The game is going viral worldwide!

>game
>you just watch a horse race

>>714761875 (OP)
>normal people having to latch on to a game for greasy otaku for views
What do they think of the hot spring or idol scenes?

>[GOOD NEWS]
When are you newfag cunts going to stop with this shit? It was embarrassing 10 years ago, it's even worse now.

FCC?

>>714761875 (OP)
the what now?

>>714761875 (OP)
>Its corrupting da yoooth!!
>Where's the trans prosemetic flags?

>>714762019
the best way to gain popularity for a game is to draw in the non-gaming crowd as well

its just fotm

>>714762356
The problem is that to watch the race you have to go through 2 hours of menus, normalfags ain't gonna put up with that.

>>714762407
You better be right.

>>714762019
Are you dumb? It's literally just FM

>>714762273
Faggot Coomer Community

>>714761875 (OP)

>>714762407
I wonder if people thought that about Genshin

>>714762202
>10 years ago
Archive doesn't show a use older than 2025.

call me when I can bet on the actual horses through the game
oh, nevermind, half the roster is DEAD(retired) in real life
shoutout to gorushi, though, motherfucker never gave his all and still won a bunch of times

>>714762273
Final Cock Clang

>>714762657
you can check the archives you know

>>714762273
Federated Colored Catholics

>>714762407
FOTM for nomies who have been living under a rock for a while. Game has been out 4 years and was carried by the anime before the game finally released 7 years ago.

>>714762687
Then you are too fucking stupid to use a search engine and I'm embarrassed for you. The archive also doesn't go back far enough because fireden was wiped so unless you downloaded their archive it's all lost.
If 2025 is the first time you are seeing this [x news] faggot shit then you are too much of a newfag to be addressing me.

>https://x.com/Nikolini_/status/1941586128718442542

>92k likerinos
bruh..

>>714762575
I wish you could delegate in Uma Musume like in FM even if on paper Uma Musume has way more simpler mechanics.

>>714762019
the game part is training the horses, the race itself is just the stat check cutscene at the end of it

>>714762657
nobody plays genshin anymore

>>714762141
>implying they have enough life karma to win URA after getting a hot spring ticket.

>>714763301
I do

>>714761875 (OP)
The threads on /v/ convinced me to try it, and good Lord it's not even a game
You just watch horse races. You just read hundreds of lines of dialogue, click the "train" button, and then you just WATCH... And then there's most embarrassing fucking thing I've ever seen, the mandatory concert afterwards.

Gachafags are actually mentally unwell to enjoy any of this.

>>714763478
Holy fuck those tits. I thought this game didn't have fanservice.

>>714763559
>hates sports simulation games
>but decides to play a sports simulation game
>hates horse racing
>but decides to play a horse racing game
>hates cute anime girls singing stuff
>but decides to play a game about cute anime girls singing
have you applied to euthanasia yet?

>>714763639
Yakuzas are hypocrites, news at 11.

>>714761875 (OP)
[RINDER NEWS]

>>714763301
Lots of girls do. And play as in come back for an event, paypig what is paypigable, then fuck off.

>>714763660
>>hates sports simulation games
>>hates horse racing
>>hates cute anime girls singing stuff
I didn't say any of those things, quit projecting

But it's not a game, this feels barely more interactive than a VN. A bad one.

>>714763559
stick to the anime then

>two weeks after launch day and still not enough to reach a single spark to guarantied a single rate up.
lmao, funny no one ever complained about this meanwhile you dumb retard can't seem stop talking about how stingy chink gacha are.
Fucking hypocrites.

>>714763660
People do try shit out to see if it's different on the surface. People think Kenshi is hard and no chill but it's the opposite.

>>714763729
it's rajesh! time to start hunting his ass again lmao

>>714763792
never mind, you probably never even tried it now that I see rajesh showing up in the thread you're just another jeet from the same cuckcord, lifting a couple of talking points from your jewish employer

>>714763831
steam number will drop hard once every F2Poor failed to get a single copy of Kita-san next week.

>>714763938
it's shit, mate, just bet on real hroses and jerk off to the horse girls instead

>>714763639
unlike the west. nips don't consider big tits fan service/obscene as long as they are covered, not getting close up shots and they aren't 3 times the size of the head

>>714763938
>jews
>discord
>rajesh
Unironically seek help. You're just making up demons in your mind and seeing arguments where there are none, you seem unhinged.

>>714763881
It's Chang, with his /gig/-imported shopped screens again! Let's watch him push the same lies in the exact same way he's been trying for 7 months at least now.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/698389574/#698389574
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/698389574/#698395910

>>714764018
The clip the other anon posted is clearly meant to be both cute and titillating.

>>714761875 (OP)
why should anybody be happy this shitty series is successful?

>>714763996
>>714764074
world of warcraft is a dead dogshit tranny game lmao
>>714764136
aaaaand here's rajesh to prove me right, funny how it always works

>>714764172
I know, good riddance
too bad horse daughters ain't a real game

>>714764239
your retard jeet already exposed that your cuckcord is raiding this thread, it's over, nobody believes any of the shit you say

BEHOLD the superior horse racing game

I hate "gacha" and the way it is basically abused as legal gambling even children can engage in. Truly devilish.

I only download this game if you get that giantess horse from start

>>714764372
+100 palantir points

>>714764282
brother, I'm not that nigger, I'm just saying this mobileslop is mobileslop
if it was "monster rancher but horses", I'd be down , but you don't even control them during the race

>>714764372
that's your fault if you let children play them

>>714764372
Maplestory did that 25 years ago and no one gave a shit

>>714764408
tell the retard jeets that you hire that this >>714764136
just exposes and proves that it's your cuckcord raiding again

I used to laugh at nips for playing this shit..

>>714764495
and now?

>>714764372
BRUSSELS
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>>714762273
isn't that the company that people got hysterical over and thought was going to end the whole internet and then nothing happened

>>714761875 (OP)
>corrupting the youth
Sick of this shit. Nobody did anything to stop the fucking sex revolution and its consequences 60 years ago. Now that women are insane and untouchable they get their britches in a twist over young men looking at fake women to take their minds off the problem? Fuck off.

>>714764480
whatever you say, anon

>>714764549

>>714764520
Now we get to laugh at a wider variety of retards, that's all

Is sex with your uma already in the game? I wont play it otherwise

>>714764442
and I presume the asians in general have been doing it long before the internet was even a thing. Why are their brains wired like that? Have you ever been to a pachinko parlor? Who in their sane fucking mind actually enjoys that? The customers always look miserable yet the seats are filled 24/7 and there's insane block-long queues lining up since early in the morning.

To be fair, isn't this shit just like those fantasy football leagues Normie boomers do? I assume it's just the same where you just bet on a simulation or some shit.

>>714764659
Americans have been using slot machines for over 100 years

>>714764734
I will never, EVER understand gambling. I guess this is the way normies see us "videogamey" types and why we're so widely scorned.

>>714764637
can I redeem horse pussy with that google card?

>>714762273
Federal Communications Commission
>>714764539
>FCC wants to pass a harmful law
>people push back, fcc backs down
>'see guys nothing happened!'
are you retarded?

>>714764673
Actually yeah, kind of.
Surprised I haven't seen this comparison more often.

>>714763660
It never stops being unfunny how nonwhites here think they are some kind of last/old guard of "actual" video games.
Obsessed with punishment, yet largely powerless. The only thing what they should sign is TRT, instead of stop killing games.

>>714764647
No, you just walk them home gently (and get a title out of it).

>>714764930
it's just jeets paid by a jewish tranny janny to spam this shit

>>714762687
Japanese boards have been using this [朗報], [悲報] titling pretty much forever.
Probably since before you were born.
OP is most likely a low-effort copypaste from elsewhere.

WHERE THE FUCK MY ONSEN TICKET YOU FUCKING KEKS

>>714764540
>Be Kid
>Get along with adults
>40
>still get along with older people
>Much less of them
>People around my age or younger are schizo as fuck.
>Want to see and do more
>Women are especially time bombs.
>Dating went bad in long runs
>Worse as got older
I didn't think life would be like this. So much of my friends or acquaintances are divorced with kids and drowning in debt but that's because they never stopped to take things in and their psych meds cause them to walk into cacti willingly.

Holy shit, FGC reference!!!

>>714762407
I think so too. Its feels like a point and laugh at the absurdity situation that the average normalfag will try out with severe eye rolling before moving on to the next big thing. Of course, gacha companies just need as many eyes on their shit as possible to snag a potential whale so they are probably delighted anyone is paying attention to them.

I think I know why I enjoy this over other gatchas
>actually a good sports-manager for the price of nothing
>more engaging sports manager then FOOTBALL MANGER 2002 23 since the animu horse girls have storylines and characters unlike NGUBU who cant be given a personality because it might hurt his IRL image or some shit
>the whole "breeding"/spark thing feels not disgenious to horse-racing since breeding horses is half the game IRL too
>you have to actually strategize around the retarded ass/drama choiches of races your horse makes for themselves that dont allow you to just train for one type of race in one position all the time (unless its BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN)
>loosing is part of the game but it is implemented well, loosing a career to RNG makes me more involved in the race and to try again/breed a better version of said horse then just wanting to break my keyboard
>Im a weeb and actually enjoy Idolpop
Now if they only would fix Guts to not be a dumpstat

>>714764647
the bait midget defenitely wants to fuck you

>>714765128
Guts will get buffed later according to people that played the jp version

>fraudjam

>>714765106
hes in

>>714764525 >>714764372

if anything EU should regulate real betting which became easily accessible online and its scammy as fuck

Umas are cute, but I really want to get closer to this human cutie.

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Lize now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX44DQdjSjY

>>714765537
>human

>>714765440
Im a europoor and the state has a monopoly on gambling here (They give 0out licenses to p"private" entities but end of the day every paid gamble they pocket some)
Every dying out inner city "sports bets" places pop up. They will let you drink for free if you gamble over 100 bucks. The more run down a town is the more fucking sports bets places.
I have seen zombie-stared boomers shove 200euro bill after 200 eurobill into the slotmachines there and then just slam "autoplay"

>>714763660
The fact you can skip the race means they know who is gonna win before the race even starts. Its extremely gay and fake and gacha fags deserve the rope

>>714765692
don't care about your cuckcord talking points rajesh

>>714765610
She's a beautiful human woman, yes. Proving that Umas aren't everything.

>>714765878
>he doesn't know

>>714762019
>>you just watch a horse race
No I don't, I skip the races. I care about the training aspect.

I would watch the races if they had more visual cues about how the training is going. Example, the horse has sweat on its skin if its endurance is running low.

>>714765232
please no...

>>714761875 (OP)
>[GOOD NEWS]

The FGC getting involved in anything is never a good sign

>>714763705
Bros yakuzas are not joking I just got this

>>714761875 (OP)
it was supposed to be blue archive turn... the doujins....

Horsegirls should be classified under GR15.

>>714766702
they can't sue my GPU when I'm generating slop of gorushi pregnant

When will Belno be playable?

>>714766762
BA girls are drawn in an ugly style. Umas are way cuter and sexier.

How many carrots am i supposed to have gathered up right now for a reroll? I count like 8890 or so, did i miss any?

>>714766762
>Bros our selling point is not the game
>But the fact we have a gajillion porn books about (You), the player, fucking underage girls
>Why do normies not like us? Look at all the porn

I don't even have a horse in this race(hehehe) but I never understood what made you think normalfags would be interested in what BA has to offer

>>714767125
6k

>>714766940
Goldship does the impregnating

>>714767193
It threw a lot of crap at me in the presents tab from apparently current events, is the extra 2000 from something thats gonna end soon? i didnt see. Implies this is a time sensitive thing..

>>714766893
This should be enforced, in fact i expect that this whole game was made by ponyfags.

>>714767523
no, it was made by keibafags

>>714767379
perhaps. I started 2 days ago and the presents summed up to 7000ish carrots, not enough to do a fifth 10 pull.

I rerolled for 2 hours till I got Fine Motion.

>>714764428
This so much this
We should legalize public gay sex
It's your own fault if you let your children go outside and see it

>>714767636
>Fine Motion.
I still don't know what this card does beside making my horse smarter.

>>714761875 (OP)
MajinObama did it years ago

>>714767737
me neither lol but I use it in every campaign alongside Super Creek. No idea what they're for.

If I get pregnant a horse girl I will get a horse daughter or a regular human? At least my son would be blessed with a horse cock?

>>714767886
there is no horse men

>>714767636
>>714767379
Damn a little more research told me that a standard-draw type banner with the two support cards ended and i can only roll on a rate-up banner when the rate-up card isn't the relevant one, which messes up the roll chance.... so i guess the extra pull just shores that up?

>>714767807
inshallah, he shall be rewarded in horse heaven

>>714767737
The Fine motion's first event has an option (the pink one) which gives you a permanent buff which decreases the chance of failing training. I'm still a noob so I'm not sure if it has any other upsides.

>>714768001
I thought it was ending tomorrow? I haven't logged in today.

>>714767191
And a literal weeb autobattler about stinky japanese racehorses have mass appeal to western normies?

>>714767636
I looked up some guides and they all tell that you either go for super creek or fine motion. I got super creek after 4 rerolls but no fine motion. Also Idk how I'll get kitasan later.

>>714768050
>waste slot on wit card just for this
Just rest bro.

>>714766585
>The FGC getting involved in anything is never a good sign
This, Global release was a mistake

>>714768050
is there an website that tells you why each card is good or bad?

>>714768081
Worked for Azur Lane and a bunch of museum ships.

>>714768146
Resting is the most inefficient action in the game and according to guides shoule be avoided as much as possible

>>714764789
Gambling addiction is actually not about the joy of winning, it's about the soul crushing panic when you lose and your world turns upside down.

>>714764789
I wasted 70 bucks on a casino once just to try it and I felt like the biggest fucking retard in the world

>>714767807
Watching him years ago not understanding why he got so mad over the claw machine only to fucking shit I had it I fucking had it this fucking claw fucker you fucking japs why would you even put the dolls sideways I FUCKING HAD FIVE NIGGER FIVE

>inb4 censored swimsuits

...i got four SSR supports in twenty pulls
I'm gonna assume rates here are pretty similar to any other gacha game and that i got ultramega lucky what the sweet fuck

None of them were the two you should have starting out though

>>714768050
What about Super Creek, what is it for?

>>714768436
you can data link that account before you delete it, all you need to do is save the trainer ID and give it a password.
save it on your notepad

>>714768253
>>714768294
There's a ton of research on gambling psychology and how different types of people handling it. tldr Casinos want the people whose dopamine hits from winning outweighs the effects of losses.

>>714768202
Haven't found one but I did find one with all the choices
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30010-fine-motion
The training events are what you are looking for

>>714768479
Bunch of useful skills regardless of racing style and length other then MAYBE sprinters.

>>714761875 (OP)
Do the yakuzas get money from this game? I guess the name of the horses are licensed?

how do I complete the part 1 missions? any tips on how to find these secret races and how to win them?

>>714768382
they only got like 2 swimsuits lol

>>714766292
>Example, the horse has sweat on its skin if its endurance is running low.
It already does that, when you have a close up shot, you can see their faces and see them grasping for air.

>>714768669
who knows+who cares

>>714768779
Proof?!

Is this roll any good..

>>714768702
Match the day with the horse. There are missions which need you race with specific horses and the races the need to win for that career should match the race mission you need to win for that day.

>>714768856
No

>>714768856
No Super Creek no buy

>>714763559
the concerts are unironically the best part of the game. i wish every gacha had mandatory idol concerts

>>714768885
tips for looking that shit up? what horses and stuff.

February Stakes is one of the mission races for example, which horse naturally goes there?

>>714769025
Do the voice actresses of each hoers gril at least sing their own version of that concert song

>>714768856
Sadly, no. Game is evil like that.

Not all SSRs are good, the blonde shit and the tomboy with a backpack are actually weaker than most of the SRs you have there.

Oh, and the silver Silent Suzuka you have there is actually better than quite a few SRs as well.

>>714769140
That's kinda fucked up honestly
I have a few doubles of those SRs too but i didnt think it was relevant to mark that..

>>714769049
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CNpTirZD8l7AnISbDCkuP0neNGC5ZE2M3tMD6jIB2vA/edit

>>714769049
Also check the optional races. There's plenty of races you can do there that people miss when min-maxing training. For good reason too, you're cripping yourself outside of risky plays for skill points. They change from day to day.

>>714769076
Yep

>>714769297
Thanks, I need Haru and Bakushin then.

I dont know which horse to choose
Recommend me a horse

I have my Captain Obvious hat on when im asking this but i have to ask, this legacy shit is simulating horse breeding isnt it

>>714769401
Whoever make your pp hard

>>714769358
Okay then
For some reason my expectations were low for a multi hundred million dollar game franchise to cover the fundamental stuff like that but respect for them doing that

>>714769401
Bakushin, Super Creek, and Silence Suzuka have simple gameplay if you're still figuring out the game. Should help if you're trying to decide while getting use to the game.

>>714761875 (OP)
love horsheshes

>>714769418
duh

Why don't their legs look like this?

If a horse's heritage allows it to learn the parent's unique skill, one should always aim for that, right?

Unique skills -> gold skills > regular skills

>>714769581
Raise you

>horse-sized horse girls
missed opportunity

>>714769717
Gay shit for effeminate men

>>714761875 (OP)
Can anyone give me a qrd on why the porn for this specific gacha is sabotaged by the yakuza itself? I've heard it a lot of times but no one has explained it to me clearly.

>>714769923
because they own the horses
they are actually their uma musume (horse daughter), would you want people doing porn of your daughter? don't answer that

>>714769923
anime horses are based on real horses
what else needs to be explained you retard. Do you need an in-depth explanation about how having your mom be in a porn movie is bad for your image?

>>714763831
Might be related to the fact that people rolled multiple SSR in less than half of what is required for a chink gacha since you have more than triple the chance to roll a SSR in Uma (3%), than in any fucking chink gacha since the rates are 0.6~0.8% with overinflated chances at 60~70+ rolls to try to pretend that their rate is actually 1%.
Oh, they also gave over 10k gems, so around 70 rolls, which is well over the 15~20 you'd get from your chink gacha if you're lucky.

I also forgot talking about the 2 SSR horse ticket, 1 selectable SSR horse, 2 SSR support tickets they gave, at best in the vast majority of chink gacha at release you'd get a banner that requires 50 rolls to get an SSR instead of 70 (from a selection of the worst SSR of the game), you can dream about getting a SSR ticket.

>>714769923
Gambling is taken very seriously. So image is taken very seriously. And the Yaks are heavily involved with the gambling and by extension horse racing in Japan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQOchrK7NA

Why
Why are you retarded like this Bakushin
Why do i have to gaslight her?

>>714769923
They initially didn't give a shit until google images were full of pictures of the horse girls rocking futa horse cocks.
So in short, degens ruined the fun for everyone.

>>714770216
I was wondering if she figured it out or your next gaslight worked on her.

>>714761875 (OP)
I was gonna try this game but then i i read online that the dailies take an hour.

>>714770135
Do you even play this game? 99% SSR in this game is shit that even jobbed by regular SR.
That's why people told you to reroll 2 cards for days and saved everything till the BLACKEDKITA banner came out.
This game is full of pay to win shittery, this is the classic last decade gacha where they gave you MUH ONE HUNDRED CHARACTERS where every single one of them are useless.
Also pic related, this was in JP, you basically just get 40 rolls that you can saved every fucking three months.

Can you increase the framerate above 30fps on the pc client? does that even do much anyway?

Can you reroll in steam or you need a rooted phone?

>>714762407
It's not the same as other games because the anime has been airing since 2018 through several seasons, spin-offs and even a movie up until now (they're also actually good too), a lot of people were already invested in the franchise and just needed the game to come out. Also having the game on Steam helps a lot, everyone who gets their interest picked now have a lot of content available to go through between the game, anime and several years of fanart from the JP side

wtf bros special week just tackled el condor pasa and is beating the fuck out of her what do I do

>>714770523
You can reroll on steam. I heard it's faster there compared to mobile.

is there are treshold of bare minimum of support level?

I can't max level them all you know

>>714770523
its faster on steam, literally a reroll button right there in the menu

>>714770630
Level 10 unlocks most abilities and the cost to upgrade skyrockets after 25.

>>714770135
half of those SSR are GUTS cards and every single SSR WIT cards are useless beside FM.

>>714762273
Fluidized Catalytic Cracker, this horse racing gacha is big in the refining community

>>714770703
thanks, 10 it is for every card then.

>>714770794
I heard Marvelous SR was good as well, but not sure why

>>714770376
No way lol, just need to play 1 career, which takes 10-15 min and do some daily races and PvP, which take no more than 5 min

>>714770376
Yeah. The regular dailies are quick but the one involving the main mode takes forever unless you take a fall on purpose.

>>714770445
You can use Lossless Scaling framegen, but it's only good for the race or winning lives. I don't see any use it may give to general career training.

>>714770135
Oh please, stop bullshiting, those cards are useless, I can't even break A rank barrier without spamming wits training which literally gimping my uma in PvP.
All of those rewards exist after multiple anni events which also happening in other gachas.
Meanwhile in this based launch there's nothing to do anymore. I need to pay just to spark for one copy of Kita-san, and that shit is useless until they release the SSR upgrade event, two fucking weeks and still not enough to get a single damn rate-up spark.
I bet tons of no-lifers will be spamming rerolls again during her banner.

What a fucking clown of a game.

i go horse

>>714768220
after a certain easily reached point wit is a dead stat unless you're going for very specific builds and you're better off resting.

>>714770934
Repeatable events that increase energy and mood.

>>714762019
Some of the best games out there is just watching an animal race.
Also, chao garden in Sonic Adventure.

>>714771270
>Some carats reward hidden until you scout a new uma
>rolling for antoher uma might getting you another copy instead of new uma
>people also said rolling for uma will brick your game because they will keep giving free one later.
>Kita-san banner came out less than a week.

When

>>714761875 (OP)
i really hate p2w gachas

grass wonder fucking SUCKS. she is absolute ASS for me. and Vodka isn't much better. constant dogshit RNG on vodka getting spastic disorders like Night Owl and migraines and shit.

>>714763831
I dunno, I'm just having fun

>>714764659
Have you been to vegas? Slot machines are everywhere, even the airport. The worst part is that modern ones use even more predatory mechanics than the regular 3 wheels spinning.

>>714762580
Nice

>>714772381
Yes, calling out gachatard retardation and hypocrisy is always fun.

Why are there skills that give me bonuses for specific race tracks? Am i supposed to just luck into being able to choose that track?

Mayano Top Gun's jockey sure had fun when he’s young

>>714762986
now it's 102k likes

>>714772640
They are for PvP content where everyone contend on a fixed track and distance.

>>714769923
I recall the fanart guidelines only came in after some horse owner started receiving gore porn in his twitter. Which sort of made Cygames go "jesus christ". Add Pixiv enforcing the rules and JP artist generally wanting to have good reputation.

>didnt even notice one of my wets got a fucking Turf-spark
>My Bakushin is now S rank on turf
...I need to use this to breed a Haru that isnt shit on turf

>>714769025

>>714769025
>>714769358
>>714772913
>Top Gun please stop hitting on me this is weird
>hear her singing voice
>mfw
Where the fuck is that coming from? She usually squaks around

>>714761875 (OP)
why is gacha hopping becoming normal?

>>714761875 (OP)
uhhh what about blue archive?

>>714769297
this guide worked btw, I'm printing billions with Haru front liner even at F

>>714773536
Why would normies latch on the loli porn magnet?

>>714773536

>>714773536
BA sucks and is only good for the porn

>>714761875 (OP)
>>714762273
https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY?si=Q3hQtIgB1SWQU9fE&t=83

>>714761875 (OP)
'ma on 'eck

So is the general practice to just inbreed horses into themselves to try to increase their specialisation?

ie.
>get juicy sparks on Vodka
>pump them into a Maruzensky
>get juicier sparks on that Maru
>pump them back into the Vodka

>>714762273
THE FREAKIN FCC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyiI4zgVWaY

>>714774226
kinda but the sparks have some randomness to them I think. I have no idea how the fuck I got the Turf-spark for example, since you cant really train that

total equine victory

>>714774226
Congratulations, you figured out real life domestication practices.

>>714774226
inheritance looping fell out of favor in jp but you can still do it i guess

>>714774489
I´d eat human babies too if they bred me into that

>>714773725
>This was supposed to be the FGO KILLER

>>714762356
We don't need more tourists

>>714774489
to this day I cant tell if the toadline stuff was just a meme or if it was real lol. the sign of a top quality meme either way.

>>714774502
Anyone ever ask exactly how an all female species is meant to breed?

>>714761875 (OP)
I am glad this game is blowing up with absolute normalfags like sajam and northern lion. Hoping it ruins your "community" you gacha paypig niggers.

>>714761875 (OP)
[RER NEWS]

>>714774671

>>714763747
Funny how so many women play these turbocasual non-games yet they still think they deserve respect in competitive ones

>>714774725
I don't know who any of those are.

>>714774489
SQUASHED
SLAMMED

>keeps hitting new concurrent highs every night
Mmm horse pussy

>>714774812
they do because competitive games are still baby games. Videogames aren't sports, simple as

>>714775149
then why are they and (You) so bad at it?

Fellas there are only two Oguri Cap stars left in my shop what the fuck do I do

>>714775252
i won every esports event after watching them on youtube

Am i supposed to be spending ALL of my initial carats on support cards?

>>714775404
Does she unlock a new costume at 4*?

>>714775462
I don't know I just want Cap to have the best upgrades I can possibly get her

>>714775441
Yes

>>714775441
no, you get 3 speed cards and do whatever with the rest

>>714775441
Unironically yes. Cards make life so much easier. But for now just wait for Kitasai or whatever her name is.

>>714772683
He's also been arrested for multiple times

>>714776083

>Get 5 SSR in 60 pulls
>Get 1 SSR in 60 pulls
not liking this variance

>>714776156
Although he's working for a sports newspaper nowadays

>>714762886
>Game has been out 4 years and was carried by the anime before the game finally released 7 years ago.
Wha?

>>714763478
Someone's knees were broken for this cutscene, right?

holy fuck

>>714776365
Yes, mine from excessive kneeling.

>>714770416
>Do you even play this game? 99% SSR in this game is shit
Stop accusing other people of your own faults, you're the one either not playing it or just following tier lists like a fucking brainless idiot without understanding the context of those lists to say that 99% of the release SSR are shit.

The two cards you're talking about will drop off a cliff way harder than the more specialised cards you're currently saying are shit. Fine Motion and Super Creek are recommended for a new player because they are generalists and/or easily patch up a problem you'll often have as a newbie, respectively avoiding Resting as much as possible for Fine Motion and avoiding Stamina filters with Super Creek thanks to Arc Maestro/Swinging Maestro (yes, if the event to get it didn't proc, you would've been better using, let's say the Mayano Top Gun card for stamina than Creek).
Later on you'd WAY rather use Seiun Sky, Tamamo Cross or Gold Ship (you know, the card your beloved tier lists often put as worst support card) than Super Creek as a Stam card since you'll have other ways to get Swinging Maestro if needed (first one will be a Rice Shower car in like 3 months) and building specialised debuffers will be important, that's where the Sakura Bakushin support shines too, her and Seiun allow you to create a very potent Front runner debuffer for Sprints.
The only two unsalvageable support SSR on release are Gold City and Air Shakur because of the lack of interesting skills but even then it's debatable for Gold since at least she's specialised in Mile and is Speed.

Fucking newfags.

>>714770934
Debuffs and energy on events, debuffs will slowly become more and more relevant later on but it IS a good Wit card, which are more important early in the game because of how high the chance of having bad shit happen to you during a Resting phase is.

>>714775441
Rolling for horses is a meme unless it's a limited one you absolutely want
Cards are almost all of your strength and you get characters for free through events and gradual income anyways

>>714776184
>3SSR and 2 SR in one 10-pull
REALLY not liking this variance
especially when none of the SSR are the ones im looking for

I love the silly goober horse.

>>714776463
no, xe's right the game is p2w so xe shouldn't even try

>>714776463
>blindly ignoring the shitty walfare this game give
>Not telling people the game got shitty 25:75 for rate up.
Cool, I bet your next word will be "stop being poorfag"

>>714761875 (OP)
>Monster Rancher 2 (peak)
>I sleep
>Monster Rancher but with anime horse girls forbidden to have smut but built for squatting on cocks/faces and races instead of battles
>DUDE THE HORSES BROOOOO
This timeline fucking sucks lmao

>>714769717
>>714769581
I think it's enough lore that they are way stronger than the trainer even if they are petite little qtpies

>>714776671
Enjoying the 25:75 anon?
Good luck with Kita-san banner, hope you paying for those sparks.

>>714761875 (OP)
this shitty game is locked to 30fps
only retards play this

>>714773536
USAID money ran out.

Bros I was weak...
Used my stash on the Gundam...

>>714776848
the game doesn't have hoyoverse pity as well! Clearly 80 rolls to get something is better than rolling 40 to get multiple SSRs

You do realize the moment people go for the PvP, the global audience is going to die out. Same as Megaman X Dive.
>GET EQUIPPED WITH: WALLET!
>PvP and race modes dominated by whales
>PvE boring after 20000 stages of diced up Maverick Hunter X (but worse)
Paid horses will smoke free ones. This will begin the glue factory arc.

Please consider the following:

>>714777034
Is it worth it?

>>714762936
>t. 2016 newbab

>>714776463
>Later on you'd WAY rather use Seiun Sky, Tamamo Cross or Gold Ship
Aren't those cards came out 4 years later?

>>714776852
MR2 is my favorite game, but it's too old and niche for most people to get into even with the port.
The ongoing mobile Line game which is basically Uma but with active gameplay is JP only, so there's no real audience for it in the West.

>>714762407
It’s not in Japan because horse racing is a serious thing there. Anywhere else it absolutely is fotm.

>>714777083
I'm pretty sure the answer is yes but I might need to use THAT on kita

>>714776463
>Later on you'd WAY rather use Seiun Sky,
NTA, are you talking about this card that came out last week?

what is kita?

>>714777065
i wanna see all these f2p spreadsheet retards get humiliated tbqh. Global server was a mistake and there's no incentive for non-japs to roll for this game other than ogling at anime girls and trying to talk to anime memers and ironic weebs is just exhausting

>>714777254
Kitasan BLACK

>>714777254
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ

>>714777254
bocchi the rock character

>>714768856
Keep it on the side, it's not bad, Marvelous and Matikane can make up for the lack of Fine Motion, Gold City and Biko might be too screwed towards Mile races skill-wise but are otherwise good cards, Tamamo should cover your Medium races and Twin Turbo is either the best front runner card you'll have for a long time or meh because her chain of events all have a chance to just stop. I'd say you'll have an easy time finding Super Creek support friends if you put your LB1 Twin Turbo as your burrow card. Fine Motion and Super Creek are recommended because on top of their use their also benefit Pace Chasers a lot and those are everywhere on release while End Chasers for example only have Gold Ship.

This game is way too tame.

>>714776852
Yeah cute girls are more appealing than ugly monsters, good job figuring it out.

>>714776545
>limited one you absolutely want
I thought there were no limited characters?

>>714777391
>>714777401
this doesnt help at all

>>714777369
new upcoming character I assume?

>>714777254
Most broken card that will came out next week with no chance of coming back as rate up, this card will never be replaced.

>>714777107
They literally released MR1+2HD on fucking Steam. Monster Rancher lives(in a very tiny pocket)!!!

>>714777494
Ugly monsters are more appealing to western normies compared to cute anime girls though.

What if horse cunny

>>714777254
The most sexable bocchi.

Horse ears are gross and horse tails are ugly.

>>714777564
We call them ponies around here.

i wish this game wasnt anime little girls. i just want a fun horseracing game i can play in public

>>714776671
>>714776912

>The one roll i get Super Creek in is the one roll i had only one SSR in 60 pulls
That 1000% tracks

>>714777369
>Number one OP card in the game
>Having at least two copy of it will make your account golden
>Mini whale will always follow you for extra support
>Got low chance of getting deleted when you follow whale account with good uncapped cards.

>>714777369
When can we roll for her? i mean the actual horse not the card

>>714777205
Or you can just borrow Kita from a whale and make do with your SR cards until the next set of powercreep.

>>714777494
>He hasn't raised a cute Pixie/Dragon hybrid waifu
Smhtbh

The only good thing about this getting popular is that western artists will draw horse porn now since the Japs are too chickenshit to do it.

>>714761875 (OP)
Wasn't blue archive supposed to beat this according to everyone like 2 weeks ago? Whatever happened to that?

>>714777817
Wasting a slot on kita is fucking retarded.

Needs some girls like 130cm tall or so. Not many girls like Ibuki blue archive in other gachas…

>>714767807
This faggot is a blowhard hypocrite.

>>714777796
She's the 2nd anniversary uma. Be mindful that you can't use her busted card when you pick her to train.

TOTAL
URARA
DOMINATION

>>714761875 (OP)
Didn't this game exist years ago? All this gachaslop just blurs together at this point.

>>714778056
The global version was released recently

>Super crack

>>714778056
It just came out in global. They waited a really long time.

Please play blue archive our game is dying...

>>714778152
The porn is free.

>>714777817
Even a single copy of Kita is still better because you can upgrade it later, the problem is because of the accelerate banner the chance of getting even a single copy is low because no one can hit spark, even people with daily subscription need to buy the pack too.

>>714761875 (OP)
>FCC

>>714765692
Ripping off Digimon virtual pets i see...

>>714776671
imagine trying to get that on some gacha .6% rates. hoyoslop could never

>>714770218
MEJIRO MATING PRESS

>>714777872
>blue archive
Who?

>>714778187
It wasnt for nexon considering they had to pay artists for all of it lol
They literally spent so much trying to manufacture popularity for BA via porn and fanart only for it to completely backfire
BA faggots deserve everything bad happening to them

>>714778152
Your devs should have spend money improving the game rather than commissioning porn, literally no one cares about the game itself

>>714778123
Any brony who wanted to play it has already been playing JP for years. Literally no one except ironic EOP weebs asked for a global release.

>>714762407
Yeah, I don't really see people talking about this in like a month or two. I've played it a few months ago and was confused as to why people are posting about it, but I realized that it just released for the West.

>>714774386
anon...

>>714777105
I'm talking about their release support cards.

>>714777224
Yes but you'll only really start using it when you'll need to start making debuffers for PvP since the meta is often to have a regular runner and two debuffers supporting her. Having a Front Runner and a Late/End Chaser debuffer often is the best way to go about it since multiple debuffs cover either the back or the front and by having the Front one have all the back debuffs and the Late/End have all the front ones, you'll be sure to cover the whole pack with at least one of the debuffs and hit the running Pace Chaser or Late Chaser twice (so most of the cast).

>>714777652
Disgusting.

>>714778152
Blue archive must be doing pretty good if it has you upset enough to mention it everywhere

>>714778187
So that's the difference
>Uma = lose finger if porned, thus seeing them get hot and sweaty after a run is as close as it gets
>Blue Archive has smut and thus is pointless to interact with.
>Neither got shit on Elin and related Elin honey though.
It all adds up!

>>714762407
>its just fotm
But enough about pedo archive

being trendy viral doesn't mean shit its not anywhere near genshin sales for this month

>>714778341
The one getting mating pressed here is (You).

>>714762657
Genshin has lost like 70% of their players and revenue, mostly from ZZZ and their third world region
But then again even those 30% remaining make hundred of millions

>>714778152
where's my free steam gibs on my old BA account

So I just picked this up a couple of days ago to see what the fuss was about. For Career, I'm assuming you're not necessarily expected to complete the whole thing on your first attempts? I started with Gold Ship and met a few of the goals, but on one of the later races I got no higher than 7th even after retries and that brought my career to a premature end.

>>714778436
So wait, you keep glazing about how generous they are giving SSR, but now you are saying none of them matter because SR is better then those cards?

>>714778448
>you (singular)
I don't think you realize just how many people blue archive and its shitty schizophrenic fanbase pissed off. This is just pure schadenfreude seeing you retards getting humbled so thoroughly.

>>714773165
if a horse doesn't have her own vocals for a song, a random one who does will play for her

>>714778489
Oh no!?

>You don't need kita...

>>714778376
No one cares about BA non-game stuff either, it's all manufactured popularity.
I was in Japan recently, Uma is still going plenty strong. Meanwhile BA has effectively died in Japan, saddest thing I ever saw was a character goods store that had its own BA shelf. Except it contained barely any BA stuff and it was full of merch from other games like arknights or nikke lmao
Uma of course had it's own big dedicated section that had a few visitors when I saw there

>>714778640
Tamamo, Seiun and Gold Ship are all SSR cards, I don't understand where you see SRs in my post.

Tamamo: https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30009-tamamo-cross
Seiun: https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30008-seiun-sky
Gold Ship: https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30004-gold-ship

>>714778643
Nah I know many trannies got mindbroken by a loli game being popular, I was including you and the others. It’s just funny you seethe about it even in threads about other games. Keep telling yourself it has more art than anything else because nexon hired every Japanese artist, if that makes you feel better. Your next response is sales charts for games with massive differences in pricing, and then you’ll bring up steamcharts for a new global game and compare it to a game that’s been out for years. I doubt you even play uma because it’d be what you’re seething about if blue archive didn’t continue fill your twitter timeline.

Is this the gacha thread?
I just got Wolf's Gravestone instead of Skirk's weapon and now I'm looking for something else to play. This horse shit looks gay as fuck so how's Blue Archive?

>>714778152
>le NTR smile artist game
No, die miserable

>>714776770
I hate you so much.

>>714779023
Thats great sweetie but you should stay in your blue cheese thread instead of sticking your nose where it doesn't belong, it's stinking up the place with your foul stench

>>714778881
lmao at retards sparking/rerolling just 1 copy of this and thinking they won

>>714778987
Interesting, then tell me how do get Swinging Mastero without super creek or wasting my slot on them?
Because honestly all five of my Ura run pretty much done in day one when I got stamina problem and SC literally a band aid for them without need to stress on shitty cards.

>>714779324
Even at zero copy it still looks better than SSR on the right.
Unless this game got infinite slot for support Kita is still a beast of speed card out there.

I'm starting to think BA players are obnoxious.

>>714778881
Yup i will just skip it and add one mentally ill whale with full uncapped kitasan black and use it to train instead

>>714779226
Looks like I covered everything all at once, good. Look forward to next comiket, “sis”!

>>714779079
Don't bother unless you paying, next week they will released the most OP card in the game and this game content is about making ubermenchs character to fight on PvP arena as the end game content.

>>714762657
Why is that eve na question? Everything here is fotm that nobody plays or remember anymore

>>714767886
Uma-Human relationship give either another horse girl or another human male

Males Umas dont exist.

>>714779481
anything korean is bound to be full of cancer
Aside from the astroturf from BA see all the astroturf from stellar blade, see all the astroturf from squid games or whatever is called, see all the astroturf from solo leveling
Thats what you get when dealing with koreans

>>714778152
BA lost its soul after the whole KV drama

>>714779571
yeah use comiket as cope while every other gacha wins at revenue, good job

>>714778348
The game that retards were screaming from the rooftops that it was gonna bury Uma, before it released on steam that is.
Then pic related happened last week
They've been a lot more quiet since then although they're still terribly loud and annoying and shit up nearly every thread they enter

It's high time umafaggots got their own containment board similar to /mlp/

Can we just wait until the next time this Kitasan banner came back if she's really that good?

>>714779665
Didn't they end up losing basically everyone originally involved with making BA? So a kemono friends season 2 situation?

>>714779481
Genuinely what is it with BA players being huge numberfags (Comiket, Steam numbers before it came out, Twitter likes, etc) and then getting mad when shit get hit back ? I haven't seen a otaku franchise boasting that much about their popularity until now

>>714779481
Not half as much as the discord troons who got even more mentally ill after being forced to see how many people like lolis because of it.

>>714779880
Just bee yourself.
>>714779970
Small dog syndrome. Except it got extra embarrassing for them because it turned out their status was completely manufactured from the get-go.

>>714773536
I really like the designs of blue archive, but the game is really boring, even this raising girls simulator is more interesting

>>714779980
Both should be chucked into an incinerator.

>>714780145
>Just bee yourself.
So I guess she will never return then?
Damn, what a shitty mechanic, no wonder people keep screaming P2W.

>>714774812
Funny how so many women think they deserve respect

>>714779571
>looking forward to more stealth marketed art!
Okay, you have fun with that.

>>714779880
it gets powercrept but r*dditors need to sound knowledgeable to get upboats

>>714777783
>Got low chance of getting deleted when you follow whale account with good uncapped cards.
What?

Explain how the breeding stuff and sparks work in this game. Seems like my runs won't get any better until I learn wtf I'm doing here

>total global horse girl embrace
>crabman's passions get re-ignited
>a new era of high-quality monster musume releases
>centorea cross-ever collab events
>world peace ushered in as breakthroughs in bio-engineering makes kemonomimi and monster girl possible
>roasties die off screaming about us manning up and dating real humans
THANK YOU UMA MUSUME!

>>714780371
I keep hearing this but I never heard which card power creep her and when.
This could help me in saving my carats from pulling useless JPG cards.

>>714779813
>The bottom one was called "the FGO KILLER" and "the next touhou" once
well well well

>>714779970
They have to boast loud and proud about their possibility in the hopes that you don't notice it's all a mirage. Steam charts and monthly revenue estimates basically prove no one actually gives a shit about BA. They got blown the fuck out by idol horse racing of all things.

>>714779970
Going by /vt/ -which has their own dedicated numberfags thread- and a glimpse at that board's nationality composition from the april's fools event I'd say it's brown SEA posters that are the shit stirrers.

once you reach SS, it stops being productive to continue to train that stat, right?

I saw my horse losing to a midget and left me wondering who is the tallest and who is the smallest Uma?

>>714779970
pls remember; koreans are a mentally ill people who are obsessed with status and tormenting those below themselves in status. if their number bigger, they get to be cunts. if their bumber lower, they are terrified of being made to jump off buildings by their betters (number bigger people)

>>714779813
Nobody said that, uma is a new game in global. Anyone interested in blue archive already plays it and you can finish dailies much faster. I play both so I think I’d know.
>>714779720
Blue archive is cheaper to roll in than most gachas and you don’t need dupes. I’m not sure why you even try to pretend this a bad thing, but it might be a cultural difference about money since I’m from America.

>>714780513
Ironic considering that the only thing it ended up killing was itself

>>714780448
S2 never...

>>714779382
In like 3~4 months you'll have a Rice Shower Power card releasing with Swinging Maestro: https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30034-rice-shower

The best thing about this card is if you don't need Swinging Maestro, you can cut the chain events of this card short so that other cards have the time to have their own events trigger and its own extra events are also pretty good (one being a +2 Mood).

>>714769140
You mean Biko Pegasus? Isn't he one of the better SSRs to roll for?

>>714780675
>Nobody said that
But you did, don't backpedal and try to act like you and your butt buddies weren't. Literally everyone can attest to how annoying the BA fanbase is.

>>714779587
I NEED a gacha game to play I'm not just going to not play one. What would you suggest if not Blue Archive? I don't plan on spending ever.

>>714780806
Just play chink gacha, most of korean and japs gacha full of P2W shit that will call you poorfag.

>>714780550
desu the designs are nice, from asuna to the petite ones like aoba but I never touched that game at all

>>714780806
If you know Japanese, gakuen idolmaster
If not, idk man just give Uma a try and bounce if you don't like it after a few attempts.
All I know is to not bother with Blue Archive, that shit is a sinking ship.

reminder that you have free carats OPEN INBOX

>>714780803
You’re one to talk about butt buddies. You can keep spamming every new gacha will be the one to stop the evil lolicon game but it just ain’t happening sis. Any new gacha will eventually get lolis too.

>>714779659
S1 Squid games and Stellar blade were cool. But there's shitloads of LQ Korean slop that people think looks good because the west barely touches gooner material lately and zoomers just coming across it.

>>714781013
Can I get free carrots if I install horse game now?

>>714779481
I frequent /hgg2d/, a non-gacha related game general, and even in that place BAggots regularly shit up the place. They are just THAT insufferable.
Shame shit happened when I browse /g/ too.

>>714780763
So you saying I need to reroll during that banner?
Or does this game giving lots of extra laster because even during launch week/honeymoon phase I can't even get guarantied spark.

>>714780371
>https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258925
reddit literally tricked everyone into rolling for fine motion lmao

hasn't blue archive been global on phones for ages at that point

>>714780983
The designs are boring as fuck. Makes sense nexon had to pay artists to get anywhere, people wouldn't draw them otherwise.

>>714780798
I thought super creek was the must have card...

>>714781118
Can you explained it furher, I can't read that and most of those cards picture seem doesn't exist in global.

>>714781118
Fine Motion is good even as 0LB though

>>714780798
>>714781206

>>714761875 (OP)
not surprised, the FGC will do anything except playing fighting games

>>714781058
I'm fine with lolis
I'm not fine with BA faggots, they are an annoying scourge that shit up places constantly
>>714781113
Amateur game dev general was also full of annoying blue archive fuckheads, thankfully that's been mostly gone. Can't imagine how bad it is in the actual gacha generals. It's like they don't even realize how annoying they're being.

>>714781268
>most of those cards picture seem doesn't exist in global
yeah no shit? also did you know google chrome has built-in google translate

>>714781206
Super Creek is good but needs multiple to be really good. Fine Motion is great at just one card.

>>714761875 (OP)
BLOODY BITCH BASTARD JAPAN
I WILL NOW POST ANTI-JP SENTIMENT WHILE SHILLING CHINA AGAIN

>>714780471
There's multiple, she's still a very strong card with excellent skills but then you have shit like Almond Eye, El Condor Pasa (Speed) or Agnes Tachyon (Speed). Especially if you have her at LBMax you won't see her go below A tier even in the current JP meta but there are better speed cards.

>>714774069
it works on linux too, you just need to use protol experimental

>>714781419
I'm using google translate and it still doesn't explain it really well, every cards in that website seem like got 5 copy of everything
How the hell I can achieved that?

>>714781401
>Can't imagine how bad it is in the actual gacha generals
/gbfg/ is practically their punch bag general now (though it helps that the game itself was already shat on by the devs themselves). Mods practically gave up trying to police the place.

>>714762273
Faggoty Cockblucking Clamfuckers

>>714780991
GK honestly sweeps Uma pretty hard yeah. Just download the EN patch. The game is so good but I still think it wouldn't appeal to the west even if it's better than uma. Horse racing is more appealing to a westerner's mind than idols.

>>714781517
It works for me out of the box on 9.0.4. Though I heard some anons got stuck after the logo screen.

>>714781113
What exactly causes their behavior? You never see other fanbases get to the point of being that genuinely insufferable.
And all for what, some shit game no one even actually plays?

Mr. Persona X get down!

Fucking finally.

>>714781206
From what I've heard, super creek will still be used 4 yrs later, but fine motion will be power creeped in 1.5 yrs. Maybe even faster now with the accelerated release schedule. The other good card is kitasan black, but it's whale only since you need like 4 copies of her to be good; she also comes out in mid july instead of 1 month later so f2p is double fucked.

I rolled for both SC+FN and hoping to make friends with a whale MLB Kitasan Black

>>714781639
And people said this game was dead on arrival, lmao, turns out it was all just one giant projection.

>>714781117
No, keep playing, you're better off rebuilding your stash of gems after the Kitasan Black than waiting on Rice Shower, Swinging Maestro is good but it's not a "you can't have good characters without it" good skill, other recovery skills and/or extra Stamina can make up for its absence.

>>714781840
do you honestly see westerners rolling for japanese horses for no reason? it's definitely eos further down the line

>>714781846
Gambling bad
Butt jiggling good

>>714781846
The more jewish the gacha, the higher the rating. Based pegi.

>>714781705
This is the part where the people saying "Don't roll for Umas/trainees!" gets proven wrong, because you can't use duplicate characters yet you need a big team for PVP in Class 2 and 3.

>>714781172
Yeah, if anyone really thinks it’s bad it got less players than a new game they’re weird.
>>714781401
I seriously don’t believe that because there’s no other reason you’d be acting disingenuous and mindbroken about BA. It was the same group of spammers your type goes with that said blue archive would get more than uma so you could pretend to be serious about it getting less players than a new game. Most ba community ever does is like lolis openly, so if that’s what got you mad you’re a weirdo, sorry. The rest of the ones seething obviously hate them, if by some chance you really don’t.

>>714782036
I never roll for uma beside using the one they gave me for free.

>>714781990
I thought Nikke was the worst?

>>714781619
Uma already has the idol part covered and it's experiencing a big popularity wave.
The difference is that GK involves schoolgirls with canonical ages which is the big ick factor for the west.

>>714781840
To be fair literally NO ONE, not even the JP players saw this coming. It IS a 4 years late game and a japanese game at that about something that on a logical day make absolutely no sense to succeed on the market it's going to get released to.

>>714782128
You shouldn't metafag too hard, having more career modes is fun.

>>714782128
>>714782036

I still dont get where to click to borrow someone elses horsegirl for breeding

>>714782184
From what I've seen of streamers, they just cringe and skip the 'icky' horse girl talk and idol concerts after they win. So they're powering through for the love of horse racing. GK is all school idols with ages. That shit ain't flying in prudistan.

>>714781729
Na its the other way around. Super Creek gets replaced by Rice Shower but Fine Motion is still a great card. Kitasan also doesn't need max uncap to be great unless you are trying to beat pvp whales.

>>714782217
Career mode is fucking static as fuck and get boring fast and there's no more carats in there to get beside spamming total career run.

>>714781941
Uh huh, two more weeks, right? Tell me which KR gacha you play so I can make fun of you for getting this BTFOd

>>714782036
>got rice-shower on my 3th 10er pull
>used that one ticket to get a Gold Ship cause she looked fun to play
I have no fucking idea what I am doing and I am enjoying it. Meta my dick

>>714782258
The tab next to the selection of your own uma parents, assuming you've already followed someone for their umas.

>>714782040
>new game
Uma has literally been out and known about for 4 years now. More if you count the anime

>>714782389
nikke
now explain what incentive westerners have to roll for japanese horses when they don't give a shit about japanese horse racing

>>714781846
How the fuck is nikke rated 12

>>714782563
>when they don't give a shit about japanese racing
update your script lil bro, this has been thoroughly refuted at this point >>714781639

>>714782563
Roguelite autism

>>714782372
You do careers to get Event Points, which gets you SSR cards, carats and other bonuses.
Also PVP grants you carats as well, so by having a diversity of Umas to build your team, you stay competitive and win more carats as well.

>My shitty C rank Ryan who failed to even compete in Ura finale just beat two A rank in long because she trigger multiple Swinging Maestro.
People who said SC is bad is fucking retarded.

>>714781639
>new peak nearly 2 weeks in

how the fuck?

>>714782703
I'm done with that shit since last week.
the 1mil target is whale area so I won't bother wasting my stamina on that shit.

>>714782726
Not a single person has said super creek is bad

>>714782558
Not globally. BA has been out in global for years so I don’t get what your point is there. A new game, even if it’s just new outside Japan, is always gonna have a bigger boom.

How fucked would I be just picking Umas based on how hard they make my dick or do I actually gotta care about stats?

>>714782563
its just the roguelite/training aspect of seeing the numbers go up, and make one of the uma you like win, that's all. multiplied x 100 by the autism of some people sperging hard over waifushit. i do agree that the umas are cute and have personalities, but fuck if im not skipping every event. it would take you hours to finish a career mode otherwise.

>>714782040
print this out and staple it to your forehead for the rest of your life.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

>>714782649
how does current player numbers refute anything? It's only been 1 week and i'm talking about 6+ months when they release more horses that aren't in the anime

>>714782841
Oh wait, unnecessary, kek right?
My bad, let me try build her with shitty low tier scrap supports, my Ryan might won ura next.

>>714782825
Word of mouth.
Ecelebs streaming it.
The novelty of not being another open chink/korean gacha rpg/shooter with porn star chicks.
One thing just keep snowballing into another.

>>714782551
I got random "friend" support cards before and then followed after career. But those popped in when auto-selecting support cards

>>714783050
>The novelty of not being another open chink/korean gacha rpg/shooter with porn star chicks.
This one's actually so big. Everyone's tired of shitty ass open shit or porn low effort shit. Also a gacha that can drop you SSRs very early instead of having to hit pity with disgusting rates goes a long way...

>horse girl
>LOL GLUE SHOTGUN LOLOL
>also check out this HILARIOUS webcomic about Mario saying fuck and getting high on mushrooms

>>714781206
>>714781729
Super Creek's main feature is Swinging Maestro, a unique element she loses to Rice Shower in like 4 months but since that card is Power, Super Creek will still be preferable for Front Runners (hence why she still sees use 4 years later like what >>714781729 said). For every other positional strategy, you can consider that Super Creek gets powercrept in 4 months.
The only other card outside of Super Creek and Rice Shower who get Swinging Maestro is a Guts card from Symboli Rudolf in 2 years.

>>714782869
>A new game, even if it’s just new outside Japan, is always gonna have a bigger boom.
Funny, I heard the opposite from BAfags insisting their game was gonna get 100k active players or some crazy shit like that. And that it was gonna destroy Uma musume.
Only for the exact opposite to happen, whoops.

>>714782879
Do you care about pvp? You will need to roll a bit on the support card banners to get some SRs at the very least unless you really don't care and just want to use stuff like the free SSRs they will give out during some events. They do make careers much, much easier but in JP all I did was go in on Uma banners and rely on the guaranteed SSR banners to play career mode until they released those free rental decks a few years in

>>714782916
If we pretend it’s not just you mad about the lolis then whatever ba pfp insulted you on twitter is living rent free in your head. If you got this touched by a community that you never recovered and constantly seethe over a game that’s just as embarassing even if the ba community ever did something to offend you other than like lolis.

>>714783050
>>714783208
There would be a joke if he had taken 3 minutes to research shit and just made the horsegirl Rice Shower.
But political cartoonists are the lowest form of artist.

>>714783158
>Trusting the auto-select
>Trusting the green lady
The only one you can trust is yourself, buddy.

>Winning Ticket
>she actually loses and SUCKS
I want my carrots back

>>714783167
>Also a gacha that can drop you SSRs very early instead of having to hit pity with disgusting rates goes a long way...
Surely you're not talking about this game? I've been playing for 50 hours and I did not get a single SSR other than the free ticket one.

>>714782194
Yeah, I honestly thought that the game was too japanese for westoid audiences and people would be like "oh this finally released" and then forget about it after a couple of days.

Doesn't matter if it all interest drops after a month, it already went beyond what anyone expected.

>>714783312
Are we just gonna pretend to ignore the years' worth of posts of BAtards actively shitstirring in other threads?
I don't play it anymore but I used to visit /alg/ a lot and every single day there'd be some retarded BA cunt or two shitposting for hours on end about how their game and art was so much better and so much more popular.

Now the opposite has happened and you guys are getting your just desserts.
It's just a natural consequence. Don't talk shit if you can't take it.

>>714783283
I never said that. Both are fine games. I will say they’ll probably even out at similar numbers.

>>714783521
LMAO point at this lucklet and laugh

>>714783007
No? If you ever see anyone saying Super Creek is bad or mediocre they're literally lying to your face. Even in JP you can still use Super Creek if you want easy access to Maestro because of how good that skill is even compared to newer cards like Air Shakur or Dantsu Flame

>>714783368
Nah, every normalfag getting exposed to Uma is making the exact same joke.

>oh you didn't win? LOL GLUE SHOTGUN IM SO CLEVER WHOA RACIST MARIO THATS WACKY

>>714783158
Click "Friend" button in the right side of the screen > Click the "Recommended" tab > Follow people here to get to use their cards and uma for breeding.

Alternatively, go to the home screen > Click the bulletin board > Enter the official discord, they have a chat where they post IDs so just add them in-game, you don't even need to talk to anybody.

>>714783050
>The novelty of not being another open chink/korean gacha rpg/shooter with porn star chicks.
heh
didn't consider this

>>714783658
Anon, SC and FM is redditier bad, people who reroll for them are dumb, not my word tho.

>>714783521
He meant the free 3* ticket and the random SSR ticket the game gave you. Even an utterly lucklet would have at least a 3* uma and an SSR support card to start with.

>>714783050
>The novelty of not being another open chink/korean gacha rpg/shooter with porn star chicks.
This is so real and I've seen others feeling the fatigue as well. I think the constant overexposure to garbage goonerslop like BA or Nikke encouraged people to give Uma a try because it stuck out. Breath of fresh air, really.

>>714783521
lmao? compare how people were getting multiple SSRs in just 40 rolls every reroll to any hoyoslop game with .6% rates

>>714781840
I was gonna play it but the accumulation of releasing 4 years late, during a period where a lot of new gacha games get released, one being a fucking Persona 5 gacha, its subject being niche and so on, made me expect the worst. I'm genuinely flabbergasted at how it somehow managed to fight against its fate like that.

>>714773536
why are there people trying to make a pretend culture war between uma and ba

>>714781523
>>714781419
*cricket*

I think the lack of a Epic 7 style gear system is what really is a breath of fresh air to people. Imagine having to farm for crit on horse hooves or something

>>714783665
Theres a reason boomer newspaper cartoons still exist
Tbf Im pretty sure anyone still making this joke either is a boomer or wishes to be a boomer since shooting racehorses to take them down probably isnt going practice for decades now

>>714783603
That was just your discord though, since you really wanted a way to try to “bring down” blue archive and the best you could think of is that a steam port got less than a new global release. I get it’s hard because revenue charts backfire and make it look good with its monetization, and you couldn’t get anyone to believe nexon commissioned over 300k pieces of fanart, but you’re really obvious when you try to set up game wars like that. I’m just saying please half the self respect to go back to complaining directly about lolis.

>>714779481
Steam numbers have shut them up temporarily, left agasp at the realization BA is only alive because of the porn

>>714783926
you pretending there isn't? BA thought it would kill fgo btw

>>714783312
Why is your argument only about that he hate lolis when he said he don't ? There multiple posts talking here about how obnoxious the BAfags are about their popularity. Is it too hard to understand that anon hate this part of BA and not the lolis ?
>whatever ba pfp insulted you on twitter is living rent free in your head
Funny cause BAfags get easily mad when you suggest the idea that another franchise can surpass it

>>714773536
most astroturfed game of all time. just came back from jp a week ago. ba merch is not selling lmao. has its' own little section of nosells bargain bin turds. that's sad. even chinashit wuwa genshin sells, to chinese tourists. KEK

>>714783908
Speaking of other new gacha games getting released, desu I'm more flabbergasted at how awful ba has been performing. wasn't that shit super popular? or at least people have been saying it was
i myself never played it but in my head I was thinking, the ranking would go persona > ba > uma
in terms of popularity
But in reality it's uma > persona >>>>> ba

crazy how things just turn out

>>714784083
ive never seen anyone say this outside of people trying to start some shit in ba threads or other gacha threads, surely you saved some screenshots of this happening right?

New ATH

>>714783926
BAfags fired the first shot when they kept bragging about how their steam launch was gonna be this big event only for it to end in a total wet fart and getting completely mogged by idol horse racing

>>714784139
the p5 gacha is a generic garbage chinkshit with a persona 5 coating. 50/50 0.6% drop rates with normal and limited separated summoning tickets. it's chinatown all over again.

>>714784139
Blue Archive is old

>>714784087
There is no way someone this mad about blue archive is “fine with lolis”. Most ba players also play other games. If them calling it a “pedo game” didn’t tip you off that they’re just mad about a lolicon game being popular. Funny thing is their types are always the ones who turn out to be freaks.

>>714784462
So is Uma yet it keeps breaking records. What's your point?

>>714781705
>>714782036
This. This was the part where I stopped listening to /v/

>>714783368
Anon... Silence Suzuka had the same fate, euthanized during the Tenno Sho.

Please someone teach me how to love this game. All my friends are playing it, but after a couple careers I got so bored. Not bait, I genuinely want to like the game, I just need to gaslight myself into it somehow.

>>714781312
what site is this?

>>714784027
Honestly it's pretty sad that they pride on the fact that porn is keeping them afloat. Basically admitting that gooning is all they have going for them. And yet they try to act like massive elitists over it.

>>714783908
watch the anime

What the sweet fuck actually happens to race horses that they have to be put down instead of just letting them chill on a farm somewhere
Are they that fucking much of a liability when not racing or do their internal organs just liquefy after a handful of years jesus christ

>>714784897
meant for >>714784725

if I start now do I still have enough time to do the event and max out the card?

>>714784940
It costs money to feed and stable a horse, race horses are intended to make money, not lose it for 20+ years doing nothing in a field.

>>714784780
reddit

>>714784940
Horses cost money so dead horses cost no money.

>>714784940
If they aren't racing then they are just a money sink

Only successful horses may be allowed to live after they can't run anymore

>>714785057
Nope and it gives a meta card so congrats your account is permanently fucked, have fun!

>>714785057
2 days left iirc
You probably can grab like 1 or 2 copies (especially if you watch all the event cutscenes in the "Dashing Toward Your Dreams" window, which doesn't take too long).
There are other things that you can grab if you start right now though, like a bunch of launch bonuses and the Legend Umas event, you can do daily boss fights that grants you star shards so you can upgrade your uma and unlock an outfit.

>>714785274
Well what happened to the meme pink horse who lost every race?

>>714784517
>There is no way someone this mad about blue archive is “fine with lolis”.
Never met an im@s fan, I take it?
They despise BA for similar reasons stated itt, namely that they see it and its fanbase as obnoxious
Anecodtally im@s lolicons are way more reserved and better behaved than the shit you see going on in the BA fanbase

>>714785393
Still living and just chilling on a retirement farm.

>>714785341
>>714785375
Okay I won’t play it then. Fuck time limited shit. Same thing in genshin where because I didn’t play at the start I will never get cinnabar spindle and never have a good sword for defense scalers.

>>714785493
>>714785171
>>714785274
>>714785072

>>714783926
>culture war between uma and ba
Most of time I ran into the BA fandom, it's mostly bragging how they are the new king of Comiket and otaku culture, even also saying that the other franchise are ruined or dead.

>>714785589
The game is way more sweaty and autistic then genshin impact

>>714785589
>>714785341
Yeah i might have to tap out too then as well
These fomo treadmills are too much man

>>714785651
they're the kings of comiket porn and that's it. otaku culture is still so much bigger than BA. it's actually kinda irrelevant outside of fanart.

>>714784113
>>714778979

that's because the BA merch was sold out, retard

>>714779481
never forget their tantrum over the launch delay

>>714785738
F2P will be generally the slow downy uma losing at every track meet in 16th in a months from now once whales are fully established. Will be funny watching F2P's realize how easily they get raped by whales.

>>714785651
This has been my experience as well. Never met a more delusional fanbase, doubly so considering their crap is actively dying as we speak.

what's a bonus win in team trials? I need one

>go on social media
>see all the wom*n and normalfaggots playing this game and wasting their carats for retarded pulls that don't even make sense when kitasan black is just around the corner

>>714785674
This will be what kills it for normies. I’m already picturing the salt when they realize that they are gimped for the next 2 years because they didn’t roll multiple copies of kitasan black. why did they make the funny horse racing gacha so hardcore comparative to other modern gachas.

BA fans finally getting their comeuppance has been a pleasure to see. I love loli's and Jk's btw, just your community is insufferable. /bag/ deserves this.

>>714785489
>There is no way someone this mad about blue archive is “fine with lolis”
You know it's possible that someone love the loli porn of BA, and still hate the elitism of the BA fanbase. You're still missing the anon point you're replying to. His whole point is how annoying the elitists of BA are.
>>714785489
I find it funny as fuck when BA fans say they aren't normies and then proceed to spam a normie meme. I can't be the only one that see the cunny meme as a normie meme now.

>>714786068
BA is full of 3rd worlders

>>714785589
You could literally use any card in the game because it has a feature that lets you use cards from other players, but it's limited to 1 at a time.

Also getting that Special Week card is really not hard, it's just too tight to get all the free copies right now which uncaps the max level of the card.
The ACTUAL important meta card is going to be Kitasan Black in a few weeks, it's actually more worthy to enter the game right now so you can get the resources to splurge on that banner.

>>714785982
>”NOOOO YOU HAVE TO ROLL FOR THE META CARDDDDDDDDD STOP HAVING FUN”
you sound retarded and pathetic

>>714785857
Even then being considered the king of comiket goonershit is like being proud over being featured in the Sears catalog. No one gives a shit about comiket anymore ever since covid. It's like these retards don't understand other conventions outside of comiket exist.

>>714786153
it's not fun getting raped by whales

>>714786143
>Kitasan Black in a few weeks
NIGGA THAT SHIT COMES OUT NEXT WEEK

>>714785982
no one cares f2p spreadshitter. If people really wanted something they would pay for it. Why do you insist you making yourself and others around you miserable. MLB ssr speed card > 1 copy of kitasan

>>714786153
Enjoy getting shafted in pvp and future content kek.

I will be rerolling my account when Kitasan comes out and I don't pull her with the gems I currently have. No not for her card, but for her herself.
I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER

>>714786143
you saying that I need to start playing now just to save up for a meta card makes me want to play it less. fuck these autistic gacha games. at least in hoyo shit I can do my own thing and just ignore the meta.

>>714786245
Well don't get into the same league as them. There are leagues for F2P shitters to compete against each other.

>>714786068
Honestly can't wait for BA to fade into irrelevance. They'll be forgotten by next year at the current rate looking at the current numbers

>>714786245
if you can't handle that then quit now. This game is p2w and you can't cheat out of it with f2p saving/hoarding autism

I imagine twitter in 2 weeks will be filled with f2p tards complaining about being sent to the shitter races because they can't compete with whales.

>>714786337
I mean you can ignore the meta too and just do career mode. PvP sweating in Uma just seems boring

>>714786337
You get like 40 free rolls just by making the account, plus a bunch of free shit, plus login bonuses which is the equivalent of 2 rolls per day.
You literally get the resources just by making an account and loging in the game.

>>714786454
in 2 weeks people will have moved on.

this is just fotm streamer game, like Suikagame

>>714785589
>>714785738
>>714786337
good riddance

>the one autist still trying to start a flame war with BA but nobody is taking the bait

>>714786568
You already said this 2 weeks ago, BAsis

>>714785857
>otaku culture is still so much bigger than BA. it's actually kinda irrelevant outside of fanart.
I don't even see what will be the cultural impact of BA aside of porn. All the previous popular franchise at Comiket like FGO, Kancolle, Touhou, Uma Musume, etc. had a cultural impact outside and inside the internet. The only thing BA had a cultural impact is the cunny meme, and even it's not even a BA meme.

>>714786651
The war already started the day JP Uma released a month after JP BA.

>>714786442
>They'll be forgotten by next year at the current rate looking at the current numbers
you have been saying this every year

woah the BA fans really do be like this

>>714786454
You talking as if this is the only gacha game in this world, naruto mobile literally the most profitable and P2W PvP gacha in the world.

>>714781081
Yes, good for reroll attempts too since you get 10 extra pulls.

>>714786735
BA will be largely forgotten and irrelevant in 10 years, 2hu, Type moon, kancolle and uma will not.

>>714786651
people need to realize that BA fans autism is actually just an aggressive form of gatekeeping. no normie will touch BA ever, meanwhile uma’s main audience so far is twitch chat tourists who will call you problematic for claiming an uma as your wife.

why can't I complete the pt2 of the event?

>>714786651
I like how you're so desperate to paint it as just 1 person when pretty much anyone you talk to has had a poor experience with blue archive fags. Literally go to any thread and ask people what they think, it's not so different from this thread, for good reason.

>>714786068
Seething.

>>714786852
!remindme 10 years

>>714786863
this

>>714786964
wtf does this even mean, what command is that

Even a horse is still a white woman.

>>714786919
Do you mean the special missions? Probably slowly dropping daily like the first part.

>>714786153
>>714786285
There's literally no reason not to roll for it when the game is currently still being generous with free shit, you're probably just mad because you blew your carats like these retards

>>714787015
It's reddit
>>714786964
go back

>>714780590
No fucking waaaayyyy

>>714787070
nta but I hate this stupid ass system where you have to pick between rolling actual characters or rolling jpegs that are way more important

>>714787056
Ah, that's why then.

>>714780590
>he thinks /vt/ invented numbers autism
Holy newfag alert

>>714785982
literally who?!

>>714786863
>no normie will touch BA ever
A mobile gacha game that isn't region locked is going to be filled with normie, no exceptions.

>>714786735
Considering that BA is already dying, there won't be any cultural impact left by it, I can guarantee that. Already it's suffering a massive artist exodus this year.
Turns out relying on a bunch of porn artists you pay for wasn't a very good strategy for building a long-lasting legacy, who woulda thought.

>uma musume thread
>half the thread is seething blue archive
I just want to see horses man

>>714787053
This is a reference to the farm where she retired with Doto, which has plenty of companion animals.

>>714787394
>Considering that BA is already dying
peak delusional lol

>>714787419
Learn filtering

>>714787419
ba lives rent free in the minds of /v/ schizos

sure you do, shitstirrer.

>>714787469
Don't make me post the steam charts again, this is just sad at this point

>>714786863
Monkey's paw. You gatekeep normies but get filled to the brim with seaniggers instead.

>>714787394
It's basically proof that when you create a community built on lies and deception you get that in return eventually, karmas a bitch.

>>714787475
funny since the blue archive discourse happened because an anon wanted us to play blue archive insted of uma

any modern hoyo game makes more than BA and uma together, stop dickwaving when youre comparing your 3 inch micropenis to your retarded cousin’s 2 inch micropenis

>>714787070
the reason to roll is because you like something. That's literally it. This mindset is why japan is superior

>>714787419
this isn't the real uma thread you moron
this is the shitposters' containment thread

>>714787685
lol hoyoshit is dead in jp. makes a dead cat bounce every time they try to hype up a huge patch then falls back down in favor of homegrown jp gachas.

>>714787475
No, this is just the natural consequence of you obnoxious cunts spewing your verbal diarrhea everywhere only for reality to bitchslap you hard in the face.

>>714787685
+1 social credit has been deposited to your account

>>714787789
genshit made 65 mil last month. Uma made 11 mil and BA made 4 mil. Genshin is 4x both of your shitty games combined. Weep you faggot

>>714787419
Typically depends if the OP is just about [game] or [game in relation to XYZ].
The latter will attract more shitposty tourists.

>>714787941
I said jp you poor chink monkey. gk and uma made more than your chinese garbage monkey.