Thread 714671491

Let me guess, you need more

>>714671491 (OP)
Yeah I need more realistic world design. What the fuck is this shit?

>>714671491 (OP)
so you're telling me this tiny community has a hospital, 2 churches, 2 airfields and 9 parking spots.

>>714671491 (OP)
I had this, so my parents must have loved me. The Internet tells me so.

>>714671491 (OP)
I need you to not use that legally protected symbol of the International Committee of the Red Cross

>>714671491 (OP)
yeah, i need little cars to play with it

>>714671758
you expect baptists and methodists to share a church? civil war would break out

>>714671992
You unlock them by doing quests around the map

>>714671491 (OP)
never had anything like this. my parents were too poor.

>>714671491 (OP)
fuck off to >>/tg/

>>714671992
>Needing cars
Where's your imagination?

I became irrationally angry the other day remembering the elementary school teacher who’d take away all my toys and never give them back. I didn’t dare tell my parents because they’d beat me so they were just lost to me forever. She took some really nice toys too. I hope that bitch burns in hell.

>>714674356
Imagination is for the poor.

>>714671491 (OP)
i had this one, i remember because i'd use the parking lots to play car salesman with my hotwheels.

>doesn't tesselate
*throws car at other kid's head in misplaced anger*

>>714674928
>my parents had to get rid of this carpet because I had asthma and didn't stop playing on it
Fuck my lungs

>>714671491 (OP)
>identical repeating pattern
Still better than Bethesda shits

>>714675372
couldnt they just vacuum it?

>>714671531
It's an abstraction.

>>714671491 (OP)
>You need more?

Yeah, I need some cars and dinosaurs.

>>714671491 (OP)
> No farmland
What do they eat?

>>714671491 (OP)
I didn't have one of these as a young kid. I had Voltran figures, Ninja Turtles, GI-Joes and a horrifying doll that stole your voice known as Teddy Ruxbin

I'm listening to a video of a bathroom ventilation fan and it's pretty epic

>>714672279
how do I do that without a car, I can't go anywhere?

>>714674928
i would roll up with my Thomas the tank engine suitcase and play all day, while my electric models looped around the mat.

>>714675372
>Fuck my lungs
Since this is my fetish I will (these posts make a legally binding contract)
See ya 2night bebe ;)

>tfw you grew up as a space kid and not a truck or dino kid
feels good knowing i had infinitely better taste even as a kid

>>714674928
I had this one too. I remember having a bunch of firefighter army men and I had them assault and take over the rest of the city, but fucking He-man stopped them when they tried to take the school that looks like a castle.

>>714675890
You walk

>>714671491 (OP)
These things were gay and boring and just reminded you of hosptials, I had a gameboy why would I waste my time on this

>>714676298
what did you even play with, baby mobiles and picture books? jurassic park gave dinochads the best toys

>>714671491 (OP)
yes, I need one of those drums or bags full of Army men, so I can see Private Johnson bleed out, while infantry is laying down heavy fire onto incoming armor

>>714676298
>not being a spacegod AND dinochad
ngmi

>>714671491 (OP)
>ywn play with these again because it would look weird now that you're an adult and it wouldn't really be fun or enjoyable anymore either

>>714676471
If you had a gameboy, you would know that:
A) The fucking batteries would die and mom wouldn't get you more
B) Most parents didn't want you on your gameboy all the time
C) There's only so many times you can play Mario World and some shitass racing game before you get bored.

>>714676298
Dinosaurs are cooler, astroqueer.

Men just want one thing...

>>714675428
what if ...

>>714676932
for me, it's qix

>>714672246
no, the baptists would just throw a shitfit and then split apart and demand a THIRD church so those VILE WRETCHED OTHER baptists would be gone from gods chosen flock.

>>714677140
ah, so dark souls?

>>714677023
>Roundabout is not centered around her belly button
I hope they did not make the same mistake with her ass.

>>714676932
>Most parents didn't want you on your gameboy all the time
Those were good times. Now parents glue their kids to a tablet and leave them like that 24/7. Next generation is fucked

>>714677140
That's pretty fucking neat
This sort of combo might almost describe onirism with how open the very first area is and then getting a lot more linear after that, i'm not fully up to the newest content yet though so I can't really fully accurately compare, I just got to the big tree

>>714671491 (OP)
>take a shit ton of building blocks and make a big fucking town
>then place those small plastic soldiers everywhere, broken ones were used as wounded soldiers
>place vehicles, tanks and whatever else
>use random garbage and sticks as ruins and barricades
>play war
I basically do the same thing God knows how many years latter, just a bit more advanced.

>>714675428
my personal favourite is semi-open hub world into semi-open worlds

>>714676926
i rolled out my old toys to play with my little nephew. seeing him break toys i'd taken care off for 30 years hurt me more than id thought

>>714671491 (OP)
Under the silver lake is underrated

What was it for kid you anon?
Every kid chooses one of these to obsess over, sure some guys choose a couple but there's always that ONE favorite
>Cars
>Trains
>Planes
>Ships
>Robots
>Knights
>Ninjas
>Guns (water guns and toy guns go here too)
>Samurai
>Vechicles and machinery
>Animals
>Dinosaurs
>Space
>Action Heroes/Superheroes
>Cartoons
>Video Games

>>714676696
i dont have pics of them but basically kid models of the space shuttle and miniature plastic astronauts which i probably lost :(

>>714677460
>seeing him break toys
Tell his parents to beat some sense into him for breaking shit. Especially someone else's shit or someone is gonna make someone bet the shit out of him one day.

>>714677424
Through the eggxit

>>714677603
a terminator figurine that was missing an arm

>>714677603
Vehicles and machinery for me
Specifically heavy construction equipment, tractors, excavators, and trains.

>>714677142
I can't actually complain too much. V-Rally was fun af.

>>714677603
Really anything that had a lot of moving parts.
Guns with removable magazines.
Cars with openable doors, hoods and trunks.
Tanks with rotating turrets and guns.

Extremely comfy thread.

>>714677603
I simply loved LEGO.
You could just build anything.

>>714677603
Guns
Robots
Dinosaurs
Action heroes
Cartoons and video games for me.
I still vividly remember Jurassic park making me obsessed with dinosaurs when i was like 6 or 7.

>>714676390
does this place look very walkable to you?

>>714677603
>he grew up no thinking these were the coolest things in the world
i feel sorry for your brain damage

>>714677603
>space and specifically space ships
>robots
>knights and medieval shit
>ninjas
>guns
>samurai
>action figures
>comics
>transformers and mechs
>cartoons
>video games

this was me
this IS still mostly me

>>714671491 (OP)
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy it without some micro machines to go with it? Am I just supposed to IMAGINE the cars, retard??

>>714677369
did you mean hatworld?
>first map open world
>second map a various mostly linear levels
>third hub world
>fourth semi open

>>714677603
Not on your list
Wizards and magic

>>714677603
Dragons. I was huge into dragons.

>>714677460
That's why I never let any younger family members touch my shit. Hell, I don't think I'll let my own kids play with them until they're older.

>>714677140
Everquest map design, my beloved...

>>714671491 (OP)
My son and I play advance wars with his toy soldiers on this lol

Lego Island...home...

>>714671758
>2 churches
not unusual
hell we have churches in the middle of nowhere, where only one or two houses are near by

>>714680316
*nodding* the kind of places where strange cloven-hoofed gentlemen appear at crossroads at sundown, asking for your attention

>>714675516
That was the plot of this video with this rug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLE9DRnH01o

>>714676298
What's the point of spaceships if you don't use them to send your raptors on the moon to fight the bionicles?

>>714677603
Guns
Robots
FPS shooters

All my kiddy drawings were of guns and anime/military mechs.

>>714676932
I had a big gameboy library and barely ever had issues with obtaining new batteries. I also had a more balanced life back then. Batteries also lasted a lot longer than the shitty rechargeable we get now.

>>714678519
Legoman, swerve.

>>714683157
I use to have the black knights and the gold knights put aside their differences to fight off the invading pirates.

>>714674928
I think I might have this somewhere, but no idea where did I store it

>>714680082
For me it was this Lego Island.

>>714688192
W-what's on the tiny island to the east!?

>>714677603
For me, it’s space

I never had a friend in high school or elementary school. Middle school I had lots.

>>714689021
Don’t worry about that island

>>714689021
Saddam Husein

>>714689021
that's where your politicians go to "party"

>>714689021
I swear they add shit like that to fuck with certain kids. I used to obsess over those kinds of places, especially in games.
>What do you mean there's a random empty island here?
>There has to be something!
>I bet there's a hidden entrance to something cool (In vidya versions)
>Proceed to either imagine all kinds of scenarios involving the islands or in games spend fucking hours pacing them trying to unlock their secrets

>>714677603
you missed ancient egypt with pyramid traps and mummies

Korea is probably the same.

>>714671491 (OP)
I lost mine in a house fire about 17 years ago and it was one of the few things I was genuinely upset about.

>>714677140
That's just an open world with hub and some gated area

>>714675428
Semi-Open Map is the best way to do this.

>>714677457
>semi-open hub world into semi-open worlds
That don't make sense.
Putting gates into your semi-open map to reach somewhere else make it a hub.
If those gate link to each other, then it's a semi-open map with fast-travel point.

Arguably that make the average Bethesda game a hub. Starfield procedurally generating map or not.

>>714692961
Joke aside, and ignoring the simply making those underground levels, it would be creative to have superposed overworld as "distinct plane of existence", where you are spatially at the same place, but don't interact with the other plane the same way.

>>714700534
>Joke aside, and ignoring the simply making those underground levels, it would be creative to have superposed overworld as "distinct plane of existence", where you are spatially at the same place, but don't interact with the other plane the same way.
Crash 4 did this and I am sure there are others that is just the first one that comes to mind

>>714677603
i read all the brian jacques books by 12 or 13. Otherwise PC vidya. Simcity 3000 Unlimited, WC3, AoE2, Deus Ex, all the greats.

>>714689021
>>714689254
>>714689615
A talking barrel and some red collectible bricks.

>>714671531
You're an american who can't make sense of roundabouts, aren't you?

>>714671491 (OP)
This thing was just everywhere.

>>714692961
this, but the Z-dimension is time travel

>>714701520
>Crash 4
I only had a summary to go for but it doesn't seem to be my concept.

>>714671758
>a hospital, 2 churches, 2 airfields and 9 parking spots.
Sounds about right to me. You ever been to Binghamton?

>>714677603
cars
i had SO MANY matchbox cars. helps my dad was a car nerd too, but he was more of a plane nerd overall

I had one of these rugs as a kid. I called the town Rastuse Town and I was the mayor. My dad to this day calls me Stuseman Guy

>>714677603
>anime
>knight
Uh and
>ships
Or, to be more specific, the sounds that ship cannon make. I would watch the guys do football training just to hear the sounds they make when they shoot a ball. Yeah, i also get obsessed with musket and snipers. No, i don't know why.

>>714671491 (OP)
Has one of those "city planner reacts" guys done a vid on this?

>>714680082
Huh, I remember this map being much larger as a kid...

>>714675516
that would require them to be good parents and not remove a kid's most treasured possession.

>>714674356
If I had one, I wouldn't need the stupid rug. Now give me the damn cars or I'm going back to my iPhone.

>>714685384
Their games were the shit

>>714676298
I was all three.
>scifi
>fantasy
>robots
>mutants
>aliens
>dragons
>dinosaurs
etc etc etc. Sometimes I'd combine my love for all of them.

>>714716007
>>714716093
The art design for that game was fucking awesome

>>714671491 (OP)
>slop, slop, slop, slop
childcare xisters... why did they mean by this?

>>714677424
this guy is a millionaire now

>>714671491 (OP)
Yeah no shit, you need a little wooden truck with moving wheels you can move around the road while making beep-beep noises. Do you think that rug exists merely for decoration?

>>714671491 (OP)
>open world slop

>>714676298
My kid self specced into both /o/ (mainly vintage cars) and /an/ (dinos and fishes).

>>714671491 (OP)
Did any racing games ever do a gimmick stage with this ?

>>714671491 (OP)
This and a few Hot wheels cars was soo satisfying man

>>714685384
Who had this version with red cannonballs ? Was it a collector's edition or something ?

>>714671491 (OP)
great level design, but the assets reuse was kinda bad. Too bad the publisher rushed the release date.

>>714723950
Micromachines had peak level design

>>714700534
>That don't make sense.
Spyro