Thread 714802451

Genuinely how the fuck were you supposed to know this made you gay?

>>714802451 (OP)

Confirmed Bachelor has always been a slang for gay man?
Zoom zoomer.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/confirmed-bachelor

>>714802451 (OP)
It doesn't, you're the one picking the gay options.

In the era the phrase comes from, a man who never married would be suspected of being a closeted homosexual. Because why else would you not want to have sex or children in a time before there were so many fun distractions?

>>714802653
I'm an esl didnt know it referred to aids ridden freaks

Probably the naked dude and heart, retard

>>714802867

If you're an ugly brown mutt from a third world country then the game wouldn't be in english little zoom zoom troll :)

>>714802451 (OP)
Reading the text explains the perk

>>714802867
look at the picture

>>714802867
retard

>>714802867
>how was I supposed to know?
Because it says so
>but I can't speak the language
??

>>714802998
>ugly brown mutt from a third world
This is coming from farquaad of all people

>>714803070
Indians to buttsex all the time, it's considered banter

>>714803070
>look at the picture
It doesnt say gay to me
>Because it says so
Where does it say in text that it makes you faggot?

>>714802451 (OP)
Better question: why does /v/ worship this game? It has 2 gay companions that have extremely written out homosexuality vs the mass effect reusing the same dialogue and animations for same sexes and call it a day.

>>714803263
>a naked man with a heart over his head doesn't say gay to me

>>714803158

It's been years, how are you still so obsessed with me?

>>714803308
No? Looks like just a massage.

>>714802451 (OP)
By not being a retard

>>714803265
>Better question: why does /v/ worship this game?
Cuz it's a good game?

>>714802451 (OP)
literally don't pick the gay dialogue options you stupid cunt, that's exactly what they are: options

>>714802451 (OP)
The phrase 'Confirmed Bachelor' has always been used that way.

>>714802746
You could be autistic

>>714803523
Bugs and glitches aside, all the quests literally boil down to kill evil legion guy and acquire item x

>>714802653
>>714802746
>>714802867
>>714802998
>>714803070
>>714803093
>>714803137
>not getting married or having kids = gay
So you could bang endless brothel women and seduce endless "normal" women and people would still have a problem with it. Trying to imagine walking out of the brothel with your dick still glistening and some guy and girl try to call you a faggot. Ridiculous. Reminds me of the Romans saying eating pussy made you a faggot, and then they'd turn around and fuck guys. Don't forget all the statues of naked men with fully detailed genitals and all the famous poems about ass raping other men.

the phrase
>confirmed bachelor
means "always single" and is a joke about fags used to just pretend to be single

>optimal early-game perks force you into being a queer
josh sawyer is such a massive fag

>>714803770
every game ever boils down to a reductive sentence if you want it to shitbird

>>714804013
it's a euphemism
it's not that all single men might be secretly gay, it's that obvious flaming homos like lindsey graham pretend to be single straight men

>>714802451 (OP)
You should know by now.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/85XMgR7WdcvunNueomq_vQ/

>>714804013
What you're describing is just a bachelor, why do you think one would be "confirmed"?
It's just a tongue-in-cheek way of saying it, also you can get both perks, so it doesn't necessarily mean your character is a faggot, it just gives you the option to flirt with men

>>714803723
women used to have to put up with autism

>>714804013

Are you ok?
What a weird rant you went on.
> No no you see, i'm not unmarried because i'm gay! I'M NOT GAY! i'm unmarried uhhh to have lots of sex with women!!

It's not 1950 anymore, nobody thinks you're gay for being an unmarried loser anon, we just think you're a lonely ugly bitter incel who watches asmongold and will never be happy.

>>714804013
Yep. You're gay.

>>714803265
Arcade is fun but nobody likes the dyke. I fucking hate Felicia Day with a passion, she feels like such a fake and plays the same character in everything.

She stopped appearing in anything though, guess she got too old.

>>714804213
>>714804347
I mean I get it. I also get that it was really just a way to try to shame men into getting married and having kids.
Case in point see >>714804413
>>714804429

>>714804485
> REE YOU'RE SHAMING ME FOR BEING AN INCEL REEE

Touch grass.

>>714804013
if you are a drain on society you might as well be gay

>>714804429
nta but you do realize marty saying this is a joke about disproving the point you're trying to make right?

>>714802451 (OP)
The bonus damage is a little confusing.

>>714804478
>>714804551
>>714804587
https://files.catbox.moe/eg2odl.webm

>>714802451 (OP)
Being gay in fnv is optimal since you're gonna mostly be fighting men or animals in it

>>714804551
Enjoy all those diseases from those feces you love smearing on your dick freak.

>>714802451 (OP)
Look it's 10% damage on the most common enemy type in the game.
The real crime was knowingly locking optimization behind being a faggot.

It doesn't even make you gay. It just gives you the option to hit on male or female humanoids, which may also include an option for intercourse. In OP's case, you can have gay sex with male and female prostitutes as any character without choosing either perk. OP wants to keep perpetuating this as some sort of, "glass him" moment, but the only thing that actually changes is that he has even more choices to suck dick than he usually did otherwise. The extra damage is also pretty good.

>>714802451 (OP)
he about to penetrate the other guy in the back if you know what I mean

>>714804593
i bet you coward don't even shoot god

>>714802451 (OP)
Video Games don't MAKE you gay anon, you were always gay. You were born that way.

>>714804727
this thread is a flat circle, we're gonna have it again and again and again

>>714804652
> Incel, possibly also indian, starts talking about his scat fetish out of nowhere

You guys are so lonely.

>>714803070
SEE the skull!

>>714803360
A GAY massage.

>>714804875
Sow how many std's have you collected so far?

>>714804013
This was in 1950 you idiots, calm down.

>>714804084
The optimal level 2 perks are Light Touch, Rapid Reload, or Heave Ho!

>>714804413
How the fuck does the math on this work? Just a small portion of men cycling all women throughout the year?

>>714803770
What if you side with the legion, retard-kun?

>>714805287
then you get the absolute worst experience the game has to offer because they cut all the legion quests and made them le heckin evil chud-a-rinos

>>714802867
>I'm an esl
Yes, Hans, we can tell.

>>714805116
>This was in 1950
Then they'd just call you homosexual or gay

>if you werent married and had kids people assumed you were gay

damn was it really like that? was it really that alien for a man to be single?

>>714804084
Should'a played a woman if you wanted to minmax heterosexuality

>>714804013
u gey

>>714802867
Get off my board brownoid or even better fucking kill yourself

>>714805527

It must be shocking because nowadays you're used to you and your discord buddies all being lonely incels but in the past people did go outside and interact with others.

>>714805057
Preach it xister

>>714805614
how far we've come since then :)

>>714805527
It is also if you didn't have a girlfriend/woman.

>>714802451 (OP)
This went over my head too, I thought it meant my character had a university background.

>>714802653
>random people are obligated to know all slang items
Idiot.
>>714802451 (OP)
You are not supposed or not supposed to know. But you can intuit it from the picture and the term "bachelor" or considering the lady killer perk.

>>714804084
>>714805537
>optimal play is "be a woman"
>tfw you start to understand why this game turns autistic men into transvestites

>>714804873
Underrated

Californians aren't human.

>>714805830
> REEE I'M ILLITERATE SO THE GAME IS LITERALLY FORCING ME TO BE GAY

Please get your head checked.

>>714805537
>women have it easier
That's not what feminism tells me.

>>714805962
why are you listening to feminism?

>>714805832
I don't think those types are interested in staying straight.

>>714804668
You're probably right.
Assuming honesty on anyone's part on modern imageboards is a mistake.

>>714805614
Yeah and faggots used to be beaten for showing public affection... good times.

>>714805185
Yep, its called hypergamy

>>714805614
yeah we did then we were forced to "interact" with certain types of people

>>714805185
Unlike men, women are happy to share

>>714805586
Unironically whiter than you.

>>714804013
childless cat lady or chud incel
call it

>>714805938
No one's obligated to know anything or care about anyone at all, human.
OP's a moron, but you're a moron as well.
Whereas his type jumps to conclusions about gayness (even using the word "gay" in the first place, counter to the word's original meaning, is repulsive), your type is full of this unironic superbia on blandest matters. You're not noble for looking down on others.
Assuming OP or you aren't just baiting as usual, of-course.

>>714802451 (OP)
>jabbing a "knife" into another mans ass
what was there to misunderstand
the picture is completely a reference to gay sex

>>714805614
>>714806551
And if I manipulate women into bed that makes me an incel right? Kys
>>714806171
You get it

>>714804013
>famous poems about ass raping other men
name one

>>714806884
>And if I manipulate women into bed

hahahahahAHAHAHAH

Who do you think you're fooling, incel?

>>714806171
>hypergamy
just call it what it is
hive mentality
queens focusing on sex drones
while the rest are workers
that is how the human race is going function in the future
equal sexual social functionality is over

>>714806991
Learn how to google you disingenuous retard
>Catullus
>Martial
>Juvenal
>Petronious
>Virgil
>>714807131
>incel incel incel incel incel incel incel

>>714806171
I AM INVINCIBLE

>>714807213
Lolno. Civilization is going to implode, not have women get their queen bee fantasy LARP

>>714807294
never heard one of those
why do you know about so many poems about gay sex

>>714807294
>Trying to educate Amerislobs or encouraging them to practice critical thinking.
Roller blading uphill, friendo.

>>714802451 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SILLY IN GAME CHARACTER IS GAY NOW???? EVERYTHINGS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>714807458
From wikipedia when I learned that the Roman men thought eating pussy was gay and then I learned about their cultural obsession with guy on guy gay sex
>>714807495
Yeah other Americans are fucking retarded normally

>>714807386
ai is supposed to cover for it
that is why they are desperate to get this shift in humanity going forward

>>714807548
>taking wikipedia seriously

>>714806171
>invincible men

>>714807673
>Not using it as a means to find basic data, following sources, extrapolating and validating data, while cross referencing for accuracy.
Your public education is showing, mutty. You're given infinite tools and you refuse to grab even one.

do zoomers even know what trolling is? incel guy doesn't

>>714807847
You are spot on.

>>714802867
My man there is a naked dude in a towel on the table with a heart over his head. He was ready to get penetrated just not that way.

It's the gay version of the ladykiller perk lmao.

>>714802451 (OP)
It's got the same wording as Lady Killer

>>714807559
AI?
You're vastly mistaken as to who runs the show and to what extent.
Human females do not factor into this like >>714807213 example says, barring a hypothetical scenario of conspirators and inhumanity.
(((They))) pursue power et al, relying on queen bee structures would be like giving it away.

>>714802867
how is it called in your language?

>>714804013
This guy is unironically a fag

>>714802451 (OP)
>made you gay
It doesn't really because you don't have to pick any of the male flirting options and you can still have sex with women. Even then, the flirting options are mostly for the purpose of manipulating people for your own gain.

>>714802451 (OP)
>perk that makes you gay is one of the best
>perk that makes you straight is useless as shit

>>714804013
the Romans were right, they also said marrying an older woman than you was gay, and they were right then too. Sorry all you hag maxing zoomers, eating your granny wife's pussy IS gay.

>been playing NV since 2011
>never play a woman
>never take confirmed bachelor
>always take lady killer
>(all of YOU) "THIS GAME FORCES ME TO BE A FAG AND IS FOR TRANNIES!!!!!!"
nu-/v/ really is an army of closeted fags vs. an army of open fags, huh?

>>714808679
Don't you have a slave boy to rape?

>>714804013
The Romans were making the point that only a man more concerned with a womans pleasure than his own would perform such an action, which indicated he was subservient to the woman, which indicated massive weakness. They weren't wrong, either.

>>714808914
Women are never more cock hungry than after you make them cum with your mouth. They want to suck it and they want to get fucked by it. The Roman men were retards who liked fucking or getting fucked by other men.

>>714804084
I like to think of it as balancing. The extra damage comes at a price.

>>714809004
You have to understand that Roman men properly hated women and pleasing them was the least of their worries.

>>714809670
As long as the girl is recently washed and her pussy smells and tastes clean then I have no problem with it. Its not a chore to me. Its dinner. And I'm hungry. Eating women out gets my dick hard and then they get cock hungry.

>>714808898
God I wish
>>714808847
>>(all of YOU) "THIS GAME FORCES ME TO BE A FAG AND IS FOR TRANNIES!!!!!!"
It’s just low quality shitposting from summerfags, zoom*rs, and gen a*pha. During late hours, you’ll sometimes get a regular Fallout thread when all of them are asleep
>>714804084
>minmaxing in a ROLEPLAYING gaem
retard

>>714809004
lol
lmao
Servile little bitch.

>>714809793
>he cares about his womans pleasure
That's how we got feminism
Women deserve nothing and will get fucked disregarding whether they enjoy it or not.

>>714802867
It has nothing to do with you being an ESL, it's just that you are an ignorant nigger who is not associated with boomer slangs. Also, look at the fucking picture, there are even hearts on it jfc.

>>714802451 (OP)
>act gay
>game makes me gay
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>714804084
>conditional 10% damage bonus
>optimal
Maybe if you're retarded.

>>714809919
That is not what the word "deserve" means, mind-broken child.

>>714803070
I always thought he was just giving the guy a massage, I didn't think it meant gay. Also, literally nobody knows about the term confirmed bachelor.

>>714804084
>optimal early-game perks force you into being a queer
You do realize that you didn't have to pick the unique gay dialogue right? Like, why is it so hard for you "straight" men to choose not to be gay?

>>714804084
You're LITERALLY doing the meme drawing where there's a sword that does 10 damage and a giant rainbow fag dildo that does 11 damage, and going "wow why does the game make me pick the dildo???"

>>714802653
no one ever uses this term boomer scum

>>714810781
Jesus you underage sh*tskins are stupid as shit. The message, the picture, and everything tells you that it’s a perk for fags. Only retards like you can be this dumb

>>714809919
>t. seething incel who has never spoken too much less touched a woman.
I am incredibly forceful and domineering in bed, that doesn't mean I don't want my partners to cum. Protip if you make a woman cum she'll basically be willing to do anything for you.

Slight tangent, I don't get how you faggots can simultaneously be so sex obsessed and hate women. They're something of a requirement (unless you're gay).

>>714811047
NTA, I am sex obsessed because I want the dick sensations of sex, I hate women because of how they are as people and how difficult they make obtaining sex.

>>714811047
I just want the hole and not the personality and ego that comes with it

>>714811189
THANK YOU

>>714802451 (OP)
gays love violence against each other thats the joke
>>714810986
go catch some bugs, pozzed fag

>>714811169
Clearly then you know little about women, and would know little still even if you've, say, read and considered takes on females from other women themselves, like Florence Nightingale.
>"obtaining sex"
The sheer chutzpah of this hedonist.

>>714811465
I know plenty about women, I know all about their hypergamy, weak sex drives, and how to play on their emotions to manipulate them into sexual activity.
>The sheer chutzpah of this hedonist.
Are you serious?

>>714811169
>inanse cope bullshit
Call me a normie or w/e, but I'm telling you there's nothing to getting into bed. The bar is in hell for men, you literally just have to be one pip above a slovenly, insecure, self-interested jerk to be 'charming'.
Literally just don't be a fat greasy mess, listen and ask questions when a woman talks to you.
>>714811189
buy a fleshlight

>>714811615
>buy a fleshlight
I would if sex robots became a thing

>>714802708
This.

>>714811040
I'm not underage or brown, thankfully, but I was only 10 when FNV came out. I legit thought it was just you giving a guy a massage and killing him.

>what is literally penetrating a hole on a naked man's back
>special dialogue with "the same sex"
>contrasted with the Lady Killer perk
>"Confirmed Bachelor"
Are /pol/niggers retarded?

>>714804013
Holy fuck the autism fiesta

>>714811410
IIRC trannies are the worst offenders of this. They have the anger and hatefulness of gays but are more genuinely wrathful about it. Gays and trannies should all kill themselves. You too, fag.

>>714804013
Holy autist retard.
It was a euphenism to refer to gay men when it wasn't acceptable to be open about it, but neither to disclose relationships with another man, your family would say that your eccentric uncle just prefers being a bachelor etc.

>>714812009
>Are /pol/niggers retarded?
yes

>>714811561
Indeed I am. You're not owed sex to that point that one can state something so silly as "obtaining" it.
Sex for reproduction can be easy or it can be hard, but there are ways to get it. But you're not owed it, no one is, barring actual agreements.
Not all women are the same, and even if they were, you, as a man possesed of some will and character, could've ensured that at least on your end there are no issues.

>>714812202
Can't a nigga give his homie a massage without wanting to take it up the ass? damn

>>714804485
>it was really just a way to try to shame men into getting married and having kids
It really wasn't. Whoremongers were given the whale treatment back when the term was in vogue.
The emphasis wasn't on bachelor, it was on confirmed.

>>714812202
Josh sawyer is a faggot so ofcourse he's just projecting his own homosexuality onto the image.

>>714802451 (OP)
I refuse to believe anyone looked at that and didn't immediately know it was the gay version of ladykiller. It is so fucking obvious these threads have to be tranny trolls.

>>714811615
You are bluepilled on women plus onaholes > fleshlights.
>>714812046
>>714812135
And you retards still are trying to justify the conflation of gay euphemisms with a conscious rejection of marriage and children while still getting pussy.
>>714812303
>you arent owed anything
Then I dont owe anyone anything. Society can burn while I rut women in its fiery ruins for all I care.
>>714812408
I don't owe society not being a "whoremonger".

>>714804084
Bruh fallout 3 and vegas are piss easy games. There is literally no need to be optimal lol

>>714804013
>>not getting married or having kids = gay
Yeah and it's based. Settle down WHORE

>>714802867
It doesn't refer to niggers?

>>714812181
I am /pol/jeet and smarter than you
Have you not seen Indian man beating White failure at chess video.

>>714804013
SINK/DINK should also be a lifestyle that deserves societal scorn yes. Not just the gays.

>>714812653
You're low IQ and extremely triggered. Like those MGTOW evangelists.

>>714812782
>>714812816
Cope >>714812653

>>714812860
>NOOOO I'M NOT A WHORE!
Okay slut.

>>714812936
I'm at peace with my lust.

>>714813029
>I'm alone with my lust.
FTFY

>>714813221
"Alone" or "not alone" are not concepts that concern me. Keep projecting.

>>714812202
>JSawyer realizes that normies are retarded bcuz they kept complaining about deathclaws/cazadors, obvious perk messages, and how “hard” it is

>go in fallout thread
>disingenuous jeets and zoomers trying every way to call NV a tranny/faggot game because creator was some leftist or some shit or some perk in the game
>this happens in almost every single thread about fallout nv

>>714811047
thats not forceful or domineering, you're just eating pussy. thats like a woman sucking dick and thinking she dommed the guy.

>>714804013
I havent a post this retarded in a long while.

>>714813312
Well, he did say that he made the game easier so that the Fallout 3 audience would be happy, so I'm sure he was well aware of the retardation long before the game shipped.

>>714813345
it’s summer yknow? just wait for amerimutt & jeet hours to die down. yuroposters (even the underage ones) don’t rant about nonsense

>>714813510
Try deconstructing its validity

>>714813348
I didn't say that I did eat pussy, I said make her cum. Setting aside a woman could totally suck a dick and be in control (and frankly it speaks to your in experience you associate an act with innately being dominant or submissive).

You still haven't addressed that if you hate women, you could simply not have sex with them.

>>714802867
Lmao shitskins are so retarded, the image alone gives you the idea that this is fruity

>>714804084
Minmaxing easy games is pretty gay, anon.

>>714812653
>Then I dont owe anyone anything. Society can burn while I rut women in its fiery ruins for all I care.
Indeed. You've never owed anyone anything, that's how it works for all life on this planet. There is no point to make such childish "well then I DONT CARE" statements.

Your mistake is treating life, and even the so-called reproductive game as some sort of monkey back scratching transaction scheme.
It's not. You simply exist. Whether you are virtuous and act virtuosly, and construct an approriate reality from your actions, or not, is up to you, much like with all others.
In order for any select society to be humane and good it by necessity must be maintained by people who are interested in that.
Virtuous people don't need to maintain anything because the goodness of life is a natural consequence of their life.
In society full of questionable people it is hard, as one has to systematically circumnavigate sinners and their intrigue, ambitions and wants.
They simply don't care, just like those pitiful women, and just like you. Some are exactly like you, in fact.
When one breeds a population of consumers, one gets a mall in place of a nation.

>>714802867
it has a picture of a naked guy being massaged and explicitly mentions giving you unique interactions with the same sex

>>714813914
Cant expect men to nation build while being told "you are owed nothing you deserve nothing you get nothing suck it up and shut the fuck up".

>>714802451 (OP)
>Outside of combat, you'll sometimes have access to unique dialogue options when dealing with the same sex.
This isn't self explanatory?

>>714802653
I had no fucking clue this was a thing, still I always avoided the perk because it looks useless and gay

>>714814172
If your men must be told anything to build anything you've already failed.
Even historically that isn't how things are done. If no one dances waltz that's lamentable, but when one party doesn't dance tango, one either forces them to or shifts to burlesque.
If you don't, you're extinct. Such maladaptive conclusion, such weakness to subversion is very apparent and very exploitable.

>>714814518
Men aren't getting pussy and head en masse, men are walking away from propping up society en masse. Dick wettening is non negotiable. I am not a breeding bull or a work horse. I want to FUCK.

>>714804413
>more than 60% of gays are gay
No shit. Surveys are fake and gay.

My last courier was gay, I only slept with that black gay prostitute once

>>714802451 (OP)
It's an old fashioned term but it's fitting for fallout and you could have figured out from context.
Strictly speaking it doesn't have to mean gay but back in the day when there was a stronger expectation to marry if you didn't people would suspect it's because you are secretly a fag so it became a euphemism.

>>714804084
>he is bound by optimization
I'll take friend of the night because it makes for the character i am role playing, thank you very much

>>714814518
>if your men must be told anything to build anything you've already failed.
Damn so humanity has been failing since que acquired self consciousness and expanded cognitive abilities got it

>>714802867
Have you considered that it does the same thing as Lady Killer but for men

I'm gay

>>714814720
Then fuck. Are you so asocial that you can't persuade women to your side? Or are you perhaps so shallow that fucking is the only thing on your mind to the demerit of your entire being, your personality and your future, and quite possibly to your desire to fuck (as dumbest of coomers can repulse women via one of usual gauging tactic of choosing men that seemingly allow for the most possibilities)?
Prostitutes exist, even most ugly humans, as sad and tragic as their physical deformities are, manage to procreate, for crying out loud.

oh my god its a video game who cares?

Why would you not want free +10% damage? You don't HAVE to pick the dialogue options that make you fuck men just because they're available you know. You going to complain that there's nothing metaphysically stopping you from going out and sucking a dong right now?

>>714815315
I am good at seducing women but I have seduction and general women fatigue. I want to retire and just have the pussy be there, like when people retire and just have the money be there and they don't have to think about it or do anything anymore. And yeah we need cheap legal prostitution here in America.

>>714815020
Perhaps you jest, but that is partially correct.
Only in some considerations, but it is correct. One isn't obligated to build, or live in a particular ways.
Sometimes to do an X one must do a lot more, and when your pile of people, by their own ineptitude or as a result of optimization done by some other people over time, become so bereft of drive to better their life they can pay the price for it, especially if there are wars on the corner.

>Yes, I power game in RPGs
>How can you tell?

>>714815750
Nah, America deserves better than that, prostitution is never without consequences.
That said, do just that. Women like that exist too, even those that stay only for sex.

>>714804013
>eating pussy made you a faggot,
eating out a woman because your penis size it's inadequate to hit her cervix is the most cucked thing a ''man'' can do

>>714816004
No we NEED it. YOU just want to cockblock and blueball men so you can twist their arms into doing what YOU want them to do. Like women do.
>>714816021
Ask me how I know no woman ever came from your mouth.

>>714802451 (OP)
Bait.

>>714806848
??????
Do westoids usually fuck each other with knives

>>714802653
Never heard that shit. For the last 40 years we would just call them faggots

>>714808914
It's nothing to do with her pleasure and everything to do with me being a dirty bastard that wants to lick poke and fuck every hole.
>>714809004
Also this

>>714815130
me too

>>714802653
At what age do people start to assume you are gay because you've never been with a woman? Asking for a friend

>>714802451 (OP)
There's this thing called google where you can ask retarded questions without a bunch of people calling you a fucking moron.

>>714816089
I don't care about those men and women and their cheap lust to blueball them.
I simply don't like whoring and cheapskating half-measures. They disgust me.
>you
>WE
There is no we, Anon-kun. Some men are unscrupulous in conduct, some are, but even the latter can become mortal enemies if they share an object of their desires.
Absent of the latter, all men and women are enemies, so there are especially no we of any kind at all.

>>714816021
I know this woill be a foreign concept fo you given you're plainly not the type to speak to women but many women don't enjoy having their cervix battered (some do obviously).
>t. 20cm penis haver who constly has to go shallow to avoid it because she hates it.

>>714815130
FAGGOT

>>714816021
lick the clit, retard

why are there 2 low test beta males from r9k talking about women on /v/

>>714816465
There's this thing called 4chan where you can get angry at obvious bai-
-oh wait you're already familiar

>>714816357
Probably 21
My mom asked if I was gay when I was 12, must have given her zesty vibes

>>714816646
Mossad is paying pajeets to spam demoralizing shit on social media

>>714816543
You can't stop our dick wettening. Men are waking up and soon the demand for sex toys, sex robots, and legal prostitution will be overwhelming. The government and corporations will cave in because $$$$$$$ > women bitching

>>714804727
Kek

>>714816594
my dick is enough

>>714816947
Making them cum with your mouth literally makes their vaginal canal and cervix more sensitive you idiot

>>714816357
20s, earlier people might give you the benefit of the doubt you are shy or late bloomer, but if you don't show interest in girls by 20 they will start to assume you are gay

>>714816763
Sexbot industry isn't men-limited, and this isn't a victory you assume it'll be, assuming it even happens to any serious extent that won't be corrected or incur losses.
Your devolutionary men (and women) aren't waking up, they're dissolving asleep in the long term.

>>714804013
>Reminds me of the Romans saying eating pussy made you a faggot,
eating pussy is a sign that you've failed as a man. having to go down into a submissive position because your penis lacks the size to satisfy a woman is the most humiliating thing for a man, second only to watching her get fucked by 9'' chad or tayrone which will probably happen soon after

>>714816654
I was giving you helpful advice.

>>714817414
Who is "you"

>>714816723
:(

>>714817126
https://static1.e6ai.net/data/sample/3d/6e/3d6e0bc92a4537fad6430e62dc07c2df_alt.mp4
https://static1.e6ai.net/data/sample/cd/51/cd51dba613239511e048b3ee0bf6d91a_alt.mp4
https://static1.e6ai.net/data/sample/b1/d9/b1d9dacc6f074a3056463bb343d1ab0d_alt.mp4
https://static1.e6ai.net/data/sample/c9/e8/c9e8e16863f7d47d6ef69e6704270e16_alt.mp4

>>714817287
That's not how human intercourse works.
You allowed social contract and impure perspectives of sinful degenerates to warp your purity.
Cunnilingus is a physical act bashing lips on a clam, nothing else. The only questionable thing there is whether or there were others in it, or if you're the only one.

>>714817287
See >>714817069

>>714817287
>never touched a woman
>giving advice based on his cuck fantasies
Most women don't cum purely from internal stimulation, this is simply a scientific fact. Doesn't matter if you're normal or 'chad' or 'tyrone' it's not happening.
Also, that argument that an act is innately, in of itself, submissive is wild to me. If you tie a chick up and edge her for an hour is that submissive because you are't banging her?
Please, please, please go outside and speak to a human woman.

>>714803770
By your retarded logic wich a lot of people seem to follow to critizice other games then most videogames can be summed up as
>Go kill the bad guy and pick up ze mc guffin
>Go rescue the princess and collect coins
>Go to X and kill bad guys oh you can pick either the Y or Z path but both lead to X

>>714817315
>devs give option to kiss men
>game reviews suddenly spike up from 7/10 to 10/10
>but anon claims this doesn't change anything

>>714812202
to be fair you have to be very high iq to understand gay sex euphemisms

>>714817513
Is this bunch of meatsuits and their drool over biotech supposed to impress or scare? Those imbeciles can't fathom the sheer abyss of technological hell that can sweep or swallow them all.
On most roads, if they still want love and justice to remain in human mundane normal life, they stand to lose, and lose they will, as they're too stupid to play with such technologies.
Not to mention that these are mere journals. They don't represent much beyond whoever writes them, and payrolls them. It's a sleight of hand. Next thing you'll say FEMEN isn't a toy.

>>714816357
It was an older people thing. Today young men are often sexless and with dismal prospects so nearly half of them don't even try. They'll just think you're part of the 40% of men who don't ever bother interacting with women outside necessity. It's far more likely than being a fag.
You also net net social brownie points for being a fag today so there is little reason to hide it especially after you leave the family house. The closet hasn't been a thing in 15 years.
In fact the reverse is happening. The few fags that are discreet about it are not suspected because it's assumed that men that haven't openly broadcast their faggotry by age 20 must be straight.
At least that's the situation in bongladesh.

>>714816717
>>714817078
I haven't had people ask me if I'm gay yet in my 30's, but I'm pretty sure a lot of people think I'm mentally handicapped

>>714805057
At least when autistic whiney faggots go extinct we wont have to see if these cope comics anymore

>>714818256
Dude, we don't give a fuck. We want to cum. We want to ruth, thrust, grunt groan and moan in pleasure.
>>714818353
>t. woman or male feminist

>>714802867
>I'm an esl
which means you have AIDS from stepping on a pile of human poop in the street instead of taking it up the ass

>>714818297
my cousin asked me for the first time in my 30s and only because he was drunk. I wonder how long he's been wondering. He was like
>well we gotta find you a girl man, or y'know.. a guy maybe
I'm unironically closeted bi, but I lied and said I'm straight

>>714818445
Humans are a vastly more than shallow lust engines. Pitiful.

>04:07 in Delhi
Go to bed Rameesh.

>>714802451 (OP)
It literally says it unlocks special dialogue for the same sex.
Bachelor refers to someone who is sexually available, so in context, that confirms it's specifically for members of the same sex.
also like FP said, that's slang for gay

>>714818445
Youre going to die alone and you deserve to for annoying me

>>714802653
You don't even have to know about the slang. Just look at the image and the description. This is heavy autism-tier on the level of [Glass him]

>>714818886
Beta larping as a misogynist. Protip actual misogynists dont spend all their time seething on the internet

>>714802451 (OP)
>[shove Dijkstra's prostate aside, forcefully]
>wtf why gay?
Media literacy.

>>714819295
>Im so tough i need a lazy wh40k meme to prove it

>>714818297
My parents started telling me that if I bring home a guy that's fine too and they will accept it around my early 20s. I'm convinced they had a bet running if I'm actually gay. They gave up after a while though. I'm not sure if they still think that or just accepted grandkids are not happening.

>>714819479
Parents never cared if our dicks are wet, they only cared if they got their genetic line propagated or not.

>>714802867
Look at the fucking pic mane

>>714819448
>sissyfag scared by a meme

>>714818297
yeah I feel that sort of
>family
they don’t like talking to me because i look like Trevor Philips and im an asshole
>friends outside of work
don’t have em. ima loser
>work friends
no ones really asked about my personal life either because people prefer venting to me. but, they treat me well because at work: I dress well, groom well, and fake smile. most people spill their guts to me about their personal lives even though all I do is talk about fun hobbies. only very few coworkers ask about my personal life and they’re surprised im single. i think they’re just pretending to be nice tho

>>714818886
Yeah, it's almost like the show doesn't makes a point about these two characters making themselves and any women they enter a relationship with completely miserable.
In any case Op is huge faggot for not knowing that Confirmed bachelor was 1950's innuendo for huge faggot

>>714802451 (OP)
I swear they must have stopped teaching this in schools after the year 2000.

>>714816357
>>714817078

>>714820601
Fuck what the women think and feel. They are sex toys to be used for our pleasure.

>>714813583
>the absolute level of cope isometricfags come up with

Guys I don't know if I'm gay or just like dicks.

>>714820706
if you actually believed that and lived according to that belief you would not be there with the rest of us: You would either have joined some radical islamist movement or you'd be out trying to pick up some low self-esteem girl as part of your pitiful alpha male act. But in fact I suspect that you got hurt the same way we all did and you're trying to get away from it through this posture of contempt but your not fooling me you'd crawl from Spain to China on a trail of broken glass for a whiff of pussy and some affection from a woman just like the rest of us.
At least some of us have the decency to admit their situation.

The sheer amount of ESL's on this site anymore is depressing. I don't understand why the third world still isn't rangebanned.

>>714821460
You say that like all natives apriory speak like Oxford graduates. You're too optimistic.

>>714819238
i don't, that's for after work. before work is cooking videos

>>714821460
>>>/pol/

>>714821460
Wait for euro hrs or wait until summer ends. Been like this for years bro

>>714821460
I'm ESL and I knew what that meant, the niggers just never read a book.

>>714821653
>implying you can wait for this to end
we know from the hack that 67% of /v/ is India and SEAmonkeys combined

>>714821794
LMAOOOOOO AT: >>714821785

>>714821557
White ESL, at least on 4chan, understand English better than the native anglophones. They had to learn some language after infancy and made an effort writing in it. The average EFL is an EOP that writes in the same manner he would text his fellow illiterate buddies.

>>714802451 (OP)
If you're playing NV, you're already gay.

>>714817069
women orgasm is mental, if she desires you she'll cum easy, if she settled down with you for your beta provider abilities she'll need foreplay, cunnilingus, thinking about previous lovers and so on

>>714817725
>Most women don't cum purely from internal stimulation
with you

>>714821350
Completely untrue, it is possible to dislike women and have sexual experience with them at the same time. Men throughout history were like that.

I absolutely love eating pussy and feeling her squirm and hearing her freaking out as she cums. I love making my wife feel good. This thread is EXTREMELY gay and I feel sorry for you fags.

>>714825548
said the gay man to the judge

>>714825548
Eating a good tasty pussy is quite literally some of the least gay thing you can do. Haters have to distort the obvious by interpreting "gay" to mean weak, which is ironically one of the gayest thing they can say (interpreting sex as power relation is something that women and fags do).

>>714825872
>sex with women is gay

>>714825548
Based Bayonetta poster.

>>714825894
there is no reason your mouth ever needs to be near a vagina

>>714802451 (OP)
What do you think about the presence of the heart in there?

>>714825548
I'm a faggot, and I would love to eat a woman out especially is she's also making out with another woman.

>>714826206
Needs? I guess not. Wants? Hell yes.

>>714818909
>>714819241
forgot about this one. god bless autistic gamers

>>714804084
no, he's based for indirectly calling minmax people faggots

>>714802867
white gays are literally better people than whatever you are

>>714818353
you don't know how the human species or genetics work

>>714804084
I thought that it wasn't actually optimal to pick that perk (or both the heterosexual and homosexual ones), or something like that?

>>714806171
where's sadam husein's hiding spot?

>>714802451 (OP)
Im retarded, i never paid too much attention to the art and thought of the implication so i just thought "huh so it makes me talk to men good i guess" but now it looks so obvious.
Then again, i was yong and (extra) retarded when i played new vegas

>>714816357
In the US, about 15.

>>714813345
If we range banned indian all of the internets problems would be solved within days. Truly a filthy subhuman race. I wonder who's paying them to post here? Probably amazon through umbrella companies.

>>714807715
Except the smile one, and the middle, these work pretty much the same reversed like this. I've heard Southerners and religious fanatics say a lot of those.

>>714825548
Fucking queer

>>714830194
You wish, it'll solve nothing. 4chan primary visitors are always westerners.
It's not foreigners. Russian 2ch.hk has similar issues, but primary posters are russian speakers.
No, Anon. The internet problems are inescapable. 4chan, in spite of the genius of its technical platform, is in the end a garbage bin.
It's only natural that the contents are according.

>>714830716
south of da borderrr
down mexico wayy

>>714802867
Without knowing the cultural reference the picture of one man about to stab another naked man in a towel who has love hearts coming from him should have clued you in. Also the
>Outside of combat, you'll sometimes have access to unique dialogue options when dealing with the same sex.
Think idiot think! What kind of unique dialogue could such a picture possibly imply? Did you think it turns you into a fucking masseuse?

>>714804630
I fucking love ai memes like this

>>714831390
What if it really does turn you into a masseuse?
That oughta earn some caps.

How the fuck does this thread have over 300 replies? It's an open and shut case: OP is retarded.

>>714802451 (OP)
When I first played this game I took both sex perks for the 10% damage against all humans and didn't romance anyone.
Later the internet would insist I was a bisexual character, and I disagree because I was really a sociopathic manipulator of a character who loved murder more than anything

>>714831698
some of the most fun is calling OP a retard, even more when they admit they are an esl retard

>>714831698
most of the posts here are non-vidya. why do you think this thread is doing well?

>>714805854
I will now vote for trump

>this entire thread
Just subhuman simpoid losers trying to brag about woh's the biggest pussy whipped slave while calling everyone who doesn't worship holes a faggot and seething at incelgods. Grim.

>>714826356
Rugmunchers, this is your mindset.

>>714825548
>tranny avatarfagging as a foid
See?

>>714832695
I only speak for myself, and no one else.

>>714811047
Faggot.

>>714802867
Blind fucker.

>>714802451 (OP)
You still have to chose the options that make you do gay shit to be gay. Why did you chose to be gay?

>>714802451 (OP)
I played this game a lot years ago. I've picked this talent many times during those playthroughs, and I still find women attractive today.

It must be you OP.

>>714804013
I agree with the sentiment that a man not being married doesn't make him gay and assuming so is retarded, but Jesus Christ your whole post reeks of insecurity and pure seethe especially once you suddenly got off on a tangent and started crying over being seen as a fag for eating out women. Get a grip you little bitch.

>>714831170
If normal users are garbage indians are radioactive waste

>>714832838
Nah all faggots are like this and all rugmunching simps are disgusting faggots and they are all potential trannies.

>>714833000
He's naked, for fuck's sakes.

>>714812063
you're a bad person

>>714825548
>her

>>714833304
OK.

>>714802867
>all these seething faggots, who usually worship the ground non-whites walk on, immediately getting pissy and racist the moment someone brown says something they dont like
you love to see it. pay them no mind eselfriend, they probably just havent dilated in awhile

>>714802867
Why did this post trigger monkeypoxxers so hard?

Fallout?

It's a retarded term since faggots are more likely to be married to foids than straight men. It's just another sign of us living in a gynocentric matriarchal society where foids and their faggot tranny simp lapdogs try to shame and beat down on every self-respecting man who doesn't worship roasties and the ground they walk on.

>>714833842
tevke

>>714833842
I somehow doubt that was the case in the 40s/50s, the era where that term was coined.

>>714833842
Fact flood.

>>714802867
Don't worry, I only know english and I still would have fallen into this trap.

>>714833842
No lies detected.

>>714802451 (OP)
Reminds me of the Baldurs Gate 3 "who do you dream of" thing where anon made a guy and complained about it being gay lol

>>714802451 (OP)
>doesn't play a female character in a fallout game

>>714834473
Yes, shockingly enough most gamers are straight men and not trannies and faggots.

>>714834551
Hmmm... sweaty... yuribros are the straightest men on Earth
And people who self-insert don't have empathy and are also retarded.

>>714834356
Oh so if you ever have a dream and there happens to be a guy in your dream you are le gay? Retard.

>>714834634
Yurifags are degenerate.

>>714834634
First of all they are called yurisisters and second of all they are all valid beautiful lesbian transqueens. Stop being transphobic, chud.

>>714803360
I guarantee you're gonna end up ignoring some obvious signs and accidentally have sex with a tranny one day

>>714834737
No, they're base.

>>714834634
C/u/ck s/u/bhumans are all troons. They are all man-hating and self-hating but more than half of them also love cock despite that. That's why so many of them are also futafags, /ss/fags and trap/femboyfags. They are as far removed from a straight man as possible.

>>714802451 (OP)
Idk I just guessed it

>>714835087
Hmmm... sweaty... liking female/female action is mathematically the straightest shit there is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCVkDgZ2QYI

>>714811189
Then fuck men's buttholes?
Don't like women, and just want a warm hole for your dick, seems like a win win.

>>714835284
Yup nothing's more straight than not having sex yourself and instead watching others engage in sexual intercourse. The moment a man has sex he becomes a faggot because sex is only straight if it's between two or more women. Only a faggot would add his subhuman disgusting d*ck to the equation. In fact chopping off your dick is required to be straight because dicks are gay.

>>714835535
>Yup nothing's more straight than not having sex yourself and instead watching others engage in sexual intercourse.
You mean watching hardcore porn? A thing that has been happening since the creation of photography? Somehow, I doubt Deep Throat was made for the gays or trannies.

>>714835715
All porn is for faggots and trannies. Trannies wouldn't even exist without porn. Porn is poison for the mind and soul.

>>714835879
Are you really saying that anyone who watched hardcore porn is a faggot or a troon?

>>714802451 (OP)
>PERK: Flaming Homosexual
>A desire for hot men burns within you. Increased fire damage to male opponents. Outside of combat, you'll sometimes have access to unique, gay sex related dialogue options when dealing with men.
>wtf how was i supposed to know this would make me gay
>i thought the dialogue options would be me CONDEMNING gay sex

>>714835936
Yeah. Why would a real 100% straight man want to waste his time looking at others have sex? He shouldn't feel any pleasure from doing so.

>>714836109
That's a really... wild claim, but whatever, fair enough.

Honestly if you had to be gay you could do a lot worse than NV men

Like if I had to do butt stuff I would probably choose pic related opposed to whatever hairy bear protagonists were populating vidya at the time

>>714802451 (OP)
>>714802867
>>714804013
"Confirmed Bacholer" is slang from the fucking VICTORIAN period you stupid esl jeets

>>714821150
Pornography and inceldom turned you into a bissexual faggot

>>714809832
>summerfags
It's like this all year long.

>>714837530
>da incelz
Cope. Most degenerate cock lovers had sex with foids before. Incels are a beacon of moral righteousness and purity.

Pretty much all male yurifags I know in the Type-Moon fandom are very openly bisexual (and don't hate men). The only exception I knew was that one that really likes Shuten-douji, but now I see he retweeted trap Ritsuka fanart.

>>714838184
So much for the so-called "straightest fetish".

>>714803360
I think you actually are a faggot. No one pretends to be straight this hard unless they want hard cock up their shitters.

>>714838184
My favourite was the one who thought he was straight for years, and was surprised by the many comments saying they already knew despite:
>finding the ocassional male character hot
>finding an actual, 3D man with long hair majestic, something that never happened with him regarding any other person, male or female
The only other surprised person was another bisexual yurifag.

>>714836423
Arcade doesn't even act gay. If anything he acts like early 2010's, fedora glasses numales who think they know or can fix anything with rapier wit and sarcasm.

>>714804013
why did this post cause so much butthurt?

>>714838958
>Arcade doesn't even act gay.
Because being a faggot isn't his entire personality like in so many other games.

>>714838391
Most (non-scientific) surveys do show that most men into yuri in Western fandoms are straight. However, non-straight men are overrepresented, when compared to their share of the general population.

>>714802451 (OP)
it's new vegas, you're gay just by playing it.

>>714839352
Exactly. No one wants a man sucking their dick AND enjoying it. That's just gay

>>714838958
This. This is why I fucking hate him. Not even because he’s gay. But, because he acts like an annoying dorky redditor. The game would’ve been so much better if we got a Cannibal Johnson companion or Arcade’s father instead:
>Son gets killed by the NCR during the Sack of Navarro
>Enclave squad moves to Legion territory to avoid NCR persecution
>Legion territory is safe but still ran by ooga booga slavers
>Disgusted by it so much that they move to the Mojave (before the NCR occupation)
>The NCR occupy it
>Courier has to convince him to support the NCR in exchange for a pardon, the Legion for revenge, or convince him to runaway again
Instead we get Sawyers self insert. Yes, Sawyer himself admitted Arcade is his tabletop character and he just put it in the game. I knew something was up because Arcade didn’t feel natural

>>714803265
If it had been released today and an anon posted the dialogue for such as a thread discussion, they would be fuming over it and trashing the game every way possible. /v/ is legitimately one person

>10% more damage against men in a game where almost every enemy you encounter is a man
>the gist is your character is gay
I'm pretty sure I posted about this more than ten years ago on /v/ and anons saying it was stupid too since it made powregamers roleplay as faggots.

>>714802451 (OP)
confirmed bachelor literally means homosexuality.

>>714802451 (OP)
I'm a slav so I just thought Amerisharts were weird enough to give their homies back rubs.
Like when yuros kiss on the lips as a greeting.
Or when muslims hold hands when walking around with their friends.

>>714840846
Not literally, it got co-opted by queer culture in the UK whenever the obituaries would post someone who passed away and didn't marry. Hence, "confirmed bachelor". It was a huge red flag back in the day if someone didn't marry and in most cases it meant they were homosexual.

>>714841024
>in most cases
in minor cases*

>>714831105
It's really not that obvious, how I figured it was gay was because I used Cherchez La Femme a few times so I figured Confirmed Bachelor was for men.

>>714807213
If this nigger had actually read Catullus he'd know that when he's calling someone a faggot it's meant to be insulting

>>714840636
Yeah I would've preferred any of the other Enclave remnants, even the old lady who pilots the Vertibird. Arcade is just really obnoxious with his comments and even the method of recruiting him is a pain in the ass. Also, hes a goddamn coward. Hes in Caesars tent if you sell him to slavery and could probably kill him but he doesn't, he just continues to serve him.

A man is facing ass up with only a towel covering it and a heart floating

Context clues you nigger

>>714842542
1. His ass isn't in the up in the air. You imagined that
2. By sticking your ass in the air you can open your anus, suck air into your anus, and blow it back out. Just like manually burping.

>>714804084
>+10% damage to <50% of enemies (roughly 50/50 before you add animals, mutants, and robots into the mix)
>optimal
What

>>714802867
>the guy with a towel covering his ass and a heart over his head wasn't enough of a hint

>>714804084
Just pick Lady Killer and ignore the faggot perk, faggot.

>>714803360
>>714805006
>>714831105
>>714834847
>>714838507

>>714804013
You're a faggot

>>714817287
Marking this post with a (((star)))

>>714804413
>>714805185
girls date older men

>>714833418
i'm trans btw
ermm uhh if that matters >_<

>>714802451 (OP)
>>714802867
Did the image of the dude wearing a towel with a heart over his head not give it away?

>>714840679
Baldurs gate 3 is still generally liked despite some faggot shit

Fallout?

>>714817287
>to watching her get fucked by 9'' chad or tayrone which will probably happen soon after

>>714803265
You can sell the gay guy into slavery

Test

>>714802867
>I'm an esl
We can tell.

>>714802451 (OP)
i ain't gay but 10% damage is 10% damage

>>714841536
How I figured it was gay is because
THE PERK
IS AVAILABLE TO YOU
WHEN YOU ALSO GET THE SEDUCE WOMEN PERK
YOU DUMB FUCKS

Why is there no misanthropy perk that makes it so you do 10% damage to both sexes but less damage to animals?

tranny game

>>714840636
Jean-Baptiste Cutting was also made up for a table top game by Sawyer