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>>714799771
why is noone running co33?
>gf is away at a BLM rally
>house to myself
>dominos ordered
HOYYYPE
>>714807323 (OP)Why isn't shaggy invisible?
The page 10 rule has got to go
posting during the boring autoscroller part of MGS3
>>714806716Because it's infamous when a steam account to get leaked on stream for everyone to send them friend requests with steam profile names "Kill all niggers" and so on, because people on their personal accounts don't ever disable friend invite toasts, or any of the toasts.
So using a GDQ account makes sure these toasts are by default disabled and won't fuck with the run.
>>714807323 (OP)Yet another unsuccessful mig.
>>714807323 (OP)Proud of the baking discipline so far this event
>>714807387What toppings, big dog?
is this the first time we fell off?
>>714807378They did at ESA
>even the threads here are getting close to dead
you guys are the obly reason I still watch this shit, don't leave me
>>714807416it's not a rule
why is there no tinnitus alert for this run
boring autoscroller part.
any european wagies here? what runs are you watching during the week? dont answer if you can work from home.
I keep hearing him say "god" instead of "guard" and being like wtf
>>714807416Why? Every time you create a thread early you kick off an innocent thread on page 10 anon.
>>714807450No, no, he already said his gfs at the BLM rally. The big dog is topping her
>>714807323 (OP)I rate the baker a Z
>>714807509>why is there no tinnitus alert for this runNo shit
I had to turn off the audio because it was hurting my ears
>>714807561why is Roller Coaster Tycoon blue?
>>714807416There's been literally zero downtime in posting.
>>714807561The tranny flag colours always make me want some ice cream
>boss isn't invisible
wtf is this false advertising bullshit?
>>714807509the one time they have something actually harmful and they do nothing
>>714807669>why is Roller Coaster Tycoon blue?Look closer at the colors across the entire voting range
why crash bandicoot had more trans rights chants than metal gear? Is the world getting more transphobic by the second? we need to be better, guys
Did none of you faggots try to add him on steam?
>>714807561How bad was roller coaster?
Was it just people screaming trans rights and trauma dumping about how they got called sir at as fast food store?
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>>714807695Man just enjoy the run.
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>>714807695>>714807709read the last line of picrel
>>714807561>Bode CunnyThat's not until Jedi Survivor, anon
>>714807669The gradient is supposed to be a troon flag, but it was rated so low that you can't see the other colors.
>mfw takin' on the shagohod
>>714807428Thank goodness you specified autoscroller otherwise I wouldn't know which part you were talking about
Why doesn't GDQ simulcast on youtube? It's supposed to be a charity event.
>>714807675fuck yea neapolitan
>>714807804still disqualifies the run.
>>714807669TRANS RIGHTS
>>714807759>Why x had y?Why anon no read English textbook?
>>714807772Zero Speedrun explanation and just trans rights chants.
>>714807561Was the TMNT run super ass?
>>714807695I wanted you people about this, we saw this run two months ago.
>>714807561>RCTnice, very nice
>>714807845Because then they can't moderate chat.
>>714807848in finland we call that triojäätelösekoitusherkku!
When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory
>>714807903the turts are trans
>>714807848imma just take all the chocco there
>>714807890why text big words with small words work?
Estimates are just estimates anyways
>>714807759Because they had a token tranny on the couch that no one likes.
"Kylie" is a fat neckbeard loser who plays yu-gi-oh.
>>714807936Can't they turn off chat entirely?
>>714807945it's called fürst pückler
>>714807989how much of a faggot are you estimated
>enemies are suddenly visible for this portion
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>My whole family
did someone have a clip of the way he fights into the upper mountain area?
>>714807807So glad they kicked this fucking retard out of the events
>my sister and their wifwe
>>714807517I work as a librarian, gonna sneak off and watch Katamari tomorrow.
>>714808091Poor Goosebert.
any cringe happen yet?
any kino?
maybe some cringekino??
>>714808164Take that back
>>714807845Missing your adblock?
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>>714808091whats he drinking?
>>714808202I was more cringing about the "their" part
>>714808191That legitimately sounds like my dream job, even if the pay is average. What do you do exactly?
invisible enemy speedrun is shit for the viewer
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Who would win?
>>714807936They can moderate chat on youtube. If they don't want to they could turn chat off. Really reads like timing people out is more important than reaching as many people as possible.
>>714808224I've got a working twitch blocker.
>>714807845They have a contract with Twitch, they're not allowed to.
>>714808214>any cringe happen yet?Yes, the past four runs
Is there a reason he's using non-lethal weapons?
>>714808221Trannies > actual retards
bit less of a flex now that everyone's in a fucking vehicle
>>714808214>any cringe happen yet?Yes, immediately between this run and the last in fact.
im glad there are some good runs happening, first day was looking grim
>>714808310Chubbs here is pretty symmetric.
>>714807561What went wrong with Code Bunny?
>>714807521I like Chlods' style of dress, whatever it is
>>7148082871 hour is the sweet spot
>>714808310>>714808408that is what I was thinking just now
wtf
>>714807416It's not a rule.
Just don't post the new thread on page 6.
>>714808382>looking grimIt was grim. I legit think it was the worst first 24 hours of any speedrun marathon.
>>714808382today has been fucking awful as well
>"I'm glad we all had the same idea"
When has anyone in your hivemind not?
I completed MGS2 on European Extreme without a spoon. Top that.
Did I miss any Kungfus from the beat saber run to now? It seems like she's hiding more this event
>>714808418Trannies appropriate the cutness of bunnies to be femme and cute and it doesn't work.
>>714808310how is she so symmetric?
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>>714807897>Zero Speedrun explanation and just trans rights chants.Yup
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2505273008?t=22h59m15s
>>714808514the less of that butter golem the better
How much sex is had at GDQ?
>>714808514Lads, I'm in love
>>714808486I completed MGS on Hard
Without Milk.
>>714808514She needs to lose weight
>>714808514brother she works 2 weeks a year, you can't expect her to be there all the time
>>714808554the moon is symmetric too
coincidence?
i think not
>>714808514more like kungfupacup amirite
>>714808514>It seems like she's hiding more this eventGod, I wish that were true.
>>714808647I hope that guy got his money back
>>714808647how the fuck is that a bannable comment
how
>>714808632she's trying but food literally finds its way into her mouth. please understand
>>714807640Megaman X4
By comparison, that is
>>714808214https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2505273008?t=27h12m32s
>>714808382First day is always not the best, but this time it definitely was truly awful.
>>714808574This guy must be a groomer or something
Did he really memorize the position of every PS3 game for this run?
So glad I got back for the MGS run. And..is that a proper female's voice I hear as the host?
>No more Coco this whole event
>>714808486I completed MGS2 on European Extreme without drowning.
>>714808734I made it about 5 seconds into that clip
>>714808310Damn her face is symmetrical, she would pass the nazi craniometry exam even with her hair color
>>714808716it was during corvid
runner was wearing a mask
>>714808486I completed revengeance on Kiss You're Ass Goodbye mode
>Finally CQCing the boss with finesse after a whole game of being CQC'ed
Kung Fu when she was actually hot
I beat MGS4 without falling asleep, so HAH!
>>714807323 (OP)Paramedic a cute
>>714808876That was last winter.
>>714808934She's really going to die childless, isn't she?
>>714808716Because it's not toxic positive. You said something negative in their environment that is only good vibes of HYOOOOOOOPEEEE and you must be taken out back and shot because of it.
If you say something negative, it will destroy any desire to donate. They need those donos anon!
uhhh that estimate is getting real close
>>714809015Not if I have anything to say about it
UNDER ESTIMATE. I give it an S.
This boss fight seems kind of shit.
People worship this fight?
>>714808310>>714808858I don't even care anymore that she is built like a linebacker.
With a face that symmetric her DNA must be a goldmine for desirable recessive genes.
Literal breeding mare
i see 4 dudes sitting there. how are 2 of them she/her? has everyone become fucking crazy? what nonsense is this
>>714808934no hips
no tits
>>714809035Shoulda given her some money on Twitter if you miss her so much
I could never play a MGS game, way too many cutscenes
>>714809106Are you stupid
>>714808716Chat jannies are ESL and don't know that ass is a synonym of donkey.
>>714809082It was 1:10 but got pushed up
the fucking fury put him over, I knew it would
>>714809106There is one she/her sitting there and she's clearly a girl.
>>714809149shut the fuck up troon!
Rate Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater!
>>714809106You might be retarded anon
>>714809146IT'S OVER!!!!!!!
>>714809160Oh. AT estimate. I'm sorry.
>>714809146It's not really though.
>>714809249S for inviSible
Overestimate, one of the bosses was literally not invisible.
visible scientist
run ruined.
DNF
>>714809239>>714809249A, solid for the most part
>>714809249They didn't finish it so DNF
>>714809239>>714809249B
Impressive but not a really enjoyable speedrun to watch and overestimate
>>714809239>>714809249C
overestimate and invisible enemies made it annoiying to watch
>>714809249>>714809239A, Fun but over estimate. The invisible mod def upped the difficulty.
>>714809212LOL it was still over estimate anyway
>>714809239>>714809249F
>>714809239>>714809249>OverestimateC
Doing favors here. Also, the gimmick was not fun.
>>714809249>>714809239A
the finale saved the ladder fiasco
HE DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME, HE LEFT OUT THE OCELOT STANDOFF
>>714809239F
>>714809239A. The first good run.
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>>714809239>>714809249A-
easily the best so far
>>714809106the host is a female, and the thing on the left with the big forehead is a female
>Time after Big Boss shot
Shouldn't it be after the Ocelot scene?
>>714809249B .Was an A until overestimate.
>>714809249A. Kudos for being able to do this with invisible enemies.
>>714809249A
couple of legit kino moments and overall on point
>>714809239>>714809249B. Decent run but the gimmick was stupid.
>>714809074If only somebody would go to trash and post more..
>>714809249>>714809239So close to an S, but due to overestimate - A. Really enjoyed it tho
>>714807561What do you call a godless night that lasts an entire week?
>>714809239>>714809249S. Great commentary, fun moments, didn't overstay its welcome
>>714809249>>714809239easy A for me FUCK THE FURY
>>714809382I was wondering this too. The last bit of gameplay is the revolver scene
>>714809071>>714809119>he doesn't appreciate small boobs
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>>714809239>>714809249C it's not as impressive when you've seen it before
>>714809239>>714809249A. An absolute testament to just how much he routed it out. I'm thankful for how much I was able to just soak up the moment and follow the execution. Well played.
>>714809429A godless week?
I swear you anons sometimes ask the dumbest things
>>714809239>>714809249D-
Retarded gimmick and boring
>>714809239A. I enjoyed the 15min I saw of it.
>>714809290It really was.
>>714809475>I've watched other speedruns, therefore I rate this speedrun lower
retards who care about the estimate so much are on the same level as the GDQ "no fun allowed" mods, actual trannies.
>all these faggots saying A for a DNF/Overestimate run
kys
>>714809429A heathen hay fortnight.
I hope Castlevania is good
DragonBlitz looks like a fag but he's alright
potential GDQ tea? this is their former head of enforcement who I guess doesn't work for them anymore? hmmmm
>>714807393Do you have gifs of this scene for the other moms? Lusamine or Ness' Mom in particular?
>>714809527No, we saw this exact run by the same runner a month ago.
>>714809249S
This will probably be the best run of the event
>>714809239>>714809249C
Invisible enemies isn't impressive when you've played the game more than twice. Memorizing all the guards is super Easy
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>>714809531Whatever you say, Keizaron.
>>714809531Overestimate = choke = shit
How entertaining can a Jedi Survivor run be? Fallen Order is the superior game
I don't see what others see in MGS3.
Still thinking about the Quake 64 run that put the runner on the verge of tears.
>>714807378really they're not? surprising, I skipped the ESA run expecting to just watch it at GDQ. oh well haven't started Act 3 yet anyways
I'm looking at the schedule and the Donkey Kong Jungle Beat is a trans furry. be warned
>>714809596>vaguepostingeither spit it out or shut up about it
>>714809537charts are highly biased just like vidya journalism, how didn't you knew that already
>>714809596don't see how you can brew a tea from this
>>714809537>>714809531>"how DARE you expect a speedrun to finish on time"
>>714808934This is misleading because you assume there's a nice ass behind but it's hank hill
>>714808281It's pretty chill. I live in a smaller city, so it's mostly helping people find the books they're looking for, recommending books, returning books to the shelves and buy new books for the library and register them in our database. My colleague has story times for school classes and the neighbouring, slightly bigger city library, have events, like recommending books of certain themes or inviting authors. There can be a bit of downtime so I'll just read books/comics or if I'm working alone I bring my 3DS or watch my phone.
>>714809596I wonder if it’s because of blacktastic
>a moment of peace with no announcer yapping endlessly
>checkpoint
didn't we already have this today??
>>714807561I didn't watch the Timespinner run, but how was it an ad? The game came out in 2018.
>>714809697Yeah we literally saw him before the MGS3 run.
>>714809737Yeah that's a dream job but I don't think there's anywhere near me where I could do that.
>>714809745You jinxed it.
Don't bring your kids to this event
>>714809747how else will staff justify their salary?
>>714809747One's not enough for the egos of all of the theater kids.
I don't like the way this guy talks
>he/they
oh that's why he talks like that
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It amazes me that people bring their kids to this
This host sounding Zesty
>Introduces himself twice for no reason
I do not have high hopes for this
>>714809570he's been looking pretty normal for a while since he cut his hair and stopped dying it
also made a get the white women outta here joke when he got hit by an errant wereskeleton during a livestream
>>714809728imagine a quake run but add everything that could possibly make it dogshit
>>714809815>I didn't watch the Timespinner run, but how was it an ad?Game included in the GDQ Humble Bundle deal that's currently active. Technically RCT is also one, as it's also in the same bundle.
>>714809815>dev commentating
>>714809897>he/theyIt was over before it began.
>>714809696>>714807378I'd bet my house on 33 being a bonus incentive run, no way they don't cash in on the hype
>>714809239>>714809249B would've been better for me without the invicible gimmick even though it was impressive, the final scene was fun though
>>714809728Runner was comically incompetent to the point of his couch making backhanded comments comparing him to a brand new runner of the game with all the mistakes he was making. Also went over time, hit a donation incentive and could even do the tricks.
How are we lookng so far? Someone post the statistics board, please
>>714809382>>714809462It's an easy moment with no ambiguity to when to end the timer. Speedrun submissions still ask you to show the end score screen, iirc.
>>714809884These people don’t care if their children see shit and potentially become dog fuckers
>>714809714Charts are compromised by a cabal of barafaggot sex pests.
>>714809737Recommend me an astronomy book with old black and white probe images of the solar system that sort of look haunted.
>>714809728He made a mockery of Quake
isnt this that fighting game max streamer that /v/ always spams?
It's the MONEY TRAIN BAYBEE.
I wonder if this game will be as dogshit of a speed game as the prequel
Is there enough oxygen in that room?
is this run only possible on the PS5? why the fuck would you do this on the PS5?
Are these guys related? They look like twins.
God damn that leg spread is pretty alpha
>bringing your grandma to this tranny fest
LOL
>>714809925Timespinner isn’t in the bundle but the dev was commentating
>>714809728Terrible runner on a shit version of the game playing a shit addon really shittily with a heaping dose of GDQisms and screaming.
Bastardization of the original speedgame.
looks like these guys are good
>>714810115how many years of your life are you going to waste being confused by something everyone else can figure out without having it explained to them?
Is this even about cancer anymore? or is it just doctors without borders
Wanted to donate 5 bucks, but not if its not for cancer
>>714809696If you want to know about the structure of act 3, it's completely open and optional how much you want to do. There are some cool story bits and optional fights to discover, but the speedruns will almost immediately finish the game after the end of act 2.
>>714810115I would have put: who/cares desu
>>714810183No one is confused. It's just retarded.
>>714810128Does this disgusting bitch know what a toothbrush is?
>>714810142huh, you're right
thanks for the catch
>>714810128Those are some yellow ass teeth
THANK GOD IT'S NOT A PC RUN
is this the movie game block?
>>714810219wow that's BADASS
>>714810198grandma gamer run at RTA would be legendary, bitch is 95
>>714808934>hotLets not exaggerate.
>>714810295her voice is annoying and she looks worse in the survivor.
Apparently this guy fucking sucks
Shout outs to the first game in this series having some of the worst level design in AAA gaming. I hope this one improved on it.
>>714810140I think she should unironically wear a mask to this. She's a granny to a milennial so she has to be a trillion years old, she managed to fight cancer off in an advanced as fuck age, she surrounded by the unhygenic dorkfucks
>WE NEED TO MEET THE INCENTIVE
holy fuck gdq would be so much better if the hosts just shut up
Pretty damn good environmental design in this game.
It looks like complete ass to play but the art is very nice.
>>714810342>sexy Slav voice>badGay
>>714810345gee billy, twice the WR's time?
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>>714809947>theyGuess that's why he introduced himself twice
>>714810345>Almost double the WRoof
this announcer does not shit the fuck up huh
>>714810389I'm not a fucking Z cuck, maybe that's why.
>>714810342Saar you are wrong
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>>714810363LETS HIT THAT FAST FOOD GOAL
>>714810338nta but very nice
this is the shittiest gdq.
>>714810295Didn't she cuck the mc with some other dude fucking him in MCs room/bed in the sequel?
>>714810302Funny how this is such a novelty, but is eventually going to be completely normal, besides making it to 95, god damn.
>he/they
I mean what situation is the they going to come up in? I just feels so performative.
>>714810345Wrong category, Anon.
>>714810345MrBenuto smashing the leaderboards after a year.
>Under half this runners best
>>714810345Wrong category.
He's still 6 minutes behind WR on this one lol lmao
>>714810345Wrong category
>>714810521He's there, can you give it to they?
This seems like a nice honk snoo run to unwind after getting two good runs back to back
>>714810521100% just to join the rainbow clique with low effort.
>>714810128no way she's still in her 20s. if she is she's like 29
>>714810482No, she was turned lesbian in the book that plays between the two games, written by Sam Maggs, but Respawn just ignored it in Survivor.
>abusing disabled cuck features to glitch
I'm already Zzz
Remember to buy the SGDQ 2025 bundle!
>>714810531>Still 8 minutes behind WR in his specific console only category
>>714810531>still 25% OVER WROof
>>714810565yeah, but WR was just 4 days ago
so maybe there was just found a new skip
i don't really know, just a bit benefit of doubt
>>714810482You are conflating things.
Sam Maggs wrote a novel that tried to retcon Merrin into a lesbian despite her clearly being set up as Cal's love interest in Fallen Order. Survivor makes absolutely no mention of this, and Merrin gets together with Cal during the game.
>that time they ported a ps5 game to ps4 and it looked better
>>714810363They could probably make $4 mil easily if they sold an optional game-audio-only channel
Stop calling me a tranny I AM NOT A TRANS
>>714810467I remember getting a severe headache from watching DSP play this game, he died to the frog boss like 70 times in a row.
>>714810115>>714810183Dont worry i will explain it to the retardanon:
People who live in countries without gendered pronouns or pronoun hysteria think this is the default answer, since "they" is a polite way of referring to someone, in history youd refer to kings and aristocrafts as they if you were a peasant. So a european looks at the "what are your pronouns" box and wonders what the fuck does that even mean and enter "they" as the second one.
Wow TWO not-loading screen shuffle-squezes in 2 minutes?
>>714810621>Sam MaggsWhy is she still finding work in this industry?
How can a woman keep falling upward?
>>714810530Sounds like a proper skilled video game player.
>>714810773I'm glad she got btfo.
respawn/ea won.
>>714810604I don't know why I find buckposting so funny
>>714810685>Code Bunnyhttps://x.com/SoftSeventh
Why do Playstation games put in those obnoxious slow sidle past things segments?
Am I crazy or is he backtracking?
>>714810685you certainly jest
>>714810918pseudo loading screens
>>714810685This is probably the worst GDQ bundle they have ever had. Compared to last years it's not even close.
God I fucking love squeezing through narrow gaps to access new areas and then losing control of my character not long after.
>>714810918Loading transitions. Seriously.
viewership continues to hit all-time lows (white is this event- purple is agdq earlier this year)
>>714810871sometimes people get real creative with the language used
Am I retarded or does the donation reader sound kind of like David Cross
>zero reaction to family dono
Based autist
>>714810918loading screens without the screen.
it's really fucking stupid imo, especially on PC when it should be neigh instant anyway.
>>714810918Masked loading screens. Kind of like how Metroid Prime's doors can take variable times to open depending on how you approach them.
>>714810918Masked loading screens to accommodate for slow laptop HDDs inside old ass consoles. Which sucks any current system.
>>714810795both the first game and the 2nd game rematch with the two was probably the most funniest and like you said, headache inducing thing to watch
the amount of complaints the man does is nauseating
>>714810871I died laughing hearing this air on PBS about the kid leaking military secrets on Discord
https://youtu.be/AkgkBEuEHwU?t=1923
@32:03
>The server name eventually changed to Thug Shaker Central, a racist and homophobic reference to gay pornography.
>>714810813Journo connection and diversity
>>714810796> So a european looks at the "what are your pronouns" box and wonders what the fuck does that even mean and enter "they" as the second one.anon...
>>714810773It's obvious she didn't even play Fallen Order, the excerpts I've seen of her book have everyone wildly out of character, and it was incredibly obvious they were setting up a future romance in the first game, so her attempts to change Merrin into a lesbian, like she does for every single female character she gets near, were ridiculous.
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>>714810773>look up her VC>can barley hold any position for more than 12 months>most was bioware for 2 years for "writing" Anthem>still gets hired by companiesJust how?
>>714810984forgot to attach
hard manspreading
this chud is cancelled
>>714810795>frog boss like 70 times in a row.wait til he sees frogskin duo on GM
>low energy host
>low energy runner
>low energy couch
Holy fuck, this guy is a living energy vacuum
>>714810773NIGHTSISTER TITTIES!
>>714811159should drink some the red bulls they have right there
>>714810984>>714811107Screw the rate charts- THIS is what I'm looking for at each of these GDQ threads
I will actually watch the jedi survivor run because ive been playing the game recently
I'm making a starbucks run, you guys want anything?
>>714810338Oh well, thanks for that in either case.
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ZZZmoneytrain
>>714811070>unavailable to view in canadathe bussy brothers working overtime
>>714811102Sucks a lot of dick despite claiming she hates men. Also she's married to one. Or was I don't know who cares really.
>>714810813>a woman keep falling upwardYou answered your own question
>>714811226venti caramel ribbon frap and don't tip them, fuck baristas
I can lmost tolerate the troon shit and endless pandering if the runs where good, but most are not, its like they got the worst runners imaginable.
They'
They've banned so many people it seems they can't get good runners anymore.
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Someone finally open the damn fridge and grant those guys some energy. They need it.
>>714811313She divorced her husband then came out as "gay", that's what started this extreme shift to obnoxious lesbian pushing everywhere
I'm not familiar enough with speedruns for this game, but how the fuck is he going to do this in 40 minutes?!
>>714811208there's something off with this pic, is she photoshopped in?
Prime cocoposting in gdq trash thread
I like this low energy run; helps that both guys look fairly normal too.
>>714811226get me a bagel
>>714811208Damn how old is this? She looks so young here.
>>714811226Vanilla frappe because I want a little treat.
>>714811113What does this dude think he owns the place?
I can't focus on the gameplay!
>>714811438MODS MODS MODS
>>714811452costco-brand northernlion
>>714811484Shut up retard, it ain't showin a thing
>>714811208goddamn, she hit the wall at mach 3
When I played this game every cutscene had such atrocious shader compilation stutter to the point I couldn’t watch them. It was something like 3fps every four seconds. I forgot to go on YouTube aftewards to watch the cutscenes and now it’s been too long. Can someone give me a summary of the story without using the letter ‘e’?
>>714811438Sauce me up senpai.
>>714811226i want you to tip them
I can't stop staring at Zmoneytrain's clawgrip when he pushes buttons. They look like bug crawlers
Just think, by the time he finishes the level in a minute or so, the WR runner would have been done the entire game by now and hes not even 25% of the way done.
how is it so choppy? kek.
>>714811438>the bit of stubble at the very bottombueno
>>714810183>>714810796I didn't think the genuine question would trigger you that much.
Guess jokes on me for expecting people like you to not act like total assholes about all this bullshit
Should've just called it tranny nonsense and moved on.
>>714810773>Respawn utterly dabbing on her in Survivor
>>714811581You travl around and shit xplods
>>714811484You absolute little ponce
This sleepwalker level of energy makes me appreciate the previous two runs more
>ask for a donation
>complete silence
>so monotonous the host didn't hear you
kek
They speak so very slowly
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>>714811739I like this guy's skinwalker level of energy.
>>714811695>coomer bait posting>no source in filenameffs
>>714811843What the absolute fuck
>>714811391What did you mean by this, Anon?
Are we rerunning ESA with this run? Feels just as high energy as ever
Are the glitches only possible because of cripple cope features? Kind of gay desu.
>>714811952We need to go WIDER.
>>714811952Thanks Mr. Skeletal
>>714811362Apparently some of these are props and don't even open.
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Hey hey, wiggidy wiggidy!
>souls combat with a lightsabre
stupid, he should just slice through anything
>>714811843It looks like he tried to take a cool chill pose, but then became too anxious to move
>>714812083It's not really soulslike desu.
>DS SGDQ
This will never happen, will it?
>>714810685I bet this will sell the least of any bundle they've had
speedrun ? more like sleeprun
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>>714811997strechting it either way makes him look more normal, lol
>>714810278>why the game look like vaseline on a base ps5?>pic rel>ah
>>714812163WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GAMES DONE QUICK?
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This game looks like a blurry mess.
>>714811952Imagine the BALLS on this MAN
>>714812083Does the whole stupid thing of contextually only doing mild cuts, meanwhile you put the right console command into Dark Forces 3 and 4 and you're dicing enemies up left and right.
This run is easy on the ears. I like it
>>714811843>>714811952he looks fucking huge, he's at least 6'5
>>714811974There might be Cocos in /trash/
>>714812248I'd rather not
Tanalore.... Home....
Also wtf was that weird cutscene thing?
what star wars movies are worth watching?
Hasn't been any good hosts this year yet, insane. All the good ones I feel like have moved up in the organization and don't have to do it anymore.
>>714812367original trilogy + andor
>>714812367New Hope, Empire Strikes Back.
Rest suck.
>>714812392>>714812393Where the fuck did them saying hype like this even come from?
>>714812191Cyclops ruins it for me
>>7148123674-5-6
Maybe 1-2-3
Andor is good, Rogue One is at least watchable
That's it basically
Has there been the mandatory Kaizo Mario Hack run yet? Every GDQ must have one
>>714812415Prolix seems to be the least irritating so far.
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>>714812327May he rest in peace.
>>714812415I miss that host who would always be on for early morning Diablo/Diablo 2 runs, where he'd chat with the runner about the run and even help with commentary/explaining mechanics.
>>714812367only the disney trilogy
>>714812415you guys might actually be collectively mentally ill, such weird arbitrary "standards". this is the only run ive bothered to watch throughout this whole event and its perfectly fine because im more interested in seeing the game in another light having played it recently, the fuck is the problem?
>>714812415they probably ran off all the actually good ones
>>714812510Mega Man Maker coming up soon, should be similar.
>>714810773>>714811372this chick was kinda hot at one point
shame
>>714812572that one's category IS kaizo levels
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Missed the start, does Vader show up in this run?
>>7148123674-5-6
3 is the best prequel movie, might be enjoyable on its own, but if you're a big fan at this point then you might love the full prequel trilogy.
After that, just checkout the pre-Disney games and books, there's a lot of honest gems.
If you MUST check out Disney Star Wars, check Andor, then Rogue One, and nothing else. People recommending Mandalorian are lying.
>>714812415It's fundamentally impossible for any of their "hosts" to be good. They're parasites by design, taking away from the run instead of accentuating it. That said, this current host is thankfully willing to let the run be quiet, even if he is a fake hypeman when he does interject
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this couch is making me go to sleep
>>714812367OT and then 3.
>>714812716This is actually every single star wars character except maybe Hans Solo. And almost every actor who does a big star wars role says some shit like this
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>>714812214it doesn't even look impressive, how does that happen
>>714812683og trilogy and 3. Phantom menace is great if you're into politics
>>714812683Mandalorian shit is for Disney adults. As far as I'm concerned star wars died a long time ago but it's full zombie mode for anything after rogue one
I really enjoyed the Crash run. We had a good vibe here in the thread while it was going.
>>714812367the Holiday Special
Bea Arthur deserves it
>>714812214>why noun look likeESL alert
>>714812863bas optimization
>>714812942>le good vibeOk homo
The Force is a helluva drug
>>714812854The absolute size of this man's gonads.
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Runner may be low energy but this run isn't halfbad
>>714812987BASED
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>>714807561The Banjo-Kazooie run was underrated. It was pretty good shit. I'd give it at least an A
>>714812683> People recommending Mandalorian are lying.I'm gonna second this. Mandalorian is complete garbage
holy fuck what a lame final boss
Andor is the best thing in the entire Star Wars franchise and it's not even close
>>714812863It looks really unoptimized with having almost the whole environment being built from 3D scanned rocks
>>714812987Shame Stargate Universe killed Stargate when it did, though they were getting pretty old so there are probably worse ways it could have gone out.
>>714813121you are complete garbage
>>714812553I was not talking about the run at all, the host anon, the actual announcer READ and stop looking for a reason to argue your view that this shit isn't in a steep decline of quality over time.
>>714813121First season is good. After that is when it starts getting terrible.
This couch was boring as fuck
Monotone and stupid
>>714813190let me guess, you think so because of the rape, don't you
>>714812881It's not the politics that people love about TPM, it's the world. Droid armies, majestic dynasties an underwater civilisations, pod racing, expert Jedi in their prime for all their brilliance and inflexibility. The film lacked spice. Its characters weren't gripping like Luke, Han and Leia. But the pieces were there for things that built the Star Wars world that not only captured people's imagination, but gave stories which did live up to the prequel trilogy's promise.
was the guy forced to do the run or something?, it was dead on life
Can't wait to see the tricks they pull out of their asses to get bongo game onto the schedule
Rate Star Wars Jedi Survivor
>>714813235As usual with these things, first was accidentally way more successful than intended and so everything after that got micromanaged to fuck.
>>714813258Nah it's like weekend at bernie's
>>714813162He is. Also yet another fucking Jedi that survived.
>>714813335A well done well explained
>>714813335C+ pretty decent run
>>714813335C it was good
>>714813291good point
Yo guys this is super impressive ......zzzzzzz honk shoo mimimi
>>714813340C it made me very sleepy
>>714813335D boring as fuck
>>714813335C it was an run I guess
>>714813335>The game?2/10
>The run?Solid C
>>714813335B, boring game
>>714813335C
Mid to the max.
>>714813335D the guys just sounded kinda bored outta their mind despite grandma being there. It’s not an F because I was watching in the background and it lasted as long as a nightreign run which was a neat coincidence I guess. My rating.
>>714813335B- no screaming some interesting skips
>>714813385It's a children cartoon for "adults".
>>714813335B
it was so lifeless it looped around into being funny
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>>714813379MODS MODS MODS
>>714813335D
Shit game, snooze fest run, stars wars slop
>>714813335B, well done with some neat skips
>>714812461Terrible taste
>>714813335C, some good tricks but started with choke. Boring commentary
>>714813475Which is funny because the Clone Wars stuff did that better by not doing that.
>>714813228youre mentally retarded and i knew it. when i asked for the problem. i didnt ask for your mentall ill self fellating deflection. i challenged you to actually say something because i knew you couldnt actually say anything without finding a way to avoid doing exactly that
>>714813363At this rate I'm beginning to think they just got a handful of jedi during order 66 and most fucked off to their personal shithole in the galaxy.
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>>714813335I'm doin' him a B
You guys just witnessed the benchmark for a great ESA run. They don't get much higher energy than this
>>714813335A. Two normal dudes doing a normal run. Comfy.
>>714813335B
Not being annoying has pretty much become my baseline for what makes a run decent at these gay shitfests.
>>714813476I hope you caught the Harry Potter Chamber of Secretes run at ESA if you like that kinda thing.
Where are the Dragon Ball games?
>>714813335C it was decent
im watching the quake run right now, what the fuck
>>714813594This run wishes it was the Psi-Ops run.
>>714813335C+
its ok but no energy
>>714813335C
no troons or cringe shit. just boring.
>>714813594true I'm afraid
>>714813616I not only caught it, I made a webm from it
>>714808287
>>714813363>>714813584I know it's a tired trope but to be honest, it's a fucking galaxy with hyperdrive travel. Jedis were spread out on tons of missions and Yoda and Obi-Wan turned off the recall signal that told Jedis to return to the temple. It's not crazy that a bunch of them survived
>>714813335B for boring kino. Run was short so it was whatever.
>>714813672The transgender mind cannot comprehend Dragon Ball K(ino)
>>714813579THE PROBLEM IS THE HOST IS ANNOYING HOW FUCKING DENSE ARE YOU
>>714813579>"I was only pretending to be retarded"
>>714813282No because it's actually about people rebelling against the empire. The original movies alludes to the idea that the rebel alliance are basically terrorists on the good side but is very kiddy about it. Andor has people doing manual detonations and shit.
>>714812831What's the best so far been?
>>714813672post more like this and I'll tell you
>>714813383Spreading event
Spreading website
Spreading world
>>714813776But his name is SpikeVEGETA
>>714813335C. Dry commentary, but it felt so refreshing compared to the cancer that is GDQ when they hype things. The game seems nice too
>>714813340It was disappointing because they finally had something good going on after the recent failures of other things going on with Star Wars only to ruin it. Let's not even talk about the Boba Fett show that turned into Mandolorian 2.5 for the last episodes.
>>714813750>I know it's a tired trope but to be honest, it's a fucking galaxy with hyperdrive travel.And for some reason that hadn't been used for war until episode 8, at which point the pandora's box was open. What was preventing hyperdrive nukes? Why build a death star at that point?
>>714813363He's not from their time, he was in suspended animation for like a century
>>714813864GoDly Beerus's...
>>714798661Oh he's def autistic, adhd also most likely, but like
>>714797443 said he's an extroverted sperg.
He definitely never shuts up though, and usually tries to interject. He was a part of our uni's smashclub circle just bc he came, and he really isn't a bad kid, but he is the posterchild of autism.
He once pissed my buddy off (ironic bc the OP is mgs rn) when he INSISTED the original metal gear was only on either the snes or commodore and my buddy who knew that was false told him and tempest/steve started screaming and autsitically insisting he was wrong when he wasn't.
Im reaching for more tales I can recall, but it's been a bit and I'd need a refresher. Lots of little stuff, just his style and demeanor is very phenotypic of uber chris style autist, but he's just smart and self aware enough to not be that.
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