Now: CODE Bunny
Next: LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game (GBA)
Later: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time Arcade
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
Nope you didn't muss anything just some retarded troons playing a girls game
>>714763000 (OP)second for respect trans girls
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ESA bros...
>(You) are not welcome anon.
What are you playing while you watch?
>>714763116Z for extremely annoying commentary
>>714763116ZZZ dogshit run
>>714763116A
>>714763117Only one Spyro? Fucking disgusting, the Playstation Nation is going to have to show GDQ who is boss for this.
>>714763116B it was good background noise
What's Hello Kitty's first name?
>>714763275ใใใซใกใฏ~
>choked on a hotdog and had a genetic flashback to my mom sucking my dad's dick
migged
>>714763342>Beat Saber showcase overestimateAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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oh...
Got stream on as background noise while cleaning some manga and holy fucking shit does this reader have an annoying voice.
AYEEE
>>714763342Welcome backy
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>Highest donation total ever at this point in the marathon
>Lowest ever view count
I guess people are being EXTRA generous this year!
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>that voice
>>714763342>QuakeJesus, I can only guess.
>>714763116D for dumb shit
ok, who at this freakshow is NOT a tranny?
>>714763320explain yourself
I wasnt even tabbed in and the voices immediately activated my fight or flight response
Next exhibit for the freakshow
>>714763342based chartecker
Don't look up the developers for this game.
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Is it me or is there way more TRANS ROITS donating than usual? Did something happen? I know they're banging on about USAID being cut and that affecting MSF, but I haven't heard anything trans related
>>714763385>daughter walks in>are these girls or boysI didn't know how to answer so I just said "guys and they're trying to be funny"
>>714763342Timespinner was an ad btw.
>>714763445I think its time to start counting the non-troons instead
>>714763409This is going to be a special one. I can tell.
>>714763413shit needs to be audited
no memes there's definite money laundering or at least inflation of the numbers here
>TEE HEE GIGGLE GIGGLE
Fucking end me.
>the couch hyperventilating
Holy fuck
>>714763504*giggles trannily*
Something about giggly "I'm just a girl hehe" trannies makes me want to get violent
>>714763446The Argead dynasty will rise again!
Is this the worst first 24 hours of GDQ so far?
>>714763475trannies have been uppity lately
they were spamming more than typical in jerma's stream last night as well
Can we just rate this run already? We know what everyone is going to rate it.
>>714763465>dayo's ugly asshe needs a hair cut badly
>>714763491Why are they doing ads for 7 year old games?
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at least its only 15 mins so i can take a quick fap break but fkin hell
>>714763413desu they started with a $30K "head start" over the course of June with their "GDQ Ambassador" shit
>>714763475The current president has leftists in a manic psychotic state 24/7
is chart anon really the 'ecker guy
>>714763481Wow, what a cute and funny story anon
Couple of babes here, nice.
What's going through his mind now?
>>714763504Oh you will. This is the future, Anon
>>714763593yes
why it's allowed is beyond me
at least put some effort into your appearance... how many more troon runs? will they ever run out?
>>714763518>no memes there's definite money launderingno that is absolutely a meme, this would be an almost comically bad way to launder money if someone was actually serious about it.
>>714763613Do these people unironically think that anyone really thinks they are women?
>>714763657that's why they get away with it, no one suspects this stupid roundabout way to go about it
>>714763656What is the regular runner/couch member against trannies ratio I wonder.
does being a tranny make it easier to get your run accepted or what?
>>714763000 (OP)i'm supposed to be transphobic to THIS?
>>714763546A+ i love cute bunny girls nyaaaan~
>Code Bunny
more like Cope Bunny
>>714763726please kill yourself man
>>714763613ill bang that fuck it
>>714763714doesn't work that way in reality bro
Man these guys are fucking cooked lmao
>>714763657Anons that spout money laundering have no real idea what money laundering actually is, they just think it's a catch all for doing shady shit or skimming money off as admin costs or something.
I might be gay now
"she" cute
bro this muffled giggling so they don't reveal zeir real manly laugh
>>714763748more like rope bunny
Couch people should HAVE to know the game.
Like, we know they will bang after, but if you need to put them on a gdq couch, like, come on.
>>714763656Staranise literally looks like Norman Bates
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That's FUNNY!
You're FUNNY!
YES
Holy shit, this might just be one of the worst runs in GDQ history.
>>714763765Yeah, if there's some fraud going on it would be different means than money laundering.
>>714763656At least he doesn't have the shitty prostitute makeup like the last 2
>>714763698I don't think so, i think it's just pure mental illness at this point
>>714763413Itโs just numbers on a screen. Everything these people do is performative, aiming only to achieve social media clout amongst their peers. Maybe one day someone will do a Completionist style dive into the numbers and see that Yetee is funding gay Sesame Street in Iraq or whatever but that will take a while.
>>714763613why do they always wear grandma clothes?
men dressing like women...
>>714763807what would make this run the worst run iin GDQ history according to you?
>>714763865Real women wear tightfitting clothing to show off their curves.
Men don't have curves.
>another partner
Are they hitting every single degenerate polycule tranny stereotype?
>hes in a relationship with like 3 other troons..
>my other partner
Polycule?
>that's my.. another partner
?
>>714763342What's the history behind "Z" being worse than F anyway?
>another partner
Would love to be a fly on the wall just to see how this works
Why does every trans gamer only play on PC?
This could very easily be one of you guys just taking the piss
Oh I thought he meant like business partner i didnt realize he is in some polyamoric tranny sex coven or whatever. Fucking horrid
Jesus fucking Christ man just when I thought it couldn't get worse
how does the time guy fuck up EVERY YEAR
FIRE THIS MAN
>>714763984So they can use their beloved Linux
Rate this trans resilient run
>i get to submit this to the leader board hehehe teeheh heheh ehehehe ehehe heehehe
lmao
What is that?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
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Next runner seems to be a tranny too.
Then we get a small break with TMNT4
Did I hear "Trans-Brazilian"?
Did I just hear Trans-Brazilians?
Like they're American but identify as a BR?
>shout-outs to my partners
>>714764032ZZZZZZ holy fuck, worst sofar
>games done quick will die in your lifetime
least amount of viewers ever
>>714763985Youre coping, it's real and these demons exist and are seen as valid by our political leaders
>>714763483>>714763856Why doesn't GDQ get fun memes like this?
a polycule sounds pretty good desu, you could get a single bed apartment and split rent 3 ways
>>714764032ZZZ
what the hell was that
>>714764071ZZZ no question
>cuck
>tranny
Cant get much worse
>>714764032ZZ
minus one Z because it was short
>>714764043Pete, I muted before it began. I'm mentally sound.
>>714764032ZZZ holy fuck thank god it's over
>>714764032D for drag queens. ok run i guess i don't know the game
>>714764032ZZZ
>>714764012it's because transgenderism is just a fetish
>>714764032whatever the letter after Z is
>>714764032SSS
I can't stop laughing hahaha
>>714764032ZZZ
Genuinely painful run
>>714763445All the non troons suffering from troon fatigue probably decided to go to ESA this year, so thereโs been nothing but tranny runs this time round.
>a tranny has more girlfriends than me
Give me one good reason why everyone in this thread, including me, shouldn't start HRT right now.
>>714764032ZZZ as low as it can go
>>714764081memes could be offensive or non-inclusive
>>714764079more money than ever at this point. cope chud. trans rights won.
>>714764032C for Cooked
just put a couple of completely drugged up trannies on stage and have them play a game kek
ZZ no entertainment value what so ever
>>714764083>how come your mom lets you have two girlfriends
>>714763445Unfortunately all the normal people have become minority.
>>714764032A for cute tranny
>>714764151Do you think it counts if the girlfriends are other trannies
>>714764151He's dating other troons anon, if you want to engage in your feminization fetish with other men go right ahead.
>>714764151because all of his girlfriends are other dudes
>>714764151>"girl">"friends"
>>714764028I don't game on PC and I'm wondering if I do, is it all just trans players over there?
>>714763342ouch, this isn't looking good
>>714763445It's what a lot of /v/ watches for, so it's no wonder the numbers keep going up.
>>714764032ZZZ - the only good thing about it was that it was short
>>714764253>GDQ>Numbers going uplmao
>>714764247Well it depends on what you play. Trans(autistics) gravitate to similar games as each other.
>this is the next runner
I'm not feeling good anons
>>714764271more forehead than I can handle
>>714764271Cute, stunning and valid
>>714764276Runners, not viewers you absolute donkey.
>>714764271what the FUCK IS THAT HAIRLINE?
>>714763342Some of these runs were actually solid, people aren't objective with ratings in GDQ threads at all. I agree with the reds though. Also GDQ has gotten to the point where it needs a "not a speedrun" marker
do you guys feel pity when you look at these things? or anger? or disgust? i mostly just feel pity. these ...things.. are just trying to survive and their upbringing, lifechoices and surroundings brought them to this. i wish the world wasn't this way but it is. i can only lament
Can my donation go towards euthanizing autogynephiles?
>>714763656If in 2025 youโre not watching gdq almost solely to gawk at the local fauna, I really donโt know what youโre doing here. It hasnโt been about the runs since 2017, and itโs been trannypalooza since at least 2020.
>>714764308Like that faggotshit fucking matters.
>>714764327a mix of all 3 to be honest
What in the fuck is this prize
>>714764338Anon it's okay to just realize you misunderstood someone else's conversation
>>714764327if they're happy then whatever, I just hope they have a good relationship with their parents. I guess Im' old school but I value those sort of things. I would never show my mom the degenerate shit I fap to.
>>714763698Itโs like being in a cult. If youโre surrounded by people who constantly affirm and feed into your delusions and do the same to them, itโs a lot easier for you to fully buy into it too.
are they still reminding people to hydrate, i have not been reminded in a long time
>>714764374something they couldn't sell on Etsy
>>714764327Not at all. I just think it's funny and I like laughing at the with you guys but I'm glad that they're happy doing what they enjoy.
>>714764374>$5 minimum donation>no donation necessary for entrywell which is it?
>>714764318norwood type T
>less than three
Where the fuck did this retard come from?
Can somebody just restream the GDQs in the 2010s+
>>714764374>Stillborn fetus with headphonesIt's symbolic of how troons can never have real offspring
>>714764409so kinda like 4chan
>>714764327Its complicated, but mainly disgust
>>714764050>>714764054No, really, what the FUCK is a TransBrazilian?
We need to study this run; it feels like a shitpost manifested into reality.
>>714764324Too much of /v/ is just here to hatewatch to really be bothered about the charts, much like what Spike was saying, the speedrunning doesn't matter anymore.
We have one gorillion donated from Flimsy Steve that says "Greetings from transylvania and German rights"
does anyone else feel like they beg a lot more frequent and insistingly? or am i just shellshocked by the absolute shitshow GDQ has become?
>>714763725Considering the absolute shovelware tranny runners often showcase, Iโd reckon itโs a big part of the criteria. Although donโt forget ESA having ended one day before this probably also played a part.
ANOTHER ONE? BRO HOW MANY DO THEY HAVE
where are the fat nerds????
>covers up the fivehead
smart
>>714764475>its like 4chan? if someone doesnt like what you say theyll immediately call you a faggot and to stfu, if you dare say that in their spaces youre permanently banned, there is no disagreeing allowed. not a good comparison
i hope you guys step on a lego
>be tranny
>hide receding hairline with a baseball cap
l m a o
>>714764453You're legally obligated by law make giveaways free to enter but usually it's something retarded like mailing them a redemption form but by the time it arrives it's over.
it's really trans block right now
>>714764524>Anymore Speed running was always cringe, except for Doom and Quake which have Speed running built in by design
>>714764327Disgust. I don't get angry at these freaks and I don't pity them since I think its legitimately a good thing eugenics-wise that they remove themselves from the gene pool
Good morning! I had to dip out during Sekiro, seems like i didn't miss much though.
Is it just me, or are they filling the graveyard shift with as many troons as possible?
>>714764563there were some earlier. chud anons got triggered
>library of 5,000,000 games to choose from
>choose this one
Was that a Tim Allen grunt attempt?
>>714764524>Worth Watching>DogshitIs what it comes down to most of the time, I don't think there's any point in actually trying to be more objective with it but it's a tradition at this point
>for reasons i dont even know
you know exactly why
>>714764575Who do you mean by (You)?
>>714764660>are they filling the graveyard shift with as many troons as possible?seems like they're filling the whole event with freaks at this rate
just scrolling through the thread. Why 1750587807881567.mp4 still up?
>>714764621>trans blocklego are trans? shieet
>>714764660sekiro was good. just a troonfest after.
>>714764689gotta bite into some rotten apples to appreciate the good ones
I can't think of a more infuriating phrase than "don't forget to hydrate"
It's the biggest nothing burger phrase that adds zero bulk to a conversation, isn't funny and only used by socially awkward autists who are afraid of 4 seconds of silence
I'll take a million trannies over someone using this fucking phrase again
fuck you
couch names still mixed up nice work tech crew
>>714764475Sort of but with chan you eventually have to switch off and will eventually be called a faggot and told to kill yourself regardless whereas with these dudes itโs forced positivity and affirmation 24/7.
>>714764771...dont forget to hydrate sir
Hes got that techneck posture
>>714764698It was pretty accurate.
>>714764746you know why.
If you post an anime girl during the yearly GFQ threads, one of the 5 jannies assigned to patrol these threads will delete it if its not 100% video game related. But they definitely watched that webm and saw that it was a trap and that they were fully clothed despite their ballsack being visible so it stays. You can't post female feet though, that's NSFW.
>>714764689https://www.speedrun.com/lswgba
Practically no one runs the game. The msot recent record was this troon, the second was 2 months ago and the rest are over two years ago.
>>714764374Average GDQ prize
>>714764771it's basically a self-masturbatory way to feel like you're helping, and if you call it out they can just say woooow im being nice, and it makes you the villain, somehow
>>714764660I havenโt watched everything but every run Iโve seen has had some sort of troon or furry in it.
>>714764861>Estimated Value: $70.00Ok
>>714764730no one, i'm not even looking at the thread really
nor the stream because of trans nonsense
i'm just waiting for a portion i can go back to watch
>>714764771sounds like you're just dehydrated
I beat this game as a 6 year old when it came out (I'm 25 before you call me underage), what the fuck does he mean it's difficult casually. This is a baby game
>>714763950a holdover from the tier list ratings
>>714764771You havenโt figured out yet that everything these people do is performative, and serves only to boost their ego through peer approval while doing the absolute minimum possible?
>>714764861is chrischan out of jail already? my god this is cursed
>>714764771I think it's inoffensive in some contexts. People saying it in dense, physical events like a con? Sure, fine. I also get why it became a thing on Twitch to remind the streamer to hydrate.
But viewers don't need it for watching an event
>>714764913The next one. TMNT Turtles in Time is pretty hard to fuck up.
I bought this game for my cousin's birthday when it came out and he seemed visibly pissed off to receive it.
>>714764861To be fair, most of the shit they hawk is a lot better than this.
>>714764861that amigurumi is asking to have mercy and be destroyed
>>714764974Has been for years.
>>714765001this made me lol
>>714765001because he's 45 and you made him open it in front of his biker friends
>>714764989it's almost PIZZA TIME!
>>714764982>I think it's inoffensive in some contextsexcept that's the fucking problem
it's so inoffensive it basically means nothing and the "helpful" nature of it also means nothing because if you were thirsty you would fucking go get a drink
aaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhh
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Troon? I thought not. Itโs not a story the CIS Jedi would tell you. Itโs a Transith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Troon of the Transith, so powerful and so wise she could use the Force to influence the hormones to create axewoundsโฆ She had such a knowledge of the Troon side that she could even keep the ones she cared about from deadnaming her. The Troon side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerfulโฆ the only thing she was afraid of was losing her pronouns, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice deadnamed her in her sleep. Ironic. She could save others from deadnaming, but not herself.
>>714764861Looks like a sex toy meant for being mouth fucked
>>714764861>PLEASE KILL ME IT HURTS TO LIVE
>>714765091But enough about you
>>714765091Tht's a Freudian slip and a half right there bro.
>>714765001Prequels, man. They were shit.
>>714763586this they had some kind of pre event? thats addint a lot to the pool
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751571897936993.webm
>>714764374>>714764861>both by the same personalso for the amy one
>estimated value>$70.00wtf
I fucking love lego but it's a shame how formulaic and boring these lego movie/franchise games have gotten over the years. The recent 2022 Lego Star Wars game was absolute fucking trash even compared to this gba version.
>>714765168>UNLIMITED PRONOUNS
>>714764861Lmao that was a prize in the last GDQ too and /v/ made memes of it because it was so bad.
Guess it was so bad whoever won it really really didn't want it and it's in the prize pool again.
Exact same picture even
>>714765164>>714765169I aint denying, Amy was my first encounter with r34 back in the day and probably my first ever experience with gooning, before that was even a word
Do you guys think that it would be much less comically disgusting and acceptable if the trans runners were attractive and behaved like women instead of socially awkward autistic men? I personally wouldn't have a problem with it
>>714765076I've been at cons and not been thirsty but regretted not drinking something for like four or five hours in a dense event. You can sometimes be to busy to notice or feel thirsty but still get dehydrated
>>714764374oh no... it's renarded
>>714765268a man pretending to be a woman cannot be attractive, the premise is not valid.
30k viewers? didnt these events before covid and stuff used to have 500k viewers or something or am i dreaming
>>714765223>estimated value>$70.00im guessing it's due to how long it takes to make these, you try to add in some labor hours but then the end result is that so there's dissonance
>>714765168>Luke, I am your fatherNOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>714765268Then it would be boring instead of funny
>>714765226Theyโre literally the same game. Youโve just gotten older and more discerning with your tastes.
>>714765247GDQ are notorious for never sending the prizes, even when the "winner" fights with their system to get them, so they just reuse the same prize year on year.
One year Sent damaged some prize on camera and for the next two years the exact same one with the damage was still a prize.
>>714765218You missed it anon
>>714765268Yeah it would be nice if they looked and acted exactly like women. We wouldn't even know. However, it would be a lot less funny.
>>714765323maybe people reject the prizes? i can imagine most people would rather not give their name and address to receive these things
>>714765336who is that semen demon?
>>714765323it's crazy how they can get away with no sending shit out due to people just figuring they didn't win
no way that giga PC went to a viewer, that shit is playing the vilest 2d porn games in sent's basement
>>714765336Mako coming in at last minute and fucking nailing it with the Plum + Dizzy one.
>>714765310>>714765338Good point, I guess its just doomed to be a circus, which im okay with too because it's funny
>>714765226Agree with you Anon. My fav Lego theme is Adventurers although it does rip off Indiana Jones. I just don't like movie tie in stuff. The old Space Lego was also really cool. Ships are badass, i like the lil' Cannons. And Knights Lego is super sought after for some reason
>>714765385Nah there's a ton of documented cases of the winners saying GDQ kept promising to send shit and never did even when pestered to fuck about it.
>>714765450>>714765226For me it's Rock Raiders and Aquanauts.
>>714765495Mostly the speedrun reddit
>>714765495we don't talk about that shite here but it starts with an R and ends with dit
>>714765558go and find out nigga
>>714765336I would detonate an explosive load in that things baby funnel on the bottom left
>>714765587theres TONS of documented cases trust me no i wont show you any :^)
>>714765558Bend over for the big spoon.
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/vpiqn5/gdq_i_never_got_the_prize_i_won/
>>714765558Took me 5 seconds to find a thread full of em
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/vpiqn5/gdq_i_never_got_the_prize_i_won/
>>714765226never played the 2k drive but I know in my heart it won't be anywhere near as good
>>714765649>>714765657>spoonfeeding touristsYou are the cancer of /v/.
>>714765637This aged poorly
>>714765649>>714765657>Just accepted I made a donation to charity and let it go.good lord
>>714765690Fuck off retard
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>>714763342How do you go overestimate on Beat Saber?
>>714765715>trying too hard to fit in: the post
>those are words to my ears
verily...
>>714765223Oh shit good catch, they are from the same person. Maybe most of the dogshit perlers are too
>>714765695Don't you love how defeatist they are with that shit?
>>714765774>NOOOOOOO!!!!!!>YOU MUST NOT PROVIDE PROOF AND LET THE GDQ SHILL WIN!!!
>a felllow non-binary
>hell yeah
>love those enbies
>and trans rights
>>714765698The bottom middle guys look like basedjaks
>>714765659I completed Lego Racers a few months ago, great game, i enjoyed the difficulty curve. Here's my racer.
>>714765750It went on for quite some time and the extra showing of custom assets and effects added almost 30 min. For a 1hour+ flailing exhibition
>>714765897The run they had of that some events back was pretty cool.
I don't mean to brag but I do a pretty good General Grievous impression. NO you can't hear it. YES you have to take my word for it. MAYBE I practised it alone in my room on the off-chance I could use it around people and impress them but the opportunity never came.
>>714765851NTA but you're trying too hard.
read the rules and settle down newfag
>>714765821i want to learn how to take money from people like this. they dont deserve to have it if they are this pathetic. i may as well take it.
>>714765649>>714765657>hundreds of prizes every year>4 whole posts about not receiving the prizetons
>>714765698Lizstar is still the most offensive tranny at these events to me. His entire shtick is playing games no one else has heard of, and pretending to be good at them. It wouldn't be that big of a deal except all he does is play obscure shit that nobody speedruns besides him. That's like the main reason I despise troons at GDQ, half of them are the only runner for their game of choice because they get BTFO in anything remotely competitive.
Alright dramanons, you got your troons. You happy now? This is great...so much fun...le cringe!
I never cared for Star Wars. I always thought it was very "mid", as the youngies say.
>>714765983What about female sports irl?! They are destroying irl women's sports!
>>714765897based
2 is good also
>>714765853How much will it take for these people to realize that they are in a cult? Normal people do not feel a need to self affirm their core identity every two minutes, it comes off as obviously mentally ill. I sincerely hope these nutcases get the mental health support that they desperately need, something like 45% of all troons have attempted suicide and the reason why is clear as day
>>714765980Careful with moving those goalposts anon, you'll put your back out.
>>714766050I respect your decision to be tasteless
>>714766052I might go for 2, i heard it's open world.
>>714766050I respect your decision to be a man of taste
>>714766050I don't respect you
>>714766089its genuinely sad. theres a girl on youtube who talked about how she and her parents got gaslit in to her transitioning. the doctor basically told the parents they didnt understand what their child was going through and if they didnt let her transition she would commit suicide. the girl was a confused teen and got enabled by troon cultists and quacks.
>she chopped her tits off>her voice is awkwardly between male and female forever>she can never have children>she is demonized by troons for being a traitorits actually heartbreaking
>>714766089I don't want them to get mental health treatment, I think they're going to be instrumental in humanity's collapse. Two more weeks
>>714766050As a kid i had some of the very early Star Wars Lego that you see portrayed in this game, it's quite obvious though that on its own the game is rather lacking. It's more about being a Lego enjoyed and a Star Wars enjoyed and combining those two into a game. But more of a kids game, this game has no value to adults imo
this nigga said >my fiancรฉ
what's your excuse?
>>714766336>what's your excuse?I dont like girls(male)
what the fuck happened with quake?
>>714766336i donโt want to ruin my life by getting married
>>714766336His fiance is another lonely, desperate and ugly mentally ill man. I could find one of those very easily.
We're at the point where cute traps don't even exist anymore because the entire space has been taken over by middle aged troons who spend more time speedrunning kid's games than putting effort into their appearance
"He's no Gonk droid...." that line was out of the blue. In fact a lot of these lines are out of the blue. Unless you consider the idea that the people saying them just want me to know that they know what a Gonk droid or other barely-obscure Star Wars trivia is thereby enhancing their cultural cachรฉ.
>>714766336I'm married so I guess I'm normal!
>>714766141yeah you get a few different worlds to roam around in and collect stuff and travel to the next mission. Its ok
So what happened during the quake run...?
>>714766336In all honestly, I'd rather stay single than be mentally ill. Or with someone mentally ill.
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what happened with skyrim????
>>714766493enjoying the runs? :)
>>714766336I knew a nerdy guy who met a tranny off some fetish site and he would always call >her his wife despite the two of them just living together. Fast forward a year later and he trooned out too. The fiancรฉ thing is just because they're ashamed to say boyfriend or girlfriend imho
>>714765983whatever happened to protomagical"girl"?
Can you guys @ me when Adam_AK's run is? Thanks.
>>714766572No they're awful and make me ill ;w;!
you :3?
>>714766336good for her
I mean him
I mean them
>>714766603oh shit the squirrel is back
>>714766609same i hate trannies hahahah x3
you know what else i hate..? jannies!
>>714766595Wiggle wiggle bam'd outta employment
>>714766513they started and then
>>714766669OMG me too!!!
Jannies are trannies after all x3
>>714766681thank god. he was absolutely insufferable
>>714766595think of how insufferable your average tranny is
proto was so insufferable that the other trannies couldn't stand it and proto got basically fired
proto now goes on schizo rants or some shit
>>714766669>>714766721you two should become friends
Kek the only people who run these baby games are trannies
>>714766721Fuckin wholesome chungus moment ITT, i'm happy for you Anons
>look at schedule
>only shit games for retards
>>714766774so even they have limits. interesting.
he was easily the most insufferable part of the event so good for them
>>714766809Cmon, there are at least five runners!
>>714766867I'm looking forward to RollerCoaster Tycoon. Not sure how that's speedran. Could be interesting
>kill yourself in lava to beat the game
I guess that's kinda funny
>>714766886>cross platform speedrun rankingsTOPKEK
>>714766479Skimming through it it's extremely low quality with a lot of donation incentive shilling, runs can get ZZZs for no reason at all here though so that may not be the actual reason for the rating
E- if i didn't love Lego it would have been a Z
>>714763768Mmmm, yes, such feminine male pattern baldness.
Finally some good motherfucking Spyro.
>Playing around with some plastic in front of the mic
Yeah, that's real good for the sound, thanks
>>714766886And they've got such an awesome and wholesome discord community, we'd love for you to join ^_^
brb gonna take care of myself.
>>714766938>cross platformNot the DS and GBA versions mixed you dingus, just the GBA version being ran on a DS through backwards compatibility.
>>714766993D for didn't pay attention
>>714767004Playstation Nation hype.
>>714766993I rate it GBA out of DS
>>714766993I see a tranny?
ZZZ
I hear "TRANS RIGHTS"?
ZZZ
It's simply a game I don't like?
ZZZ
>>714767028code bunny
all you need to know is look at the runner
>>714763385
>>714766993C best run ive seen yet on gdq
>>714766993C, some of these past runs have really put more middling runs into perspective.
>>714767045There's always some dipshit complaining about this or a PS1 game being run on the PS2.
im so tired of the anti tranny spam of the past decade im going to side with them from now on
any questions?
SURELY TMNTIV will be a good run
>>714767203yes, what do you think of sonic 3?
>>714767203>any questions?You down for LumiLaura now?
>>714767243>sonic 3is it the one with knuckles? he looks cool but its not very fun to play
where is haru poster? his run's tomorrow
>>714767203You won't last one thread
This shit is unacceptable.
>>714767203Do you play FFXIV and do you goon and if yes do you play a catgirl with a penis?
>>714763342Okami, Banjo and Mega Man X4 were all good.
>>714767034Sovlful cereal
>>714767424>if yes do you play a catgirl with a penis?Wait, there are catgirls that don't have penises in that game?
>>714767231No troons, but
>bluesky>tiktok>throneI just hope there is no transrights or other shit.
>first nice nature run
>get hit with night owl 3 fucking times
Off to the glue factory
>>714767424the only mmo i played was wow and i quit around 2011
>>714767537NYEAH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
>>714767524Nah it's a pretty shit water type, I'd father have something like Golisopod.
>>714763342>30% over estimateit keeps getting worse and worse
>>714764327Mostly pity at the individual level, but disgust and disdain and at the socio-cultural level.
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>>714767417imagine donating 500$ and then getting this shit
>>714767401ill do the ritual next thread just for u anon
>>714767524No I'm a Vulpix guy
What has been the worst moment so far?
let me just go ahead and mute this soul draining overfriendly corporate donation reader voice
ahhhh
Isn't Papers Please against their... ideology?
It's about restricted and controlled border crossing, isn't it?
>>714767642GDQ not being cancelled.
>already almost an hour behind the original schedule
impressive
>>714767661its dystopian. are you able of critical thought?
Is that the dance dude on the couch
>Nikoheart
So that's where he got to.
>>714764374>>714764861They used to actually make some good fan stuff, but I guess they drove off all the actual crafty and artistic people a long time ago.
>he/him
>he/him
>he/him
>they/him
FUCK
Why only 1 player? They have a room full of gamers yet they choose not to have more than 1 in a game made for 4 players, what a missed opportunity.
>>714767835this always reminds me of that rachel roxxx scene
>single-player turtles in time
literally why? this game deserves to have 4 people playing
Why are they talking about the game and laughing? Where's the cringekino?
>back to boomer block from trans block
is all gdq going to be like this?
>>714767918not a fan of these clusterfuck runs so im thankful they solo it for once
>>714767934Want to make a bet who is running the next game?
>>714763435>unapologetically BLACK and FAST runner, gdq staff>cant bunnyhop consistently >fails tricks constantly >easy modo, playing the fucking SLOW n64 kex engine version for some reason>couch commenter admits he's had to set up tricks for the speedrunner to complete>runner literally holds the stream hostage and stops mid-run so his donation incentive can get it>incentive no one cares about does eventually get hit, stream celebrates like its a gdq miracle, estimate immediately grows by like 1/3Probably more Im missing but truly horrible segment, QDQ deserves better
>>714768007I got that reference, bless you Anon
Guys I don't think I can take the incessant begging and constant reminder about their shitty in-chat donation popup
Or the cringe donation readouts by shrill females
Are they taking a % of the donations for "operating costs"? Does something bad happen if they don't get a certain amount of donations?
>>714768009>playing the fucking SLOW n64 kex engine version for some reasonPeople bought into Nightdive making the "good" version of games because they take less brain power to get going.
Their PC Quake version has fucked movement speed too.
>>714768009>>cant bunnyhop consistentlykek
maybe it's because I'm a 38 year old boomer, but I grew up playing QWTF and bunnyhop should be the #1 skill you learn before you try doing anything quake.
>Precious Roy
Making lots of suckers out of girls and boys.
>>714768009>QDQ deserves betterlol, lmao.
Can't have even one honest run without trans stuff inserted into it.
TRANS RIGHTS AND TURTLE POWER!
>>71476800913% population
50% overestimates
>>714768082I always mute when the shrill female announcer pipes up, cant stand that banshees voice
>"TRANS RIGHTS!"
ZZZ for me.
>>714768102>QWTFSame in Q3F 1h
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SEX
Does every run need a fucking glitch exhibition incentive
>>714764913>>714764989>>714765075It's possible I may have been wrong. I feel shame for my words and post.
>>714767912It would have made it magnitudes better, even with how insufferable they are.
>>714768083Ironwail is literally piss easy to install. Just install kex and drop the exe in.
>>714765336Link to the Adventure Island Plum?
>>714768102I'm not the best Quake runner by any means but yeah, bunny hopping and rocket jumping are the most fucking basic things you learn.
Why is every single announcer putting on an exaggerated voice? Can't they just talk normally?
>>714767781Was thinking the same thing. He was always at ESA, but didn't show up this year.
>>714768274No Lonk, Mako posted it here.
>Cheats in lives
>Dying left n right
Shitty letsplay. I played the hyperstone heist recently better than this
>>714768082The best part about the remote events was being able to watch the runner and game completely separate of the donation reader
>>714768336name one thing that women haven't ruined
>>714768330Gotta be excited wholesome reddit chungus for the normalfags.
>no flashing lights warning
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>714768384Yeah, he was addressing you
>>714768336He pulled out before last Summer and said he's not going back, so no more end of marathon discos for them anymore.
>>714768417cool im famous
>>714768330They always put that stupid voice on, they interview them and only let them in if they can do that one voice
This... Is not a speedrun.
>>714768415FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>714768385They went and locked the channels we were using to watch the game footage without the announcer though.
>>714768483i just woke up on the floor, what happened?
I think this runner SUCKS
This GSQ so far is fucking rancid.
How many times has he died?
>>714768557i don't feel very engaged
>>714763342Lol what happened during Quake
>>714768404I can literally only think of sex
>>714768483>pitch black room>entire room lights upJESUS CHRIST
>>714768604oh, they can absolutely ruin sex
lol this is just brute forcing the game. what a shit show.
>>714768547It is a bit weird no one is commenting on that. The run is that bad.
>>714768480he has the #3 fastest time https://www.speedrun.com/titarc?h=Any-Medium
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>>714768557And somehow his 3rd best runner of this version.
Cowabunga huh
Cowa fucking piece of dogshit
I guarantee you I could do this but better on my first try
How are they an hour behind schedule not even 24 hours in? Is there no quality control of keeping people on schedule or ending runs that go too long? Was hoping to watch spyro before I had to leave for work but now it seems I'll miss it
uh did they mean to write shredder
man esa had atleast average games
gdq has only been shit
>>714768102>>714768307can you scroll wheel jump the old quakes like you can on cs?
>>714768732you can just walk over it?
you are scum
shredder's my ass and splinter's my balls
>>714768764That can be changed.
>>714768009I had been hoping for some comfy doom or quake runs...
>>714768787nice try edenal. ESA is shit too
Does he have unlimited lives?
>>714768009Someone should make a supercut of all the mistakes and constant reloads. Worse than the Cody Miller halo disaster since he didn't even have the decency to be ashamed of his trash execution.
>>714768878the charts dont lie anon
>>714768894Arcade version, so yeah, he can just spam a button to put in more coins.
runner looks like a complete fucking loser
>>714768818It feels like ai generated friend banter.
>>714768926What's the point? Is the game too difficult otherwise?
>>714768009Wow only at gdq can a quake run be this bad
>>714768926So basically just button mash and credit feed? This is fucking stupid.
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>>714768894No. This is +300CC run.
>>714768830No, it don't work, at least not in vanilla.
Why arenโt the three guys on the couch playing?
Is there any speedtech in this game? Seems like he's just tanking all hits and using infinite lives.
>>714768363Yes, but if you put the image into the archive it'll spit back the post where it was first dropped. It's one of the only plums I missed this last event.
>>714768953He died multiple times and had to cheat to continue, what a fraud
>>714768953Were you expecting a 10/10 Chad to be speedrunning TMNT IV: Turtles in Time?
>>714768975Runner said it somehow makes the game slightly easier after so many lives are put in.
>>714769007I think there are certain boss techniques but besides that itโs just playing the game shittily
>>714768082>Are they taking a % of the donations for "operating costs"?They are literally a for-profit operation.
>>714768921the charts are literally dogshit.
>>714768764Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads?
Tons of really weird deletions
Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?
I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads
Thanks
Something about these people viscerally annoys me
>>714769134based newcutie
>>714768764Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads? Tons of really weird deletions
Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?
I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads. Thanks
>>714768998well, that does make it slightly more acceptable that the bhopping wasn't consistent. but i haven't seen the run so i don't know how bad it was
>>714769134I deleted it because it was off topic and I'm not trying to get banned for suspiciously 6 days. I'm sorry jannies, I'm sorry Im sorry I love video games, it was actually a no more heroes reference with how travis likes getting pegged, please dont ban me please pleassseeee
>>714769134He banned me for saying troons need mental treatment
Too bad for him i'm behind 7 proxies
>>714769162It's all so fake. No one still enjoys muh old pop culture references anymore. They're going through the check list.
i'm making a 7 eleven run, you guys want anything?
>>714769162Ateatree is LITERALLY Game&Shout 2.0
He'll be the one that's screaming every 20 dollars for the Deltarune incentives in a couple days.
All 3 of them.
>>714768330They're paid. This isn't something they do out of the kindness of their hearts, they're directly hired to milk money from people while they're on. I suspect that includes evaluating each reader based on how many donos they get during their shift.
It makes me ask if they actually care about what they're doing. I know Jaidlyn just takes GDQ as one gig among many.
>>714768419His runs were dogshit so I don't miss him
>>714769207The proud trans thread janny doesn't take no shit from the Chuds, Chuddy!
>>714769269Root beer please
>>714769210Yeah but Quake bunny hopping is buffered, long as it's held it should jump the frame you hit the ground.
>>714769269gimme one of those bomb burritos that guarantees explosive diarrhea
he just keeps getting hit, how is this a speedrun
he's going quite slow
>>714769301Commission based
>>714769269bag of peanuts
>>714769351He does have third place
>>714769336oh so like some bhop servers do
how can you fail that?
ahahahahahahhahahaha shut the fuck upppp
>crying speech
First of the show?
>Crying
Just dropped my ranking of this shit down a grade
Genuinely thought he was going to do a bit and make a joke. These people are insufferable
why is this faggot crying now
instant ZZZ
>I lost my mother (father).
>oghappydude
i don't think he's very happy at the moment
It's like I'm at RPG limit break!
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This is so cringe.
might be embarassing but you faggots lack empathy
>>714769448no testosterone in his body
Rate TiT (turtles in time)
I just tuned in at the end, why is everyone upset?
Tell me somebody clipped that BEAST at the front
>if it wasn't for fistingurmom420! and xx-fart_deathgas69-xx i wouldn't be here, this is so emotional
Why would you do this to yourself?
>>714769510>Grown man cryingyup that's a Z
What a fucking nightmare.
>>714769501Dudes aren't allowed to have the feels.
>>714769510A
>>714769501i empathise with those who deserve it
>>714769501I feel empathy for everyone watching being forced to sit through thiz
>>714769510Z
i never played the arcade version but that execution looked really bad
>>714769510B- best run ive seen on gdq yet
>>714769510F
Cool letโs play
>>714769551I'm impressed that every single run has been a disaster so far.
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>>714769510F for the dead mommy sobstory
>main stage run
You don't have any other stages.
>>714769510D
It was a "run".
Must be a rush of emotions JUST to finish a gdq run, and then to talk about a parent gone can't be easy, dude's brain is probably dumping so many chemicals
>>714769515is this achievable natty?
>>714769510F. Brute force no skill dog shit.
>>714769510A
Solid background noise while I work, limited cringe
>>714769510Z
he just kept dying
>Spyro next
IT NEVER ENDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I haven't watched much of this so far. Are all the usuals back again? The guy that forces himself on the couch all the time and the smelly looking guy with gross socks who shills crappy prizes etc?
>>714769510D is the best i can do
>>714769510F-
Cheated run, unfunny letsplay, crying faggot
>>714769624So easy a caveman can do it
>>714769501My empathy is not a button you can push for personal gain at will.
This is just manipulative attention whoring.
>>714769657>kaizo rom hackEither gonna be autism kino or pure cancer
>>714769501I have plenty of empathy, but I'm here for speedruns. I have heard sob stories at these events so many times, it all blends together and I'll forgot about them and their sad story within 10 minutes.
>>714769662(Sent) He got a promotion
>>714769612Megaman X4 was really good
turtle rights and trans power
>>714769663Orc warrior phenotype
>>714769624>>714769663this is horrifying
i have legit fear of that thing
>>714769619he's had multiple hotfix runs. the commentary mentioned it a little bit ago
Please don't let the Spyro runner be a she/they/them/xer/goon
>>714769729What does he do now?
>>714769612you niggas been saying this every year for the past fifteen years and yet every year you come back.
>>714769772The race aspect of it was shit, but the strats were pretty sick
>>714769501I get what he means, I wish my grandad could see me now that I've sorted my life out, so it's sad his mum never saw him beat depression. Speedrunning being the 'fix' though is bizarre and shouldn't be the place to air these emotions.
>Super Metroid race is at 2AM here
god damnit
>>714769663I recognize that walk
100% that is about to take a shit.
>>714769612I thought Sekiro was pretty good
>>714769815Game and shout said he works behind the scenes more but we will see him a little bit this week
>>714769791Yeah I wouldn't bet on that anon
>>714769528>>714769534I'm pretty sure he didn't just mean being at the convention. Which is a pretty fucked up way to end your run. I'm glad he could get that out.
>>714769889removing the dilator
>>714769862That's how it goes every year. The actual good runs are buried in the dead of night, but a couple trannies "racing" pokemon for 4 hours takes up half the day.
>>714769510D.
>>714768330They probably hope that if they beg hard enough and make themselves valuable they'll move up the ladder and get a bigger slice of the charity grift.
>>714769889he's just late for the dilation station silly
>>714769815Director of production or some shit.
>>714769837Depression hits people in different ways so if speedrunning is the way someone copes with it, so be it.
The Playstation Nation sends its regards.
>>714768009What the hell, he's failing at so many very basic mechanics. This is retarded.
Post the throw your hands up in the air webm
>frame fatales
Gdq is basically frame fatales now
>>714769510>>714769510C- good game but shit cringe runner and execution
>>714769510D the infinite lives cheapened the run and no co-op
>>714769942Hope burgerbros enjoy it at least. Oats and Eddie are great.
>>714769815"director of programming"
>>714769970Forgive me Spyro-sama
>>714769510F for that stupid sobstory
>>714769903Wasn't he abusing some NG+ shit? Mortal Blade or something? I'm not familiar with Sekiro.
>big fat boomer
>no pronouns
BASED
>Back from lunch break just in time for Spyro as I work from home in the afternoon
Time for fun
Looking forward to RCT later
Runner has no pronouns and looks like he hasn't showered in a week. We might be in for a comfy run boys.
Playstation Nation wins again.
>spyro isnt purple
ALZHEIMERS' CURED
>>714769910Good for him. He's actually one of the few hosts that comes across as quite likeable.
>>714770037so fuckin cute arf arf
>>714769927>>714769856He seems to be an antediluvian weeb who uses cute anime girl avatars without wanting to actually be one.
>>714770128Spyrochads we're so back!
>>714770059>Wasn't he abusing some NG+ shit? Mortal Blade or something? I'm not familiar with Sekiro.not NG+ its just an extremely strong move, for spme reason FROM updated the game and made it do a lot more dmg if you jump and do it
>spyro
No. I'm tired of them.
>>714770152The sad thing about that is Sent is one of the old runners who got disallowed from running anymore, and he ran Gurumin as well.
>>714770128>>714770169I was already getting withdrawal symptoms
thank god we're back!
>>714769927>>714770167well I'll admit I was wrong
>>714770248What got him disallowed?
> censored dialogue
so what did it say originally?
>>714770248How are so many people banned from these shitfests? I refuse to believe that they deserved it, probably for not supporting the trans satanic agenda or something
>>714770335I can't say or i'll be timed out...
we're about to fall off...
>>714770387appropriate for a gdq thread
>>714770323Standard GDQ thing, popular runners get pushed up the ladder and are gradually not allowed to run because being an announcer/presenter/whatever is more important.
Only a few paid staff like Spike get to have something of an exception, usually because their ego demands it.
>They/them troon on couch
Yeah that's a ZZZ from me.
This game creates eggs alright
would rather watch spyro 2 for the 10000th time than shitty fangames desu
at least they arent a tranny ig
>>714770443SO BASED I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE RATING THE RUN AS WELL I AM JUST HERE FOR TEEN TWITTER DRAMA
>playing spyro
God damn I am sick of these fucking games, that's like 10 spyro runs in the span of a week.
>>714770463>>714770498they said this is a fangame but it's just a shitty romhack
>>714770467Fuck Yeah Anon do you wanna be my basedfriend
>>714770443what? just three dudes hangging out
wait.... are those pantyhose...
>>714770521I'll take another Spyro run over some pixel indie shit.
>>714770498Alzheimer's has been defeated, no more coin sounds.
>>714770559holy fuck i didnโt see that
>>714770559Did you HAVE to point that out?!
DSP's Spyro run had more entertainment value, no cap.
>>714769910>>714770152Actually now I've thought about it a bit more, does that mean he's responsible for the quality of the event so far?
>>714770559he just has really hairy high test legs
>>714763342Absolutely godless
>>714770467I'm rating your post a ZZZ too. Cheers anon.
>voices are so loud you can't hear the music in a spyro game
who decided on this?
>>714770675does the night ever end?
>>714770715GDQ is all about loud HOOOOYP than the runs.
>>714770559Well done fag you got me to stare at a mans legs.
anyone just see the shit he just pulled on stream 2?
>>714770559He probably lost a bet.
>>714770807those comments about israel were really uncalled for
>>714770825it's just a femboy
>>714770807what a sick fuck. Hope Twitch shuts them down
>dude in booty shorts and leggings
he isnt even trying
>>714770807>not watching stream 3lol
lmao even
>>714770807It's no wonder GDQ doesn't advertise this at all, this shit isn't brand-safe at all.
>>714770940None of them do, anon.
HYDRATE YOU FUCKING LOSER NERDS
>remember to hydrate
I don't know why but people saying this pisses me off so much.
>>714770994Wouldn't it make more sense to make entertainment the highest priority as that would me the way to raise the most money due to increased viewership and engagement?
>>714770994I'm sick of this dude. Was he always this insufferable?
>>714770946THIS IS THE ULTIMATE-
>>714771072cool it with the antisemitism
>>714771014Looks nothing like a woman what in the actual fuck is wrong with these degenerates
>>714770907hes not cute though