to properly build/spark an uma cause stat inflation will only get you so far. Hell rental decks exists in JP and you can still build viable umas with them and the existence of rainbow crystals means you can uncap your support cards in the long run.

I want to save Nice Nature...

>>714659693
>People can't appreciate a woman with messy short hair
Pathetic. Weak men.

>>714659762
True. Does career mode get any qol? Shit takes way too long even with max skip

Mejiro Ryan Factoids

>Name origin: his name comes from Nolan Ryan, a baseball player. However, the reference stops at her race outfit’s jersey and the fact that she’s good at baseball and pitching (in her Guts SSR).
>His baby name is “輝光” (bright light).
>Mejiro Ryan loves to do fitness training, because the IRL horse is very muscular, and had the thickest front leg among all Mejiro horses at the time.
>Has quite short hair that she wants to grow out but is too embarrassed to. The horse also had this cut, known as the “Ryan cut”. It was meant to prevent parasites.
>Mejiro Bright and Mejiro Dober's irl father.
>They were also his first foals.
>Was known for having lots of female fans due to gaining sympathy for his several nearly-missed victories.
>The famous “Lryan” call at the 1990 Arima Kinen.
>When the horses reached the last stretch at the 1990 Arima Kinen, Oguri Cap was leading and was about to make a miraculous comeback at his retirement race. The commentator Okawa Kazuhiko was excited and kept yelling “Oguri! Oguri!”. But then people hearing the broadcast all heard a weird call between Kazuhiko’s voice, which sounded like “Lryan! Lryan!”. It turned out to be Okawa Keijiro, who was also in the commentator's seat. He supported Mejiro Ryan, and at the time, Mejiro Ryan was closing in with fast speed, so he got excited too and wanted to remind Kazuhiko that Ryan is approaching (which Kazuhiko acknowledged before yelling his famous “OGURI ICHAKU”).
>After this, many fans jokingly called Mejiro Ryan - “Lryan”.
>According to a hallway conversation, Ryan has a little brother who is still just a baby. This probably refers to Mejiro Zidane, who is his full brother and also thirteen years younger than him.

what is the point of the skills that buff you if you are a certain number, least favorite etc. Is it just gimmick bullshit or can you make it actually work?

Choked at the URA semis. What did I do wrong?
Skills were corner adept, swinging maestro, ramp up, corner acceleration, stamina eater, acceleration and tail held high.

>>714660240
It's gimmick shit that you can spend spare points on if you have nothing else at the end of a career

Why did we let her run in the Arima Kinen? Are we stupid?

>>714660272
power, try to keep speed and pow balanced especially if youre using late surge

>>714660272
>450 power
I recon there was more than 1 other pace chaser lel

>>714660317
Good one anon, needed a laugh tonight.

just got my first 10k
i really like taiki

>>714660330
>>714660352
Yeah that was probably it. So 600 each power and speed and 500 stamina should do the trick no?

>>714647727 (OP)
> Open up the game umamusume pretty derby on steam.
Listen to the opening song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nr4pKmGsbM
> They just ripped of the vocal melody and chord progression from this and called it a day.
LMAO. Try and hum both songs together... Its the same fucking song.

>>714660139
Career will get super skip which just straight up goes to the end of a scene instead of just super fast forwarding it. Even then, careers will still take a while to go through and they only really get longer as each new one introduces new gimmicks and mechanics to play around. Except L'Arc, L'Arc is considerably faster and is the best scenario by far, but arguably also the hardest.

>>714660495
The fuck? I mean he was named after Tupac, but Air Shakur's existence isn't hard to prove. Did the AI do low Wit training?

Didn't know much about the Umamusume, only watched a bit of the anime and the one movie, and just got my first URA victory by kinda guessing what to train with Opera O. The only thing they knew about her was the pic related scene from the movie and man, did she live up to it - she didn't just win, she destroyed the other girls. No wonder they call her the Overlord.

Damn. Most of the Umamusume Stories were useless but it did make me like Nice Nature, Urara, and King Halo alot more.

>>714660664
The real horse was nothing to scoff at.

TM Opera O Factoids (1/2)

>Despite his father being very successful (Opera House was a multiple GI winner from the UK), his bloodline was thought to not be suitable for Japanese courses, so TM Opera O’s price was very cheap - only 10 million yen.
>However, he ended up earning more than 1.8 billion yen.
>His RL Nickname: “End of the century (centurial) overlord” (世紀末覇王). He started his legend at the turn of the century (1999) and all of his major victories were in 2000.
>His triple crown year being unsuccessful marked little interest in him, with the year following being a shock to trainers and fans alike.
>TM Opera O remains as the only horse in history to champion at all of the senior classical races in Japan - and he did that in the same year.
>Her in-game ‘theatre kid’ personality and delusional sense of grandeur were contributed from the fact that TM Opera O’s greatest feats were almost like reading an adventure story.
>TM Opera O’s horse girl design borrows a lot of elements from his jockey Ryuji Wada, who rode the horse from his debut to retirement.
>People like to joke that it was TM Opera O who rode Wada, not the actual way around. It was partially true because there were times TM Opera O moved by himself in races and produced a better result (he knew that the human on his back isn’t trustworthy).
>Wada was often mocked by media outlets as an unworthy jockey for such a powerful horse
>Norihiro Yokoyama: “If it was me on TM Opera O’s back, he would be a Triple Crown horse already”.
>At the time, Wada was still very much a rookie jockey; to have so much success with TM Opera O really surprised him and he credits the horse for teaching him how to jockey.

Is it true that horse pussy is literally built for human cock?

>>714660743
(2/2)

>The 2000 Arima Kinen is almost unbelievable with other horses trying to form a wall around him (intentionally) to prevent him from winning. But he somehow left all of them in the dust by finding a different way around.
>It’s said that other jockeys united and planned this scheme ahead of the race, Yutaka Take included (and many fans claimed that he was the mastermind behind this). Since most horses joining the blockade belonged to Shadai, it’s named by fans as “Shadai Blockade”
>Ryuji Wada gave up the idea of winning half-way in the race, but Opera O found his own way out.
>Wada cried after he won the race because he felt he was too incompetent.
>The blockade was again formed in the 2001 Takarazuka Kinen (claimed by some fans to be initiated by Yukio Okabe), and this is probably the reason why he lost to Meisho Doto.
>He retired on the same day as his biggest rival - Meisho Doto. Their retirement ceremonies were held together. In-game, they're shown to be friends.
>Just like Tokai Teio, TM Opera O liked to escape from his ranch. But unlike Tokai Teio, he usually can’t find the way back home.
>Wada loves his fans and is generous with them, like horse girl TM Opera O is with her fans.
>The seven rings on TM Opera O’s fingers represent the seven GI titles she earned.
>His prize ranking ranked 4th among all of the Japanese horses. However, if converted by today’s rate, it would be more than 3 billion yen, which makes him the richest horse in Japanese history.
>Opera could be stubborn. If he felt that he trained enough that day, he would walk back to his stable and refuse to train anymore.
>He would still bite Ryuji Wada, and he threw Wada off onto the concrete floor once.
>He is also the first horse to break the Fall Tenno curse (since 1988, the most favoured horse always failed to win the Fall Tenno-sho. The Silence Suzuka incident was one such case of this curse.)

>>714660664
Sure she is the Overlord, but did you turn her into the actual Conqueror of Century's End?

how grindy is it if f2p? and how often can I pull on whatever I want after pulling for meta?

Wait a minute
They're giving away another free SSR roll?
When am I going to get to use my pick ticket?

>>714660454
you can get away with 400 stam with late surge + ur gonna get maestro anyway dont worry about stamina to much

>>714660495
Feel fear that people genuinely take the AI summary as gospel fact

>>714660859
The second one is for support cards.

>le wacky science girl in the game
>SICK AND TWISTED AND FUCKED UP JOKLER in the anime
huh?

>>714660967
Oh okay, whoops didn't notice the 3* and SSR

>>714660851
whales and f2p both have to grind their asses off

>>714651632
For what other purpose or reason would horses continued to be artificially bred without horse racing?

>>714661093
She doesn't exactly act any different. The movie's art-style just gives her usual crazy lines more impact. Plus the movie was trying to convey the intimidation factor the horse had on it's generation at the time via the POV of Jungle Pocket, while in-game that's less the focus of their story-line.

>>714656728
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/avDkUZXy4Lw
>just saw this
heh I like her already.

>>714657416
I was about to post this.

>>714661093
the anime is for secondaries

>>714661093
She's past it. Like seriously she can't race like that anymore because of tendonitis

>>714660851
you're not going to win no matter how hard you f2p spreadsheet. Your unmaxed SSRs do nothing

>>714658857
>>714659115
are they even different?

>>714654994
>humans with centuries of medical advancements and technology still can't figure out a way to help an injured horse recover
To fucking hell with sending live astronauts to Mars within the next decade lmao

wtf bros why did she lose in the URAs you told me to go full speed

DMM client is ass. Anons, is there a way to link a JP account to Steam?

>>714661391
there's still no cure for baldness or the common cold

>>714661391
They can, it's just not worth the time, money and effort

>>714661391
We can help them recover but they won't be perfect, they are guaranteed to be slightly worse. And horses are expensive so if they were good you can stud farm them for money and if they weren't, well.

>>714654994
Was this guide written by Goldship>>714661406
Let me guess, you put her in the late surger position isn't it?

>>714661437
I remember anons giving out PSAs saying that it automatically loads up your DMM save if its installed but I'm not sure if that's true

>>714661582
no dawg front runner but someone else always beats her right at the finish line

>>714661437
just make a japanese steam account with a vpn or something and switch to it when you want to play it's easy

>>714661269
Sorry gachabuta, anime came out before the game.
You're still right, it's for secondaries because horse racing is the primary, the game is for thirdies.

>>714648204
mare breeding.

I want to train the generic horse girls you face in career

Am I the only 3* spark virgin here?

>>714661892
just wait until Tachyon's event for FREE sparks

How many tokens do you get per career run? How much do you need on average to do to get all the cards? I'm at 160k event points, that one doesn't bother me much compared to this roulette bullshit for some reason

>>714661878
Those potatoes are pretty cute.

>>714661529
Stud farming Oguri Cap. She's built for it honestly

So can I breed horses in this game?

>>714662021
I wish roulette actually stopped spinning when you press and kept going for a set amount so you could skill it instead of total rng

>>714659371
Whichever one likes me and wants lots of kids

>>714662143
No but there is a system where you inherit some stats and what have you from your past horses to simulate that aspect

>>714647727 (OP)
Honest question, why is there uma musume general on /v/ at all times now?

>>714662143
That's how most of the good endings go, implicitly.

I boughted

>>714647727 (OP)
Good pull? 4th free pull in of the max value. Is this petite chick any good? Should I feel good about her rarity or not?

>>714662271
Every time i see an uma wear tights and/or a dress shirt to a race I think about how stuffy and sweaty they get.

>>714661391
You should be happy human aren't like that
Injured horse's leg just outright cannot heal, it is massive lump of bone and ligaments to support the weight of the horse, which is on average 400-500kg (that's 1100 lbs in burger)
Because of that, horse's legs barely has blood flow, it will not heal, and the bones being hard (to support said weight) means it will not crack unlike human bones (cracking of bone is like crumple zone in cars, the force is dissipated in all direction, but in horse's cases the bone simply bend without any way to return it to normal position again ever)
Due to that weight, horse also cannot lie down for longer than an hour in any situation, else simply breathing will crush its own lungs and ribcages
We also can't exactly tell horse to limp on one leg while it never heals up
>what about wheelchair
be my guess and pay for a wheelchair that can support 500kg weight with low maintenance

>>714661406
>THREE stam skill
>cloudy days

>>714660859
Are these challenges even possible? How do I get the top 3 ones? I've tried 10 times but all the characters who have the events are shit

>>714662689
you STILL need speed skills with that gorilla raw numbers? I was not getting any good skills whatsoever so I just slapped those on, and the weather ones I grabbed after the run was already over

>>714662674
Do you imagine licking their sweaty abs? (imagine the smell.)

>>714651635
Yeah but I'm on the fence about leveling it.

>>714659442
Ryan is just a dude

Do I still need power if the Uma is a front-runner?

>>714662805
Yeah, get better acceleration/speed skills
Also Homestretch haste is a massive scam on short tracks, it procs basically two steps away from the finishing line

>>714662539
She's pretty good. Honestly most of the horsies are good

>>714662720
You can schedule your own races...

>>714654994
>Total Animal Obliteration

>>714663175
Not necessarily, but if they ever stop being in 1st they're probably just fucked

>>714662867
Oguri would let you do it for a rice ball (conceptualise the aroma)

>>714647727 (OP)
I remember seeing a doujin of this series.

So the game gives you a SSR ticket but you can't pick Opera??? And the default gacha has shit rates and that's the only thing I can spend my carrots on?

>>714661406
>>714662805
Did you go front with your Haru? D Rank style is -40% WIT for your uma so don't rely too much on your skills with that playstyle.

>>714662021
I don't know about token math, but after 25 spins you just start automatically getting any prizes you're still missing on your current card.
Check the daily event quest (not the regular dailies) for more tokens.

>>714663638
That's interesting, can you tell me more about it?

>>714663709
You just missed the Opera banner. She wasn't part of the launch standards.

>>714647727 (OP)
she looks like a nortubel character

>>714663770
Hmm. Is killing myself an option?

>>714663709
if you spend 5x Max Roll you are guaranteed to hit a rare horsie I assume that's the rates here especially with paid ones. Seems pretty comparable to buying 5 booster packs for a TCG to get that Ultra Rare or whatever those games specially call them at the time. Mythic Rare for MtG.

>>714663748
one of the racers sprains her ankle or busts her knee and the coach treats her, comforts her,and then fucks her. then she goes on to win the next race.

>>714663175
yes, at least for pvp, for URA it's not as important you only need around 350 by the end.

>>714663175
Imagine getting snuggled by a big uma

>>714663175
I wonder if horse girls would like umamusume

Almost every career event has Oguri stuffing her face
What a fat fuck

>>714664323
She must lay the most absolute unholy toilet cloggers known to man

>>714664323
Yep.

>Oguri Cap is not picky on food; not only does he eat a lot more than other horses, he also eats twice as fast as regular horses.
>He once got so hungry as a baby, he started to eat the straw from his own stable.
>He can digest some foods that other horses can’t.

I did her proud. Too bad about the inspiration.

>>714663953
>if you spend 5x Max Roll you are guaranteed to hit a rare horsie I assume that's the rates here especially with paid ones.
Is that true? Let's check.
>...
Nope. No it's not. Fuck you anon, that was like 8k carrots.

Hishi (WELLLLLLLL IT'S THE BIG SHOW) Akebono Factoids

Horse Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDnPFxnALBg

>Her IRL counterpart is the heaviest horse to win a GI (at 560 kg). Fans used to cheer whenever his weight was announced and his heaviest ever weight was 568 kg in the 1996 Mile Championship.
>He grew to a colossal 650kg after retirement.
>For comparison, the average weight of a horse is ~470 kg and 500 kg is considered quite big.
>There was a time where he lost a lot of weight though, where he ended up at 518 kg. By Akebono standards, this was quite lean...
>He actually performed worse at lower weights, this is why letting him go HYUGE was somehow optimal.
>Horse girl Hishi Akebono is heavily associated with food, whether eating it or feeding it to others.
>Because he is large, he is troubled by a lack of stamina, so he only raced in short-distance races.
>Due to his pedigree, he is a precocious horse, that’s why he started to lose a lot after turning four-years old.
>This contributes to her personality in the game: being cheerful on surface, but realistic or even pessimistic at core.
>When he won the 1995 Sprinters Stakes, the horse finished in second was Biko Pegasus. The photo taken at the time, which showed the size difference between the two horses, became a popular topic in Keiba circles.
>When he raced at CBC-Sho in 1997, his gate malfunctioned and he had to start again.
>Is known to be a very tame horse.
>Worth noting however that rather than just fat, most of Akebono's weight was in fact muscle mass.

>>714664769
L A R G E.

>>714657339
Aren't all of them except Kame already in? I know Orfevre at least is in, with a much worse design tho

>>714664769
>>Worth noting however that rather than just fat, most of Akebono's weight was in fact muscle mass.
What an absolute unit

>>714665000
Deep Impact isn't in, his daughter Gentildonna is in

>>714665000
Deep Impact's never getting in. The 'stated' reason is that the owner thinks the game is disrespectful and shitty. The 'actual' reason is that Deep Impact was found to be roiding out like no one's business, which has massively damaged it's reputation as the GOAT. So the owner is kind of trying to avoid that potentially becoming a topic of discussion again.

Is it normal to visit the infirmary 5+ times with Gold Ship before the Ura finale?

>>714665094
Eh his kids prove that Deep Impact genes were strong regardless, old guy should grow a thick skin and let them add Deep Impact as a horse who is implied to be shooting up every 5 minutes

More like TM Cinema O

>>714647727 (OP)
Why does Teio's ability sometimes not trigger? She was around 7th to 4th in the last stretch and didn't activate. What the fuck

>>714665094
Just allow him as a horse girl addicted to protein shakes

>>714665194
Roider Horse that keeps annoying Tachyon for their fix would be hilarious, but I don't think Cygames is that based.

>>714665243
Witlet

Anyone here has a maxed out Super Creek card?

>>714665205
>Started the game on her last day up and didn't try to get her
>Ended up really wanting her dramatic ass
Do they do reruns often or am I fucked forever?

>>714665243
Wits is an important stat to get to at least 400

>>714665205
>Meisho Doto in the top three

Lmfao canon.

>>714665364
Uma doesn't do limited units, so you'll always have a chance of getting her at random from now on. You just won't be able to guarantee it.

>>714665094
Unironically why not just work with the dev team and privately say "please don't use this in her characterization".

At this point surely this is Streisand effect.

>>714665364
She's permanently in the pool at standard rate. Just pray she spook your rolls.

>>714665436
I imagine the owner knows they wouldn't use it, but at the same time- If the uma musume becomes popular and people on the internet are all talking about her, it only takes one person to go 'lmao roid horse' for thousands of people who didn't know to suddenly be spreading it all over youtube. But yeah, there's no point really pretending, it's not unknown information.

>>714665332
>>714665380
It triggered the first races. Also I'm not even through the classics, my best stat is about 300

>>714665435
>>714665457
Owari da...

>>714665525
Using skills is kind of like getting a crit in other games. The more wit you have, the higher probability of the skill activating.

>>714665595
In general am I supposed to lose so much until I get better legacy? I feel like I did nothing wrong and even followed a guide

>>714663953
>>714664614
lol
this game doesnt have any soft pity, you have to save up 200 rolls for a guarantee using the banner points(which turns into crappy clover points when the banner expires)

So I got this from the ticket
so I just save my gems now?
also who do I use horse voucher on?

I redid a race and it went from 14th to 2nd with no mood improvements. What the actual fuck

>>714665194
Considering Gentildonna is so jacked that Gold Ship refuses to acknowledge her as a woman, I'm half-convinced all the roids Deep Impact took somehow fused with his DNA and was passed on into his mare daughter.

Why did this explode out of nowhere?

>>714665662
Yeah, your first runs are unlikely to succeed. But as you continue, you'll get stronger and stronger horses via the breeding mechanic. That's the gameplay loop more or less.

>>714648802
Cute

>>714665702
>so I just save my gems now?
yes, congrats
>also who do I use horse voucher on?
any horse you like

Damn she's literally me. Nice Nature is the perfect 4chan contrarian girlfriend.

>>714657258
Aren't pink sparks more important than blue ones?

Italian jockey of Duramente (Mirco Demuro) took home the uma musume version of his horse.

>>714659442
>never cared about her design
>don't even remember her in the anime
>get her on my first pull
>meh
>listen to her voice
>mfw

is there a gamer horse wife in this game?

>>714665662
At the start it's harder to win with anything but sprint girls, but as you get some stamina/power legacies and better card, the rest get easier to handle.

>Currently at 26k carrats
How are your preperations for glorious saviour Katasan Black? You're not a whale to spend real money on gacha, right?

>>714666013
from what i know you want a lot of high stat sparks, mainly power and stamina, so you can just focus on speed for most of the careers and not need to train the other stats as much

>>714665910
I dont know any of them

>>714666084
yes, narita taishin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoMb9xt6Jvs

>>714666026
I thought the only foreigner horses were American. That's pretty cute

>>714665843
>>714666094
I don't want to fail my umas, this is unfair

>>714661093
ultra rare Agnes (forma de jokler movie ver.ka) when

>>714666026
how can human women compete

>>714660791
Man, why does S3 suck so fucking much?
Both Opera and Kita are absolute dominant monsters, yet Kita's whole season was plain garbage while Opera completely steals the show in RTTT

>>714666587
Too big, would not breed with

>>714664769
Best horse

>>714666482
I looked it up and Duramente is a Japanese honse, funnily enough his name aligned with his jockey to end up both Italian

>>714666272
Think with your dick

>>714666736
They probably didn't know what to do with her. Satono Diamond and her had no real life relationship, Duramente owned Kitasan then vanished off forever, and at that point they're kind of out of interesting connections to work with.

>>714664614
skill issue

>>714667149
Also, no Bakushin despite them being related

I saw groups at anime cons making "concerts" with these characters. I'm little confused - are these horses or idols?

>>714667216
EXPLODE

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS BITCH RUINING HER OWN RUNS, EVERY FUCKING TIME
SHE CATCHES 5 DEBUFFS EVERY CAREER, SHE SLACKS OFF ALL THE TIME WHICH RUINS HER MOOD AND SHE REFUSES TO CURE

>>714667218
Bakushin being Kitasan's not-quite mentor figure and helping her out of her slump would've been too based.

>>714667216
all hail the king

Maybe I'm crazy but I swear I can hear the announcers say "koshi tan tan" at the beginning of each race.

>finally won the finale
I'm so happy I can uninstall this glorified slot machine now, holy gambling

>>714667216
>Triple H(alo)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME.

>>714667273
Yes

>constantly fail 16% trainings
How the fuck man

>>714667273
The precise term is Umadol. Which is a portmanteau of Uma = Horse and Dol = Idol.

Are career cards worth using?

>Even the horses that had rl special relationships with other horses (Nishino Flower + Seiun Sky for instance) still got bred with other horses for more progeny

Why don't horse owners respect monogamy.

>>714647727 (OP)
When is her vampire outfits releases? She is very cute wearing it.

>>714667482
>>714667425
So, how are they songs, then? Standard pop stuff about love or something with more punch?

>>714667694
They're basically all vaguely about racing. Quality will depend on your tastes.

>>714667565
Because you need strongest genes

>>714667565
Eugenics is more important than that

>>714664614
You need to do it like this

>>714667753
Well, my taste make me keep Symphogear, Zombieland Saga and Macross Frontier/Delta ost on phone to listen while traveling to and from work.

How does leveling an Umas primary skill in career work? Are the triggers different for each uma?

>>714667565
Did they force them to watch as well? This is important.

>>714667694
Overall typical pop stuff, lucky go happy I'm gonna win

Valentine Chocolates from Agnes Tachyon!

>>714667903
I know what you are, Narita Top Road enjoyer.

>>714667895
It's the amount of fans you have (I think you need 60k for 2nd or 3rd level), and it happens at specific events like Valentine's and stuff.

Great Bourbon run. Maruzensky cost me 3 clocks in the semifinals. Lose in the finals by a neck. Fuck it.

>>714667694
Just check "uma musume starting gate" on jewtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtpFbrzPUb8

>>714667565
Friendly reminder Taiki CHADttle fucked Seiun Sky's wife, her mother and their daughter.

Just finished her career. She's so fucking retarded and cute.

If abilities are triggered based on luck and stat management is that basic, then skill expression is very low. I didn't know expect anything that complex but that's a bit sad

>>714668018
It's July

>>714668203
OYAAAAAA

I like this one
https://youtu.be/jO4dgCE811E

>>714668203
Yeah. I thought she was going to be one of those filler characters used just to increase the amount but ended up liking her a lot after playing career mode with her.

I did it...

>Be IRL Kitasan Black
>Incredibly prodigious, life is set for you to be a winner, all is good
>One problem
>Duramente
>Can't beat that fucker
>He also goes and retires meaning you never get that W back
>But it's okay
>Life isn't all about beating Duramente
>Life is about love
>Sweep Tosho, now that's a sexy mare
>Want her deeply, your team are gonna get you with her
>Lil busy right now so it'll have to wait
>... Duramente's team aren't busy
>Those fuckers snipe in and mate Sweep Tosho first
>Beautiful Sweep wife has been bred and impregnated by that BASTARD Duramente
>But it's okay
>Still get Sweep Tosho eventually, so it's not so bad, right?
>Duramente can't hurt you anymor-
>Duramente just fucked your mother Sugar Plum
>You now have a little brother sired by the horse you hate most
>FUCK.

>having the right genetics gives you more stats than working hard and training for an entire year does
This game is pretty depressing desu.

>>714668360
kek what a kwab

>>714668217
Eat the fucking chocolates anon

>>714668585
Shockingly true to life game.

How does pity work in this game?
I've read you're guaranteed one Kitasan black if you spend 30k carats rolling for her, but how does that work exactly?

There is no way they don't have standart human ears as well, right? How the fuck would they wear glasses otherwise?

>>714668332
Is this entirely based on luck if they slip or not?

>>714668634
If they had normal human ears, then they wouldn't have specialized phones just for uma's.

>>714668626
Look at these 2 posts at the bottom
>>714664614
>>714667216
You get Trainee Exchange Points for each roll, first post has 50, which means he did 50 rolls, second has 30 so he did 30 rolls.
You can get Kitasan on her banner if you have 200 rolls worth of points. So even if you completely brick every roll you can still buy her out eventually.

>>714668634
Giraffe like bone protrusions

Should I be spending all my carats on support rolls or can I indulge myself and roll for horse

>>714665243
Teio's skill is pretty specific to activate. It works at any point after the final corner but
>Can't be more than 1 length behind
>Have to be within 20m of another uma and can catch up within 15 seconds with your current speed
>Need to be 1st, 2nd or 3rd
Compared to Rice Shower, who just needs to overtake anyone from 4th, or Rudolf, who will activate as long as she's overtaken 3 people starting from late race

>>714668781
Indulge yourself. The game isn't just about being meta, it's about getting the honses you want and enjoying their company.

>>714668256
Idk why can't you race in your gym uniform too. Would be fun to show up to fine finale finals in that

>>714668781
Get Kitasan card and you'll be free

>>714668924
isn't that a billion rolls

>>714668360
DVRACHADS cannot stop winning kek

this isn't good… i'm starting to think teio is cute. how am i supposed to responsibly save my selection ticket like this?

>>714668920
There is a toggle option that you can turn on to have your horse race in her gym outfit.

>>714667694
They add a bit of variation, although I think it's just different flavors of idolshit
I like this one just because Hitomi Ueda (voiced by Goldship) goes full stupid with the vocal range
https://youtu.be/AUmcBtFWKr4

>game changes to the side camera angle just as your uma passes the current leader so you see them move behind them in frame
It's peak, I'm afraid

KITASAN... I'M COMING...

Everyone saving for that card while I just want to pull for umas
I'll just grab that card from a friend later, you should be smart like me!

>>714668626
This game have the exact same gacha style as Blue Archive, which is literally the worse type of gacha post-covid world

>points style pity
>do 200 roll to get enough pts to redeem banner uma
>pity does not carry over
>3% chance to pull 3*
>30% to get banner 3* out of the 3* pool

>>714668949
Just get lucky, you only need one copy

>>714669116
this stupid fucking emperor… why does she act so smug when she can't win a race to save her life??

has there been any good toadline edits yet

>>714668806
and that's supposed to be 3 stars worth? why do they hate my daughterwife so much

What should I train to make her #1 in 10 turns?

>>714668924
this is genuinely a shit advice and yet everyone keeps saying it. unless you're whaling kitasan isn't worth shit.
>but you can uncap later!
then roll on her rerun with better rates and when she's together with a better card if you feel like you still need her.

>>714668949
Billion per copy, and you will need four. Almost all advice you'll hear in these threads is garbage.
You should do at least a few 10 rolls on the support banner so you have a bit of flexibility on what you can do.

>>714669268
There's literally nothing to roll for otherwise. And saying that you don't need strong cards is shittest advice possible, ESL bro.

>>714669239
power and stamina

I got Twin Turbo 3 star card, is it any good?

>>714669239
Her stamina is a few point short and that's accounting for recovery skills. Speed wise anything below 600 is very risky imo and 800 usually win you every race.

>>714669239
Late surgers want power and good skills.

When are we getting stuff rotated?
I just wanna know when to hold carats and when to spend

>>714669425
Great for Fart Runners

>>714669092
It seems like happy song so I like it as well. Positive energy.

>nothing but spare time on my hands
>decide to play new persona gacha game
>finish it in 35 hours, game is not fully released and will be drip feeding content every 3 weeks or so
>decide to play umamusume
>game is not fully out yet either
I hate this fucking gacha bullshit global/jp split
Back when I played brave frontier or the dbz gacha it was excusible because it was fucking 2015
Ten years later and they still can't make updates to English speakers in a timely fashion

HEY YOU! Have you gone out for a run today? It doesn't have to be for long! Ten minutes, half an hour, one hour- The results will speak for themselves! More speed, more stamina and greater general flexibility in your joints! Bakushin every day for Sakura O!

>>714664769
What an absolute unit.

>>714667694
They're mostly songs about racing or whatever in some way, whether its like "I'm the fastest bitch alive" or "I'm the fucking best", though they do have just fun songs where they fuck around. Genre is pretty varied, whether its some pop or rock or edm or usual idolshit.
https://youtu.be/Qp86d6Y_h5E
https://youtu.be/WEmFI9sYM-A
https://youtu.be/96Cx62Ud0Nc

>>714669597
Walking is just a slow run right?

How the fuck do i build Gold Ship when I don't have any SSR/SR end chaser support cards? Also triumphant pulse sucks ass if it's not on Oguri for some reason.

>>714669597
I run twice a week, Mondays and Fridays when I'm working at home, during my lunch break. Recently added Make Debut to my playlist. I take a walk on Saturdays for at least an hour.

This game makes me want to run more though.

Mare, don't you understand

I want to be your Oji-San

I want to make your guts stat scream

Then you'll know just what I mean

24 carrots, oh.

Don't want the night to grow old

I want to pero you up and down

And then I wanna lay you down, come on, neigh neigh.

>>714657272
They already have PowerPro for their baseball fix

>When you want to train speed but everyone is in the WIT dungeon
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

>>714667694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQ_ObZ9BaA

>>714649185
what world nigga?

>>714669727
Thanks for recommendations.

>>714669847
I really liked Meishi during Opera's career.

>>714670039
She's cute. Finding out that she was a pervy old man irl made her even funnier to me though.

>>714657272
They didn't turn Shohei Ohtani into an anime girl.

>>714647727 (OP)
rice shower the eternal jobber who fails every career

>>714668178
YEEHAW GIVE ME YOUR WIFE!

>Target in Sight
Does this trigger if you ARE the favourite? I'm assuming no

>>714669727
Man, this whole idol stuff does nothing for me, but I'd be lying to not admit that Instinctive Speed is such a banger.

What's the difference between steam and mobile version?

>farm wit to make sure skills used
>horse doesn't bother x4
>7th 6th 4th 5th
:)))))))))

>>714670381
It seems to on my machine. The skill proc pop up happens.

>>714670428
just be luckier

>>714666736
>>714667149
>>714667218
I feel that a big issue Season 3 had was putting a race in progress in like the first 30 seconds of several episodes. The races are things the series often should build toward and play out with ample time, but these Lil' Zooms who got growth spurts in the last minute of Season 2 zoomed right through that pacing and we'd get some in media res races resolved before even the OP began.

>>714670428
Skills have different trigger probabilities. Some skills almost never trigger and then there are skills like prepearing to pass that i have never seen not activate.

>>714670386
Me neither but Umapyoi Legend is such a banger that I let it play whenever I win career. My horse daughter deserves it.

Season 3 is odd to me because I can't recommend most of it, but Satono Diamond's arc and the big 'win' might be the most cathartic one in the entire franchise due to the way they presented it. It's like trying to tell someone 'I promise it gets good. For one episode.'

I want to play this game but I don't like gambling with real money.
Is there a private server or something I can play on instead

>seiun sky keeps beating my ass while training Special Week
Bros.. what do I do...?

NATURE, NO, DON'T SAY IT

>>714670708
Anon.....

>>714650247
No
But i am in japan but i tried with vpn as well

>>714670708
Reroll your account until you get a good support card and just play. There are several guides about what cards are good.
You don't need SSS tier characters, that does not exist here, just pick whatever girl you like, you can literally train the *1 and do the exact same things (if you have good support cards, and add some gigawhale so you can use their horse for BREEDING and absorb their stats)

>>714670708
F2p is always an option, and it will exercise your level of restraint in the face of psychological means to extract your value from you. If you're worried you'll falter and spend money, don't bother.

>>714659442
He isn't "overlooked"; most players simply aren't closeted homosexuals.

so do i want lots of horses with similar preferences so that they can spark each other relevant skills or do i want a diverse stable for team races?

>>714669597
I will in the evening.

>>714669597
>Do team trials
>Watch my badly trained girls lose
I'm not a good twainy wainy....

>>714671550
Having a functional team race stable is more important. No point in minmaxing one position if you don't have full team already.

>>714672196
OGURI CAPPU

>>714672638
TSUYOI TSUYOI

>>714654243
Too busy lusting for oguri cap

>great run with Opera
>maxed personal skill
>but needed to use all three clocks
>3rd in the URA Finale Qualifiers
She would've been my most cracked yet potentially. Alas.

She'll be back, like before.
She will fight the fight and win the war.