32 results for "cd86d3442ca04bee7d17c05a053ab738"
>>83083309
If it was funny I'd be laughing.
>>724135604
>Isaac
SHMUP
>RoR1
Scrolling shooter
>Rogue Legacy
Action platformer
with progression mechanics
>>82853943
Already did. We got divorced.

Sometimes I think about trying again but dear God it's difficult to find people I get along with, and I only know like 6 women (including family).

Oh, and I'm also a dad. Most chicks don't want to raise someone else's kid.
>>518695525
So many uses:
- fill it full of piss
- make a little rose out of your penis
- store pingers in there for the rave
- little vagina sleeve for masturbation

No idea how you live without one
I want a
clingy friendless hi IQ autistic caramel FTM to platonically jerk each other off cuddling in bed with him laying on top of me with my cock between his legs so he can jerk it off like it's his so badly
I'm fuckin trying man.

>>82510157
Whaddup HuTao anon.
Always been of the opinion that men and women are simply different creatures. We have trouble understanding them and they have trouble understanding us because we are quite literally wired differently. On a physiological level we have different wants and needs but we're both human. Recently I have come to think a lot of the resentment stems from the sexes inherently understanding the role the other plays both in a biological and metaphysical sense, and it becomes a misdirected despair over the state of the common person... or at least what we see as the common person in a terminally online world that is constantly trying to shock its audience for engagement.

The "blackpill" mostly comes from being shown the bad parts of the world without the good. In reality things are much more neutral I think. Could just be that I'm naively trying to hold onto what good is left in the world, I guess. I've had people tell me I should resent women more considering how bad my divorce was
Damn, this Demiurge. Release me from this prison
the biggest complaint i have about this shit game is how every single boss past the halfway mark has, not a second phase, but an entirely different fucking boss battle. they pretend it's a second phase but every single one of them has absolutely nothing in common with the first part. they don't share moves. they don't share themes or attack patterns or anything at fucking all. you're just fighting a completely different boss now, and most of the time they have some obnoxious anime wombo combo that goes on for half an hour (not even talking about arlecapuccino here) that you'll have to spend a while practicing but haha whoops now you gotta pay the phase 1 tax if you want to learn how to do phase 2 tee hee

it's fucking wasting your time, there's nothing else to it. nothing you learn in phase 1 applies to phase 2. you just essentially do two boss fights in a row for the entire second half of the game + dlc.

add in the complete lack of exploration, delayed attacks with cheeky little extra swings, total focus on bosses in boring flat arenas, parry bullshit (the parry stuff is fairly lenient however), dumb plot with an overly large focus on it,
i'm honestly kind of fucking baffled that [lies of] /v/ loves it when it has literally every single element that souls games get dragged through the mud over, but also with none of the positives

someone please make this make sense. is this just pure contrarianism at work?
>>82087218
>haven't heard this is a while
Luv me boomer memes, simple as.

>don't know what went wrong.
Honestly, having sex at all was probably it. I kinda hate sex, conceptually at this point. Still have a sex drive though which makes me want to drive off of a cliff.

>don't settle for beer
So I haven't been a real boy alcoholic for a couple years. Had a six month stint where I would drink a half twelve pack before first formation, come home on lunch and drink a glass of whiskey, then once I was released I would come home and drink myself to sleep. Believe it or not that's bad for you.

These days I still do beer and whiskey but it's been a couple months because last time I really drank I blacked out and woke up in the woods covered in mud and having apparently stolen someone's tent.

Johnny Bootleggers are real good. I like the blue ones.

>never thought it would happen to me honestly.
See that's the fun part about trauma - it can hit you in ways that seem entirely disconnected and make you fall into compulsions you never figured you'd have.

>trannies kinda suck but I like them kind of
The whole scene is demonic. I don't mean that as an attack, I mean these people desperately need help but instead are indulged in constantly with a terrible and depraved hedonistic crab-bucket mentality. But I guess it's easier to be an "ally" than to tell someone the horrible truth about what they are doing to themselves. I wonder how long it will be before we begin having heroin user solidarity groups, reclassifying addiction as being an enthusiast...

>you at least watched the anime from the original?
Couldn't get into as a kid. Don't rightly know why. I'm sure it was a fine show.
>>106126428
I used to have a steelseries mouse too with the same issue, I ordered new scroll sensors for less than 5€ and changed thr dogshit default ones. Worked for many extra years before it was too worn to use.
>>106115936
The first iPhone wasn't like this. No front-facing camera, no video recording, no app store, not even MMS support. It really was just a phone + iPod + browser.
>>82052100
I had a dad but he was a moron. Always cared more about drinking and getting high than he did about me. He could talk about obscure horror movies and his dumb ass schizo magic (Alleister Crowley, Alan Moore, Goetia, Dai Chi and Tarot, etc...) for hours on end but couldn't change his own oil.

I think the lack of a good father figure truly fucks people up. A good portion of the people here don't have one. I wish it was more well understood how important fathers are and how deeply a broken home injures people.
A little bit, yeah. But I'm also a divorcee and single dad in my mid 20s, and I feel like it's just not all that probable I'm gonna find a decent woman in my age bracket who is gonna be interested given that I already have a child.

Cest la vie, I guess. We all get to suffer the consequences of our actions.
I think things are moving in a good direction for me in life, but I am also massively anxious because I cannot trust that good things will happen to me.

Pray for me, anons. Please.
>>715950686
>>715950769
>33 almost 34
>My 17 year old cat died last week
>My childhood best friend died the week before
>But my work crush is showing me a ton of attention and even cried when I told her about my cat
>I've never landed my crush before in my life

Maybe they both died so I could live
>tfw you grew up as a space kid and not a truck or dino kid
feels good knowing i had infinitely better taste even as a kid
Anyone got a Cyclops hook up?
>>509065239
Every generation has had its poison.
Lead, mercury, asbestos, cigarettes, lead paint and leaded gasoline, teflon etc.
Somehow no mention of the shit ton of pollution from all the nuclear weapons detonated in the last century, but hey it's better to place blame and responsibility on individuals than governments.
>>508975269
>That ashtray
>The quaint neatly arranged vices
There is no doubt He is the Supreme Leader of His People. Living the goals of Everyman.
>>508971340
I think you scared him into becoming >>508971634
>>81611481
how does it feel knowing your kid will post here too
>>81610998
Skindeed. It's one of the reasons I've avoided relationships since my divorce. I can't trust myself not to use someone else to fulfill my needs and project an image onto them that isn't them.

Life is Hell
>>95940264
I didn't reply but I do genuinely think it's awful. If other people enjoy it then that's great though. I hope it has a long and satisfying life so that the anons into it have an mp for them. My ideal world have every anon in an mp they love.
Also, the fact that so many games now are removing, inhibiting or just not allowing at all the idea of private worlds/servers or completely offline worlds for games is disgusting to me.

Internet/gaming culture has a permanent nanny that stops people from saying the wrong thing, which further down the line is meant to control what they think as well under threat of permanently losing the game they own. Except, they don't own it do they and so we're entering a new age of piracy since it's been dead for 10 years.

It's from this verbal free-for-all that so much culture emerged. Midwits read this and just go "erm actually it's about racism and safety" but these are the same people who unironically watch sports or get moved by political candidate talking-point speeches so they don't really have sentience to begin with.
This is how I would rank the seasons of TNG

3 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5 > 7 > 1

1 is the worst. 2 is severely underrated it has a lot of great character moments and good dialogue. 5 is used to rate much higher but while that season has the best episodes the series ever aired, like darmok and the inner light, it's also has quite few stinkers. 6 is more consistent in quality. 3 is objectively the best theirs not a bad episode in that entire season.
>>508166799
Its strange because im starting to believe jews and indians have the same genetic make-up, just indians are covered in more shit. All jews and jeets can be summed up in the same way. Thieves, rapists, retards, brown nepotism. When confronted they always run unless they have a 10:1 or better. The most offending of all, those inbred faggots all think they can trick God
>>507887526
IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE


Lee Greenwood wrote the best fuckin song in the world. It’s over, pack it up.
>>507576567
A nation of paranoid schizophrenics
>>712601738
>People are more thin skinned
>The "adpocalype" on youtube put us in the timline where any negative words said even near a company means they said it themselves. So now if someone calls someone a tranny in chat, said tranny can go to twitter and say "wow, this guy said tranny and didn't get banned. Guess the devs support this?!?"
>Because it's super easy to get banned, there's a third meta element where you try to bait people into saying shit to get banned
We killed sincerity because it was cringe, but with it, our souls died too.
>>105584687
> what can it do that android can't
Get a firmware update that also doesn't install bloatware like candy crush without my permission.

There are a lot of people like me who would love to switch to Android, but I'm not giving Google all my personal contacts and putting up with their gay jewish hyper-monetization practices. At least when Apple spies on me, they don't make it so fucking inconvenient.
>>81466464
101 Rye. And a Yeungling.

I'm pissed about my life choices. Shouldn't have ever looked twice at the girl in High-school. Definitely shouldn't have married her. Wish I had just enlisted with an Op40 Infantry contact at 17 instead of getting a sterile infantry contact at 20.

Sometimes I wish I had stayed in but I have a son now, and I can't be a dad if I'm single and in the Army. Sometimes I think about contracting in Iraq but if I die my ex is gonna turn my kid into a fuckin tranny.

My house is fucked and I don't have the money to fix it. My job sucks and I missed the opportunity to get a better one because I shattered my leg. I don't have the energy to date and I doubt any girl I like would want me anyway.

I'm mad at God. I know I don't have any right to be but I'm bitter anyway. I pray and pray, but nothing gets better and I don't get strong enough to deal with it myself. I feel like I'm forever going nowhere.