The game is going viral worldwide!

Let's see how many of them will keep playing in a month when they're not paid anymore

>>714859461 (OP)
NL > bandwagonere like Vinny and ludwig

>>714859606
Vinny is cuter tho

>>714859461 (OP)
>can't bet on horses
>can't manual-skill during races
>have anime and movies but refuses to use cool animations during races
>generic designs
This had so much potential but im just staring at the screen.

>>714859650
Lol he's a faggot

Do people seriously think that hairline is real?

>>714859749
unc...

>>714859697
You sound retarded

>>714859461 (OP)
>wasting all of their money on paid streams just to prolong the games lifespan for an extra week
Yup, global is done. The upcoming Kita will finish it, because the globalkeks will ACK themselves when they don't get MLB in 20 pulls.

Why?

>>714859575
Its horse racing. You would be surprised since this is the gate way to the real race tracks.

>>714859848
Is the game really a gateway to betting on horse races?

>>714859461 (OP)
What's the point of /vg/ and /vmg/ if gachatroons spam this board regardless?

>>714859912
It was for me.

>>714859912
The girls are named after real horses. Their stories are based directly on the careers of those real horses. Several of those horses, particularly the ones who are still alive, have garnered newfound popularity thanks to the new international audience. The game is literally a giant ad for horse racing. They sidestep the betting aspect by focusing on the trainers and reframing the horses as athletes/performers, but the rest is all there.

>>714859461 (OP)
Did they splurge on sponsorships? Felt like there was zero hype for this shit until it actually came out.
I feel a bit bad for the actual fans, but maybe they enjoy all the attention.

>>714859912
You'll pick up enough that you can enjoy your time at the track. Some people don't realize it but when you hit a certain amount of wealth, social activities are affluent clubs, golf, horse racing, beach / mountains because your house is right there in your downtime.

>>714859697
>but refuses to use cool animations during races
>He can't trigger his uma's special skill
pleb

Guess its time to drop it.
I'll go get in to Gallop Racer or something instead.

I can't believe vsauce joey was one of the few people who actually reads the stories

>>714860218
No, we don't. I'm tired of seeing globaltards because every single one is a faggot, yurinigger or just a retard. I have no idea why global community is so bad, JP guys are mostly chill.

>>714859461 (OP)
>The game is going viral worldwide!
LOL
LMAO even

Why does he have a vodka fig

>>714860339
Ah, figured something like that would happen.
Whenever a marketing campaign works really well, a fanbase dies for it.
People who watch streamers are as obnoxious as the streamers themselves.

>>714859461 (OP)
I'll play it if it's not another coomer slop game

>>714860218
Paid sponsored streams tend to be on launch day and not a week after launch date. The game was mogged by P5X on launch day until it exploded like a week later.

>>714859461 (OP)
Is that the anime that is run by the mafia and fucked over one of my favorite artists?

>>714860110
>>714860179
>>714860223
Horse racing is a boring 'sport'. Horse racing should be banned, as horses can injure themselves that way and have to be put down by their owners. Horse racing also encourages degenerate gambling.

>>714859461 (OP)
>gachaslop
*yawn*

Vinny finally playing a yakuza game

How long does it take to do the dailies in this game?

>>714860417
the mother of all flops

>>714859461 (OP)
I see the hair implants paid off.

>>714859650
BALD

YOOOO SLOP OF THE MONTH JUST DROPPED???? STREAMER SAY SLOP MEME FUNNY HAHAH GACHASLOP COOMER WAIFU SLOPPA STREAMER MAN MAKE FUNNY SLOP OF THE MOMTH KINO SOVL CONSOOM THE SLOP JUST WON ABSOLUTE CINEMA SLOP STREMER UNC ON GAWD BUSSIN SLOPNOF THE MOMTH STREAMSROPPED THE SLOPPED GACHACOOMWAIFUSLOP JUST HECKIN DROPPED AMD STREMER SLOP IS DROPPIN UNC FRFR SLOP BLOWIN UP?????????

What went so wrong?

>>714860725
This is just a smear campaign. The game finally found a leg to stand on and its counterattack starts now!

>>714860997
They activated the bots or something?

>>714860586
At that point you should ban all sports.

>>714860417
Now post how much they earned

>>714860417
huh?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/O4haA7KhkwjQKKdduz4GDg/

>>714860997
I've never seen anyone talk about Blue Archive. Everyone's talking about Umamusume right now

>>714861141
actual athletes consent to participating in their sports, and when those athletes get a career ending injury, they aren't killed, they retire.

>>714860997
lol

>>714860417
>>714860725
both me

>>714859575
FPBP

>>714859461 (OP)
[IDER NEWS]

>>714860997
>>714861332
>Discord trannies, gookboo, gooks, kpoop bots still can't help the abomination that is gookshit archives

qrd on this game?

>>714860701
Which one of you gave him that?

>>714861761
Horses

>>714859461 (OP)
this guy seems so devoid of joy

Will we ever get a Cinderella Gray version of Oguri Cap?

Was interested and cheked few people "playing" this. All I saw was them skipping everything, going fast forward through conversations and clicking 20 popups per second. I don't understand gachafags.

>>714859461 (OP)
Why is it suddenly popular?

>>714860659
3 hours

>>714862079
Marketing, thats it really.
see >>714860725
Nothing ever happens, its all fake and gay.

>>714860218
Nah it got memed and became FOTM.

Now that journos have picked up on it the hype will be dead within a week

>>714861761
gacha slop that English speaking regions finally got breadcrumbs for

>>714861992
They were interested in the "gameplay," which they heard was a roguelite horse raising sim.

>>714862079
>Streamers found a funny game of anime horse girls running
>It’s a perfect blend of roguelike and gambling mechanics of horse racing

>>714860417
That's because Cygames gets angry if you sell Uma Musume porn. They literally have an official list of 'appropriate' Uma Musume fan content. Meanwhile 99% of those Blue Archive booths will be selling porn.

>>714862142
This

>>714862303
Shill

>>714859461 (OP)
To be fair Vinny has a vodka statue so he might unironically be a fan

>>714862303
How the fuck is it a roguelike if its a gacha game?

>>714862303
It doesn't implement the gambling aspects of horse racing in any way

>>714862478
Eugenics mechanics

>>714862478
Inspiration sparks for when your Uma finishes their career is RNG so even if you got them maxed out in Speed there's a good chance their stat spark will be a one star Guts instead.

I understand now why that one guy called me a psycho for leveling up all my support cards, I ran out of monie

>>714860472
They have partnerships with the real horse owners, and the designs/story have to go through them before they're allowed to be added into the game. So while it's still gachashit, they don't rely on sex appeal alone.

>>714862415
Or some brony sent him the thing.
Fuck, Cykagames themselves probably sent him to shill for them as part of this paid shill deal.

>>714862538
>>714862553
What does any of this mean?

>>714862681
You play the story of the girls and go there are races that you either need to win or finish in the top 3. If you fail 3 times it’s game over and you can try again. Some of the side content is rng and you can either get a good or bad run

>>714862681
You pick the father and mother of your horse girl and you get awarded stats during the training campaign

>>714862303
Steamers are being paid to play and promote the game. None of them will ever play it again after promotion campaign ends.

>>714862825
Doesn't sound like a roguelike at all.

>>714862681
>Finish career mode
>Uma gets sparks for inspiration
>Start new career mode
>Selects uma from completed career mode
>New uma gets "sparks" activated during Inspiration(A point at the start of each school year)
>Repeat cycle endlessly in pursuit of stronger umas

Is it just me or is it weird that Scarlet's story is primarily about her rivalry with Vodka but Vodka's story the rivalry is a more minor thing

>>714860997
>he sold?

>>714862872
Game isn't worth playing until they add the other career scenarios like Make A New Track available

the girls need thicker legs

>>714859575
Who is supposed to pay them?
Certainly not Cygames

>>714859461 (OP)
How is it that this guy became a bigger faggot AFTER getting cancelled? Usually it’s the opposite since they have nothing left to lose, isn’t it?

>>714862903
You get to save your character and use the coins you get to upgrade the support cards that you have so when you train they give better stats. If you finish a run you have a really good character that becomes the parent of your next character’s run to make it easier and you get to inherit their special skill

>>714862478
The main game mode, Career, involves taking your chosen horse girl with her starting stats and raising her stats/skills via training and random events. The gacha is used to unlock horse girls you can train and support cards which influence which random events appear.

>>714860417
What does the Comiket in Japan have to do with global appeal?

>>714863176
>You get to save your character
Stopped reading there, so it's literally not a roguelike.

>Got emotional over a retard horse who never took anything seriously despite being a proverbial God of perfect genetics
Fuck you.

>>714860417
>no porn
>more than 1/3 of the most coomer fanbook
absolutly mogged by horse girl

>>714859461 (OP)
Not video games

>>714863271
It's more like you save your end result which can then be used as a parent of your next attempt. You don't just get to carry your max level character back into a career mode.

It’s a roguelike similar to how hades is a roguelike. In this you get random scenarios from the support cards you can either get their best skills or not depending on the story you get. If you win or get a game over that character can be used to be a parent of your next character to boost stats or get their special skill. You get money from each game to upgrade support cards that makes your next run easier(literal roguelike)

>>714863375
But this is the mechanic that you decided to use to call it a "roguelike". It makes no sense because permadeath and not being able to carry anything between characters is such a characteristic of roguelikes.

>>714863358
Not every doujinshi is a porn doujinshi anon

>>714859461 (OP)
vinny should play project nortubel

It's a character raising sim, not a rougelike. That's already a separate genre. Stuff like Princess Maker and Monster Rancher. It's that kind of game.

>>714863175
No you don't understand

The 40 year old new york italian is a soft and sensetive teenage e-boy

It’s closer to roguelite but later progression is blocked off until you get lucky with your gacha rolls to uncap the level of the support cards

>>714863490
I didn't call it a roguelike, roguelite might be more accurate. I agree that roguelikes shouldn't just be called that because it shares a single element.on the most base level. To me roguelikes are Mystery Dungeon games, anything less roguelike than that should be called a roguelite.

>>714860417
That's impressive for an IP that's notorious for being ridiculously aggressive for porn doujins due to the usage of irl horse
Pretty sure Comiket instantly rejects any horse porns because they don't want to get into legal troubles with Cygames, 800 SFW books is insane

>>714863492
100% of uma musume one are not and still acount for 1/2 of the most coomer one that already breaking all record

>>714859461 (OP)
is he actually playing it or is he doing the usual "haha imagine me playing this, but don't worry I'm only doing this ironically" bit

>>714859461 (OP)
The Yakuza horse race betting scam is taking off

>>714863916
He actually played it but he spent the whole stream saying "this is so weird, right chat?"

>>714863175
your thinking like a human and not a NPC, they think their internal script is still working and surely if they double down on it the world will accept them back

>>714863916
Grand Dad guy also played it today. Might not be a one-off for him, but we'll see.

BALD

>>714859461 (OP)
Literally a spreadsheet simulator

>>714859461 (OP)
I hate influencer

>>714864135
this

>>714859912
yes, this game is in fact being funded by Japan Racing Association for that reason

>>714863974
so the usual bit then where he ""plays"" the game as an one-off, but he shoe-horns in about him being uninterested and weirded-out throughout the entire playthrough
thanks I'll skip it, I like his streams when he's playing games normally, but this schtick he sometimes does sucks

>>714859461 (OP)
Don't confuse "going viral worldwide" with "FOTM streamer slop".

>>714864618
wojakshit slop

>>714864246
Nah they are actually getting ignored by JRA, despite Umamusume having gigantic influence on modern Japanese horse racing industry and often collabing with a lot of JRA associates
JRA is adamant about not recognize them at all to a point it has become a bit of a meme

>>714859575
/thread

>>714864753
is this bikinischizo

these things are self accelerating. streamers and youtubers constantly need something to latch on to in order to get views.

I will not play the furfag weebslop

>>714859575
>Let's see how many of them will keep playing in a month when they're not paid anymore
Why would anybody play this game for more than a month? It doesn't have that kinda staying power.

>>714864753
JRA and Cykagames being bedfellows is an open secret anyway.

>>714859461 (OP)

>>714859461 (OP)
Man I havent watched Vinny in ages. Successful shill thread I guess since I'm watching him now

>>714859461 (OP)
>[GOOD N-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKk
You goddamn eceleb shillfags have been fucking cancerous ever since that SKG/PS bullshit went prevelant. FUCK YOU MANWHORE-FUCKING ASSFUCKERS. GET FUCKING PERMABANNED

>>714864045
So Joel actually enjoyed it? I'd probably watch that then
I'm tired of watching vinny going into a game uninterested and he does everything he can to remain uninterested to keep his non-existant brand image

>>714861332
Maintenance ended so everyone logged in at once.

>>714859461 (OP)
>it's real
and yet he still won't play deltatale
seriously WHAT IS THE FUCKING APPEAL WITH HORSE SLUTS

>>714859461 (OP)
This game is horse shit. Can't believe /v/ would actually promote this shit of a gacha that barely qualifies as a game. I'd rather waste my time farming in Wuthering Wave, which is an actual good game

Post some lewd horses then.

Only chinks and gooks cant appreciate Uma Musume because you actually have to appreciate animals first (impossible for chinks and gooks).

>Your first introduction to Gold Ship as her trainer is you get fucking kidnapped by her

>>714859461 (OP)
He hated it lol

god damn is /v/ always this shit? last week has been horrific

>>714859461 (OP)
not the first time ecelebs promoted gambling to kids

>>714862941
OK, where do I activate my "sparks" during Inspiration?

>>714865434
horse racing is basically animal abuse though
just that nobody cares

>>714865346
That rpg maker game is too boring, you can't even make fun of it.

>>714860725
really, nigger? sankaku news?

>>714859461 (OP)
This fad will be dead in a week, it's just funny to see how easily /v/ermin swayed by streamer trash.

>>714865346
He knows undertale fags are autistic enough to start cancel-vinesauce 2
If he ever went into the game as a meme, kept his uninterested throughout the entire playthrough, and end the stream with the usual "as I expected, this is not for me dawg"

>game about horses
>most horses are brown
>nearly no brown cuties
this game is a fucking fraud

>>714856776
>>714862364
>>714859461 (OP)
>>714861110
>>714864959
/v/ - Eceleb Bullshit

>>714865641
It's actually /v/ that influenced streamers.

>>714865532
The horses (at least in Japan, which is the setting of this game) are treated better and have better lives than most people, especially compared to chink/gookland.

>>714865359
was the pun intended?

Are you actually encouraged to gamba during training with % chance of failure like its fucking X-Com, because taking it easy would just gimp your chances at the final race anyway?

>>714865786
death is common in the sport no matter how you treat them outside of the races

>>714861141
stop mass replying you fucking retarded newfag

>>714859461 (OP)
Surely the normalfag streamer going "Anime girls? Ew! I and my refined chat are above such filth and only choose to engage with it ironically" was old by the time NL did it right? At least make it interesting and do Blue Archive instead.

>>714859461 (OP)
You can tell it's an ad because the thumbnail isn't as unhinged as it could've been

>>714865481
You're a funny guy. Very funny. Also based Rogue player.

>>714865754
Then who shilled horses on /v/? Japs investing into stealth marketing?

>>714860417
LMAO
LOL
KEK

>>714864516
At least watch the clip he he gets uncharacteristically excited over vodka and immediately regrets it, that was pretty funny

>>714865930
People that played the JP release and those that watched the anime

>>714865869
>death is common in the sport no matter how you treat them outside of the races
Its really not. More people die from driving on a daily basis, guess be better ban cars.

>>714866009
wait that wasn't a bit?

>>714860573
Yes. Anybody caught making porn of the horse girls has their children sold into slavery, their wife raped, and their kneecaps broken.
Game has no association with the yakuza by the way. None at all!

>>714866037
Anime is old, gacha is shit like any other mobile gacha. This is shill campaign.

>>714866009
That's just a usual planned bit he does where he pretends he is excited for something for haha funny, and then ending the stream with "yeah this isn't for me bye"

>>714862956
Sadly he is not

>>714865964
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>714866190
good enough

>>714866190
yakuza lost huge influence post 2000s tho

>>714866343

I stop watching Vinny for months when he plays something like this.
It keeps inviting non-human weebs and it has transformed the community it a bunch of insufferable quirky chungus weeaboo faggots.

Indulging weebs is the worst thing you can ever do as a streamer. It will lead to the end of your career and the death of your community.

>>714865786
japs, chinks and koreans are all gooks, stupid retard

>>714859461 (OP)
Gacha shit is still shit but its hilarious how the gook and chink shills are seething

>>714866190
The actual reason the devs are strict about it is because the people who own the horses are boomers who think porn is the devils work and will hurt their horses reputation

>>714865964
To be fair, Uma is a very p2w game. It earning more money is more because it's heavily monetized than it being more popular.

>>714864936
Don't act like this isn't blatant viral marketing, catposting vermin.

>>714863358
the Japanese frown upon people making porn of the characters because they're based on real horses.

>>714865913
It's depressing. Someone is inevitably going to point out an earlier instance in 20/20 hindsight, but Vinny officially sold out. That fanbook that started shipping might as well be his series finale.

>>714860647
Underrated

>>714866549
But making porn of Fate characters who are based on real people is fine?

>>714866496
Keep seethe about horse cocks, gook

>>714866481
>cant even racism correctly
baka

>>714865462
All the fun posters got banned by corporate bootlickers because of the SKG movement.
It'll be about a month before /v/ is even remotely usable again.

>>714866650
Japs are weird about horses. Dunno what to say.

>>714859461 (OP)
Will wait when Arknights gets a Steam version.
This and Enfield.

>>714866205
>Anime is old
The last episode of the most recent season came out a week ago.

>>714866549
They've no problem making porn out of anything, it's probably just Japanese jews abusing their copyright laws or something

>>714859461 (OP)
>Horse waifu series, America
>):<
>Horse waifu series, Japan
>O:

>>714859461 (OP)
im in an inflation artist's patreon discord server and people including him keep talking about this game, what's so good about it?

>>714865912
>Complaining about smug arrogance while being as obnoxiously smug and arrogant as possible
Shit like this is why everyone hates weebs so much.
Zero self awareness every time.

>>714866650
historical figures are all dead and are copyright free. Many of the horses are still alive and require permission from their owners to use

>>714866496
It's because blue archive isn't a good enough game that people would be willing to pay for it.

>>714864753
Maybe because they don't want to associate with otakus? I mean in bongland horse racing is an aristocratic gathering maybe nips want to keep it that way instead horse race filled with smelly otaku. Honestly i applaud nips for making things popular through moe anthropomorphism while the gook and chink only dickriding them

>>714866704
>deflecting
sure retard, you'll know better next time

>>714866496
>To be fair, Uma is a very p2w game.
It really isnt. This is my pvp win without spending any money on the game. I can post more if you'd like.

Anyone has that chart with all the family relationship of the real horses transfered to the uma girls?

>>714859575
japan made literally like 20 million or something insane before the western release lmao. i don't think they care about bribing the kind of tranny streamers in the west.

im so glad anime is becoming more mainstream bros, soon we will get rid of all the lolis

>>714866886
Go ahead, keep posting.

>>714866885
Ok, beaner

>Vinny plays game he's uninterested in
>Invites faggots from a community that's not of his interest
>Newfags starts giggling amongst themselves and starts creating headcannons like vinny being actually interested in the game but he's hiding it
>But he is actually uninterested, and he has no interest outside of being a midwit band bro that masturbates to a generic rock band
what's his ulterior motive for doing this

>>714866790
Weebs have no taste. They would tell you a mound of shit is good if it had big anime eyes and stupid hair attached to it.

>>714866971
Being paid by Cygames.

>>714866969
cry about it sissy

>>714866971
he makes money playing games, thats it. its up to autists like yourself to ascribe any other meaning to it. at the end of the day, as much as i hate streamers, i do think their viewers are even more pathetic. i mean look at you man. schizobabble.

>>714864753
It's likely to prevent favoritism. Don't forget that people gamble thousands of dollars on these horses. I remember reading that horse race commentators can't show favoritism among the horse racers, and during gold ship's 12 billion yen incidence the announcer who screamed when the race began almost got fired.

>>714866971
I don't know but it ruins his entire channel for months every time he pulls this shit.

I want more Gray Leno chemo, not this cancerous shit.

>>714867016
Isn't illegal to advertise without claiming to advertise?
only sponsored stream I remember from Vinny was him playing a shitty monster hunter clone with Jerma (where he actually disclosed that he was sponsored) where they back-highhandedly kept shitting on the game because the game was a janky piece of shit

Does support card friendship level effect anything outside of when friendship training becomes available?

>>714866872
the rich wanting to engage in horse racing is only going to continue to trend downwards as society collapses. japan has started to ease up on mass immigration, so they will be destroyed soon.

they need to start embracing otakus, because they are japanese. they will not have the luxury of discriminating within their own people for much longer.

>>714867056
Secondaries ruining chat for months on end is not schizobabble.

>>714866775
Describe what the distance and style specialties of the Mane 6 would be

>>714860218
>but maybe they enjoy all the attention.
Having globaltards and e-celebs with their following of subhumans infest your game will ALWAYS be a mistake. No exceptions.

This is all a psyop for ponyfags to evade GR15.

>>714867285
I legit thought Vinny had lost his mind the first time I saw Grey Leno

>>714866872
nah it's because they are publicly connected to the government
horse racing is a state-run gambling, and it's one of the very few ways you can legally gamble in Japan

>>714860218
>Felt like there was zero hype for this shit until it actually came out.

are you retarded? perhaps thats because it was japan only? and nobody else could play it? come on brother holy shit. are you indian or something? you're probably drooling all over your keyboard.

>need top 5 for our goal
I've failed her....

>>714867592
Power is the most important stat for late and end positions.

>>714859461 (OP)
I'm sad I can't get this to run in Proton. Feeling pretty left out. Guess I will have to settle for watching the anime instead.

>>714859461 (OP)
I never watched the anime and just started the game and this is my favorite horse. I dunno why sometimes she doesn't use her special skills during the race. The game is very cute and i think i will check out the anime now.

>>714867592
HOLY SHIT MY GIRL DID IT

>>714865750
>Only 2 have been deleted so far
Fuck these useless shit mods and fuck these manfucking eceleb faggots

if i start playing this, is it gacha what horses I get?
I'm only interested in Gold Ship

>>714868141
Gold Ship is a freebie

this is just flavor of the month for fake weeaboo gamer ecelebs

>>714868074
Remember that there's one stat never shown to you that matters more than all stats combined
>Belief: A stat that measures how much you believe in your girl
Scream her name as she runs, scream out words of encouragement and she'll win.

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Rizu-chan and Nori-chan now
https://www.twitch.tv/rizzriz

>>714868141
Gold Ship is an SR horse you can enchant.

why everyone keep saying bald
proof?

>>714865869
The most dangerous part of horse racing for the horse is driving to and from the racecourse.

>uma thread
>the SEAnigger that keeps bringing up BA for no reason shits up and derails the thread again
holy fuck he's been doing it for weeks already, why can't he fuck off to /vg/ for tribalism autism?

>>714867751
Works on my steam Deck.

>>714859776
>>714859575
>>714860218
vinny doesn't do sponsor streams

>>714859575
Fippy Bippy

>>714865182
seethe

>>714868989
I get a white screen and no gameplay. Maybe I am using the wrong version of Proton. I'm on Ubuntu and not SteamOS.

Anyone knows how to consistently trigger the claw machine event? I only need to get more plushies for the part 1 missions but spamming recreation feels like a waste

>>714868996
this, he just streams fotmslop bait for his tranny nigger cattle audience

>>714867383
Idk, I just like Fluttershy's big teats

>>714869151
It works on my proton 9.0.4, but maybe you could try Experimental.

>>714869151
>>714869358
Also the game menu plays the opening movie in the background. This could be the thing causing issues on Linux.

>>714869183
There is no consistent way, but it will literally never show up until you reach a certain point in the campaign, I think after the first summer. Any recreation done after that has a chance of triggering it.

>>714869358
Sick. I'll try both of those.

Why do retards keep saying that streamers are only playing it because they get sponsored? They literally have to disclose when they are being paid, and streamers have consistently done this with all other sponsored streams. But suddenly with this game they all decided to not disclose it? Even the very small streamers are just taking the risk of getting fucked by the law? Are these retards so mindbroken that they can't imagine someone playing a game for fun.

>>714865434
You say that, but there are no animals in the game, only human representations.

Animal game for people who can't stand to look at animals, they prefer anime girls.

>>714859461 (OP)
Would the game even be popular if that horse race thing on twitter was a thing?

isn't this the guy that raped someone?

>>714859461 (OP)
I don't even know if this game is good, but I'm happy for games like this being successful. Simpler games that a lot of people enjoy and can run on their PCs without having to buy a RTX 40xx to struggle with slop UE5.

I can't wait for more rule 34 of these horse girls.

>>714859461 (OP)
Should we blame Asmongold for this?

>>714866971
Vinny has a tradition of streaming weird/outlandish/bad games on sundays and a big subset of chat probably pestered him to stream this "for the lulz" and it fits the role of a "Sunday game" well enough

>>714869582
I've only seen one reference to that in the entire two weeks the game has been out in English.

>>714867016
>>714867056
>>714867285
he was just curious, you dumb fucks. it's not that serious

>>714859461 (OP)
It’s the flavor of the moment.

>>714869547
Yes, law system has nothing better to do than to deal with some tranny vtubers that didn't mention they got paid for playing some anime slot machine game.

Never got the appeal of gacha games. They seem to be made for retard iPadbabies.

>>714860997
BAbros... it's time to comeback !

>>714869869
>#ad

>>714859461 (OP)
It's actually a decent enough game. You should have seen all the /vg/ gacha vermin screeching on release day that you have to actually play it and it isn't a 15 minute login autobattler.

>gets to the actual gameplay
>doesn't attempt for even 10 seconds to engage with it
>asks questions about menus but then immediately clicks something to get past them as if looking at a screen for too long is actively offending him
>this results in him failing his run quickly
>immediately fobs it off as having given it "it's designated time"
I expected nothing and was still disappointed. I didn't expect him to engage with it but good lord man, control your ADHD for at least 60 seconds to attempt to.

>>714869547
>Are these retards so mindbroken
The answer here is always yes

>>714869832
Streamers have been fucked before by not disclosing they were sponsored. Also answer the question, why do they disclose they are sponsored for every game except this one.

>>714869121
Cope, tranny

>Plays game cause NL genuinelly likes it
>Does not engage with it
>Sighs all playthrough
>Doesn't say anything, looks at chat all the time
>"haha what a weird game"
>"not my thing, anyways let's go play zelda, chrono trigger, ff7 for the 100th time
Vinny has a brain virus or something.

>>714869547
There's a certain type of person that will call anything they don't immediately recognising appearing more than twice in front of them "advertising" automatically. Just treat them like idiots for not understanding people sometimes have interest in things.

>>714870131
Vinny is just set in his ways. He knows what he likes and plays what he likes. He at least gives other games a shot though, will give him that.

>>714870095
Because there's no contract, they just "suddenly" got interested in the game and decided to play. And it just so happened their bank account got a few extra figures in it, just a funny coincidence.

>>714868989
'orse on 'eck

>>714869869
>BAbros... it's time to comeback !
I'm already playing the horse girl game, Blue archive and Nikke.

>>714868996
If you actually believe this you are the dumbest mother fucking retard on the planet

>>714870363
Okay so why don't they do the same for any other game? You still haven't explained that.

>>714859575
I don't think cygames does sponsor streams
or at least noone has actually been sponsored to play Uma Musume in the west so far, unless you can count Hololive needing to ask permission to play their games because they always ask permission with japanese companies

Why did they give the story NPC rival a downie face.

>>714870327
This one was actively him not giving it a shot though. This was him picking it up because NL has been getting huge numbers of viewers with it while sincerely enjoying it, then derisively laughing and clicking randomly for 30 minutes until he could move on.

>>714859697
The designs are great though

>>714870081
>>714870241
I guess, just confused why this game broke them so much. Feels like half the thread is just about this conspiracy that people being paid to play it. Most fotm threads only have a few posts saying it is marketing, this feels like some people are actually mad at the idea that people might like it

>>714859697
>can't manual-skill during races
This is like complaining that you can't play a match as a player in Football Manager.

Fucking retard. The point is your choices on the macro impact their performances in race.

>>714870363
It's not that and you know it.
They saw it blowing up and thought it'd give their views a boost which is why they're jumping on the bandwagon after the first week. If they were paid they'd be playing it within the first 3 days of launch if not the first day. Meanwhile first few days were chill threads with no eceleb faggotry to be seen, just discussion and horse lore.

>>714859697
You can make bets outside of the game.

>>714870863
A game with a gacha system being popular? Inconceivable! We're supposed to be doing the morally correct action of making fun of them.

>>714870327
He's afraid of unknown stuff cause he thinks chat will murder him
>likes a lot of different RPGs and anime stuff
>won't play games he didn't play before
>won't play (popular game) with a rabid fanbase behind it
>"what's that? new zelda slop? day 1 stream"
Reminds me of my friend that won't try anything new unless he's hyperfixated on it.
Maybe vinny is autistic.

>>714871149
Vinny is an oldfag who used to advertise here back when /v/ knew how to have fun. Of course he has a bit of the 'tism.

>>714871149
>Maybe
nah he's just too busy

>>714871242
He's an old bachelor with a band, he doesn't do shit.

>>714859461 (OP)
Why is this good news?

>>714871108
The reason cyjews got ecelebs playing now and not on release is because they started losing players rapidly. Guess all those huge umamusume fans weren't expecting the game to be this bad, so they left.

>>714871242
Haha yeah, totally.
>Anyway here's my 675th playthrough of Zelda 2.

>>714871149
He hates his own viewer base

>>714859461 (OP)
>no porn because yakuza
dont care

>>714859461 (OP)
how many lives have been ruined by horse racing...

>>714859461 (OP)
>congratulations, a bunch of gay e-celebs and their fanbases of children who think "anime girl" is an insult are now interested in your anime girl game
why would anyone want this?

>>714865434
What the fuck are you talking about? The game is entirely
>nohooves

>3 Umamusume threads
>2/3 are about Blue Archive or faggot streamers
How long until we can talk about the horse game in peace

>>714872278
Sorry anon tendie jannies refuse to let us have normal threads

>>714872278
What with these BA faggots anyway?

>>714866231
Cynicism is unhealthy anon

>>714872278
Jannies were deleting threads about the game and left the e-celebs one untouched for some reason.

>>714872278
Don't you love when your game gets popular?

>>714872278
>Open Umamusume thread
>Here pic of muh Comilet gacha ranking see BA see
Are otakus really enjoys seeing niggers and ugly fat baldman fucking their mobile waifus?

>>714872406
It isn't, surprisingly. It's someone trying to start a war between both groups of fans. Notice who is oddly absent from these threads despite a Japanese game is getting more attention than their games.
It's the chinks, or SEAfaggot shills that work for the chinks.

>>714859461 (OP)

>>714872686
Tendies always try to force fan wars

>>714872626
>>714872278
A little while ago the last uma musume thread reached bump limit and slid down the pages and nothing actually replaced it...

Daughter

>>714872626
Why are they doesn’t delete literally offtopic thread like this?
>Comiket stats
>on /v/
>>714861428

>>714872706
2
5
E or even F

>>714872278
Until the /vg/ shitposting discord finds a new target for their gacha war agenda
Like look at these posts and tell me they're organic
>>714860417
>>714860725
>>714860997
>>714861332
I haven't bothered to check but I wouldn't be surprised if the md5 for these images have been posted at least 50 times every day

>>714859461 (OP)
I watched asmonbald play this for 5 minutes. If this is becoming a sensation the world is fucking cooked imagine showing this shit to one of the great men of old. I'm sick of it. GROW THE FUCK UP

>>714872763
I'm sorry chink but no one's trusting you overly competitive assholes. The wording, methodology and focus screams Chinese influence. Tendies have a different methodology when they shitpost. Not that your third world mind can comprehend such nuance.

>>714872994
Ok tendie

>>714866971
>Vinny plays game he's uninterested in
What else is new

>>714872894
It’s always the Viet monkies, they have some oddly hate bones against Japan, and worships Korea and China, Viet bois love tranny kpop while Viet whores live gay chink novel

>>714859461 (OP)
.

>>714872947
>If this is becoming a sensation the world is fucking cooked imagine showing this shit to one of the great men of old. I'm sick of it. GROW THE FUCK UP

>>714873065
Wish he wouldn’t waste his time. It makes for a completely miserable watching experience. He really should just stick to tendie games

how come nobody is being paid to play Blue Archive?

>>714872947
>grandpa you remember seabiscuit
>I sure do sonny
>they made this game where you can train the horses and watch them race
>well that’s sounds fun I’m going to take my nap now

>>714873117
ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN

>>714873339
>play BA on stream
>get canceled because your chat sees it as a pedo game
The best you'll get are vtubers on youtube

>>714872947
>one of the great men of old

>>714859461 (OP)
I simply don't play gachashit.

>>714873117
I hate like half of these bitches

do people pretend to not know streamers are paid to promote games sometimes? Its really obvious when suddenly a bunch of them shill one game

>>714859606
>Bald low test Canadian with a digusting mail order bug wife and digusting hapa baby that has a pathological need to talk about US politics every 3 minutes
>greater than anyone

yikes

oh yeah, and Ludwig is a fencesitter pussy Hasan glazer and ballwasher

crucity all ironic weeb faggots

Someone post the screenshot of the fomo animes, now adding this trash displacing frieren

>>714866496
The game isn't even 2 weeks old yet and there isn't much to pull right now either. I highly doubt there's a significant amount of spenders currently among the playerbase like you seem to believe

>>714873740
They have to disclose that they’re sponsored by the game
>errm but they secret shilled this time
If AAA games can’t afford to get away with something like that what makes you think this gacha game can

>>714865750
>>714872706
>>714873117
This you?
https://anonpaste.com/share/5ba519efe9

>>714873193
>immediately skips and closes tutorials
>fumbles and complains about not understanding the mechanic he just skipped the tutorials for
>in the event he manages to bruteforce an understanding of whatever it was, he will forget it in the next fifteen minutes and return to complaining
It's all so tiresome but at least he'll start doing the shitty Watto impression again for no goddamn reason

>>714872947
>I could buy real estate, which will print me money later on and make my entire bloodline's life a paradise on earth, ensuring they'll never need to work again
>yeah... HOWEVER-

>>714873339
No one even play BA in Japan too

I rolled Teio and apparently this burger of a cowgirl. Is she worth racing or should I keep rolling and send her to the glue factory?

>>714874003
NTA but for most gacha games the launch month is typically one of the most profitable periods (if not THE most) in its entire lifespan even if there's not much to pull for

>>714874227
She's great at shorter distances and can also easily be your second/third Dirt runner when you boost her proficiency from B to A.

>>714873339
Too expensive compared to bribing their players for reviews.

>>714874216
>gf2 even lower
lol

>>714874185
This is why I only watch his non-video game stuff these days like commercial chaos. I cannot stand watching this man playing video games.

>>714871658
He might hate what it has become. Guy is constantly forced to walk on eggshells.

>>714873193
yeah I like both horse and vinny but I wish he didn't stream this, without having to watch this I could tell it's that type of a stream where he never opens up to the game because he has to keep his "yeah I'm uninterested" character

>>714874025
>They have to disclose that they’re sponsored by the game
please, PLEASE tell me you are not this fucking stupid, there are ways to get around that, one google search away, streamers do shill games without mentioning they are being paid

Cmon man, this happened with v rising too its all astroturfed, you can't be this stupid

>>714874297
That's true but in this case the actual whaling won't happen until next week

>>714873339
Too poor to afford streamer

>/v/ when EA has lootboxes
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHH SAVE THE CHILDREN MR GOVERNMENT
>/v/ when Japan horse girl game leads people to real horse betting
>SUGOI! GHOST SHIP KAWAII

>>714864516
>so the usual bit then where he ""plays"" the game as an one-off, but he shoe-horns in about him being uninterested and weirded-out throughout the entire playthrough
I've seen many e-celebs do this, specially when the game is anime-related.

>>714874630
I swear you dumb fucks can’t even read a whole post without jumping off into an flow chart NPC response that I already addressed in the same post

>>714874398
Gooks have no shame, just like to boost Stellar Slop's numbers they sold the game at a 71% discount for chinks on PC. Yet it still lost to some no hype game like Dune lol

>>714874683
>3DPD
lol didn't read, post something that hasn't hit the wall, faggot

>>714860417
>vtubers

>>714872278

>>714859461 (OP)
This is what happens when you let that fucking right winger Asmonroach get any close to my games

>>714874729
>I swear you dumb fucks can’t even read a whole post without jumping off into an flow chart NPC response that I already addressed in the same post

>>714874812
There is nothing in your post that I didn’t already address in the very first one. Read it before hand the entire thing not the first sentence

>>714874652
Even then. Most of the people playing it now are normalfags baited in by the streamers who probably have no idea they're supposed to be saving. Funnily enough that's how it goes without foresight.

>>714874782
Say what you will about the concept of VTubers, the character designs are fucking hot. Considering this is mostly about porn, you can put 2 and 2 together I'm sure.

>>714871149
Funny how he did a full stream for Phoenix Wright Zelda mod because it had Zelda, despite the mod being like 80% Phoenix Wright and 20% Zelda
He enjoyed every bit about it but he had zero interest in playing Phoenix Wright because he is too scared to try it without Zelda

>>714874945
>the character designs are fucking hot.
vast majority look fucking awful.

>>714874931
i really hope you are not this retarded irl, you can reply to this post too to feel like you won, i wont reply back

>>714874962
He’s an incredibly closed minded individual who thinks he’s too cool for what’s popular or in yet he only really likes basic nintendo games. He really is the worst parts of /v/

>>714874962
He's literally afraid of anime drawings.
Then he has the galls to sweet talk vtubers on DMs tho.

>>714859461 (OP)
Why does it take this retard months to finish any game
He's STILL not even close to finished with Oblivion Remastered

>>714875082
Shut up nigger, stop thinking cygames has more power to manipulate American streamers than EA

>it's another 2D mario flash game fan pack that is the same fucking shit for another 2 hours while Vinny pisses and shits himself laughing

>>714865001
Game's popularity will die out in 1 to 2 months, and only the autists and whales and ironic weebs & vt-fags will keep playing.

>>714874727
Do normalfags really find bit like this to be comedic?
I fail to see the entertainment in watching someone being purposely uninterested

>>714874543
Nobody to blame but himself

>>714875174
he's the biggest nintendie out there, anything that offers a modicum of complexity or strategy and he shuts down because it requires reading tutorials

>>714875262
this is 200% normie content bro, his audience just wants the present thing, when a week passes they want the next present thing that maybe nightmedia-gold shilled

>>714859461 (OP)
I dont play the horse game but I really REALLY feel bad for people who did before it became popular basically the worst thing to happen to something you like is it becoming popular especially with streamers

>Vinny plays the anime horse game
>He's uncomfortable the entire time and stressed out of his mind that this exists
>Joel plays the anime horse game
>Has a fucking great time, screams his lungs out, plays his own music for the races and dances, gets into it

>>714875005
We're talking Japanese VTubers not the twitch cancer or English speaking VTubers you're used to seeing
It's stuff like pic-related

>>714875379
It's not comedic. It's reassuring. They want their opinions that anime games are heckin weird validated, and the streamer provides.
And it's a 0 risk thing because the otaku in the audience are pathetic cucks starved for any kind of social validation so they're willing to go "h-haha so true it sucks and is weird!!" just to feel part of a socially acceptable group.

>>714875518
Vinny sadly got the Jerma franchise (his fault since he loves playing with that group) so he has to be super duper careful and hide everything behind 90 layers of irony unless its ok

>>714875369
>Game's popularity will die out in 1 to 2 months
Good that means the cancer will die out before my Osakan wife becomes available.
That means I win.

>>714875518
>low self esteem vs high self esteem
I think Joel is a complete “noise funny” autist. But I will always respect that he will not hate something just because it’s popular. Vinny did the same shit with undertale and pizza tower. Where he saw people were really into those games and it like disgusted him

>>714875518
Joel is a Weeb and Vinny hates anime

>>714875518
joel is one of the few streamers left that genuinely still tries to make entertainment

>>714875379
It's not about comedy. It's more validation video. There's this one streamer who's all "Gross video game boobs. Ugh, this is so creepy" but then he does really terrible dick and sex jokes. He's both very prudish and acting like he's 12 and learned new swear words at the same time.

>>714875247
yeah him being midwit and rolling his eyes over anime related stuff, and confronting every bit about them with cynicism is fine, if that's who he is
but it's real fucking weird he doesn't have the same attitude towards vtumors like Limes, and friendly talks to them as if they don't wear anime for masks, despite he does the exact opposite for games that wears anime for masks

>>714867367
>paying attention to chat for any reason, ever

>>714874051
Fuck no, you dumb eceleb cocksucker. Is that another eceleb tranny, trannyshill? You and xim will never be women

>>714875518
That other anon is 100% right Vinny just wants to act like le cool guy joel likes being silly the only time vinny wants to act funny is when he's making a whacky reaction to shocking mobile game ad #213

>>714875518
Based. I was thinking of watching neither if they were just rolling their eyes the entire time
but I guess Joel was too fun to act disingenuous like that

>>714867895
The chances are higher when she's at the top 3 from what I've been playing as of late

>>714875518
>song change automatically during the concert
>YOU WA SHOCK
>it still syncs up

>>714859461 (OP)
>no gameplay
>no sex

forced popularity

>>714876161
>the fucking family guy intro syncing up for that one moment
Had me laughing my ass off.

>>714863250
Nothing. It's like how people use porn volume as a metric to compare Xenoblade 2 and Xenoblade 3.

>>714864859
possibly
God I hate ESL posters so goddamn much

This game tickles my autism like Football Manager, and unlike that game it doesnt take a billion years on my potato PC to run

>>714875518
https://youtu.be/BEo-ulREpiQ
It all comes full circle.

>>714874962
When he was streaming the horse game. The chat told him it’s like monster rancher and he said he never played monster rancher and I just laughed my ass off. Nigga really only plays nintendo games

>>714859461 (OP)
I am tired of seeing Horse Girls

Is the reporter bitch worth leveling up friendship with? I've completely neglected getting her up in favor of the Director and the other girls

>>714875596
Yeah, I guess there are therapeutic for midwit fuckos who lives off on trends, but suffered an identity crisis panic attack from seeing a weird Japanese Anime game pop up in their "current thing" radar

>>714874051
This you?
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.meta/text/yurikino/type/op/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714631301/#714662543
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/280349666/#280353788
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/280349666/#280354024

>>714877190
This reminds me of Golshi's performance
https://files.catbox.moe/u82jkf.mp4

>>714877190
What's happening here?

>>714877494
Golshi is a high paid breeding stallion now. Just doing honest work

>>714877190
When will we get a gold ship vtuber playthrough of pretty derby

>>714872484
it's not really a cynicism he literally did that, and he always does that for anything outside of Nintendo

>>714868996
>my le heckin wholesome doesn't do sponsorship deals unlike the other ones!!!
why do people just outright lie about stuff like this

>>714877821
>hates every second of the Oblivion Remastered playthrough
>his chat forces him to keep going

>>714877346
/a/ here. Please forgive our anonpastefag. He's one of /a/'s biggest schizos. He switches between a yurifag and an anti-yurifag. He likes to start shit in LycoReco threads with shits like "Majiwives".. The guy in the pastebin is what he believes to be the identity of one of his arch-nemeses. Link below is another one of his enemies.
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/%21Akemi/
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/Majiwives/

Let me guess, he played just to do the skit with the 20 bucks figurine he bought

>>714875518
Wait a minute, Vinny is repulsed by the anime horse game, yet had no issue showcasing the Mario Kart fat fetish princess mods.

>>714878440
He likes showing off things like that for the bit. The Mario Kart mod was presented, laughed at, and immediately moved on from. The issue is that the "bit" for Uma Musume was two hours long and wasn't funny for a grand majority of it.

>>714866463
Why not stop watching streamers and stuff like that, or are you that much of a sheep?

>>714866119
>>714868869
There's been ~1.5 deaths per 1000 starts in horse racing

>it's yet ANOTHER ironic weeb e-celeb video
The west deserves death

>Skip the first part of the race
>See my front runner Bakushin at 16/18
>Skip again and the winning animation plays
FUAAAARK

>>714879079
kill yourself faggot

>>714866463
>It will lead to the end of your career and the death of your community.
That's just patently untrue considering Hololive exists.

>>714878298
I've been away from the /a/lcove for too long in this /v/acation, what the fuck happened

>>714859461 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>714875518
Who the fuck are these faggots? Why am I supposed to care?

>>714859461 (OP)
>weeb coomer game #23874587567
gee i can't wait

>>714879269
Half of /a/'s moderation left in 2024. Now all that's left is corrupt mods using it as a personal playground and more than half the posts are schizos samefagging over and over to push some asinine agenda. 4chan is dying.

>>714875961
>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714631301/#714662543
That's me.

The rest are not me. I don't browse your /a/ generals because I mostly browse /v/.
How about you answer the question? I have yet to get the answer from the previous thread. Is that you on the anonpaste or not?
Then again, I already knew the answer. You linking some random /a/ threads is a confession by itself. Good job outing yourself.
I checked your linked archive. And I can see at how you got IP wiped in that thread, and here you are, already spamming your usual shit. Stop ban evading.

>>714878298
Stop doing your usual "/a/ here" autism, retard. You've been here since the beginning spamming those paint edits and dub images. Nobody ITT cares about our convo, and nobody was conversing with you except me. You think some guy from /a/ would just stroll around randomly into this thread? Stop trying to astroturf. You're not even doing a very good job at it.

>>714879517
>You think some guy from /a/ would just stroll around randomly into this thread?
NTA but yes because I'm randomly strolling into the thread from another board.

Is there an actual umamusume thread right now? Where is it? idc about these people

I hate you gacha niggers so much

I honestly didnt expect to Uma to become this months bandwagon

Is Uma any good, missed launch...

>>714879643
It's a good game unironically

>>714879269
Absolute fucking retard got mindbroken by a guy posting a laughing Serval pic several times. So hard that he tried to look for his identity across the net and he's spreading his lore about him across /a/ /v/ and possibly other boards

>>714879595
See. He genuinely believes in his own bullshit

People like to dine on monkey head soup?

>>714879595
Sorry. meant for >>714879517

>>714866816
Weebs are not as smug as the average ironytard, at least they're honest about their passion.

>>714879517
NTA but I'd rather have the faggot in your anonpaste and that antiecelebfag over you, tr/a/nny

>>714875589
>what is Fauna

>>714874395
Oh hey. She won the debut race. Bloody american towers over all the tiny asian horses in the concert bit.

Meanwhile this guy got his Uma hentai vid deleted

>>714875518
>Joel plays the anime horse game
where can I see that?

Do horses get most of the money from races? The trainer in the anime is constantly broke despite the fact that he trains pretty much stars.

>>714880170
Yakuza are on their way to his house right now.

>>714880170
>japs abusing the legal system once again
no surprise. hope a lawyer takes these cases probono to fuck them. this aint japan lil bro we have actual rights here

>>714880170
FUCK, his genshin stuff is great, even if he is a brony
praying for lazyprocastinator right now

>>714880097
Because the guy in the anonpaste and the "antiecelebfag" is you? Try using a new posting style if you want to samefag.

>ACK also browses /v/
Goddammit

>>714880170
So where am I supposed to post horses?

>>714875005
There's thousands of designs out there anon.
That's like saying (anime character) looks awful.

>>714880170
did he actually make it or is he trolling by posting a png
if former please post the sauce

>>714880372
But enough about you, "Majiwives" faggot

girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>714880638
Doubtful its trolling >>714880519 you have to be anonymous to upload something uma related.

>>714859575
I'm sure there was some of that with people like Asmongold, but people who are just barely making videos on it are most likely just trend chasing and making videos due to FOMO.

>20 carats per day f2p income
>1500 for 10 pull
>3% SSR rate
yeah I’m thinking this will die in the west once the initial hype is over. only jp has the autism needed to play games this stingy.

>>714880307
>lilbro unc frfr on gawd
seethe pablo

>>714859461 (OP)
Hopefully schedule I drops the update soon and it will be back to triple digits on steam

>>714881502
yes everybody fucking knows that, I was just wondering if he's playing into that considering nobody saw the supposed video from the comments
they are adamant about taking-down porns as they use real horse names, but I highly doubt it only took 30 minutes for it to get taken-down

Blue Archive is still better than this japshit. Reminder japs cannot make good gachas.

>>714881718
You can easily earn a top of carats by doing the events and special missions. I’ve earned 15k carats playing casually

>>714875518
Joel's stream of it was so fucking funny.
Also both of them said it was a genuinely good game even if it wasn't for them.

>>714881718
I got like 20000 carats playing so far, I'm not gunna pull on the kitasan banner, gunna wait until the rerun which has elevated rates. I'm still getting A ranks and staying above the promotion line with just basic stuff

>>714866710
My brother in Christ, Amen, /v/ has been unusable for the past 10 fucking years. I've been lurking around this shithole for a while and it's been centuries since I saw a thread that does not evolve into a xitter slapfight, or a thinly veiled r34 dump. Can't even call it a /pol/ refugee board anymore since there's practically no difference between the racists here and the racists over there. It's not even an unique phenomenon since this also happens in other boards.
What's there to say. Fuck off to /vg/ and never look back.

>>714881997
If Blue Archive was better everybody would be streaming it.

>>714880170
>>714880519
Cygames would like to remind you about the guidelines

>>714881914
According to replies dude used tags and that alerted the company

>>714880170
So horse porn is now considered canon?

>>714881997
Blue Archive doesn't even have a gameplay, horse game at least falls under raising sims
BA doesn't fall under any category as it's nothing but a stat check

>trannies are unironically discussing their e-celeb friendship simulators ITT
grim

>>714879770
>he says before MANT is out to call 95% of the playerbase

What did this anon mean by this

>>714882338
I want to see the video if it actually exists, not a hypothetical answer

>>714882017
>>714882051
Yeah because it’s the start and you have all the newbie missions to go through. Once your done with the initial rush, the carats will slow down dramatically.

>>714880519
sankaku

>>714859461 (OP)
he played something that isn't from nintendo?

>>714882493
>0 seconds since the last time the /pol/tard thought about trannies

>>714882046
idk vinny was clearly being snarky about it by saying "I get why the numbers excites people" while giving a safe lukewarm approval for the sake of avoiding a controversial opinion

a new ATH just hit the tower

This is when you know you should drop him. He’s just an unbased numberfag

>>714882927
I mean, it's well known that gacha games emulate slot machine psychology.

>>714882924
trannies aren't exactly a boogeyman around here. several mods are legitimately trannies, and they have tools they can use to guide the course of conversation.

>>714859461 (OP)
Hey Vinny. Stop advertising here. We know your midlife crisis is expensive. But this is starting to get sad.

>>714880170
just checked kemono, shit's not even there

>>714879517
>>714874051
>Noooooooo you have to be my boogeyman! You just have to because...... I said so! Okay?
I think I've had enough of schizos and autism for one week, lads

>>714883526
It's worse than a known schizo... It's a shounenspic that lusts over ugly, masculine "women" Only suicide can cure such a creature.

>>714883715
Sorry I was trying to find a good pic but that Mikasa one is what I think about that schizo

>>714876161
It was unreasonably good

>>714859575
>go to Mecha Break stream
>#sponsor
>#sponsor
>#sponsor

>go to Umamusume stream
>haha im playing the horse game
its trend-chasing, not getting paid

>>714860417
touhou is reclining...

>be coomer
>love the horse girls
>can't fap to any of them
Everytime I play a career they all look like daughters to me, even if they feature waifubaiting. The only one who sold it to me was Nice Nature. At least I'm safe from Kiryu.

>horse girls
>they just have horse ears

>>714884287
What? You want them to have a floppy horse cock too or something?

>>714872278
Hopefully never
Your game is permanently sullied by FOTM streamer and their zoomies, eat shit umatard

>>714884448
>Your game is permanently sullied
Isn't the definition of FOTM that it isn't permanent?

>>714884287
Literally the best choice they made, there's a reason it's clicking with even the normies, the least furfaggotry the better.

>>714873339
They spent all their money paying off porn artists at comiket

>>714882924
>tranny having a meltdown because I made fun of xer tranny friend simulators
dire

>>714874398
are they really allowed to do that? well i guess its not like theyre asking for positive reviews specifically

>>714884287
Yes, you fucking furry eunuch, no one wants the "horse" parts except retarded xitterfags. Fuck off to /d/.

Can I do the event in one day or is it not enough time?

>>714885160
Are you some kind of android, cyborg or robot?

>>714884287
>there's a catgirl in my anime
>she just has cat ears

>>714878042
that would be because in the united states of usa, you have to disclose when a segment is sponsored per FTC rules

>>714885437
Not last time I checked.I just wanted the Special Week card

>>714885550
>nobody would ever break the rules! what an absurd notion!

>>714885684
>nobody
NTA but what you're implying is that hundreds of streamers are breaking the rules and risking their channel just to secretly stream Horse game.

>>714885684
yes because they are willing to risk jailtime for an anime horse game that they don't really care about aside it from being trendy

>>714885684
feel free to find out that someone is breaking the rules and report them to the FTC so that they slap said person with a fine that costs them more than whatever the sponsorship deal is
i don't have a horse in this race, i'm telling you that there are rules with real penalties against undisclosed sponsorship

>>714885590
Getting one or two copies might be realistic, but you have to start now.

>>714884287
,horse trail and a horse pussy

>>714879770
It's gacha.
It's for people who are lonely and are gambling addicts.

>>714859575
Vinny literally avoid to talk about the gameplay in a video of 94 minutes. The entire thing is "look the disgusting human-horse hybrid"

>>714859461 (OP)
>Gray Leno plush

Of all of his injokes, why the absolute shittiest, least funny one?

>>714885941
Fug, I'm still pretty new so I'll probably fuck up since it looks like a long career mode

>>714886450
u vill buy ze grey leno plush and u vill be happy

remember, gacha game shillers are subhuman

>>714886450
He made it because he knows it's his shittiest joke. What else would even be made into a plushie anyway? Himself?

>>714886814
if he wanted to be funny, meat
if he wanted to be safe, green bootleg mario mushroom with word V

What a fag.

>>714886513
If you are desperate, just speedrun Bakushin over and over while skipping everything. Borrow someones event card for the event bonus and level all your speed cards to at least 15, perferably higher. At the start of the career always click the training that has the most friends on it. Once friendsip training becomes available pick it every time you see, otherwise pick whatever training has the most friends that are not maxed yet. Rest or go on a date if there are no good options. This will beat the campaign most of the time.

The shilling's working, I guess.

>>714887136
meat is intellectual property though

>>714887136
>mario mushroom
>safe
I dunno, man

>>714887258
Thanks anon

>>714887503
he literally sold every iteration of that green mushroom as his merch but he never got sued

>>714887317
I dunno about streamniggers, but anon's passion always rubs off on me
I wanto to see that retard gorushi smile

>>714887872
But she's always smiling?

>>714887592
She is!

>>714887317
>free game
>took a dip already
>can’t break 100k
>t…the shilling's working
lol
lmao even

>>714888135
t. blue tranny

>want to give this a try
>find out i've already lost because there was some event that expires today or some shit
i hate gacha games so fucking much bros

>>714888135
It's a mobile game. Most people aren't playing on Steam. The Steam version just makes it easy to stream

>>714888393
You only lost a welfare card that you can replace with SRs, but you gained more gibs to reroll with compared to day 1 players. And you can even get said welfare card later.

>>714887592
Nice!

Mike's chat is weird as fuck, I thought they were regular twitter trannies because of how much they seethe over Oneyplays animations, but they're completely fine with Pippa for some reason.

>>714887317
Let's check which F2P makes the most money with its gacha/microtransactions

>>714888584
that makes me feel a bit better but it's really just the overall condition of gacha games with the unlimited fomo
just complaining because i didn't expect it to be shoved into my face so soon after launch

>>714875767
Based Vinny
Joel is entertaining to watch too if he's not playing the same streamer bait game for 30 times in a row

Humiliation Ritual: The Streamer

>>714877190
how many of them know the lyrics of umapyoi densetsu

>>714875767
>Joel is a Weeb
He's exclusively into "manime" though, he's just as averse to moe as Vinny.

>>714888847
Mike has become friendly with a bunch of people in the vtuber sphere so that kind of audience likes him.

>>714859461 (OP)
>play raising sim
>skip all the dialogue because you hate anime except the anime you liked as a kid
this would be his goty if it had tifa in it

>>714888887
Damn, Mech Break dropped off faster than expected.

>>714871431
It's still huge in Japan; you might want to try again. No one is doing sponsorship for this game, except for Vtuber.

>>714888992
but vinny creeps up on vtubers as if they don't have anime face
joel is based as he doesn't do a gay streamer circlejerk event

>>714889382
NTA but Pippa isn't popular in the vtuber sphere. She just has a very loud audience because she goes political a lot.