Thread 714682837

SGDQ 2025 starts in under 1 hour.

Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56

Now: HOYP
Next: Pre-Show
Later: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

first mig baby

>>714682837 (OP)
No MIG? You just let us all drown what the fuck

>>714682837 (OP)
Why cant they just pick a real charity like St. Jude?

>GDQ tech staff literally fucking up before the show has started
This is honestly impressive

IM A HEADBANGA

Is anyone else getting that infinite loading login error?

I have unsuccessfully migrated, help me

>>714682917
Is it really a mig if there wasn't a link here from the previous thread?

miggin

Excited for Coco's game! (Crash twinsanity)

I’m up next guys, wish me luck!

>>714682837 (OP)
speedrun event threads arent allowed here, try /vg/

>Sunday
>no job
>ain't got shit to do
>/druk/

Yep, it's GDQ time

ALL RITUALPOSTERS REPORT

Just got back from hoovering and then eating (buldak habanero+lime noodles + eggs), looks like the stream started, did I miss anything?

Even MORE FUCKING SHIT ON THE SCREEN

>>714682837 (OP)
I migged

Everyone got their dilators ready?
Extra HRT pills for the occasion?
Atleast 500$ reserved to donate for hoyp?

21 BINGS LEFT
THE SCHEDULE STILL ISN'T FUCKING WORKING

Why do they play crappy remixes of OST instead of the original OST?

>>714683119
We got a generous 30000 dollars of donations and the even hasn't even started yet!
I am so proud to be part of such a wonderful community!

>>714683013
I am also ready for Coco!

>>714683121
Isn’t that a mobile only thing?

Soon.

>>714683102
>New threads are always made on page 10 now
My job is done, and my purpose fulfilled.

I watch for she

>an anon in ESA threads told me GDQ was not 90% tranny shit
Where are you
You lying sack of shit

>schedule still not working
https://horaro.org/sgdq/2025

>>714683201
Coco!

wtf is this

What the fuck is this shit?

>>714683181
Because they are afraid of DMCA. And to avoid paying copyrights.

>>714683070
For me it's the one week I actually have to work this month.

>they havent changed the UI layout in at least three years
what a lazy piece of shit event

Thread rules:

Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
Take your meds
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives

Clear?

>>714683206
Im on Firefox

>>714683282
But shitty remixes can also be DMCA'd right?

I do not like this Sonic OC mascot

>tier list post with waifu image attached
SOVL
>scatter chart
SOVLLESS

>>714683246
Absolutely blessed

>>714683218
That's ESA. Just wait, people won't be as patient here.

I'm headin to the cafe before the event begins.

yall want somethin???

>>714683275
SCSDQ
Social Credit Score Done Quick

>almost $600
I hasn't even started

>>714683361
They should have a fuckable mascot like Plum
But then again Plum was designed for Heterosexual MEN

>>714683463
thats chump change unironically lol

MOTOR
CYCLE
MOTOR
CYCLE
MOTOR
CYCLE

Jesus, that mascot crap is giving me eye cancer.

What you guys snackin'?
Me? Just water. I dun goof'd during bulking season...

I already miss ESA

>>714683463
what a coincidence, tee-hee
This community is just so so generous

Really glad that instead of just playing regular fucking video game soundtracks the theater kids running GDQ decided to fill the playlist with a capella garbage

>>714683221
Disgusting

There are some decent games on the schedule. Hopefully they can keep the faggot tranny shit to a minimum

holy shit that motorcycle song was the gayest song ive heard today

>>714683573
Well yeah Adef is probably suggesting it

>>714683354
Yeah, but all of OCRemix songs are royalty free, so they just have to give credit for them to use it.

>>714683573
Im actually glad it pisses you off so much

ive been watching this event for over a decade and i STILL cant get into ESA and ive tried every year since it started. i wonder whats different about GDQ that makes it more palatable to me, im not even american

>>714683509
Bro, Plum is a child.

by the way guys I am an opera singer

>>714683674
Maybe you dont like games you just like manufactured hype and corporate donations?

>>714683658
I'm glad that you're glad about it

>>714683674
ESA is objectively better but GDQ is the better train wreck.

HELLO EVERYONE
WHO'S READY FOR SOME GDQ

Who thought this is a good idea? What if chat spammed some "racist" emote?

>>714683354
They don't get picked up by Twitch's DMCA bot.

>>714683697
Plum is whatever I want her to be.
Also out of 10 suddenly yadayada

>>714683791
whatever chat spams is currently the "acceptable" slur

>>714683674
ESA is boring to me too

>>714683791
>What if chat spammed some "racist" emote?
does he know?

>>714683791
>What if chat spammed some "racist" emote?
Come on anon

>they got twitch to integrate the donation button on their site
>emotes flashing on screen that you have to pay for
Prepare for the biggest donation total yet.

>>714682949
Well that answered my question if the schedule was fucked up for anyone else

>>714683783
This guy looks so fucking happy to be there goddamn

first mig

>>714682949
Did they seriously break the entire schedule page while they were adding that ugly mascot? It was working fine a couple of hours ago.

>kungfufruitcup opening the gdq

yay

>>714683674
I assume you enjoy cringe and "so bad it's good" more than normal speedrunning, which is fair. They can be a lot of fun.

Have you been looksmaxxing to ensure you look PEAK and MOG everyone else for GDQ this summer?

Can't wait for that shit being spammed on stream all marathon.
Also
>Argick

>>714683896
That's really cool

Plum is literally a hebe

>>714683852
No, I've been banned since 2015
>>714683882
TriHard is a global emote isn't it? I'm sure something like that still exists

>>714683927
he's a headbanga

>>714683985
Yeah and /v/ drawfags draw her that way. A plumpy hebe. Its so peak

do t hey have spinning autistc peacocks as their mascot

CHEESED TO SEE YOU ALL

I could never beat Sonic 1 or 2

>>714683463
poggers. it's moneylaundering without borders

im fairly sure their script doesnt just pick up every emote anons..

>>714683674
you like tranny cringe and HOIP more than speedruns

>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
this shit is pure cutscenes innit?

>>714683240
GDQ is where like 90% of the tranny memes come from anon

Goosebert has gone international

>>714684124
For you it's on the mouse.

>>714684032
You are cute

what would it take for gdq to die for good

>>714683674
Europeans are boring people.

>>714684007
I'm new to those threads, what the fuck.

Chlods!

>>714684132
fundemental misunderstanding of money laundering to the point of making it one word.
how stupid can you be

>>714683402
Isn't this years old?

Is this shit run by actual people trying to host a damn show now? im sick of people who arent even attractive show up on the screen. Like holy fuck show us some young talent not these 30 year old "speedrunners"

>>714684248
>People simp for this
Grim

I'm still fairly sure this is just because they thought my username at the time was anti-trans

>>714684206
>>714684007
very nice

>>714683402
>this was considered laughably expensive

I like how without fail every year there's one guy still in denial that GDQ is laundering money
Everyone else already agrees but he's committed to using facts and logic to prove the chuds wrong

>>714683402
>those prices seem fine/normal now

>>714684007
get yourself an announcer gf who will look at you like that

>>714682837 (OP)
I'm in

>>714684319
well thats easy to assume transkiller41%

>>714684217
Accused of antisemitism for supporting MSF

>>714684305
I'd rather have Spike and the crew do their thing than subject myself to whatever zoomers find entertaining.

>>714683674
ESAs scheduling in pure dogshit and always has been. They have no concept of good speedruns, so they just throw some French people babbling about some GBA game for 6 hours on the main stream.

>>714684379
explain less viewership and way higher donation rate than

GETTING HYPED although I know it'll be a 45 minutes ultra cringe skit into garbage runs and getting banned for 3 days by the special gdq mod brigade for talking about the heat or what I ate last dinner between runs.

LETS GO

>>714684348
$10 for two hot dogs is actual insanity.

>>714684202
t-thanks

>Can't post anything even slightly lewd or the tranny janny will ban you
Lol.

>>714684308
ok, here is GDQ approved girl

TRANS HOYP

>>714684441
>throw some French people babbling about some GBA game for 6 hours
He's a good lad anon

>>714684319
>another "im banned from gdq chat" post
nobody cares

>>714684467
This man was happier at ESA

>>714684476
I LOVE SPEEDRUNNING
DON'T YOU GUYS LOVE SPEEDRUNNING?

>>714684032
Yeah I was banned probably a decade ago for typing
>APE GET
with TriHard emotes during an Ape Escape run.

>>714683896
god im glad streamlink exists
imagine having to use that piece of shit website

Do you know that there are autists watching all of it on crystal?

>>714684482
Not clicking that.

Now that the war in Syria is over and ISIS is a spent force what does Doctors Without Borders do with the donations it gets?

>>714684476
>can't post parentheses
>can post kike
Interesting rules from last thread.

>>714684567
meth?

>>714684441
>so they just throw some French people babbling about some GBA game for 6 hours on the main stream.
And that's what makes it sovl, GDQfags would never understand

I’m ready to cringe.

>>714684598
yes

Its good to be back with you anons. What have you done since the last gdq?

How long until first they/them?

Place your bets on how long until commentary says trans rights and the crowd is forced to applaud

>>714683779
Someone in the ESA threads summed it up as ESA is more consistently good, while GDQ has higher highs and lower lows, which I pretty much agree with.

>>714684640
based!

>>714684641
In a girl now

>>714684654
3 minutes

HOYPE

>>714684476
Funny thing is that I posted an anthro amaterasu yesterday, fully expecting the ban and then ban evade to post today but the plump got hit instead.
Seems we can get hairy in the sonic okami block now.

>>714684662
it will be the first donation they read

>>714684654
7 seconds

They havent played any games and are at 1000 dollars already. cant wait for the real money laundering to begin

3...2...1 HAPPY AUTISM

>>714684685
I'd agree with that if the dono readers and "hype" men didn't exist. Honestly these events would be infinitely better with just dono amounts scrolling on the screen

>>714684441
>watching the main stream
Well there's your problem. All the kino's on Stream 2, lad.

HYPPPPPEEEEEEEE

BIG

Good start kek

anyone here have a job? how do you cope with not being able to watch 90% of the event.. i miss being a NEET

DAMN THAT'S A FAT BITCH

SLAM IT IN

DIOS MIO

I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA I MISS ESA

>event hasn't even started yet
>americans start clapping

FAT WHORE

will there be e-girl sluts?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ah the mentally ill tranny event is back

...Off to a good start

>>714684709
>In a girl now

I AVE

Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Borders:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>works with the Soros Foundation to smuggle illegal aliens across borders
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
>supports crossdressing and harassing the differently-abled live on stream
>supports the use of flashing imagery to induce epileptic seizures

Let's break 3 hazillion this GDQ!

>event supposed to start
>open stream
>human trafficking ad

>tatooed hamplanet

Yep, just what I expected from a 'charity' worker.

What if Iran launches a strike during the marathon?

Why is there a checkpoint after just 4 runs?

>>714683221
is that prizemommy? did she get ozempic'd?

>>714684775
no, dutch people babbling about a GBA game for 6 hours isnt any better

lol right into an ad break.

>>>/trash/76221811
Feel free to use the bunker thread~

>>714684804
That's a charity worker, anon

BLACK QUEEN SPEEDRUNNER

>>714684846
At least they actually do SOMETHING unless the shitty cancer one

>all these corporate twitch self-marketeers
fuck them all

and here we go

>>>/trash/76221811
Feel free to use the bunker thread~

Pre-show is going to be cringe isn't it.

Speedruns?

isn't doctors without borders the one that actively takes part in and funds human trafficking

pippy spotted

criiiiiiiinge

>blacktastic
lol, he looks rough
funny how he was one of the creeps, but managed to let it slip by

Holy fuck all these people are revolting

>Blocking midroll ads
Based twitch solutions still holding up

what the fuck was that

What's agdq ambassador?

>>714683674
i feel the exact same way, even gdq from home during the coof years is better. Theoretically esa should btfo gdq but it never does, no amount of hot girls and 2 screens can save the dogshit scheduling and terrible run choices.

>three minute ad break right at the beginning during non-vidya shit
>this is exactly when my Twitch adblocker fails to work even though it worked all of ESA
You can't even write something this funny

>>714684867
We need more awful non-speedrun segments anon dearest

>>714684917
>unless
unlike*

>>714684965
>here to say:
>F-U-C, K-K-K!

Pick your Ambassador before someone else does!

>>714684809
No but plenty of dudes in dresses

do you have to be dysgenic to be an ambassador in this shit show?

>Froob is now a GDQ ambassador
Is that why he wasn't at ESA?

>>714685027
i choose jyggy dyggy

>My name is EmiDivergent
Imagine being a woman and your entire personality is "I'm autistic but I have a vagina"

>>714685002
They have embassies in different countries, teaching them about trans rights.

>>714685027
For me, it's Pippy

>>714685004
>even gdq from home during the coof years is better.
yeah that was the absolute low point for gdq and i STILL watched more of it than esa lol

>milf
>cougar print shirt
uhmmmm surely this is intentional?

> GAZA
holy antisemitism!

>>714685027
jyggy looks like a gamer

>>714685027
Skybilz, y'all.

>>714685027
Skybilz's fat gunt

>charity is for msf

What happens if you leave a dono criticizing israel and being pro doctors without boarders helping palestine?

>>714685027
ZESTY NIGGA SIGHTED

>>714685027
Is it like the 3DS one? Pay the inflated price to get all these "people" as exclusive?

>countries like gaza
yidbros, I don't feel so good..

>>714685027
shredberg looks like a cool dude

>>714685027
>emidivergent
>basing your whole persona on your mental illness
shiggydiggy

>>714684846
Thanks for reminding me to donate.

Sup Gamers

You.

How are you feeling about this years GDQ.

why do they say gaza instead of palestine?

we back

what is this stupid little heart tracker in the corner
how do i get rid of it also as i'm typing this i saw those jerseys, fuck the pens

>>714685027
Froob

>>714685105
Not yet, Pete. I want to let it simmer

I miss comfy ESA already, this is a soulless corpo event

GAZA MENTIONED AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714685027
Kelpsey and her powerful jaw

nice i already hate it

>>714685105
Pete, I haven't opened the stream yet. But I'll come calling in a few.

fun fact they opened up a new thing called "GDQ ambassadors" to stream in the month lead up to the event. The idea was to draw in streamers outside the GDQ bubble to spread awareness that the event was coming up...

BUT the only people who signed up to do it were extreme insiders that only talk to people who already know, so it was useless!

>>714685027
>mr shasta
That cunt is annoying as fuck.

I'm being fucking RAPED by ads.

>>714685027
Froob so I can facefuck him

HERE COMES PLUM

>>714685105
You know the drill, Pete

>>714685027
>Froob
I see GDQ is the containment for everything awful about ESA at least.

That old woman looks like she's very spicy in an intimate setting.

>>714685027
I thought they banned Bobbeigh for rape

oh for fucks sake

>>714683221
I thought her and a few other retired from gdq last year?

FUCK YES IT'S CRINGE

Damn they are bringing the cringe hard and a fast rn

>brutal_mutt
Muted.

Is Greg supposed to be a trump supporter

Greg's gonna grape ya in the mouth

Jesus fucking Christ this is much worse than I remember

>3 seconds in
>stupid bit

WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES

Are you guys ready for greetings from germany. Trans rights!
Entire audience: TRANS RIGHTS

IM CRINGING ALREADY

>>714685204
>The idea was to draw in streamers outside the GDQ bubble to spread awareness that the event was coming up...
>
>BUT the only people who signed up to do it were extreme insiders that only talk to people who already know,
what was the incentive? how would any non-speedrunning streamer know about this lol

I remember there being a poverty chat a few years ago, is there anything now?

>>714685148
woooow shes just like me
heres half my paycheck emi!
(maybe she will notice me today and go on a....d-d-date with me?? ohhh luck be a lady tonight!)

They don't even have skits anymore :( It's just inside jokes that no one outside of their friend circle would get. Legit kinda grim

>>714685148
Sam & Max did it before it was cool. Remember Lactose the Intollerant?

>>714685239
No, they banned BigJon for picking up people without their consent

Can you disable the emote spam

whattafuck am eye watching

where are the speedruns?

>>714685313
picture in picture and this thread

>>714685225
No but unironically she's super attractive or is it me?

what the fuck is this? Where are the games?

Did you miss the scripted comedy segments to push failed bottom feeder "actresses"?

oh boy I missed the theater kids

The games don't start for another 30 minutes, guys.

I'm glad they kindly prepared memes in advance so we don't have to organically latch onto something that brings us momentary joy.

>>714685225
That’s a man

how do i hide this extension shit

Gay nigga alert!

Why do they have a crew of hosts? I assume that's eating into the money they make from the events if they're not doing it for free. They only need one or two people to do all this shit

what fucking xenoblade chronicles game is this?

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP

Should I buy the Meta Quest 3 or is VR still a meme?

this woman is making my skin crawl

just put on sonic you fucking clowns

It's like watching something be corrupted and the soul leak out for decades and not only is it empty now, but some corpo hermit crab has infested the remains and has reanimated it into a sterile telethon.

>amateraso
ONEGAI!

>>714685159
The event will suck except for like 10% of standout runs, the staff will be insufferable theater kids, but I fucking LOVE these threads, so it'll be the best week since winter's AGDQ

>open stream
>spyro

ESA has Plum.

GDQ has Greg.

Thoughts on this?

I FUCKING LOVE SPYRO

>>714685396
kek

In the past few months Adef hit the Youtube lottery and a bunch of his shitty videos got on trending. I wonder if he has a really big ego now and thinks he's above this shitshow

>>714684846
based charliefag here to spit facts.

FUCK YOU GDQ NO SPYRO NO WATCH

>>714685330
MODS MODS MODS
antisemitism post

im not unmuting the stream until I see an electronic video game on there

>>714685304
they were offered free travel and room and board for the event (which even their volunteers don't get)

So yes, part of the reason they only got insiders was because they were also the only streamers who would actually want what they're offering

>>714685376
You can't lol.

>>714685148
of course the one babe at this thing is retarded and proud

Already more cringe than all of ESA combined
It's gonna be a glorious week

>no Spyro
This has to be intentional after what happened at ESA lol
But let's be real, it's probably an "I don't think of you at all" thing

wow it's this brutal already huh

Speedruns?

>>714685464
good luck

Anyone else kind of attracted to this host

>>714685313
Trihex usually still does it but last time I checked (a year or two ago) it was pretty dead.

>open stream
>mute and shrink until a run starts

>>714685436
Brutal...

>>714685396
PRESS X TO NOT DIE

>>714685376
use streamlink

>>714685143
I'm shitting my diapers, heebro...

why is there so much shit on the screen jesus christ
i can't even get whatever that extension in the bottom left is to close, clicking hide does nothing

what the hell

>>714685464
This. The ACTUAL stream has not started yet. Unnecessary trash does not deserve our magnanimous attention.

>>714685516
anon these schedules are done months in advance

Haha, yes I love this middle class representation of what they truly think of rural working class people. Very funny.

wow what an exciting and funny staged quiz

>>714685471
yeah that doesnt make sense lol. no larger streamer is going to actually visit gdq, would lose them more money than they could gain and its too much of a political landmine (even if theyre left aligned themselves). i dont get why gdq doesnt just pay smallant or whatever to give gdq a few shoutouts or something.

jesus christ

>>714685558
missing out

Man they decided they'd rather be behind schedule than cut this.

man

>>714685396
10 years from now people will see this and scream "SOUL"

>>714685396
what the fuck

great skit guys, the black guy covering 10% of the box is a really inspired choice good going

>>714685592
>magnanimous
This word does not mean what you think it means.

These threads are the only reason I come back to /v/ glad to be back bros

>>714685594
I mean drawing attention to it in the skit that there's no Spyro today but these are written before too of course. Just funny after the ESA Spyro fatigue.

>>714685596
It's unironically classist, which is wild considering how SJW GDQ is. Like this is actually offensive.

>>714685396
>fingerless glove meter

>>714685542
>Anon, it says here sex scenes in video games make you uncomfortable, why is that?

Video games?

>>714684206
Selling by the guy who got put through the table is pretty great

>>714685396
>Semen remaining:

>>714685612
The part I love more than anything about this run was he had no safety saves and tried to cheat by entering console commands but they were for tshock and not the standard server client so they didn't work.

are they unironically laughing? how can i exploit these retards for money

This game's weird sound design is making this so much better

I like how GDQ just tells you what this years forced meme is right off the bat, so I don't have to use my brain.

>>714684776
biki cute

unfunny uncool mentally retarded spiritually castrated ultra processed refried reheated goyslop

alright see you in 20 mins

This is how much they hate the white man.

I fucking hate these people so much

>>714685681
perchance

I think this is actually funny

>>714685702
SPH coded

>no gaymu
I am going back to Wimbledon

I just tuned in why is there some freak floating around

IS GREG THE NEW MEEEEEEEEME?

HAHAAHHHAHSAAHA GREGG

HAHA

GREHG

HAH

HAHAAHHHAHSAAHA GREGG

The worst thing about this pre-show is that the hosts are so obsessed with themselves that it doesn't even register to me that they're trying to hype up actual future runs. It's like when you hear someone reciting poetry and they're so focused on sounding "cool" that your brain tunes all of it out.

See if they did something like this at ESA, it might actually be a real contest and not have all the answers and reactions scripted.

>>714685614
On what, painfully unfunny cringe? Nah, I'm good.

>>714685769
kys

>>714685684
too much positivity. please step out for some self flagellation, then return to your seat

I"M GREGGING OUHHHH

dad u said there would be video games???

>>714685542
sorry bud she's taken

>>714685774
>300 words per minute sph
hnnnnng

NO YOU CANT WEAR THAT

>>714685684
I don't remember making this post.

>>714685831
>bald white cuck in glasses for a dad
bloodline ended

>>714685681
>showing or suggesting nobility of feeling and generosity of mind
I am generously allowing them to waste my time for me. I am NOT generous enough to have my time wasted by an extended tiktok skit. I'm here to watch choking and the eventual singular run that truly deserves a bunch of neckbeards' S ranks.

ONE RUN INTO THE MARATHON AND THE NEW MEME ALREADY DROPPED, CAN I GET A HECK YEAH?

wait no i mean CAN WE GET A GREG?! A GREEEG?!

GREG
GREG
GRE

Remember when anons were trying to figure out what this event's 'thing' would be? I think we already found i- GREG

STAND BACK I'M BEGINNING TO GREG

I feel bad for that one kid in the front row surrounded by a sea of manchildren.

The Slut!

Is Greg our guy?

Failed actor theater kid jamboree.
Where are the FUCKING VIDEO GAMES

>>714685871
GDQ STAFFIES. GET EM

is there any point in having this shit right after esa, feel like it's gonna be a fountain of mid

>>714685781
where amongus?

>>714685927
He never actually Gregged that

I miss Sent

>>714685692
oh sorry I wasn't paying attention to the stream, true it is lol

>event starts
>30 minutes of cringy rehearsed host circlejerking

never change gdq

>>714685831
exposed to speedruns at that age? kid is doomed

free shuttle buses? that leave from outside the hotel

>>714685917
Yes chef.

Wow, this really demonstrates how people can rally behind someone that is completely uncharismatic just because he's being shoved in their faces.

>>714685739
Say they are transphobic if they don't pay you.

>>714682837 (OP)
this shit is so ass

Did they get rid of the loot goblin?

>>714685941
the troon goon cabbage patch will arrive shortly

>>714682837 (OP)
FUCK YEAH BROS I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Ready for a really fun week with some HOYP!

they're forcing the cringe

What the fuck

>>714686013
every hour huh? wow....

holy moly this is so random lol

>>714682837 (OP)
who the fuck approved kungfushartcup playing beat saber AGAIN?

>>714685796
All the hosts are like that, they think they are hot shit internet celebrities or something. They love the sound of their own voice so much so they butt into every speedrun too completely unprompted

Greg is actually an old meme, it's literally stolen from some normie youtuber. And I think he stole it from someone else

Ok this segment has run its cource

>>714686028
But enough about the Spyro runners,

>>714686028
Things that make you go hmmmmm

hello when are the speedruns please

I just posted this but I will again. Their goal with this is terrible comedy, never fun. Imagine how fun it could be if this was a genuine thing instead of scripting them being stupid.

>>714685769
I kneel

>Make fun of rural redneck southerners
>Right after a giant flood in Texas that killed 70 people
Ooofff, not a good look ngl, kinda problematic much???? Someone should take this to Matt...

>>714686036
fucking DELETE THIS

PLEASE WRAP IT UP

>>714686039
GREG, GREG, GREG, GREG
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEg

Where are the usual people? Did they refuse the humiliation ritual?

A shitty game show is the best they could come up with to fill the time before the first run?

>drank all my beer watching ESA
>sobered up just in time for this

Greg kinda cute ngl

>>714686090
dozens of men like the cute face atop a lumpy sock look

>>714686169
>Someone should take this to Matt
which part?

This is fake cringe.

>>714686169
they are probably happy about it

>>714686108
>Ok this gregment has run its cource
FTFY

Sent is gone right?

>>714686230
kys

this bit should have been 5 minutes tops, where is scent he is the star not these idiots

>>714686134
this is why I hate millenials, I don't know how anyone can stomach non-comedy comedy, like redlettermedia. Look how unfunny we are, isn't that funny?!?!

>round 1
>only round 1

This lady looks insane.

>>714686246
He is, but apparently they're gonna bring him up for the event's finale

THERE HE IS

I havent watched gdq since the sick autistic shit like Chibi and Tolki stuff happend. What the fuck happend, what is this?

bros...

>>714686090
Who wouldn't watch smelly sweaty feet armpit Queen?

I thought Sent retired?

sent looking extra greasy this year

whose this wannabe actor guy?

>>714686242
Forced cringe
Cringeslop
Post-cringe

>>714686246
Nope.

Already looking greasy

the hairlines on display here. come on fella's.

JUST FUCKING SHAVE IT OFF

SENT SENT SENT

jesus christ the hairline, what has mother time done to our boy

>>714686309
This post didn't age well.

>26k viewer opening
dead marathon

>>714686341
BALD

They must know this shit isn't funny.

>>714686309
well, I stand corrected

BOOOOO
GIVE SENT BACK

>remember gdq starts today
>open stream
>mute and tab away within 0.1 picoseconds
every year

The worst part is that GDQ used to actually have real shits and giggles contests like this in it where they didn't just script wrong answers.

>>714686341
just let it go sent

>>714685871
Wear what? Shorts?

what do i ask for if i want this cut

>>714686336
Failed theater kid jamboree as anon said

when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory

>>714686242
NuCringe or TrveCringe? Remains to be seen.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

I thought Bobby was a sex pest, what happened there

Say hello to your new prize goblin anons

Post GDQino before the jannies get you.

Fucking hell. Why'd Mr Fag and Gay have to become the prize hobgoblin.

this fucking sucks, actually

>>714686270
You just earned a Greg point

a wild rubie appears

These "people" are fucking awfull. Do they not realize that?

How did we get here?

>>714686432
just prize goblin my shit up

>>714686336
Everything you once loved will eventually turn to shit

>>714686394
They think it wraps around to being hilarious, it doesn't.

Why is Rubiehart talking in a baby voice? Is this some ageplay thing?

my wife

>>714686394
This is funny for 12-year-olds. And coincidentally, the majority of their crowd consists of 12-year-olds and people with the mental age of 12.

I knew the jump to GDQ would be jarring but this is SNL-tier

THIS IS WHY I WATCH GDQ

>>714686347
god i want to sniff those socks forever

I hate theater kids
I hate theater kids
I hate theater kids
I hate theater kids

I just tuned is this like the MGS4 intro?

guys what the fuck is this

kill me

are the bits neccesary

>>714686341

I'm a year younger than scent and I look 20 years younger than him what the fuck

import many new unknown fungi to your home by winning these prizes

>>714686432
Ask for the "she took the kids"

skit was lowkey fire

>>714686494
aged like fine milk

haha very funny segment
i am not here for speedruns at all

>>714686478
Cool it with the antisemitism.

You're giving yourself self-care right /gdq/?

>>714686480
People kept praising the dumb skits so they keep ramping that shit up and adding more people into it to the staff.

>>714686547
How old/young is he?

>>714686134
its women, they love to organize cringe shit like this without thinking about the entertainment of the audience, its essentially just them saying fuck you look how much control i have over this presentation, they love to torture a captive audience. sadistic HR bitches

>>714686532
kek

Say what you will but I miss the cringe

GDQ can never just start huh

Going from ESA to this feels like going from the Krusty Krab to Krabby O'Mondays
And we didn't come to the 1st actual run yet

>>714686579
this
but unironically

speedruns?

Speedruns?

>>714686608
he's 35 I think

>>714686494
throatpie

KUNG FU SEX CUP

GREG BROS HOW WE FEELING?????? HAHAHAHA GREG!!!!!! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS GREG!!!!!!!!!

What about GDQ attracted these theater kids

>>714686602
You mean jacking off right?

LOL POOP PANTS

>>714686661
>>714686662

>it's still going
i actually deep inhaled and looked for an exit
i need a drink

Fruitcup is looking delectable.

there she is!

DADDY FINGER DADDY FINGER

imagine how behind schedule they're going to be at the end and how much time they wasted on this shit

>>714686690
JOHN GREG

first mute of the marathon
ill check back in 10 min

>>714686709
the same that always attracts theater kids, the presence of a crowd

>>714686564
glad to know his showerless taint will still be added to the prizes this event

>>714685769
How many strokes did you have?

what should i play while i wait for speedruns to start? i've been playing The Bazaar way too much and need to play something else

is spike and fu fuckin?

bro why is dogshit still going

wake me up when the runs start I cant stand this shit

>Neon White race
Wait that's based

>>714686742
She is looking really good I agree, did she lose weight?

just 8 more minutes...

Tranny ratio this year?

One thing you have to give Spike is that he doesn't really age. Just look at his aging compared to Scent's.

>>714686602
I'm gonna go wash my face after witnessing this, yes.

>>714686709
Speedrunning was too 4chan-coded so it needed to turn into Tumblr
Theater kids are just the IRL version of Tumblr

>>714686807
KILL GREG

>>714686779
Crowd? The venue's always empty

only took me 22 minutes to mute this shit

>>714686779
Especially a captive crowd.

The worst thing about this isn't the cringe it's that it's boring too.

Schedule says only 5 minutes until first run.

>>714686807
kill greg

>>714686807
>>714686854

>>714686824
She does look fitter.

Spike broke up with his wife earlier this year. Please be nice to him.

>>714686084
i think i'm going to go lay down

This nigga so zesty he can't even do a southern accent without lisping

>>714686602
Giving myself self care by not watching this shitshow

"Greetings from Germany! I love super mario bros 3!, ever since my mom died of cancer (that never happened before!), my dad suicided WAH and my dog got ran over by a car ORB, I just love watching some speedruns! thanks for all the great work!, and don't forget to save the animals!"

>lockout bingo monster hunter wilds

fun as hell

>>714686836
100% of unpaid women at GDQ

i want those pants

Help me understand why the staff consists entirely of freaks, is it a hiring prerequisite?

>>714686929
Game and Shart's wife left him too.

all I ever think about during this event is how much sex all these nerds are having at the hotel

and I get jealous

>>714686929
Source?

And good for him.

>>714686929
WHAT'S THE FRACAS?

>>714686929
Loganus NTRd him

>American humour

Fucking rank innit

>wasn't funny the first time
I know what'll make the bit funny
What if we do it a SECOND TIME

>>714686669
What the fuck

>>714686929
He's going to be swimming in it this week, he is like Elvis Pressley when he walks into the gdq hotel

Speed runs ??????????

>>714686929
Based if he initiated it

/greg/

Me? Gongaga

who the fuck is the guy in the foreground

>>714686998
Slap a laugh track on it and they all love that shit.

this has to be the most boringest and worstest GDQ opening ever...

>>714687046
FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!

>>714687053
Don't leave us

>>714687046
bro fuck off

>>714687046
AAAAAAH

this is demeaning to the eyes

>>714687073
this is wrong, nobody in this thread is under 30

these threads are gonna be way too fast

this is why I can never tell people that I watch gdq

WHERE ARE THE SPEEDRUNS?
AHHHHH

>>714687127
>GachaKINO
Stay.

>>714687169
they always slow down after first day

>>714687169
faster than them getting to a game to run

ESA quizBOSH was better

>They laid down a blanket for KFC to sit on

Is she leaking?

>>714686602
no, i'm intentionally destroying myself

>>714687046
too soon anon

Bring back Kixy

>>714687182
>Come on, clap for xer!

>MSF segment ends with "now let's get to the video games"
>30 minutes of Greg

>literal children in the audience
Why can't trannies just stay away from the kids?

>>714687046
Thread has been blessed

In their defense, it is a pre-show. The between-run time wasting is the shit I can't stand.

enough with the yapping

>>714687182
just wants to play his mario kart world and look where he's stuck at

>Another fucking concert where some skinnyfat millennial pretends he's a rockstar
Grim.

>>714687237
she forgot her sponge

Bad speedruns should be rated Greg out of 10 this year to commemorate how terrible this cringe is

Eric Andre has done irreversible damage to the internet.

>>714687286
it's just gone on way too long and hasn't entertained

this is so wholesome chungus i cant wait to tell the audience my family is dying of cancer

>>714687237
im paying premium for that blanket

Sir.... your speedruns are interrupting our ENTERTAINMENT

>>714687286
How about something related to speedruns?

>>714687329
This post is orbed and gregpilled, I rate it chef/10 xD

>>714687182
feel truly sorry for him

>>714687389
I'm sorry for you anon

How would you describe this "humor"?

I despise this black guy so much. Every year he gets more insufferable and unfunny.

>>714687389
kek

hey this fuckin sucks

did kung fu lose weight?
seem less piglike in appearance.

This is the worst thing I have ever seen

Yes Greg

>>714687389
it's sgdq so donos will mostly be crying about israel and ICE

DELATROON

>>714687432
forced and scripted

Maybe they're just getting it all out of their system before the runs start, and the rest of the marathon won't be this bad. Right...?

>>714687420
It should be the exact opposite order

>>714687432
corporate

>>714686528
>>714682837 (OP)
I like

>>714687432

See >>714686352

threesome with kungfufruitcup and the purple haired chick

My wife Jaidlyn

>dead pet jokes
I'm surprised GDQ allowed this, it seems like quite the trigger
>HOYP

>>714687432
Sterile corporate.

>FIRST fucking run starting late because muh forced greg memes
Amazing start.

>>714687432
humor?

over estimate

>>714687509
God I want to worship her feet and have her piss on my face, save the animals!

PROPOSAL: instead of saying we migged the next thread let's say we gregged to the next thread. Like the meme!!

>>714687420
sellout faggot

why do you people like this

>>714687420
>GDQ has shifted with the times
More like followed the money. Everyone would enjoy the event more if it was just speedruns with none of the bullshit, but that would make less cash and hold them back from making more business connections.

It would be hilarious if Big Jon showed up, that dude would take up 13% of the room.

>>714687420
How long until they drop speedrunning completely?

IT'S OVER ESTIMATE

>>714687432
The left can't be humorous.

>>714687502
:)

They really managed to make this shit even more scripted

Kung Fupa Cup needs to wear bigger tops if she doesn't want people to see her belly.

>>714687464
she only had a few really greasy years, looks like less makeup but same neon hair dye for like a decade, that can't be good for hair

>>714687579
I don't

brutal mello is the biggest faggot on earth I think

>>714687550
I just orb'd my greg

Speedruns?

>>714687420
But viewership has declined as GDQ has shifted with the times.

>>714682837 (OP)
No Sunshine no watch

oh god lmao that fucker is still alive

how are the comments already 100 times worse than the esa thread

RATE SGDQ 2025 Kickoff Pre-Show !

(Time: 32:10) (Estimate: 30:00) (Runner: EVERYONE!)

2/3rds matty on stage

yike

What game should I buy in the Steam sale to play while watching this shitshow?

the fuck am i wathcing

what in the fuck am i watching

>Going from one autistic thing to another
This Sonic run better be good

They've rolled out the monster again

some good ol fashioned tism to cleanse that forced cringe borefest, we are back

ESAbros...this has been even more insufferable than I thought...not sure I'll be able to last a week

>>714687681
Z

>>714687579
why do you come into threads for things you don't like?

I miss ESA already

>>714687420
>ya'll

>>714687681
Z

Coolmatty has regressed and is now playing with stuffed animals to cope with becoming a vegetable

>>714687681
F

>>714687681
ZZZ

>>714687681
SS

>>714687671
just look at any part of what they streamed already

>He wears the apple watch on his stump

Holy fuck

>>714687432
corpo-theatre kid

>>714687681
ZZZ

I'm in a room by myself and just shouting boo every time I don't laugh at a joke

>>714687706
>>714687708
jinx

I don't get this skit.

>>714687681
Z for Zregg

>>714687681
ZZZ

>>714687681
F

>>714687681
ZZZ

>>714687681
F for fecal

Matty...

>>714687681
D

>>714687681
ZZ

>>714687681
ZZZ, cancel the event

>>714687681
ZZZ, unironically at that. FUCK skits, FUCK scripted skits in particular. SPEEDRUNS motherfucker

>>714687681
ZZZ

>>714687683
Matty's looking good, seems like he lost some weight.

VIDEO GAMES?

>>714687681
Z

>>714687681
ZZZZZ

TROON SPOTTED ON THE COUCH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714687681
Z