How did anyone know how to get past this cactus?

scholastic book fairs had game guides you could buy for $10

emulators were so shit back then

>lag
>crash
>stutter
>glitches
>audio crackle
>bsod
fun

wait until you find out about the trees

>>714778285
Yeah, emulating ToTk a week before launch was rough

>>714778104
God I miss when that was the most exciting part of the school year. Roll up to the fair, grab your Goosebumps and a Prima guide for whatever N64 game you were stuck on-felt like holding forbidden knowledge.

Doe status?

janny gonna freak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNF-w71xvrU

>don't slash everything every time you upgrade
You're not true gamers.

I always figrued the decline would be slow and gradual. Instead it drops like bricks.

>>714780845
to be fair that's partly because of the janny and in this case because the thread's hard to notice at a glance

>Norwood III-V at 6yo
It's over

Do you guys really like this ugly thing?

>>714781542
no i like this ugly thing

>>714781542
she's a precious ugly thing

>>714777717 (OP)
don'tgointotheforestdon'tgointotheforestdon'tgointotheforestdon'tgointotheforestdon'tgointotheforestdon'tgointotheforest

>>714778285
Back when exactly? I remember emulating SNES games in 2001 and everything was smooth and easy on my PC where even basic desktop usage was often laggy. ROM file sizes were impressively small as well, even relative to the little storage space that we had available back then.

Go to your Reddit game containment thread.
>>>/vg/

>>714783745

>>714783745
Curious you don't do this in other recurring threads of games that are just as popular but much older. It's almost like... no that couldn't be true...

>>714778823
you forgot the bendy pencil

>>714783178
oldfags can only truly remember the early days of dolphin and pcsx2. seeing kingdom hearts or wind waker working on windows xp was both an accomplishment and buggy nightmare.

>>714778285
I remember emulating psx back in 1999 and working perfectly

>>714784119
Hey I had these!

What game is this

>>714779515

>>714785205

>>714785262
BRO I AM COMING

>>714778823
got one of those chocolate-scented calculators at one, it still has the smell all these years later

>>714780845
a thread at 300 just got jannied. this one is just too stealthy

I think I figured it out. The final piece of prophecy is Girl killing Kris.
Kris was depressed and suicidal after Dessapearance and his family breaking apart, that's why he got roped into this plan - "If you're going to die, at least die saving the worlds"
This explains why he is so uncomfortable around Noelle - she is his future killer, after all.
This explains Snowgrave - he is supposed to condition Noelle for his own murder.
This explains why Ralsei was hoping that Prophecy will change if they switch the Girl and make her kind.
This explains Susie's reaction - she was genuinely shocked about it (she thought that Prophecy is a good thing), but she quickly found a cope - after all, there's no way in hell she would kill her best friend?

>>714777717 (OP)
Thread too stealthy

>>714792518
Doesn't matter when there's 5 other less stealthy threads up. Do you think the Janny knows he's inadvertently doing this?

>>714792518
We have two non-stealthy ones.

>>714792602
Every time you try to talk sense into janny, he responds with a ban.

>>714777717 (OP)
Are you too fat to walk right past it

>>714784119
I had one of these when I was a kid. How the hell do these work anyway?

>stinky angry friendless ugly loser dinosaur with yellow teeth, a big nose, masculine mannerisms, and unkempt, shaggy hair

>/v/ loves her

toby fox and temmie proving that the average person is more susceptible to propaganda than they realize

>>714793667
>Get to know someone rather than judging them based on appearance
>Give them a chance rather than instantly decree them as useless fucking garbage
>Find out they aren't so bad
This frightens and confuses the 4channel (formerly 4chan) chuddie

>>714793667
>When you pretend this non-human creature is human, it looks nothing like a human!
Great insight

>>714793667
>unkempt, shaggy hair
Not true, she uses shampoo and always carries a hairbrush.

>>714794773
This game is so fucking cringe

>>714777717 (OP)
That looks like me and my brother when we were that age. Me on the left. I would swear it was me and my bro if I also recognized the room. Uncanny as hell

>>714795009
>best love story of our time
>cringe

>>714777717 (OP)
Yeah dude it was a great ti-
>>714778407
>>714779515
oh it's a fucking le sòycial anxiety tranny shipping-simulator thread, fuck's sake

>>714794773
She carries a hairbrush BECAUSE her hair is a mess that needs to constantly be tamed. She doesn't really have a home where she can iron it.

>>714794773
>she uses shampoo
Just using shampoo makes your hair a dry mess and poofy, and she'd slap the shit out of anyone that suggests conditioner (unless it was Noelle, probably.)

>>714795417
Lol
Lmao

>>714795609
I have exact same hair as her, and I'm perfectly fine with using just shampoo.

>>714795735
conditioner once or twice in a week will help with dandruff you don't gotta do it every shower

>>714795735
>I'm perfectly fine
lmao
use conditioner dumbass. and no 2in1, that shit is garbage.

>>714795883
>>714795920
But I like my hair the way it is. I kinda look like Kurt Russel in 80s with it.

>>714796123
long as you aren't flakey I suppose

>>714795417
Sorry pal, Janny's working overtime to earn his pay

>>714793930
>See fat, ugly, unkempt loser
>Get to know them
>Even worse than I imagined

>>714795381

this is so wellmade wtf

>>714793930
>Do all this
>Meanwhile literally everyone else would not do the same for you
Yeah nah, shut the fuck up, I deserve to judge literally everyone I meet before I even know what they look like from the front, and my thoughts about them should be negative at all times

>>714798648
nigga you need therapy

>>714798870
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE ALL EVIL INCARNATE

>>714799036
It's okay anon I still luv you (platonically)

>>714778104
They also had pc games you could get. Its how i got sim city 2000.

>>714799194
Oh