Orbs Edition.
Now: Halo 4
Next: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Later: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor
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>>714799764this shit never loads for me for some reason
>>714799632Funniest part of the event by far, they baited most of /v/ with a beloved game and then pulled the switch off out of nowhere.
Even Worms Armageddon doing it didn't get that big of reaction.
MIG!
it's good to be back<3
I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HALO 4 CORTANA
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I mig.
>>714799771 (OP) sex with rogue AIs
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miggered
>>714799771 (OP)Hope this runner doesnt get banned like the other one!
>>714800016Have you heard the latest?
You're the greatest.
You're not getting in here before you say trans rights
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I HATE MIGGERS
>>714800016Based, we're all special
>they/them
>it's just some guy
>>714800046is that the Basic Lee fella?
No more migs left in man.
And end to all migs.
>>714800016you son of a bitch!
>>714800204WE WUZ FORERUNNERS in Halo
Literally. All 343 lore is ignored
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>the daily recap
>the checkpoint
why are there 2 of these hours apart
wow I cannot wait to hear them talk about how amazing the previous runs were again (with no specifics cause they didnt watch)
and how excited they are for the upcoming runs!
>>714800016still listen to it to this day
is legendary in this a lot easier than other halos?
>>714800214I want to execute this disgusting dogfucker.
Aside from the QTE this was a great finale
New thread landing successful
>>714800214This webm just keeps escalating.
>>714800365Nah. Halo 3 is the easiest, then ODST.
Halo 4 is arguably harder than CE too.
>>714800335They're probably not getting enough leftist approved runners. So they have to fill out a couple of hours with this shit.
>>714800214imagine the smell
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>multiple Cortanas
>>714800365No, if anything it's worse. Promethean Knights are overtuned like Sniper Jackals, even if they're not oneshotting you.
>multiple Cortanas to have secks with
AWOOGA
Halo 4's ending is pretty good despite a lot of the issues with the game
>>714800436I remember 2 being a pain in the ass
are the halo games worth for the singleplayer? dirt cheap right now on steam
never played halo, are we supposed to save cortana or kill her
Reminder despite what 343 wants you to believe, AI Rampancy in Halo is when an AI gets old and is unable to process all the information they receive and get too much and basically they're useless
This "ARGH I AM VIRUS AND CRAZY" is 343
>>714800512Halo 2 Legendary is notorious for being barely playtested.
Those Jackal snipers are ridiculous.
how does it feel to get hit with an incin cannon
>>714800576I mean if you never played them and their dirt cheap might be worth for a couple days of fucking around
>>714800576It's hard to say objectively because I have such a nostalgia-boner for it, but yes.
>>714800608She is dying in the game already, she's trying to save the day before the end
>>714800570They had so many sponsors two years ago.
>>714800576Absolutely, Halo 1-3 have amazing campaigns and even ODST and Reach
And I know you're only interested in single player but please try out the multiplayer. It's some of the most fun you could ever have in a video game
>>714800576MCC? Sure.
Infinite? Not really.
They only need 5000? I'll go ahead and throw a few thousands at them under anonymous with no comment attached. I'll tell my real friends to do the same.
Holy fuck the first actually decent run of the event
Ah yes I LOVE when the final boss is a QTE
How far Halo has fallen ...
>>714800756dont forget to make your place of work match your donations
and that you can put charities in your will
You have finally defeated....that guy!
>>714800829>>714800828>>714800824>>714800794B
I predict runner will transition in a few years
>>714800794 C for Cortana
damn baby that's underestimate for once
>>714800794A
Underestimate and very comfy runner and couch
>>714800794B for Boobs of Cortana
>>714800824>>714800828>>714800829B
Good Halo run of a bad Halo game.
You fucking (You) whores.
>Halo 1's finale: Awesome boss fight and warthog run
>Halo 2's finale: Awesome final level and then boss fight
>Halo 3's finale: Awesome boss fight and warthog run
>Halo 4's finale: "Press LT to Plant Grenade"
>>714800824>>714800828>>714800829Z. No mercy for crowd ORB enablers.
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>>714800794I'm doin' him an A
>boss is a qteI even failed it the first time because it was the one thing I didn't expect to happen.
>>714800794>>714800824>>714800828>>714800829B
>>714800829>>714800828>>714800824A.
It's a Legendary Halo run. That's worth respecting on its own. What's more, 4 actually had a lot of nice challenges, cool tricks and close shaves. I really enjoyed that
>>714800824>>714800828>>714800829D-
You'll need to mute whenever donations come up.
>>714800906Guilty Spark is not an awesome boss fight you disingenuous cuck
>>714800893I unmark my posts, actually. I just wanna post Unicorn Overlord girls.
>>714800824>>714800828>>714800829A
Lame game, but the run was good.
Good couch commentary too.
how many women were spotted so far?
wow, did not know spike was a rapist
Holy fuck the whiplash going to this garbage.
Oh fuck no, this is awful.
closed the stream
ping me when the run starts
Oh fuck yeah gotta catch that Thursday run Reach is awesome
>>714800986It's probably better muted, though, I'll say that
>>714800928It's ok, 343 skipped it themselves in the sequel anyway.
>>714800906Halo 2's finale is pretty bullshit, don't be silly.
Tourist passing by. Are these announcers getting paid or do they volunteer?
LMAO
Who are all these fruity faggots?
>>714800794A. Solid run. I enjoyed it even though I've never played any Halo game.
please go to the video games. wtf is this shit?
I will donate $25 with a trans rights message for every transphobic comment itt
I fucking hate Brutalmelo.
Zesty-ass nigga
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Don't let the cringe on screen distract you from the fact that the Donkey Konga games were made by (most of) the people at Namco working on the PS2 Taiko no Tatsujin games, including the localized one
>>714801004>Thought I meant Guilty cuckThe Flood you fight up to the control room is an awesome boss fight
>>714801141Paid by MSF aka Doctors Without Borders
wake me when run starts and this shit is over
>>714801165I have to mute each intermission
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>go from sexy Cortana pics and a competent speedrun to two jackanapes attempting to rap
>The difference in responses between this thread and the Twitch chat
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ESA
https://catbox.moe/c/ggts10
https://catbox.moe/c/tr1yro
https://catbox.moe/c/amwz0j
https://catbox.moe/c/1v6asc
GDQ
https://catbox.moe/c/mh59h5
https://catbox.moe/c/qi6l91
https://catbox.moe/c/wjlahx
Other Events
https://catbox.moe/c/3ad6ar
Not even muting this shit, just closing the tab so they lose my view.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
If you're out there, Pete, come and kill me!
?? what is this? video game???
>How-To-Bongos with Nigger skulls by Spikegeta ft. Melo
How the fuck did he get away with it?
>>714801057I wonder how many lolcow hunters here also frequent the FGC. That place is so much worse than GDQ but yet it's under your radars
>>714801141They are all paid. GDQ is a for-profit business hired by charities. That's why they care about milking you for money more than they do letting you enjoy a good run
why does everything need to be an attention whoring contest with these fags
You can still see the fucking beard kek
>>714801295All you need do is ask.
Does anyone know how good/bad the MGS3 crew is? Any trannoids or other cringelords?
>>714801317why did he feel the need to tell the world that?
LEOOOON
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AUUUUUUUUUHHH RELEASE ME FROM THIS REHEARSED RHYMED RENDING OF MY AURAL FACULTIES
Took a shit. Anything cool in the last 2 hours?
I mean, its the cringekino we're all about here.
>>714801317stivity the legend
>>714801317he really thought GDQ was going to be the Olympic Village
>>714801456i think this is more emphasis on the CRINGE than the kino
I wish pain and suffering for all these people
>>714801474Mario is dead.
>not even playing the game
I wouldn't even be against this if they had the game running to demonstrate it.
>>714801460at ESA they'd have eminem somehow, not the three stooges
>>714801317Always be prepared. Murphy's law.
>you blow?
>*Immediate silence*
Oof the sponsors aren't gonna like that kek
Any good runs so far? Any runs to look forward to?
Or its tranny shitshow like always?
>>714801456best cringekino is when it's unintended
>>714801529Lucky bastard.
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>>714801523People who have finally discovered themselves and are free? not enough
>>714801456as one anon posted just few posts earlier
this is quite potent
where are their prounouns I'm literally shaking right now
>>714801456it's just cringe anon, sorry
Where the Elite women at?
What kinda salary do they pay Spike?
Is this a male or female(fake)?
>>714801495Nerd togethers can be if you're connected and good looking enough.
>>714801584what is with the teeth shots that make them look so awful?
was the Indiana Jones run good?
>>714797897Sanpaku eyes and unnatural affect.
>>714801456Cringekino makes me laugh, not wish I had never been born to spare me existing in a world that would allow this to happen.
>>714801654Your personal taste
>grow out hair
>you are now a woman
H2 Cortana> H3 Cortana> H4 Cortana> The Weapon> CE Cortana>>>>>>>>> H5 Cortana
>>714801697and the five o clock shadow?
>>714801685no there is something wrong with her.
>>714801664Boring commentary but ok run
>>714801716>>714801720MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Why doesnt the negroid know how bongos work?
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>>714801550I'm doin' him a Z
>>714801716>>714801720what did they mean by this
>>714801732No long hair is all that you need according to trannies.
>thiswholetangentonscreen
>>714801456It doesn't count when they're trying this hard. Cringekino is only when it's (mostly) unintentional. This is just cringe retardation
The theater kid shit gets worse every time.
LMAOOOOO
WHAT WAS THAT EDIT OF THE HANDS
Is one of us working behind the scenes?
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>>714801716>>714801720>/v/ is not an echo chamber
>>714801646>Nerd togethers>good looking enoughwell that eliminated 99% of the people who attend these type of events.
>>714801697So what are all the maga Karen hair cuts out there?
>>714801730H3 is too scrawny. If you're gonna do thin, then at least do cutesy waif like CE. Otherwise make the woman look like a woman.
>>714801550i can't stand that fatso
one of the few old guard fags that i always found cringe
>>714801716>>714801720How does one learn this power?
if you're gonna write a script for these bits, please at least write decent jokes...
When the fuck is the mgs3 run
>>714801402gdq is a trans event chud. go away if you don't like it
>>714801456No, this is just attention whoring.
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>>714801847>Is one of us working behind the scenes?We've known for some years that an anon works on tech there, though they're at least smart enough to not let on who they are.
YETEE WITH A 4000 DOLLAR DONATION INCOMING
>>714801926hold up we have to watch theater kids embarrass themselves first
>>714801847fuck I missed it
I've never been so happy for the twitch ad reel
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>>714801828Why is "long hair" feminine, from a biological standpoint? Is it not entirely cultural?
>>714801926Cancelled, they're setting up for a Donkey Konga run now after the positive reception to their shitty bit
>4k away from MGS goal
HEY Y'ALL, YETEE HERE
>>714801882H3 is full on mommy
>>714801847What was this?
This BITCH is wearing perfume
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>>7148019011. Own a computer and a phone.
2. Have same or similar images ready on both devices.
3. Ready posts on both devices and post them at the same time or a maximum of few seconds apart.
4. Rake in the (You)s.
I've done it a few times in the past and /v/ is still none the wiser.
>intend to maybe watch donkey
>trans
nope
>>714801325>That place is so much worse than GDQ but yet it's under your radarsThat's hard to believe.
>>714801828long hair thats also poorly taken care of. here's a short checklist
>greasy>unkempt>more frayed and split ends than healthy hair>dyed a washed out shade of purple to kill the folicles and roots>untreated with any kind of conditioner or product
>if we just stall we'll get the incentive
works everytime
wow they made the incentive! just in time!
>>714802065 (Me)
God it's so fucking obvious
>>714802228nigger looks like the pot of greed
>packing goods like it's a speedrun
is yeti a fucking sweatshop???
>gdq donates to gdq
its that easy
>>714802261I can't believe it
Hey y'all, Scott-er, Yetee here
more like Snake Beater amirite
>>714802228>upgrade to invisible enemies and bossesah a fresh meme
>>714802083Her? Not the wide hips and thighs of H4?
>>714802291I always assume anyone who makes money off clothing is running a sweatshop or just buying from sweatshops desu
>sponsored by red bull
kek
>>714802046Almost everything about gender is entirely cultural. Most trans seem to care much more about being treated how their preferred gender is treated in their culture, than anything physical and biological
Red Bull is slop. White Monster is too though, the sodium will kill you before the heart attack with those.
DON'T DRINK LIQUID JEW ANONS
DON'T DRINK RED BULL
imagine drinking red bull unironically lol
Wonder if there's anyone in that hall shitposting ITT
>>714802373Did my adblock break or was it like that for everyone?
I have a can of red bull that's been sitting in my fridge for months. Should I drink it anons?
>>714802383but its not even salty
>>714802279>>714802065It is how these events operate, GDQ gets a huge sum of money from Yetee before it even begins and they dish it out to themselves as they feel it's needed, usually when some incentive that matters is about to fail.
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>>714802404How does one drink Red Bull ironically?
>>714802383Where does Celsius rank?
>>714802317I just think H3 Cortana is more attractive
Shame she's also the most annoying part of Halo 3....
>>714802046Because the general population associates long hair with women. That's not to say men can't also have long hair but public perception sees it as normal for ladies. That's all there is to it. It's the same reason that all these troons also dress like they raided their mom/grandmother's closets. If something is related to a woman that's all the effort they'll put into it.
>blue prince
>elder scrolls remaster
>halo reach coop
>monster hunter wilds lockout kino
>all at 1am or later
Why the fuck do they put new and interesting runs so fucking late? Instead they have trannies running 5 hours of Pokémon in prime time slot
>subscribe to avoid ads
>still get ads
>subscribe to chat
>get banned for whatever reason the mods decide that day
>subscribe to support charity
>let it go man, enjoy the runs
What would drive a person to actually subscribe to GDQ's twitch channel?
MGS3 is the best MGS game
>>714802448embedded ad. the future of all online streaming
>>714802374Well maybe they should consider WHY long hair is considered feminine and what ELSE is considered feminine. Like say...not having a five o clock shadow.
>>714802389>>714802404Blueberry red bull is good
>>714802383For me it's the non carbonated ones. Slightly less artificial tasting imo
Stay hydrated (with Red Bull!)
>>714802548freaky ghost bed
We can’t have normal speedruns anymore at GDQ. Always has to be some meme shit.
Please let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be good
>>714802540That's not MGS1
>>714802529I wish people would stop scheduling everything for yanks so the rest of the world has to watch good shit at 3am
What was your first GDQ, anon?
Also I wish this was just unmodded MGS3
>>714802537no real reason to use GDQ as a middleman unless you fall for the incentives meme
>>714802637>What was your first GDQ, anon?This is my first GDQ
If this run goes to shit I'm giving up on the event
>>714802637First one was 2014 but I didn't start watching regularly till a few years back
>>714802621as a european with a job i basically dont watch till friday after work. miss being a neet man
>>714802518Yeah but they also associate carefully kept and and styled hair with women. Not just uncut hair that's lank and unwashed.
>>714802558for me its monster pacific punch
Oh it’s like the meme song. That song is actually really good though, Duran Duran is great.
>invisible enemies
>invisible bosses
>european extreme
A GOOD RUN?!
>>7148026372018 but I used to watch re4 speed runs back in the earliest days of YouTube, just didt know gdq existed till 2018
>>714802692greetings from germany
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>couch doesn't know shit about the game
>meme modded game
>>714802637First one they broadcasted, I'm old.
And yeah it's kind of a cool run but if enemies are invisible it's hard for people to tell what's going on
>>714802768i think we need the announcer to keep interrupting them to beg for donations
This is wildly impressive what the fuck is this an actual speedrun
>>7148026372013. religiously watched till 2023 which is when i stopped getting welfare and had to get a job lol
>>714802661no real reason to donate to MSF either if we're gonna be honest. genuinely terrible charity that renders aid to the subhumanest of the subhuman and ships them over to european countries
if you wanna donate to a charity go donate to st. judes or some shit
This sounds like it's going to be really dumb.
>>714802515Just questioning the use of "mommy" when H4 looks as fertile as she does
>>7148026372014 though I saw clips from 2013 be
>>714802637My first one was the one where "can you stop?" happened. Don't remember which year that was.
>>714802768>Couch hasn't ruined it yet>Host's voice isn't TOO annoying>No ORB or HOYP cancer from the crowd (hopefully)Maybe it's the one
DO YA GET IT??? THEY'RE INVISIBLE!!!
>>714802840>and ships them over to european countriesThe people donating want that though
None of those donos were funny. Why do they fake laugh anyway
>>714802840based
donating now
>>714802637AGDQ 2022
I'm a late comer. I was borderline out of gaming for a few years before that before getting back into it.
>>714802754Anon trannies do the bare minimum when it comes to passing. It's not hard to understand. Long hair+feminine clothes=woman to them. That's it.
post THAT webm. you know the one
>>714802768>>714802894Just wait till they put on the trans camo
overestimatedbros, how are we feeling about this run?
>>714802809the wheels keep on turning,,,
Will I ruin this game for myself if I watch this run without having played it?
Death stranding 2 was so bad it retroactively ruined every mgs game for me. Was my fav series before, also loved ds1 and have been a life long Kojima defender but he's a fucking hack and mgs are good in spite of him it turns out
Hydrate, everybody! I'm so good to tell you health tips, hydrate for your health!
...with Red Bull! It's perfect for hydratng!
mgs3 is one of the most soulful games ever
I spent so much time doing weird shit like drowning guards in mud, pushing them into electric fences, throwing poisonous animals at them
it's the perfect game for torturing enemies
invisible is just perfect camo index
How do we know if the guards are even there?
>>714803004just drank 1 redbull :)
>>714802942Damn that's interesting, how has the event been to you as someone who started at arguably it's low point?
>Looking like 2 decent runs in a row
We're finally out of the Godless day
>mod actually removes all enemies
>pretend you just never got caught
Clever trick to make your run look impressive
>>7148026372016, it also happened that I had to start from the best one of theirs yet
>>714802637I watched 2014, but got my yetee shirt the next year and every year after.
I hate that Konami is remaking MGS3. It doesn't need one
>>714802995Eh, they're skipping all the story stuff. It's up to you honestly.
>>714802995It's a movie and they skip the movie part. You'll ruin nothing.
>>714803002DS2 is literally DS1 and both are awful games.
>>714802894ApacheSmash had some good runs in the past and there is a bio-fem on the couch from the looks of it. This incentive is strange though. Not being able to see the enemies does not make the run more entertaining
Order of Ecclesia?
More like...... ORDER OF EQUESTRIA LMFAO
>>714802637I can't remember for certain, but feel like it was around 2015 or 16.
>do you think love can bloom on the battlefield
its usually called rape, kojima
>>714802995has a run ever ruined your experience for something?
>>714803083no game needs a remake man, just make a new game
>>714802962Oh fuck me they will definetly do that wont they
>>714802995>he hasn't played Snake Eater
>>7148026372012. I'm old as fuck, and my life has barely changed since then.
How many trannies have been clocked so far at this here SGDQ 2025?
>>714803164>just make a new gameThat takes effort
>>714803084>>714803083>skip all story>streamer poorly tells it anyways>>714802995will you risk it anon?
>make enemies invisible to look cool
>audience can't see the enemies so it doesn't look impressive
>>714803025Back when I was a stoner in high school, my friend and I would spend weekends at his house taking turns playing on EE.
>>714803238they have the money
>>714802995Go play it first, dumbass.
>>714802951Real transgender people, that is to say people with actual gender dysmorphia, a very rare thing, put absolutely everything into passing, and that doesn't include dressing like an anime girl, or dressing like grandma, or doing all that weird shit the ones at these events do where they dress like a teenage girl on Tumblr circa 2010. They just dress like women. And act like women.
These clowns just wearing a skirt to get off are a joke.
>>714802870I think this was my first one too but I missed this run
>>714802637whenever the first ones from essentia's basement were
via threads on /v/, of course
This mod is stupid for exibition, it looks like he's playing a game with no enemies.
>>714802529Just be glad it's not fucking Kiezaron running Pokemon again.
how did all of you even stumble on gdq in 2013? seems like the most common starting point for people here
If you haven't played MGS3 this just looks like a walking simulator. Invisible enemies seems dumb.
>>7148026372015. I was aware of it 2011, but i really fucking hated streamers and let's players at that time.
>>714802637SGDQ 2014.
I know because I saw the "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" live.
>>714802995stop watching and go get your foxhound rank RIGHT NOW
>>714801317Who's the grill?
>>714803221around 15 so far which is vastly more than ESA had the entire week
OH Now I see why they were shilling the bongos. That run is going to be a shitshow for these threads.
>>714803171There are some plot points they might spoil so it's up to you.
In fact you could start it up and play MGS3 RIGHT NOW
>>714802637>first watchedAGDQ 2013
>first attendedSGDQ 2013
>>714803062i maded this :))
>>714803056>submit indie game nobody has played>nobody will ever find out what you did because nobody has played the game and your run will be so boring that nobody will be inspired to play it
>>714803259I think I played that mode once and got my shit pushed in
you either die a hero or live long enough to be part of GDQ staff
>>714803002Really? I haven't play it yet but what makes DS2 bad compared with the first one? Everything i heard about the new one is nothing but praises
>>7148026372014 was the first one I watched live.
>>714803276Remakes/Remasters are guaranteed money. After Oblivion Remaster I wouldn't be surprised if we got Morrowind before ES6
>>714803340Wow, and it's barely the second day. Anyone keeping a list of names so I know who to avoid in the future?
>>714803254my thoughts exactly
>>714803334Whoa... he's fast.
>>714803356Thanks for your service, man.
How many of you were here for that moment
>>714803306That's the year it really kicked off into mainstream
>>714803195Trans rights!
>>714803317>walking simulatortrue kojima game
>>714803254This is where I'm at with this run. I'm sure this is very impressive and the commentary is carrying it, but I'm... uh...
Are they going to sing this time too?
I used to watch these "speedrun" marathons before GDQ even existed but I cannot for the life of me remember the name. They were more themed, like FF only marathon, Zelda marathon etc.
>>714803449please spoiler this next time
>>714803306It was the highest viewed stream on Twitch and all of the big streamers at the time were talking about it
>>714802995I'd say yes but not because of the story
>>714803287The ones at these events are all literal autists and do it to fit in. That or they have autogynephilia. Or both most likely.
>>714802958I've had this one saved all year
>>714803205>>714803328>>714803353I can’t, i’m stuck in a hospital sharing a room with some old dementia patient who keeps shitting himself
Also havent played mgs2 too
>>714803306Everyone was spamming memes constantly here.
>>714803404>Remakes/Remasters are guaranteed moneytrue, but they're just killing retro games while creating literally nothing
whatever gaming is dead anyway
>>714803062Legendary run
The crew was fuming on twitter that whole run kek
>>714802637I started my folder january 2022, but I think I casually watched a couple runs before then
>>714803446no worries i just like shitposting
>>714803561This was bizarre, I forgot about this.
>>714803083>I hate that Konami is remaking MGS3. It doesn't need oneBut anon, how will zoomers make essayslop videos without an accessible remake?!
>>714802637I started watching with SGDQ in 2012. I used to be glued to the screen for the whole week but starting watching more sporadically around 2017-18. Now I just like to peek in from time to time and watch with /v/
I still attend the event a lot though, I'm there right now
>>714803512Speedrunning itself was also significantly bigger (relatively) at the time on Twitch.
>all top euro speedrunners went to agdq instead of esa
Europe has fallen
On, right it's this invisible enemy shit, he did this exact fucking run at UKSG two months back, some bosses and stuff don't have the invisible shit working right.
I never played MGS, they can tell me literally anything is impressive and I need to take it at face value.
This stinks.
>>714803656How is the tranny situation on site?
>pain is invisible
>but the bees aren't
heh
>>714803703Shits expensive, can't be going to both
>>714803679damn thats kinda obnoxious
>>714802637GDQ 2012 but AGDQ 2013 is when I got hooked. I actually watched the marathon every waking hour of the day, I was super hooked.
>>71480263716, just as it went to piss. I wanted to see what the hubbub was but all I saw was a band of lolcows. It took you faggots convincing me to see ESA and other marathons to give speedrunning a chance. I'm glad I did
>>714803679the ad that killed a studio
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>>714803306blueglass (artist formerly known as YSG for Yellow Shirt Guy) became a big meme during AGDQ 2012
>>714803306threads here
i was home from college and basically glued to my dad's couch just absorbing every second of the event while hanging out on IRC
>>714803795I wanna fuck a tranny, should I go?
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>>714803679What the fuck is this
>>714803043The threads are fun, they're the real draw. Even at a mediocre marathon there's usually some memorable moments, good or bad. Memories are all these kind of events are really good for so that's enough for me. I do wish I'd seen some earlier ones live, to see some of these famous moments as they happened rather than catching up with them later. Your Tomba 2s and the like. I did see the Mario Sunshine run at SGDQ 2022 live, that was fun to actually see a famous cringe moment in real time.
>>714803727for every unconvincing tranny you see on stream, there are ten even more ridiculous looking people who you don't see. We're talking fully bald dudes in dresses, lots of weird granny skirts paired with striped thigh highs, etc
>>714803306vidya events were few and everyone knew about it, the internet was just on a smaller scale back then
>>714803803oops meant 2013, that's when it was right?
>Can pacify/sedate bosses with their stamina bar
>They die anyway
>>714803803what happened to him?
>>714803837Probably better off with dating apps
>>7148026372013 during some earthbound run
fk take me back pls
what year was "can you stop" lady? is she still at gdq?
>>714802995MGS's real fun is in playing it for yourself and working through stuff on your own, finding all the little tricks and details. Plus they're skipping the story in this run which is extensive, as you'd expect.
>>714803965agdq 2013
don't know but she stuck around for a long time
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>yes I am unemployed
>but I just had to give coolmatty 5 dollars
>and I still have amazon prime, love you bezos
>>714803306Clips from agdq were super big on YT around those years
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>>714803869Do you think Game And Shout got aroused during this?
Meanwhile
>>714802995I'm on the same boat as you anon, I've only played the MSX games a few months back, I guess I'll just start MSG today
>>714804020the minecraft bee is trans
>>714803861>The threads are funNo they are not, it's all ritual posting and shitty facebook blogpost tier posts
>>714802958Oh, I know the one.
>>714802637got banned for joining the YSG spam in chat
good times
>>714803562If you don't hop off the stream and play MGS2 AND 3 right now
>ButEmulation on your phone
>ButAsk someone to grab you a controller for your phone
>>714803306I run old FPS games, it got brought up in a few places I check because Doom engine runs were on the schedule.
>>714803524I just feel bad for those rare actual ones, it's already a difficult thing to deal with, and the popularization of "muh gender pronouns" has done more to marginalize them than anything else in histsory.
>>714804107I try to forget that run.
>>714804064he still hasn't washed his hand
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>>714803561Plok! has changed my very being, my atoms and my soul have been fundamentally altered by Plok! on a spiritual and molecular level, Plok! has become my creed, my cause, my mother, my teacher, my friend, there is no me without Plok!, it is my light in the darkness, Plok! is the praxis through which the actualization of humanity may be understood
>>714804107that shit was so ass
>explodium
i can't tell if this is a name the community came up with or kojima himself
>>714803561The game is about a little robot that does household chores.
>>714803258kill the animals
>>714804120I guess I can do switch version
does anyone else who has been watching gdq for over a decade get really depressed about the passage of time because of this event specifically?
>scientists aren't invisible
>Scientists not invisible
Run disqualified
>>714803845wtf anon, you would this sexy woman? you're sick.
>>714804286That's the spirit
>>7148041200I just finished mgs2 last week, mgs3 I booted up yesterday as well
>invisible
it's painfully boring desu.
>>714804295I get more depressed that I can't enjoy it like I used to. This year I've completely missed ESA and will only be able to tune into SGDQ a couple times this week. The annoying thing is I could have done some neetmaxxing if they happened later in the month...
>>714804230It's a fucking ancient name that had nothing to do with MGS.
>>714803679I opened this expecting a meme, thought I'd close it after confirming it was legit, but just played out the full song because it's such a bop
this invisible shit is pretty stupid
>>714804430>The annoying thing is I could have done some neetmaxxing if they happened later in the month...ASM is next week and that goes along with Dogwater.
>>714804313>>714804319Uhm, scientists are on the side of GOOD, chud. They legally cannot be classified as enemies.
>>714804471take your meds /v/ has no sound on webms
someone ask if they can leave doctors without borders behind and support a trans charity instead
>>714804430Same. I'm an ex-NEET (very long time) and the hardest thing to adjust to has been not being to just binge watch shit like EVO or this without caring about anything. Neeting fucked me up mentally for sure
>>714804295I knew I was watching something incredible back then, it wasn't wasted on me. Just be glad you're not dead yet anon.
>>714803756I want to fuck Jack's face
>>714804295We're all trapped in a maze of relationships. Life moves along with or without you.
Has there ever been some straight edge autist who played a chad game like DMC during these events? Every single time I tune into these streams the runners are slobs.
>>714804432what about unobtainium
>>714804516much like a randomizer, if you don't know the game by heart then how are you supposed to be impressed
>>714804516yeah I mean I understand it makes the run a bit harder but as a viewer it makes it harder to follow what's supposed to be happening
>>714804538>Working for the Russians>Building the Shagohad>Working on nukes>Good
Why does he call the guards "gods"?
>>714804525Well that's something at least. Thanks for the heads up bro
>tiny tim donation
instant SSS
>>714804554Just google it, anon, there'll be a nice purple link telling you about it
>>714804597That's seventy or more years old, definitely wasn't invented by shitty movies.
okay but what if instead of invisible enemies there actually wasn't any enemies at all and this is just a gimmick where when he fires his gun it spawns a "zzz" on the ground so this is the easiest version of the game but everyone is really impressed because they think the enemies are invisible??
Damn I don't remember the bosses being bunched up so close next to each other
>>714803864>weird granny skirts paired with striped thigh highsThe absolute mockery of how actual women dress always cracks me up. The strange mix of anime schoolgirl and elderly woman, and then there's all the weird little bits and accent they copy but none of the actual main parts of dressing and presenting.
For instance, having a bow in the hair like a little girl in a school photo, but the hair is lank and tangled. Like a cherry on top of a plate of spaghetti.
>>714804580There are a few runners who actually take care of their physical appearance and are relatively normal. They're typically oldhead Super Mario World runners or Super Metroid runners.
the endbros...he gets looped so easily...
>>714804729Nah we've seen him fuck this run up hard some months back, they're definitely there.
>>714804667Why do we like TinyTim here? I met him in person and he is as likeable as he comes across but on /v/ we hate everyone. At least I used to think that.
>>714804761You obviously go much slower when not speedrunning so it feels much farther.
>>714804559DWB is a trans recognized charity, they provide HRT to minors.
>>714804729Speedrunners are so autistic if they thought he was cheating they would analyze each frame and discover that the Zzz appears on Frame .018 when it only does it on Frame .025 in the regular game
Is snake meat actually that good or was Naked just that hungry?
i'm giving my invisible donation to this run
>got me to laugh
A first time time.
this is cool and all but it's hard to watch for obvious reasons
>>714803789ESA has a good track record
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SNAKE EAAAAAAATER
I'm stillllll in a dreaaaammmmm SNAAAAAAKKKEEEEEE EEEAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
>Still can't speedrun the ladder
>>714804664> KungguK vs. PuccuPWho would win?
>>714804729this run is a sick flex only to people who have also: 1. played this game a lot and 2. played it on the hardest difficulty, otherwise it just looks like nothing lol.
>>714804096Gee anon, I must have just imagined the fun I've had then.
>>714804917But there's a 66% chance a board of autists will meme your game for eternity
>>714804971To people in wheelchairs
this is why I disable the shitty steam overlay. It probably crashed and took focus.
everyone would be singing at ESA
I'D GIVE MY LIFE
NOT FOR HONOR
BUT FOR YOUUUUUUUU
SNAAAAAKE EATERRRRR
>HE FUCKING RUINED IT
shit run, Im docking this by two letters
>>714804852Other than being incredibly likable and positive, he runs obscure, old games and his runs are just generally fun an inoffensive to watch.
Also his personality doesn't at all line up with running some of the most bastardish platformers ever.
>>714804538>Sokolov's entire purpose as a character is to illustrate how scientists are often the tools of politicians>"Trust the Science" became a meme that people accepted naturally without question
What’s in her steam library bros?
>Kojimbo makes a ladder and holding one button
>gaymurs shit and piss themselves over it for years
How does he do it?
>ruined the ladder
into ZZZ it goes
>>714804852>we hate everyonenot really, he gives us no reason to hate him. it's that easy.
added her to my friends list :)
>no one singing along
Color me impressed wow. Good run now.
>>714804565/v/'s turnaround on TinyTim has been quite something, he used to get a lot of hate on here
you can skip the ladder too though, it's just hard and janky as shit
rate her steam library
>>714805048
>DONT LOOK AT MY STEAM LIBRARY
lmao
>That wasn't a planned bit
>>714805048>Deltarune>OverwatchIt's over
>>714805048>The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown
>>714805097No porn, 0/10
Don't know why she freaked out.
>>714805080It's a testament of the power of unwavering positivity and genuine enthusiasm
>>714805048probably vegan
>>714803472Why was this even deleted? What rule did you even cite?
It's clear that there is a GDQ affiliated janitor here deleting things
Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads?
I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads.
Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?
I'm doing this because I'm genuinely concerned I've been browsing GDQ threads for 10 years and have never seen moderation like this. Thanks.
>>714805063Oh no, some people definitely tried, that first time he was on a GDQ, a lot of the GDQ fans absolutely hated him, similar with when ESA started putting some of his runs on stream 1 prime time rather than early morning stream1/2.
>>714805097F
all normalfag shit
>>714805142why is babby cri
>screws up at the ladder just as people are starting to hum along
>completely goes off balance
>>714805048>>714805097Solid, except OW2 bringing it down. 7/10
>>714805097Holy fuck that was deleted fast, there are actual GDQ jannies here
Anyone else played the 3DS version? Explosions tanked the FPS and it was funny.
>>714805226>some peoplesummer kids don't count
Chokekino incoming. I'm calling 5 minutes over estimate.
There could be an invisible guard behind you right now
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punch a grammar nazi
>>714805321That was actually my introduction into MGS back in 2012 kek
I can't even remember what it was like but I enjoyed it enough to play the series proper
>>714805357cashing my chips in at 15 minutes over est.
>>714805226When did we come around to liking him? Is it just as with your abusive father? After a while you get used to the beatings when he is coming home drunk.
>>714805362At least it's not an invisible skeleton. I heard they can get inside of you.
>>714805048Why would the dono reader's Steam account be logged in? Don't be so gullible, guys.
>>714805427Skeleton man?!
>>714805427how do you know it's not inside you? it's invisible you cannot see it
>>714805045As many flaws as Kojima has, he is generally rather tuned into things.
>>714805427You'd have to be pretty gay to let a skeleton get inside you.
i wish i could still get invested in this like i could 10 years ago. does anyone else have the same thing? its not even the run quality because that was also bad back then. i guess its just novelty not being there?
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>>714805362>get caught by invisible guard>invisible guard is already purple
>>714805428It was not the dono reader, it was the girl on couch. And she probably owns the PC that his friend is playing on.
GDQ janny will never be a woman
>suit you sir
Second Marathon in two weeks that's gone a bit Fast Show
>>714805389ummm correcting dyslectic folx is actually ableist
>>714805556How do you know he's purple if he's invisible?
>>714805556purple iz da sneakiest color.
hate this faggot so much on euro extreme
yeah see he choked, I can't fucking do it either
>>714805414>When did we come around to liking him?Running Dizzy, obviously.
> Is it just as with your abusive father? After a while you get used to the beatings when he is coming home drunk.Anon this isn't RPG Limit Break, you've well and truly missed your time for doing a trauma dump.
>>714805558Fair enough, I didn't notice it was her speaking. My bad. Do all the runners really drag their own PCs there?
>>714805606Ah, the seat-sniff (or guy picking something up). Did we ever find out who the girl is? She is equipped with quite some ballistics.
GDQ janny will never be a woman
>>714805606I kneel for he
>>714805543There's usually one I can pay attention to
>>714805606big ol titties
>>714805606that is my gf!
>>714805048I think that's just a random staffer.
does mgs3 have some sort of known 3d engine?
>>714805726I would have thought that they just login with their Steam account. I would not take my machine across the Atlantic for a 1 time speedrun, just asking for it to brick.
Every boss in this game is kino
>>714805752Her tits are probably bigger now. But so are her ankles.
>>714805080At first you see a tiny English man with a high pitched voice, but as time goes on, you get used to that and his genuine enthusiasm for oddball old games and his general joviality wins you over.
I know nothing of the runners but I predict the Jedi survivor run will be good
>>714805752>Did we ever find out who the girl is?No, maybe one of the rare succubi that roam the venue
>>714805606the classic, I do kinda feel bad for all the shit the guy got though
>>714805826>name and location on steam profilecome the fuck on, these people cant be this retarded can they?
>>714805874Even Tommy Gun?
>>714805931>tiny English man>EnglishHe's Scottish.
every time I get to hear "Less than three" in these events, my peanut brain defaults to the chorus of this song here
https://youtu.be/uQu71l1WQ3g?list=RDuQu71l1WQ3g
>>714805946imgeine being a regular ass 7/10 girl in that room
you must feel like a god
good shit, the fury is the only hard boss in the game on this difficulty because you can't take a single hit without dying kek
>>714806024This is nothing, at UKSG he started fucking up constantly towards the end of the game with that area where you're getting hunted.
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>>714805985a lot of people nowadays have no concept of privacy
>>714805726No? Are you guys just stupid or new?
Everyone just logs into their personal steam account.
They log in, preload a hard drive with the game and any modded files they need to install, rinse and repeat for a group of runners and then swap out the hard drives.
>>714804580>>714805810I didn't know the the gif sniff dude transitioned. Congrats to both of you
>>714805752yes someone even sent the vid to her
She even covered for him, which was pretty based and unexpected for a woman
>>714806069>the couch losing itthis makes it so much more funny
>>714805726Probably not all of them, but a bunch of older games might be incompatible with newer pc/windows, so it's probably encouraged that you make sure your run will be doable by bringing your own or at least have access to one that works.
>>714806069GDQ CLIQUE GET DOWN!!!!
IT'S NOT SAFE!!!
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>>714806239What's happening here
CAN WE GET MORE MONEY?
TRANS RIGHTS
>>714806305protecting your eyes
>>714806239no fucking way did they actually do this
>>714804107Looks like it still rated better than the quake run a little while ago.
>>714806239Fucking kek holy shit.
>>714806305GDQ don't understand how Typing of the Dead works, so they pulled the feed before that section because they thought it would be the same words again. It wasn't.
>>714805080That warms my heart. It is hard to hate on anyone so unfalteringly kind and earnest.
>>714806227>Error: Corrupt or unplayable videoDid I get fucking hacked?
>>714806305They cut the feed so the term "Dude in a silk dress" didn't show up and a bunch of tranies have a meltdown when they are reminded that they are just a dude in a silk dress.2pm4w
>>714806239dude transphobia so fucking funny
>>714806239these people are insane
>>714805985Welcome to the facebook age. Everyone use internet as an extension of real life. Shit like that is the reason why people are so easily doxxed nowdays.
>>714806396Yes it is.
If looking at a simple sentence is enough to send you off the deep end, making fun of you is really funny.
>>714805946no way this isnt an escort
>>714806396Correct, a man wearing a dress is legitimately the highest form of comedy in Britain
>>714806369You might wanna change your passwords, delete your browser history and scrub your harddrive anon... You sick fuck!
>>714806227>>714806319What's the rule against replying?
Fucking GDQ tranny janny needs to kill they/themselves
Pic related, this is an infinitely more real woman than you will ever be
>forgot about MGS
Hows it been?
impressed by how few slips he's made
>>714806491is that CALEB HART FORTY TWO? god my dick is hard now for some HUNDOS, that's a testosterone man right there
>>714806369the archive is fucked, i think, it's simply not saving files fast enough
>>714806528We know they were there, BarbieXEdge was going to GDQ and ESA around that time.
>>714806578One of the better runs, by quite a margin far
>>714803306/v/ threads. Decided to take a look and ended up watching. Same with ESA that summer.
>>714805543We are the same
>>714805851>>714806134>>714806214Even then, why would the runner not use his own account instead?
>>714806620That woman was legitimately crazy and was trying to fuck every speedrunner possible back in the day. Caleb is a dunce for hooking up with that
>>714805985anon, normgroids these days will literally liveblog their entire mundane days on top of their age, sex, location, latitude, longitude, GPS coordinates and menstrual cycles
millenials were the only generation to have any concept of opsec on the internet. boomers and zoomers alike will tell you information for free that you couldnt torture out of people like us
>>714806719Yeah I remember the shit of her trying to sneak a pink poodle into her hotel room.
>>714806716Maybe for verification purposes. I think they're still paranoid about cheaters after that MGS:R split run that got submitted during lockdown.
>>714806396especially when you're getting upset
>>714806578bretty good if you've played it before, probably questionable if you haven't.
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there could be miggers here....
>>714806990This is what GDQ used to be about, just guys being dudes
>>714806239Yes that's not conspicuous at all.
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