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>>714778950
Anti-SJWs harassed someone I loved until she committed suicide and then laughed about it, but Iโm people want to raise awareness for Trans Rights. That sounds really hard.
Best he can do is a B now
>>714785193 (OP)>the strat is bad>not me, the playerjust say you donโt have it down to be marathon-safe FFS.
>>714785193 (OP)>Back up savesinstant F
>Literally already choking
Trainwreck incoming
>>714785193 (OP)where the fuck is the chart
They are never going to allow this game again right, straight into the banned games list
>>714785367It's ok bro, we have 24 backup runs
Can't hear the music
Post tracks
https://youtu.be/rmN5GKJ6_dE
>>714785287Godless days and nights...
>>714785414 I was talking about the ratings by the way not your shitty sob story
choke
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sleep
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>>714785287Forget godless nights we are stuck in a godless week.
>>714785287Code Bunny, Lenna's inception and Rollercoaster Tycoon also need an ad marker
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/summer-games-done-quick-2025
It looks like everyone is having fun this morning and that's great!
But don't forget to hydrate!
Looking forward to Halo 4?
this is a ps2 game? why does it look do dated
>>714785287>Missing data pointsYikes
>>714785287That's a lot of stinkers.
>>714785287Well at least this will explain RCT immediately
>>714785287I don't understand that sentence
>>714785632it looks pretty good
>>714785668>4 fingersnice ai slop retard
>>714785287>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22Anti-SJWs%20harassed%20someone%20I%20loved%22Sisters... what happened to her...
>>714785632It's a PS2 game, one I think I'm gonna give another play now.
>>714785287LMAO at that RCT score
>>714785287>adore Quake and RCT like they were my children>both get bottom tier runs
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>>714785287>the only good run is Mega Man X4Grim.
>>714785287to think it could get worse than quake.
Halo runs are usually pretty great. I've never seen a Halo 4 run though, Chronos is on the couch so it can't be all bad.
>>714785731no run commentary, only trans rights shouting
>>714785632Because it's a PS2 game?
Haven't been able to watch the runs today, people working on the house. I've been waiting SGDQ too..
I liked Wrath of Cortex...
>The marathon will go back to being shit once the Twinsanity run ends and the cocoposters are banned
>>714785668bro shes 13...
>>714785786>Only good run is a raceGrim
>>714785775Why was quake bad? Just slow I'm guessing, quake runs have a high bar since it was the first speedgame
>>714785792Wasn't the halo run at last GDQ a total trainwreck?
>>714785287what the fuck happened with rct
>>714785783I'm no furry but I would knot Coco until she passed out from pleasure
>>714785723based retard who's never played the fucking games.
>>714785737>>714785808plenty of ps2 games look good though, this almost looks like a ps1 game
This run looks bearable compared to the deluge of shit that preceded it.
>>714785786desu I don't know how that run got rated so high, the host bitch took all fun out of it
>watch gdq by myself
>actually entertained by a few runs, generally having a good time
>ignore runs or runners that I don't like
>come to this thread
>constant misery and whinging
>hyper focus on everything that's bad
wow this board actually kind of fucking sucks
>>714785731>starts off good with an interesting game most here including me have never seen speedran.>about 5 minutes in runner makes a coaster in the trans flag colors and names it "trans rights">rest of the run is runner, his couch, donator and audience shouting trans right at least once every minute instead of explaining the run. (No I'm not exaggerating)
Dare I ask what the hell happened during Rollercoaster Tycoon? I wanted to wake up for it, but it would seem my body spared me.
>>714785901Terrible runner. Horrible commentary and incentive shilling.
>>714785753ur gay
https://youtu.be/0OIqlp2U9EQ
>>714785868it's a video game character, schizo
>>714785949No it doesn't.
>>714785723>he doesn't have 4 fingersA-anon, what happened to your hands?
>>714785901unbearable host
the runner literally paused the game to stall for a donation incentive
runner wasn't very good and was fucking up left and right
was Quake 64 in an insanely niche category
black speedrunning shilling left and right
Is this unironically the worst start ever to an event?
>>714785287
>>714785981The runner had no commentary because he kept shouting trans rights instead. He set a WR, played great, and had a cool glitch showcase, but literally couldnโt explain any of it.
>>714785981See if you can figure it out from the clue in the chart.
>>714785925The last one I remember was the 4 player Halo 3 run that was really good.
>>714786083you people say that literally every year
>>71478586813 year olds don't have honkers like that
>>714785287>Quake 64What happened?
>>714786043are we looking at the same game?
>>714785981You know how RCT runs usually just spam micro-coasters for big money? Now imagine if they called that micro-coaster "trans rights".
>>714785193 (OP)is there a contractual obligation to feature trannies on the couch? They are fucking everywhere
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EUAAAAARRRRAUUUUGH
>>714786123Yeah because they keep breaking the record every year.
It is quite impressive, in a sense.
>>714786087>>714786180WR in a made up category of which he was the only runner
>even more donation begging
>>714785926TRRRRRAAAAAAAANS RIGHTS
>>714785981Runner, commentary and host kept screaming trans rights over and over again for the entire run, nothing was explained or talked about at all.
>>714786123Guess it just keeps getting worse
>>714786123its always true
>>714785987>>714786082I see, damn. That sounds pretty bad then
>>714786160Yes, and you don't know what a PS1 game looks like.
>>714786213all the runners that can't stand this shit have stopped attending so it's kind of a clique thing at this point
>>714785287You're a fat hairy bara bear faggot, you deserve it.
why is he looking at him like that
Fucking choke!!! load another backup save faggot.
Is this the guy who did that nutty roller coaster game at ESA?
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
Ah, yes. Let's applaud the guy currently choking his run. That totally won't psyche him out and lead to more fuckups.
>>714786326twitch only donations vs donations everywhere
think for a second
This dude is just too straight to be a good runner
>>714785287Hirexen will come and save SGDQ with his chokes, right?
>>714786136>Couch and host wouldn't stop screaming over each other>Runner was staff>Runner also sucked complete ass at the game>Overestimate >Remastered version on a shittier engine>The Quake 64 "Remastered" mod >Runner wasn't even on the leaderboardThis is the Cliff's Notes version of it.
Basically just an affront the OG speedrunning game, a complete fucking mockery of Quake running.
nah, I had such high hopes for this on
>>714786326That's the Twitch bits donation total
>>714785969HOLY CHOOOOOKE
>>714785969>Lets GDQ tell him how to feel>Lets /v/ tell him how to feelHow about you tell yourself how to feel instead of being a sheepish faggot?
Oh fuck, what'd I miss? Stepped away for like 5 minutes.
>>714786326doctors without borders is not entitled to all of that money, don't be greedy
>>714786003Don't even have to open it, got that shit memorized after failing to get a power crystal or something on that stage over and over as a kid.
>>714786326It's the new addon for twitch they are using. so thats the money generated through that rather then through their website.
I don't understand people who come to these threads and expect to see attractive normies, chads and stacies on stream. It's an event about playing video games. Ugly weirdos are the main demographic who get into this stuff as copes for not being socially valued.
>>714785969Can we get a trans rights before you head out?
>>714786136the runner was a gdq staff member and he sucked
>>714786439you fault for having hope of any kind at GDQ
>>714786326You are the retarded majority
>>714785737its a great game, alot of nostalgia for me
why doesn't he just load the game to the final boss
>Second safety save used
Bros... the rating...
Are they going to skip half the game?
>>714786483where is this chuuba? is he running?
>>714786401nah joester used to be goated at twins, don't think hes played much the past few years
not the right memory card LOL
R U N I N V A L I D A T E D
>>714786352define a furry
does one become a furry once his OC is created
does one only need attraction to anthropomorphic creatures
what is the breaking point?
>>714786483does he have a run coming up?
>>714786492People at ESA look normal.
I assumed he had the backup saves because Twinsanity is one of the most unstable games ever put onto a console, not because he can't pull off tricks in 24 specific areas.
>>714786492how come that's not the case for ESA and other events?
What the fuck it wants me to write something on the paper thing? What do i write, /v/?
>>714786321Fucking called it. What a shit run.
>>714786460Runner absolutely fucked his run, hes like +6 minutes purely through multiple chokes.
>choking
>loading saves
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ run
At least he came prepared to choke
Hole in one and the chill commentary made it seem like this was going to be an A but the amount of chokes is dropping it down
>invalidated the run
and that's a Z rating
hopefully they won't have this runner next year when the chart is finalized
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Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads? Tons of really weird deletions
Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?
I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads. Thanks
Too bad, this run really wasn't awful. Sometimes shit just goes wrong.
>>714786539>3...2...1...go!>for the sake of marathon safety I've loaded a save state at the credits>aand time!
>>714786539that would leave less time for donations
>>714786597Looks like one of my three shells
>>714786492We rated this run highly. It's not about runners needing to be attractive.
I'm so fucked up, I thought that was a buttsecks joke but no he just booted Cortex off the railing
He's running this category again at ASM
>YYAAAUUUUEERRRRGHHHH
in the background is making me laugh
>>714786661He choked and loaded a backup, it wasn't a bad run until it wasn't even a run anymore.
>>714785287Very grim
>>714785926>very good run>WR even>TRAAAAAANS RIIIIIIIIGHTS commentators
>>714786674It's the black guy stifling his laugh that really makes this.
>>714785868Crash 2 (coco's first appearance) released in 1997
Crash twinsanity released in 2004
Grow up, she did
>>714786580Not really. Most of them look malformed and weird you fags just cherry pick the one or two outliers.
>>714786530Same here, I remember playing the shit out of it as a kid, playing it it a friend's house too as we took turns on each death, all that shit.
>>714786562>>714786571Harutomo, he's got a run coming up.
>>714786714I thought it was too
>>714786695that was a great run
>fat fugly tranny on the couch being condescending to the runner
why does this always happen
>would now be a good time?
No.
>cortex humiliation ritual: the game
a shame for the save, it's a fun run otherwise
>>714786772Nah they're largely normal people. You're just terminally online and don't know what your average person looks like.
>>714786593She's legitimately the first girl I've found attractive from these things.
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you people seriously sit there and watch fucking trannies?
>>714786859What are you going to do about that?
Haha how embarrassing. He wasted his entire life training for this moment only to spectacularly fail in front the entire world. Years to get the game in and it will never be run again thanks to his horrible performance.
>ESA mentioned
Aaand he's banned
>>714786859what're you gonna do about that?
Reminder to vote Z
We don't want this run next year
>ESA mentioned
>Ignored the reader
BANNED
lmao talking over the announcer
>>714786492I just want good runs, under estimate and no tranny pandering. I dont give a fuck what they look like.
>would now be a good time for..
DENIED
>>714786859I view the one on the couch for SMS as a necessary evil because it made the redemption run that much sweeter.
These threads make a lot more sense when you learn that it's the ESA runners and staff using them as a discord to seethe over GDQ being infinitely more popular and successful than their event will ever be.
>9 minutes behind
>still under estimate
Dude knew he was gonna choke when he submitted.
>>714786925not your personal army
>>714786776>Harutomo, he's got a run coming up.nice, I remember watching him in an RTA I think, cool to see jp runners here
>>714785193 (OP)this was this week? i didnt know, well, i pomised that i wouldnt watch because i got tired of the tranny shite
watching with you was fun, but i shant
hope you have fun
Instant Z posters arenโt human btw
>>714786492mental gymnastics
>>714786136and the sucking wasn't just being slow or messing up some tricks, he didn't have a grasp on very basic fundamentals. it was basically mockery
>>714786886Which ESA staff member/runner are you?
>>714786906Why are you unhappy, anon?
>>714787032she looks like she prefers a certain type of man
When the fuck did they put Great Bay Temple in Crash
>>714787081Which GDQ staff member/runner are you?
In all honestly, so many 3D platformers from this era are disgustingly hard to speedrun. Battle for Bikini Bottom, Super Monkey Ball, Billy Hatcher, even Ratchet & Clank is insane to learn.
>>714787146French speedrunners.
>>714787030>rating at all
>>714787032Coco my beloved
>>714787201>avoids the questionThanks for the comfirmation
>>714787072>>714786934https://files.catbox.moe/cue372.mp4
>>714787324based webmanon
>>714785969>ignore runs or runners that I don't likeThese threads are so negative because we're not doing this
>>714786886It was funny as all fuck that morning where one anon couldn't handle a chick who looks like she sells sausage rolls at Greggs.
>i don't even care how the rest of this run goes
classic jinx
>>714787304>avoids the questionThanks for the comfirmation
>>714787324Is the crowd booing the ESA mention?
>>714787424its all acapella
>>714787324Didn't even flinch.
>Take your meds
Still amazes me that people like this actually exist, it has to be a joke right?
>>714786859You're projecting the condescension retard
>>714787403>>714785969A lot of anons come to GDQ threads explicitly to focus on the stuff they don't like.
>>714787076>Tries to jump around enemies>Falls>Quickloads>Tries to jump around enemies>Fails >Quickloads>Tries to jump around enemies>Fails>"What do I do here?">50+ rockets with the rocket launcher actively equippedForget not knowing Quake, it's like the fucker never played an FPS before.
>>714787424Most likely the best part of the game
>>714787509So many young people on a cocktail of drugs it's insane. I am almost 40 and i don't take a single pill.
>>714787324>is this a good time for don...SO ANYWAY I ran this at ESA
>>714787509good advice for some of you guys here as well
>>714787509Not very cash money of you, these fine people are just being helpful
>>714787552Thatโs basically all of /v/. You canโt have a thread without a retard shitting it up โfor the keksโ
>>714787437Sounds more like the game, 99% of the people in that crowd won't know what ESA is.
>>714787509Who's it hurting by posting that? Just you?
>>714787324why is ESA taboo at GDQ? Why even a rivalry? Its charity lmao
>total blunder of a run
>going to get banned from future gdq events because he mentioned ESA
kek
>>714787509i haven't taken my meds in the last 4 days and i'm not GONNA
>>714787609fucking snitches
Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads? Tons of really weird deletions
Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?
I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads. Thanks
>>714787663>https://files.catbox.moe/cue372.mp4Found the tranny
>>714787568https://youtu.be/bm6ASifuw-w
They went on to also do Crash Tag Team Racing then eventually disband
>>714785287Was this actually said verbatim during the roller coaster run?
And if so, is there a webm?
>>714787509well if you faggot schizos actually took your meds, this board would be a lot more usable
>frozen Coco is still twitching
Damn that's hot
universal signs that you're choking
what does the N stand for
>>714785969When /v/ finds something on GDQ that they like, you'll know. It's always been 99% complaining. Stop being so new.
>>714787678is the ESA mentioned meme a 100% ban rate?
>>714787758my nigger in christ, this is a gdq thread - at no point in time is there any challenge whatsoever in finding a tranny.
>You'll spawn without a a gun, and that's bad.
OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714787930people who annoy you
>>714787674> Its charity lmaobased mark. just keep the donos rolling anon, mike needs a new speedboat
>>714787930we dont talk about that
>>714785287The fuck am i looking at here?
>>714787509i suppose these people haven't heard the term you can smother someone to death with kindness
>>714788123The absolute state of speedrunning in 2025.
>>714788123more red = bad.
>>714788123godless nights
>everytime the tranny announcer talks
>>714787609>TEACHER!! ANON IS PLAYING WITH HIS GAME BOY!!!
>>714785287What was so polarizing about UN Squadron?
>>714785287We're reaching Godless levels never thought possible before.
>>714788210but anon
it's been only one night so far
>>714787674GDQ is a for profit service provider
>>714788235>HE PUT IT IN HE JANSPORT
>>714788228Hes trying his hardest to sound like a child, rest assured zoku is a middle aged asian man.
What level of back-up save is he on now? I know he had 24 but I've lost count of how many he used.
>>714788275It's always night somewhere.
Has there been ANY good runs today?
>>714788261It's a shmup, so anons called it an autoscroller. That's it.
>>714788123incels screeching impotently as a charity supports humanity
>>714786894How could you say that about this beautiful woman anon?
>>714788261They said Trans rights at the end
>>714788345I went for a run earlier. Was pretty good.
>>714787948any nigganon wanna answer?
wait a minute
>she/her
what the fuck?
>>714788293>The people watching at home and donating to charity are actually paying for luxuries available only to people at the venueGreat look for a charity.
>>714788293am i supposed to be surprised a charity event pays these kind of expenses? Isnt that normal?
>>714787930Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads? Tons of really weird deletions
Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?
I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads. Thanks
>>714788345Talos Principle (puzzle game by the Serious Sam devs) was kewl. Crash is alright imo
PS2 graphics are so kino. perfect amount of detail in low res
>>714788293oh my god! they pay money to rent out a hotel for a week? it's a scam!!
The runner has been kind of a downer ever since he messed up that jump three times in a row.
Oh god I didn't even notice the one on the couch was a she/her until now.
>>714788293so how much % of a sgdq donation goes to terrorist funding aka charity?
>constantly cutting off the dono reader
He's so banned
>>714786136>runner sucked>tranny on couch>obnoxious donation reader would not shut the fuck up
>>714788456>>714788534Hi Matt. glad to see you seething here again
>>714788293Is this supposed to be bait for retards?
>>714788537He didn't like those jumps
wait, it's pronounced "either"? i always thought you pronounced it "either"
Does having a couch troon improve your chances of getting a spot at this as runner?
>>714787348>>714787408Oh look the little ESA staff/runner faggots are ganging up. Cute
>>714788562Hosts begging for donation reads is the worst part. Instant S.
>>714788724LOOK AT THIS NIGGA HAHAHA
>>714788652>I can't believe the powers that be took someone this pretty and assigned them male at birth...at least he's confident I guess.
>>714788724No anon, it's pronounced "either".
>>714788724No you fuck, it's pronounced either of those.
this guys choking left and right but at least hes normal and a good commentator
>>714788796Wow, now I feel dumb.
>>714788796Well, now I feel foolish.
>>714788652They'll laugh, but /v/ could only aspire to have this level of self confidence
>>714788652Why is only the face obese?
>>714788807its sad that this is one of the better runs
>>714788807I'll take some choke over annoying commentators any day.
>>714788731honestly i think u might be on to something here
>>714788873is a lack of self awareness the same as confidence?
>>714788873Self-delusion and self-confidence look the same to the untrained eye.
>>714785287>BODE cunnyHuh!?
>>714787509i unironically ban people who say this in my chat
>>714788927>PicI Kinda like this character especially when she's lightly dressed haha
>>714788705This but for games
>>714788652>I can't believe the powers that be took someone this pretty and assigned them male at birthIt probably had something to do with you having a penis, if I had to guess
>>714788652>MeleeOf fucking course
>>714785969>whingingit's called 'whining' you fucking fruit
>>714787509>Self-care is like (something that makes you fat and rots your teeth) for the soul!
>>714785969>wow this board actually kind of fucking sucksThen fuck off.
Does Nina Anon still come here? Seeing Nina made me realize I haven't seen her art in a long while.
>>714788927Thank you for cute Coco's based Cocoposter.
>>714788845it's underrated
>>714788941>>714788952That's like two steps ahead of the average one that shows up to GDQ.
>>714789085This is a person who was convinced to vaccinate for a donut.
>"I'm gonna do a dumb strat"
>*dies*
>"Yeah, that was a dumb strat"
Fucking kek
>>714788652Narcissus himself could not be that vain.
>>714787509Older people also say this because they didn't necessarily get showered in psychotropics even when they went to the doctor, so when the doctor gave them something it was really needed.
It's a shame he used 2 (two) safety saves, would've been a decent run.
>>714789115She's been gone for a looooong while now.
why is crash an emo scarecrow
This run is a sucked he isn't know how to play the video game.
You guys always thinking these runs they are to do them over the time but as it is being a speedrun is part of the game and your skill is not good so you say that
I watched ESA and now I need more, is GDQ still subscriber chat only and transitions done quick?
>>714788873They'll laugh, but /v/ could only aspire to speed down sloped streets without losing any stamina.
I'm gonna go to the liquor store, can someone vote this a Z/invalid for using a save
then vote it a B afterwards because the runner's kinda ok for GDQ (would've rated it a D at ESA)
I want the chart to average it out to whatever that means
>>714788652why is her head so big?
>>714789345>these runs they are to do them over the time but as it is being a speedrun is part of the game
It's unreal how badly Activision has squandered Crash
this run sucks, post Crash gifs.
>>714786483>>714786571>>714786776I've never seen so many people fanboying over a male. Are all his fans gay or something or is there some other kind of appeal?
>>714789427got you bro. hope you get what you want
what does the A stand for?
>>714789332Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>714786593S tier laugh. Dangerously cute.
>>714789332>>714789345>literal bots Why though?
>>714789510Furry avatar cute
Well, he called it a trainwreck, not me.
i like this runner
seems like a chill dude despite all the choking
>>714789479Zoomers and Gen Alpha don't play platformers. They play Roblox 'Grow a Garden' which broke the record for most concurrent players in any game.
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>>714788456>>714788534>>714788618> GDQ directly receives payment from charity, merch sales, sponsor money, twitch subs and ad earnings> always raise for the same charities, who then hire/pay them again> GDQ does not disclose any of their earnings or spendings> GDQ refuses to go non-profit> "trust us we only barely cover our costs here"Yeah you are right anons, who am I not to put my trust in them.
>>714789130No problem, anon.
TRANS RIGHTS BABY HECK YEAH YALL
Why is that stupid fucking bitch interrupting them to yap about donations and trans rights holy fuck
God, I fucking hate these people
>>714789609Bots in 2025 write better english than 95% of /v/.
>>714789715where did you learn to greentext tourist
>runner no sold the trans rights shout out
based?
Nrang Rights
nrans Rights
Arans Rights
>>714789747First time watching GDQ?
>Charity is for doctors in foreign countries (allegedly)
>Keep pushing "trans rights" and never mention the official charity
They really have zero self awareness
Z for the tranny
Z for trans rights
Z because of the host
trans rights lets goooo!
ORB!
>>714789732i'm going to save all the coco's cocos
>>714789715you're arguing with tranny gdq employees who will kill themselves in a couple of years
can the host shut the fuck up? muh trains rites
>>714789687After Bananza sells 4 million copies on release day, will you continue to say stupid things like this?
>ok so I'm literally just fucking around now
Z
>>714789909Yes, nintendo has the manchild audience.
>>714789850well fuck me, I'll give em that one. Im a cuck for play on words
>game points out how publishers fucked the game up
lol, they'd never try this nowadays
>>714789850Alright, trans mutation
I appreciate this runner can acknowledge the run is a bit of a trainwreck.
How do the couch trannies not find the trans rights shit offensive, I thought the whole point they ARE a woman. Being pegged as a tranny fucking instantly by seemingly dozens of people is not a good look.
>>714789510I'm merely an appreciator of the fluff.
>>714789850Well that ghost clearly was, you can see the rope.
>>714789979I accept your concession
I thought crash was gonna fuck cortex in the ass there
Oh, I forgot...
Coco's cocos!
>do nothing
>game punishes you
WOWWWWWWWWWWW
the hell is that grating voice
>>714789732Man I really want to rub my dingaling on Coco's milk jugs
Don't ban me Janny, i'm talking about video games. I like this run of Crash: Twinsanity, go trans rights yippee
>>714790040I couldn't even tell he was pretending to be a woman until I noticed the pronouns.
>>714790056I recognize those tails
>>714789510cute newfag just now learning /v/ is into cute boys
>>714789609why are people replying to them, he's been posting with his bots for a while now
I liked Twinsanity
Crash of the Titans was fucking abysmal though
>>714789890nta but pointing out the shadiness of GDQ as a company always manages to rile up the obvious GDQ employees lurking here.
It's always the same kind of response ("oh am I supposed to care/be surprised/mad") and similar timing
>>714790092Let me know when a Nintendo game has 21.3 million concurrent players playing at once.
>>714790202>MadnessTelevisionIsn't that the guy that never donated by begged for donation trains constantly?
Yo @Mods I am only doing this because I'm concerned
I've been browsing GDQ threads for 10 years and have never seen moderation like this.
Can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads?
Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?
I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads. Thanks
>>714790040They want to be a woman, but they also want special rights that make them more important than any real woman
>casual speedrun
>it took me 30 minutes
>>714790040>man with lipstick appears on screen>entire chat is wall to wall trans emoticons instantly
>>714790291just stop being transphobic. its not hard.
>>714790040It's their cope because they've realized they'll never be seen as women by actual women. If they're "trans" they can feel normal within their tribe.
200 thousand already for trans rights without borders
holy shit chat lets gooo!
>>714790281yeah, back when they allowed you to check profiles: zero dollars
>>714790202I just checked and this guy must have deleted his account lol
>>714790202What's he up to these days?
>I love evil crash running animation
what even are trannoid rights
>>714788652is this achievable natty
>>714785287Godless nights came soon, huh
>>714789850This chatter Is deeply unhappy and will take their life soon
The dude spamming the "take your meds" shit every 5 mins is apparently 44 year old dude from germany and a former gamemaster at blizzard. Shit literally writes itself
the music in this game is pure ass
>tetris game scheduled
>it's some meme showcase and not grand master shenanigans
why even bother
>>714790484GREETINGS FROM GERMANY! TAKE YOUR MEDS!
>>714790414Well obviously it's...uh...it's...uh...I mean...um..let me get back to you.
>>714790040because they aren't actually trans, just autistic, and autists don't feel shame
>>714790484get the fuck outta my country you weird Kraut
>>714790546This, but cluster B psychopaths.
>>714790223All fake charities like that are the same: their essentially pyramid schemes where all the people at the bottom hustling to climb up the ladder are the most rabidly defensive and territorial, hoping they'll get promoted to taking a bigger piece of the grift.
>>714788368I've never been into shmups but I assume how fast you kill bosses and stuff makes a difference in your completion time, plus they're very execution heavy.
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>intermission after every run
>>714790517compare it to crash 2 (original) music and its enough to make you lose all faith
>>714790520Splatoon sold half as many copies as that Roblox game had concurrent players kek
>>714790384did a donny deleto or was perma'd but either way the profile has been gone since this thread mass reported him however long ago
>>714790591take your meds
>>714790337This is how you know they aren't REALLY counted as "women". The commentators might say she, but that they immediately clock you as trans and post trans emoticons is because they actually categorize you as some third gender, not as female.
>>714790628It's funny how they're slowly moving away from speed running at all
>>714790625The U.N Squadron run was also 1cc, so that's always a tougher feat than just credit feeding the game fast. It's not the hardest shmup, but 1cc still takes practice.
>I thought crash was the name of the game
HAHA
HAHA
where do they even find all the trannies for the couch? do they just walk around the place and ask if they want to sit there and be hecking empowered?
HA HA HA, SO FUNNY CHINKY TRANNY
>>714790628oh so thats where half my donation money is going
>>714790628I want ESA back...
>>714785287>5 tranny runs already/v/ros we still have 6 days left of this shit
>>714788652>anime profile piclike clockwork
>>714790484i honestly believe these worthless subhumans only spam that message as its the only semblance of usefulness and self worth that they are able to get publicly
>>714790738It's speedrunning, there's at least one on every leaderboard.
>>714790738fuck off frog poster
>>714790768i miss stream 2
TRANS RIGHTS DILATE MMMMMMM OPEN WOUND YUMMY YUMMY
Just imagine for one moment a world where the people at GDQ and the people on /v/ all did take their anti-psychotic meds though
>unmute
>cheers for trans rights
How do you people listen to the stream during runs?
>off-hours SGDQ is still 5X peak ESA viewers
How embarrassing, also trans rights
>>714790628I think it's nice of them, giving people with 0 bladder control all the piss breaks they need.
>>714790648I'm talking about the series
>>714790768Spyro's not coming back friend
I can't watch anymore, I'm done
It was never this bad in previous GDQs, wtf happened this year?
>>714790816that's a fish thoughever
why is it always trans right but never trans left
>>714788731the only reason I can imagine the other two spending time with "Kylie" is to improve their chances of getting in
>>714790768the more the years pass the more I appreciate ESA
>>714790812it's a way to feel like you're helping without actually doing anything, but of course if you tell them as much they'll revile you
>>714790868The only reason I don't have meds is because I'm too lazy to go to my doctor to ask for some
>>714790772and thats not even counting all the couch and host trannies
>>714789115I miss her so much anon, she was my first thought too when seeing nina
we lost a rare gem
>>714790910Yeah, all bought by Nintendo manchildren while actual children are still playing Roblox and Fortnite.
>>714790768I didn't think it would be this bad honestly
>>714790930because that usually means they "left" the mortal coil
>Yea this run is good BUT DONATE NOW FOR THE OTHER IT WILL BE BETTER
They're being awfully blatant about wanting more an d more money.
Give it to me straight, how quickly would I die if I took a shot for every trans rights call out
>None of you are real women
>>714790738he was a normal runner for years
>>714791042they usually do
>>714791063It would be extremely painful
>>714791063lmfao you wouldn't last 2 speedruns
>>714791063hospitalized after RCT
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What's a game you like that nobody speedruns?
This has been a pretty decent run so far despite the mistakes. Normal runner, unfortunate they/them on the couch but buffered by another dude beside it.
Gotta say, Almnost every run I cought yesterday, even the run I randomly woke up to at 1 AM, included a tranny. I woke up and turned on the TV to a TRANS ROOOIGHTS dono. A bit disheartening. Don't care which side you're on, they really need to cut the performative shit out. Makes my skin crawl.
I hope you are ready for some more fun. :)
Pretty great run. Really solid.
>>714791063You would have died five minutes into Roller Coaster Tycoon
>>714791063anon you would drowned before your liver could process the alcohol.
>>714790921trump won, trannies are defensive about their life style, so they need approval for their life choices, hence the non stop trans right chants
>>714791116the world ends with you final remix
>>714790738The 'tism to tranny pipeline has been pretty well-domumented. This event is a magnet for autists. These were all once just awkward aspie dudes that speedran games but got corrupted by Sauron somewhere along the way. Pitiable creatures.
RATE yet another tranny run
>>714791240>t. cluster B psychopath
>The runners keep saying how good the soundtrack is
>Even /v/ is posting songs from the soundtrack
>All I hear is shit
Have I become the boomers?
>>714791130Massa Spike with his zesty buck
>this song is a bop
>random noises and a bunch of compressed sound effects
>>714791278Z for obnoxious political posturing
>>714791240is it autism or severe porn addiction?
i didnt forget the skip u missed mr runner. i will be subtracting a letter grade from your score for that
thank you crashchad, I was not worthy...
>>714791318is that poopie?
>>714791084looks exactly the same to me
>>714791278F
Lucky he didn't get a Z considering he used 2 safety saves
>>714791231>the world ends with you based
>final remixwhat the actual fuck is wrong with you
>>714789274>>714790983It sucks; she had a really good art style, and more Crash artfags are always welcome.
Sucks to hear.
>>714791278D
Lots of chokes, boring commentary
>>714791278C
Not necessarily bad but it was a chokefest
>>714791278Z, invalid run
>>714791084Wait, it's that dude? What the fuck
>>714791278C, still came in underestimate despite all that choking
>>714791278C comfy run but too many chokes
>>714791278Z for tranZ rightZ
Oh omg a tranny appeared on GDQ for the 10000th time?!!
>enjoy run
>check /v/
>random melty obsession over dude on the couch
Pathetic.
>>714791278ZZZ holy shit this is fucking crap
>>714790738Losers with little acclimation to affection and positive attention get groomed by trannies into becoming "one of them". Go check out some of these community discords sometime if you can, shit is grim
>>714791353it will be eventually.
>>714791278S for making /v/ seethe
>>714791278C+
Plus for being under estimate.
>>714791231If I had a buddy I'd do a co-op speedrun with him.
I could do solo co-op but I don't hate myself enough for that.
>>714791278D for de chokes
>>714791278A
Runner was alright
>>714791278C. I'm trying to keep a steadier hand and not rate every tranny-adjacent thing a ZZZ anymore but it's so fucking hard not to.
>>714791278B, other than being shit a pretty decent run
>>714791278B fun entertaining run, but save loading soured it a bit
>>714791278B, the runner was chill and there was Cocoposting.
>>714791116Afro Samurai
There's 5 runs total
>>714791278C
>>714791278C for Crash and Coco
>>714791278C, at least the runner was chill and kept his composure through all the chokes
why is this GDQ so fucking bad
>>714791278B
The game was cool.
B. There is little I adore in a marathon run than pulling a trainwreck back from the brink, and he recovered well enough to get underestimate. Dude seemed chill, a shame he was at GDQ
>>714791387i know the ds version is superior, but i cant be fucked to keep one of those anymore. I just play final remix on my PC since i have a secret port
>Shilled not 1 but 2 marathons
He's banned
>>714791447trans rights!! lets spam it NOW
>>714791536Due to the current administration all of this culture war shit is jacked up into overdrive so people feel they need to overcompensate.
>>714791278C
>runner is going to be at ASMGood, that's the only part of this I enjoyed. Chill guy.
>>714791536curse of godless moon
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The fuck was that?
>>714790938kek I was right, they're ditching the troon for the event where it wouldn't help them get in
Vegita's head look biggerl wtf...
>>714791604>shouting out ASMbased
Rubyhart... my beloved...
guys
I heard rubie hart and suddenly became blind
what was on the screen??
>>714791536GDQ has sucked since 2017
i dont even have the audio on and this makes me want to kill myself
I tuned in late. So he didn't even get 100% on his 100% run?
Real shame, but at least he kept it under estimate
i'm just in time for cringe and shilling
WITCH OVER HERE, TURN YOUR FLASHLIGHTS OFF
>>714791278D
Interesting game but points deducted for TRANS RIGHTS spam
i lvkoe trans ppl so muchn sisters? mjahaubdisujfhnjk
They make these funny faces and act like complete spectacles because the alternative is realizing that they just aren't that charismatic.
>>714791743How can you be underestimate on a 100% run when you don't get 100%? Wouldn't underestimate imply completing the run?
this guy on the left of the couch is like every soulless youtube shiller ive ever seen put together
>>714791743Technically he did everything, but he loaded a backup save, where a gem was missing
Spike went from being a chill fun guy to the fakest HOYPest faggot on the planet
I'm surprised there's no Roblox / mobage section
>>714791536I don't see a way for them to tone down the crazy anymore or their own event will be forcibly taken from them, so the only way forward is to double down.
1:30 of the bad halo next
twitchchat can i get a trans rights?? :O
is GDQ millennia core? I am getting millennial fatigue
>>714791851crazy that this manga is still going
damn son why do you have THREE noserings
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>>714791693He looks exactly like thjat mutt meme with his ear poked forward by the headphones like that lmao
>>714791536They still think that biden is president. Kinda surprised they haven't said anything about the deportations.
>>714791873>the bad halo>implying there's only one
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Gaylo 4: Gay on the Floor
>>714791873Bad games have had good runs before, right?
Right?
>>714791760Why can't she ever sit on a couch normally? Always feet up, crossed legs.
It's such a minor fucking thing but it drives me up a wall, it's an attempt to say "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'M DIFFERENT LOOK AT HOW CASUAL I AM".
IT'S INTERMISSION TIME!
Quickly, post THAT webm! You know the one.
>>714791912No
It's skibidi rizz with aura and hype moments.
>>714791760this is what I was greeted with when I turned the stream on just now
>>714791278B+. Easily the best run I've caught at this event so far.
trans rights siters can i get a shoutout to the techcrew? =D
>>714791873Time to play some vidya
>>714791941Sure, but not FPSs
Funny enough, Rubie also has zero eggs left
remember to trans hydrate to the tech crew rights
>>714792052Man those were the days.
girl (?) on the right looks insane
Melo dresses like he presses the random button and only has the rape victim clothing sets
>>714791850Oh ok, that's all fine then. I only heard the couch explaining that the counter was 1% less due to a missed gem
>>714791832Less about the run itself and more about not messing with the time for other slots, though if they're going to run so many skits and talk sessions then maybe it'd be better for him to go over
>No Keiza krew
GDQ is dead
>>714792052Legend, seizing his desires
how can someone speak this enthusiastically about literal nonsense?
>>714792020Maybe some slavjank like havrd has ran, but eh, I'm hard pressed to prove you wrong. The closest I have is Avowed but even then that was only okay
>>714792053Dark Coco's dark cocos!
>>714792134anon stop posting this or I'm gonna cry
>Come to our speedrunning event so you can watch two losers do improv
??????
She is so profoundly unsettling.
>"myself and Adef are trained improvisers"
WE KNOW
I FUCKING HATE THESE THEATRE KIDS
I hekkin' love wholesome trans moments I love trans people so much
>>714785981I went to school with this kid. He's tangential to our friend group
>>714792134do you have the one with the anime frame as well
>>714792204I hear the soundtrack in my head everytime.
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT UP
>>714786087Are you talking about steve? Aka tempest mask
Was he shouting trans rights
>femmes
what the fuck, why can't they say women or girls?
>>714792260First off, I'm sorry.
Second, is he as fucking obnoxious as he has been every single time he has appeared on-stream or in chat?
>>714792270>>714792318I'm so lonely bros.........
where is that dirty goblin-looking dude that shows the prizes every year?
>>714792382That's not trans inclusive.
can you guys stfu and just enjoy the show?
>>714792314Was she at ESA this year???
wait do i understand this right that you are giving a donation to BID on a prize and you arent even buying that prize outright? what prevents them from just saying that you didnt win but saying it to everyone so they never have to send anything out?? couldnt they just very easily scam people out of prizes this way?
>>714792382educate yourself chud
>>714792207God I was fucking obsessed with Morgan when I was a kid, especially with short hair / bob Morgan.
Wowww they're so random and funny! xD
Can I get a "Trans rights!", 4chan?
Did they seriously replace Sent with Rubie Hart? What the fuck is this
>>714792424No, she almost killed it.
>>714792272>you can't have the hecking doggerino in here
>>714792421I will when they shut the fuck up.
>>714792414He's in a better place now
>>714787674CoolMatty tried to buy out ESA, Edenal told him to fuck off. Now, any mention of ESA is banned.
>>714792497yes. and mr goy and shout
>>714792403tell your therapist, loser
You now remember the extremities they went to during the coof year
What the hell lies is this bitch spinning about a painted piece of wood?
The GDQ Buck may be the fakest person to exist
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Just got here
Dissapointing lack of Nina art during the twinsanity run
Why are they so over the topand cringy? This can't be the majority of gamers, these freaks are just filthy imposters.
>>714792450ye
when you're shielded by the veil of charity, you can do anything
>>714792497Sent mostly only does prize stuff now, apparently by his own choice
>plants vs zombies highlights
>>714792539you now remember they prohibited us from going outside and gathering, forced vaccinations on us, closed schools, and nobody was talking about it after it ended
>>714792421enjoy what exactly? theater kids talking?
>>714792569I hope that's you Nina anon
>>714792532No, it was Planks who told him to fuck off.
>people having fun on stream
>4chan sits (like bitter incels) and gets angry at them
Sounds like a lot of jealous friendless losers in here
>>714792589who the fucks plays a pokemon randomizer on a timely schedule? wtf chris, I thought germans were suppose to be on time every time
>>714791536communism in a nutshell
>allies reach leadership positions>allied leadership fired everyone who was not an ally and was only concerned about the work>allied leadership promoted everyone who was a fellow ally into comfy leadership roles that dont do work>all of the allies mutually benefit, as long as no one talks about the total lack of any work that was done>system continues coasting on entropy for a while>at some point the bread runs out
>>714792804they are quite literally paid actors
>>714792804get out tourist
>>714792804>people having fun on streamAre they really? All these people are paid entertainers with theater experience.
>>714792421>be me>never seen GDQ live>see the thread>anons screeching about how terrible and cringe it is and full of trannies>check out the stream>literally just a bunch of nerds nerding out over gameswhat did everyone expect?
>>714792804These people are being paid to be huge fans of every game they've never played, no one is having fun
That Portal radio is pretty neat.
>>714792763Was it? Thanks for correcting, anon.
>>714792804then why are you mad at us instead of enjoying these amazing runs and segments?
>>714792532>Buy outYou're the one that lied and said needed money, he offered you money. Maybe be careful with what you wish for next time, faggot
>>714792856that's how ww2 ended?
>>714792804>funno they aren't they're being paid to entertain you. Its quite literally a show. Except for the runners who DO IT FOR FREE and an attempt to rout some free clout in the process
>>714792856Oh, and don't think you can do any of that work either. Anyone above you will assume you're coming for their position and will have you killed or sent to gulag.
>>714793014The fuck are you talking about schizo?