Umamusume Pretty Derby
I still cant get Super Creek to win URA.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:50:49 AM
No.714727618
>>714730643
Do horses actually like eating carrots or is it just cheap feed?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:56:58 AM
No.714728120
>>714727968
Yeah, I owned horses and they love carrots, apples too.. Horse feed is cheaper than carrots.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:58:34 AM
No.714728242
>>714727953
Condor sucks so bad always comes in 6th or worse in her own race for me
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:59:32 AM
No.714728308
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:59:36 AM
No.714728314
>>714728690
Does Creek always get Under the Weather condition?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:04:10 AM
No.714728690
>>714728314
I think it took me 5 tries to get the URA win with Creek and everytime she got the debuff.
But around the 2nd years it turns into a buff.
Reminder Special Week was
>Abusive to mares
>Hated mating
>Grew up with Grass Wonder, randomly one day decided he hated him, never got over it. Hated him so much he hated chestnut coloured horses by association.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:11:58 AM
No.714729330
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:12:10 AM
No.714729348
>>714729098
Maybe horses are more like people than I thought
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:14:39 AM
No.714729536
Are there any others young and hip umas in the game yet?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:16:48 AM
No.714729668
โChestnut Horses could be hereโ Special Week thought. โIโve never been to this race course before. Chestnut horses could be anywhere.โ The warm Spring Tenno-sho air felt warm against her carrot-filled tummy. โI HATE GRASS WONDER!โ She thought as the beats of Umapyon reverberated through her entire body and washed away her (merited) fear of El Condor Pasa. โWith Uma Musume propagandizing your career, you can go anywhere you want.โ She thought to herself, out loud.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:17:05 AM
No.714729683
>>714730180
where is the fucking tier list of support cards you fucks
>>714727968
Is japanese kfc really that good?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:18:19 AM
No.714729763
>>714729812
>>714727426 (OP)
newfag here, what card do I have to reroll for with the free ssr ticket? rerolling is super easy in this game so might as well
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:18:54 AM
No.714729812
>>714736746
>>714729763
super creek or fine motion are the ones you want
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:19:23 AM
No.714729846
>>714729949
What happens when they're injured?
You're saving for her (card), right?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:20:02 AM
No.714729906
>>714738734
>>714729098
oh so they're the type of kemonomimi without human ears
those are pretty creepy desu
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:20:42 AM
No.714729949
>>714730610
>>714729846
The mood goes down and you can recover by going to a dreamworld
>>714729872
Fuck you 4chan I uploaded that image.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:21:02 AM
No.714729975
>>714730067
So horsegirl game is basically millenial+zoomer horse racing betting?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:21:03 AM
No.714729978
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:21:30 AM
No.714730018
>>714727426 (OP)
I like Special Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's so cute!!!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:21:40 AM
No.714730030
>>714729919
Ah yes four eared freaks now those are normal
faggot
>Spent an hour doing the stupid claw mission.
>3 star guaranteed ticket was a dupe of silence suzuka
Legitimately ruined my day.
can you breed the horsegirls?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:22:03 AM
No.714730060
>>714729964
anon i barely remember half the names of the cast that's in now, i have no fucking clue which horse you're posting if she's not added yet
what do you do _day 1_ of the training regime? Recreation for the mood increase?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:22:09 AM
No.714730067
>>714729975
No betting at all other then time. In fact one of its faults is one of the gameplay loops lasts too long for a gacha.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:22:15 AM
No.714730078
>>714729686
You do know the entire reason majority of fast food is so great overseas is because they have higher food standards, right? This is also the reason taco bell isn't all over the world because most countries deem it below levels set for human consumption
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:22:40 AM
No.714730116
>>714730054
You can watch your waifu hold hands with her waifu
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:22:43 AM
No.714730119
>>714729964
If you uploaded that image, then it would have been uploaded.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:22:46 AM
No.714730124
>>714730062
Speed. Never do recreation unless you have to, a lot of events increase mood anyway.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:23:05 AM
No.714730141
>>714730380
>>714730039
what mission? I want free 3 stars
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:23:05 AM
No.714730142
>>714730062
everything up until your first real race you just focus on getting friendship levels up
there's enough scenario events in ura that get your mood up that you don't need to recreation much
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:23:35 AM
No.714730184
>>714730054
Yes but they're all lesbians and they hold hands in order spiritually manifest a new horsegirl
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:23:59 AM
No.714730207
>>714729098
>Abusive to mares
>Hated mating
/v/ favorite horse
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:24:06 AM
No.714730209
the gameplay part is too long, this shouldn't be a gacha but a real game with a real prize, maybe season passes like Street Fighter.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:24:08 AM
No.714730215
>>714730062
most friends
then the one with the most friends
followed by the one with the most friends
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:24:30 AM
No.714730251
>>714730390
Stay Gold Factoids (1/3)
>Golshi's Dad
>Nicknamed โA precious silver and bronze collectorโ, for finishing in second or third places in many heavy prize races.
>Soccer Boy, the father of Narita Top Road and Hishi Miracle, is Stay Goldโs uncle.
>Both of his parents are ill-tempered horses, this was carried to him and many of his children as well.
>Yasutoshi Ikee, his assistant trainer: โThis guy is so ferocious I almost feel that he is a carnivore.โ
>Shigeharu Yamamoto, his groom: โHe isnโt some monster men canโt handle, he just thinks he is the greatest being in the world and always acts in his own will, own paces.โ
>Despite his small size (which gets carried to some of his son such as Dream Journey and Orfevre), he is very tough and energetic. He always had his eyes wide open and went rampage whenever he got a chance. This attitude never changed even after he retired.
>On his first day of training, he showed dominance to humans by standing on two legs almost twenty times, so the trainers had to give up their training plans.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:24:41 AM
No.714730272
>>714727426 (OP)
Why does Top Gun want to fuck me so bad
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:25:07 AM
No.714730305
>>714730180
>got fine motion, super creek, marvelous sunday, special week, tokai teio, twiin turbo, sweep toso, hish amazon, eishin flash and daitaku helios
Yeah, looks like I fucking won.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:25:07 AM
No.714730306
>>714731619
I'm seeing some island stuff on the jp uma side. when do we get that? How behind are we?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:26:13 AM
No.714730380
>>714730798
>>714730141
Finish the part 1 release celebration missions and you'll get a ticket to pull a random 3 star guaranteed.
>>714730251
Stay Gold Factoids (2/3)
>Stay Gold started his losing streak after he won the Akanko Tokubetsu on September 6, 1997. The race is an allowance race of under 9 million, which is an equivalent of 2-win class race today.
>The losing streak finally stopped on May 20, 2000 after he won the Meguro Kinen, with 28 races in between.
>He appeared in many heavy prize races at the time. However, when he was being introduced in the paddack, his best achievement was always โwinning the Akanko Tokubetsuโ, a sharp contrast to many other horses who may already have multiple titles.
>He received the moniker of โThe supreme commander of Akan-koโ because of this.
>This is obviously a parody of Special Weekโs โThe supreme commander of Japanโ.
>โAkanโ is the name of a lake in Hokkaido, but it also means โhopelessโ in Kansai dialect, so Akan-ko can mean โhopeless dude / hopeless kidโ.
>He is famous for being a late bloomer, only reaching his peak at 7Y.
>He ran from 1996-2001, competed many famous horses in 36 heavy prize races (20 of them were GI races.)
>He is the first Japanese-bred, Japanese trained horse to win a foreign GI race.
>Fathered Dream Journey, Fenomeno, Gold Ship, Nakayama Festa, Orfevre, Meiner Neos, El Dorado, Red Reveur, Admire Lead, Rainbow Line, Win Bright, Indy Champ, and Oju Chosan the legendary jump horse.
>fails a 8%
>fails a 9%
>gets a migraine the day before the race
FUCK YOU STUPID HORSE
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:27:20 AM
No.714730458
>>714730390
Stay Gold Factoids (3/3)
>He has the tendency to bite horses in front of him. One famous example is he attempted to bite Special Weekโs tail in the 1998 Japan Cup, not only causing himself to lose terribly, but may also caused Special Week to lose the race.
>For some unknown reason, Stay Gold runs extremely well when facing a horse from Godolphin.
>Examples include defeating Fantastic Light (which was one of the strongest horses in the world at the time) in the 2001 Dubai Sheema Classic, and defeating Ekraar miraculously in the 2001 Hong Kong Vase.
>One explanation is that Stay Gold doesnโt like the blue jockey shirt wear by Godolphin jockeys.
>Another explanation is that because Stay Gold is very prone to travel sickness, he actually became easier to control and exert better in overseas races.
>Some of Stay Goldโs children seem to inherit this โskillโ, such as Stay Foolish.
>Has the tendency to lean left when running, the problem is quite serious.
>His leaning problem almost killed Narita Top Road and the jockey Kunihiko Watanabe in the 2001 Kyoto Daishoten.
>Unlike Golshi, he is totally fine with the gates, and would enter the gate by himself without the jockey's command - swiftly and efficiently.
>He can turn his head almost 180 degrees and bite the ones who attempt to touch him from behind his neck.
>He mixed very well with the daughters of Mejiro McQueen, especially with Oriental Art (the mother of Dream Journey / Orfevre siblings).
>Oriental Art passed away on March 7, 2015 after giving birth to a son sired by Stay Gold, which was about a month after Stay Goldโs death. Oriental Art foaled seven children from Stay Gold, and is considered Stay Goldโs true wife.
>Another 'wife' candidate is Gold Shipโs mother, Point Flag.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:27:27 AM
No.714730464
>>714737968
Playing career with Gold Ship isn't good for my blood pressure. All of the late surgers really.
>>714727426 (OP)
>actual mobile looking ahhh game shilled on /v/
grim. at least genshin is a botw clone
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:27:35 AM
No.714730476
>>714730393
It's not her fault, she's just cursed... go easy on her...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:27:44 AM
No.714730491
>>714730641
>>714730393
She hates you because you can't even pronounce her name correctly
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:27:48 AM
No.714730495
>>714730641
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:27:51 AM
No.714730502
>>714730465
>ahhh
go back to tiktok
How generous is this game compared to other gachas? I want at least one copy of every horse girl and don't mind spending a reasonable amount of money.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:29:00 AM
No.714730595
>>714727426 (OP)
this isnt even a game. there is no gameplay. perfect for the modern braindead audience
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:29:09 AM
No.714730610
>>714730680
>>714729949
Is that what happens irl horse too?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:29:31 AM
No.714730641
>>714730495
>>714730491
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
HAPPI KAMU KAMU
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:29:33 AM
No.714730642
can we get a real horse reaction to uma derpy please
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:29:33 AM
No.714730643
>>714732324
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:30:06 AM
No.714730680
>>714730610
Varies depending on injury. Some will just retire and go segggs mares. If the injury is too severe for them to recover, they'll have to be put down for their own sake.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:31:04 AM
No.714730756
>>714730584
That's crazy man
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:31:21 AM
No.714730776
>>714731036
>>714729919
Earhood is a spectrum
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:31:47 AM
No.714730798
>>714731454
>>714730380
>I need to play with vodka AND with bakushin
fuck me I just started a career with Oguri...after that I'm gonna have to do 2 more?!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:31:47 AM
No.714730801
>>714730584
Somewhat. There's no such thing as a limited unit, once a character is in the pool it's in the pool. Furthermore, a lot of the beloved characters are low in rarity. The real bs is that you need to get 1*'s and 2*'s up to 3* (a slow process) to make them wear their race costume instead of a generic outfit.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:32:45 AM
No.714730869
3* inspiration onegai...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:33:25 AM
No.714730934
>>714730789
Hey I saw the other image last thread, post more
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:33:41 AM
No.714730952
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:35:02 AM
No.714731036
>>714730776
As expected from worse girl
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:38:12 AM
No.714731262
>>714738360
>declares she will win constantly
>wins
>people are le shocked by this
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:40:35 AM
No.714731430
>>714730465
Why don't you just add Mr contrarian to the name field
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:40:44 AM
No.714731442
>>714731789
>>714727953
What is that screen? I've never seen that layout.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:40:53 AM
No.714731454
>>714733224
>>714730798
Bakushin Is the easiest URA win in the game at least, just spam speed training and she'll destroy the competition.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:41:47 AM
No.714731528
>>714730054
Can? It's a must.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:42:25 AM
No.714731567
>>714731668
>>714731476
wtf is going on in sekirei
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:42:58 AM
No.714731619
>>714730306
>How behind are we?
4 years i believe, but the global release is going to speed through at an accelerated pace to catch up.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:43:13 AM
No.714731639
>>714731943
>>714731539
>badass sarashi horse gives birth the biggest loser of all time
what happened to her womb?
>>714731476
THEY GOT VINNY VINESAUCE!?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:43:44 AM
No.714731668
>>714731567
GDQ in the wrong category, it looks like.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:45:36 AM
No.714731789
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:45:50 AM
No.714731809
>>714732202
>>714730039
Bro why didn't you wait until you finished the missions first then use your 3star free voucher for Oguri or someone else?
>>714727968
my family owned a horse and he would drink cans of soda with a straw
he liked ginger ale
>>714730180
>Haru Urara
Surely it's not the one you can get by trading 10k friendship points right? She has no skills
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:47:18 AM
No.714731923
do events rerun in this game? i hopped on the train late and i doubt i'm going to finish the current event before its over.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:47:35 AM
No.714731938
>>714731864
just like the real haru!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:47:37 AM
No.714731943
>>714731639
He had 345 kids and many were good at what they did. Haru Urara just came out weird.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:48:21 AM
No.714731992
>>714729686
>Is Japanese kfc really that good?
It was in this moment that anon might realize the food in America is really, really bad.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:48:22 AM
No.714731996
nobody has the haru celebration?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:51:30 AM
No.714732202
>>714731809
I havent used my voucher yet, I got very lucky while rerolling and pulled silence suzuka and mihono in the same 10 pull, I can't complain with such a lucky start but it was still very annoying doing all that for a dupe.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:51:49 AM
No.714732226
>>714731539
I must go, who is the artist?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:52:01 AM
No.714732247
>>714731864
I assume she's useful in some later meta where people maximize stat bonuses
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:52:33 AM
No.714732279
>>714727426 (OP)
You need to have a big brain to train medium - long horse.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:52:44 AM
No.714732289
>>714731864
someone said in one of the past threads it's because her events heals fatigue
which i don't think it's that big of a deal since her stat is guts and events aren't replayable for the run anyway
i highly doubt that ss rank is justified
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:53:09 AM
No.714732324
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:53:10 AM
No.714732325
>>714732380
Carrots come very slowly after you've finished all the missions right? So realistically if I have 15k now I will never have enough for Kitasan?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:54:01 AM
No.714732380
>>714732325
New events will come, anon.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:57:59 AM
No.714732632
I finally won the URA with Daiwa Scarlet, but I had the weirdest run so far. I only finished 1st in the first two goals and the Arima Kinen, my stats were fine but my skills never activated.
Anyone have Bourbon? Is it worth using "break out of the pack" skills like Rice Shower's or Oguri Cap's for her? I don't have any front runners to inherit from and from the races I've seen of her, she doesn't really get huge leads like you would expect and always finishing races neck-and-neck with the runner-ups.
Also I'm not really sure what the condition for her unique skill is, what does "without faltering" mean?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:59:21 AM
No.714732724
>>714732884
Look at this fucking cock blockade
Goldshi won btw.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:00:43 AM
No.714732827
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING HORSE WITH A SPEED SPARK OHHH MY GODDD
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:00:46 AM
No.714732831
>>714733328
>>714732716
i've had her pop blue rose closer a few times since she only needs 1 overtake for it, but i don't have oguri
'without faltering' seems to be if she keeps stamina up and doesn't rush or get a late start? there's a website that has the details but i don't have the link
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:01:37 AM
No.714732884
>>714733229
>>714732724
When I take that "I can see you" or whatever its called skill, I find she can reliably break out of it or future ones later on. It really is made for her. Now if Uma Stan ever proc'd.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:02:58 AM
No.714733002
>>714733328
>>714732716
no faltering means no late start and no rushed. you can mitigate rush with wit but for late start all you can do is take the focus skill. focus is basically mandatory for all front runners
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:04:23 AM
No.714733109
Is every event card going to be a pain to max? Is it even worth it?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:04:32 AM
No.714733116
>>714730180
TOTAL URARA DOMINATION
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:06:14 AM
No.714733208
>>714733278
>>714731864
ALL of her events restore energy
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:06:21 AM
No.714733224
>>714731454
that's what you claim but I don't have all my speed cards leveled up. I need money and blue cards, fuck.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:06:25 AM
No.714733229
>>714732884
Uma Stan has a 0% chance to activate. It's a meme skill.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:07:01 AM
No.714733278
>>714733208
and half of them increase mood
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:07:27 AM
No.714733304
>>714727426 (OP)
how did you get a picture of my mom?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:07:52 AM
No.714733328
>>714733002
>>714732831
Oh that makes sense, I had a feeling as much. Are front runners more prone to getting late starts than the other strats? Bourbon has the highest frequency of late starts for me and I figured it's just because of bad luck.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:08:28 AM
No.714733382
>>714727426 (OP)
mods to make them tits bigger?
>>714727426 (OP)
>uma secondaries think 'horse girl' is a generic anime blob with clip on tail and ears
pathetic
if she doesn't have hooves and nice fat horse pussy then get that shit out my face.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:10:10 AM
No.714733497
>didn't get the quadruple speed rainbow for my best nice nature yet
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:11:09 AM
No.714733570
>>714733663
>>714733439
>BRO I'M NOT LIKE YOU FAKERS, I'M A REAL DEGENERATE! I LIKE REAL FREAKY SHIT!
I mean yeah sure, you can have that anon. Enjoy your centaur.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:11:16 AM
No.714733578
Super Creek does not allow condoms in the house.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:12:04 AM
No.714733628
>>714733505
nice nature looks cute. shame i don't have her, i'd love to run her in career.
>>714733505
how the hell did you get to 3* already
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:12:40 AM
No.714733663
>>714734531
>>714733570
i prefer full on feral. human male on feral female. MLP is great for that.
yeah, just hate you anime weebs are stepping on zoochad's toes.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:12:40 AM
No.714733665
>>714739862
Gentlemen. I love Narita Top Road.
>>714733643
bro has a 3 uncap fine motion, he's whaling
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:13:27 AM
No.714733712
>>714733808
>>714733505
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:14:10 AM
No.714733753
>>714733824
>>714731476
Is this the first gacha to get these kinds of numbers?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:14:30 AM
No.714733775
>>714733687
I didn't notice
Hope he keeps that up so I (we) can continue leeching
Get those high ranks bro
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:15:10 AM
No.714733808
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:15:22 AM
No.714733824
>>714733753
Genshin was much bigger
>10 pull appears in my gift box
i know i'm not gonna get kitasan to full uncap, should i save for biwa(who looks really cute) or go for supports to see if i can luckshit an upgrade for twin turbo
I love Mayano Top Road so much bros
I wanna go on grown-up dates with her
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:19:38 AM
No.714734125
>>714734080
She could easily force herself onto you. But wont because she knows she would hurt you.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:22:49 AM
No.714734335
How important is gaining fame for getting an A rating?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:23:31 AM
No.714734379
>>714734750
When are they gonna add a BBW character like other gachas
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:24:00 AM
No.714734416
>>714734080
>Top Road
literally who
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:24:10 AM
No.714734431
>>714734512
>>714733643
>>714733687
It's technically possible even without whaling, as long as you're willing to blow a fuckload of carrots on trainees instead of support cards. I managed to get her to 3* as a F2P
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:24:34 AM
No.714734459
are they going to add more horse pussy to the steam points shop? Party Dash had quite a bit.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:25:13 AM
No.714734512
>>714735715
>>714734431
Now get both a uncaped x3 fine motion and a 3* upgrade for free
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:25:31 AM
No.714734531
>>714733663
>animal fucker
>chad
just say you can't get pussy from a being who's sentient
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:25:51 AM
No.714734548
>>714734743
>>714733862
>its real
finna get Kitasan spark ong fr fr
cygenerous trust
>>714733862
>>714734548
Is everyone saving up for that Kitasan card? I only started a few days ago and I didn't think it was going to be possible, but maybe I'm not believing hard enough. How much carrots do you guys have now? Can we make it?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:29:10 AM
No.714734750
>>714734379
They'll all become BBWs (after retirement)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:29:12 AM
No.714734753
>>714735145
>1500 free Carats
Alright what did I miss?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:29:27 AM
No.714734781
embarrassing Oguri CRAP getting beaten by a default horse girl holy shit this race was so stressful because Rudolf was too fast and didn't have enough people to pass to trigger her level 4 special ability
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:29:28 AM
No.714734782
>>714734727
it's yuritarded
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:29:35 AM
No.714734786
>>714734743
>Is everyone saving up for that Kitasan card?
yes, it's a meta defining card for years
>>714734743
That's over 100 rolls, you'll get at least 1
>>714734743
i will simply befriend a whale who sets kitasan as their support card, and allow them to carry me forward
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:31:27 AM
No.714734924
>>714734820
Fuck no I ain't rolling without a spark ready, I've been on this road one too many times
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:31:31 AM
No.714734927
>>714734976
>>714734876
i hope you have both creek and motion then
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:32:13 AM
No.714734976
>>714734927
i have creek! motion will come in time.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:32:49 AM
No.714735008
>>714734876
I was following someone who had a 45 creek and then they fucking changed it.
>>714734820
>roll 100 times
>get dupes and Air Shakur
what now?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:34:00 AM
No.714735078
I'm gonna kick some mexican ASS
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:34:11 AM
No.714735089
>>714734080
Mayano Top Kek will crush your pelvis. Is that really worth it?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:34:16 AM
No.714735092
>>714734727
Goldshi is STILL smashing horse pussy as we speak
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:34:40 AM
No.714735116
>>714734820
>he thinks 1 is enough
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:35:04 AM
No.714735145
My uma cooks for me
>>714734753
Cygenerous
>>714731653
he hates it so no need to worry
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:35:38 AM
No.714735178
I rolled for horses with the free money
>>714731653
Vinny vinesauce hated it. He doesn't have the stats autism required
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:37:35 AM
No.714735306
ANOTHA ONE
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:37:38 AM
No.714735309
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:38:28 AM
No.714735360
>>714735431
Everyone is playing a lot and I mean a lot. I hope you all are taking breaks so you don't get burnt out of the experience when more umamusume-chans come to global
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:38:29 AM
No.714735363
>missed free fent from the dealers
never gonna download the umas now
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:38:46 AM
No.714735379
>>714735494
>>714731476
more people are watching someone play than Steam has concurrent players?
What the fuck is wrong with the younger generation?
i still don't know when to train guts
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:39:09 AM
No.714735404
i really like scarlet, she cute
>>714735149
>>714735280
to be fair, vinny just doesn't enjoy new games anymore in general
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:39:34 AM
No.714735431
>>714735360
I burn out every time a roll gives me all dupes (every time) or a career ends because fucked rng (every time)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:40:07 AM
No.714735467
vsauce joey would never
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:40:21 AM
No.714735478
>>714735728
>>714735398
never
okay the real answer is when you're early on and need to build friendships and there's 3+ people there or if there's an important support hint there
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:40:31 AM
No.714735487
>>714735728
>>714735398
literally never (unless you can get friendship up for like 4 or more support cards)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:40:37 AM
No.714735494
>>714735379
>younger generation
Uses phones which steam does not track
>>714731476
I don't understand people who watch streamers religiously
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:41:04 AM
No.714735528
>>714735256
Don't worry about it, the people here obsessed with only getting support cards are lessening the fun of the game for themselves. You can have a very comfortable pve experience just playing like you want. Even the fabled Kitasan isn't that important if you aren't looking to be a pvp tryhard.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:41:44 AM
No.714735578
>>714735515
streamers just replaced tv for the current generation
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:41:45 AM
No.714735580
>>714735427
yeah i saw it from a mile away that he'd hate it from the moment he said he doesn't play monster rancher but it is funny that mike is more enjoying it than him honestly
>>714734820
>>714735073
bold of you to think you'll even get an SSR
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:42:45 AM
No.714735634
>>714735816
>>714734743
>>714733862
Most people (with a modicum of forward planning an impulse control) rolled their 40 starter pulls and then haven't pulled again yet, the kitasan banner is as much for filling out SRs and expanding your starter deck as it is to pull the meme card. If you have a spark ready and don't roll you're retarded.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:43:21 AM
No.714735669
>>714735515
it's mostly 2nd monitor stuff, not like they're sitting there with 100% focus
it's like having the radio on
>new peak again
Horse pussy strong.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:43:46 AM
No.714735695
I fucking love Taiki!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:43:56 AM
No.714735715
>>714734512
I didn't mean to imply that that anon ISN'T a whale. Just felt obligated to point out that it's possible to promote a 1* to 3* this early if you tunnel-vision hard enough
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:44:01 AM
No.714735720
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:44:12 AM
No.714735728
>>714735487
>>714735478
okay good because that's the only time I ever train it
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:44:24 AM
No.714735743
>>714736149
>>714735601
ain't no way
is there no pity?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:45:16 AM
No.714735789
>>714735601
Uhhh skill issue
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:45:19 AM
No.714735794
>>714736153
>>714735601
link to this so I can pretend to gacha
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:45:33 AM
No.714735815
>>714735673
sell signal. this is definitely the peak. blue archive is playing the long game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:45:36 AM
No.714735816
>>714735943
>>714735634
Yeah but the question is CAN you even get a spark accumulated between now until then? The most I've seen people at with their carats is at 15k-20k.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:45:50 AM
No.714735826
>>714735946
>[Watching season 2 before the game came out]
>"I wonder what's the personality of that Teio roomate who shows up for 2 minutes total"
>[Play the game]
>Mayano Top Gun: "Haha trainer I would suck your dick under the table... as a joke of course!"
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:46:06 AM
No.714735847
10% feels like 90% from how often I've been failing
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:46:08 AM
No.714735849
when is the breeding mini game where i whore out my horse for money
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:47:38 AM
No.714735941
>>714729686
KFC in Japan is regarded as probably the best in the world in terms of regional franchise quality.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:47:39 AM
No.714735943
>>714735816
I still have a lot of story and character events to view and a bunch of first time trophies to get, so I assume the answer is "yes, pretty easily if you actually play."
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:47:41 AM
No.714735946
>>714736005
>>714735826
>>>>>>as a joke
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:48:37 AM
No.714735993
>>714736206
>450 wit
>Front runner
>Late start
>Late start
>Late start
>18th place
xD
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:48:47 AM
No.714736004
How I feel when I hit the bottom option after Ura fails a ten percent training.
>"STOP. FUCKING. MOVING."
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:48:47 AM
No.714736005
>>714735946
doing adult things with Mayano Top Gun!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:48:55 AM
No.714736019
>get warned generals belong on /vg/
>this general still exists
I don't think she's going to make it through URA bros...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:50:46 AM
No.714736141
best way to farm event points is just using the support cards that give a bonus and then rush through career with bakushin, right?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:50:55 AM
No.714736149
>>714735743
at 200 pulls for one ssr
GO THIS WAY
MOU KOWAKUNAIIII
KONO SAKI NA NIGGA MATTEI YOUTO MO
SHINJITE
MAE EEEEEE
MAE EEEEEE
SOU MAE EEEEEE
KIMI O NOSETEEEEEEEEEE
>>714735794
https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator
Average seems to be around 4 SSRs in 100 rolls
I personally believe that whenever you roll you always lose so I'm not rolling til I have a guarantee, even if that means I have to skip
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:51:04 AM
No.714736157
>whores gets sick right before a vacation so you can't cure it
>started the game because of Scarlet
>ended liking Vodka's career story much more
...welp!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:51:48 AM
No.714736201
>>714735673
What are the chances of this game surpassing Limbus' all time peak (80k)?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:51:57 AM
No.714736206
>>714736430
>>714735993
bro.. your guts?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:51:59 AM
No.714736208
>>714736351
>>714736103
how did you even raise a stupid rudolf, every attempt i had with her her wit just kept going up no matter what i did
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:52:12 AM
No.714736218
>>714736103
What's all that stamina for, running in place? Stupid
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:52:15 AM
No.714736221
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:53:54 AM
No.714736336
>>714736153
>try 100 rolls
>get 2 super creeks and 4 other ssrs
you motherfucker! you tricked me and stole my luck! now i'll never roll kitasan!!!!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:53:55 AM
No.714736337
>>714736758
>Game blows up purely on the motion of shitposts and word of mouth online
You love to see it. It's genuinely fun as well which is why people are enjoying it.
It makes me embarassed for the companies that spent like millions getting popular streamers to play their dogshit ass game to try to blow it up.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:54:09 AM
No.714736351
>>714736208
my legacies are shit and she has horrible skills so I just tried to focus on making her not die in the long career races.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:54:10 AM
No.714736352
>>714736189
>cheating on scarlet
>WITH VODKA
scum
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:54:36 AM
No.714736391
>>714736152
>first thing I put on the jukebox when I get on
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:54:40 AM
No.714736402
>>714736774
>>714736189
Same thing happened to me, she's such a cute autistic tomboy.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:55:05 AM
No.714736430
>>714736206
I thought wit mitigated late start
Anyway I used a clock, didn't get late start, and went from 18th to 1st place
I hate the rng so much
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:55:26 AM
No.714736461
>>714736189
honestly so true, i love my cool motorcycle-riding wife who hauls me into the winner's circle and openly calls me her partner while scarlet seethes in 5th.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:55:34 AM
No.714736467
>>714736189
i like them both but scarlet is cuter
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:56:08 AM
No.714736510
>>714736153
I've gotten three SSR horses (one gotten from the free ticket) and I've played for like sixteen hours?
Spent no money, and I'm pretty sure I've only pulled the fifteen horses roll like five-seven times. I'm satisfied with my horse bitches, just rolling cards now.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:57:24 AM
No.714736595
>>714736153
>do 10 pulls of both horse and cards
>get 1 3 star and a worthless SSR, everything else 1 star or Rs
wow it's eerily accurate to the actual game
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:58:25 AM
No.714736664
>>714736534
>Log in
>BAKUSHIN SHIN
It wouldn't be the same without it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:58:40 AM
No.714736687
what support works for late surger or front liner? where is a site that lets me filter the fucking cards instead of opening them one by one like goose
>>714727426 (OP)
Mommy milkies...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:59:12 AM
No.714736720
>>714737713
>>714736534
>open game
>go to jukebox
>request Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:59:44 AM
No.714736746
>>714736884
>>714729812
Are those SSR support cards?
>>714736337
The girls could be more coomer in their designs. Censorship and across the board 3d sticcs doesn't help. Personalities and somewhat legit gameplay helps. The main game made takes forever to play as far as a gatchas goes.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:00:07 AM
No.714736774
>>714737429
>>714736402
>"Vroooom, vrooom!"
>"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WATCHING ME?!"
I'm afraid her campaign mode is peak, anon. Make sure you pick the option for her to train on the bike during a story scene if you want to watch her autistically pretending to ride a motorcycle.
>>714736714
>60 URA careers completed
>Never even seen the onsen ticket spawn once
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:00:41 AM
No.714736820
>>714736714
I haven't gotten the stupid onsen ticket in like 20 careers and you get it with the busty mommy one fuck you
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:01:20 AM
No.714736851
>>714736758
I forgot to mention the horse races are actually fun to watch too so that helps streamers.
>>714731476
Where is blue archive?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:01:44 AM
No.714736883
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:01:44 AM
No.714736884
>>714737141
I'm high is this a good one?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:02:23 AM
No.714736934
>>714736803
I had it once and then the horse went out of her way to get last three times in a row in the finals while being the no 2 fav
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:03:05 AM
No.714736986
>>714737048
>>714736758
>sticcs
Uma just has designs that appeal to the Japanese consumer. Americans tastes are different.
>>714736986
>posts a child
OH WOW, NIHONGO SO BASED PACHPACHI. Fucking pedo.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:04:36 AM
No.714737095
>>714737190
>>714736758
>The girls could be more coomer in their designs
Yeah I don't mind that it's more conservative than other gacha but panty shots and leotards would be nice. Also all umas should get to wear bloomers not just mares.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:04:44 AM
No.714737108
>>714736920
no
she gets put in the cuck box every single fucking race
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:05:05 AM
No.714737141
>>714737197
>>714736884
This is a good roll right?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:05:16 AM
No.714737149
>>714736920
She's pretty good, I rolled her as well on like my second pull. Haven't used her yet because I just thought she was too good so I've stuck to being abused by Tachyon and Goldship and taking care of a special needs child, aka Ura
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:05:33 AM
No.714737173
>>714736854
Most of the meat and potatoes comes from the story, so it doesn't exactly make for an interesting twitch stream compared to a horse race.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:05:38 AM
No.714737181
Bros why can't I have sex with Twin Turbo?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:05:38 AM
No.714737182
>>714737048
Cry more sharty
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:05:41 AM
No.714737190
>>714737256
>>714737095
Every race has constant panty shots and upskirts
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:05:46 AM
No.714737197
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:05:52 AM
No.714737205
dios mio el oguri capa
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:06:34 AM
No.714737242
>>714737429
>>714731653
>>714735149
>>714735280
>>714735427
Vin played it as he usually plays his Ninty/Kojima slop, he just pressed the same 3 buttons and expected to win. Turns out not all games work like that.
Watching his mods fumble the bets as he started skipping was embarrassing too.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:06:47 AM
No.714737256
>>714737190
I thought they all wore spats under their skirts?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:06:47 AM
No.714737258
>>714736803
>39 careers completed
>Got the hot spring ticket ONCE
>...On one of my early Urara runs that didn't even make it to the URA Finale, let alone win
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:07:12 AM
No.714737289
Could you afford your uma's food bills?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:08:55 AM
No.714737404
>>714737723
>>714737048
Sorry it's deleted now, I didn't mean to offend you but you should probably be playing a different game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:09:13 AM
No.714737429
>>714737242
Cool thanks for the great post, now let's stop trying to turn this into an e-celeb cancer thread.
>>714736774
Way ahead of you bro, that was partly what sold me.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:09:18 AM
No.714737435
>>714737376
No. Oguri would bankrupt me then eat me.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:09:24 AM
No.714737442
so you need good inheritance before you can start actually finishing the finale, right? i haven't been able to scratch the semifinals and i'm not sure whether it's my legacy or my training that's the issue
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:09:26 AM
No.714737445
>>714737483
>>714737376
I can barely afford my own
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:09:55 AM
No.714737483
>>714737530
>>714737445
Rice and beans and vitamins.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:10:27 AM
No.714737530
>>714737483
Vitamins cost too much
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:10:37 AM
No.714737538
>>714730390
A lose streak doesn't sound so bad when you remember this isnt 1v1 or 5v5
Its 1v16 or some shit
At that point getting silver and bronze is just as hard
Do you think you'll still be playing this in a few months?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:11:16 AM
No.714737583
>>714737541
almost certainly not
but i'm having fun while it lasts
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:12:09 AM
No.714737648
>>714737541
all depends if i get kitasan
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:12:23 AM
No.714737672
>>714739725
I can't be the only one who feels a bit uncomfortable in a good way when playing Ura's career right?
It genuinely feels like she's supposed to come across as a bit mentally disabled or something, with a heart of gold. She just runs in all these small time races and you're always there to try to lift her back up and help her.
Then when you finally achieve her dream of running in a standard G1 race which is a cakewalk for most other horses, she fucks up, fails, and cries as you comfort her.
Fuck, man....... FUCK!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:12:32 AM
No.714737678
>>714737541
depends on how many new trainees and scenarios are coming out
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:12:57 AM
No.714737713
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:13:04 AM
No.714737723
>>714737792
>>714737404
Anon...I was joking...I'm actually a lolicon, I just shitpost as an anti-lolicon because it cracks me up.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:13:28 AM
No.714737764
>>714737541
It's entirely dependant on how generous cygames are for casuals/dolphins. If they offer enough gems and free rolls to let f2p stay moderately competitive then sure, raising sims are few and far between, and this one has a cute gimmick and decent production. If they jew hard and treat is like a quick cashgrab then they'll lose all the goodwill they have atm pretty quickly.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:13:52 AM
No.714737792
>>714737945
>>714737723
what's this 130cm horse's story?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:14:05 AM
No.714737813
>>714737541
if they dont act like faggots, then ya probably.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:14:44 AM
No.714737859
>>714735149
He can't play anything that isn't BINGtendo these days.
>>714737541
Yeah I'm invested in the entire universe honestly. I could possibly be more in.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:15:02 AM
No.714737876
>>714737376
I can't even afford my own food bills
I haven't eaten non-processed meat in months what the fuck is this economy
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:15:12 AM
No.714737891
>>714737541
Dunno, there's a lot of shit and mechanics I haven't fully wrapped my head around, and while making number go up is pretty engaging, I can see the massive time-investment these career things take burning me out in the long run
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:15:32 AM
No.714737917
>>714736920
not really, but her unique skill is good to slap on other late surgers via legacy.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:15:53 AM
No.714737945
>>714737792
As a wise horse scholar once said:
"Nishino Flower Factoids
>Her design is meant to make her look small as the real filly was really small, which made training stables refuse to take her in at first.
>One trainer, Masahiro Matsuda, looked at her and was hesitant. When recalling the first time he saw Nishino Flower, he said she was โall legs and no width, like Bambiโ and that โher own sneeze could knock her overโ. But he had a gut feeling about her and took her into his stable.
>She had a bad temper and did not get along with humans. She lost many races due to not obeying the jockey's commands.
>Nishino Flower had 11 children who were all pretty successful.
>There are scenarios where she interacts with Seiun Sky, Agnes Tachyon and Taiki Shuttle. This is because she mated with all of them in real life.
>Seiun Sky, however, was considered her 'true love'.
>Notably Nishino Daisy (their off-spring) won the 2022 Nakayama Daishogai, making him the first descendant of Seiun Sky to win a GI. He beat the strong 9 JGI winner Oju Chosan.
>Some scenario's will jokingly have Taiki Shuttle 'stealing' Nishino away from Seiun to play into this history
>She was buried beside Seiun Skyโs grave after she passed away.
>Nishino Flower is regarded by Nishiyama as the saviour of the farm. The horseโs excellent performance earned enough prize money to save the farm from the verge of bankruptcy. Her epitaph says: โFrom a genius girl to a great mother, we are showing our gratitude here to the famous mare that saved Nishiyama Farm.โ
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:16:01 AM
No.714737953
>>714739545
>>714737376
>Maintaining a racehorse in training costs about $40,000 to $50,000 per year on average,
jesus truly the sport of kings
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:16:12 AM
No.714737968
>>714730464
Lmao
I've had two careers with Goldship and 2 finishes
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:16:50 AM
No.714738020
>>714737376
my dates with Mayano would leave both my bank account and balls drained
I kinda wish there was a mode where a career took way longer and each turn had more to do.
Training a uma over weeks would really make the races even tenser.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:17:20 AM
No.714738050
>>714737865
>Strong Zero launches in the UK
>6%
>5x the price
I lived on that shit when I lived in Japan, why does the monkey's paw have to curl like this.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:17:50 AM
No.714738081
>>714737541
yea, I'm even going to start watching the anime because of the game
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:18:04 AM
No.714738098
>>714738330
>>714737865
beers don't even work on horses the alchool is just instantly devoured by their liver WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:19:11 AM
No.714738182
>>714739185
>>714738029
maybe new scenarios will go on for longer. JP anons might know.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:20:59 AM
No.714738312
>>714738378
>spend all 8000 or w/e carats on support card scouting
>don't get the two names everyone says are meta
>no way to see if i even got anything good
>no new horses because i spent all my gemeralds on support cards instead of horses
feels soulless man
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:21:13 AM
No.714738330
>>714743519
>>714738098
>douijins where a girl get's drugged can't exist with Umas because they reguarly snort enough cocaine to kill 10 people before races.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:21:14 AM
No.714738331
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:21:30 AM
No.714738353
>>714738029
>Training a uma over weeks
i'm not a JP player so I dunno future scenarios but definitely wouldn't work with how mobile gacha games usually designed where they want you to finish a single game loop within a few hours max
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:21:35 AM
No.714738360
>>714731262
>makes Teio dogeza to her and cry and shid and fard herself to death
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:21:44 AM
No.714738372
Can I marry my horse?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:21:48 AM
No.714738378
>>714738450
>>714738312
anonโฆ the meta is to save 1 ten pull for horsesโฆ
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:22:13 AM
No.714738409
>>714737541
Once the free gems stop I'm done
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:22:25 AM
No.714738424
>>714738029
You're going to LOVE MANT
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:22:52 AM
No.714738450
>>714738528
>>714738378
i checked the archive and all i saw was people posting "spend everything on support cards"
lmao
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:23:26 AM
No.714738501
>vodka's career takes a five minute stop so she can say that salarymen are the real heroes
these devs are patronizing their audienceโฆ
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:23:44 AM
No.714738520
>>714738754
>>714736153
>tried simulator
oi :^)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:23:48 AM
No.714738528
>>714738817
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:25:32 AM
No.714738667
Thank you Super Creek, I needed that ...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:26:19 AM
No.714738714
>>714738785
>mfw URA finals, last clock, onsen tickets on the line at the edge of my seat with an elevated heart rate and dilated pupils as i watch Mcqueen break through the box, activate 4 skills in the last 400 meters and dash across 6 places to win by a neck
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:26:39 AM
No.714738734
>>714729098
What a based horse
>>714729906
White Lightning. What a lad.
>>714730180
>winning ticket
>cant win
lmao
>>714731846
>he would drink cans of soda with a straw
>he liked ginger ale
great taste. good horse
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:26:41 AM
No.714738737
>>714737541
It's too early to tell if I'll get bored of the game entirely, but at the very least I doubt I'll still be playing it on a daily basis once the initial wave of launch-window free shit dries up
I figure it'll probably just become the sort of game that I boot up every once in a while to play a run or two, similar to other roguelites like Slay the Spire
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:27:01 AM
No.714738754
>>714738520
that means you're due buy in game now
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:27:25 AM
No.714738785
>>714741779
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:27:50 AM
No.714738817
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:28:19 AM
No.714738843
>>714739636
>"She moved to a farm upstate"
>it's not a euphemism for euthanasia
>she actually moved to a farm upstate
i love her
i wonder if she understands her fame
>>714727426 (OP)
Anyone know how painless it is playing the same account on both steam and tablet at the same time?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:30:33 AM
No.714739000
>>714738906
>at the same time
doing anything in one instantly kills the other client
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:30:39 AM
No.714739013
>>714738906
Completely painless i've been going back and forth without any issues, the only issue is that paid carats only show up in the platform you bought them in
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:30:43 AM
No.714739019
>>714738906
Ridiculously easy. You create a password and log-in with your account ID and password.
I'm addicted to goldship after learning about the real horse
Wtf
https://youtu.be/N2oohM_EjDc?t=2m2s
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:31:16 AM
No.714739053
>>714737541
If I eventually get tired of it I think I will start watching the anime since it seems 90% of it is racing KINO
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:31:20 AM
No.714739059
>>714739189
>just grind careers to get event points
>use the shitty supports that give the bonus
>still win every race first try
i think a 3 year old could win a bakushin career
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:31:41 AM
No.714739089
>>714742541
>Live in Japan
>hate the cancer of reading katakana names and looking up certain kanjis I dont know yet
>try to play ENG version
>region blocked
its a rough life
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:32:35 AM
No.714739158
If I reroll and get one of the meta support cards, what do I do with remaining rolls? Horse girls? Roll support cards so I can fail to get another meta card? Save them so that I can get mad when I fail to roll the next meta support card?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:32:59 AM
No.714739185
>>714738029
>>714738182
No. Every scenario is basically the same thing with some new gimmick that makes it easier to get a bigger grade.
The 3rd one is all about running races with minimum training, not sure if you'll enjoy that.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:33:00 AM
No.714739189
>>714739059
this one even ended up being my best bakushin even with worse support cards
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:33:47 AM
No.714739250
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:33:54 AM
No.714739259
ok I finished the first two seasons and the movie, are you happy? holy FUCK the attention to detail and all the inside horse racing lore packed into each episode is mind-boggling. I get why people obsess over this shit so much
Gold Ship best uma btw
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:35:08 AM
No.714739337
What's the better path for career?
Center Stage or Path to Fame?
>bakushin's career where (You) trick her into only competing in sprints even though she wants to win the triple crown
>bourbon's has you rescuing her from a trainer trying to do the same and put her into the triple crown even though she's a sprinter by nature
the messaging got mixedโฆ
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:36:15 AM
No.714739413
>>714739342
tbf it's a different (You) for each girl, so...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:38:00 AM
No.714739545
>>714737953
The only people getting into it are Arab oil barons, Chinese moguls and Indian Elon Musks
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:38:18 AM
No.714739567
anyone here has a maxed out super creek card?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:38:43 AM
No.714739598
>>714739049
fucking based
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:38:55 AM
No.714739615
>>714739342
bourbon can handle it
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:39:12 AM
No.714739636
>>714738843
Some horses do but not completely of the scale. Like they can handle themselves on crowds, know when people are coming to pet them, and when CHILDREN are coming to pet them. They might not understand being winners (or losers) but they understand when people are happy or angry.
Overall they're happy just being fed and safe with possibly open space. If they were work horses, like some race and draft horses were, you might have to wind down what they use to do so they suddenly get super depressed not doing what they use to do all the time. Luckily most race horses don't see what they do as something they NEED to do so are pretty okay with living a lazy life outside of needing to blow off the zooms once in awhile.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:39:50 AM
No.714739671
what the fuck is going on anymore?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:40:37 AM
No.714739725
>>714740001
>>714737672
Honestly I can't imagine how fucking painful it would be to experience the whole ordeal in real time
Imagine taking months of training, bounding with her and winning minor accomplishments
Only to see her dreams crushed in a single race
I think I wouldn't be able to handle it...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:41:12 AM
No.714739778
>>714739342
>Bourbon wants to fulfill a life long promise made to her father when she was a kid, as she fondly remembers it as one of the rare times he showed any apparent emotion
>Bakushin wants to be fast
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:41:16 AM
No.714739784
>>714740275
>>714739049
this game is doing a really good job at getting me interested in horse racing, the only related game i played before this was that kairosoft one.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:41:50 AM
No.714739838
REMINDEr that Umas CAN manhandle the average trainer easily but they're too stupid to ever realize that
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:41:59 AM
No.714739848
Why the fuck does Oguri have so many Arima Kinen? Fuck this gay ass race. I don't have the 800 brazilion stamina required.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:42:06 AM
No.714739862
>>714733665
Thank you for this image. I have been waiting to save this for awhile lol.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:42:29 AM
No.714739887
>>714739342
Bakushin has delusions of grandeur
Bourbon has robo endurance
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:42:57 AM
No.714739914
>>714739049
GOLDO SHIPPU
TSUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:43:30 AM
No.714739954
>>714736854
No real gameplay, no real entertainment or fun value. So no views, just artificial astroturfing.
How can I better prepare the umas that are suited for medium or long races, especially for mediums that get thrown a few important long races in the middle and end of their career? I always start out decent by building a good amount of speed but always end up flubbing it when I end up trying to balance out my stamina and power along the way.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:44:18 AM
No.714740001
>>714739725
I would take her out to get carrot ice cream or something then bring her to the old shopkeepers she helps out to congratulate her on being able to run in the race of her dreams.
>Then I'd go home and cry myself to sleep.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:44:58 AM
No.714740051
>>714740432
>>714739960
>especially for mediums that get thrown a few important long races in the middle and end of their career
get swinging maestro
Are there branching paths to the careers? Like can Vodka actually win the Derby or is it scripted?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:46:10 AM
No.714740137
>>714740076
>his vodka lost the derby
the only one she can't win is the arima kainen
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:46:26 AM
No.714740147
>>714740076
Vodka can beat Scarlet during their first race if that's what you're talking about, I managed to do it.
how the fuck does Top Gun's ult work? it just never activates, is she a front runner or pace chaser?
>goes 1st the whole race
>falls behind to late and end runners
>nothing
>switch to pace
>final straight, right behind the 1st
>nothing
???
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:47:31 AM
No.714740234
>>714740076
my vodka beat the shit out of scarlet in every single race they had
then immediately ate shit in the URA finale
i have no idea what i did wrong
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:48:00 AM
No.714740267
>Won by Distance
Damn I've only seen that on Urara's final career race
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:48:04 AM
No.714740275
>>714739784
All according to keiku...
Yes Gaijin, go to your local horse race track and start betting on the horse Skibidi Rizz
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:48:13 AM
No.714740292
>>714740392
>>714740076
You can theorically win every race, even the scripted ones.
Is it possible to win on turf as Ura? What's the method for getting our loser a win?
>>714740292
you can win the ones that say "run in ______"?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:49:51 AM
No.714740410
>>714739960
Balance stats but really it relies on skills. There's shitload of useful ones unique to Pacers that that are good as well on longs. If you're talking about food shop who has a mix of both long- mediums and longs, not as easy to set up for her no matter what.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:50:02 AM
No.714740421
>>714740679
Would you let goldship fuck your mare?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:50:06 AM
No.714740432
>>714740051
What if Super Creek refuses to give it to me?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:50:17 AM
No.714740448
is this a skill-based game? Or is it all RNG and star level slop?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:50:56 AM
No.714740479
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:51:18 AM
No.714740509
>>714740630
>had the entire week off from work and have to go back in tomorrow
no... i don't want to go...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:51:25 AM
No.714740523
>>714737541
probably, but gonna have to find a way to rush a bit the daily missions
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:51:28 AM
No.714740529
>>714740183
Top Cun's skill activates for me all the time as front.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:52:25 AM
No.714740604
>>714740392
yeah, but you'll need good inheritance and shit. haru can win the arima kainen
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:52:25 AM
No.714740605
>>714742661
>>714740392
Yeah. Most of them are artificially scripted by the uma having bad compatibilities like Urara, or giving the rival umas strong stats/skills.
You'll need to abuse the spark system and get powerful cards to win in those cases, but it eventually gets very doable.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:52:43 AM
No.714740630
>>714740509
Just play on your phone bro
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:53:05 AM
No.714740663
>>714740379
You gotta breed her so she's suited for Turf.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:53:15 AM
No.714740673
>>714740775
>Gold Ship is actually an autismo irl
You learn something new every day.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:53:17 AM
No.714740679
>>714740421
>Would you let goldship fuck yo-
yes
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:53:18 AM
No.714740681
>>714740379
triple turf spark, at a minimum
>>714740673
if an uma has a character quirk it's inspired by the real life horse
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:56:21 AM
No.714740894
>>714740775
does that mean Top Cun wanted to fuck his trainer all the time?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:56:22 AM
No.714740896
>>714740979
Sheโs so happy lads.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:56:45 AM
No.714740941
>>714737541
>Watched the Anime from Pretty Derby S1 all the way to Cinderella Gray
>Played the game
>Reminds me of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2 gameplay loop wise
>Idolm@ster interactions
Yes I will. I am deeply invested in the universe despite it being slow at first.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:57:20 AM
No.714740979
>>714740896
Teio's smile is a ray of sunshine
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:57:54 AM
No.714741014
>>714739342
Each girl's trainer is (You), but not the same (You).
>>714740775
does that mean Oguri Cap was a fatass that did nothing but eat nonstop?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:59:22 AM
No.714741120
>>714740775
Usually but not always
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:59:23 AM
No.714741121
>>714731476
>Sekirei
What?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:59:41 AM
No.714741148
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:59:47 AM
No.714741154
>>714737541
I only got into Umamusume like 1 month ago via the anime, actually quite close to the game release but I wasn't thinking of the game at all, just wanted something to watched and decided to give it ago.
Suffice to say, I really enjoyed the series.
>>714740775
Not always, Daiwa is a tsun ingame but the irl horse is actually a dere
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:00:30 AM
No.714741212
>>714741078
Yeah, IIRC the horse would try to eat its bedding it was such a fatty. Another horse, Hishi Miracle, was like that too but to a lesser extent.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:00:41 AM
No.714741226
>>714741078
he was a skinny foal who couldn't even walk until he ate a shitton of food and became what he is known now
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:01:01 AM
No.714741248
>>714741078
desu, TBs eat alot. The one I took care of had issues putting on weight even though she was doing nothing most of the time.
>>714741180
is it true that daiwa scarlet's owner paid the devs to make her tits bigger so that she'd get more fans than her real life rivals?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:01:41 AM
No.714741304
>>714741360
What should I be spending Carats on? How many should I be saving for the future? I've got about 3K left from just claiming the starter rewards and I got Super Creek.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:01:45 AM
No.714741312
Can my iphone 7 plus play this without explode?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:02:16 AM
No.714741340
>>714741257
More like made it a condition to allow Daiwa in the game. And it was to be specifically bigger than Vodka.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:02:31 AM
No.714741360
>>714741694
>>714741304
Support cards and nothing else.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:02:37 AM
No.714741367
>>714741257
i thought it was that the owner would only allow scarlet to be in the game if her tits are bigger than vodka's
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:04:05 AM
No.714741454
>>714741754
>>714736854
Streamers can't exactly wank to doujin on stream.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:04:09 AM
No.714741464
>>714741523
Are there more Sakura [name] O horses in JP? Are they all retarded too? The one in Cinderella Grey seems pretty normal and very cute
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:05:19 AM
No.714741523
>>714742024
>>714741464
Two more Sakura umas, but rather than dumb, they are actually succubuses in uma form.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:05:31 AM
No.714741539
At long last
A good veteran uma for my noob ass
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:06:21 AM
No.714741591
>>714741257
Any links for this, sounds funny
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:07:59 AM
No.714741674
>>714741961
>even horses have best friends to play video games with
Whatโs your excuse /v/?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:08:20 AM
No.714741694
>>714742768
>>714741360
Don't be ridiculous.
>>714741454
>no porn allowed
>800 submissions in THE porn convention
how??
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:09:32 AM
No.714741779
>>714738785
at this point it wouldn't surprise me to see an Umamusume X Dodgers collab
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:10:15 AM
No.714741831
>>714741754
There's a massive amount of non H doujinshi and that's usually where a lot the community memes and stuff are found. It's actually sad how lots of the non H stuff doesn't get uploaded because they're usually really funny and how we get stuff like
>a cat is fine too
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:10:19 AM
No.714741836
>>714741754
Through dick, unity.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:11:44 AM
No.714741918
>>714741754
Contrary to popular belief, not all doujins are hentai.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:12:26 AM
No.714741961
>>714741674
The one on the left is a bay and the one on the right is a sorrel.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:12:42 AM
No.714741978
>>714733439
There's a name for what you posted, that's a centaur. "Horse girls" are "girls" (as in female humans) with some horse characteristics.
>King Halo gets NEGATIVE skills
who the fuck designed her Career to be so brutal
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:13:24 AM
No.714742015
>>714742287
Bakushin is SMART
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:13:30 AM
No.714742024
>>714741523
Very cool, looking forward to her
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:15:45 AM
No.714742157
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:17:13 AM
No.714742238
>>714742005
Goldship also gets a skill that specifically makes late starts even worse for her, mimicking the 12 billion yen incident
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:17:19 AM
No.714742251
>>714743026
I feel like I'm making zero progress without rolling for support cards
Anyone has won against El Conder in the Event Race? I think I'm still too weak for that but it'll expire in 3 days, so...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:17:53 AM
No.714742287
>>714742015
>garters
would bakusex.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:18:29 AM
No.714742325
when is kitasan coming out anyways? i've got like 10k carats right now
>>714742284
my oguri beat her 3 times easily
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:19:04 AM
No.714742363
>>714742005
Me. I hate ojous.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:19:11 AM
No.714742375
>>714742284
I tried once and the racer I picked had Bad mood for some reason even though I couldn't see it beforehand
>asmongold streamed uma musume twice
I'm shocked he liked the game enough the first time to do it again
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:19:18 AM
No.714742384
>>714745454
She really wanted that chicken.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:19:31 AM
No.714742398
>>714742284
I had Maruzensky beat her.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:19:42 AM
No.714742416
>>714742284
A long can beat her easy as long as close in stats.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:20:26 AM
No.714742456
>>714742576
what the fuck do you mean she didn't win
is 2nd not better than 3rd
stupid
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:21:52 AM
No.714742541
>>714739089
Time to move out White Man. Come home to America.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:22:06 AM
No.714742561
>>714743068
>>714742380
Think the bald Canadian has already had 3 or 4 streams
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:22:22 AM
No.714742576
>>714742456
The game follows a philosophy of "If you're not first, you're last" and therefore both of you are last.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:23:03 AM
No.714742629
>>714739049
My FUARKING hero
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:23:41 AM
No.714742661
>>714743323
>>714740605
Interesting, would you recommend rolling into better SSR's and SR and LB to get better stats? So far I have leveled my cards to 25-30. It does good enough but not high amounts of stats yet as I do not have LB.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:25:02 AM
No.714742757
>>714740183
How do you get them to activate the Ult skills? I know that Wit matters, is something else at play?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:25:13 AM
No.714742768
>>714743379
>>714727426 (OP)
Just wait for the next new campaign mode. Whatever you can't achieved now can be done easily there.
>>714741694
He's correct. Umas will gradually be unlockable over time so you can get all of them for free without rolling. Trade off is by the time you can unlock them they aren't as good anymore compared to the current new umas on the banner.
Best to save for support cards.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:25:45 AM
No.714742813
>>714742380
everybody loves gambling, its human nature
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:26:30 AM
No.714742863
>>714739049
Journos are really milking the horses.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:26:51 AM
No.714742893
>>714742990
Quick question. Which one is important to pull? Uma or Support card?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:27:35 AM
No.714742953
>>714743062
>>714742380
He doesn't understand the game at all. He seems kinda slow.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:27:50 AM
No.714742990
>>714742893
support cards are a lot more important
but umas are what make you wanna play
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:28:11 AM
No.714743026
>>714742251
Honestly for F2P shitters, having fully uncapped SRs tend to be more effective than rolling for 0* SSRs.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:28:22 AM
No.714743043
>>714743208
i think i might love helios
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:28:38 AM
No.714743062
>>714743606
>>714742953
he only played it again because some Uma fanboys on twitter were getting pissy and trying to gatekeep him and his community from the fandom
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:28:41 AM
No.714743068
>>714742561
Northernlion is THE roguelike guy so I can at least understand it. I doubt he'll last longterm though. The game definitely starts to show its cracks if you really hate gacha mechanics AND don't care about the story of any of the characters.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:28:43 AM
No.714743069
>>714742284
I beat her with Silence, Condor Pasa didn't even place 2nd during the race.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:30:14 AM
No.714743183
>>714736803
I've got it 4 times.
All with Haru.
>need to do Gold Ship's mission
>level up my Gold Ship card because it seems perfect for an end closer like her
>can't use it
This is absolute horse shit, what the fuck? I just noticed I have a Mihono Bourbon SR card too while upgrading which seems great for a front runner but you're telling me I can't use it for my fucking front runner ace trainee, her goddamn self??
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:30:19 AM
No.714743197
>>714730180
Wait, why the fuck is that special week card good?
I got it maxed out and its has been nothing but very meh.
>>714743043
>SHE RELEASES IN TWO FUCKING YEARS
It's not fair bros. I need my horse who speaks with brainrot slang.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:31:16 AM
No.714743270
>>714727426 (OP)
I got Bakushin to the finals, good enuf for the night
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:31:36 AM
No.714743294
>>714743408
I thought /v/ said horse girls were crazy.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:31:51 AM
No.714743315
>>714743386
So uh new player here should i reroll for horse or card something?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:31:56 AM
No.714743323
>>714742661
Absolutely. Check each card to see their bonuses, usually the most important are friendship, training bonus and skill hint level.
In PVP every whale goes in with maxed SSRs, so I'd recommend focusing on cards whose skills work for general purpose like Creek or the upcoming Kitasan.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:32:28 AM
No.714743359
>>714743186
a woman literally can't support herself, that's why your her trainer, just think for a moment you dumbass.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:32:28 AM
No.714743361
where's the stat that goes up the more you love your Uma irl?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:32:44 AM
No.714743379
>>714744885
>>714742768
wtf
I'm gonna spend at least one ten roll on cute horse girls and no one can stop me. Surely, SURELY, there's no way missing a mere 1500 Carats could come back to fuck me in the ass.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:32:46 AM
No.714743386
>>714743568
>>714743315
Reroll for cards. Only reroll for horses if there are some horses you really want.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:32:52 AM
No.714743392
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:33:03 AM
No.714743408
>>714743468
>>714743294
3dpd horse girls ARE crazy. 2d Umas are cute and adorable and worth protecting at all costs
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:33:22 AM
No.714743423
>>714743521
>>714743208
that's agnes digital though and she's already got an in-game model
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:33:27 AM
No.714743429
>>714743208
well, damn. looks like i'll have to play this game for at least 2 years then.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:33:45 AM
No.714743452
>>714743186
The support cards are the people you hang out with and train with. You can't hang out with yourself.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:33:56 AM
No.714743468
>>714743408
Even the crazy Umas?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:34:08 AM
No.714743483
>>714736153
>go to support cards gacha
>roll 1
>ssr
>4 more single rolls
>another ssr
>do a 10 roll 6 times
>zero ssr
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:34:34 AM
No.714743519
>>714738330
>doujins where the rapist gets role reversal'd because he didnt realize Umas are basically immune to drugs and alcohol and can probably benchpress his bodyweight
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:34:35 AM
No.714743521
>>714743423
Most characters already have a model. I was surprised to see an event with Akebono who doesn't even have a support card yet.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:34:53 AM
No.714743546
>>714741180
It's true that she's still dumb as shit though. And incredibly fussy. The whole 'Needy Princess' thing she has going on personality-wise is pretty true.
>>714741257
Rumoured, never proven.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:35:28 AM
No.714743568
>>714743651
>>714743386
Which cards is good?
Stats other than speed matter, Trainer-san
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:36:00 AM
No.714743603
Did y'all collect your free 1.5k carats yet?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:36:04 AM
No.714743606
>>714743062
gatekeep when uma is like the most normalfag popular shit ever in japan lmao
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:36:27 AM
No.714743624
>>714743593
not for bakushin
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:36:35 AM
No.714743640
>>714743593
Nothing matters after your uma tapped into the Speed Force.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:36:44 AM
No.714743651
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:36:56 AM
No.714743671
>>714736153
>dude just reroll for Fine Motion
what is sex with agnes tachyon like
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:37:24 AM
No.714743702
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:37:27 AM
No.714743705
>>714743593
My dumb bitch still gets boxed in no matter how much I train Power.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:37:45 AM
No.714743723
>>714743678
no one knows, no one has been conscious throughout
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:38:21 AM
No.714743760
>>714743826
>>714743678
Honestly probably efficient and relatively boring. She doesn't even like sparing time to eat. Wouldn't shock me if she just aggressively jacked you off into a cup and then left to go do weird shit to the semen.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:38:21 AM
No.714743762
>>714743208
Is that with the Accelerated? Because if not, it might be half the time because this means no dead time in between banner releases.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:38:55 AM
No.714743810
>>714743924
Why are there horse porns now?
Did the Yakuza give up?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:39:03 AM
No.714743826
>>714743892
>>714743760
>agnes producing test tube horsegirls
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:39:03 AM
No.714743827
>>714744564
>>714743678
It would be extremely painful.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:39:30 AM
No.714743868
How the fuck do I train horses for medium races. I've tried working in stamina and power and wit along-side speed but it just gets too spread out even on lucky runs. I didn't have this problem with Bakushin O.
>>714743678
You wont survive.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:39:41 AM
No.714743892
>>714743826
and that's how scarlet was born
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:40:05 AM
No.714743924
>>714743810
They may be powerful, but only in Japan, they can't do shit to burger gooners
So does this get QoL later that lets you auto through the daily races or team trials?
That seems like pointless padding to make you do it for every single one.
>>714743869
I find it kinda silly how despite her pedigree Agnes is only a one start ingame
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:42:05 AM
No.714744086
>>714744543
>Daiwa Scarlet was born from Agnes Tachyon and Scarlet Bouquet
>Scarlet Bouquet was a Northern Taste off-spring
>Agnes fucks Canadians
Interesting.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:42:13 AM
No.714744094
>>714744027
they want you to whale for those floppy sleeves
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:42:22 AM
No.714744108
>>714744165
>>714743947
You can just skip to result for those, it takes barely any time to do those. Really, having to complete an entire campaign for a daily is far more work
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:42:34 AM
No.714744123
>>714729686
It is. I found out myself.
KFC Japan uses cottonseed oil and corn oil for frying. It's more expensive, but they claim it makes for better tasting chicken.
It also seems to make it seem "cleaner."
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:42:57 AM
No.714744152
>>714730180
>4 SSRs in shit tier
Bravo cygames
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:42:58 AM
No.714744156
>>714744027
it's because the real tachyon only raced in 4 proper races before getting injured
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:43:04 AM
No.714744165
>>714744108
I agree but it's still several minutes of just clicking the same button with zero decisions made
how do I make Suzuka stop jobbing?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:43:24 AM
No.714744189
>>714744027
Lots of powerful horses are low stars in the game. It's not really meant to reflect their rl tier. It's just whatever they thought people would be more likely to whale for. Agnes didn't even get much anime inclusion till the movie.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:43:33 AM
No.714744196
>>714729686
unlike in burgerstan, nips actually don't inject their food with massive amounts of cheap slop
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:44:50 AM
No.714744310
>>714744170
be anime trainer san
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:45:07 AM
No.714744332
>>714744027
The stars don't mean much aside from having an advantage right when you get them. Low rarities are easier to get where you want them over time.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:45:53 AM
No.714744387
>>714729686
japan fast food chain is the best
clean, good, not greasy at all
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:46:03 AM
No.714744395
>>714744507
>>714744170
Focus mostly on speed with a bit into Stamina and Wit, front runners are always the easiest to train since you can dump Power.
>>714727953
Why do they look so sad?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:46:27 AM
No.714744428
>>714743947
Jp got a full auto mode for campaigns a few years later.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:47:10 AM
No.714744479
>>714744416
Condor lost. Oguri is just autistic. Dont worry about her.
>>714744395
I meant in PVP. Stat dumping power seems like a mistake since she just fucking dies if she gets overtaken.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:47:38 AM
No.714744508
I will never beat King Halo's campaign
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:47:47 AM
No.714744516
>>714744416
Oguri is thinking of stuffing her fat fucking face
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:47:57 AM
No.714744529
Oguri is carrying me through the events.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:47:59 AM
No.714744535
>>714744416
oguri is hungry
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:48:07 AM
No.714744543
my oguri lost at URA final
have no idea what i am doing wrong
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:48:19 AM
No.714744564
>>714743827
I'm a big guy
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:48:25 AM
No.714744570
>>714744643
Do you get the onsen scene randomly or do you have to reach certain bond level?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:49:07 AM
No.714744617
OGURI CAPU
OGURI CAPU
MEIJIRO RYAN
MEIJIRO RYAN
SAKURA BAKUSHIN O
SAKURA BAKUSHIN O
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:49:32 AM
No.714744643
>>714744570
You have to get the ticket from the raffle and then win the run
>>714742005
i don't understand the green version of this skill
what does it do?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:51:12 AM
No.714744741
>>714743678
DO NOT STICK IT IN CRAZY
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:51:17 AM
No.714744748
>>714730390
I hate this woke ass game. I just went to race horse girls and this fucking faggot keeps yelling VACCINE. Nice try but Iโm still not getting the jab.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:52:16 AM
No.714744809
>>714744731
The icon in the skill shows the stat it buffs.
It ups Stamina in irregular distances
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:52:17 AM
No.714744812
>>714744731
Read it again slowly.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:52:26 AM
No.714744825
>>714744731
Increases stamina on non-multiples by 4 distance tracks, like 2500m.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:53:29 AM
No.714744885
>>714743379
Umas don't really matter just roll for who you like then save everything else on support cards. Old uma+latest meta support cards deck will beat a new uma+non meta support card deck. You can use the same uma till eos as long as you have the latest meta cards.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:53:39 AM
No.714744906
>>714738906
If you can find a way to have the Landscape UI on Tablet please tell me, My Ipad loks stupid when I try to play this game and it's on portrait
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:54:25 AM
No.714744962
>>714744507
just don't get overtaken lol
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:55:03 AM
No.714745019
>>714745286
>>714744416
Oguri's playing it cool
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:55:04 AM
No.714745020
>>714744027
Just wait for her summer version, it's a 3*.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:55:10 AM
No.714745027
>>714744507
late speed/acceleration skills
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:57:38 AM
No.714745171
>>714744560
Bro, my botched haru run got better stat than that...
Either your card is shit or you didn't proc enough rainbow because you didn't focus on relationship before the first summer hit.
>>714745019
Whenever she holds her tummy it makes her look like she's pregnant and she's considering the wellbeing of the baby growing inside her.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:01:23 AM
No.714745384
>>714745286
Didn't do a good job then, all of Oguri Cap's progeny were weak as fuck and couldn't go above a G3 race.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:01:26 AM
No.714745389
>>714745286
Its a food-baby, prease understand
Got cuties!
Just me or you should always aim for the nearest one, seems like it has less chance to fall.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:02:25 AM
No.714745452
>>714745286
the carrots in this game took good af
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:02:27 AM
No.714745454
>>714742384
>969 family meals
Bros I'm gonna have to sell the house...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:02:46 AM
No.714745476
>>714745392
going for the ones further away should be fine with the last one when it goes really quick
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:03:47 AM
No.714745531
>>714745392
I only do the close one as the middle has a 90% fail rate and the far one is 100% failure
If you can't afford to feed your honse, they'll take more extreme methods to satiate their hunger...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:07:46 AM
No.714745736
>run Vodka for the 3* ticket mission
>win every race until Oka Sho
>career goal is to get top 5
>get 5th
>mission clear popup doesn't popup
>check missions again
>"Get top 3"
>can't retry
>can't give up because I'll miss out on event points and waste TP
Whoever made this list of missions is a goddamn wop cocksucker
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:11:38 AM
No.714745939
>>714745690
night of the living uma...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:12:17 AM
No.714745985
>>714745690
>Don't invite your uma to eat out enough
>She forcefully sucks your cock while you're trying to train her
So if the global release maintains this level of popularity, what are the odds that cygames would try to reach out and add Secretariat or other famous american horses down the line?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:17:11 AM
No.714746267
>>714746149
>Ahhh...gaijin-san, we would rike to turn your horse into pretty cartoon girlu!
>bro playing with bakushin is easy just train speed
Just lost my first career in the entire game with her. Fuck you liars.
I couldn't for the life of me determine if she's a front runner or a pace chaser.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:24 AM
No.714746339
>>714746518
>>714746282
>everyone says just train speed
>DO I WANT HER TO NIGE OR TRY TO OVERTAKE
faggot
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:19:05 AM
No.714746378
>>714746518
>>714746282
>be dumb
>lose race
Many such cases
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:19:17 AM
No.714746387
>>714746518
>>714746282
>do i have the speed-only character run the speed position or the speed and power position
retard
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:21:28 AM
No.714746515
>>714746149
Secretariat is too OP. He'd have to be a boss character or something. Motherfucker won the Belmont Stakes by THIRTY ONE LENGTHS. He was a genetic freak, and he wasn't normal.
>>714746387
>>714746378
>>714746339
Got a veteran Bakushin with a filthy D rank. So far she's the hardest character in the game.
>hurr durr just make her a front runner
She literally has zero acceleration skills for when she's in the front. Who's the retard now?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:22:47 AM
No.714746591
>>714746518
>Who's the retard now?
you
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:23:20 AM
No.714746621
>>714746518
bakushin is the easiest character. she's the only character I've won the finale with.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:24:11 AM
No.714746661
First you baku, then you shin.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:24:51 AM
No.714746693
>>714746518
>bakushin character tells you to bakushin
>don't bakushin
>lose
>cry on 4chan
Based
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:25:14 AM
No.714746716
>>714746518
>Who's the retard now?
still you
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:25:46 AM
No.714746743
>>714746518
Works on my Bakushin
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:26:42 AM
No.714746802
>>714746518
anon... how could you possibly fuck this up
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:27:08 AM
No.714746819
>>714742284
beat her with mcqueen
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:27:11 AM
No.714746820
This guy is Bakushitting his pants
How many event points can you get per career spamming bakushin with event cards?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:27:52 AM
No.714746861
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:28:25 AM
No.714746890
>>714747000
>>714746825
i'm grinding it right now and get like 15k at least every run
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:28:59 AM
No.714746917
Is the song request global or am I just spamming songs to my friends?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:30:34 AM
No.714747000
>>714746890
Shit that would require like 15 runs to get me the card. I don't think its worth the hassle I could end up hating the game after such grind.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:30:52 AM
No.714747021
>>714746825
I've settled with the fact I'm only getting the card to 45
I don't want to spam Bakushin autism for 2 days straight
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:31:24 AM
No.714747052
>>714743869
Her face in that staredown at the end is hilarious
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:31:54 AM
No.714747075
>>714744560
I had a Diawa easily win the URA with roughly those same stats, minus 500 wit and Swinging Maestro.
I would proc Prepared to Pass, Homestretch Haste, High Teio step then Red Ace and win every single UFA race by several lengths.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:37:33 AM
No.714747407
>>714747525
>>714746149
How strong are american race horses compared to japanese race horses anyway? The new season of Cinderella Gray seems to paint USA as the big boss when Oguri hasn't even beaten Tamamo yet
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:39:06 AM
No.714747525
>>714747407
American race horses were so good that they basically obsoleted Japanese horses from the breeding pool of Japan. Like 80% of the top tier modern horses are a descendant of Sunday Silence (a double crown winner from the USA) or his descendants.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:42:33 AM
No.714747747
>>714746149
global exclusive horses would be great