>gets to the actual gameplay
>doesn't attempt for even 10 seconds to engage with it
>asks questions about menus but then immediately clicks something to get past them as if looking at a screen for too long is actively offending him
>this results in him failing his run quickly
>immediately fobs it off as having given it "it's designated time"
I expected nothing and was still disappointed. I didn't expect him to engage with it but good lord man, control your ADHD for at least 60 seconds to attempt to.