I still cant get Super Creek to win URA.
Do horses actually like eating carrots or is it just cheap feed?
>>714727968Yeah, I owned horses and they love carrots, apples too.. Horse feed is cheaper than carrots.
>>714727953Condor sucks so bad always comes in 6th or worse in her own race for me
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Does Creek always get Under the Weather condition?
>>714728314I think it took me 5 tries to get the URA win with Creek and everytime she got the debuff.
But around the 2nd years it turns into a buff.
Reminder Special Week was
>Abusive to mares
>Hated mating
>Grew up with Grass Wonder, randomly one day decided he hated him, never got over it. Hated him so much he hated chestnut coloured horses by association.
>>714729098Maybe horses are more like people than I thought
Are there any others young and hip umas in the game yet?
โChestnut Horses could be hereโ Special Week thought. โIโve never been to this race course before. Chestnut horses could be anywhere.โ The warm Spring Tenno-sho air felt warm against her carrot-filled tummy. โI HATE GRASS WONDER!โ She thought as the beats of Umapyon reverberated through her entire body and washed away her (merited) fear of El Condor Pasa. โWith Uma Musume propagandizing your career, you can go anywhere you want.โ She thought to herself, out loud.
where is the fucking tier list of support cards you fucks
>>714727968Is japanese kfc really that good?
>>714727426 (OP)newfag here, what card do I have to reroll for with the free ssr ticket? rerolling is super easy in this game so might as well
>>714729763super creek or fine motion are the ones you want
What happens when they're injured?
You're saving for her (card), right?
daily reminder
https://youtu.be/N2oohM_EjDc?t=179
>>714729098oh so they're the type of kemonomimi without human ears
those are pretty creepy desu
>>714729846The mood goes down and you can recover by going to a dreamworld
>>714729872Fuck you 4chan I uploaded that image.
So horsegirl game is basically millenial+zoomer horse racing betting?
>>714727426 (OP)I like Special Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's so cute!!!
>>714729919Ah yes four eared freaks now those are normal
faggot
>Spent an hour doing the stupid claw mission.
>3 star guaranteed ticket was a dupe of silence suzuka
Legitimately ruined my day.
can you breed the horsegirls?
>>714729964anon i barely remember half the names of the cast that's in now, i have no fucking clue which horse you're posting if she's not added yet
what do you do _day 1_ of the training regime? Recreation for the mood increase?
>>714729975No betting at all other then time. In fact one of its faults is one of the gameplay loops lasts too long for a gacha.
>>714729686You do know the entire reason majority of fast food is so great overseas is because they have higher food standards, right? This is also the reason taco bell isn't all over the world because most countries deem it below levels set for human consumption
>>714730054You can watch your waifu hold hands with her waifu
>>714729964If you uploaded that image, then it would have been uploaded.
>>714730062Speed. Never do recreation unless you have to, a lot of events increase mood anyway.
>>714730039what mission? I want free 3 stars
>>714730062everything up until your first real race you just focus on getting friendship levels up
there's enough scenario events in ura that get your mood up that you don't need to recreation much
>>714730054Yes but they're all lesbians and they hold hands in order spiritually manifest a new horsegirl
>>714729098>Abusive to mares>Hated mating/v/ favorite horse
the gameplay part is too long, this shouldn't be a gacha but a real game with a real prize, maybe season passes like Street Fighter.
>>714730062most friends
then the one with the most friends
followed by the one with the most friends
Stay Gold Factoids (1/3)
>Golshi's Dad
>Nicknamed โA precious silver and bronze collectorโ, for finishing in second or third places in many heavy prize races.
>Soccer Boy, the father of Narita Top Road and Hishi Miracle, is Stay Goldโs uncle.
>Both of his parents are ill-tempered horses, this was carried to him and many of his children as well.
>Yasutoshi Ikee, his assistant trainer: โThis guy is so ferocious I almost feel that he is a carnivore.โ
>Shigeharu Yamamoto, his groom: โHe isnโt some monster men canโt handle, he just thinks he is the greatest being in the world and always acts in his own will, own paces.โ
>Despite his small size (which gets carried to some of his son such as Dream Journey and Orfevre), he is very tough and energetic. He always had his eyes wide open and went rampage whenever he got a chance. This attitude never changed even after he retired.
>On his first day of training, he showed dominance to humans by standing on two legs almost twenty times, so the trainers had to give up their training plans.
>>714727426 (OP)Why does Top Gun want to fuck me so bad
>>714730180>got fine motion, super creek, marvelous sunday, special week, tokai teio, twiin turbo, sweep toso, hish amazon, eishin flash and daitaku heliosYeah, looks like I fucking won.
I'm seeing some island stuff on the jp uma side. when do we get that? How behind are we?
>>714730141Finish the part 1 release celebration missions and you'll get a ticket to pull a random 3 star guaranteed.
>>714730251Stay Gold Factoids (2/3)
>Stay Gold started his losing streak after he won the Akanko Tokubetsu on September 6, 1997. The race is an allowance race of under 9 million, which is an equivalent of 2-win class race today.>The losing streak finally stopped on May 20, 2000 after he won the Meguro Kinen, with 28 races in between.>He appeared in many heavy prize races at the time. However, when he was being introduced in the paddack, his best achievement was always โwinning the Akanko Tokubetsuโ, a sharp contrast to many other horses who may already have multiple titles.>He received the moniker of โThe supreme commander of Akan-koโ because of this.>This is obviously a parody of Special Weekโs โThe supreme commander of Japanโ.>โAkanโ is the name of a lake in Hokkaido, but it also means โhopelessโ in Kansai dialect, so Akan-ko can mean โhopeless dude / hopeless kidโ.>He is famous for being a late bloomer, only reaching his peak at 7Y.>He ran from 1996-2001, competed many famous horses in 36 heavy prize races (20 of them were GI races.)>He is the first Japanese-bred, Japanese trained horse to win a foreign GI race.>Fathered Dream Journey, Fenomeno, Gold Ship, Nakayama Festa, Orfevre, Meiner Neos, El Dorado, Red Reveur, Admire Lead, Rainbow Line, Win Bright, Indy Champ, and Oju Chosan the legendary jump horse.
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>fails a 8%
>fails a 9%
>gets a migraine the day before the race
FUCK YOU STUPID HORSE
>>714730390Stay Gold Factoids (3/3)
>He has the tendency to bite horses in front of him. One famous example is he attempted to bite Special Weekโs tail in the 1998 Japan Cup, not only causing himself to lose terribly, but may also caused Special Week to lose the race.>For some unknown reason, Stay Gold runs extremely well when facing a horse from Godolphin.>Examples include defeating Fantastic Light (which was one of the strongest horses in the world at the time) in the 2001 Dubai Sheema Classic, and defeating Ekraar miraculously in the 2001 Hong Kong Vase.>One explanation is that Stay Gold doesnโt like the blue jockey shirt wear by Godolphin jockeys.>Another explanation is that because Stay Gold is very prone to travel sickness, he actually became easier to control and exert better in overseas races.>Some of Stay Goldโs children seem to inherit this โskillโ, such as Stay Foolish. >Has the tendency to lean left when running, the problem is quite serious.>His leaning problem almost killed Narita Top Road and the jockey Kunihiko Watanabe in the 2001 Kyoto Daishoten.>Unlike Golshi, he is totally fine with the gates, and would enter the gate by himself without the jockey's command - swiftly and efficiently.>He can turn his head almost 180 degrees and bite the ones who attempt to touch him from behind his neck.>He mixed very well with the daughters of Mejiro McQueen, especially with Oriental Art (the mother of Dream Journey / Orfevre siblings).>Oriental Art passed away on March 7, 2015 after giving birth to a son sired by Stay Gold, which was about a month after Stay Goldโs death. Oriental Art foaled seven children from Stay Gold, and is considered Stay Goldโs true wife. >Another 'wife' candidate is Gold Shipโs mother, Point Flag.
Playing career with Gold Ship isn't good for my blood pressure. All of the late surgers really.
>>714727426 (OP)>actual mobile looking ahhh game shilled on /v/grim. at least genshin is a botw clone
>>714730393It's not her fault, she's just cursed... go easy on her...
>>714730393She hates you because you can't even pronounce her name correctly
>>714730465>ahhhgo back to tiktok
How generous is this game compared to other gachas? I want at least one copy of every horse girl and don't mind spending a reasonable amount of money.
>>714727426 (OP)this isnt even a game. there is no gameplay. perfect for the modern braindead audience
>>714729949Is that what happens irl horse too?
>>714730495>>714730491MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
HAPPI KAMU KAMU
can we get a real horse reaction to uma derpy please
>>714730610Varies depending on injury. Some will just retire and go segggs mares. If the injury is too severe for them to recover, they'll have to be put down for their own sake.
>>714730584That's crazy man
>>714729919Earhood is a spectrum
>>714730380>I need to play with vodka AND with bakushinfuck me I just started a career with Oguri...after that I'm gonna have to do 2 more?!
>>714730584Somewhat. There's no such thing as a limited unit, once a character is in the pool it's in the pool. Furthermore, a lot of the beloved characters are low in rarity. The real bs is that you need to get 1*'s and 2*'s up to 3* (a slow process) to make them wear their race costume instead of a generic outfit.
>>714730789Hey I saw the other image last thread, post more
>>714730776As expected from worse girl
>declares she will win constantly
>wins
>people are le shocked by this
>>714730465Why don't you just add Mr contrarian to the name field
>>714727953What is that screen? I've never seen that layout.
>>714730798Bakushin Is the easiest URA win in the game at least, just spam speed training and she'll destroy the competition.
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>>714730054Can? It's a must.
>>714731476wtf is going on in sekirei
>>714730306>How behind are we?4 years i believe, but the global release is going to speed through at an accelerated pace to catch up.
>>714731539>badass sarashi horse gives birth the biggest loser of all timewhat happened to her womb?
>>714731476THEY GOT VINNY VINESAUCE!?
>>714731567GDQ in the wrong category, it looks like.
>>714730039Bro why didn't you wait until you finished the missions first then use your 3star free voucher for Oguri or someone else?
>>714727968my family owned a horse and he would drink cans of soda with a straw
he liked ginger ale
>>714730180>Haru UraraSurely it's not the one you can get by trading 10k friendship points right? She has no skills
do events rerun in this game? i hopped on the train late and i doubt i'm going to finish the current event before its over.
>>714731864just like the real haru!
>>714731639He had 345 kids and many were good at what they did. Haru Urara just came out weird.
>>714729686>Is Japanese kfc really that good?It was in this moment that anon might realize the food in America is really, really bad.
nobody has the haru celebration?
>>714731809I havent used my voucher yet, I got very lucky while rerolling and pulled silence suzuka and mihono in the same 10 pull, I can't complain with such a lucky start but it was still very annoying doing all that for a dupe.
>>714731539I must go, who is the artist?
>>714731864I assume she's useful in some later meta where people maximize stat bonuses
>>714727426 (OP)You need to have a big brain to train medium - long horse.
>>714731864someone said in one of the past threads it's because her events heals fatigue
which i don't think it's that big of a deal since her stat is guts and events aren't replayable for the run anyway
i highly doubt that ss rank is justified
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Carrots come very slowly after you've finished all the missions right? So realistically if I have 15k now I will never have enough for Kitasan?
>>714732325New events will come, anon.
I finally won the URA with Daiwa Scarlet, but I had the weirdest run so far. I only finished 1st in the first two goals and the Arima Kinen, my stats were fine but my skills never activated.
Anyone have Bourbon? Is it worth using "break out of the pack" skills like Rice Shower's or Oguri Cap's for her? I don't have any front runners to inherit from and from the races I've seen of her, she doesn't really get huge leads like you would expect and always finishing races neck-and-neck with the runner-ups.
Also I'm not really sure what the condition for her unique skill is, what does "without faltering" mean?
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Look at this fucking cock blockade
Goldshi won btw.
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING HORSE WITH A SPEED SPARK OHHH MY GODDD
>>714732716i've had her pop blue rose closer a few times since she only needs 1 overtake for it, but i don't have oguri
'without faltering' seems to be if she keeps stamina up and doesn't rush or get a late start? there's a website that has the details but i don't have the link
>>714732724When I take that "I can see you" or whatever its called skill, I find she can reliably break out of it or future ones later on. It really is made for her. Now if Uma Stan ever proc'd.
>>714732716no faltering means no late start and no rushed. you can mitigate rush with wit but for late start all you can do is take the focus skill. focus is basically mandatory for all front runners
Is every event card going to be a pain to max? Is it even worth it?
>>714730180TOTAL URARA DOMINATION
>>714731864ALL of her events restore energy
>>714731454that's what you claim but I don't have all my speed cards leveled up. I need money and blue cards, fuck.
>>714732884Uma Stan has a 0% chance to activate. It's a meme skill.
>>714733208and half of them increase mood
>>714727426 (OP)how did you get a picture of my mom?
>>714733002>>714732831Oh that makes sense, I had a feeling as much. Are front runners more prone to getting late starts than the other strats? Bourbon has the highest frequency of late starts for me and I figured it's just because of bad luck.
>>714727426 (OP)mods to make them tits bigger?
>>714727426 (OP)>uma secondaries think 'horse girl' is a generic anime blob with clip on tail and earspathetic
if she doesn't have hooves and nice fat horse pussy then get that shit out my face.
>didn't get the quadruple speed rainbow for my best nice nature yet
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>714733439>BRO I'M NOT LIKE YOU FAKERS, I'M A REAL DEGENERATE! I LIKE REAL FREAKY SHIT! I mean yeah sure, you can have that anon. Enjoy your centaur.
Super Creek does not allow condoms in the house.
>>714733505nice nature looks cute. shame i don't have her, i'd love to run her in career.
>>714733505how the hell did you get to 3* already
>>714733570i prefer full on feral. human male on feral female. MLP is great for that.
yeah, just hate you anime weebs are stepping on zoochad's toes.
Gentlemen. I love Narita Top Road.
>>714733643bro has a 3 uncap fine motion, he's whaling
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>>714733505NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>714731476Is this the first gacha to get these kinds of numbers?
>>714733687I didn't notice
Hope he keeps that up so I (we) can continue leeching
Get those high ranks bro
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>>714733753Genshin was much bigger
>10 pull appears in my gift box
i know i'm not gonna get kitasan to full uncap, should i save for biwa(who looks really cute) or go for supports to see if i can luckshit an upgrade for twin turbo
I love Mayano Top Road so much bros
I wanna go on grown-up dates with her
>>714734080She could easily force herself onto you. But wont because she knows she would hurt you.
How important is gaining fame for getting an A rating?
When are they gonna add a BBW character like other gachas
>>714734080>Top Roadliterally who
>>714733643>>714733687It's technically possible even without whaling, as long as you're willing to blow a fuckload of carrots on trainees instead of support cards. I managed to get her to 3* as a F2P
are they going to add more horse pussy to the steam points shop? Party Dash had quite a bit.
>>714734431Now get both a uncaped x3 fine motion and a 3* upgrade for free
>>714733663>animal fucker>chadjust say you can't get pussy from a being who's sentient
>>714733862>its realfinna get Kitasan spark ong fr fr
cygenerous trust
>>714733862>>714734548Is everyone saving up for that Kitasan card? I only started a few days ago and I didn't think it was going to be possible, but maybe I'm not believing hard enough. How much carrots do you guys have now? Can we make it?
>>714734379They'll all become BBWs (after retirement)
>1500 free Carats
Alright what did I miss?
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embarrassing Oguri CRAP getting beaten by a default horse girl holy shit this race was so stressful because Rudolf was too fast and didn't have enough people to pass to trigger her level 4 special ability
>>714734727it's yuritarded
>>714734743>Is everyone saving up for that Kitasan card?yes, it's a meta defining card for years
>>714734743That's over 100 rolls, you'll get at least 1
>>714734743i will simply befriend a whale who sets kitasan as their support card, and allow them to carry me forward
>>714734820Fuck no I ain't rolling without a spark ready, I've been on this road one too many times
>>714734876i hope you have both creek and motion then
>>714734927i have creek! motion will come in time.
>>714734876I was following someone who had a 45 creek and then they fucking changed it.
>>714734820>roll 100 times>get dupes and Air Shakurwhat now?
I'm gonna kick some mexican ASS
>>714734080Mayano Top Kek will crush your pelvis. Is that really worth it?
>>714734727Goldshi is STILL smashing horse pussy as we speak
>>714734820>he thinks 1 is enough
My uma cooks for me
>>714734753Cygenerous
>>714731653he hates it so no need to worry
I rolled for horses with the free money
>>714731653Vinny vinesauce hated it. He doesn't have the stats autism required
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Everyone is playing a lot and I mean a lot. I hope you all are taking breaks so you don't get burnt out of the experience when more umamusume-chans come to global
>missed free fent from the dealers
never gonna download the umas now
>>714731476more people are watching someone play than Steam has concurrent players?
What the fuck is wrong with the younger generation?
i still don't know when to train guts
i really like scarlet, she cute
>>714735149>>714735280to be fair, vinny just doesn't enjoy new games anymore in general
>>714735360I burn out every time a roll gives me all dupes (every time) or a career ends because fucked rng (every time)
>>714735398never
okay the real answer is when you're early on and need to build friendships and there's 3+ people there or if there's an important support hint there
>>714735398literally never (unless you can get friendship up for like 4 or more support cards)
>>714735379>younger generationUses phones which steam does not track
>>714731476I don't understand people who watch streamers religiously
>>714735256Don't worry about it, the people here obsessed with only getting support cards are lessening the fun of the game for themselves. You can have a very comfortable pve experience just playing like you want. Even the fabled Kitasan isn't that important if you aren't looking to be a pvp tryhard.
>>714735515streamers just replaced tv for the current generation
>>714735427yeah i saw it from a mile away that he'd hate it from the moment he said he doesn't play monster rancher but it is funny that mike is more enjoying it than him honestly
>>714734820>>714735073bold of you to think you'll even get an SSR
>>714734743>>714733862Most people (with a modicum of forward planning an impulse control) rolled their 40 starter pulls and then haven't pulled again yet, the kitasan banner is as much for filling out SRs and expanding your starter deck as it is to pull the meme card. If you have a spark ready and don't roll you're retarded.
>>714735515it's mostly 2nd monitor stuff, not like they're sitting there with 100% focus
it's like having the radio on
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>new peak again
Horse pussy strong.
>>714734512I didn't mean to imply that that anon ISN'T a whale. Just felt obligated to point out that it's possible to promote a 1* to 3* this early if you tunnel-vision hard enough
>>714735487>>714735478okay good because that's the only time I ever train it
>>714735601ain't no way
is there no pity?
>>714735601Uhhh skill issue
>>714735601link to this so I can pretend to gacha
>>714735673sell signal. this is definitely the peak. blue archive is playing the long game.
>>714735634Yeah but the question is CAN you even get a spark accumulated between now until then? The most I've seen people at with their carats is at 15k-20k.
>[Watching season 2 before the game came out]
>"I wonder what's the personality of that Teio roomate who shows up for 2 minutes total"
>[Play the game]
>Mayano Top Gun: "Haha trainer I would suck your dick under the table... as a joke of course!"
10% feels like 90% from how often I've been failing
when is the breeding mini game where i whore out my horse for money
>>714729686KFC in Japan is regarded as probably the best in the world in terms of regional franchise quality.
>>714735816I still have a lot of story and character events to view and a bunch of first time trophies to get, so I assume the answer is "yes, pretty easily if you actually play."
>>714735826>>>>>>as a joke
>450 wit
>Front runner
>Late start
>Late start
>Late start
>18th place
xD
How I feel when I hit the bottom option after Ura fails a ten percent training.
>"STOP. FUCKING. MOVING."
>>714735946doing adult things with Mayano Top Gun!
>get warned generals belong on /vg/
>this general still exists
I don't think she's going to make it through URA bros...
best way to farm event points is just using the support cards that give a bonus and then rush through career with bakushin, right?
>>714735743at 200 pulls for one ssr
GO THIS WAY
MOU KOWAKUNAIIII
KONO SAKI NA NIGGA MATTEI YOUTO MO
SHINJITE
MAE EEEEEE
MAE EEEEEE
SOU MAE EEEEEE
KIMI O NOSETEEEEEEEEEE
>>714735794https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator
Average seems to be around 4 SSRs in 100 rolls
I personally believe that whenever you roll you always lose so I'm not rolling til I have a guarantee, even if that means I have to skip
>whores gets sick right before a vacation so you can't cure it
>started the game because of Scarlet
>ended liking Vodka's career story much more
...welp!
>>714735673What are the chances of this game surpassing Limbus' all time peak (80k)?
>>714735993bro.. your guts?
>>714736103how did you even raise a stupid rudolf, every attempt i had with her her wit just kept going up no matter what i did
>>714736103What's all that stamina for, running in place? Stupid
>>714736153>try 100 rolls>get 2 super creeks and 4 other ssrsyou motherfucker! you tricked me and stole my luck! now i'll never roll kitasan!!!!
>Game blows up purely on the motion of shitposts and word of mouth online
You love to see it. It's genuinely fun as well which is why people are enjoying it.
It makes me embarassed for the companies that spent like millions getting popular streamers to play their dogshit ass game to try to blow it up.
>>714736208my legacies are shit and she has horrible skills so I just tried to focus on making her not die in the long career races.
>>714736189>cheating on scarlet>WITH VODKAscum
>>714736152>first thing I put on the jukebox when I get on
>>714736189Same thing happened to me, she's such a cute autistic tomboy.
>>714736206I thought wit mitigated late start
Anyway I used a clock, didn't get late start, and went from 18th to 1st place
I hate the rng so much
>>714736189honestly so true, i love my cool motorcycle-riding wife who hauls me into the winner's circle and openly calls me her partner while scarlet seethes in 5th.
>>714736189i like them both but scarlet is cuter
>>714736153I've gotten three SSR horses (one gotten from the free ticket) and I've played for like sixteen hours?
Spent no money, and I'm pretty sure I've only pulled the fifteen horses roll like five-seven times. I'm satisfied with my horse bitches, just rolling cards now.
>>714736153>do 10 pulls of both horse and cards>get 1 3 star and a worthless SSR, everything else 1 star or Rswow it's eerily accurate to the actual game
>>714736534>Log in>BAKUSHIN SHINIt wouldn't be the same without it.
what support works for late surger or front liner? where is a site that lets me filter the fucking cards instead of opening them one by one like goose
>>714727426 (OP)Mommy milkies...
>>714736534>open game>go to jukebox>request Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin
>>714729812Are those SSR support cards?
>>714736337The girls could be more coomer in their designs. Censorship and across the board 3d sticcs doesn't help. Personalities and somewhat legit gameplay helps. The main game made takes forever to play as far as a gatchas goes.
>>714736402>"Vroooom, vrooom!">"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WATCHING ME?!"I'm afraid her campaign mode is peak, anon. Make sure you pick the option for her to train on the bike during a story scene if you want to watch her autistically pretending to ride a motorcycle.
>>714736714>60 URA careers completed>Never even seen the onsen ticket spawn once
>>714736714I haven't gotten the stupid onsen ticket in like 20 careers and you get it with the busty mommy one fuck you
>>714736758I forgot to mention the horse races are actually fun to watch too so that helps streamers.
>>714731476Where is blue archive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydd-Sz4iMjM
I'm high is this a good one?
>>714736803I had it once and then the horse went out of her way to get last three times in a row in the finals while being the no 2 fav
>>714736758>sticcsUma just has designs that appeal to the Japanese consumer. Americans tastes are different.
>>714736986>posts a childOH WOW, NIHONGO SO BASED PACHPACHI. Fucking pedo.
>>714736758>The girls could be more coomer in their designsYeah I don't mind that it's more conservative than other gacha but panty shots and leotards would be nice. Also all umas should get to wear bloomers not just mares.
>>714736920no
she gets put in the cuck box every single fucking race
>>714736884This is a good roll right?
>>714736920She's pretty good, I rolled her as well on like my second pull. Haven't used her yet because I just thought she was too good so I've stuck to being abused by Tachyon and Goldship and taking care of a special needs child, aka Ura
>>714736854Most of the meat and potatoes comes from the story, so it doesn't exactly make for an interesting twitch stream compared to a horse race.
Bros why can't I have sex with Twin Turbo?
>>714737048Cry more sharty
>>714737095Every race has constant panty shots and upskirts
>>714731653>>714735149>>714735280>>714735427Vin played it as he usually plays his Ninty/Kojima slop, he just pressed the same 3 buttons and expected to win. Turns out not all games work like that.
Watching his mods fumble the bets as he started skipping was embarrassing too.
>>714737190I thought they all wore spats under their skirts?
>>714736803>39 careers completed>Got the hot spring ticket ONCE>...On one of my early Urara runs that didn't even make it to the URA Finale, let alone win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCerlRhhQc
Could you afford your uma's food bills?
>>714737048Sorry it's deleted now, I didn't mean to offend you but you should probably be playing a different game.
>>714737242Cool thanks for the great post, now let's stop trying to turn this into an e-celeb cancer thread.
>>714736774Way ahead of you bro, that was partly what sold me.
>>714737376No. Oguri would bankrupt me then eat me.
so you need good inheritance before you can start actually finishing the finale, right? i haven't been able to scratch the semifinals and i'm not sure whether it's my legacy or my training that's the issue
>>714737376I can barely afford my own
>>714737445Rice and beans and vitamins.
>>714737483Vitamins cost too much
>>714730390A lose streak doesn't sound so bad when you remember this isnt 1v1 or 5v5
Its 1v16 or some shit
At that point getting silver and bronze is just as hard
Do you think you'll still be playing this in a few months?
>>714737541almost certainly not
but i'm having fun while it lasts
>>714737541all depends if i get kitasan
I can't be the only one who feels a bit uncomfortable in a good way when playing Ura's career right?
It genuinely feels like she's supposed to come across as a bit mentally disabled or something, with a heart of gold. She just runs in all these small time races and you're always there to try to lift her back up and help her.
Then when you finally achieve her dream of running in a standard G1 race which is a cakewalk for most other horses, she fucks up, fails, and cries as you comfort her.
Fuck, man....... FUCK!
>>714737541depends on how many new trainees and scenarios are coming out
>>714736720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxcAXamuyR4
>>714737404Anon...I was joking...I'm actually a lolicon, I just shitpost as an anti-lolicon because it cracks me up.
>>714737541It's entirely dependant on how generous cygames are for casuals/dolphins. If they offer enough gems and free rolls to let f2p stay moderately competitive then sure, raising sims are few and far between, and this one has a cute gimmick and decent production. If they jew hard and treat is like a quick cashgrab then they'll lose all the goodwill they have atm pretty quickly.
>>714737723what's this 130cm horse's story?
>>714737541if they dont act like faggots, then ya probably.
>>714735149He can't play anything that isn't BINGtendo these days.
>>714737541Yeah I'm invested in the entire universe honestly. I could possibly be more in.
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>>714737376I can't even afford my own food bills
I haven't eaten non-processed meat in months what the fuck is this economy
>>714737541Dunno, there's a lot of shit and mechanics I haven't fully wrapped my head around, and while making number go up is pretty engaging, I can see the massive time-investment these career things take burning me out in the long run
>>714736920not really, but her unique skill is good to slap on other late surgers via legacy.
>>714737792As a wise horse scholar once said:
"Nishino Flower Factoids
>Her design is meant to make her look small as the real filly was really small, which made training stables refuse to take her in at first.>One trainer, Masahiro Matsuda, looked at her and was hesitant. When recalling the first time he saw Nishino Flower, he said she was โall legs and no width, like Bambiโ and that โher own sneeze could knock her overโ. But he had a gut feeling about her and took her into his stable.>She had a bad temper and did not get along with humans. She lost many races due to not obeying the jockey's commands.>Nishino Flower had 11 children who were all pretty successful.>There are scenarios where she interacts with Seiun Sky, Agnes Tachyon and Taiki Shuttle. This is because she mated with all of them in real life.>Seiun Sky, however, was considered her 'true love'.>Notably Nishino Daisy (their off-spring) won the 2022 Nakayama Daishogai, making him the first descendant of Seiun Sky to win a GI. He beat the strong 9 JGI winner Oju Chosan.>Some scenario's will jokingly have Taiki Shuttle 'stealing' Nishino away from Seiun to play into this history>She was buried beside Seiun Skyโs grave after she passed away.>Nishino Flower is regarded by Nishiyama as the saviour of the farm. The horseโs excellent performance earned enough prize money to save the farm from the verge of bankruptcy. Her epitaph says: โFrom a genius girl to a great mother, we are showing our gratitude here to the famous mare that saved Nishiyama Farm.โ
>>714737376>Maintaining a racehorse in training costs about $40,000 to $50,000 per year on average, jesus truly the sport of kings
>>714730464Lmao
I've had two careers with Goldship and 2 finishes
>>714737376my dates with Mayano would leave both my bank account and balls drained
I kinda wish there was a mode where a career took way longer and each turn had more to do.
Training a uma over weeks would really make the races even tenser.
>>714737865>Strong Zero launches in the UK>6%>5x the price I lived on that shit when I lived in Japan, why does the monkey's paw have to curl like this.
>>714737541yea, I'm even going to start watching the anime because of the game
>>714737865beers don't even work on horses the alchool is just instantly devoured by their liver WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?
>>714738029maybe new scenarios will go on for longer. JP anons might know.
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>spend all 8000 or w/e carats on support card scouting
>don't get the two names everyone says are meta
>no way to see if i even got anything good
>no new horses because i spent all my gemeralds on support cards instead of horses
feels soulless man
>>714738098>douijins where a girl get's drugged can't exist with Umas because they reguarly snort enough cocaine to kill 10 people before races.
>>714738029>Training a uma over weeksi'm not a JP player so I dunno future scenarios but definitely wouldn't work with how mobile gacha games usually designed where they want you to finish a single game loop within a few hours max
>>714731262>makes Teio dogeza to her and cry and shid and fard herself to death
>>714738312anonโฆ the meta is to save 1 ten pull for horsesโฆ
>>714737541Once the free gems stop I'm done
>>714738029You're going to LOVE MANT
>>714738378i checked the archive and all i saw was people posting "spend everything on support cards"
lmao
>vodka's career takes a five minute stop so she can say that salarymen are the real heroes
these devs are patronizing their audienceโฆ
>>714736153>tried simulatoroi :^)
Thank you Super Creek, I needed that ...
>mfw URA finals, last clock, onsen tickets on the line at the edge of my seat with an elevated heart rate and dilated pupils as i watch Mcqueen break through the box, activate 4 skills in the last 400 meters and dash across 6 places to win by a neck
>>714729098What a based horse
>>714729906White Lightning. What a lad.
>>714730180>winning ticket>cant winlmao
>>714731846>he would drink cans of soda with a straw>he liked ginger alegreat taste. good horse
>>714737541It's too early to tell if I'll get bored of the game entirely, but at the very least I doubt I'll still be playing it on a daily basis once the initial wave of launch-window free shit dries up
I figure it'll probably just become the sort of game that I boot up every once in a while to play a run or two, similar to other roguelites like Slay the Spire
>>714738520that means you're due buy in game now
>"She moved to a farm upstate"
>it's not a euphemism for euthanasia
>she actually moved to a farm upstate
i love her
i wonder if she understands her fame
>>714727426 (OP)Anyone know how painless it is playing the same account on both steam and tablet at the same time?
>>714738906>at the same timedoing anything in one instantly kills the other client
>>714738906Completely painless i've been going back and forth without any issues, the only issue is that paid carats only show up in the platform you bought them in
>>714738906Ridiculously easy. You create a password and log-in with your account ID and password.
I'm addicted to goldship after learning about the real horse
Wtf
https://youtu.be/N2oohM_EjDc?t=2m2s
>>714737541If I eventually get tired of it I think I will start watching the anime since it seems 90% of it is racing KINO
>just grind careers to get event points
>use the shitty supports that give the bonus
>still win every race first try
i think a 3 year old could win a bakushin career
>Live in Japan
>hate the cancer of reading katakana names and looking up certain kanjis I dont know yet
>try to play ENG version
>region blocked
its a rough life
If I reroll and get one of the meta support cards, what do I do with remaining rolls? Horse girls? Roll support cards so I can fail to get another meta card? Save them so that I can get mad when I fail to roll the next meta support card?
>>714738029>>714738182No. Every scenario is basically the same thing with some new gimmick that makes it easier to get a bigger grade.
The 3rd one is all about running races with minimum training, not sure if you'll enjoy that.
>>714739059this one even ended up being my best bakushin even with worse support cards
ok I finished the first two seasons and the movie, are you happy? holy FUCK the attention to detail and all the inside horse racing lore packed into each episode is mind-boggling. I get why people obsess over this shit so much
Gold Ship best uma btw
What's the better path for career?
Center Stage or Path to Fame?
>bakushin's career where (You) trick her into only competing in sprints even though she wants to win the triple crown
>bourbon's has you rescuing her from a trainer trying to do the same and put her into the triple crown even though she's a sprinter by nature
the messaging got mixedโฆ
>>714739342tbf it's a different (You) for each girl, so...
>>714737953The only people getting into it are Arab oil barons, Chinese moguls and Indian Elon Musks
anyone here has a maxed out super creek card?
>>714739342bourbon can handle it
>>714738843Some horses do but not completely of the scale. Like they can handle themselves on crowds, know when people are coming to pet them, and when CHILDREN are coming to pet them. They might not understand being winners (or losers) but they understand when people are happy or angry.
Overall they're happy just being fed and safe with possibly open space. If they were work horses, like some race and draft horses were, you might have to wind down what they use to do so they suddenly get super depressed not doing what they use to do all the time. Luckily most race horses don't see what they do as something they NEED to do so are pretty okay with living a lazy life outside of needing to blow off the zooms once in awhile.
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what the fuck is going on anymore?
>>714737672Honestly I can't imagine how fucking painful it would be to experience the whole ordeal in real time
Imagine taking months of training, bounding with her and winning minor accomplishments
Only to see her dreams crushed in a single race
I think I wouldn't be able to handle it...
>>714739342>Bourbon wants to fulfill a life long promise made to her father when she was a kid, as she fondly remembers it as one of the rare times he showed any apparent emotion>Bakushin wants to be fast
>>714739049this game is doing a really good job at getting me interested in horse racing, the only related game i played before this was that kairosoft one.
REMINDEr that Umas CAN manhandle the average trainer easily but they're too stupid to ever realize that
Why the fuck does Oguri have so many Arima Kinen? Fuck this gay ass race. I don't have the 800 brazilion stamina required.
>>714733665Thank you for this image. I have been waiting to save this for awhile lol.
>>714739342Bakushin has delusions of grandeur
Bourbon has robo endurance
>>714739049GOLDO SHIPPU
TSUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
>>714736854No real gameplay, no real entertainment or fun value. So no views, just artificial astroturfing.
How can I better prepare the umas that are suited for medium or long races, especially for mediums that get thrown a few important long races in the middle and end of their career? I always start out decent by building a good amount of speed but always end up flubbing it when I end up trying to balance out my stamina and power along the way.
>>714739725I would take her out to get carrot ice cream or something then bring her to the old shopkeepers she helps out to congratulate her on being able to run in the race of her dreams.
>Then I'd go home and cry myself to sleep.
>>714739960>especially for mediums that get thrown a few important long races in the middle and end of their careerget swinging maestro
Are there branching paths to the careers? Like can Vodka actually win the Derby or is it scripted?
>>714740076>his vodka lost the derbythe only one she can't win is the arima kainen
>>714740076Vodka can beat Scarlet during their first race if that's what you're talking about, I managed to do it.
how the fuck does Top Gun's ult work? it just never activates, is she a front runner or pace chaser?
>goes 1st the whole race
>falls behind to late and end runners
>nothing
>switch to pace
>final straight, right behind the 1st
>nothing
???
>>714740076my vodka beat the shit out of scarlet in every single race they had
then immediately ate shit in the URA finale
i have no idea what i did wrong
>Won by Distance
Damn I've only seen that on Urara's final career race
>>714739784All according to keiku...
Yes Gaijin, go to your local horse race track and start betting on the horse Skibidi Rizz
>>714740076You can theorically win every race, even the scripted ones.
Is it possible to win on turf as Ura? What's the method for getting our loser a win?
>>714740292you can win the ones that say "run in ______"?
>>714739960Balance stats but really it relies on skills. There's shitload of useful ones unique to Pacers that that are good as well on longs. If you're talking about food shop who has a mix of both long- mediums and longs, not as easy to set up for her no matter what.
Would you let goldship fuck your mare?
>>714740051What if Super Creek refuses to give it to me?
is this a skill-based game? Or is it all RNG and star level slop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze96jaJTmHM
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>had the entire week off from work and have to go back in tomorrow
no... i don't want to go...
>>714737541probably, but gonna have to find a way to rush a bit the daily missions
>>714740183Top Cun's skill activates for me all the time as front.
>>714740392yeah, but you'll need good inheritance and shit. haru can win the arima kainen
>>714740392Yeah. Most of them are artificially scripted by the uma having bad compatibilities like Urara, or giving the rival umas strong stats/skills.
You'll need to abuse the spark system and get powerful cards to win in those cases, but it eventually gets very doable.
>>714740509Just play on your phone bro
>>714740379You gotta breed her so she's suited for Turf.
>Gold Ship is actually an autismo irl
You learn something new every day.
>>714740421>Would you let goldship fuck yo-yes
>>714740379triple turf spark, at a minimum
>>714740673if an uma has a character quirk it's inspired by the real life horse
>>714740775does that mean Top Cun wanted to fuck his trainer all the time?
>>714737541>Watched the Anime from Pretty Derby S1 all the way to Cinderella Gray>Played the game>Reminds me of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2 gameplay loop wise>Idolm@ster interactionsYes I will. I am deeply invested in the universe despite it being slow at first.
>>714740896Teio's smile is a ray of sunshine
>>714739342Each girl's trainer is (You), but not the same (You).
>>714740775does that mean Oguri Cap was a fatass that did nothing but eat nonstop?
>>714740775Usually but not always
>>714737541I only got into Umamusume like 1 month ago via the anime, actually quite close to the game release but I wasn't thinking of the game at all, just wanted something to watched and decided to give it ago.
Suffice to say, I really enjoyed the series.
>>714740775Not always, Daiwa is a tsun ingame but the irl horse is actually a dere
>>714741078Yeah, IIRC the horse would try to eat its bedding it was such a fatty. Another horse, Hishi Miracle, was like that too but to a lesser extent.
>>714741078he was a skinny foal who couldn't even walk until he ate a shitton of food and became what he is known now
>>714741078desu, TBs eat alot. The one I took care of had issues putting on weight even though she was doing nothing most of the time.
>>714741180is it true that daiwa scarlet's owner paid the devs to make her tits bigger so that she'd get more fans than her real life rivals?
What should I be spending Carats on? How many should I be saving for the future? I've got about 3K left from just claiming the starter rewards and I got Super Creek.
Can my iphone 7 plus play this without explode?
>>714741257More like made it a condition to allow Daiwa in the game. And it was to be specifically bigger than Vodka.
>>714741304Support cards and nothing else.
>>714741257i thought it was that the owner would only allow scarlet to be in the game if her tits are bigger than vodka's
>>714736854Streamers can't exactly wank to doujin on stream.
Are there more Sakura [name] O horses in JP? Are they all retarded too? The one in Cinderella Grey seems pretty normal and very cute
>>714741464Two more Sakura umas, but rather than dumb, they are actually succubuses in uma form.
At long last
A good veteran uma for my noob ass
>>714741257Any links for this, sounds funny
>even horses have best friends to play video games with
Whatโs your excuse /v/?
>>714741360Don't be ridiculous.
>>714741454>no porn allowed>800 submissions in THE porn conventionhow??
>>714738785at this point it wouldn't surprise me to see an Umamusume X Dodgers collab
>>714741754There's a massive amount of non H doujinshi and that's usually where a lot the community memes and stuff are found. It's actually sad how lots of the non H stuff doesn't get uploaded because they're usually really funny and how we get stuff like
>a cat is fine too
>>714741754Through dick, unity.
>>714741754Contrary to popular belief, not all doujins are hentai.
>>714741674The one on the left is a bay and the one on the right is a sorrel.
>>714733439There's a name for what you posted, that's a centaur. "Horse girls" are "girls" (as in female humans) with some horse characteristics.
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>King Halo gets NEGATIVE skills
who the fuck designed her Career to be so brutal
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Bakushin is SMART
>>714741523Very cool, looking forward to her
>>714727968I got that reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18
>>714742005Goldship also gets a skill that specifically makes late starts even worse for her, mimicking the 12 billion yen incident
I feel like I'm making zero progress without rolling for support cards
Anyone has won against El Conder in the Event Race? I think I'm still too weak for that but it'll expire in 3 days, so...
>>714742015>garterswould bakusex.
when is kitasan coming out anyways? i've got like 10k carats right now
>>714742284my oguri beat her 3 times easily
>>714742005Me. I hate ojous.
>>714742284I tried once and the racer I picked had Bad mood for some reason even though I couldn't see it beforehand
>asmongold streamed uma musume twice
I'm shocked he liked the game enough the first time to do it again
She really wanted that chicken.
>>714742284I had Maruzensky beat her.
>>714742284A long can beat her easy as long as close in stats.
what the fuck do you mean she didn't win
is 2nd not better than 3rd
stupid
>>714739089Time to move out White Man. Come home to America.
>>714742380Think the bald Canadian has already had 3 or 4 streams
>>714742456The game follows a philosophy of "If you're not first, you're last" and therefore both of you are last.
>>714739049My FUARKING hero
>>714740605Interesting, would you recommend rolling into better SSR's and SR and LB to get better stats? So far I have leveled my cards to 25-30. It does good enough but not high amounts of stats yet as I do not have LB.
>>714740183How do you get them to activate the Ult skills? I know that Wit matters, is something else at play?
>>714727426 (OP)Just wait for the next new campaign mode. Whatever you can't achieved now can be done easily there.
>>714741694He's correct. Umas will gradually be unlockable over time so you can get all of them for free without rolling. Trade off is by the time you can unlock them they aren't as good anymore compared to the current new umas on the banner.
Best to save for support cards.
>>714742380everybody loves gambling, its human nature
>>714739049Journos are really milking the horses.
Quick question. Which one is important to pull? Uma or Support card?
>>714742380He doesn't understand the game at all. He seems kinda slow.
>>714742893support cards are a lot more important
but umas are what make you wanna play
>>714742251Honestly for F2P shitters, having fully uncapped SRs tend to be more effective than rolling for 0* SSRs.
i think i might love helios
>>714742953he only played it again because some Uma fanboys on twitter were getting pissy and trying to gatekeep him and his community from the fandom
>>714742561Northernlion is THE roguelike guy so I can at least understand it. I doubt he'll last longterm though. The game definitely starts to show its cracks if you really hate gacha mechanics AND don't care about the story of any of the characters.
>>714742284I beat her with Silence, Condor Pasa didn't even place 2nd during the race.
>>714736803I've got it 4 times.
All with Haru.
>need to do Gold Ship's mission
>level up my Gold Ship card because it seems perfect for an end closer like her
>can't use it
This is absolute horse shit, what the fuck? I just noticed I have a Mihono Bourbon SR card too while upgrading which seems great for a front runner but you're telling me I can't use it for my fucking front runner ace trainee, her goddamn self??
>>714730180Wait, why the fuck is that special week card good?
I got it maxed out and its has been nothing but very meh.
>>714743043>SHE RELEASES IN TWO FUCKING YEARSIt's not fair bros. I need my horse who speaks with brainrot slang.
>>714727426 (OP)I got Bakushin to the finals, good enuf for the night
I thought /v/ said horse girls were crazy.
So uh new player here should i reroll for horse or card something?
>>714742661Absolutely. Check each card to see their bonuses, usually the most important are friendship, training bonus and skill hint level.
In PVP every whale goes in with maxed SSRs, so I'd recommend focusing on cards whose skills work for general purpose like Creek or the upcoming Kitasan.
>>714743186 a woman literally can't support herself, that's why your her trainer, just think for a moment you dumbass.
where's the stat that goes up the more you love your Uma irl?
>>714742768wtf
I'm gonna spend at least one ten roll on cute horse girls and no one can stop me. Surely, SURELY, there's no way missing a mere 1500 Carats could come back to fuck me in the ass.
>>714743315Reroll for cards. Only reroll for horses if there are some horses you really want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsctL6Koxyk
>>7147432943dpd horse girls ARE crazy. 2d Umas are cute and adorable and worth protecting at all costs
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>>714743208that's agnes digital though and she's already got an in-game model
>>714743208well, damn. looks like i'll have to play this game for at least 2 years then.
>>714743186The support cards are the people you hang out with and train with. You can't hang out with yourself.
>>714743408Even the crazy Umas?
>>714736153>go to support cards gacha>roll 1>ssr>4 more single rolls>another ssr>do a 10 roll 6 times>zero ssr
>>714738330>doujins where the rapist gets role reversal'd because he didnt realize Umas are basically immune to drugs and alcohol and can probably benchpress his bodyweight
>>714743423Most characters already have a model. I was surprised to see an event with Akebono who doesn't even have a support card yet.
>>714741180It's true that she's still dumb as shit though. And incredibly fussy. The whole 'Needy Princess' thing she has going on personality-wise is pretty true.
>>714741257Rumoured, never proven.
>>714743386Which cards is good?
Stats other than speed matter, Trainer-san
Did y'all collect your free 1.5k carats yet?
>>714743062gatekeep when uma is like the most normalfag popular shit ever in japan lmao
>>714743593not for bakushin
>>714743593Nothing matters after your uma tapped into the Speed Force.
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>>714736153>dude just reroll for Fine Motion
what is sex with agnes tachyon like
>>714743593My dumb bitch still gets boxed in no matter how much I train Power.
>>714743678no one knows, no one has been conscious throughout
>>714743678Honestly probably efficient and relatively boring. She doesn't even like sparing time to eat. Wouldn't shock me if she just aggressively jacked you off into a cup and then left to go do weird shit to the semen.
>>714743208Is that with the Accelerated? Because if not, it might be half the time because this means no dead time in between banner releases.
Why are there horse porns now?
Did the Yakuza give up?
>>714743760>agnes producing test tube horsegirls
>>714743678It would be extremely painful.
How the fuck do I train horses for medium races. I've tried working in stamina and power and wit along-side speed but it just gets too spread out even on lucky runs. I didn't have this problem with Bakushin O.
>>714743678You wont survive.
>>714743826and that's how scarlet was born
>>714743810They may be powerful, but only in Japan, they can't do shit to burger gooners
So does this get QoL later that lets you auto through the daily races or team trials?
That seems like pointless padding to make you do it for every single one.
>>714743869I find it kinda silly how despite her pedigree Agnes is only a one start ingame
>Daiwa Scarlet was born from Agnes Tachyon and Scarlet Bouquet
>Scarlet Bouquet was a Northern Taste off-spring
>Agnes fucks Canadians
Interesting.
>>714744027they want you to whale for those floppy sleeves
>>714743947You can just skip to result for those, it takes barely any time to do those. Really, having to complete an entire campaign for a daily is far more work
>>714729686It is. I found out myself.
KFC Japan uses cottonseed oil and corn oil for frying. It's more expensive, but they claim it makes for better tasting chicken.
It also seems to make it seem "cleaner."
>>714730180>4 SSRs in shit tierBravo cygames
>>714744027it's because the real tachyon only raced in 4 proper races before getting injured
>>714744108I agree but it's still several minutes of just clicking the same button with zero decisions made
how do I make Suzuka stop jobbing?
>>714744027Lots of powerful horses are low stars in the game. It's not really meant to reflect their rl tier. It's just whatever they thought people would be more likely to whale for. Agnes didn't even get much anime inclusion till the movie.
>>714729686unlike in burgerstan, nips actually don't inject their food with massive amounts of cheap slop
>>714744170be anime trainer san
>>714744027The stars don't mean much aside from having an advantage right when you get them. Low rarities are easier to get where you want them over time.
>>714729686japan fast food chain is the best
clean, good, not greasy at all
>>714744170Focus mostly on speed with a bit into Stamina and Wit, front runners are always the easiest to train since you can dump Power.
>>714727953Why do they look so sad?
>>714743947Jp got a full auto mode for campaigns a few years later.
>>714744416Condor lost. Oguri is just autistic. Dont worry about her.
>>714744395I meant in PVP. Stat dumping power seems like a mistake since she just fucking dies if she gets overtaken.
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I will never beat King Halo's campaign
>>714744416Oguri is thinking of stuffing her fat fucking face
Oguri is carrying me through the events.
>>714744416oguri is hungry
my oguri lost at URA final
have no idea what i am doing wrong
Do you get the onsen scene randomly or do you have to reach certain bond level?
OGURI CAPU
OGURI CAPU
MEIJIRO RYAN
MEIJIRO RYAN
SAKURA BAKUSHIN O
SAKURA BAKUSHIN O
>>714744570You have to get the ticket from the raffle and then win the run
>>714742005i don't understand the green version of this skill
what does it do?
>>714743678DO NOT STICK IT IN CRAZY
>>714730390I hate this woke ass game. I just went to race horse girls and this fucking faggot keeps yelling VACCINE. Nice try but Iโm still not getting the jab.
>>714744731The icon in the skill shows the stat it buffs.
It ups Stamina in irregular distances
>>714744731Read it again slowly.
>>714744731Increases stamina on non-multiples by 4 distance tracks, like 2500m.
>>714743379Umas don't really matter just roll for who you like then save everything else on support cards. Old uma+latest meta support cards deck will beat a new uma+non meta support card deck. You can use the same uma till eos as long as you have the latest meta cards.
>>714738906If you can find a way to have the Landscape UI on Tablet please tell me, My Ipad loks stupid when I try to play this game and it's on portrait
>>714744507just don't get overtaken lol
>>714744416Oguri's playing it cool
>>714744027Just wait for her summer version, it's a 3*.
>>714744507late speed/acceleration skills
>>714744560Bro, my botched haru run got better stat than that...
Either your card is shit or you didn't proc enough rainbow because you didn't focus on relationship before the first summer hit.
>>714745019Whenever she holds her tummy it makes her look like she's pregnant and she's considering the wellbeing of the baby growing inside her.
>>714745286Didn't do a good job then, all of Oguri Cap's progeny were weak as fuck and couldn't go above a G3 race.
>>714745286Its a food-baby, prease understand
Got cuties!
Just me or you should always aim for the nearest one, seems like it has less chance to fall.
>>714745286the carrots in this game took good af
>>714742384>969 family mealsBros I'm gonna have to sell the house...
>>714745392going for the ones further away should be fine with the last one when it goes really quick
>>714745392I only do the close one as the middle has a 90% fail rate and the far one is 100% failure
If you can't afford to feed your honse, they'll take more extreme methods to satiate their hunger...
>run Vodka for the 3* ticket mission
>win every race until Oka Sho
>career goal is to get top 5
>get 5th
>mission clear popup doesn't popup
>check missions again
>"Get top 3"
>can't retry
>can't give up because I'll miss out on event points and waste TP
Whoever made this list of missions is a goddamn wop cocksucker
>>714745690night of the living uma...
>>714745690>Don't invite your uma to eat out enough>She forcefully sucks your cock while you're trying to train her
So if the global release maintains this level of popularity, what are the odds that cygames would try to reach out and add Secretariat or other famous american horses down the line?
>>714746149>Ahhh...gaijin-san, we would rike to turn your horse into pretty cartoon girlu!
>bro playing with bakushin is easy just train speed
Just lost my first career in the entire game with her. Fuck you liars.
I couldn't for the life of me determine if she's a front runner or a pace chaser.
>>714746282>everyone says just train speed>DO I WANT HER TO NIGE OR TRY TO OVERTAKEfaggot
>>714746282>be dumb>lose raceMany such cases
>>714746282>do i have the speed-only character run the speed position or the speed and power positionretard
>>714746149Secretariat is too OP. He'd have to be a boss character or something. Motherfucker won the Belmont Stakes by THIRTY ONE LENGTHS. He was a genetic freak, and he wasn't normal.
>>714746387>>714746378>>714746339Got a veteran Bakushin with a filthy D rank. So far she's the hardest character in the game.
>hurr durr just make her a front runnerShe literally has zero acceleration skills for when she's in the front. Who's the retard now?
>>714746518>Who's the retard now?you
>>714746518bakushin is the easiest character. she's the only character I've won the finale with.
First you baku, then you shin.
>>714746518>bakushin character tells you to bakushin>don't bakushin>lose>cry on 4chanBased
>>714746518>Who's the retard now?still you
>>714746518Works on my Bakushin
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>>714746518anon... how could you possibly fuck this up
>>714742284beat her with mcqueen
This guy is Bakushitting his pants
How many event points can you get per career spamming bakushin with event cards?
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>>714746825i'm grinding it right now and get like 15k at least every run
Is the song request global or am I just spamming songs to my friends?
>>714746890Shit that would require like 15 runs to get me the card. I don't think its worth the hassle I could end up hating the game after such grind.
>>714746825I've settled with the fact I'm only getting the card to 45
I don't want to spam Bakushin autism for 2 days straight
>>714743869Her face in that staredown at the end is hilarious
>>714744560I had a Diawa easily win the URA with roughly those same stats, minus 500 wit and Swinging Maestro.
I would proc Prepared to Pass, Homestretch Haste, High Teio step then Red Ace and win every single UFA race by several lengths.
>>714746149How strong are american race horses compared to japanese race horses anyway? The new season of Cinderella Gray seems to paint USA as the big boss when Oguri hasn't even beaten Tamamo yet
>>714747407American race horses were so good that they basically obsoleted Japanese horses from the breeding pool of Japan. Like 80% of the top tier modern horses are a descendant of Sunday Silence (a double crown winner from the USA) or his descendants.
>>714746149global exclusive horses would be great