Thread 714774015

It insists upon itself

>>714774015 (OP)
GOOD GOD

>>714775357
In the JP dub he shouts "DIE HARD" and it's funnier

I have Kojima fatigue

>>714774015 (OP)
This game is proof you fuckers will eat anything up as long as it has the right person on the cover. This writing is the same level of Borderlands 3.

>>714774015 (OP)
gayshit
> :|
gayshit, kojima
> :DDDDDD

>>714774015 (OP)
Holy fucking kino

>>714777396
no it isn't

>>714774015 (OP)
So can anyone tell me what the context for this scene is yet?

>>714777396
>>714779476
Homoerotic scenes and themes have been present in Kojima's games since at least MGS1, although one could easily argue earlier. The only thing that surprises me is that Troy Baker didnt also grab his dick as a throwback to Raiden.

>>714780710
the difference is that those games had substance beyond "WOOOOW ISN'T KOJIMBO WHACKY"

>>714780360
You have to go idle for around three minutes during a specific gameplay sequence, Sam nods off and then this happens, then Sam wakes up, it's a dream/hallucination sequence.

>>714780360
you never had a gay dream or something?

>>714781534
Nah I daydream so much, sleep is when my brain finally gets to turn off and black out

>>714774015 (OP)
qrd?

People were not kidding about Kojimbo going the DEI route, huh.

>>714781285
From my perspective, its exactly the same as before. And in both cases, it was"WOOOOW ISN'T KOJIMBO WHACKY"

>>714781827
>qrd
kojima

>>714777237
I have Zoomer fatigue

>>714781285
The joke is that his games were always wacky and very homoerotic, but being mentally weak, you can't help but go with the flow(contrarian). Next, you'll probably say MGS3 was your favourite game too.

>>714774015 (OP)
>thumbnail

>>714782395
I think you're coping.

>>714774015 (OP)
The Kojimanian horror.....

>>714782549
I think if his older games released today, you'd be posting the goofy gay scenes from them with the same attitude you have now.

>>714782751
Oh yeah, you're definitely coping.
Konami was right.

>>714782940
No u

>>714780159
Yes it is.

>>714782395
I don't care about gays. This game is fucking garbage with horrible writing that heavily leans on how "whacky" it is. Half the cut-scenes are just voiceless dumb shit happening in a hallway. The other half is technobabble that doesn't actually mean anything or contribute to the story. There are gay porn visual novels made with better plots than this garbage.

>>714783564
>. There are gay porn visual novels made with better plots than this garbage.
That's not surprising to anyone that you have that much awareness on the subject.

>>714783968
You forgot to refute his post.

>>714784043
Im more interested in how many gay porn visual novels he played to appreciate their superior plots. Also, refute what? His hyperbolic opinion? Okay, here let me do that.
I disagree.

>>714784339
Kojima's strongest and most intelligent warrior.

>>714784509
I accept your concession.

>>714783564
no it really isnt, you have to be braindead to think that the turbo slop Borderland games are even in the same universe as a game with an actual story

>>714774015 (OP)
Higgs obsession with Sam was a little gay

>>714785029
I think thats the point. Much like Ocelot, and Volgin, Higgs is in fact "a little gay".

>>714785207
just a little bit

>>714785029
Bisexual twink villain with a hard on for the more masculine hero is a common trope in Japanese media. Lucifer from Devilman, Griffith, Dio, Sephiroth, probably many many more.

>>714774015 (OP)
Fuck kojimbo

>>714777237
stop eating sugar

>>714782113
any boomer that likes this "game" should be lynched

>>714785305
omggg kinoooo

>>714782113
boomers proving they were born subhuman once again. Metal gear was always trash. Queen is gay and trash. Star wars is mid. Your life was gay and trash

>>714774015 (OP)
he wants to be lynch soo bad

>>714780159
>>714777396
it's worse
Kojima fans are niggers and also norman reddits is fucking ugly and I hate looking at his hideous facescan.

>>714787416
based

>>714787416
Then why go to Death Stranding threads? My typical behavior towards a game i dont like or outright hate is to just ignore them. Hate posting and hate thread making will only ensure you see more of what you claim to hate.

piece of kojima shit

>>714787473
Fucker legit looks like a Hun, it's those "german" genes really kicking in.

>>714785305

After playing expedition 33 (and to a similar extent, The Alters) in the past month, I'm very confused that DS1 and DS2 have been fairly popular. The gameplay must be truly fantastic or something, because the story looks like utter fucking nonsense.

>>714787882
There is not a single thing in those games you mentioned that are half as cool as that guitar fight

>>714787882
>After playing expedition 33

>>714785305
Kojima really said fuck it and just went crazy, I still think he huffs his own farts sometimes but at least he's willing to have some fun.

>>714787882
So this is what looks silly to you? Please post the Citizen Kane teir story telling you have witnessed in other games to make this one look like nonsense. I understand that people dont like that Kojima seems like he's up his own ass, or that he's been huffing farts in Hollywood, and hanging out with trannies. I dont like those things either. I dont like everything from his games, but come on now. The story in Kojima games is probably up there being "as good as it gets" especially in Japanese games. Not to insist that any video game story is particularly high brow (cause they are not, and maybe its even for the best that they arent) but its about as nonsense as anything else in the industry.

>>714787882
>>714788143
>>714788626
Didn't they get the same guy that directed the action scenes for DMC3? Im surprised they didnt have a sword fight duel with bladed motorcycle swords.

>>714788943
Yeah he worked before with Kojima on the MGSV scenes

>>714774015 (OP)
Isn't this just Kojima saying gay people are disgusting?