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Old : >>714755457

IM A HEADBANGA

Nope you didn't muss anything just some retarded troons playing a girls game

>>714763000 (OP)
second for respect trans girls

Rate Hello Kitty.

ESA bros...

Migged

I don't like Mondays....

>>714763116
ZZZ

>>714763116
F

What are you playing while you watch?

>>714763116
Z for extremely annoying commentary

>>714763116
A

>>714763116
F

>>714763116
ZZZ dogshit run

>>714763116
A
>>714763117
Only one Spyro? Fucking disgusting, the Playstation Nation is going to have to show GDQ who is boss for this.

>>714763116
ZZZ

>>714763116
ZzzzZZZzzzz

>>714763116
D

>>714763116
B it was good background noise

>>714763116
F

>>714763116
F

>>714763151
Doom

What's Hello Kitty's first name?

>>714763275
Hello

>>714763275
Hello, duh?

>>714763275
Hi

>>714763275
こんにちは~

Miggin' in

Up and throbbing.

>>714763275
Y

>choked on a hotdog and had a genetic flashback to my mom sucking my dad's dick
migged

>>714763342
>Beat Saber showcase overestimate
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

oh...

again?

>>714763116
F

IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE

Got stream on as background noise while cleaning some manga and holy fucking shit does this reader have an annoying voice.

AYEEE
>>714763342
Welcome backy

holy mother of god

>Highest donation total ever at this point in the marathon
>Lowest ever view count
I guess people are being EXTRA generous this year!

holy fuck just stop

>>714763342
>Quake
Jesus, I can only guess.

>>714763116
D for dumb shit

ok, who at this freakshow is NOT a tranny?

>>714763320
explain yourself

I wasnt even tabbed in and the voices immediately activated my fight or flight response

Next exhibit for the freakshow

bnuuy

OMG CUTE BUNNY GIRLS~

:3

>>714763342
based chartecker

Don't look up the developers for this game.

Is it me or is there way more TRANS ROITS donating than usual? Did something happen? I know they're banging on about USAID being cut and that affecting MSF, but I haven't heard anything trans related

>>714763385
>daughter walks in
>are these girls or boys

I didn't know how to answer so I just said "guys and they're trying to be funny"

>>714763342
Timespinner was an ad btw.

i cant bros. my god.

>>714763445
I think its time to start counting the non-troons instead

>>714763409
This is going to be a special one. I can tell.

>>714763413
shit needs to be audited
no memes there's definite money laundering or at least inflation of the numbers here

>TEE HEE GIGGLE GIGGLE
Fucking end me.

>the couch hyperventilating
Holy fuck

>>714763504
*giggles trannily*

Something about giggly "I'm just a girl hehe" trannies makes me want to get violent

>>714763446
The Argead dynasty will rise again!

Is this the worst first 24 hours of GDQ so far?

>>714763475
trannies have been uppity lately
they were spamming more than typical in jerma's stream last night as well

Can we just rate this run already? We know what everyone is going to rate it.

>>714763465
>dayo's ugly ass
he needs a hair cut badly

>>714763491
Why are they doing ads for 7 year old games?

>>714763481
meds

at least its only 15 mins so i can take a quick fap break but fkin hell

>>714763413
desu they started with a $30K "head start" over the course of June with their "GDQ Ambassador" shit

>>714763475
The current president has leftists in a manic psychotic state 24/7

is chart anon really the 'ecker guy

>>714763481
Wow, what a cute and funny story anon

Couple of babes here, nice.

mirin them quads

What's going through his mind now?

>>714763504
Oh you will. This is the future, Anon

>>714763593
yes
why it's allowed is beyond me

at least put some effort into your appearance... how many more troon runs? will they ever run out?

>>714763518
>no memes there's definite money laundering
no that is absolutely a meme, this would be an almost comically bad way to launder money if someone was actually serious about it.

>>714763613
Do these people unironically think that anyone really thinks they are women?

>>714763657
that's why they get away with it, no one suspects this stupid roundabout way to go about it

>>714763656
What is the regular runner/couch member against trannies ratio I wonder.

does being a tranny make it easier to get your run accepted or what?

>>714763000 (OP)
i'm supposed to be transphobic to THIS?

>>714763551
Who knows

>>714763546
A+ i love cute bunny girls nyaaaan~

>Code Bunny
more like Cope Bunny

>>714763726
please kill yourself man

>>714763613
ill bang that fuck it

>>714763714
doesn't work that way in reality bro

Man these guys are fucking cooked lmao

>>714763657
Anons that spout money laundering have no real idea what money laundering actually is, they just think it's a catch all for doing shady shit or skimming money off as admin costs or something.

I might be gay now
"she" cute

bro this muffled giggling so they don't reveal zeir real manly laugh
>>714763748
more like rope bunny

Couch people should HAVE to know the game.
Like, we know they will bang after, but if you need to put them on a gdq couch, like, come on.

>>714763656
Staranise literally looks like Norman Bates

>>714763726
nice

That's FUNNY!
You're FUNNY!

YES

Holy shit, this might just be one of the worst runs in GDQ history.

>>714763765
Yeah, if there's some fraud going on it would be different means than money laundering.

>>714763656
At least he doesn't have the shitty prostitute makeup like the last 2

nice legs

>>714763285
Hi!
>>714763294
Hello to you too!
>>714763316
Howdy!

>>714763698
I don't think so, i think it's just pure mental illness at this point

>>714763413
It’s just numbers on a screen. Everything these people do is performative, aiming only to achieve social media clout amongst their peers. Maybe one day someone will do a Completionist style dive into the numbers and see that Yetee is funding gay Sesame Street in Iraq or whatever but that will take a while.

>>714763613
why do they always wear grandma clothes?

men dressing like women...

>>714763807

what would make this run the worst run iin GDQ history according to you?

>>714763865
Real women wear tightfitting clothing to show off their curves.

Men don't have curves.

>another partner

Are they hitting every single degenerate polycule tranny stereotype?

>my other partner
Polycule?

>that's my.. another partner
?

>>714763342
What's the history behind "Z" being worse than F anyway?

>another partner
Would love to be a fly on the wall just to see how this works

>>714763916
>>714763934
>>714763936
KEK

Why does every trans gamer only play on PC?

This could very easily be one of you guys just taking the piss

>>714763807
so far

>>714763984
Discord.

Oh I thought he meant like business partner i didnt realize he is in some polyamoric tranny sex coven or whatever. Fucking horrid

Jesus fucking Christ man just when I thought it couldn't get worse

how does the time guy fuck up EVERY YEAR

FIRE THIS MAN

>>714763984
So they can use their beloved Linux

Rate this trans resilient run

>i get to submit this to the leader board hehehe teeheh heheh ehehehe ehehe heehehe
lmao

What is that?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Next runner seems to be a tranny too.
Then we get a small break with TMNT4

Did I hear "Trans-Brazilian"?

Did I just hear Trans-Brazilians?
Like they're American but identify as a BR?

>>714764032
ZZZ

>>714764032
ZZZZZZ holy fuck, worst sofar

>games done quick will die in your lifetime
least amount of viewers ever

>>714763985
Youre coping, it's real and these demons exist and are seen as valid by our political leaders

>>714763483
>>714763856
Why doesn't GDQ get fun memes like this?

a polycule sounds pretty good desu, you could get a single bed apartment and split rent 3 ways

>>714764032
ZZZ

what the hell was that

>>714764071
ZZZ no question

>cuck
>tranny
Cant get much worse

>>714764032
c cute couch

>>714764032
F-

>>714764032
ZZ

minus one Z because it was short

>>714764043
Pete, I muted before it began. I'm mentally sound.

>>714764032
ZZZ

>>714764032
ZZZ holy fuck thank god it's over

>>714764032
ZZZ

>>714764032
D for drag queens. ok run i guess i don't know the game

>>714764032
ZZZ
>>714764012
it's because transgenderism is just a fetish

>>714764032
whatever the letter after Z is

>>714764032
ZZZ
I miss ESA

>>714764032
T

>>714764050
>>714764054
KEK

>>714764032
SSS
I can't stop laughing hahaha

>>714764032
ZZZ
Genuinely painful run

>>714763445
All the non troons suffering from troon fatigue probably decided to go to ESA this year, so there’s been nothing but tranny runs this time round.

>>714764032
ZZZ
below ZZZ

>a tranny has more girlfriends than me
Give me one good reason why everyone in this thread, including me, shouldn't start HRT right now.

>>714764032
ZZZ as low as it can go

>>714764032
Z

>>714764032
ZZZ

>>714764081
memes could be offensive or non-inclusive

>>714764079
more money than ever at this point. cope chud. trans rights won.

>>714764032
ZZZ

>>714764032
C for Cooked

just put a couple of completely drugged up trannies on stage and have them play a game kek

ZZ no entertainment value what so ever

>>714764032
ZZZ

>>714764083
>how come your mom lets you have two girlfriends

>>714763445
Unfortunately all the normal people have become minority.

>>714764032
Z

>>714764032
A for cute tranny

>>714764151
Do you think it counts if the girlfriends are other trannies

>>714764151
He's dating other troons anon, if you want to engage in your feminization fetish with other men go right ahead.

>>714764151
because all of his girlfriends are other dudes

>>714764032
C

>>714764151
>"girl"
>"friends"

>>714764028
I don't game on PC and I'm wondering if I do, is it all just trans players over there?

>>714763342
ouch, this isn't looking good

>>714763445
It's what a lot of /v/ watches for, so it's no wonder the numbers keep going up.

Welp.. this is next

>>714764032
ZZZ - the only good thing about it was that it was short

>>714764253
>GDQ
>Numbers going up

lmao

>>714764247
Well it depends on what you play. Trans(autistics) gravitate to similar games as each other.

>this is the next runner
I'm not feeling good anons

>>714764032
ZZZ

>>714764271
more forehead than I can handle

>>714764271
Cute, stunning and valid

>>714764276
Runners, not viewers you absolute donkey.

>>714764271
what the FUCK IS THAT HAIRLINE?

>>714763342
Some of these runs were actually solid, people aren't objective with ratings in GDQ threads at all. I agree with the reds though. Also GDQ has gotten to the point where it needs a "not a speedrun" marker

do you guys feel pity when you look at these things? or anger? or disgust? i mostly just feel pity. these ...things.. are just trying to survive and their upbringing, lifechoices and surroundings brought them to this. i wish the world wasn't this way but it is. i can only lament

Can my donation go towards euthanizing autogynephiles?

>>714763656
If in 2025 you’re not watching gdq almost solely to gawk at the local fauna, I really don’t know what you’re doing here. It hasn’t been about the runs since 2017, and it’s been trannypalooza since at least 2020.

>>714764308
Like that faggotshit fucking matters.

>>714764291
>trap

>>714764327
a mix of all 3 to be honest

What in the fuck is this prize

>>714764338
Anon it's okay to just realize you misunderstood someone else's conversation

>>714764327
if they're happy then whatever, I just hope they have a good relationship with their parents. I guess Im' old school but I value those sort of things. I would never show my mom the degenerate shit I fap to.

>>714763698
It’s like being in a cult. If you’re surrounded by people who constantly affirm and feed into your delusions and do the same to them, it’s a lot easier for you to fully buy into it too.

are they still reminding people to hydrate, i have not been reminded in a long time

>>714764374
something they couldn't sell on Etsy

>>714764327
Not at all. I just think it's funny and I like laughing at the with you guys but I'm glad that they're happy doing what they enjoy.

>>714764374
>$5 minimum donation
>no donation necessary for entry

well which is it?

>>714764318
norwood type T

>less than three
Where the fuck did this retard come from?

Can somebody just restream the GDQs in the 2010s+

>>714764374
>Stillborn fetus with headphones
It's symbolic of how troons can never have real offspring

>>714764409
so kinda like 4chan

>>714764327
Its complicated, but mainly disgust

>>714764050
>>714764054
No, really, what the FUCK is a TransBrazilian?
We need to study this run; it feels like a shitpost manifested into reality.

>>714764032
Z

>>714764324
Too much of /v/ is just here to hatewatch to really be bothered about the charts, much like what Spike was saying, the speedrunning doesn't matter anymore.

We have one gorillion donated from Flimsy Steve that says "Greetings from transylvania and German rights"

does anyone else feel like they beg a lot more frequent and insistingly? or am i just shellshocked by the absolute shitshow GDQ has become?

>>714763725
Considering the absolute shovelware tranny runners often showcase, I’d reckon it’s a big part of the criteria. Although don’t forget ESA having ended one day before this probably also played a part.

ANOTHER ONE? BRO HOW MANY DO THEY HAVE
where are the fat nerds????

>covers up the fivehead

smart

>>714764475
>its like 4chan?
if someone doesnt like what you say theyll immediately call you a faggot and to stfu, if you dare say that in their spaces youre permanently banned, there is no disagreeing allowed. not a good comparison

i hope you guys step on a lego

fuck me running dude

>be tranny
>hide receding hairline with a baseball cap

l m a o

>>714764453
You're legally obligated by law make giveaways free to enter but usually it's something retarded like mailing them a redemption form but by the time it arrives it's over.

its all so tiresome

it's really trans block right now

>>714764524
>Anymore
Speed running was always cringe, except for Doom and Quake which have Speed running built in by design

>>714764327
Disgust. I don't get angry at these freaks and I don't pity them since I think its legitimately a good thing eugenics-wise that they remove themselves from the gene pool

>>714764475
not at all

Good morning! I had to dip out during Sekiro, seems like i didn't miss much though.
Is it just me, or are they filling the graveyard shift with as many troons as possible?

>>714764621
>now

>>714764563
there were some earlier. chud anons got triggered

>library of 5,000,000 games to choose from
>choose this one

Was that a Tim Allen grunt attempt?

>>714764524
>Worth Watching
>Dogshit
Is what it comes down to most of the time, I don't think there's any point in actually trying to be more objective with it but it's a tradition at this point

>for reasons i dont even know
you know exactly why

>>714764575
Who do you mean by (You)?

>>714764660
>are they filling the graveyard shift with as many troons as possible?
seems like they're filling the whole event with freaks at this rate

just scrolling through the thread. Why 1750587807881567.mp4 still up?

>>714764621
>trans block
lego are trans? shieet

>>714764660
sekiro was good. just a troonfest after.

>>714764689
gotta bite into some rotten apples to appreciate the good ones

I can't think of a more infuriating phrase than "don't forget to hydrate"
It's the biggest nothing burger phrase that adds zero bulk to a conversation, isn't funny and only used by socially awkward autists who are afraid of 4 seconds of silence
I'll take a million trannies over someone using this fucking phrase again
fuck you

couch names still mixed up nice work tech crew

Please laugh.

>>714764475
Sort of but with chan you eventually have to switch off and will eventually be called a faggot and told to kill yourself regardless whereas with these dudes it’s forced positivity and affirmation 24/7.

>>714764771
...dont forget to hydrate sir

Hes got that techneck posture

>>714764698
It was pretty accurate.

>>714764746
you know why.

If you post an anime girl during the yearly GFQ threads, one of the 5 jannies assigned to patrol these threads will delete it if its not 100% video game related. But they definitely watched that webm and saw that it was a trap and that they were fully clothed despite their ballsack being visible so it stays. You can't post female feet though, that's NSFW.

>>714764689
https://www.speedrun.com/lswgba

Practically no one runs the game. The msot recent record was this troon, the second was 2 months ago and the rest are over two years ago.

>>714764374
Average GDQ prize

>>714764771
it's basically a self-masturbatory way to feel like you're helping, and if you call it out they can just say woooow im being nice, and it makes you the villain, somehow

>>714764660
I haven’t watched everything but every run I’ve seen has had some sort of troon or furry in it.

>>714764861
>Estimated Value: $70.00
Ok

>>714764730
no one, i'm not even looking at the thread really
nor the stream because of trans nonsense
i'm just waiting for a portion i can go back to watch

>>714764771
sounds like you're just dehydrated

I beat this game as a 6 year old when it came out (I'm 25 before you call me underage), what the fuck does he mean it's difficult casually. This is a baby game

>>714763950
a holdover from the tier list ratings

>>714764771
You haven’t figured out yet that everything these people do is performative, and serves only to boost their ego through peer approval while doing the absolute minimum possible?

>>714764861
is chrischan out of jail already? my god this is cursed

>>714764771
I think it's inoffensive in some contexts. People saying it in dense, physical events like a con? Sure, fine. I also get why it became a thing on Twitch to remind the streamer to hydrate.

But viewers don't need it for watching an event

>>714764913
The next one. TMNT Turtles in Time is pretty hard to fuck up.

I bought this game for my cousin's birthday when it came out and he seemed visibly pissed off to receive it.

>>714764861
To be fair, most of the shit they hawk is a lot better than this.

>>714764861
that amigurumi is asking to have mercy and be destroyed

>>714764974
Has been for years.

>>714764771
trans rights

>>714765001
this made me lol

>>714765001
because he's 45 and you made him open it in front of his biker friends

so randum ecks dee

>>714764989
it's almost PIZZA TIME!

>>714764982
>I think it's inoffensive in some contexts
except that's the fucking problem
it's so inoffensive it basically means nothing and the "helpful" nature of it also means nothing because if you were thirsty you would fucking go get a drink
aaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhh

>>714764861
Looks like a sex toy meant for being mouth fucked

>>714765001
literally me

>>714764861
>PLEASE KILL ME IT HURTS TO LIVE

>>714765091
But enough about you

UNLIMITED ESTROGEN

>>714765091
Tht's a Freudian slip and a half right there bro.

>>714765001
Prequels, man. They were shit.

>>714763586
this they had some kind of pre event? thats addint a lot to the pool

When's ESA

>>714764374
>>714764861


>both by the same person

also for the amy one

>estimated value
>$70.00

wtf

I fucking love lego but it's a shame how formulaic and boring these lego movie/franchise games have gotten over the years. The recent 2022 Lego Star Wars game was absolute fucking trash even compared to this gba version.

>>714765168
>UNLIMITED PRONOUNS

>>714764861
Lmao that was a prize in the last GDQ too and /v/ made memes of it because it was so bad.
Guess it was so bad whoever won it really really didn't want it and it's in the prize pool again.
Exact same picture even

>>714765164
>>714765169
I aint denying, Amy was my first encounter with r34 back in the day and probably my first ever experience with gooning, before that was even a word

>>714765218
February.

Do you guys think that it would be much less comically disgusting and acceptable if the trans runners were attractive and behaved like women instead of socially awkward autistic men? I personally wouldn't have a problem with it

>>714765076
I've been at cons and not been thirsty but regretted not drinking something for like four or five hours in a dense event. You can sometimes be to busy to notice or feel thirsty but still get dehydrated

>>714764374
oh no... it's renarded

>>714765268
a man pretending to be a woman cannot be attractive, the premise is not valid.

30k viewers? didnt these events before covid and stuff used to have 500k viewers or something or am i dreaming

>>714765223
>estimated value
>$70.00
im guessing it's due to how long it takes to make these, you try to add in some labor hours but then the end result is that so there's dissonance

>>714765168
>Luke, I am your father
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>>714765268
Then it would be boring instead of funny

>>714765226
They’re literally the same game. You’ve just gotten older and more discerning with your tastes.

>>714765247
GDQ are notorious for never sending the prizes, even when the "winner" fights with their system to get them, so they just reuse the same prize year on year.

One year Sent damaged some prize on camera and for the next two years the exact same one with the damage was still a prize.

>>714765218
You missed it anon

>>714765268
Yeah it would be nice if they looked and acted exactly like women. We wouldn't even know. However, it would be a lot less funny.

>>714765323
Pics?

>>714765323
maybe people reject the prizes? i can imagine most people would rather not give their name and address to receive these things

>>714765336
who is that semen demon?

>>714765323
it's crazy how they can get away with no sending shit out due to people just figuring they didn't win
no way that giga PC went to a viewer, that shit is playing the vilest 2d porn games in sent's basement

>>714765336
Mako coming in at last minute and fucking nailing it with the Plum + Dizzy one.

>>714765310
>>714765338
Good point, I guess its just doomed to be a circus, which im okay with too because it's funny

>>714765226
Agree with you Anon. My fav Lego theme is Adventurers although it does rip off Indiana Jones. I just don't like movie tie in stuff. The old Space Lego was also really cool. Ships are badass, i like the lil' Cannons. And Knights Lego is super sought after for some reason

>>714765385
Nah there's a ton of documented cases of the winners saying GDQ kept promising to send shit and never did even when pestered to fuck about it.

>>714765482
where

>>714765450
>>714765226
For me it's Rock Raiders and Aquanauts.

>>714765451
Uhhh based?!

>>714765495
Mostly the speedrun reddit

>>714765495
we don't talk about that shite here but it starts with an R and ends with dit

>>714765547
>>714765546
link it

>>714765558
go and find out nigga

>>714765336
I would detonate an explosive load in that things baby funnel on the bottom left

>>714765587
theres TONS of documented cases trust me no i wont show you any :^)

>>714765558
Bend over for the big spoon.

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/vpiqn5/gdq_i_never_got_the_prize_i_won/

>>714765558
Took me 5 seconds to find a thread full of em
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/vpiqn5/gdq_i_never_got_the_prize_i_won/

>>714765226
never played the 2k drive but I know in my heart it won't be anywhere near as good

>>714765649
>>714765657
>spoonfeeding tourists
You are the cancer of /v/.

>>714765637
This aged poorly

>>714765649
>>714765657
>Just accepted I made a donation to charity and let it go.
good lord

>>714765168
>>714765304

>>714765690
Fuck off retard

>>714765649
>>714765657

>>714763342
How do you go overestimate on Beat Saber?

>>714765715
>trying too hard to fit in: the post

>those are words to my ears
verily...

>>714765223
Oh shit good catch, they are from the same person. Maybe most of the dogshit perlers are too

>>714765695
Don't you love how defeatist they are with that shit?

>>714765774
>NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>YOU MUST NOT PROVIDE PROOF AND LET THE GDQ SHILL WIN!!!

>a felllow non-binary
>hell yeah
>love those enbies
>and trans rights

>>714765698
The bottom middle guys look like basedjaks

>>714765659
I completed Lego Racers a few months ago, great game, i enjoyed the difficulty curve. Here's my racer.

>>714765750
It went on for quite some time and the extra showing of custom assets and effects added almost 30 min. For a 1hour+ flailing exhibition

>>714765897
The run they had of that some events back was pretty cool.

I don't mean to brag but I do a pretty good General Grievous impression. NO you can't hear it. YES you have to take my word for it. MAYBE I practised it alone in my room on the off-chance I could use it around people and impress them but the opportunity never came.

>>714765851
NTA but you're trying too hard.
read the rules and settle down newfag

>>714765821
i want to learn how to take money from people like this. they dont deserve to have it if they are this pathetic. i may as well take it.

>>714765649
>>714765657
>hundreds of prizes every year
>4 whole posts about not receiving the prize
tons

>>714765698
Lizstar is still the most offensive tranny at these events to me. His entire shtick is playing games no one else has heard of, and pretending to be good at them. It wouldn't be that big of a deal except all he does is play obscure shit that nobody speedruns besides him. That's like the main reason I despise troons at GDQ, half of them are the only runner for their game of choice because they get BTFO in anything remotely competitive.

Alright dramanons, you got your troons. You happy now? This is great...so much fun...le cringe!

>>714765953
I believe you

I never cared for Star Wars. I always thought it was very "mid", as the youngies say.

>>714765983
What about female sports irl?! They are destroying irl women's sports!

>>714765897
based
2 is good also

>>714765853
How much will it take for these people to realize that they are in a cult? Normal people do not feel a need to self affirm their core identity every two minutes, it comes off as obviously mentally ill. I sincerely hope these nutcases get the mental health support that they desperately need, something like 45% of all troons have attempted suicide and the reason why is clear as day

>>714765980
Careful with moving those goalposts anon, you'll put your back out.

>>714766050
I respect your decision to be tasteless

>>714766052
I might go for 2, i heard it's open world.

>>714766050
I respect your decision to be a man of taste

>>714766050
I don't respect you

>>714766089
its genuinely sad. theres a girl on youtube who talked about how she and her parents got gaslit in to her transitioning. the doctor basically told the parents they didnt understand what their child was going through and if they didnt let her transition she would commit suicide. the girl was a confused teen and got enabled by troon cultists and quacks.

>she chopped her tits off
>her voice is awkwardly between male and female forever
>she can never have children
>she is demonized by troons for being a traitor

its actually heartbreaking

godless nights.....

>>714766089
I don't want them to get mental health treatment, I think they're going to be instrumental in humanity's collapse. Two more weeks

>>714766050
As a kid i had some of the very early Star Wars Lego that you see portrayed in this game, it's quite obvious though that on its own the game is rather lacking. It's more about being a Lego enjoyed and a Star Wars enjoyed and combining those two into a game. But more of a kids game, this game has no value to adults imo

this nigga said >my fiancé
what's your excuse?

>>714766336
>what's your excuse?
I dont like girls(male)

what the fuck happened with quake?

>>714766336
i don’t want to ruin my life by getting married

>>714766336
His fiance is another lonely, desperate and ugly mentally ill man. I could find one of those very easily.

We're at the point where cute traps don't even exist anymore because the entire space has been taken over by middle aged troons who spend more time speedrunning kid's games than putting effort into their appearance

"He's no Gonk droid...." that line was out of the blue. In fact a lot of these lines are out of the blue. Unless you consider the idea that the people saying them just want me to know that they know what a Gonk droid or other barely-obscure Star Wars trivia is thereby enhancing their cultural caché.

>>714766336
I'm married so I guess I'm normal!

>>714766434
hey

>>714766141
yeah you get a few different worlds to roam around in and collect stuff and travel to the next mission. Its ok

So what happened during the quake run...?

>>714766336
In all honestly, I'd rather stay single than be mentally ill. Or with someone mentally ill.

>>714766460
hey.....

>>714766379
nepotism

>>714766395
Too late

what happened with skyrim????

>>714766493
enjoying the runs? :)

>>714766336
I knew a nerdy guy who met a tranny off some fetish site and he would always call >her his wife despite the two of them just living together. Fast forward a year later and he trooned out too. The fiancé thing is just because they're ashamed to say boyfriend or girlfriend imho

>>714765983
whatever happened to protomagical"girl"?

Can you guys @ me when Adam_AK's run is? Thanks.

>>714766572
No they're awful and make me ill ;w;!

you :3?

Flirt with me too

>>714766336
good for her

I mean him

I mean them

>>714766603
oh shit the squirrel is back

>>714766609
same i hate trannies hahahah x3
you know what else i hate..? jannies!

>>714766595
Wiggle wiggle bam'd outta employment

>>714766513
they started and then

>>714766669
OMG me too!!!

Jannies are trannies after all x3

>>714766681
thank god. he was absolutely insufferable

>>714766669
[Deleted]

>>714766595
think of how insufferable your average tranny is
proto was so insufferable that the other trannies couldn't stand it and proto got basically fired
proto now goes on schizo rants or some shit

>>714766669
>>714766721
you two should become friends

Kek the only people who run these baby games are trannies

>>714766721
Fuckin wholesome chungus moment ITT, i'm happy for you Anons

>look at schedule
>only shit games for retards

>>714766774
so even they have limits. interesting.
he was easily the most insufferable part of the event so good for them

>>714766809
Cmon, there are at least five runners!

>>714766867
I'm looking forward to RollerCoaster Tycoon. Not sure how that's speedran. Could be interesting

>kill yourself in lava to beat the game

I guess that's kinda funny

>>714766886
>cross platform speedrun rankings
TOPKEK

>>714766479
Skimming through it it's extremely low quality with a lot of donation incentive shilling, runs can get ZZZs for no reason at all here though so that may not be the actual reason for the rating

E- if i didn't love Lego it would have been a Z

>>714763768
Mmmm, yes, such feminine male pattern baldness.

RATE
Lego Star Wars DS

Finally some good motherfucking Spyro.

>>714766993
C

>>714766993
A

>>714766993
F

>Playing around with some plastic in front of the mic
Yeah, that's real good for the sound, thanks

>>714766886
And they've got such an awesome and wholesome discord community, we'd love for you to join ^_^

>>714763916
>>714763934
>>714763936
>>714763941
>>714763945
>>714763957
What run was this during? I'm catching up.

brb gonna take care of myself.

Rate the run

>>714766993
D

>>714766938
>cross platform
Not the DS and GBA versions mixed you dingus, just the GBA version being ran on a DS through backwards compatibility.

>>714766993
D for didn't pay attention

>>714766993
F

>>714766993
C

>>714767004
Playstation Nation hype.

>>714766993
I rate it GBA out of DS

>>714767034
Z

>>714766993
D-

>>714766993
C

>>714766993
C

>>714766993
B

>>714766993
I see a tranny?
ZZZ
I hear "TRANS RIGHTS"?
ZZZ
It's simply a game I don't like?
ZZZ

what happened in Quake?

>>714767028
code bunny
all you need to know is look at the runner >>714763385

>>714767028
code bunny

>>714766993
C best run ive seen yet on gdq

>>714766993
C, some of these past runs have really put more middling runs into perspective.

>>714766993
B

>>714767045
There's always some dipshit complaining about this or a PS1 game being run on the PS2.

>>714767076
fuck I'm dumb

im so tired of the anti tranny spam of the past decade im going to side with them from now on
any questions?

>>714766993
F

SURELY TMNTIV will be a good run

>>714767203
yes, what do you think of sonic 3?

>>714767203
>any questions?
You down for LumiLaura now?

>>714767243
>sonic 3
is it the one with knuckles? he looks cool but its not very fun to play

where is haru poster? his run's tomorrow

>>714767203
You won't last one thread

This shit is unacceptable.

>>714767203
Do you play FFXIV and do you goon and if yes do you play a catgirl with a penis?

>>714763342
Okami, Banjo and Mega Man X4 were all good.

>>714767034
Sovlful cereal

Does /v/ like Vaporeon?

>>714767424
>if yes do you play a catgirl with a penis?
Wait, there are catgirls that don't have penises in that game?

>>714767231
No troons, but
>bluesky
>tiktok
>throne

I just hope there is no transrights or other shit.

>first nice nature run
>get hit with night owl 3 fucking times
Off to the glue factory

>>714767424
the only mmo i played was wow and i quit around 2011

>>714767537
NYEAH ME!!!!!!!!!!!

>>714767524
Nah it's a pretty shit water type, I'd father have something like Golisopod.

>>714763342
>30% over estimate
it keeps getting worse and worse

>>714764327
Mostly pity at the individual level, but disgust and disdain and at the socio-cultural level.

>>714767417
imagine donating 500$ and then getting this shit

>>714767401
ill do the ritual next thread just for u anon

>>714767524
No I'm a Vulpix guy

What has been the worst moment so far?

let me just go ahead and mute this soul draining overfriendly corporate donation reader voice
ahhhh

Isn't Papers Please against their... ideology?
It's about restricted and controlled border crossing, isn't it?

>>714767642
GDQ not being cancelled.

>>714767642
SGDQ 2025

>already almost an hour behind the original schedule
impressive

>>714767661
its dystopian. are you able of critical thought?

BASED BOOMERKINO INBOUND

Is that the dance dude on the couch

>Nikoheart
So that's where he got to.

>>714764374
>>714764861
They used to actually make some good fan stuff, but I guess they drove off all the actual crafty and artistic people a long time ago.

>BIG APPLE
>3 AM

>he/him
>he/him
>he/him
>they/him

FUCK

Why only 1 player? They have a room full of gamers yet they choose not to have more than 1 in a game made for 4 players, what a missed opportunity.

>>714767835
this always reminds me of that rachel roxxx scene

>single-player turtles in time
literally why? this game deserves to have 4 people playing

Why are they talking about the game and laughing? Where's the cringekino?

>>714764861
>>714764374
>both by Regalli
lol

>back to boomer block from trans block
is all gdq going to be like this?

>>714767918
not a fan of these clusterfuck runs so im thankful they solo it for once

>>714767934
Want to make a bet who is running the next game?

MY TOE

MY TOE

>>714763435
>unapologetically BLACK and FAST runner, gdq staff
>cant bunnyhop consistently
>fails tricks constantly
>easy modo, playing the fucking SLOW n64 kex engine version for some reason
>couch commenter admits he's had to set up tricks for the speedrunner to complete
>runner literally holds the stream hostage and stops mid-run so his donation incentive can get it
>incentive no one cares about does eventually get hit, stream celebrates like its a gdq miracle, estimate immediately grows by like 1/3
Probably more Im missing but truly horrible segment, QDQ deserves better

>>714768007
I got that reference, bless you Anon

Guys I don't think I can take the incessant begging and constant reminder about their shitty in-chat donation popup

Or the cringe donation readouts by shrill females

Are they taking a % of the donations for "operating costs"? Does something bad happen if they don't get a certain amount of donations?

>>714768009
>playing the fucking SLOW n64 kex engine version for some reason
People bought into Nightdive making the "good" version of games because they take less brain power to get going.

Their PC Quake version has fucked movement speed too.

>>714768009
>>cant bunnyhop consistently
kek
maybe it's because I'm a 38 year old boomer, but I grew up playing QWTF and bunnyhop should be the #1 skill you learn before you try doing anything quake.

>Precious Roy
Making lots of suckers out of girls and boys.

>>714768009
>QDQ deserves better
lol, lmao.

Can't have even one honest run without trans stuff inserted into it.

TRANS RIGHTS AND TURTLE POWER!

>>714768009
13% population
50% overestimates

>>714768082
I always mute when the shrill female announcer pipes up, cant stand that banshees voice

>"TRANS RIGHTS!"
ZZZ for me.

This is total ass.

>>714768102
>QWTF

Same in Q3F 1h

SEX

this runner sucks

Does every run need a fucking glitch exhibition incentive

>>714764913
>>714764989
>>714765075
It's possible I may have been wrong. I feel shame for my words and post.

>>714767912
It would have made it magnitudes better, even with how insufferable they are.

>>714768083
Ironwail is literally piss easy to install. Just install kex and drop the exe in.

>>714765336
Link to the Adventure Island Plum?

Cool lets play

>>714768102
I'm not the best Quake runner by any means but yeah, bunny hopping and rocket jumping are the most fucking basic things you learn.

Why is every single announcer putting on an exaggerated voice? Can't they just talk normally?

>>714767781
Was thinking the same thing. He was always at ESA, but didn't show up this year.

>>714768274
No Lonk, Mako posted it here.

>Cheats in lives
>Dying left n right
Shitty letsplay. I played the hyperstone heist recently better than this

did he say faggot?

>>714768082
The best part about the remote events was being able to watch the runner and game completely separate of the donation reader

>>714768336
name one thing that women haven't ruined

>>714768404
sex

>>714768330
Gotta be excited wholesome reddit chungus for the normalfags.

>no flashing lights warning

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>714768384
Yeah, he was addressing you

>>714768336
He pulled out before last Summer and said he's not going back, so no more end of marathon discos for them anymore.

>>714768417
cool im famous

>>714768330
They always put that stupid voice on, they interview them and only let them in if they can do that one voice

This... Is not a speedrun.

>>714768415
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>714768385
They went and locked the channels we were using to watch the game footage without the announcer though.

>>714768483
i just woke up on the floor, what happened?

I think this runner SUCKS

This GSQ so far is fucking rancid.

How many times has he died?

>>714768557
i don't feel very engaged

>>714763342
Lol what happened during Quake

>>714768404
I can literally only think of sex

>>714768404
Beer.

>>714768483
>pitch black room
>entire room lights up

JESUS CHRIST

this fucking sucks

>>714768604
oh, they can absolutely ruin sex

lol this is just brute forcing the game. what a shit show.

>>714768547
It is a bit weird no one is commenting on that. The run is that bad.

>>714768480
he has the #3 fastest time https://www.speedrun.com/titarc?h=Any-Medium

>>714768586
>>714768009

>>714768557
And somehow his 3rd best runner of this version.

Cowabunga huh

Cowa fucking piece of dogshit

>>714768723
perkele

>>714768404
my asshole

I guarantee you I could do this but better on my first try

How are they an hour behind schedule not even 24 hours in? Is there no quality control of keeping people on schedule or ending runs that go too long? Was hoping to watch spyro before I had to leave for work but now it seems I'll miss it

uh did they mean to write shredder

man esa had atleast average games
gdq has only been shit

sasuga GDQ

>>714768102
>>714768307
can you scroll wheel jump the old quakes like you can on cs?

>>714768732
you can just walk over it?
you are scum
shredder's my ass and splinter's my balls

>>714768764
That can be changed.

>>714768009
I had been hoping for some comfy doom or quake runs...

>>714768787
nice try edenal. ESA is shit too

Does he have unlimited lives?

>>714768867
same

>>714768009
Someone should make a supercut of all the mistakes and constant reloads. Worse than the Cody Miller halo disaster since he didn't even have the decency to be ashamed of his trash execution.

>>714768878
the charts dont lie anon

>>714768894
Arcade version, so yeah, he can just spam a button to put in more coins.

runner looks like a complete fucking loser

>>714768818
It feels like ai generated friend banter.

>>714768926
What's the point? Is the game too difficult otherwise?

>>714768009
Wow only at gdq can a quake run be this bad

>>714768926
So basically just button mash and credit feed? This is fucking stupid.

>>714768894
No. This is +300CC run.

>>714768830
No, it don't work, at least not in vanilla.

Why aren’t the three guys on the couch playing?

Is there any speedtech in this game? Seems like he's just tanking all hits and using infinite lives.

>>714768363
Yes, but if you put the image into the archive it'll spit back the post where it was first dropped. It's one of the only plums I missed this last event.

>>714768953
He died multiple times and had to cheat to continue, what a fraud

>>714768953
Were you expecting a 10/10 Chad to be speedrunning TMNT IV: Turtles in Time?

>>714768975
Runner said it somehow makes the game slightly easier after so many lives are put in.

>>714769007
I think there are certain boss techniques but besides that it’s just playing the game shittily

>>714768082
>Are they taking a % of the donations for "operating costs"?
They are literally a for-profit operation.

>>714768921
the charts are literally dogshit.

>>714768764
Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads?

Tons of really weird deletions

Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?

I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads

Thanks

>>714769035
Yes

Something about these people viscerally annoys me

>>714769134
lel

>>714769134
based newcutie

>>714768764
Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads? Tons of really weird deletions

Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?

I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads. Thanks

>>714768998
well, that does make it slightly more acceptable that the bhopping wasn't consistent. but i haven't seen the run so i don't know how bad it was

>>714769134
I deleted it because it was off topic and I'm not trying to get banned for suspiciously 6 days. I'm sorry jannies, I'm sorry Im sorry I love video games, it was actually a no more heroes reference with how travis likes getting pegged, please dont ban me please pleassseeee

>>714769134
He banned me for saying troons need mental treatment
Too bad for him i'm behind 7 proxies

>>714769162
It's all so fake. No one still enjoys muh old pop culture references anymore. They're going through the check list.

>>714769204
>>714769204
mig

i'm making a 7 eleven run, you guys want anything?

>>714769162
Ateatree is LITERALLY Game&Shout 2.0
He'll be the one that's screaming every 20 dollars for the Deltarune incentives in a couple days.
All 3 of them.

>>714768330
They're paid. This isn't something they do out of the kindness of their hearts, they're directly hired to milk money from people while they're on. I suspect that includes evaluating each reader based on how many donos they get during their shift.
It makes me ask if they actually care about what they're doing. I know Jaidlyn just takes GDQ as one gig among many.

>>714768419
His runs were dogshit so I don't miss him

>>714769207
The proud trans thread janny doesn't take no shit from the Chuds, Chuddy!

>>714769269
Root beer please

>>714769210
Yeah but Quake bunny hopping is buffered, long as it's held it should jump the frame you hit the ground.

>>714769269
gimme one of those bomb burritos that guarantees explosive diarrhea

he just keeps getting hit, how is this a speedrun
he's going quite slow

>>714769301
Commission based

>>714769269
bag of peanuts

>>714769351
He does have third place

oh for fuck sake

>>714769336
oh so like some bhop servers do
how can you fail that?

Oh no

ahahahahahahhahahaha shut the fuck upppp

oh boy

>crying speech
First of the show?

>Crying
Just dropped my ranking of this shit down a grade

Genuinely thought he was going to do a bit and make a joke. These people are insufferable

why is this faggot crying now
instant ZZZ

oh god please no

Embarrassing….

dude why

>oghappydude
i don't think he's very happy at the moment

>Happydude
>is not happy

It's like I'm at RPG limit break!

oh ffs...

This is so cringe.

might be embarassing but you faggots lack empathy

>>714769448
no testosterone in his body

Rate TiT (turtles in time)

I just tuned in at the end, why is everyone upset?

Tell me somebody clipped that BEAST at the front

Why would you do this to yourself?

>>714769510
>Grown man crying

yup that's a Z

we're back to sypro!

>>714769510
;_;

What a fucking nightmare.

>>714769501
Dudes aren't allowed to have the feels.
>>714769510
A

>>714769510
B

>>714769510
Q

>>714769501
i empathise with those who deserve it

>>714769510
C

>>714769501
I feel empathy for everyone watching being forced to sit through thiz

>>714769510
F

>>714769510
Z

i never played the arcade version but that execution looked really bad

>>714769510
B- best run ive seen on gdq yet

>>714769510
D

>>714769510
C for crybaby

>>714769510
D

>>714769510
A

>>714769510
F

Cool let’s play

>>714769510

C

>>714769551
I'm impressed that every single run has been a disaster so far.

>>714769510
B

>>714769510
F for the dead mommy sobstory

>main stage run
You don't have any other stages.

>>714769510
D

It was a "run".

Must be a rush of emotions JUST to finish a gdq run, and then to talk about a parent gone can't be easy, dude's brain is probably dumping so many chemicals

>>714769515
is this achievable natty?

>>714769510
F-

>>714769510
F. Brute force no skill dog shit.

>>714769510
A

Solid background noise while I work, limited cringe

>>714769510
F

>>714769510
C for Crying

>>714769510
Z
he just kept dying

>>714769510
B

>>714769510
C

>Spyro next
IT NEVER ENDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>714769510
Z

I haven't watched much of this so far. Are all the usuals back again? The guy that forces himself on the couch all the time and the smelly looking guy with gross socks who shills crappy prizes etc?

>>714769510
D

>>714769624
no

>>714769510
D is the best i can do

>>714769510
F-
Cheated run, unfunny letsplay, crying faggot

>>714769510
D+

>>714769510
F

>>714769624
So easy a caveman can do it