Thread 714749098

Boomer Nights Edition

Now: Mega Man X4
Next: Castlevania: The Adventure ReBirth
Later: Astro Boy: Omega Factor

Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56

Previous: >>714743297

MIGGGGGGGIN'

I'll never mig
I'm not a migger

JET

STINGRAY

this night has been pretty comfy

>>714749147
I got bad news for you, buddy...

miggin'

>>714749184
HE DESTROYED
THE CITY
AND ESCAPED
TO THE SEA

how comfy are you /v/?
I'm watching the stream and reading on 1 screen and working on another.

migged

>>714749256
have to go to the office in 5 mins. not comfy at all

>>714749256
the host fucking sucks
can't relax

>>714749098 (OP)
I'm in

I'm taking off some points because two runners

i just want my late night chill slop with a bit of caveman esque cringe going on

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY fuck this host

>>714749368
you must be fun at shitpost threads

I'm taking off more points for unfunny injokes

>>714749398
You've never had anyone tell you you're funny.

ai that auto filters annoying hosts when?

>sonicshadowsilver is actually at GDQ
Oh nonono. I shouldn't be shocked, but now I get to see what that trainwreck looks like I guess.
And the entire couch is the GDQ clique which isn't surprising since they groomed him into trooning out.

>>714749395
mud nugget...

>>714749450
Yes, because they're laughing instead of being ironic.

honestly this run has too many he/him
this seems not inclusive enough

these guys aren't as funny as they think they are

>>714749460
someone already did that but it mutes the stream

Rating........ decreasing........

>>714749517
did you mom not laugh at your jokes in homeschool?

>>714749485
Who is laughing? Why are they laughing with no one backing them up? Seems pretty insane to just cackle in the middle of a field.

Women should not be allowed to speak in public.
Ideally in private too.

>>714749387
She isn't that bad. Sure she's annoying when she talks. But she doesn't try to force in donations everytime there's even a second of silence, like some hosts do.

I should let you all know the next runner is also a fat boomer

>>714749160
NTA but as someone who felt/believed they were hopelessly addicted to soda/sugar... Vast majority of those obese are using your rhetoric as an excuse. Putting in actual effort to kill my "addiction of 25 years" took one week. Don't enable, seek pathways towards helping them instead if you *actually* care for them. And even then, the minority who do have a real brain chemistry problem can still get healthier; they just need more than willpower and accountability.

This wouldn't have happened if Caleb were there.

>>714749587
Misogyny is the first step to trannyism.

the inside jokes are not fun to hear fuck you fat fucks

>>714749632
did he get off the roids after the heart attack

>>714749547
do you identify with them or something?

>>714749587
I'm surprised you've heard one not on TV with how they so voraciously avoid you.

>>714749658
>"S-STOP HAVING FUN"

32k viewers chat is moving so fast

>>714749634
>hating women leads you to become the thing you hate
This is why I say most of them are just dudes with depression.

You enjoying the event so far?

>>714749595
>She isn't that bad. Sure she's annoying when she talks. But sometimes she doesn't.
Fair enough.

who invited seethe anon to the cookout

>>714749604
Glorious Night

i can't tell if that's an ame shirt or not because of the dude belly

>>714749395
I'm getting brutally wristmogged by this

>>714749686
these fuckin retards were all hanging out before this doing this nonsense blabble like keep it entertaining for everyone else and quit acting like you're in a discord group

>everyone hates x5
what is this fag talking about

>>714749712
other than the cringe skits it's bretty good. the game setups being fast automatically makes it better than ESA

>>714749751
You are a lonely sad sape, and we all know it.

in awe of the rotundness of the guy on the left

is the host a tranny?

Catching up on a couple of ESA runs I missed, and I'm surprised the Jedi Academy one wasn't rated higher, it's only rated around B, but it seemed like an excellent run to me, especially compared to more chokey runs of it I've seen before, he pulled off a lot of complicated tricks, explained everything well, and was well under estimate, for a fairly skill heavy game to speedrun.

>>714749759
I can't imagine X5 is fun to run with all the forced text boxes

>>714749669
so he says

>>714749820
even worse a woman

>>714749801
and so are you watchin this alongside everyone else but at least i know how to act like i give a shit about makin others entertained instead of makin it an even more circle jerk like the speedrunnin community already is

this shit is normalized corporate slop now and this isn't appealing

>>714749703
No one speaks in GDQ chat anymore. They went ground zero with their ban bombings. Even saying anything slightly not HOYYYYYYYPPPEEEE gets you a ban.
This is what it looks like to be all inclusive, no one speaks, and it's the more soulless crowd of people watching in silence because they don't want to be capped for saying something funny that some loser didn't think was funny.

Plus on some level I'm sure GDQ is saying
"Look
*deep sigh*
Look, it just
*another exasperated sigh*
It just takes away from the focus of why we are here
*deep inhale*
We are here for charity, not for funny memes.
*longest exhale*
Now watch our sketch comedy slop during the day shift. It's vital for donation morale."

The only Mega-Man I've played is the first idk anything about these ones

>>714749846
Yeah most anons didn't really invest in ratings this ESA

>>714749604
that's great

>>714749818
function follows form

>>714749715
God I fucking love Cromartie

why is this bitch pretending to be sandy cheeks

>>714750009
someone said donie and that set her off

unironically what were they thinking with the english dub in this game. it's resident evil 1 tier

Grateful that the cutscene incentive was met. this is great

wtf why did he kill his friends

>>714750096
It was a different time

>>714750161
His name is literally Double.

>>714749889
NTA but you seem to be a knowledgeable anon.

>empty chat
>empty stage
what gives? where's the fun?
is this just a thinly veiled milkening?

This might be my favorite run so far.

>>714750229
they look like a cool group of dudes
the guy on the right is probably the chaddest of the bunch

>>714750213
because he brings trouble?

>>714749889
Yep, it's almost like they are the fascists they claim to fight all along.

>>714750274
He's also an agent for the enemy.
A double agent.

>>714750229
fat

>>714750229
>saves your event

>>714750240
Now it is.
GDQ became a very vocal ally org. So that means you have to basically agree with their politics no excuses. If there's a hint that you disagree with them or you have tweets they disagree with, you're blacklisted.
So a bunch of runners are black listed because some ally schizo will go through a runners history they don't like, screech at GDQ and then they have to do something about it.

something something police state level of control which means no one wants to act out or have fun cause they might view it as a bannable offense.

>>714749669
yeah but he has to take meds for the rest of his life now

I hate this faggot so fucking much it's unreal

>greetings from Germany
HE SAID THE THING

>>714750409
>just don't say something abhorrent and apologize if you do
>"NOO THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!"

>>714750229
>those two retards in the back wearing masks in the summer time
How much you want to bet they both have a cold and they are gonna be the ground zero for this events covid outbreak that seems to always happen at these events?

>>714750495
wider

>concert
Pass.

>>714750489
>Isn't it odd how male to female trans runners seem to go over the estimate that much more often that anybody e----
>BANNU BANNU YOU WILL SUCK ZE TRANNY DONG

>>714750447
hoooip..

>Could you play X4 first?
Easy fucking S. Where were these guys for that terrible ESA Undertale race. Kek

>>714750447
He'd know all about interrupting runners, huh?

>>714750489
>just don't say something abhorrent
>common sense and basic observations get labelled "abhorrent"
>No-one knows what to say as theoretically anything can then become "abhorrent" on the whims of the tinpot tyrants

>mute donations
>remember to unmute a few minutes later
>mute donations

>>714750489
They blacklisted shift because he made a schizo enemy who made up a bunch of bullshit about bigoted things he said and he still ate a bad after apology lmao
Dude's a major fag, but watching that debacle unfold shows how little you have to rock the boat to get banned by GDQ and just have them never choose your runs for the marathon.

Also you literally catch a ban in chat if you say "man that person on the couch isn't that funny" or anything slightly negative about the run.

>>714750229
I wouldn't fuck with left guy
he knows some very advanced kung fu

>>714750489
translators note: "abhorrent" is subject to change based on the whim of increasingly narrow purity spirals

>moist
>in my lane
>thriving

Isn't this being held on the East Coast? Like Pittsburgh or something? This is way too high energy for it being this hour

>>714750229
>just some bros being dudes
Ugly bastard on the left turning towards the other guy and couch every single load reminds me of playing vidya with the lads
Takes me back

this run is great

>>714750489
What's considered abhorrent shifts on a yearly basis you disingenuous nigger.
Excellent bait

>>714750489
Define abhorrent

>>714750409
>no one wants to act out or have fun cause they might view it as a bannable offense.
these guys seem to be having fun just fine but you guys are too busy circle jerking a dead horse to enjoy it. funny that

>>714750708
MODS MODS MODS

>>714750674
his name is mike and he can teleport with closet doors

>>714750679
he looks like a frog

Rate Mega Man X4!

>>714750708
How do I get so many piccys of feet?

I come to /v/.

>>714750721
Something which creates a sense of horror.
Which for oversensitive faggots, is literally anything.

>>714750708

Right but keep the revolting 3DPD to yourself.

>>714750785
C

>cutscene incentive met
>retarded announcer keeps talking over it

>>714750409
thenks for the explanation anon. i'll check in and watch the runs in the upcoming days but so far it feels like a mere shell of what it used to be.

>>714750785
C, it was mid

>>714750785
C

>>714750785
S

>>714750785
A

>>714750785
good

>>714750785
A+

>>714750785
S

>>714750785
A

>>714750785
B for Breath of fresh air

>>714750785
A

>>714750785
C for cutman

>>714750785
B for the fun runners but shit race

>>714750708
Revolting
>>714750785
A

>>714750785
S because I'm old.

>>714750785
S
it's peak I'm afraid

>>714750785
A
Pretty gud.

>>714750785
A

>>714750785
S

>>714750785
B

>>714750785
B

I enjoyed it

>>714750785
A, minus two ranks for the commentator
So C

why does megaMAN sound like a girl lol

>>714750785
A for affable

>>714750785
A
Compared to the rest of the event however it's damn near an S, I don't blame people for rating that way.

>>714750785
A

Man, X4 is such a good game

>>714750760
We are talking about their chat.
At least that's what I am.

But even with that, do we have to get the spikevegeta quote about having too much fun? These guys are middle of the pack fun- the safe GDQ approved level of fun, this is not wild fun that's 10/10 kino for speedruns that we had a few times and then GDQ shit on them for being too fun.

I wanna fug Megaman with that voice.

>>714750785
S
love seeing boomers have fun and the cutscenes were great

>>714750785
S
Funny shit and a great run.

>>714750785
A+
Proper run with good bants

>>714750785
B

>there are people here so young that they don't know 2 - 5 AM east coast time is a magic window where graveyard can turn out better energy than the majority of the daytime runs
Getting this on night 1 is a gift; now you have to wait to see if it happens again.

>>714750785
B

>>714750685
Nope it’s in the Twin Cities

>>714750785
A
I don't care for races.
Host was annoying.
Still good though.

>>714750785
A+
Good run with people who sounds like they're actual friends.

>>714750785
He took the sundering real hard but still showed up so A

>>714750785
Z

>>714750785
I'm doin' him an A

>>714750785
A

>>714750785
A

>>714750968
yeah ive been going graveyard for these events for years for this reason

>>714750968
yup, gotta try to stay up to adjust my sleep window for the week and skip all the tendie afternoon runs

>>714750997
kek got me

>>714750785
D for didn't watch past the first minute
But there were no trannies.

>>714750785
S

S run

.....2D then?

>>714751058
Holy shit is that THE Doug Dimmadome?

why does it speak this way

>>714750997
god dammit

>>714750785
C, it was eh

So those were the Wild Guns and Smart Ball guys without the cowboy?

why is her voice so grating?

>>714751043
i can't stop seeing the malnourished tranny whenever i get to read mentally ill posts like this

>>714751129
vocal fry

CAN THIS BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP

which is worse
she's aware of how annoying she's being or unaware?

everyone who rated S is fat

>>714750785
A

Why's she trying to be southern

>>714751093
The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

>>714750818
Kinda yeah.
It's mostly a shell because of a few factors.
Sometimes it's alright, but I wish desk jockeys would just shut the fuck up and stop trying to shill as much. They just push donating way too much at all times, even these intermission periods it's them talking non stop now, instead of just vibing to cool remixes because GDQ removes all remixes from their VODs to YT but keep the announcers. So now they want to fill the dead air with their voices in the videos instead of absolute silence.

>>714751201
yeah...

>>714750708
jannies? do something

>>714751201
Phew.. I rated A.. I am skinny

>>714751226
With a name like SatanHerself she probably grew up Southern Baptist

>>714751201
Problem?

>>714750785
C overestimate

>>714751201
Fat neet website

>>714751192
Intentional acts are always worse than unintentional.

>>714750785
A

>wiiware castlevania game by m2

what the fuck?

>>714751226
SGDQ24 Wild Guns

>>714751201
You aren't?

>>714751201
Janny can't save you.

>>714751286
esa would have been worth watching if he was there

this fucking accent

>>714750785
A

Do you think this host sees any irony in her faux-Southern accent joke having her going "YA'LL" a lot, yet when speaking normally in her generic accent, she ALSO now says "ya'll" constantly?

>>714751226
recurring bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMDKH0u6V10

/v/bros what did she mean by saying she wants my tendies and donies?

can she shut up for god's sake

why are they allowing her to do a southern accent?
i thought progressives considered all white southerners to be racists bigots?

>>714751408
a southern accent is one of the few american accents I like because of how down to earth and genuine it sounds
this bitch is fucking murdering that

>>714751129
She's making her voice unnaturally high pitched. If she'd speak in her normal tone it'd be much more sufferable.

when is this dono reader off the schedule

Every year I think it can't get any worse and yet they manage to outdo themselves.

>>714751301
Not really.
It was actually originally college/university website filled with the average white male where'd many would larp as fat neets to get a rise out of people.

Actual fat neets were subject to intense scorn and mockery. But as with everything, the real deal then comes flooding in and slowly corrupts the site.

>>714749325
>>714751029
I’m so glad to see you retards again
<3

>>714751242
god will you ever shut up

is it me or is she more fuckable with the southern accent?

>>714750782
I thought the same thing.

>>714751545
THIS IS
RUNNING ON EMPTY
FOOD REVIEW

>>714751545
you can join her polycule!

>>714751496
too bad the friendliness and hospitality is mostly fake

>>714751545
>she

IRON

BLUE

INTENTION

Complete, global, vampirization?

>>714751579
brown

>there's no tech in this game
Well that's exciting thanks for selling me your run

>>714751579
brown

>>714751545
Keep it

>more of the boomer team
Yes.
New Messiah is the most underrated Castlevania theme. It's so good.

>>714751530
Incorrect, back you go!

>MAH VOICE HYUCK HYUCK STUPID SOUTHERNERS AMIRITE, YA'LL YA''LL HUHUH
>Anyway, YA'LL are donating so much, trans rights!

OOOOOOOOOOORRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>literally everyone on the couch is the obese black graphic tee + shorts reddit millennial
so it's really either this or straight up troons huh

>>714751698
Holy fucking triggered KEK

>>714751705
>caring about what some fat dudes wear to GDQ

next run automatically gonna be better because this bitch will finally be gone

Bless her heart

ya'll ima be honest i wanna put a baby in that dumb southern accent sslinging autistic speedrunnin whore

>>714751705
>obese black graphic tee + shorts reddit millennial
what did you think a gamer was? a musclebound gigachad who wears a 3 piece suit?

>>714751697
>Back you go
If only you could realise how wrong you are.

>another Castlevania run
I'll just watch stream 2

She's faking that accent, right? She goes in and out of it.

>>714751795
I see nothing wrong with this clip, cry harder Incel

>>714751625
>>714751664
i grew up in the rural south. there's a reason why every single young person from there either leaves for the cities or moves out of the deep south entirely as soon as they are able to

>>714751805
God her voice is making my ears physically shudder.

>>714751889
because you're brown

>>714751860
Yes, it's a "bit"

>FUCKS THE TREND
I heard that

>>714751860
shes faking it

why are these threads so mean during dead hours
yall need to be better

>>714751860
Yes. Its because one of them called donations "donies" referencing their past runs when they had the cowboy on the couch who got her to do a southern accent

guess i'll have to watch the run muted

i don't mind the boomers laughing at their own in-jokes but i can't stand this donation reader
i'm going to sleep

>>714751734
>>714751868
This really the gimmick you're going with?

>>714751860
nothing about that accent sound real are you retarded?

>>714751942
y'all need to diaf

>>714751542
Yeah, that's what I say about the desk host.
But no I won't, fuck you. GDQ fucking sucks and I know these fags read these threads because they are starved of validation, they even seek it from us chuds.
You can't ban me here for saying things you don't want to read faggot, which is why GDQ fucking sucks.

>>714751907
here you go kid now fuck off

the bit really falls flat without the cowboy on the couch

>>714751705
It’s a speedrunning marathon you summerfag. What the fuck do you expect

I'm in my pjs

>>714751958
Brother, you are crying about something that is doing a good thing for humanity. Turn the stream off and go meditate for 15 minutes to clear your mind. Or keep complaining over something you can't control. Be a better human

>>714751995
you don't want to enjoy runs you want to endlessly critique GDQ and it FUCKING SUCKS ya miserable buzzkill vibe shitter close the stream or quit crying like a bitch non stop

can i get a howdy and yeehaw partners?

>>714751860
I can tell you suck off JP voice acting all the time if you can't tell that is a fake accent
fucking retard

>>714751925
keep trying anon, you'll get out one day

am europee so just finished 12 hour siesta
your favorite moment so far (that I've missed)?

>>714752004
No ty keep em fag.

Rate Starwin's mascot.

I just finished the original Castlevania for the NES. Should I play 2 and 3 next or should I move on to the better rated games for the SNES and PSX?

>>714751831
>gigachad
holy shit go back

>>714752086
you'll never not be brown tho

why is everyone laughing so much

>doing an accent bit
>for like an hour
NOT FUNNY

wait what was the joke he stole? that the boss has a bench on his stomach that you stand on? thats not a fucking joke, thats just an observation

>>714752174
>go back
this is all I have

>>714752060
>a good thing for humanity

>actually shrieking
didn't consider myself a misogynist until now

>>714752075
GDQ has enough hollow positivity to cover my ass with bullshit platitudes.
And yes I'll be bitter that the one fun thing about this event was interaction with others was ruthlessly killed and the only time I can say anything negative is on fucking 4chan or else I'll get banned otherwise.
So yes I'll fucking bitch here because this is the only unironically safes pace to shit talk GDQ and demand better of them knowing full well they are watching.

It's incredibly hard to enjoy this run with this dogshit southern acting for no reason but "haha quirky and funny!"

>>714752195
they are enjoying themselves. it's a foreign concept for most of us here

>>714752075
you don't want to enjoy threads you want to endlessly critique anons and it FUCKING SUCKS ya miserable buzzkill vibe shitter close the thread or quit crying like a bitch non stop

>>714752164
If you like NESvania then sure. 2 sucks blind but is fun with a guide. JP version of 3 is good but the US version is bullshit.

>>714752195
Forced fun, none of this is funny

>>714752250
we both know that's not true

why is she laughing with them? does she think she is part of the group or their dynamic?
cringe af

>>714752250
fake laughing at everything is not enjoying yourself, you dumb fuck

nobody likes a whiner anon

>>714752081
howdy partner

>>714752274
What's wrong with the US version?

>>714752195
They are hamming it up.
Either by request or something else I'd guess. Dude's look like they would drop casual racist jokes in chat and they are trying their hardest to filter the good hard hitting jokes while pretending they are still saying them.

>>714752348
On the bright side this game looks fun.

why is she yelling?
doesn't she know she has a microphone?!?

>group of guys being even remotely funny and having fun
>bitch donation reader desperately trying to fit in with the group with shitty forced everything the whole run
Name a more iconic GDQ duo. Same shit happened with that one EnglishBen GTA run

>>714752115
>no posts about her beatsaber run
Was it so bad it's not even worth posting?

>missing the cowboy
me too. wish we had crakatak here too

>>714752330
No one likes gooners, but we still deal with their shit too.
Deal with it fag, if I gotta listen to perpetually horny virgins cry about the 3 women still on the GDQ staff, I can bitch about what I want.

>>714752315
>>714752295
I doubt you've ever had a genuine non-transactional relationship if you can't understand enjoying time and laughing at anything and nothing with friends.

Just woke up
Anyone got a chart for me?

>>714752407
I imagined she'd be fatter

>>714752195
It's the GDQ chuckle that has plagued it for years
the kind of nervous laughter hoping nothing you say slips and gets you banned while pity laughing at shitty pun #49 you've probably heard a million times

>>714752412
It's a fucking Charity Marathon, if you want to watch dudes shooting the shit go on Youtube or some other stream

>>714752426
imagine trying to gaslight people in their 30s

>>714752416
>music run
>everyone spends the entire time talking over run
Simple as is

>>714752412
>bitch trying to fit in with the group
this always happens when someone brings his girlfriend when you're hanging out with the guys
women are always like this

>>714752462
The host still isn't part of the dynamic

Is second from the left wearing a Mike Matei shirt

based skip

>>714752412
Because almost every host has to make it about themselves despite being a glorified number announcer

>>714752462
are you seriously defending the annoying bitch that's actively being detrimental to the fun of the group and the audience?

>>714752480
If you've lived 30+ years and never had a friend. I pity you.

>this one dude having a melty defending this shit

Hope they see this buddy.

>unmute stream
some banshee screeching at the top of her lungs
>mute stream
GDQ used to be /fun/... feelssadman

>>714752497
Kinda but there are periods of 5+ minutes of silence that make the conversation between actually appreciated when they break up the silent vibe.

its fun i dont give a fuck

oh this is the idiot that kept doing oneyplays impressions during the inspector gadget run he did in agdq
fuck this guy

>>714752352
Enemies hit harder, less checkpoints, some subweapon drops were replaced with basic daggers. Enemies can spawn more frequently from offscreen, which is especially cool and fun when you’re mid-jump near the edge of the screen.

>What am I at, 21 minutes? I'll do it again. Who cares?
>ok can somebody extend the time
>NO

>>714752497
yes

Are there really GDQ employees posting here?
Who is defending that host behaviour, the fuck?

getting tired of these fatasses on screen. can we get normal people at some point

based lads, shrieking banshee "woman" can fuck off

>>714752559
It has been a decade at this point
>>714752606
the thread was split over her southern accent the first time she did it like a year ago. it was more fun with the cowboy

>>714752548
Are you autistic? Cant you see that it's all an act?

Rate Castelvania The Adventure Rebirth

>>714752668
B for a Bit annoying

Can anyone pinpoint the year GDQ went to shit?

>>714752668
B

>>714752624
Seething thincel

This castlevania game seems fun

>>714752668
F

>>714752668
B

>>714752462
Okay we get it GDQ shill, you're a new hire and you were put on 4chan watch to get feedback.
Let me give you a pro tip about how your job is gonna go.
You're gonna make up the same bullshit as a report, they are going to dismiss it cause why would they care what chuds think. And you spend the next week getting mad at us for not enjoying this slop in certain aspects while you waste energy trying to tell us we should for some reason.
We won't change our mind though. Just pretend you lurk here, and stop trying to advocate this shit. You are in the wrong place for this shit.

>>714752668
C+, decent run if you mute it

>faking the crowd out of an ORB
kek

>>714752668
D

>>714752606
yes, they even received broom perms

>>714752668
A
megaman run was better

>>714752668
B

>>714752668
D+

>>714752668
C because of the shrill bitch, would've been A otherwise

>>714752668
C

>>714752668
B

>>714752668
F
Boring game, unwatchable commentary

>>714752668
D

>>714752668
B

>>714752668
B

When's her game?

>>714752668
B

>>714752668
B
Post irony poisoned zoomers will never understand.

oh my god fucking finally

>>714752668
B - Would have been higher if not for the woman

YES

>>714752668
D
Ruined by the bitch host

>>714752668
D

Host ruined it

>>714752668
A

>>714752668
F

Oh thank god the annoying bitch is leaving i wonder how much she weights

>>714752697
2013 was the last good one

>>714752668
B

>>714752668
I'm doin' him a C

>>714752668
C I hate women

Did I miss any cringe kino in the last 8 hours?

>>714752668
B

>>714752668
B for banshee

>>714752668
ORB

>>714752624
>normal
this is a speedrunning event and these are the most normal guys that have shown up for the past 5 years.

>>714752798
would've been A without host but ultimately... D

>>714752697
It was always kinda bad but the threads went to shit in 2012 and completely kill in 2016

>>714752412
It's because of the Rex whatever run last GDQ, so it's heavily scripted, combined with the usual announcer intervention.

>>714752668
SSS because I like Castlevanias. Shame about the announcer.

Imagine simping for that shrill cunt

>>714752668
D tier for insufferable couch/host commentary

>y'all if you want to hear more of me

Why do these people think anyone gives two fucks about the hosts?

>>714752830
yes, you posted

>>714752721
>everyone that doesn't agree with me is a corporate shill
baby brain mentalization capabilities , type less your thoughts are not interesting

>>714752874
HOYP!!!

>>714752843
Well their version of normal is trannies, and screaming trans rights every 5 seconds hoping their frail bones don't shatter from the volume.

>>714752668
B
Things can get so much worse stoll

>>714752668
D for didn't watch, but no trannies though.

un squadron kino after i go to sleep. hope the runners good

>>714752886
he's probably one of those retards that thinks SKG is going to save gaming

>>714752668
B
shame about the host

>>714752886
You don't have to agree, but this is status quo for the generals and no one here respects this organization.
It's obvious as fuck you're a shill though.

>>714752875
I do

4chan mention in hot mic segment

Sleep schedule...

>>714752697
Easy, when they allowed audience to get in. When it was just the runners in smallish room it was so much more fun. Pretty much every run was kino as fuck.

>>714753005
clip it

>>714752497
>>714752565
>>714752592
I think i understand why i hate the laughing so much.

This is how an autistic retard thinks hanging out with friends is like. It comes out as completely fake and disingenuous, the MMX4 wasn't that bad, no idea why it got so cancerous all of a sudden.

>>714752886
You cant let go off GDQ huh? Gives you a nostalgic feeling? Let it go Anon, times that you associate with these events are long gone and will never return. But if by chance you're an actual shill/intern, you are doing a horrible job and I hope your "success" is monitored

>>714752945
SKG would save gaming if they didn't focus on live service slop and demanded companies to make a functional stand alone game and supplement it with an online service like they did 20 years ago.
Nothing ever happens, and nothing is going to change. A bunch of people bitching at game devs to stop being greedy kikes isn't going to magically make them stop being greedy kikes unless they go bankrupt.

>>714752668
D

how was her run?

>>714753050
>This is how an autistic retard thinks hanging out with friends is like. It comes out as completely fake and disingenuous
Anon, this is showing YOU are the autistic retard here. They're being genuine, but you are a third party seeing them without full context of what is funny to them.

They're awkward, and their humour is specific and weird, but it isn't fake.

What the hell is that?

what the fuck

These guys look like gamers

Fuck yeah, more boomers

Dire

>>714752830
Teio tummy love

>>714753146
a long shirt

dear god

What's the trooncount now?

oh no

I appreciate him covering his boner under his grandmother's dress.

>>714753170
a long shirt is long

>>714753140
Be honest, is that how you act when you're out with your friends doing whatever?

>>714753050
Partially.
>>714752452 This explains it better though why it's so shitty in context of GDQ and why you can tell it is disingenuous, or at the very least genuine lame.

>>714753050
It's just GDQ doing their usual running a joke into the ground shit. They're entertaining, but combined with her and them including her in the run's script, it was a mess.
Unfortunately, they had ....no choice.

>>714753056
>bwohs why can't everything be like slumber parties when I was 7 but we say nigger forever and ever
I'm not the one crying about that shit

>>714753140
>They're being genuine
No they are not lmao

>>714753057
cant believe our thread is graced by THE maldavius fagtree himself
write any else if statements lately, buddy?

>>714753226
It ate ALL the pronouns.

>>714753170
>>Total Trannie Death
well maybe not all of them but this one in particular.

>>714753237
No. But is it absurd to you that a group of old nerdy guys that met through speedrunning a game would act like that together?

>>714753261
>ignores the question and turns it into an absurd no u with a surprise nigger drop

SGQ is long gone dude, move on with your life

WARNING WARNING
FLASHING IMAGERY

>>714750818
It’s never going to be as good as Uyama and Essentia and Essentia’s husband singing Aria di mezzo carattere on Mike’s couch during the FF3 speedrun

>>714753170
I know I'm reading this wrong but it was my first impression

>>714753291
>well maybe not all of them
4chan is dead 10000000000th time

>>714753279
I'm glad I don't follow this slop or know who that is.

>>714753050
>>714753140
Second anon is right.
The problem with the runs was the guys were too busy shooting the shit with their own shorthand. They needed to play to a general audience, and not their own inside jokes, more.

I am blind i have read this as Astro Bot and i thought it was some kind of Astro Bot challenge run.

>>714753226
>you can't use wrong pronouns to trigger me if I use all the pronouns

What is Nikoheart doing at GDQ?

>>714753440
Some anons have trouble understanding tic tac toe, but think they can play 4D chess.

>>714753170
>go ahead, dearie. do your best for grandma.

>>714753378
thats because i know that some of you have a crush on trannies and i wouldnt want to cause my /v/ bros heartbreak

>>714753261
This but unironically.
Why can't we just get an unfiltered fun stream of people playing games making off colored jokes and just hanging out and the charity cause is secondary.
That is 100% more fun, and more enjoyable because the crowd enjoys genuine human performance and interest. In a world of manufactured hype, behavior, presentation, and all that slop, people desire genuine presentations of non manufactured bullshit.

The minute I hear two friends laughing and one says "fuck you" to the other it's instant 10/10 kino of genuine friendship.

>>714753191
MODS MODS MODS

This game looks fun.

I love these big enemy sprites

>>714753598
when's the next NASA event again?

>>714753481
>What is Nikoheart doing at GDQ?
Ragequitted ESA.

>>714753134
Sekiro was solid, Parken was cute

>>714753598
Because some shut-ins think anithing about this is genuine and I'm toen up it being sad or pathetic

I miss him

say something nice about her /v/...
or else!

>>714753598
buddy have I got good news, you can go join a Groyper discord and do that yourself RIGHT NOW!

>>714753481
HE'S A TRAITAAAAH

>>714753737
kek

>he/she/they
and how is this any different from "any"
you know what don't tell me, fuck all this troon shit

>>714753771
Fucking kek

>>714753765
Hes very brave ( or delusional ) for thinking he can ever pass.

>>714753703
what happened at ESA?

>>714753737
>filename

>>714753851
she did

>>714753815
cause she's not using it or xe or xi or whatever

>>714753815
>fuck all this troon
I wish...

>>714753803
NYO NYO NYO

>>714753802
NTA but me and my discord gang have been laughing at your post for the last half hour.
unironically would enjoy the other anons company over yours, you seem like an insufferable kunt.

>>714753851
women

>>714753708
>>714753709
Remember, the bottom one demands to be seen exactly the same as the top one

his tummy looks like a pair of saggy tits

>>714753771
Miss Makesmesick

How are trans people still shocking to you guys?

They got big chungus on the mic

>>714754023
does that mean he passes?

If you put KFFC's face on Dukefirebird's body nothing would change.

>>714753994
he's going to tell you that you aren't doing minutes after telling to that it's trivial to do that

>>714754068
what a COLOSSAL nutsack he's got hangin' down there

>>714754090
Not really, i'm glad the government is finally investigating the troon cult and all forms of association with them is seen in a negative light.

The troon impact on the youth can not be understated.

>>714753737
Uncanny

>check what's gonna be on for the next few hours while I work
>RCT run later today during the last hours
Gonna be comfy.

>>714754065
I think a portion of the people in these threads are less shocked and more here to see them like seeing animals in a zoo. They want to see them so they can react.

>>714753994
>he watches GDQ in a discord

Somehow you managed to do worse in life than these speedrunnees

>>714753851
woman who dressed like a complete slut around a bunch of guys got mad they creeped on her

>>714754068
INT summoner vs STR build with basic followers

>>714754253
>like a complete slut
you're kidding right?
she dressed normally

I fucking love Moai statues in video games

>>714753703
Does anyone have this pastebin? I want to see what her complaints actually were

>>714753765
>he/she

damn, he doesn't give a fuck

>>714754238
>>714754065
It'll never not be funny to see a rugged masculine man stroll out in a dress for old hags requesting to be treated and viewed as a woman, its timeless comedy

>>714754312
she dressed like she was going to a club after a bad breakup to have revenge sex with the first guy who looked at her.

>>714754203
the impact of my saggy nuts on your face cannot be understated

the anime about Pluto is pretty great

>>714754440
she dressed conservatively
i don't know what's going on in your warped, little, sex-starved, incel mind but she wasn't showing excessive skin or flashing her tits.

>>714754312
You're just a dude with a purse

>>714754478
Troon cult killed children

rate Astro Boy

>>714754564
B

It was a speedrun
Couch affected score

>>714754564
B+

thank god

>>714754564
F

>>714754564
A

>>714754564
A for Astro
Treasure runs are usually fun and this game is a pretty underrated gem.

>>714754564
B for the comic relief ogre on couch

>>714754564
C

>>714754564
B.

No complaints, minor tech and optimization, but no fumbles. Neat to watch as I don't remember seeing it before.

>>714754564
>not the full game
zzz

>>714754508
>>714754312
Look around you, no one is discussing the run. You have successfully ruined the thread and the guys at GDQ are angry that everything turned it into this

>>714754564
B

>>714754312
There is a bit of a reason why conventions need to remind that "cosplay is not consent", anon

>>714754564
B
>>714754508
In what reality is this >>714753914 conservative

>>714754564
C

>>714754564
B-

>>714754647
you're not discussing it either, hypocrite.

>>714754323
They're a classic

>>714754564
D-

>>714754564
C
Definition of average

>>714754424
if only you weren't such an insufferable kunt and newfag. maybe you too would have anons to chill with but you act like chibi himself making everyone around you uncomfortable.

>>714754564
I'm doin' him a B

>>714754564
C

>>714754661
how is a t-shirt not conservative?

>>714754564
A, comfy late night treasurekino. basically no donations read for 30 minutes and the dude on the couch barely spoke

VAE

VICTUS

>>714754564
C
post table.

>>714754647
It's a step up from arguing over whether or not the runner and couch are genuinely friends.

this freakshow is on?
what's the tranny count so far?

missed the fu run how was it

>>714754736
This one is gonna get the tranny tag on the list and someone is gonna watch the run staring at the tranny for 30 minutes and be so disappointed.

Probably this guy >>714754772

>>714754564
C

>>714754564
A

>>714754812
hell

Back to indie slop

>>714754564
S, pretty good

>>714754819
>list
has chart 'ecker posted a single list this event? I haven't seen any and I've been here for the past 8 hours

Donation reader's name is eerily close to prolapse

>>714754863
Is that a Hollow-like

>>714754863
>2024 indie
Definitely not an ad veiled as a speedrun.

The seething replies are incoming

Dios mio

jesus fuck here we go

OH COME ON

>>714753134
Good

>random obscure metroidvania clone
>ugly tranny
like clockwork

kino kek

Wait that was really funny actually.

GDQ

COMBO

did this guy lose a bet or something OMEGALUL

>>714754931

cant catch a break, can we?

Cool, 50 minutes to do something else before UN Squadron.

>>714754896
they have, do not worry

this has to be a joke

>>714754772
+3

>>714754346
https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk

It's a mashup of legitimate points and blowing things out of proportion / blaming ESA fpr stuff they can't do anything about. As far as I remember the hair sniffer was Bobbeigh/Blacktastic and the guy "accused of groping" was the German autist (habkeinename).

now we're rocking it

three, three trannies ah ah ah

>She/it
Based

Ok time to go play video games

instant ZZZ

she/ it wut

>dogshit mobile tier game hollow trash like

why do zoomtards like them so much?

I gotta say the tech has been actually good so far. Hopefully not too many shoutouts this year
>indieslop
>three (3) trannies
goodnight

why is it wearing lipstick

This is what a gamer looks like.

>>714754980
name my band

the two in the back aren't even trying what the fuck

Dude with lipstick

>>714754994
>As far as I remember the hair sniffer was Bobbeigh/Blacktastic
isn't this guy on the list of GDQ supporters/ambassadors? wtf

>>714755006
>>714755020
it's a masochist

man I just can't enjoy gdq because of their voices. It just irks me

so do you guys genuinely seethe over trannies being 80% of this event or do you just shitpost about it because it's fun

.....it?

>>714755006
SHEEEEEEEEIT

>>714755058
right is trying and doing an awful job

left is just a dude 100%, I think he's in on the joke

>>714755062
>tranny
>obscure game meaning the leaderboard for speedrunning is smaller
name a more iconic duo

>>714755098
laughed harder than I shouldve

>>714754994
>the hair sniffer was Bobbeigh/Blacktastic
I find it pretty funny that he managed to sneak his way in the lower staff circle of GDQ and now does price segments

>>714755052
se is dressed like a clown and also kidnaps and kills kids

>>714755064
Yeah, that makes it extra ridiculous. I'm not 100% sure if it was him though, I know there was an incident with him, but I'm not sure if it was that one. Would be nice if someone can confirm.

What is this Hollow Knight ripoff?

>>714755098
kek

>>714755121
>two records
>he's not included

wut

>>714755121
here is the category on stream now

>>714755130
black AND fast

>>714755165
is that thing in the back holding a plushie or does it have 3 layers of fat rolls

>>714755165
cheer up lads

>>714755157
>>714755180

dunno why it didn't pop up on it

>>714755180
>3rd place out of 6 players

Metroidvanias after Hollow Knight really liked the shadowy aspect effects of Hollow Knight's abilities.

>>714755098
>>714755006

>>714755217
he looks like a normal guy compared to the runner, maybe hes doing this against his will

>>714755121
Why do these fellows always choose some gamepass-tier game to pour their lives into

why are metroidvanias still doing the room loading shit in 2025?

Ah, sorry lads, I have to backpedal on this, it seems Blacktastic was not the hair sniffer, but there were other incidents with him, see pic related.

>what is your act called?
>The Frost Fatales!

Can I get a trans rights in chat

they said the thing!

This host man.
Jej

>>714755257
>6 months since their last record
I don't think either are investing any time into this game

>be a tranny
>don't want to be called a tranny, want to be a regular woman
>donations spam "TRANS RIGHTS XD"
lmao

>>714755298
feel like my ears can get some rest
the runners voice is whimsy enough to not bother me

Gotta love how every year there's more shoutouts to transrights than MSF, the actual organization that SGDQs are dedicated to.

>>714755291
such positivity ayaya

that guy a bit too old to pretend to be a troon, grow up already

god damn what the fuck

trannies aside is this game actually good

>>714755203
crossed arms

>>714755165
>>714755373

>>714755373
>billions must run

>>714755398
it looks just okay

even 2 years ago they were doing the tranny voice shit
man
what the fuck

>>714755457
>>714755457
>>714755457

miggity

>>714755392
Looks inoffensive to me

>>714755392
Walking cliche