SGDQ 2025 starts in under 1 hour.
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
Now: HOYP
Next: Pre-Show
Later: Sonic the Hedgehog 2
>>714682837 (OP)No MIG? You just let us all drown what the fuck
>>714682837 (OP)Why cant they just pick a real charity like St. Jude?
>GDQ tech staff literally fucking up before the show has started
This is honestly impressive
Is anyone else getting that infinite loading login error?
I have unsuccessfully migrated, help me
>>714682917Is it really a mig if there wasn't a link here from the previous thread?
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Excited for Coco's game! (Crash twinsanity)
I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
>>714682837 (OP)speedrun event threads arent allowed here, try /vg/
>Sunday
>no job
>ain't got shit to do
>/druk/
Yep, it's GDQ time
Just got back from hoovering and then eating (buldak habanero+lime noodles + eggs), looks like the stream started, did I miss anything?
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Even MORE FUCKING SHIT ON THE SCREEN
Everyone got their dilators ready?
Extra HRT pills for the occasion?
Atleast 500$ reserved to donate for hoyp?
21 BINGS LEFT
THE SCHEDULE STILL ISN'T FUCKING WORKING
Why do they play crappy remixes of OST instead of the original OST?
>>714683119We got a generous 30000 dollars of donations and the even hasn't even started yet!
I am so proud to be part of such a wonderful community!
>>714683013I am also ready for Coco!
>>714683121Isn’t that a mobile only thing?
>>714683102>New threads are always made on page 10 nowMy job is done, and my purpose fulfilled.
>an anon in ESA threads told me GDQ was not 90% tranny shit
Where are you
You lying sack of shit
>schedule still not working
https://horaro.org/sgdq/2025
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What the fuck is this shit?
>>714683181Because they are afraid of DMCA. And to avoid paying copyrights.
>>714683070For me it's the one week I actually have to work this month.
>they havent changed the UI layout in at least three years
what a lazy piece of shit event
Thread rules:
Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
Take your meds
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives
Clear?
>>714683282But shitty remixes can also be DMCA'd right?
I do not like this Sonic OC mascot
>tier list post with waifu image attached
SOVL
>scatter chart
SOVLLESS
>>714683246Absolutely blessed
>>714683218That's ESA. Just wait, people won't be as patient here.
I'm headin to the cafe before the event begins.
yall want somethin???
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>>714683275SCSDQ
Social Credit Score Done Quick
>almost $600
I hasn't even started
>>714683361They should have a fuckable mascot like Plum
But then again Plum was designed for Heterosexual MEN
>>714683463thats chump change unironically lol
MOTOR
CYCLE
MOTOR
CYCLE
MOTOR
CYCLE
Jesus, that mascot crap is giving me eye cancer.
What you guys snackin'?
Me? Just water. I dun goof'd during bulking season...
>>714683463what a coincidence, tee-hee
This community is just so so generous
Really glad that instead of just playing regular fucking video game soundtracks the theater kids running GDQ decided to fill the playlist with a capella garbage
>>714683221Disgusting
There are some decent games on the schedule. Hopefully they can keep the faggot tranny shit to a minimum
holy shit that motorcycle song was the gayest song ive heard today
>>714683573Well yeah Adef is probably suggesting it
>>714683354Yeah, but all of OCRemix songs are royalty free, so they just have to give credit for them to use it.
>>714683573Im actually glad it pisses you off so much
ive been watching this event for over a decade and i STILL cant get into ESA and ive tried every year since it started. i wonder whats different about GDQ that makes it more palatable to me, im not even american
>>714683509Bro, Plum is a child.
by the way guys I am an opera singer
>>714683674Maybe you dont like games you just like manufactured hype and corporate donations?
>>714683658I'm glad that you're glad about it
>>714683674ESA is objectively better but GDQ is the better train wreck.
HELLO EVERYONE
WHO'S READY FOR SOME GDQ
Who thought this is a good idea? What if chat spammed some "racist" emote?
>>714683354They don't get picked up by Twitch's DMCA bot.
>>714683697Plum is whatever I want her to be.
Also out of 10 suddenly yadayada
>>714683791whatever chat spams is currently the "acceptable" slur
>>714683674ESA is boring to me too
>>714683791>What if chat spammed some "racist" emote?does he know?
>>714683791>What if chat spammed some "racist" emote?Come on anon
>they got twitch to integrate the donation button on their site
>emotes flashing on screen that you have to pay for
Prepare for the biggest donation total yet.
>>714682949Well that answered my question if the schedule was fucked up for anyone else
>>714683783This guy looks so fucking happy to be there goddamn
>>714682949Did they seriously break the entire schedule page while they were adding that ugly mascot? It was working fine a couple of hours ago.
>kungfufruitcup opening the gdq
yay
>>714683674I assume you enjoy cringe and "so bad it's good" more than normal speedrunning, which is fair. They can be a lot of fun.
Have you been looksmaxxing to ensure you look PEAK and MOG everyone else for GDQ this summer?
Can't wait for that shit being spammed on stream all marathon.
Also
>Argick
>>714683896That's really cool
>>714683852No, I've been banned since 2015
>>714683882TriHard is a global emote isn't it? I'm sure something like that still exists
>>714683927he's a headbanga
>>714683985Yeah and /v/ drawfags draw her that way. A plumpy hebe. Its so peak
do t hey have spinning autistc peacocks as their mascot
I could never beat Sonic 1 or 2
>>714683463poggers. it's moneylaundering without borders
im fairly sure their script doesnt just pick up every emote anons..
>>714683674you like tranny cringe and HOIP more than speedruns
>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
this shit is pure cutscenes innit?
>>714683240GDQ is where like 90% of the tranny memes come from anon
Goosebert has gone international
>>714684124For you it's on the mouse.
what would it take for gdq to die for good
>>714683674Europeans are boring people.
>>714684007I'm new to those threads, what the fuck.
>>714684132fundemental misunderstanding of money laundering to the point of making it one word.
how stupid can you be
>>714683402Isn't this years old?
Is this shit run by actual people trying to host a damn show now? im sick of people who arent even attractive show up on the screen. Like holy fuck show us some young talent not these 30 year old "speedrunners"
>>714684248>People simp for thisGrim
I'm still fairly sure this is just because they thought my username at the time was anti-trans
>>714683402>this was considered laughably expensive
I like how without fail every year there's one guy still in denial that GDQ is laundering money
Everyone else already agrees but he's committed to using facts and logic to prove the chuds wrong
>>714683402>those prices seem fine/normal now
>>714684007get yourself an announcer gf who will look at you like that
>>714684319well thats easy to assume transkiller41%
>>714684217Accused of antisemitism for supporting MSF
>Hey crowd, Can I get a "I LOVE ISREAL"?
>>714684305I'd rather have Spike and the crew do their thing than subject myself to whatever zoomers find entertaining.
>>714683674ESAs scheduling in pure dogshit and always has been. They have no concept of good speedruns, so they just throw some French people babbling about some GBA game for 6 hours on the main stream.
>>714684379explain less viewership and way higher donation rate than
GETTING HYPED although I know it'll be a 45 minutes ultra cringe skit into garbage runs and getting banned for 3 days by the special gdq mod brigade for talking about the heat or what I ate last dinner between runs.
LETS GO
>>714684348$10 for two hot dogs is actual insanity.
>Can't post anything even slightly lewd or the tranny janny will ban you
Lol.
>>714684308ok, here is GDQ approved girl
>>714684441>throw some French people babbling about some GBA game for 6 hoursHe's a good lad anon
>>714684319>another "im banned from gdq chat" postnobody cares
>>714684467This man was happier at ESA
>>714684476I LOVE SPEEDRUNNING
DON'T YOU GUYS LOVE SPEEDRUNNING?
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>>714684032Yeah I was banned probably a decade ago for typing
>APE GET with TriHard emotes during an Ape Escape run.
>>714683896god im glad streamlink exists
imagine having to use that piece of shit website
Do you know that there are autists watching all of it on crystal?
>>714684482Not clicking that.
Now that the war in Syria is over and ISIS is a spent force what does Doctors Without Borders do with the donations it gets?
>>714684476>can't post parentheses>can post kikeInteresting rules from last thread.
>>714684441>so they just throw some French people babbling about some GBA game for 6 hours on the main stream.And that's what makes it sovl, GDQfags would never understand
Its good to be back with you anons. What have you done since the last gdq?
How long until first they/them?
Place your bets on how long until commentary says trans rights and the crowd is forced to applaud
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>>714683779Someone in the ESA threads summed it up as ESA is more consistently good, while GDQ has higher highs and lower lows, which I pretty much agree with.
>>714684476Funny thing is that I posted an anthro amaterasu yesterday, fully expecting the ban and then ban evade to post today but the plump got hit instead.
Seems we can get hairy in the sonic okami block now.
>>714684662it will be the first donation they read
They havent played any games and are at 1000 dollars already. cant wait for the real money laundering to begin
>>714684685I'd agree with that if the dono readers and "hype" men didn't exist. Honestly these events would be infinitely better with just dono amounts scrolling on the screen
>>714684441>watching the main streamWell there's your problem. All the kino's on Stream 2, lad.
anyone here have a job? how do you cope with not being able to watch 90% of the event.. i miss being a NEET
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SLAM IT IN
I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA
>event hasn't even started yet
>americans start clapping
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>western wahman
will there be e-girl sluts?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ah the mentally ill tranny event is back
>>714684709>In a girl now
>ad break as the preshow goes on
Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Borders:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>works with the Soros Foundation to smuggle illegal aliens across borders
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
>supports crossdressing and harassing the differently-abled live on stream
>supports the use of flashing imagery to induce epileptic seizures
Let's break 3 hazillion this GDQ!
>event supposed to start
>open stream
>human trafficking ad
>tatooed hamplanet
Yep, just what I expected from a 'charity' worker.
What if Iran launches a strike during the marathon?
Why is there a checkpoint after just 4 runs?
>ad starts playing mid-MSF video
>>714683221is that prizemommy? did she get ozempic'd?
>>714684775no, dutch people babbling about a GBA game for 6 hours isnt any better
lol right into an ad break.
>>>/trash/76221811
Feel free to use the bunker thread~
>>714684804That's a charity worker, anon
>>714684846At least they actually do SOMETHING unless the shitty cancer one
>all these corporate twitch self-marketeers
fuck them all
>>>/trash/76221811
Feel free to use the bunker thread~
Pre-show is going to be cringe isn't it.
isn't doctors without borders the one that actively takes part in and funds human trafficking
>Hey everyone, my name is Anon from 4chan and i'm-
>blacktastic
lol, he looks rough
funny how he was one of the creeps, but managed to let it slip by
>Hello I'm Bobbeigh, I'm ambassador for SGDQ and have been kicked from ESA for groping.
Holy fuck all these people are revolting
>Blocking midroll ads
Based twitch solutions still holding up
>>714683674i feel the exact same way, even gdq from home during the coof years is better. Theoretically esa should btfo gdq but it never does, no amount of hot girls and 2 screens can save the dogshit scheduling and terrible run choices.
>three minute ad break right at the beginning during non-vidya shit
>this is exactly when my Twitch adblocker fails to work even though it worked all of ESA
You can't even write something this funny
>>714684867We need more awful non-speedrun segments anon dearest
>>714684917>unlessunlike*
>>714684965>here to say:>F-U-C, K-K-K!
Pick your Ambassador before someone else does!
>>714684809No but plenty of dudes in dresses
do you have to be dysgenic to be an ambassador in this shit show?
>Froob is now a GDQ ambassador
Is that why he wasn't at ESA?
>>714685027i choose jyggy dyggy
>My name is EmiDivergent
Imagine being a woman and your entire personality is "I'm autistic but I have a vagina"
>>714685002They have embassies in different countries, teaching them about trans rights.
>>714685027For me, it's Pippy
>>714685004>even gdq from home during the coof years is better.yeah that was the absolute low point for gdq and i STILL watched more of it than esa lol
>milf
>cougar print shirt
uhmmmm surely this is intentional?
>>714685027jyggy looks like a gamer
>>714685027Skybilz, y'all.
>>714685027Skybilz's fat gunt
>charity is for msf
What happens if you leave a dono criticizing israel and being pro doctors without boarders helping palestine?
>>714685027ZESTY NIGGA SIGHTED
>>714685027Is it like the 3DS one? Pay the inflated price to get all these "people" as exclusive?
>countries like gaza
yidbros, I don't feel so good..
>>714685027shredberg looks like a cool dude
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>>714685027>emidivergent>basing your whole persona on your mental illness shiggydiggy
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>>714684846Thanks for reminding me to donate.
You.
How are you feeling about this years GDQ.
why do they say gaza instead of palestine?
what is this stupid little heart tracker in the corner
how do i get rid of it also as i'm typing this i saw those jerseys, fuck the pens
>>714685105Not yet, Pete. I want to let it simmer
I miss comfy ESA already, this is a soulless corpo event
GAZA MENTIONED AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714685027Kelpsey and her powerful jaw
>>714685105Pete, I haven't opened the stream yet. But I'll come calling in a few.
fun fact they opened up a new thing called "GDQ ambassadors" to stream in the month lead up to the event. The idea was to draw in streamers outside the GDQ bubble to spread awareness that the event was coming up...
BUT the only people who signed up to do it were extreme insiders that only talk to people who already know, so it was useless!
>>714685027>mr shastaThat cunt is annoying as fuck.
I'm being fucking RAPED by ads.
>>714685027Froob so I can facefuck him
>>714685105You know the drill, Pete
>>714685027>FroobI see GDQ is the containment for everything awful about ESA at least.
That old woman looks like she's very spicy in an intimate setting.
>>714685027I thought they banned Bobbeigh for rape
>>714683221I thought her and a few other retired from gdq last year?
Damn they are bringing the cringe hard and a fast rn
Is Greg supposed to be a trump supporter
Greg's gonna grape ya in the mouth
Jesus fucking Christ this is much worse than I remember
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES
Are you guys ready for greetings from germany. Trans rights!
Entire audience: TRANS RIGHTS
>>714685204>The idea was to draw in streamers outside the GDQ bubble to spread awareness that the event was coming up...>
>BUT the only people who signed up to do it were extreme insiders that only talk to people who already know,what was the incentive? how would any non-speedrunning streamer know about this lol
I remember there being a poverty chat a few years ago, is there anything now?
>>714685148woooow shes just like me
heres half my paycheck emi!
(maybe she will notice me today and go on a....d-d-date with me?? ohhh luck be a lady tonight!)
They don't even have skits anymore :( It's just inside jokes that no one outside of their friend circle would get. Legit kinda grim
>>714685148Sam & Max did it before it was cool. Remember Lactose the Intollerant?
>>714685239No, they banned BigJon for picking up people without their consent
Can you disable the emote spam
whattafuck am eye watching
>>714685313picture in picture and this thread
>schedule is still choking
>>714685225No but unironically she's super attractive or is it me?
what the fuck is this? Where are the games?
Did you miss the scripted comedy segments to push failed bottom feeder "actresses"?
oh boy I missed the theater kids
The games don't start for another 30 minutes, guys.
I'm glad they kindly prepared memes in advance so we don't have to organically latch onto something that brings us momentary joy.
how do i hide this extension shit
Why do they have a crew of hosts? I assume that's eating into the money they make from the events if they're not doing it for free. They only need one or two people to do all this shit
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what fucking xenoblade chronicles game is this?
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
Should I buy the Meta Quest 3 or is VR still a meme?
this woman is making my skin crawl
just put on sonic you fucking clowns
It's like watching something be corrupted and the soul leak out for decades and not only is it empty now, but some corpo hermit crab has infested the remains and has reanimated it into a sterile telethon.
>>714685159The event will suck except for like 10% of standout runs, the staff will be insufferable theater kids, but I fucking LOVE these threads, so it'll be the best week since winter's AGDQ
ESA has Plum.
GDQ has Greg.
Thoughts on this?
In the past few months Adef hit the Youtube lottery and a bunch of his shitty videos got on trending. I wonder if he has a really big ego now and thinks he's above this shitshow
>>714684846based charliefag here to spit facts.
FUCK YOU GDQ NO SPYRO NO WATCH
>>714685330MODS MODS MODS
antisemitism post
im not unmuting the stream until I see an electronic video game on there
>>714685304they were offered free travel and room and board for the event (which even their volunteers don't get)
So yes, part of the reason they only got insiders was because they were also the only streamers who would actually want what they're offering
>>714685376You can't lol.
>>714685148of course the one babe at this thing is retarded and proud
Already more cringe than all of ESA combined
It's gonna be a glorious week
>no Spyro
This has to be intentional after what happened at ESA lol
But let's be real, it's probably an "I don't think of you at all" thing
wow it's this brutal already huh
Anyone else kind of attracted to this host
>>714685313Trihex usually still does it but last time I checked (a year or two ago) it was pretty dead.
>open stream
>mute and shrink until a run starts
>>714685396PRESS X TO NOT DIE
>>714685376use streamlink
>>714685143I'm shitting my diapers, heebro...
why is there so much shit on the screen jesus christ
i can't even get whatever that extension in the bottom left is to close, clicking hide does nothing
>>714685464This. The ACTUAL stream has not started yet. Unnecessary trash does not deserve our magnanimous attention.
>>714685516anon these schedules are done months in advance
Haha, yes I love this middle class representation of what they truly think of rural working class people. Very funny.
wow what an exciting and funny staged quiz
>>714685471yeah that doesnt make sense lol. no larger streamer is going to actually visit gdq, would lose them more money than they could gain and its too much of a political landmine (even if theyre left aligned themselves). i dont get why gdq doesnt just pay smallant or whatever to give gdq a few shoutouts or something.
Man they decided they'd rather be behind schedule than cut this.
>>71468539610 years from now people will see this and scream "SOUL"
great skit guys, the black guy covering 10% of the box is a really inspired choice good going
>>714685592>magnanimousThis word does not mean what you think it means.
These threads are the only reason I come back to /v/ glad to be back bros
>>714685594I mean drawing attention to it in the skit that there's no Spyro today but these are written before too of course. Just funny after the ESA Spyro fatigue.
>>714685596It's unironically classist, which is wild considering how SJW GDQ is. Like this is actually offensive.
>>714685396>fingerless glove meter
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>>714685542>Anon, it says here sex scenes in video games make you uncomfortable, why is that?
>>714684206Selling by the guy who got put through the table is pretty great
>>714685396>Semen remaining:
>>714685612The part I love more than anything about this run was he had no safety saves and tried to cheat by entering console commands but they were for tshock and not the standard server client so they didn't work.
are they unironically laughing? how can i exploit these retards for money
This game's weird sound design is making this so much better
I like how GDQ just tells you what this years forced meme is right off the bat, so I don't have to use my brain.
unfunny uncool mentally retarded spiritually castrated ultra processed refried reheated goyslop
alright see you in 20 mins
This is how much they hate the white man.
I fucking hate these people so much
I think this is actually funny
>no gaymu
I am going back to Wimbledon
I just tuned in why is there some freak floating around
IS GREG THE NEW MEEEEEEEEME?
HAHAAHHHAHSAAHA GREGG
HAHA
GREHG
HAH
HAHAAHHHAHSAAHA GREGG
The worst thing about this pre-show is that the hosts are so obsessed with themselves that it doesn't even register to me that they're trying to hype up actual future runs. It's like when you hear someone reciting poetry and they're so focused on sounding "cool" that your brain tunes all of it out.
See if they did something like this at ESA, it might actually be a real contest and not have all the answers and reactions scripted.
>>714685614On what, painfully unfunny cringe? Nah, I'm good.
>>714685684too much positivity. please step out for some self flagellation, then return to your seat
dad u said there would be video games???
>>714685542sorry bud she's taken
>>714685774>300 words per minute sphhnnnnng
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NO YOU CANT WEAR THAT
>>714685684I don't remember making this post.
>>714685831>bald white cuck in glasses for a dadbloodline ended
>>714685681>showing or suggesting nobility of feeling and generosity of mindI am generously allowing them to waste my time for me. I am NOT generous enough to have my time wasted by an extended tiktok skit. I'm here to watch choking and the eventual singular run that truly deserves a bunch of neckbeards' S ranks.
ONE RUN INTO THE MARATHON AND THE NEW MEME ALREADY DROPPED, CAN I GET A HECK YEAH?
wait no i mean CAN WE GET A GREG?! A GREEEG?!
GREG
GREG
GRE
Remember when anons were trying to figure out what this event's 'thing' would be? I think we already found i- GREG
STAND BACK I'M BEGINNING TO GREG
I feel bad for that one kid in the front row surrounded by a sea of manchildren.
Failed actor theater kid jamboree.
Where are the FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
>>714685871GDQ STAFFIES. GET EM
is there any point in having this shit right after esa, feel like it's gonna be a fountain of mid
>>714685781where amongus?
>>714685927He never actually Gregged that
>>714685692oh sorry I wasn't paying attention to the stream, true it is lol
>event starts
>30 minutes of cringy rehearsed host circlejerking
never change gdq
>>714685831exposed to speedruns at that age? kid is doomed
free shuttle buses? that leave from outside the hotel
Wow, this really demonstrates how people can rally behind someone that is completely uncharismatic just because he's being shoved in their faces.
>>714685739Say they are transphobic if they don't pay you.
>>714682837 (OP)this shit is so ass
Did they get rid of the loot goblin?
>>714685941the troon goon cabbage patch will arrive shortly
>>714682837 (OP)FUCK YEAH BROS I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Ready for a really fun week with some HOYP!
they're forcing the cringe
>>714686013every hour huh? wow....
holy moly this is so random lol
>>714682837 (OP)who the fuck approved kungfushartcup playing beat saber AGAIN?
>>714685796All the hosts are like that, they think they are hot shit internet celebrities or something. They love the sound of their own voice so much so they butt into every speedrun too completely unprompted
Greg is actually an old meme, it's literally stolen from some normie youtuber. And I think he stole it from someone else
Ok this segment has run its cource
>>714686028But enough about the Spyro runners,
>>714686028Things that make you go hmmmmm
hello when are the speedruns please
I just posted this but I will again. Their goal with this is terrible comedy, never fun. Imagine how fun it could be if this was a genuine thing instead of scripting them being stupid.
>Make fun of rural redneck southerners
>Right after a giant flood in Texas that killed 70 people
Ooofff, not a good look ngl, kinda problematic much???? Someone should take this to Matt...
>>714686036fucking DELETE THIS
>>714686039GREG, GREG, GREG, GREG
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEg
Where are the usual people? Did they refuse the humiliation ritual?
A shitty game show is the best they could come up with to fill the time before the first run?
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>drank all my beer watching ESA
>sobered up just in time for this
>>714686090dozens of men like the cute face atop a lumpy sock look
>>714686169>Someone should take this to Mattwhich part?
>>714686169they are probably happy about it
>>714686108>Ok this gregment has run its courceFTFY
this bit should have been 5 minutes tops, where is scent he is the star not these idiots
>>714686134this is why I hate millenials, I don't know how anyone can stomach non-comedy comedy, like redlettermedia. Look how unfunny we are, isn't that funny?!?!
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>round 1
>only round 1
>>714686246He is, but apparently they're gonna bring him up for the event's finale
I havent watched gdq since the sick autistic shit like Chibi and Tolki stuff happend. What the fuck happend, what is this?
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bros...
>>714686090Who wouldn't watch smelly sweaty feet armpit Queen?
sent looking extra greasy this year
whose this wannabe actor guy?
>>714686242Forced cringe
Cringeslop
Post-cringe
the hairlines on display here. come on fella's.
JUST FUCKING SHAVE IT OFF
jesus christ the hairline, what has mother time done to our boy
>>714686309This post didn't age well.
>26k viewer opening
dead marathon
>already infecting the clothes
They must know this shit isn't funny.
>I have the same balding pattern as Game and Shout
>>714686309well, I stand corrected
>remember gdq starts today
>open stream
>mute and tab away within 0.1 picoseconds
every year
The worst part is that GDQ used to actually have real shits and giggles contests like this in it where they didn't just script wrong answers.
>>714686341just let it go sent
>>714685871Wear what? Shorts?
what do i ask for if i want this cut
>>714686336Failed theater kid jamboree as anon said
when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory
>>714686242NuCringe or TrveCringe? Remains to be seen.
I thought Bobby was a sex pest, what happened there
>let's get the greasiest people to handle our prizes
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Say hello to your new prize goblin anons
Post GDQino before the jannies get you.
Fucking hell. Why'd Mr Fag and Gay have to become the prize hobgoblin.
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this fucking sucks, actually
>>714686270You just earned a Greg point
These "people" are fucking awfull. Do they not realize that?
>>714686432just prize goblin my shit up
>>714686336Everything you once loved will eventually turn to shit
>>714686394They think it wraps around to being hilarious, it doesn't.
Why is Rubiehart talking in a baby voice? Is this some ageplay thing?
>>714686394This is funny for 12-year-olds. And coincidentally, the majority of their crowd consists of 12-year-olds and people with the mental age of 12.
I knew the jump to GDQ would be jarring but this is SNL-tier
>>714686347god i want to sniff those socks forever
I hate theater kids
I hate theater kids
I hate theater kids
I hate theater kids
I just tuned is this like the MGS4 intro?
guys what the fuck is this
>>714686341I'm a year younger than scent and I look 20 years younger than him what the fuck
import many new unknown fungi to your home by winning these prizes
>>714686432Ask for the "she took the kids"
>>714686494aged like fine milk
haha very funny segment
i am not here for speedruns at all
>>714686478Cool it with the antisemitism.
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You're giving yourself self-care right /gdq/?
>>714686480People kept praising the dumb skits so they keep ramping that shit up and adding more people into it to the staff.
>>714686547How old/young is he?
>>714686134its women, they love to organize cringe shit like this without thinking about the entertainment of the audience, its essentially just them saying fuck you look how much control i have over this presentation, they love to torture a captive audience. sadistic HR bitches
Say what you will but I miss the cringe
GDQ can never just start huh
Going from ESA to this feels like going from the Krusty Krab to Krabby O'Mondays
And we didn't come to the 1st actual run yet
>>714686579this
but unironically
>>714686608he's 35 I think
GREG BROS HOW WE FEELING?????? HAHAHAHA GREG!!!!!! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS GREG!!!!!!!!!
What about GDQ attracted these theater kids
>>714686602You mean jacking off right?
>it's still going
i actually deep inhaled and looked for an exit
i need a drink
Fruitcup is looking delectable.
DADDY FINGER DADDY FINGER
imagine how behind schedule they're going to be at the end and how much time they wasted on this shit
first mute of the marathon
ill check back in 10 min
>>714686709the same that always attracts theater kids, the presence of a crowd
>>714686564glad to know his showerless taint will still be added to the prizes this event
>>714685769How many strokes did you have?
what should i play while i wait for speedruns to start? i've been playing The Bazaar way too much and need to play something else
bro why is dogshit still going
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wake me up when the runs start I cant stand this shit
>Neon White race
Wait that's based
>>714686742She is looking really good I agree, did she lose weight?
One thing you have to give Spike is that he doesn't really age. Just look at his aging compared to Scent's.
>>714686602I'm gonna go wash my face after witnessing this, yes.
>>714686709Speedrunning was too 4chan-coded so it needed to turn into Tumblr
Theater kids are just the IRL version of Tumblr
>>714686779Crowd? The venue's always empty
only took me 22 minutes to mute this shit
>>714686779Especially a captive crowd.
The worst thing about this isn't the cringe it's that it's boring too.
Schedule says only 5 minutes until first run.
>>714686824She does look fitter.
Spike broke up with his wife earlier this year. Please be nice to him.
>>714686084i think i'm going to go lay down
This nigga so zesty he can't even do a southern accent without lisping
>>714686602Giving myself self care by not watching this shitshow
"Greetings from Germany! I love super mario bros 3!, ever since my mom died of cancer (that never happened before!), my dad suicided WAH and my dog got ran over by a car ORB, I just love watching some speedruns! thanks for all the great work!, and don't forget to save the animals!"
>lockout bingo monster hunter wilds
fun as hell
>>714686836100% of unpaid women at GDQ
Help me understand why the staff consists entirely of freaks, is it a hiring prerequisite?
>>714686929Game and Shart's wife left him too.
all I ever think about during this event is how much sex all these nerds are having at the hotel
and I get jealous
>>714686929Source?
And good for him.
>>714686929WHAT'S THE FRACAS?
>>714686929Loganus NTRd him
>American humour
Fucking rank innit
>wasn't funny the first time
I know what'll make the bit funny
What if we do it a SECOND TIME
>people paid to go there and are watching this
>>714686929He's going to be swimming in it this week, he is like Elvis Pressley when he walks into the gdq hotel
>>714686929Based if he initiated it
who the fuck is the guy in the foreground
>>714686998Slap a laugh track on it and they all love that shit.
this has to be the most boringest and worstest GDQ opening ever...
>there are people ITT who hate this but laugh at vtubers
>>714687046FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!
>>714687053Don't leave us
this is demeaning to the eyes
>>714687073this is wrong, nobody in this thread is under 30
these threads are gonna be way too fast
this is why I can never tell people that I watch gdq
WHERE ARE THE SPEEDRUNS?
AHHHHH
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>>714687127>GachaKINOStay.
>>714687169they always slow down after first day
>>714687169faster than them getting to a game to run
>They laid down a blanket for KFC to sit on
Is she leaking?
>>714686602no, i'm intentionally destroying myself
>>714687182>Come on, clap for xer!
>MSF segment ends with "now let's get to the video games"
>30 minutes of Greg
>literal children in the audience
Why can't trannies just stay away from the kids?
>>714687046Thread has been blessed
In their defense, it is a pre-show. The between-run time wasting is the shit I can't stand.
>>714687182just wants to play his mario kart world and look where he's stuck at
>Another fucking concert where some skinnyfat millennial pretends he's a rockstar
Grim.
>>714687237she forgot her sponge
Bad speedruns should be rated Greg out of 10 this year to commemorate how terrible this cringe is
Eric Andre has done irreversible damage to the internet.
>>714687286it's just gone on way too long and hasn't entertained
this is so wholesome chungus i cant wait to tell the audience my family is dying of cancer
>>714687237im paying premium for that blanket
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Sir.... your speedruns are interrupting our ENTERTAINMENT
>>714687286How about something related to speedruns?
>>714687329This post is orbed and gregpilled, I rate it chef/10 xD
>>714687182feel truly sorry for him
>>714687389I'm sorry for you anon
How would you describe this "humor"?
I despise this black guy so much. Every year he gets more insufferable and unfunny.
did kung fu lose weight?
seem less piglike in appearance.
This is the worst thing I have ever seen
>>714687389it's sgdq so donos will mostly be crying about israel and ICE
>>714687432forced and scripted
Maybe they're just getting it all out of their system before the runs start, and the rest of the marathon won't be this bad. Right...?
>>714687420It should be the exact opposite order
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threesome with kungfufruitcup and the purple haired chick
>dead pet jokes
I'm surprised GDQ allowed this, it seems like quite the trigger
>HOYP
>>714687432Sterile corporate.
>FIRST fucking run starting late because muh forced greg memes
Amazing start.
>>714687509God I want to worship her feet and have her piss on my face, save the animals!
PROPOSAL: instead of saying we migged the next thread let's say we gregged to the next thread. Like the meme!!
>>714687420sellout faggot
why do you people like this
>>714687420>GDQ has shifted with the timesMore like followed the money. Everyone would enjoy the event more if it was just speedruns with none of the bullshit, but that would make less cash and hold them back from making more business connections.
It would be hilarious if Big Jon showed up, that dude would take up 13% of the room.
>>714687420How long until they drop speedrunning completely?
>>714687432The left can't be humorous.
They really managed to make this shit even more scripted
Kung Fupa Cup needs to wear bigger tops if she doesn't want people to see her belly.
>>714687464she only had a few really greasy years, looks like less makeup but same neon hair dye for like a decade, that can't be good for hair
brutal mello is the biggest faggot on earth I think
>>714687550I just orb'd my greg
>>714687420But viewership has declined as GDQ has shifted with the times.
>>714682837 (OP)No Sunshine no watch
oh god lmao that fucker is still alive
how are the comments already 100 times worse than the esa thread
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RATE SGDQ 2025 Kickoff Pre-Show !
(Time: 32:10) (Estimate: 30:00) (Runner: EVERYONE!)
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>they brought back stumpy
What game should I buy in the Steam sale to play while watching this shitshow?
what in the fuck am i watching
>Going from one autistic thing to another
This Sonic run better be good
They've rolled out the monster again
some good ol fashioned tism to cleanse that forced cringe borefest, we are back
ESAbros...this has been even more insufferable than I thought...not sure I'll be able to last a week
>>714687579why do you come into threads for things you don't like?
Coolmatty has regressed and is now playing with stuffed animals to cope with becoming a vegetable
>>714687671just look at any part of what they streamed already
>He wears the apple watch on his stump
Holy fuck
>>714687432corpo-theatre kid
I'm in a room by myself and just shouting boo every time I don't laugh at a joke
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>>714687681ZZZ, cancel the event
>>714687681ZZZ, unironically at that. FUCK skits, FUCK scripted skits in particular. SPEEDRUNS motherfucker
>>714687683Matty's looking good, seems like he lost some weight.
TROON SPOTTED ON THE COUCH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How are there still people wearing masks in 2025
oh wow, barely any odd looking individuals....FOR NOW
>>714687836Greetings from Germany!
can they play sonic the hedgehog already
>>714687681Z greg will haunt my waking nightmares
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>>714687718At least they played her song before it was all over.
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>>714687706Didn't he have longer fingers last time?
>>714687739>Frame FatalesIs that the GDQ offshoot that's supposed to be all "women" runners, but it's 95% trannies?
>>714687681ZZZ not a speedrun, great fucking start
oh yeah troon already behind the hamplanet
i didn't notice bc I was laughing at stumpy
>let me play my fucking game
these people pick the ugliest tattoos to cover themselves in I swear
>with the US government dismantling USAid,
oh great, now we're also getting political on top
HA HA NOT ME YOU DUMB CUNT
>>714687793Welcome...to Hell!
that negro don't care he just wants to go fast
>>714687858What the fuck theres actually so many. I can see atleast 10 just in the view.
>>714687718It really hits you in the face with how different they are.
>>714687681D
it wasn't that bad. it wasn't good but it doesn't deserve ZZZ
>>714687924American is turning into a shithole
>>714687858Virtue signaling and/or troons trying to hide their faces
>>714687858most are mtf and hate looking at themselves. Ninja mode hides reality
>>714687909this is honestly insulting for the runner
>muh USAID
cry more holy shit
>>714687924>gettingTRANS ROIGHTS
>>714687793She looks like she'd rather be treating sepsis patients in a warzone than standing there.
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>>714687681I'm doin' him a Z
I wish to plow the fat one
>>714687972I've had to mute more times than I can count already...
I just got here, did anyone get any good Kungfufruitcup screenshots?
i dont think ive heard of a more frivolous and wasteful cause than spending money on mental health support for illegal mexicans lol
>>714688007Be less desperate.
>>714687858Masks make sense in huge crowds. Been getting less sick since I started wearing them at cons.
>already 6 minutes behind schedule
>first run hasn't even started
lol
>first run 6 minutes late
FINALLY SOME FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
>my name is super sonic
NO
FUCKING
WAY
LOUIS
FINALLY SOME FUCKING SPEEDRUNNING...
>>714687681ZZZ disgusting
im barfing
ew
>>714688031the preshow was darkly lit as hell and she was pretty covered but there was a little tummy
>already almost 39k donations
>ESA had like 57k after a week
WHAT THE FUCK
Sonic autism to kick things off. Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOO
We didn't even make it ONE run
i got it under control tails i'll get them shits back
>Tronouns are back
Anons, I feel complete once more.
Who would win in a Cream molesting competition the whole couch combined or one(1) Chris-chan?
>Touchan
>"She/Her"
IT BEGINS
>>714687924hey man, just enjoy the runs
SPIN UP YOUR TROON COUNTERS WE'RE ON
LOOK AT THAT THING, THICK AND STRONG WOAH
Is there a twitch adblocker that works because it just drop a 3 minute ad on my ass and you are out of fucking mind if you think I'm going to tolerate that shit.
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING TRANNY
>troon in the very first run
Imagine how bad that room smells
>>714688113ENTER superjobber
Im probably one of the few people here that doesnt overtly hate trannies, but their voices are fucking HEINOUS
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! JUST LET US ENJOY THE RUN IN PEACE
>chat rules: "No political campaigning or proselytism"
but "Free Palestine" spamming and emotes are completely fine
>send them back where they came from
woah there 2chan you can't say that on gdq
>Troon voice
>Autoscrollers
>Couch competing to be funny
Grim...
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>>714688130Just put her in a hot tub
Record donations
>Speed runs??
>>714688151ambassador donation at the start, that took a month for 12-15 people to gather
>>714688162man those were the days, changed the trajectory of GDQ forever and we all thought he was just another freak
>>714688162Too much to handle even for GDQ.
>tune in
>hear a demon talking
off to a great start
>already made more than ESA in 30 minutes
>trans woman on the couch
GDQ
WON
> the troon voice register
>she/her
>those fucking shoulders
>that voice
come the fuck on
The fucking stream cam is so dark.
>>714688281Oy vey shut up you filthy jew.
>>714688151Pretty sure they added in the pre GDQ fundraising by their reps or w/e they were called
>>714688305*Peter Lorre voice*
>Yeeeees, master....
>>71468828180+ dead since morning daily, as you type this there's a chance a kid in gaza is getting blown up to little pieces ;)
that has to be a guy right?
>>714688281Delete this post. Bigotry is not entertained here.
>>714688262The funny thing is that trannies can sound (and look) quite normal. It's just that these events attract the worst freaks among them.
Hold your nose and speak out loud. Sound familiar?
>>714688251desu everyone lost with how retarded Trump has been this term
God the donation readers may be the most despicable people at these events
>>714688281> but "Free Palestine" spamming and emotes are completely fine
>>714688281you're only allowed to cheer for the terrorists shut up bigot
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING GAME
I woke up 4 hours ago I'm europoor and I feel sleepy now... Didn't expect GDQ to fix my sleep schedule.
>Already interrupting the runner 3 MINUTES INTO THE FIRST RUN OF THE EVENT
>>714688262Personally I got nothing against them, but doing the "tranny voice" is absolutely eargrating. I'd rather take your masculine voice over that.
>>714682837 (OP)>first run>obnoxious tranny on couchwelcome back GDQ
>>714688262This, it's also the cadence that they literally all use. Every one of them uses the exact same one I swear.
>>714687681D
It was entirely filler with no substance. If I was actually hyped for GDQ I'm sure I would rate it worse.
>>714688416Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
>15 years running
>millions raised
>cancer still going stronger than ever
Think we ain't kicking any butts lads
RUN COUNT: 1
TROON COUNT: 1
>5000 word essay on how to donate
>>714688281they banned it midway through last event, coolmatty said himself on reddit
What is this new "combo" shit that keeps throwing hearts over the video?
looking at these train knees makes me nostalgic for cosmo
>>714688241Roids broke his brain probably.
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>820 posts and rising
you like GDQ dont you anon
>>714688463I mean it's fuckin Sonic what is there to say, oh yea get those rings go fast yo
>>714688446Sorry neet. Time to be a man and get a job. Then you can start reaping the benefits of this based presidency like the rest of us.
>>714688498Yeah but we are going to free palestine and gaza!
oh my god shut the fuck up
>>714688463It's literally an anti-fun category because like 25% of the run is doing the same exact thing with zero speed tech. All emeralds is SHIT!
>>714688498This is the human trafficking event, not the cancer one
>>714688546Spoiler that shit
>>714688235TwitchAdSolutions
>>714688553I look forward to these threads like you wouldn't believe. I like posting with my friends during GDQ no matter how much I bitch about the events themselves.
>>714688463The thread or the stream?
>>714688416like 1/10000 trannies pass, and they all work in porn and were groomed for that job from pre puberty
I miss ESA already. These guys are faggots.
"The worst you can be is annoying" and this voice
>>714688174It's good to be back
>>714688498>Europe filled with niggersNah they're doing good
I don't think I can watch this shitshow coming off ESA
>>714688535People can use twitch bits to spam emotes on the screen. Enjoy.
>>714688553I'm getting anger pumped before I work out.
AHHHHHH WHITE PEOPLE CLAPPING ON BEAT
GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL
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>>714688553yeah thats what it is
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>>714688608cancer awareness*
they don't donate anything to treating cancer
i'mg onna make some tea i'll be back later
wait we're way over image limit aren't we? how do these threads work differently from normal ones?
OH FFS. We couldn't just get a fun Sonic 2 speedrun. We needed to throw in tranny storytime?
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Dios mio.
I came back to 4chan just for this thread who here getting comfy?
>>714688510appreciate this
>>714688647thank you very much
>>714688728Sharing is caring bro
>>714687890It used to be called Femme fatales is the funny thing.
>>714688730image limit on /v/ is 301 I think
That tranny sounds like a old school nerd.
>>714688553I am fucking horrified. Five minutes in and I already had to turn this shit off. I knew it would be worse than ESA but I wasn't prepared
First time in thread #1 since I started watching GDQ. Haven't ever been up to catch the pre-show until now.
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>>714682837 (OP)We got the stream embedded in our kinoplex, all welcome to join
https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/v4c
>>714688416Looks is one thing, but I have legit never heard a tranny that didn't have a noticeable tranny twinge to their voice. It's impossible to get rid of.
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