>pay $50 subscription to access online play
>only way to actually play online is through community run matchmaking on an external service
Why do we accept this?

nobody understand your autistic shit

>>714787698 (OP)
Doesn't Mario kart have Online matchmaking?

because gamers are retarded who will pay $100 bucks for their games and $800 for consoles

Weird I just open online mode and it works for me, maybe your switch is broken

>>714787820
sure, if you want to be forced to drive straight lines all the time.

>>714787826
Sir I paid over 2 grand for my GPU alone. I don't play on 800 dollar baby devices.

>>714787698 (OP)
Considering how Nintendo is against their fanbase, I can see an update where they ban the world map choices from the friendlies.

>>714787820
Yes but none of the tracks are available, just driving from one track to the other which is surprisingly very barren
You'd think that since the entire pitch of the game was the open world there would be some interesting locations to race in, but it's just very long, very wide and straight highways so you kind of just hold A and hope you get lucky with the items when you're close to the end

>$50
it's $20

>>714788229
so you got scammed since a 4090 loses to a 7900xtx in deepseek and rocm ai

>>714788229
>>714788402
doesn't matter, main point is that gamers are retarded
they could literally charge them another $50 bucks for "weekly online maintenance" and they'll still pay it and it doesn't just apply to nintendo fans

>>714787698 (OP)
Because nintendies love eating shit

>>714788402
Chinkseek is already obsolete, just pay for a GPT/Claude subscription like a normal person

Daily reminder the Nintendo Switch is a TOY for CHILDREN

>>714788714
All the marketing for it has adults but alright man

>>714788714
>TOY for CHILDREN
Kids don't have $450 to spend on a console + $70-80 on each game + $50 on a yearly subscription. Kids are playing Roblox, Fortnite and Minecraft.The Switch 2 core demographic is literally 25-40 year olds, and skews on the older side of that range(according to Nintendo themselves)

>>714788890
>>714789083
If that were the case then why do all their games have the aesthetics and theming of a Bluey episode? Adults might still play the games despite this because of the actual game aspect, but if they were the primary audience why would they focus on making the games look like that?

>>714789314
Adults are all over Bluey so you might need to readjust your argument here

>>714788714
Kids deserve to have good videogames, man.
Look at how shit their choices are compared to when you were a kid.

>>714789314
japan likes cute things, it's actually that simple

>>714789658
>Look at how shit their choices are compared to when you were a kid
Nigger when I was a kid an N64 cartridge was like the price of a used car, you needed to be constantly borrowing and renting games. Nowadays if a kid has a phone he can play every single game on every console released up to the PS3/Switch, and even office level desktops have integrated graphics that put them on par with at least a PS4

>>714788659
I will not use your closed weights, censored at source, Israeli corporate model.

>>714789314
Manchildren and nostalgia millennials, along with the older zoomers that psyoped themselves into having nostalgia about games they never played through Youtube video essays.

>>714788331
Intermission tracks are not just straight roads, disingenuous lying faggot, actually play the game

>>714791052

>>714790080
Children aren't emulating, thats the parent that enabled them to do so

>>714791219
I see a lot of turns in the white line (the one that actually represents the map), plus different terrain, rails, interactions with moving vehicles, etc.

I don't know why you drew a retarded red line that looks nothing like that map, but you just disproved your own point, retard.

>>714788229
You’re an unemployed virgin loser using his neet bucks to waste money on computer parts worth thousands, while having the nerve to feel superior over anyone.

imagine the grooming going on there

>>714788714
Children are the ones that constantly need to denounce things as for children. You’re at most 15.

>>714788714
All video games are for children retard

Feels like Nintendo believed intermissions would be fun on paper realized how boring the intermissions ware to play in action but instead of accepting they made a mistake they doubled down on forcing people to play them.

>>714792296
Even my VR games ware i suck Futta Zebra cock?

>>714788331
>Yes but none of the tracks are available
false

>>714792296
>Rapelay is for kids
Fascinating

>>714791219
Mario Kart fans are upset at this? It looks fine

the only difference between a "normal" and "intermission" track is that the sum of angles of turning left and right is 0 for an intermission, and 360 for a track.

>discord tranny

>>714788331
>not liking the open world
Filtered. Stick with 8 trash.

>>714787767
>>714787937
>>714791052
>>714791534
>>714795768
Holy shills

>>714787767
20K do

>>714795768
Based. Can't wait for the next Zelda so we can all see how bad Breath and Tears were.

>>714791534
hey retard take a closer look on that map, you’ll notice the actual track at the end of that line and how small it is comparatively to the intermission. Intermission tracks are straight lines with nothing happening unless you’re a tard that likes staying in the middle of the pack

>>714787698 (OP)
>patch so bad it turned the game into a discord fighter

>>714787698 (OP)
we should send a couple of nukes onto UK because they have neutered communication in online games. remember when we used to have chatboxes? where are they now?

>>714795127
>Mario Kart fans are upset at this?
*snoys, CCP shills and ragebaiters

Nintendo just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase the Switch 2 nor will they purchase Mario Kart World. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Nintendo has alienated an entire market with this move.
Nintendo, publicly apologize and stop random from working like an actual random option or you can kiss your business goodbye.

>>714787698 (OP)
>discord

>Nintendo refuses to let you play the tracks people want to play
>They revolt and organize their own lobbies to play the tracks
Kinda based desu

>>714797069
you will never ever be Japanese

>>714797069
honorary aryan here, all of this is true btw

>>714787698 (OP)
How many kids are getting diddled in there with the Toadette meta's help

>>714788331
Intermissions are more fun to take at a leisurely pace and non comp IMO. I have way more fun with them in single player GP just driving slowly from track to track enjoying the sights and vibe and taking in the scenery and cute stuff they do with the enemies and other elements of Mario platformers. Online they're not so fun because you just bag them and then cut in front at the optimal time. It's a strat that works almost every single time and the alternative is getting fucked so everybody does it.

>>714788714
Reminder that you are a genetic dead-end

>>714787698 (OP)
>$50 subscription
Last time I paid for it, it was $2 for a year on a family plan with random fags from the internet

>>714791219
Been a while since I've seen a self own this bad.

>>714787826
people paid $1200 to own a console with 0 games before

>>714787698 (OP)
it's unacceptable but also foolish to play the worse online mode provided by the company when a relatively easy alternative exists

>>714796407
games got more inputs than your average fighting game now

>>714787698 (OP)
Nintendo is going to remove being able to pick tracks in private lobbies next lol. You WILL play the intermission slop and you WILL like it.

Is trying to paint Nintendo fixing the random option as some petty move to force players to do something the biggest case of game journos being disingenuous faggots yet?

>>714794035
yes

>>714801803
"fixing" the random option by making people play worse tracks they don't like

>>714801803
>players realize one option lets them play the part of the game they want to play
>patch it out of the game
It does seem petty, desu.

>>714801803
nintendo could fix the game into only being singleplayer open world p switch only and you would defend them saying that ACTUALLY DADDY NINTENDO SAID THIS IS GOOD SO THEREFORE WHY WOULD YOU COMPLAIN??

>Shitendo removes a mode that was used for 3 decades as the main way of enjoying mario kart
>little timmy feels sad so he goes into the discord to play 3 laps
>ends up getting groomed and molested by multiple trooncorders
>shitendo ends up being responsible for thousands of kids being diddled because they removed the main way people enjoyed mario kart for 3 decades

good job shitendo

>>714787698 (OP)
>Why do we accept this?
You tell me, you were the one stupid enough to drop $500 on a system with one game from a company that has notoriously been anti-consumer. You could've just modded your Wii and played Mario Kart Wii online, or even just stuck with 8 Deluxe which is still fun, but you didn't, and you have no one to blame but yourself.

wiisnoy mad his vkend thread died lmao
but at least it tried unlike 8snoys (because they are burnt out on 11 years of mk8 but wont admit it)

>>714804109
how does someone who has a switch and plays mk8 a snoy? Has tendies minds broke this hard by PC chads?

>>714804389
Shut up pcsnoy

>>714804451
is the snoy in the room right now?

>>714787698 (OP)
>pay $50 subscription to access online play.
Its 20 tho
>only way to actually play online is through community run matchmaking on an external service
I have never used discord.
Also just play fucking 8D at that point.
MKW knock out is fun and doing the tracks in a 3 lap race kind of points out how "whatever" most of the tracks are

>>714804691

>snesony 64sony cubesony gbasony dsony wiisony 7sony 8sony

>>714802426
>>714802632
>>714802940
They literally fixed random so that it now picks a random track. What do you expect random to do?

>>714804801
kek

this board needs IDs so bad

>fixing the random option is now "anti-consumer"
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is real.

>>714787698 (OP)
only people who bother using discord for mkw are people who are good at the game, so it's worthless if you're not playing regularly (unless you enjoy getting assraped)

Why do tendies eat every turd Nintendo shits out?

mentally ill snoy falseflagging this thread btw

>>714789083
Yes, and Nintendo knows very well that it doesn't have children on its side, which is extremely problematic for it because children today are the consumers of the future.
That's the only reason Nintendo is desperately inserting open worlds into all its games. They're trying to replicate the idea of a truly free and open sandbox in some way, because it's the only thing they can think of to get children's attention back.
They're also making a Roblox clone, which I don't know if it's still in open testing on Switch, but it's another one of Nintendo's attempts to capture Western children at all costs.

>>714804925
maybe...just maybe make the game where you can play online how mario kart was played for 3 decades? Or is the formula now outdated to you now that daddy shitendo said that driving in a straight line for 3 minutes just to play 1 single lap is actually a good thing?

>>714787698 (OP)
Because Nintendofags will put up with and defend literally anything, so Nintendo goes out of its way to punish the fanbase out of pure disrespect.

>>714787698 (OP)
It's better now actually because before you had to do Random tracks, but now you can select any track you want by joining a random lobby, no need to talk no anyone, just put the room code, race, stay or leave and repeat. Youtubers that were crying about the latest update are all shilling the new method so yea, I guess it's fixed now.

schizo paranoid tendies in this thread btw

>force discord trannies to self-segregate out of the general online playerbase
You know at first I was against the intermission tracks but now I see the genius of them

>>714787698 (OP)
On the bright side, I've been playing a lot mire time trials, if they ever give us 3laps I'll be ready to stomp japanese kids and wagies.

>>714805269
Random has always selected from every track in the game though?

Shitendo could turn mainline mario into an FPS and tendies would call you a snoy tryhards just for wanting a 3D platformer

>>714805524
>mainline mario into an FPS
I would play that

>>714805591
because it has the Nintendo logo on it? No shit, and you would call me a snoy for asking for a platformer. We all know the drill

.

>>714792296
>only reference point is tendie games for children therefore all games are for children
retarded favella monkey

Nascar has fried burgers minds.

>>714805679
Not my fault modern community servers in TF2 suck ass. Maybe if you fucking idiots would play more than 2fort, Dustbowl, Hightower, and Upward, people would be willing to join. Lord fucking forbid some of us want to play 5CP or misc. modes or custom maps.

>playing with discord trannies
>who play time trials 24/7 and bag
no thanks, the online isn't "fixed"

>>714805679
tendies would look at this greentext and say that its actually okay for shitendo to remove shit and force them in lobbies how THEY want you to play and call you a snoy for going against this

>>714805674
No because it sounds retarded. I didnt buy a switch 2 either because im not a mentally deficient man child like tendies or (you)

@Nintendo
@Discord
Nintendo doesn't want you playing the game that way. Play it how they have it set up.

>>714804959
I noticed his replies got more unhinged after he accidentally posted the picture proving that intermission tracks weren't straight lines.

why not just split the game into classic and intermissions?

>>714805859
>Maybe if you idiots play base maps for 24/7 like you usually do daily until you want to kill yourself this will somehow fix community servers
wut
>Lord fucking forbid some of us want to play 5CP or misc. modes or custom maps.
then go play them? There are probably community servers for that

>>714804925
>change it so it picks an intermission 80% of the time over actually being random
they broke it

>>714787698 (OP)
>>714796034
20K of 4MILLION MKW players. That's 0.5% of players who are autistic fucking retards.

Checks out when you think about it.

>>714806654
Reading comprehension, dumbfuck. I said play MORE than those maps.
>then go play them? There are probably community servers for that
Not any that aren't fucking dead 24/7. There's plenty of vanilla Arena servers I'd love to play on but that's kinda hard to do when 99% of the playerbase wants to go on Dustbowl and just spam rockets and stickies back and forth at each other for an hour.

>>714806760
10% anon
If the change was as bad as you say then you wouldn't have to lie.

poor kids are getting groomed in there

>>714805303
>but now you can select any track you want by joining a random lobby, no need to talk no anyone, just put the room code, race, stay or leave and repeat
It's always been like this and that's why the discords exist. Nice way to show you didnt play it

>>714795953
You don’t know what that word means.

>>714806313
>nintendo making sensible decisions

>>714806772
DELETE THIS

>>714806815
>10% anon
lol

>>714791052
>>714791534

>>714806313
The intermissions need 24 players and the lobbies are already half or more bots

>>714807115
No fucking way this is real. Has Nintendo really gotten this lazy?

>>714807167
bots are only added in knockout THOUGH

>>714807167
>the lobbies are already half or more bots
that's because nintendo sucks ASS at matchmaking (and anything online related really), the game has more than enough players

>>714797069
>newfags replied seriously to this

>>714805859
goblincock, castaway, zesty, etc. all play those modes

>>714807115
Nice cropped zero-context image faggot. This the build up race to the legendary Rainbow Road. There's an entire fucking cutscene to indicate how big a deal this is, and the race way there only builds the anticipation.

Better luck with your next worthless shit post.

>>714807361
I got banned on castaway for "cheating" because I was playing Sniper and actually hitting my shots. Was told I seemed suspicious because I don't have an avatar set on Steam.

>>714787767
>>714787937
>>714791052
>>714791534
>>714795768
>>714807364

Is this the new macaco cope? Made up issues and lies?

>>714807364
https://youtu.be/pZP0L7Q0cK8?si=QKjb8A9oG-O0oe9l&t=14410
AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714807076
Yeah it is funny how much the internet is overreacting.

>>714807364
Huuuh, no it's an intermission for koopa troopa beach.

>Thank you Nintendo for allowing me to pay $550 to commute to work

>>714807510
>>714787767

I wonder what bad news is about to drop for Sony that set him off this time?

>>714787698 (OP)
>pay $50 subscription to access online play
It's $20 a year.
You are so caught up in trying to manufacture controversy you can't even keep your lies straight

>>714807563
>>714807613
There are no "intermissions". This is just bullshit you made up kek.

>>714807639

>>714807493
was it a new throwaway account? if not then it was retarded

>>714807809
Find a real argument lmao

>>714807751
Of course its the daisy cocksucker kek

>>714807751
idk why you post this every time
item spam isnt fun or the reason people play mario kart

>>714807718
you have to understand, the snoy is just so accustomed to sony raising the price over and over and over that he thinks every other platform does the same

>>714807910
It's the switch 2less troon seething on 4chan.

>>714807751
look at these retarded faggots following the road and not just cutting all the corners out and driving in a straight line using mushrooms which you would have if you bagged at the start.

>>714807992
>item spam isnt fun or the reason people play mario kart

1) it proves how exciting and chaotic these supposedly "straight roads are". 2)You clearly haven't played the game
3) You clearly haven't played any fuckijg Mario game if you think item use isn't a major fundamental part of the gameplay

>>714807895
I miss this game. The laps were super short so the simple tracks made it work better. You had to be fast, you had very little time to catch up and had to literally nearly kill yourself to put yourself in a good position so the slightest misplay made you crash out.

>>714808057
>driving in a straight line using mushrooms which you would have if you bagged at the start.

You haven't played the game. That strategy does not work. Because everyone is doing the same thing.

>>714787698 (OP)
Why doesn't Nintendo just patch it and give people what they want? All everyone is asking for is the standard MK experience that has existed since the N64 era the tracks are already there it's not like the entire thing is 100% open world and they have to do work

>>714807751
this nigga has been seething since the switch 2 dropped

>>714807751
Are you not going to acknowledge that your previous post was false?

>>714808240
Name another mario kart game where you're driving a 1 lap race with people being forced to stop playing because they aren't in a good enough position every 5 minutes.
You can't. That's not mario kart.

Today I saw a review by a guy saying that there is no skill involved, you just wait to get the best items and then win by using them in the right place. But at the same time, all the gameplay footage he showed in the video is him losing even though he was trying to use this strategy.
My question is: is there skill or not? Are the people who win 100% of the races the ones who wait in last place to pick up the best items?

>>714807751
https://youtu.be/wt-70ScHIhY?si=RmI5EdGvTeBAu755
Even Rainbow Road is a straight line
Cope harder bingtendie, 80 dollars btw

>>714808496
people using the archive to laugh at your schizo ass really mindbroke you, eh snoy?

>>714808496
>this nigga has been seething since the switch 2 dropped

The irony.

>>714808613
>n-no u!
I accept your concession

8snoys are mentally ill

>>714808365
>You haven't played the game.
I stopped playing it after the shitty update to get rid of random picking actual tracks because intermission tracks are all samey with very little varity
>That strategy does not work. Because everyone is doing the same thing.
If it didn't work then why else would everyone be doing the same thing?

also
>post webm of a none intermission track which people actually want to play on
you CLEARLY haven't played the game if you're posting this webm to argue your point.

>>714808587
>Even Rainbow Road is a straight line

>>714808678
Wow i didn't realize that switch 2 sales magically made mario kart world not shit!

>>714787698 (OP)
You are a loud minority.
No one cares

>>714808576
>Are the people who win 100% of the races the ones who wait in last place to pick up the best items?
A first place is never guaranteed but bagging will always make you go from last place to the top 5 with very little involvement in the race and without the need to constantly fight in the middle of the pack which is much more prone to getting randomly mario karted.

>>714788331
you have to zoom out the map and select a track, dumb fuck

>>714808823
>no argument
MKW is good
the switch 2 selling millions in a day is completely unconnected to that fact, but it is why snoys like you are seething so much

i hate intermissionsnoys

>>714787698 (OP)
Fuck you shortcat you double nigger
Stop shilling trooncords in your videos and clickbaiting on nintendo's behalf.
Go back to fucking racing and stop yapping about people nooticing you. I don't care about your discord cult of personality

We like shortcat here

>niggertendo fag thinks he's smart

>>714788714
so you don't care how good or bad it is if it's a “toy for children”?

>>714807835
no i just never bothered to set an avatar or edit my profile on steam

>>714808823
>this universally acclaimed game is actually shit!

Who would have thought Nintendo hating schizos would lose their shit. This is all you do everyday lmao 9 days til Donkey Kong

>>714787767
He saw a Youtube video.

>>714799821
Lmao i legit thought image was from >>714791052
>>714791219
Is a fucking self owning retard

>>714808936

>>714796364
>Intermission tracks are straight lines with nothing happening

See >>714807751

So easy to laugh at schizos who have never played it

snoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoysnoy

>>714809230
>hes mindbroken and scrambles to his cope folder

NINTENDO SHUT THE DISCORD DOWN NOW

>>714809156
>donk of war
>literally has all the open world rpg brainrot in it
>he thinks it's gonna be good
smdh

>>714807510
>>714809105
>>714808823
>>714809230
>>714809503

Ersnoypedoric, you got raped and gaped.

>>714809530

Erpedosnoyric, your pedophile ass got raped ;)

>>714809530
[THIS IS WHAT TROPICAL FREEZESNOYS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]

>loses control of the narrative so he starts falseflagging desperately
embarassing

>he's flailing now
kek

>>714809662
See >>714809629

>>714809723
The NDS has rotten his brain so much
all he has to do is not spam easily disproven lies and half the people that shit on him would stop as they wouldn't have to post and set the record straight

Total Eric meltdown

god damn you people need hobbies

>>714809535
>doniggerkey koniggerg kiniggerg of the nigger jungle aka niggertendo of walmart thinks he did something here

>>714810149 (You)
extremely based post

>>714810051
Its why i quit the chans to draw. fuck these people

>>714809530
>this universally acclaimed Nintendo game is shit

You're going to seethe about every Switch 2 game huh?

>>714810229
thx

>>714810303
1snoys are really desperate to keep people on their outdated platform. its honestly hilarious.

>>714810303
it's not even out, how is it universally acclaimed?

>>714799772
You still paid for it like a good goy.

>>714810303
it hasn't released yet faggotron

>>714810303
He'll seethe about every Switch 2 game, and every game that release late on the Switch 1, and anything that releases on the PC, and even playstation games if him turning on astrobot is any indication

>>714810149
>>714810229
>>714810381
Erpedosnoyric, you lost and got gapedraped

>>714810439
>>714810545
Erpedosnoyric, you dilation rape will never be undone ;)

Eric the fat faggot is punching the air rn
I hope you die of a stroke

>>714809230
snoy :)

Yet another bi-hourly MKW seethe thread.

>>714787698 (OP)
>the people complaining about intermission tracks are literal groomcord trannies

>>714811610
please dlete this it hurts the narrative

>>714788714
t. 16 year old big boy who exclusively plays bang bang *kill streak* sloppa

>>714811610
they’re ok in knockout but you don’t seriously prefer them in a gp, be honest

>>714812075
It's fun regardless. MKW isn't supposed to make other Mario Karts irrelevant. It's just doing its own thing. MKW is easily the most balanced Mario kart yet. I know I can play at any time online and have a decent chance of finishing first no matter what. It's easily the most fun game I've played this year on any system.

>>714787698 (OP)
Don't do this Nintendo will brick your console, it's a ToS violation to bypass the official matchmaking and use 3rd party software instead

>>714787698 (OP)
>Why do we accept this?
Because you're a retarded nintendo fanboy that eats up any shit that Nintendo shits out.

>>714805524
Well if Nintendo isn't going to give me Sonic Adventure 3.

>>714812468
BUT I NEED 1ST IN EVERY RACE
MY SHORTCUTS
MY TIME TRIALS
MY OPTIMAL STRATS

>>714805524
Well if Sega isn't going to give me Sonic Adventure 3.

>>714788364
Errrmmm… goy… you’re not supposed to notice that! You’re supposed to be promoting PC and Non-Nintendo consoles like a good goy so they can consoom jewish propaganda more!

>>714812965
if they brick my console, I will return it to the store. I still got my warranty.

Surely the next patch will revert the changes to random

>>714812965
>>714813169
>>714813853

Pedosnoyric, you got rapegaped

>>714808796
>I stopped playing it after the shitty update
sure you did

>>714813882
You're putting way too much faith in Nintendo. At their core they're still the same slow, bureaucratic dense company as they were. They just caught up with the rest of the industry when it comes to modern cancer like open world slop or paid online.

>HURR HURR MOVE ON SMELLY FAGS ONLY LOSERS PLAY WITHOUT ITEMS PLAY HOW SAKURAI AND NINTENDO INTENDED
>wait why is nintendo not letting me play how I want WTF FUCK NINTENDO I HATE NINTENDO
apologize

>>714813882
lol lmao even

>>714787698 (OP)
>OP is a discord cuck
LMAO

>>714814270
>>714814420
>>714814467

See >>714813927

>>714807751
>feeling kind of tempted to pick up MKW since I actually enjoyed the open world shit in roadtrip as a kid and wouldn't mind playing a casual racer
>see this
>remember why I haven't played a mario kart game since the wii
Forgot how annoying this shit can be to play.
Nothing more frustrating than slowing to a crawl as you get shit on for 15 seconds straight while the spastics that were lagging behind you the entire race zoom past. I feel angry just watching it.

Why do Nintendo people not know the difference between a party game and a competitive game? I like MKW but what the fuck, this is retarded. I don't mind doing the room codes to play with you guys on the weekend but there's no point in doing it otherwise. You don't need everything to have a competitive and "fair" ruleset, sometimes shit can just be fun.

t. 8.4K VR shitter, as far as I got before DS2 came out and took me away.

>>714814593
thats what mario kart is about faggot

>>714806313
Because then players could play the game they way they want to and not the way nintendo wants

>>714815224
You got dilation raped, pedosnoyric

>>714808496
He was seething from the day of the reveal

>>714814727
I just like playing on well designed course that the developers put a lot of thought into. Being upset by this choice has nothing to do with being competitive. If you did want to claim that playing the regular courses in MKW is competitive, that would mean you would also have to consider the previous Mario Karts competitive games rather than party games, which is clearly not true.

>>714815535
>9 years of sony being pulverized by the switch
>the snoy seethes every day
>9 more years of sony being pulverized by the switch 2
>the snoy has been hitting new lows of schizo meltdown after less than 1 month
Its going to be a fun generation

>>714787698 (OP)
REDDIT SAAAARS WHY DO WE ACCEPT THIS REDDIT SAAARS?

>>714816173
*BRAAAAAP*
WAHHHH WHY WONT NINTENDO DIE WAAAAHHH
*BRAAAAAAAAP*

>>714787698 (OP)
>Only 5k online
Daed Gaem.
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Ratio’d

>>714816770
Epedosnoyric, that snoytranny pedocope flopped.

>>714810310
no problemo

>>714819243
Ericpedo, page 10 bumping won't save your tranny ass ;)

>>714812468
The thing is, intermissions are totally fine in Knockout mode. Its a mode that forces you to be at the front of the pack at all times. But they suck balls otherwise since the literal best strategy is to hang back and roll for good items to use in the singular lap on the real track.
I just don't get it. It's comparable to using normal maps for battle mode instead of those tailored for them.

>>714787698 (OP)
Because you bought it anyway, and you'll continue to pay for an online subscription anyway.

>>714821768
I accept your tr@nnycession, Eric