Thread 714799641

>>714799964
>jorkin it on the toilet
Dont do this

>>714800250
why tho?

>>714800250
Why?

>>714800529
>>714800540
mustard gas

>>714799641 (OP)
female cloaking device

>>714800529
>>714800540
Hemorrhoids

>>714801083
more like autistic presence

>>714801083
>t.

>>714799641 (OP)
you are a confirmed bachelor alright

>>714801083
More like nerd rage...

>>714801512
btw i'm straight

>>714802372
Well confirmed bachelor is more written like something an incel would say rather than a faggot tbqh

>>714799964
>your sexual exploits have been... well, two dimensional
okkk got me good

>>714800529
You're fapping it on a toilet that other mens' butts have probably touched which is gay. If you're fapping while your butt is indirectly touching another man's butt then you're a fag.

>>714800540
That's how Gigi Cestone went.

>>714799964
Is this the only time bare tits have been shown in the fallout franchise?

>>714803507
Based yummy connoisseur!

>>714803092
Who the hell faps while sitting on a toilet? You stand and fap into the toilet for easy cleanup. It's so efficient you can do it anywhere, even public restrooms!

>>714803598
im pretty sure. Todd & Emil kiddified the games

>>714804302
>worrying about cleanup in a public restroom
Only cucks worry about cleanup if they're fapping in a public restroom. If I'm fapping in a public restroom I'm going to shoot my load all over the side of the bathroom stall, the floor, and all over the toilet seat. I take pleasure in knowing some minimum wage janny, probably a spic, is going to have to clean up all my cum and they're probably going to get the ever living shit chewed out of them if they don't clean it before some poor bastard gets his day ruined by accidentally sitting on a cum stained toilet

>>714802106
the ol 0 to hero that gives like 30 trait points

>>714805354
I got someone like you arrested once
That was a funny day

>>714803598
Do you guys jerk off with your right or left hand?

>>714799964
Same shit

>>714799641 (OP)
Hiding a knife behind your back skill? Seems really specific.

>>714802106
They're faggots for cutting out the obese and underweight traits. Now it's "fast metabolism" and "slow metabolism" that come with their corresponding weights as if landwhales were doomed by genetics or something.

>>714808582
I like the fat metabolism trait because it means you will have to worry about calories less.
Fat metabolism + peckish eater means you need to eat less and your food supplies last longer and getting food is th main challenge of the game, as water is trivial and food and water is all you need to survive.

>>714808220
no it's that I get special sexual dialogue with women and I deal 10+ more damage to them as well

>>714808582
it's partially true it's a dice roll for genetics to get fatter or skinnier based on your metabolism but it is still 70% your diet and lifestyle

>360noscopes u
nothing personnel

>>714801512
this and lady killer w wild wasteland

to be the bisexual schizo courier

Literally me I'm retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9zEmrdobl8

>>714799964
fippy bippy

>>714803092
what about just doing it on your own toilet

im gonna start a new fnv game, roll:
0 give me special stats
1-3 give me the traits
4-6 decide character sex
7-8 name character

Im 80 years old, Im gonna eat that pussy

I heard another guy jerking his weiner in my freshman year of highschool. I told my friend at the time and he told his buddies. They sent him to the ER by jumping him after school, I think the kid lost part of his vision from brain trauma.

>not a man of shad post
you dissapoint me /v/

>>714799641 (OP)
This, plus Awareness and Better Crits. Maybe Silent Runner, too. I tend to ‘sneak up’ on others without them realising.
Didn’t know I’d be a Perception Build despite being Myopic.

>>714806062
Both
>>714799964
Fpbp

>>714799964
I was going to post this.

>>714806062
Left for multi tasking, right for when I dont have anything else to do.

>>714799641 (OP)
Is there a perk for Chronic Diarrhea?

>>714803598
Never really thought about it but jacking it to porn featuring people who are more than likely dead seems really ghastly.

>>714808582
wasn't picking obese like that just cheating?