Thread 714799771

Orbs Edition.

Now: Halo 4
Next: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Later: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor

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>>714799764
this shit never loads for me for some reason

>>714799632
Funniest part of the event by far, they baited most of /v/ with a beloved game and then pulled the switch off out of nowhere.

Even Worms Armageddon doing it didn't get that big of reaction.

MIG!
it's good to be back<3

I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HALO 4 CORTANA

>>714799771 (OP)
>ORBS

I mig.

>>714799771 (OP)
I'm in

>>714799771 (OP)
sex with rogue AIs

Migged

miggered

Trans wrongs.

Threadly reminder

>>714799771 (OP)
Cortana

Miggin

migged for TRANS ROIGHTS

>>714799771 (OP)

Hope this runner doesnt get banned like the other one!

>>714800016
Have you heard the latest?
You're the greatest.

>>714799936
AHHH ME TOO

>>714800046
what'd he do

I migged

You're not getting in here before you say trans rights

I HATE MIGGERS

>>714800016
Based, we're all special

>binary rifle
Uh oh...

>they/them
>it's just some guy

>>714800046
is that the Basic Lee fella?

who is the diadect

No more migs left in man.
And end to all migs.

>>714800016
you son of a bitch!

>>714800204
WE WUZ FORERUNNERS in Halo
Literally. All 343 lore is ignored

>the daily recap
>the checkpoint
why are there 2 of these hours apart
wow I cannot wait to hear them talk about how amazing the previous runs were again (with no specifics cause they didnt watch)
and how excited they are for the upcoming runs!

>>714800016
still listen to it to this day

mig'

is legendary in this a lot easier than other halos?

>>714800214
I want to execute this disgusting dogfucker.

>>714799771 (OP)
Cortana!

Aside from the QTE this was a great finale

New thread landing successful

>>714800214
This webm just keeps escalating.

>>714800365
Nah. Halo 3 is the easiest, then ODST.
Halo 4 is arguably harder than CE too.

>>714800335
They're probably not getting enough leftist approved runners. So they have to fill out a couple of hours with this shit.

Ala Miggin'

>>714800214
imagine the smell

>>714800365
No, if anything it's worse. Promethean Knights are overtuned like Sniper Jackals, even if they're not oneshotting you.

>multiple Cortanas to have secks with
AWOOGA

Halo 4's ending is pretty good despite a lot of the issues with the game

>>714800436
I remember 2 being a pain in the ass

mig

migging overnight

are the halo games worth for the singleplayer? dirt cheap right now on steam

AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS

never played halo, are we supposed to save cortana or kill her

Reminder despite what 343 wants you to believe, AI Rampancy in Halo is when an AI gets old and is unable to process all the information they receive and get too much and basically they're useless
This "ARGH I AM VIRUS AND CRAZY" is 343

>>714800576
yea

>>714800512
Halo 2 Legendary is notorious for being barely playtested.
Those Jackal snipers are ridiculous.

>>714800576
fuck her

how does it feel to get hit with an incin cannon

>>714800576
I mean if you never played them and their dirt cheap might be worth for a couple days of fucking around

>>714800576
It's hard to say objectively because I have such a nostalgia-boner for it, but yes.

>>714800608
she ai gf

>>714800608
She is dying in the game already, she's trying to save the day before the end

>>714800570
They had so many sponsors two years ago.

>>714800576
Absolutely, Halo 1-3 have amazing campaigns and even ODST and Reach
And I know you're only interested in single player but please try out the multiplayer. It's some of the most fun you could ever have in a video game

>>714800576
MCC? Sure.
Infinite? Not really.

>>714800656
>>714800608

They only need 5000? I'll go ahead and throw a few thousands at them under anonymous with no comment attached. I'll tell my real friends to do the same.

Holy fuck the first actually decent run of the event

RATE THE RUN

Ah yes I LOVE when the final boss is a QTE
How far Halo has fallen ...

>>714800756
dont forget to make your place of work match your donations
and that you can put charities in your will

You have finally defeated....that guy!

Rate Halo 4!

Rate this run!

RATE THIS RUN

>>714800794
B

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
B
very comfy

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
>>714800794
B
I predict runner will transition in a few years

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
>>714800794
C-

>>714800794
C for Cortana

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
Trannies

damn baby that's underestimate for once

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
B

>>714800794
A

Underestimate and very comfy runner and couch

>>714800794
B for Boobs of Cortana

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
A

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
B
Good Halo run of a bad Halo game.

You fucking (You) whores.

>>714800794
A

>Halo 1's finale: Awesome boss fight and warthog run
>Halo 2's finale: Awesome final level and then boss fight
>Halo 3's finale: Awesome boss fight and warthog run
>Halo 4's finale: "Press LT to Plant Grenade"

>>714800794
D

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
D

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
A

>>714800794
D

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
B

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
C (hief(

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
Ask one at a time you cunts

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
B

More liek Gaylo

>>714800794
C

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
B. fairly chill

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
>>714800794
A (decent run)

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
Z. No mercy for crowd ORB enablers.

>>714800794
>>714800828
>>714800829
A pretty comfy

Chronos is cool

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
A
It okay.

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
>>714800794
F

>>714800794
I'm doin' him an A

>boss is a qte
I even failed it the first time because it was the one thing I didn't expect to happen.

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
B

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
B

It was fine.

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
A.
It's a Legendary Halo run. That's worth respecting on its own. What's more, 4 actually had a lot of nice challenges, cool tricks and close shaves. I really enjoyed that

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
D-

You'll need to mute whenever donations come up.

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
A, comfy watch

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
>>714800794
B
It was alright.

>>714800906
Guilty Spark is not an awesome boss fight you disingenuous cuck

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
C

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
B
Decent, had fun, nothing bad

>>714800893
I unmark my posts, actually. I just wanna post Unicorn Overlord girls.

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
B

rate my post

>>714800906
this

>>714800824
>>714800794
>>714800828
>>714800829
S

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
A

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
A
Lame game, but the run was good.
Good couch commentary too.

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
A

TRANS FATS

*mute*

>>714800794
B+

MUTED

how many women were spotted so far?

>>714800794
A

MUTE

wow, did not know spike was a rapist

OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
C

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
>>714800794
A for halo 4 featuring cortAna

Holy fuck the whiplash going to this garbage.

>>714800829
A

holy cringe

Oh fuck no, this is awful.

closed the stream
ping me when the run starts

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
A
Great run of a bad game

please stop

Oh fuck yeah gotta catch that Thursday run Reach is awesome

kill me

>>714800828
>>714800829
C

>>714800986
It's probably better muted, though, I'll say that

>>714800928
It's ok, 343 skipped it themselves in the sequel anyway.

>>714800906
Halo 2's finale is pretty bullshit, don't be silly.

Tourist passing by. Are these announcers getting paid or do they volunteer?

LMAO

Who are all these fruity faggots?

>>714800794
A. Solid run. I enjoyed it even though I've never played any Halo game.

please go to the video games. wtf is this shit?

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
A.

you guys wanna see this

SHUT THE FUCK UP TARDS

oh this is potent

I will donate $25 with a trans rights message for every transphobic comment itt

I fucking hate Brutalmelo.

Zesty-ass nigga

>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800828
B

>>714800794
A

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
C

>>714800794
>>714800824
>>714800828
>>714800829
C is the best i can do

his voice sounds gay

Don't let the cringe on screen distract you from the fact that the Donkey Konga games were made by (most of) the people at Namco working on the PS2 Taiko no Tatsujin games, including the localized one

>>714801004
>Thought I meant Guilty cuck
The Flood you fight up to the control room is an awesome boss fight

>>714801141
Paid by MSF aka Doctors Without Borders

wake me when run starts and this shit is over

>>714801165
I have to mute each intermission

ESA
https://catbox.moe/c/ggts10
https://catbox.moe/c/tr1yro
https://catbox.moe/c/amwz0j
https://catbox.moe/c/1v6asc
GDQ
https://catbox.moe/c/mh59h5
https://catbox.moe/c/qi6l91
https://catbox.moe/c/wjlahx
Other Events
https://catbox.moe/c/3ad6ar

I brought condoms.

Not even muting this shit, just closing the tab so they lose my view.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

>>714800829
>>714800828
ZZZ

If you're out there, Pete, come and kill me!

?? what is this? video game???

>How-To-Bongos with Nigger skulls by Spikegeta ft. Melo

How the fuck did he get away with it?

>>714801057
I wonder how many lolcow hunters here also frequent the FGC. That place is so much worse than GDQ but yet it's under your radars

>>714801141
They are all paid. GDQ is a for-profit business hired by charities. That's why they care about milking you for money more than they do letting you enjoy a good run

why does everything need to be an attention whoring contest with these fags

Bideo games?

this is awful

Why must they do this

You can still see the fucking beard kek

>>714801295
All you need do is ask.

Does anyone know how good/bad the MGS3 crew is? Any trannoids or other cringelords?

This is racist

>>714801317
why did he feel the need to tell the world that?

AUUUUUUUUUHHH RELEASE ME FROM THIS REHEARSED RHYMED RENDING OF MY AURAL FACULTIES

Took a shit. Anything cool in the last 2 hours?

I mean, its the cringekino we're all about here.

in ESA this would be fun

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800794
>>714800824
S

>>714801317
stivity the legend

>>714801317

he really thought GDQ was going to be the Olympic Village

>>714801456
i think this is more emphasis on the CRINGE than the kino

Troon count so far?

I wish pain and suffering for all these people

>>714801474
Mario is dead.

>not even playing the game
I wouldn't even be against this if they had the game running to demonstrate it.

>>714801460
at ESA they'd have eminem somehow, not the three stooges

>>714801317
Always be prepared. Murphy's law.

RATE THE SPIKEVEGTA RAP

>you blow?
>*Immediate silence*
Oof the sponsors aren't gonna like that kek

Any good runs so far? Any runs to look forward to?

Or its tranny shitshow like always?

He (female) blows.

>>714801456
best cringekino is when it's unintended

>>714801529
Lucky bastard.

>>714801523
2-300

>>714801523
People who have finally discovered themselves and are free? not enough

>>714801456
as one anon posted just few posts earlier
this is quite potent

where are their prounouns I'm literally shaking right now

>>714801456
it's just cringe anon, sorry

Where the Elite women at?

>>714801513
true...

What kinda salary do they pay Spike?

Is this a male or female(fake)?

>>714800828
B

>>714801550
FUCK OFF

>>714801495
Nerd togethers can be if you're connected and good looking enough.

>>714801584
what is with the teeth shots that make them look so awful?

was the Indiana Jones run good?

>>714797897
Sanpaku eyes and unnatural affect.

>>714801456
Cringekino makes me laugh, not wish I had never been born to spare me existing in a world that would allow this to happen.

>>714801654
Your personal taste

>grow out hair
>you are now a woman

>>714801550
Actual pain

>>714801550
F

H2 Cortana> H3 Cortana> H4 Cortana> The Weapon> CE Cortana>>>>>>>>> H5 Cortana

>>714801697
and the five o clock shadow?

>>714801685
no there is something wrong with her.

>>714801664
Boring commentary but ok run

>>714801716
>>714801720
Kino hivemind

>>714801716
>>714801720

>>714801716
>>714801720
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Why doesnt the negroid know how bongos work?

>>714801716
>>714801720

>>714801716
>>714801720

>>714801550
I'm doin' him a Z

>>714799771 (OP)
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▲ ▲

>>714801716
>>714801720
what did they mean by this

>>714801716
>>714801720

>>714801732
No long hair is all that you need according to trannies.

>>714801456
It doesn't count when they're trying this hard. Cringekino is only when it's (mostly) unintentional. This is just cringe retardation

The theater kid shit gets worse every time.

LMAOOOOO
WHAT WAS THAT EDIT OF THE HANDS
Is one of us working behind the scenes?

>>714801550
zzz

>>714801716
>>714801720
Topkek

>>714800824
>>714800828
Good enjoyable run
A

>>714801716
>>714801720
Now kith

>>714801716
>>714801720
>/v/ is not an echo chamber

>>714801646
>Nerd togethers
>good looking enough

well that eliminated 99% of the people who attend these type of events.

>>714801550
z

>>714801697
So what are all the maga Karen hair cuts out there?

>>714801716
>>714801720

>>714801730
H3 is too scrawny. If you're gonna do thin, then at least do cutesy waif like CE. Otherwise make the woman look like a woman.

>>714801550
K

>>714801550
i can't stand that fatso
one of the few old guard fags that i always found cringe

>>714801716
>>714801720
How does one learn this power?

if you're gonna write a script for these bits, please at least write decent jokes...

When the fuck is the mgs3 run

>>714801402
gdq is a trans event chud. go away if you don't like it

>>714801456
No, this is just attention whoring.

>>714801716
>>714801720

>>714801847
>Is one of us working behind the scenes?
We've known for some years that an anon works on tech there, though they're at least smart enough to not let on who they are.

>>714801804
▲
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>>714801720
>>714801716

YETEE WITH A 4000 DOLLAR DONATION INCOMING

IM A HEADBANGA

>>714801716
>>714801720

>>714801926
hold up we have to watch theater kids embarrass themselves first

>>714801847
fuck I missed it

I've never been so happy for the twitch ad reel

>>714801828
Why is "long hair" feminine, from a biological standpoint? Is it not entirely cultural?

>>714801926
Cancelled, they're setting up for a Donkey Konga run now after the positive reception to their shitty bit

>4k away from MGS goal
HEY Y'ALL, YETEE HERE

>>714801882
H3 is full on mommy

>>714801847
What was this?

This BITCH is wearing perfume

>>714801996
DREW A DIME

>>714801901
1. Own a computer and a phone.
2. Have same or similar images ready on both devices.
3. Ready posts on both devices and post them at the same time or a maximum of few seconds apart.
4. Rake in the (You)s.

I've done it a few times in the past and /v/ is still none the wiser.

>intend to maybe watch donkey
>trans
nope

>>714801847
what was it

>>714801325
>That place is so much worse than GDQ but yet it's under your radars
That's hard to believe.

>>714801828
long hair thats also poorly taken care of. here's a short checklist
>greasy
>unkempt
>more frayed and split ends than healthy hair
>dyed a washed out shade of purple to kill the folicles and roots
>untreated with any kind of conditioner or product

>if we just stall we'll get the incentive
works everytime

>>714802065
called it

wow they made the incentive! just in time!

>yetee
what a shock!

>>714802065 (Me)
God it's so fucking obvious

>>714802228
nigger looks like the pot of greed

>packing goods like it's a speedrun
is yeti a fucking sweatshop???

>gdq donates to gdq
its that easy

>>714802261
I can't believe it

Hey y'all, Scott-er, Yetee here

more like Snake Beater amirite

>>714802228
>upgrade to invisible enemies and bosses
ah a fresh meme

>>714802083
Her? Not the wide hips and thighs of H4?

>>714800829
>>714800828
>>714800824
A

Fuckign redbull?!!!

>>714802291
I always assume anyone who makes money off clothing is running a sweatshop or just buying from sweatshops desu

>sponsored by red bull
kek

>>714802046
Almost everything about gender is entirely cultural. Most trans seem to care much more about being treated how their preferred gender is treated in their culture, than anything physical and biological

Red Bull is slop. White Monster is too though, the sodium will kill you before the heart attack with those.

DON'T DRINK LIQUID JEW ANONS
DON'T DRINK RED BULL

imagine drinking red bull unironically lol

Wonder if there's anyone in that hall shitposting ITT

>>714802121
>>714802095
>>714802025
This

>>714802228

>>714802373
Did my adblock break or was it like that for everyone?

I have a can of red bull that's been sitting in my fridge for months. Should I drink it anons?

>>714802383
but its not even salty

>>714802279
>>714802065
It is how these events operate, GDQ gets a huge sum of money from Yetee before it even begins and they dish it out to themselves as they feel it's needed, usually when some incentive that matters is about to fail.

>>714802404
How does one drink Red Bull ironically?

Invisible edition?

>>714802383
Where does Celsius rank?

>>714802317
I just think H3 Cortana is more attractive
Shame she's also the most annoying part of Halo 3....

>>714802046
Because the general population associates long hair with women. That's not to say men can't also have long hair but public perception sees it as normal for ladies. That's all there is to it. It's the same reason that all these troons also dress like they raided their mom/grandmother's closets. If something is related to a woman that's all the effort they'll put into it.

>blue prince
>elder scrolls remaster
>halo reach coop
>monster hunter wilds lockout kino
>all at 1am or later

Why the fuck do they put new and interesting runs so fucking late? Instead they have trannies running 5 hours of Pokémon in prime time slot

>subscribe to avoid ads
>still get ads
>subscribe to chat
>get banned for whatever reason the mods decide that day
>subscribe to support charity
>let it go man, enjoy the runs
What would drive a person to actually subscribe to GDQ's twitch channel?

MGS3 is the best MGS game

>>714802502
invisible bed

>>714802448
embedded ad. the future of all online streaming

>>714802374
Well maybe they should consider WHY long hair is considered feminine and what ELSE is considered feminine. Like say...not having a five o clock shadow.

>>714802389
>>714802404
Blueberry red bull is good
>>714802383
For me it's the non carbonated ones. Slightly less artificial tasting imo

KINO run incoming?

Stay hydrated (with Red Bull!)

>>714802548
freaky ghost bed

We can’t have normal speedruns anymore at GDQ. Always has to be some meme shit.

Please let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be goodPlease let this run be good

>>714802540
That's not MGS1

Nicoheart you traitor!

>>714802529
I wish people would stop scheduling everything for yanks so the rest of the world has to watch good shit at 3am

oh no no....

What was your first GDQ, anon?

Also I wish this was just unmodded MGS3

>>714802537
no real reason to use GDQ as a middleman unless you fall for the incentives meme

This is gay

>>714802637
>What was your first GDQ, anon?
This is my first GDQ

If this run goes to shit I'm giving up on the event

>>714802637
First one was 2014 but I didn't start watching regularly till a few years back

>>714802419
kek

>>714802621
as a european with a job i basically dont watch till friday after work. miss being a neet man

>>714802518
Yeah but they also associate carefully kept and and styled hair with women. Not just uncut hair that's lank and unwashed.

>>714802558
for me its monster pacific punch

Oh it’s like the meme song. That song is actually really good though, Duran Duran is great.

>invisible enemies
>invisible bosses
>european extreme
A GOOD RUN?!

>>714802637
2018 but I used to watch re4 speed runs back in the earliest days of YouTube, just didt know gdq existed till 2018

>>714802692
greetings from germany

>couch doesn't know shit about the game
>meme modded game

>>714802637
First one they broadcasted, I'm old.
And yeah it's kind of a cool run but if enemies are invisible it's hard for people to tell what's going on

>>714802637
2013

>>714802768
i think we need the announcer to keep interrupting them to beg for donations

This is wildly impressive what the fuck is this an actual speedrun

>>714802637
2013. religiously watched till 2023 which is when i stopped getting welfare and had to get a job lol

>>714802661
no real reason to donate to MSF either if we're gonna be honest. genuinely terrible charity that renders aid to the subhumanest of the subhuman and ships them over to european countries

if you wanna donate to a charity go donate to st. judes or some shit

This sounds like it's going to be really dumb.

>>714802515
Just questioning the use of "mommy" when H4 looks as fertile as she does

>>714802637
2014 though I saw clips from 2013 be

>>714802637
My first one was the one where "can you stop?" happened. Don't remember which year that was.

>>714802637

AGDQ 2013

>>714802768
>Couch hasn't ruined it yet
>Host's voice isn't TOO annoying
>No ORB or HOYP cancer from the crowd (hopefully)
Maybe it's the one

DO YA GET IT??? THEY'RE INVISIBLE!!!

>>714802540
Well...duh

>>714802840
>and ships them over to european countries
The people donating want that though

None of those donos were funny. Why do they fake laugh anyway

>>714802840
based
donating now

>>714802637
AGDQ 2022
I'm a late comer. I was borderline out of gaming for a few years before that before getting back into it.

>>714802754
Anon trannies do the bare minimum when it comes to passing. It's not hard to understand. Long hair+feminine clothes=woman to them. That's it.

post THAT webm. you know the one

>>714802870
agdq 2013

>>714802768
>>714802894
Just wait till they put on the trans camo

overestimatedbros, how are we feeling about this run?

>>714802809
the wheels keep on turning,,,

Will I ruin this game for myself if I watch this run without having played it?

Death stranding 2 was so bad it retroactively ruined every mgs game for me. Was my fav series before, also loved ds1 and have been a life long Kojima defender but he's a fucking hack and mgs are good in spite of him it turns out

Hydrate, everybody! I'm so good to tell you health tips, hydrate for your health!

...with Red Bull! It's perfect for hydratng!

mgs3 is one of the most soulful games ever
I spent so much time doing weird shit like drowning guards in mud, pushing them into electric fences, throwing poisonous animals at them

it's the perfect game for torturing enemies

invisible is just perfect camo index

How do we know if the guards are even there?

>>714803004
just drank 1 redbull :)

>>714802942
Damn that's interesting, how has the event been to you as someone who started at arguably it's low point?

>Looking like 2 decent runs in a row
We're finally out of the Godless day

>mod actually removes all enemies
>pretend you just never got caught
Clever trick to make your run look impressive

>>714802637
2016, it also happened that I had to start from the best one of theirs yet

>>714802637
I watched 2014, but got my yetee shirt the next year and every year after.

I hate that Konami is remaking MGS3. It doesn't need one

>>714802995
Eh, they're skipping all the story stuff. It's up to you honestly.

>>714802995
It's a movie and they skip the movie part. You'll ruin nothing.

>>714803002
DS2 is literally DS1 and both are awful games.

>>714802894
ApacheSmash had some good runs in the past and there is a bio-fem on the couch from the looks of it. This incentive is strange though. Not being able to see the enemies does not make the run more entertaining

Order of Ecclesia?
More like...... ORDER OF EQUESTRIA LMFAO

>>714802637
I can't remember for certain, but feel like it was around 2015 or 16.

>do you think love can bloom on the battlefield
its usually called rape, kojima

>>714802995
has a run ever ruined your experience for something?

>>714803083
no game needs a remake man, just make a new game

>>714803083
>>714803084
Thanks

>>714802637
2013

>>714802962
Oh fuck me they will definetly do that wont they

>>714802995
>he hasn't played Snake Eater

>>714802637
2012. I'm old as fuck, and my life has barely changed since then.

How many trannies have been clocked so far at this here SGDQ 2025?

>>714803164
>just make a new game
That takes effort

>>714803084
>>714803083
>skip all story
>streamer poorly tells it anyways
>>714802995
will you risk it anon?

>make enemies invisible to look cool
>audience can't see the enemies so it doesn't look impressive

>>714803025
Back when I was a stoner in high school, my friend and I would spend weekends at his house taking turns playing on EE.

>>714803238
they have the money

>>714802995
Go play it first, dumbass.

>>714802951
Real transgender people, that is to say people with actual gender dysmorphia, a very rare thing, put absolutely everything into passing, and that doesn't include dressing like an anime girl, or dressing like grandma, or doing all that weird shit the ones at these events do where they dress like a teenage girl on Tumblr circa 2010. They just dress like women. And act like women.

These clowns just wearing a skirt to get off are a joke.

>>714802870
I think this was my first one too but I missed this run

>>714802637
whenever the first ones from essentia's basement were
via threads on /v/, of course

This mod is stupid for exibition, it looks like he's playing a game with no enemies.

>>714802529
Just be glad it's not fucking Kiezaron running Pokemon again.

how did all of you even stumble on gdq in 2013? seems like the most common starting point for people here

If you haven't played MGS3 this just looks like a walking simulator. Invisible enemies seems dumb.

>>714803258
FURRED

>>714802637
2015. I was aware of it 2011, but i really fucking hated streamers and let's players at that time.

>>714802637
SGDQ 2014.
I know because I saw the "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" live.

>>714802995
stop watching and go get your foxhound rank RIGHT NOW

>>714801317
Who's the grill?

>>714803221
around 15 so far which is vastly more than ESA had the entire week

OH Now I see why they were shilling the bongos. That run is going to be a shitshow for these threads.

>>714803171
There are some plot points they might spoil so it's up to you.
In fact you could start it up and play MGS3 RIGHT NOW

>>714802637
>first watched
AGDQ 2013
>first attended
SGDQ 2013

>>714803062
i maded this :))

>>714803056
>submit indie game nobody has played
>nobody will ever find out what you did because nobody has played the game and your run will be so boring that nobody will be inspired to play it

>>714803259
I think I played that mode once and got my shit pushed in

you either die a hero or live long enough to be part of GDQ staff

>>714803002
Really? I haven't play it yet but what makes DS2 bad compared with the first one? Everything i heard about the new one is nothing but praises

>>714802637
2014 was the first one I watched live.

>>714803276
Remakes/Remasters are guaranteed money. After Oblivion Remaster I wouldn't be surprised if we got Morrowind before ES6

>>714803340
Wow, and it's barely the second day. Anyone keeping a list of names so I know who to avoid in the future?

>>714803254
my thoughts exactly

>>714803334
Whoa... he's fast.

>>714803258
KILL FURRIES

>>714803356
Thanks for your service, man.

How many of you were here for that moment

>>714803306
That's the year it really kicked off into mainstream
>>714803195
Trans rights!

>>714803317
>walking simulator
true kojima game

>>714803254
This is where I'm at with this run. I'm sure this is very impressive and the commentary is carrying it, but I'm... uh...

Are they going to sing this time too?

>>714802637
2013

I used to watch these "speedrun" marathons before GDQ even existed but I cannot for the life of me remember the name. They were more themed, like FF only marathon, Zelda marathon etc.

>>714803449
please spoiler this next time

>>714803306

It was the highest viewed stream on Twitch and all of the big streamers at the time were talking about it

>>714802995
I'd say yes but not because of the story

>>714803287
The ones at these events are all literal autists and do it to fit in. That or they have autogynephilia. Or both most likely.

>>714802958
I've had this one saved all year

>>714803205
>>714803328
>>714803353
I can’t, i’m stuck in a hospital sharing a room with some old dementia patient who keeps shitting himself
Also havent played mgs2 too

>>714803306
Everyone was spamming memes constantly here.

>>714803404
>Remakes/Remasters are guaranteed money
true, but they're just killing retro games while creating literally nothing
whatever gaming is dead anyway

>>714803062
Legendary run

The crew was fuming on twitter that whole run kek

>>714802637
I started my folder january 2022, but I think I casually watched a couple runs before then

>>714803446
no worries i just like shitposting

>>714803561
This was bizarre, I forgot about this.

>>714803083
>I hate that Konami is remaking MGS3. It doesn't need one
But anon, how will zoomers make essayslop videos without an accessible remake?!

>>714802637
I started watching with SGDQ in 2012. I used to be glued to the screen for the whole week but starting watching more sporadically around 2017-18. Now I just like to peek in from time to time and watch with /v/
I still attend the event a lot though, I'm there right now

>>714803512
Speedrunning itself was also significantly bigger (relatively) at the time on Twitch.

>all top euro speedrunners went to agdq instead of esa
Europe has fallen

On, right it's this invisible enemy shit, he did this exact fucking run at UKSG two months back, some bosses and stuff don't have the invisible shit working right.

I never played MGS, they can tell me literally anything is impressive and I need to take it at face value.
This stinks.

>>714803656
How is the tranny situation on site?

>pain is invisible
>but the bees aren't

heh

>>714803703
Shits expensive, can't be going to both

>>714803679
damn thats kinda obnoxious

>>714802637
GDQ 2012 but AGDQ 2013 is when I got hooked. I actually watched the marathon every waking hour of the day, I was super hooked.

>>714802637
16, just as it went to piss. I wanted to see what the hubbub was but all I saw was a band of lolcows. It took you faggots convincing me to see ESA and other marathons to give speedrunning a chance. I'm glad I did

>>714803679
the ad that killed a studio

>>714803727
Apparent

>>714803306
blueglass (artist formerly known as YSG for Yellow Shirt Guy) became a big meme during AGDQ 2012

>>714803306
threads here
i was home from college and basically glued to my dad's couch just absorbing every second of the event while hanging out on IRC

>>714803795
I wanna fuck a tranny, should I go?

>>714803679
What the fuck is this

>>714803043
The threads are fun, they're the real draw. Even at a mediocre marathon there's usually some memorable moments, good or bad. Memories are all these kind of events are really good for so that's enough for me. I do wish I'd seen some earlier ones live, to see some of these famous moments as they happened rather than catching up with them later. Your Tomba 2s and the like. I did see the Mario Sunshine run at SGDQ 2022 live, that was fun to actually see a famous cringe moment in real time.

>>714803727
for every unconvincing tranny you see on stream, there are ten even more ridiculous looking people who you don't see. We're talking fully bald dudes in dresses, lots of weird granny skirts paired with striped thigh highs, etc

>>714803306
vidya events were few and everyone knew about it, the internet was just on a smaller scale back then

>>714803803
oops meant 2013, that's when it was right?

>Can pacify/sedate bosses with their stamina bar
>They die anyway

>>714803803
what happened to him?

>>714803656
God speed

>>714803837
Probably better off with dating apps

>>714802637
2013 during some earthbound run
fk take me back pls

what year was "can you stop" lady? is she still at gdq?

>>714802995
MGS's real fun is in playing it for yourself and working through stuff on your own, finding all the little tricks and details. Plus they're skipping the story in this run which is extensive, as you'd expect.

>>714803965
agdq 2013
don't know but she stuck around for a long time

>yes I am unemployed
>but I just had to give coolmatty 5 dollars
>and I still have amazon prime, love you bezos

>>714803306
Clips from agdq were super big on YT around those years

>>714803869

Do you think Game And Shout got aroused during this?

Meanwhile

>>714802995
I'm on the same boat as you anon, I've only played the MSX games a few months back, I guess I'll just start MSG today

>>714804020
the minecraft bee is trans

>>714803861
>The threads are fun
No they are not, it's all ritual posting and shitty facebook blogpost tier posts

>>714802958
Oh, I know the one.

>>714802637
got banned for joining the YSG spam in chat
good times

>>714803562
If you don't hop off the stream and play MGS2 AND 3 right now
>But
Emulation on your phone
>But
Ask someone to grab you a controller for your phone

>>714803306
I run old FPS games, it got brought up in a few places I check because Doom engine runs were on the schedule.

>>714803524
I just feel bad for those rare actual ones, it's already a difficult thing to deal with, and the popularization of "muh gender pronouns" has done more to marginalize them than anything else in histsory.

>>714804107
I try to forget that run.

>>714804064
he still hasn't washed his hand

>>714803561
Plok! has changed my very being, my atoms and my soul have been fundamentally altered by Plok! on a spiritual and molecular level, Plok! has become my creed, my cause, my mother, my teacher, my friend, there is no me without Plok!, it is my light in the darkness, Plok! is the praxis through which the actualization of humanity may be understood

>>714804107
that shit was so ass

>explodium
i can't tell if this is a name the community came up with or kojima himself

>>714803561
The game is about a little robot that does household chores.

>>714804064
I know I did.

>>714803258
kill the animals

>>714804120
I guess I can do switch version

does anyone else who has been watching gdq for over a decade get really depressed about the passage of time because of this event specifically?

>>714803679
HERE
COMES
PLUM

>Scientists not invisible
Run disqualified

>>714803845
wtf anon, you would this sexy woman? you're sick.

>>714804286
That's the spirit

>>7148041200
I just finished mgs2 last week, mgs3 I booted up yesterday as well

>invisible
it's painfully boring desu.

Boring run desu

>>714804295
I get more depressed that I can't enjoy it like I used to. This year I've completely missed ESA and will only be able to tune into SGDQ a couple times this week. The annoying thing is I could have done some neetmaxxing if they happened later in the month...

>>714804230
It's a fucking ancient name that had nothing to do with MGS.

>>714803679
I opened this expecting a meme, thought I'd close it after confirming it was legit, but just played out the full song because it's such a bop

this invisible shit is pretty stupid

>>714804430
>The annoying thing is I could have done some neetmaxxing if they happened later in the month...
ASM is next week and that goes along with Dogwater.

>>714804314
>plump

>>714804313
>>714804319
Uhm, scientists are on the side of GOOD, chud. They legally cannot be classified as enemies.

>>714804471
take your meds /v/ has no sound on webms

someone ask if they can leave doctors without borders behind and support a trans charity instead

BASED TINYTIM

TINY TIM MENTIONED

>>714804430
Same. I'm an ex-NEET (very long time) and the hardest thing to adjust to has been not being to just binge watch shit like EVO or this without caring about anything. Neeting fucked me up mentally for sure

>>714804295
I knew I was watching something incredible back then, it wasn't wasted on me. Just be glad you're not dead yet anon.

>>714803756
I want to fuck Jack's face

>>714804295
We're all trapped in a maze of relationships. Life moves along with or without you.

>Tiny Tim
Blessed run

Has there ever been some straight edge autist who played a chad game like DMC during these events? Every single time I tune into these streams the runners are slobs.

>>714804432
what about unobtainium

>>714804516
much like a randomizer, if you don't know the game by heart then how are you supposed to be impressed

>>714804516
yeah I mean I understand it makes the run a bit harder but as a viewer it makes it harder to follow what's supposed to be happening

>tiny tim
muted

>>714804538
>Working for the Russians
>Building the Shagohad
>Working on nukes
>Good

Why does he call the guards "gods"?

>>714804525
Well that's something at least. Thanks for the heads up bro

>tiny tim donation
instant SSS

>>714804554
Just google it, anon, there'll be a nice purple link telling you about it

>>714804597
That's seventy or more years old, definitely wasn't invented by shitty movies.

okay but what if instead of invisible enemies there actually wasn't any enemies at all and this is just a gimmick where when he fires his gun it spawns a "zzz" on the ground so this is the easiest version of the game but everyone is really impressed because they think the enemies are invisible??

Damn I don't remember the bosses being bunched up so close next to each other

>>714803864
>weird granny skirts paired with striped thigh highs
The absolute mockery of how actual women dress always cracks me up. The strange mix of anime schoolgirl and elderly woman, and then there's all the weird little bits and accent they copy but none of the actual main parts of dressing and presenting.
For instance, having a bow in the hair like a little girl in a school photo, but the hair is lank and tangled. Like a cherry on top of a plate of spaghetti.

>>714804580
There are a few runners who actually take care of their physical appearance and are relatively normal. They're typically oldhead Super Mario World runners or Super Metroid runners.

the endbros...he gets looped so easily...

>>714804729
Nah we've seen him fuck this run up hard some months back, they're definitely there.

>>714804667
Why do we like TinyTim here? I met him in person and he is as likeable as he comes across but on /v/ we hate everyone. At least I used to think that.

>>714804761
You obviously go much slower when not speedrunning so it feels much farther.

>>714804559
DWB is a trans recognized charity, they provide HRT to minors.

>>714804601
I miss him.

>>714804729
Speedrunners are so autistic if they thought he was cheating they would analyze each frame and discover that the Zzz appears on Frame .018 when it only does it on Frame .025 in the regular game

Is snake meat actually that good or was Naked just that hungry?

i'm giving my invisible donation to this run

>got me to laugh
A first time time.

this is cool and all but it's hard to watch for obvious reasons

>>714803789
ESA has a good track record

SNAKE EAAAAAAATER

I'm stillllll in a dreaaaammmmm SNAAAAAAKKKEEEEEE EEEAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

>sing along
MUTED

>>714804852
we don't

Shit crowd

Bravo Kojimbo

NOT FOR HONOR

>>714804664
> KungguK vs. PuccuP
Who would win?

Are ladders enemies?

>>714804729
this run is a sick flex only to people who have also: 1. played this game a lot and 2. played it on the hardest difficulty, otherwise it just looks like nothing lol.

>>714804096
Gee anon, I must have just imagined the fun I've had then.

IT'S OVER

Shout out to tech crew!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH DENIED!

wad a drill

>>714804917
But there's a 66% chance a board of autists will meme your game for eternity

SHOUTOUT

dafuq? I almost came

>>714804971
To people in wheelchairs

Whoopsy daisy

aww I thought it crashed

this is why I disable the shitty steam overlay. It probably crashed and took focus.

everyone would be singing at ESA

>>714804960
BUT FOR (YOU)

I'D GIVE MY LIFE
NOT FOR HONOR
BUT FOR YOUUUUUUUU
SNAAAAAKE EATERRRRR

>HE FUCKING RUINED IT
shit run, Im docking this by two letters

>>714804852
Other than being incredibly likable and positive, he runs obscure, old games and his runs are just generally fun an inoffensive to watch.

Also his personality doesn't at all line up with running some of the most bastardish platformers ever.

>>714804538
>Sokolov's entire purpose as a character is to illustrate how scientists are often the tools of politicians
>"Trust the Science" became a meme that people accepted naturally without question

poggers

What’s in her steam library bros?

>Kojimbo makes a ladder and holding one button
>gaymurs shit and piss themselves over it for years

How does he do it?

rip vod

>ruined the ladder
into ZZZ it goes

>>714804852
>we hate everyone
not really, he gives us no reason to hate him. it's that easy.

added her to my friends list :)

>no one singing along
Color me impressed wow. Good run now.

>>714804565
/v/'s turnaround on TinyTim has been quite something, he used to get a lot of hate on here

you can skip the ladder too though, it's just hard and janky as shit

rate her steam library >>714805048

>DONT LOOK AT MY STEAM LIBRARY
lmao

>>714805048
Nice username

>>714805048
>Deltarune
>Overwatch
It's over

IT'S OVER
ZZZ

>>714805048
>The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown

>>714805097
No porn, 0/10
Don't know why she freaked out.

>>714805080
It's a testament of the power of unwavering positivity and genuine enthusiasm

>>714805048
probably vegan

It's over

FISSION MAILED

>>714803472
Why was this even deleted? What rule did you even cite?

It's clear that there is a GDQ affiliated janitor here deleting things

Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in these GDQ threads?

I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads.

Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?

I'm doing this because I'm genuinely concerned I've been browsing GDQ threads for 10 years and have never seen moderation like this. Thanks.

DUBBEL CHOKEZZZ

>>714805063
Oh no, some people definitely tried, that first time he was on a GDQ, a lot of the GDQ fans absolutely hated him, similar with when ESA started putting some of his runs on stream 1 prime time rather than early morning stream1/2.