.

>>714846724 (OP)
The impression I got of his character is that he was fresh out of college and the lowest on the social totem pole at the lab because he was new. 27 seems right

>>714846724 (OP)
>i'll be older than gordon freeman soon
could it be any more over if I tried?

I'm 26 and I feel fine. When am I supposed to start hating my life?

>>714846848
Genetic problem blame your folks

>>714846724 (OP)
>Ooh ee ooh ah ah ah

>>714846853
tomorrow

Gordon Freeman has been lost to time longer than Sam Beckett in Quantum leap. He's never gonna be free.

>>714846724 (OP)
>stil 3 more months to start on and complete an 8 year degree so I can be on parity with gordon

I'm 27. I haven't completed any of my personal goals yet but I have a job that pays close to 6 figures, I'm a home owner, and I have a girlfriend.
I've also been using 4chan since I was in something like 4th grade due to my older brother, I have absolutely no idea how I turned out normal. Something still doesn't feel right though...

I turn 27 this year and met my soulmate recently but I’m not good enough for them because I refuse to work. I talked about how I have money saved and have family property and shit but that doesn’t make me desirable at fucking 27, maybe at like uhhh 19?? What am I supposed to do, get some shitter job and work my way up?? Fuck it all.

>>714846853
You get a permanent pain debuff when you turn 30.

>>714846724 (OP)
Parents didn't motivate me or try to understand why I dropped out. I worked for maybe 2-3 years after that then I became full time NEET with some odd jobs here and there ultimately having no money or real prospects. My parents were really permissive and are still banking one day I'll wake up. IDK what I'll do when they're gone and I'm kind of getting tired of this life. I no longer know what to do

>>714846724 (OP)
body type 2

Is this the /r9k/ failed normalfag thread

Seriously, why are there so many old people here? I always assumed that most of the posters here would be between the ages of 18-21. I'm 19 and if I saw myself posting past the age of 21 I would kill myself, so I can't imagine all these guys in their mid 20s and 30s using this website and feeling okay about it.

>>714846724 (OP)
Currently 29 and wrapping up my PhD soon.

>>714846879
I got the good genes but the drunk violent dad, I was so close to making it

>>714846724 (OP)
heh. im a doctor at 25. i am better than dr,freeman. i can even push a cart without causing a resonance cascade.

>>714848253
Why is this shit always spouted? I'm 32 and I still feel fine. Although I do get plenty of exercise in the form of morning jogs and bodyweight exercises. So I'm assuming this is a fatfuck diff.

>>714846853
always

>>714851045
Where do you think you're going when you're older whipper snapper?

30, foreverial neet but I own my apartment and a couple other properties I rent and I have enough cash that I won't ever be at risk of being homeless or poor. My life consists of 4chan/YouTube/anime/games and I'm definitely not making it to 60

>>714846724 (OP)
I’m 25 with a third shift wage job and no car or license and no college education. Am I fucked?

>>714851375
youre not actually neet. youre just larping as a neet you dumb faggot.

>>714851715
No. It\s never too late.

All versions of Gordon look at least 40

>>714851312
Don't reply to schizo copy pasta

I'm 22, almost 23, still live with my dad ;-; still things could be worse

>>714848253
>You get a permanent pain debuff when you turn 30.
This is only true if you spent ages 10-29 doing nothing except rotting in front of a computer screen eating junk food. I lived like that until 24 then spent then next few years leading a healthy life, now I'm 32 and in better health & mindset than I was at 24.

>>714852051
They're based on Mark Laidlaw at the time.

>>714846848
>Actually getting worked up over a fictional characters age
Only on this site I ever see retards actually crying over stupid shit like this
Enjoy yourself and relax lol

>>714851715
I have an it degree and can't find any jobs that pay more than 50k so it's not better on the other side while all my peers get jobs 120-175k

>>714851715
You need to network. I know you're probably sneering at the term but one day you'll realize that knowing enough people and being on good terms with them will get you more jobs in life than any merit ever can. I work a relatively cushy desk job in an office renting firm simply because I was really polite and friendly to the building manager there when I was accompanying my brother to a meeting.

>>714846724 (OP)
Turn 21 in three weeks fellas. No college (yet). Advice?

>>714852174
Just pray your father doesn't become a meth head schizo that beats you down over the most trivial shit like mine was

>>714846724 (OP)
I am 23 and life is pretty good right now. Working as a private firefighter for a corporation. The pay is good, shifts are great, always have enough time for myself. Currently saving money to buy some land and start building my own house.

>>714846853
>>714851715
>>714852174
>>714852560
zooms should be permanently banned for being underage, it should be based on the year of birth and not age itself
when I started lurking you guys were still eating your own shit and called it chocolate

>>714851045
see you in 10 years x

>>714852560
Zamn how'd you manage that? I'm a volly in my snooty hometown and it sux man. Only fire alarm calls no jobs and our mutual aid always beats us to the real calls.

>>714851812
You are just mad because you are poor

>>714852506
go to college or tradeschool if you're fine with blowing your back or knees out. interact with people there. go to an in-state school and get a degree that isnt fucking useless.

>severe ADHD
>shit joints
>general anxiety/social retardation
>family history of addictive personalities on both sides

>>714851715
im 5 years older than you and meet the other criteria and im doing fine anon. most anons claiming they earn 500k a year and own 4 houses are larping from their smeggy childhood bedroom

>>714846853
You're almost 30, unless you have a family and secure high paying job by then, its over.

>>714851715
as long as you're alive it's not too late to improve your life but you have to both genuinely believe you can change the way you act and act upon it.

>>714851107
Based. Do a phd in cs and work for meta for 100m.

>>714846778
Everyone is happy to see him at the start of the game and everyone seems to think he's competent at his job, though.

>>714852729
>tradeschool
Did that, had opportunities for the trade I went to school for and passed it up. I was sheltered before going tbqh but using a portapotty for the rest of my career and not being able to bend over by age 45 doesn't sit with me
>go to an in-state school
But anon I hate school and don't want to do the SAT or PSAT

I understand the predicament this puts me in.

>>714846853
when your miss your milestones

>>714852181
>&
Sorry bro but you're still retarded

>>714852638
No one cares.

>>714852957
Ooh, feeling called out?

>>714852825
Don't bother I actually did change when I was 25, it took a couple years but I was fit and had friends and a job and a life and I even went back to college and was drawing again I even had a couple girls interested in me but then I realized that I hated all of it and that hard work only makes you more miserable when you were bred to fail

>>714852663
Well, after high school I tried college, but it wasn't for me. After that, I worked
in a postal service, but I wanted more. My father is a firefighter in a public brigade and I always found his job really interesting, saving lives and helping people, so I quit my job and got into Fire academy in my country. Finished it recently and simply applied for a job. Oil corpo in my country has their own private fire brigades and I simply sent my resume, passed the physical exams and written tests and I have to say, it is a pretty sweet gig.

>>714852924
sometimes you have to put up with something you hate, so that you aren't stuck doing shitty jobs for low pay your entire life. if you get a good degree/networking/internships, you only really need a bachelors.
could also just consider getting some healthcare certifications and working as a CNA, EKG technician, or something else. not the highest paying work, but it's better than portapotties and you make decent pay.

>>714853101
>bred to fail
Can we get a Reddit starterpack style meme or green text with signs of this? Not convinced of my diagnosis yet

>>714851715
No, just get your learner's license which should just require a multiple choice test, then after the mandatory wait period, find a course with a driving school that will lend you a car for the exam and train you on it beforehand. The system is overwhelmingly geared toward family help or some other advocacy but you can fill that gap with money.

>>714853196
A lot of words and the only ones you needed were I'm mad

be honest how many of you has this?

>>714853019
Are you mate?

>>714851232
i thought the same shit as you then i hit 35
it will happen to you. maybe if you are as in shape as you claim you can delay it to early 40s but hahaha

>>714846724 (OP)

>>714853343
You know, your image explained a lot of things. Thanks for that.

>>714846848
I was something like 12 when the original game came out. Gordon would be in his 50s or 60s if characters aged in real time from the games release.

>>714847945
>I have a job that pays close to 6 figures
Yes, you and literally every anon on /v/ who talks about their salary. Isn't it amazing how all these posters who come across as petty losers obsessed with trivial internet argument "owns" are actually hyper successful top earners? What are the odds!

>>714848253
>t. retard who hasn't taken care of his health for 29 years

>>714846853
When you are in your 60s with no kids or a partner.

>>714856365
>90k/yr
>hyper successful top earners

>>714852889
he got good grades and get along with his fellows so of course they trust him

>>714852181
I'm 36 and I feel great doing absolutely nothing. Just don't be a fat cunt and you'll be fine.

>>714856365
6 figures is not a lot. You'd be eligible for a shitbox house loan at best.

>>714856992
>>714857384
>top 10%
>not successful
ok, rabbi

>>714857856
1 in 10 means in any given average high school class there should be 3 students who go on to make that much as adults. On 4chan which leans towards tech and high-functioning autism, the rate should be even higher.

t. makes 170k/yr

>>714857978
99% of 4chan userbase are neets.

>>714858002
i dont know about that. i'd believe 95% are virgins, but maybe more like 40% neets.

>>714858158
Also at least 80% are third worlders.

>>714858002
Totally wrong, many are wagies and at least some of us are STEMcels

>>714846724 (OP)
it took me until 25 to realize things i should've known at 15
but by then it was too late

kys blogshitters

>>714846724 (OP)
I just turned 40 and I literally don't feel any different than when I was in my 20's except for increased apathy in general

No I don't live with my parents, yes I have a "career", yes I am still a friendless virgin.

Counting my days until retirement at this point so I can bask in irresponsibility once again.

>>714856992
>2019
What's it look like now?
Ain't now way I'm still in the 70th percentile

>>714846724 (OP)
I'm also 27, except I'm just finishing up my Bachelors degree in Industrial Engineering instead of my PhD in Theoretical Physics.

>>714846848
you get used to it

>>714846724 (OP)
I want to be young to experience life, it wasn't even my fault that I failed I come from utter trash and I got misdiagnosed at age 19 and given the wrong meds and I got so bad that I was scared of being awake and would sleep for 18 hours a day
And I fucking tried, I really did but nothing I did was ever enough because I don't want to get better I want to be young I want to experience being young but it's already too late no matter what I do it's too late

>>714851045
stale copypasta

>>714853343
99% but i'm not capable of steady work.

>>714860140
How old are you?
You can still experience being "young" as long as you aren't literally old.

>>714846853
28

>>714853343
I'm both

>>714861297
I'm 30
I ended up in a mental hospital at 25 when I diagnosed for bipolar disorder and medicated for bipolar disorder, I was on the hospital on and off for 4 years, they tried to get me back there but fuck me if I'm going back after what they did to me the last time
I'm going to be 31 in a couple of months I grew up being beaten and kicked and treated like shit, nobody cared about me and when I was supposed to run away from that shit and live my life I got sick
What's fucking left now? Why bother? Better just wait until I die

>>714846778
Gordon had been working for CERN before he took a job with Black Mesa, he was unironically a highly trained professional

>>714861681
You are by no means too old to go and be one with the young people, including fucking young women, but you sound like such a whiny bitch that you'll strike out for that reason long before anything that has to do with your age.

>>714861743
Wait, no. It wasn't CERN, it was the University of Innsbruck. Anyway.

Heh heh, man you Americans are wack.

>>714862039
you type like a faggot

>>714859621
well at least you don't have the responsibilities of a wife and kids

>>714862087
Heh heh.

34yo minimum wage virgin here
stop bitching fagolas

>>714848253
ok fatty

>>714848203
>them

>>714861760
Go ahead and think that if you want but starting my life at 30 isn't worth it for me, I know nothing I ever do will ever do enough to make up for what was robbed for me I would end up another fucking simp living my life just to please other peoples expectations while being miserable inside
Last week I went grocery shopping at night and there was this group of early 20s boys and girls buying alcohol being happy and having no worries and being beautiful and blocking my way and I wanted to kill them so much I wished I had a weapon and I could shoot them and run away I'll never have what they do how come they fucking deserve it and I don't?

>>714862435
>I'll never have what they do how come they fucking deserve it and I don't?
Maybe because their reaction to seeing other people having a good time isn't wanting to shoot them.

>>714846853
Give it another 2 or 3 years and all of a sudden, you'll be keenly aware of exactly how old you are and the milestones you haven't hit will seem very important to you

>>714862435
This is very much a you problem. You're sick in the head if you want to kill people. Go tell a doctor.

The nice thing about life being shitty from when you're born is that you learn early on that things will never get better.

>29
>Just started seventh month in an actual job, at the start of my career.
>In about a year or so I'll be earning mean wage.
>Job is in the field I studied, the people are great and the working environment is relaxed: as long as I get my shit done everything goes.

This isn't too bad. All my life I thought I'd be a fucking loser ever since I was a kid, but then I seem to have fumbled to a pretty sweet deal. Seems like sometimes just living can make life worth it.

>>714846724 (OP)
>tfw 11 years older than Freeman
unc bros...

I always thought stuff would just happen as I got older
now I'm old and i've achieved nothing

>>714851232
Most people in the countries that make up 4chan's userbase are obese. Obese people get chronic pain when they're 30 because they spent their young adult life carrying an extra person's weight on their joints. Just don't be obese. It's that easy.

It's not worth participating in today's society if you're an ugly guy

>It's another /v/ lament about your shitty faggot nerd life BAAAWWW thread
You niggers just LOVE to demoralize others, don'tcha KIKE!?

>>714846724 (OP)
I'll get around to killing myself soon.

>>714865083
Why and how are people so fucking obese? It boggles my mind.

>1 year younger than gordon freeman
>no car
>still faps to anime
>only graduated high school
>work at a minimal wage job
>live with parents
ngl at this point i'm only waiting for my parents to die so i could end it

>>714864868
I made that exact same mistake friend.

>>714848253
Nope, sucks to suck I guess. Only thing I started really noticing after entering my 30s is that my eat & drink whatever you want and feel fine afterwards with zero weight gain was truly unironically over. Now if I spend a week eating like shit that shit sticks.

>>714846724 (OP)
>tfw turning 27 this year

>>714846853
When you grow a brain

>>714866234
>>>Only thing I started really noticing after entering my 30s is that my eat & drink whatever you want and feel fine afterwards with zero weight gain was truly unironically over
Nigger, the went out the window when you turned 20

>>714863530
>>714856581
>>714852938
Milestones and partners only seem important to those who missed the chance.

It's nothing out of the ordinary and i don't see the reason why anyone should hate their life because of them. It's not like the economy is in the gutter and zoomers somehow got it even worse.

>>714846853
You will never hate your life, you just get older but the brain remains the same.

>>714851232
Nah it'll catch up to you. Especially you, you've been damaging your joints with jogging and lifting.

>>714866509
Not for me. Guess my genes are a bit superior to yours.

>>714866870
Your hide is brown, so I highly doubt that.

>ITT: everyone is too sad they dont measure up to a fictional hero that they forget the G-man is heavily implied to have been the one who got him into Black Mesa

>>714866925
Ok fatty

>>714846853
30

>>714866951
>Doesn't deny being a two-shades darker than beige jungle monkey nigger ape
KEK, brownoid CONFIRMED.

>>714867204
fatty mad lel

>>714867373
Brown as a turd, kek

>>714846853
The second you're no longer free of back pain and have to second guess every time you bend over.

>>714866942
Where's my interdimensional mastermind life-planner?

>>714846724 (OP)
How could he get doctorate at 27? I mean, in most countries PhD studies takes at least 4 years, exceptionally gifted can end in 3 but that's it. That makes earliest age 28, not 27 (unless in US you start uni at 18, not 19 or studies takes less than 6 years).

>>714853343
>schizo means feeling things everyone else feels depending on their mood at the time of day
Psychology is such a fucking scam, holy shit.

>>714851045
I've seen this post several times this week

>>714865083
Jokes on you I became obese later on in life

>>714853343
Just realised I'm a high functioning schizo. Thanks anon.

>tfw 35 and kids at anime cons call you "sir"

I just want to continue making photos, it's one of few things left that makes me truly happy.

>>714851045
/v/ is made for ojisans like me.

>>714846853
>When am I supposed to start hating my life?
When you make a really bad decision and it ruins something that could've been good for you AND you make the mistake of dwelling on it.
I've avoided this and so can you. Most people who hate their life fucked up at some point and can't come to terms with it.

>>714860140
>>714861681
>>714862435
Very real. I went to a psych ward twice at 19 and spent my 20s somehow being both Mr. Rock and Roll and an autistic man child shutin.
>had lots
>but with 4s-6s
>did drugs
>but nothing harder than Adderall and shrooms
>job pays decently shy of 6 figures
>know damn well I could have hit this by 25 instead of 30
I'm doing decent but I want to muder my white trash parents for how much they held me back/fucked me up. Anything to regain a lost youth.
>inb4 30 isn't old
Try going to a college party and see how weird it is.

>>714867650
He simply skipped classes, it's not that difficult of a concept to grasp.

>>714867840
Very real pic.
>don't even want sex. just want to be something freak bitch's dom to relieve stress from work

>>714852638
>you guys were still eating shit
If you didn't want that to happen, then you shouldn't have left your favorite game lying around babies, unc

>>714846724 (OP)
ENTER

>>714868749
THEY KEEP GETTING YOUNGER WHAT THE FUCK

There is a certain age where diet and exercise won't be able to help your body. My mother is 70 and she's just entering that age, she also walks for an hour every single day. Since i'm a brown muttoid that age should be in my 50s or 60s.

So i don't believe it when someone says that their body is falling apart in their 30s, eat less and walk more fatty.

>>714869015
>exercise
>walks for an hour every single day
That’s cute. How much she benches?

I'm turning 37 this year, time is moving way too fucking fast. Sometimes I think about the people I used to game with 20-25 years ago, and I wonder if they're even still alive.

>>714848203
that's not your soulmate
that's a girl with bpd

>>714846853
I recently turned 37 and realized everything peaked at 27, if that helps

>>714852638
I think your anger at zoomers is a consequence of you becoming older and jealous at the up and cumming (inside millenial pussy that you can't satisfy anymore) generation. Being an unc must be suffering lmao

>>714867556
You mean God?

>>714855449
it happened to you because you have diarrhea genetics

>>714866765
nah baby

>>714869214
5x340lbs

>>714848253
40 here
maybe dont eat shit daily?

>>714867556
>sticks you in a black void in favor of your old colleague's 5/10 daughter he's been incessantly pestering you about to impregnate

>>714846724 (OP)
Just a reminder that canonically these guys were in their mid to late 20's when the show started.

>>714870273
>maybe dont eat shit daily?

Bro you can't put your feet up or sit in an odd position for 2 minutes without your limbs going comatose and then requiring significant time to recover. You don't even remember what it was like to be immortal.

>>714870321
>5/10
You couldn't even pull an Alyxx Vance IRL, loser.

>>714870348
No one was talking about House here, tv schizoid.

Is a degree even worth it? Dont know what I wanna do and doubt I will anytime soon, but need to do something productive/academic/career oriented. What degrees are even used right out of college?

>>714851232
losers don't want to feel alone, so they go around telling people that their bad choices and dogshit genetics are somehow universal to the human experience

>>714870602
I'd pull a Chell and a Left 4 Dead witch at the same time

>>714861831
Yeah, there was the undisclosed Innsbruck experiment that earned him acclaim from his colleagues.

>>714846724 (OP)
Im +10 his age, have two masters, one professional certification (1 ma was a free ride)
still make close to minimum wage lol

>>714870763
Both hideous.

>>714870817
Now imagine you were actually making money all that time you were studying too.

Academics is a fucking joke.

>>714861743
>Gordon had been working for CERN before he took a job with Black Mesa
This comment was factchecked and is true

>>714870934
>Kike nose

>>714870843
Show me a Fakefactory Alyx and then we'll talk

>>714871096
>Off-model fanfart
Here's your (You) disingenuous rat

>>714871093
Gordon is not a kike, fuck off, ahmed

>>714870934
Why do they need those helmets there?

34 and feel fine. I’m a healthy weight and nothing hurts. I eat mostly healthy (80% of the time) and exercise. Still play vidya every night. Hopefully stem cell therapy is made more accessible in the USA before I’m 60

>>714871272
Construction site rules

>>714871363
How often do you jerk off?

37 here. I just work through the day to come home and scroll through my game library with no drive to play anything only to settle on something and eventually fall asleep 10 min in. Anyways here’s my cat.

>>714871272
A rogue supercharged proton might take your head off at the shoulders without one (probably)

>>714871194
Just a fresh witch before the infection fucked with her proteins and collagen

>>714871447
Every day on lunch break. Sometimes twice a day. I had food poisoning recently and wasn’t that horny for a week after but I ate a bunch of kimchi to reset my gut biome and feel horny again. I swear 90% of health has to do with the gut

>>714871567
Grab the back of his head and pull it back

>>714867840
I got that treatment from a kid in a bus by the age of 22
caused me to stop drinking and start shaving bidaily and honestly for the better as the +5 years after it I felt much better

How to become asexual /v/ ?

I finally got laid last month at 26 (27 in 5 days
And then the girl cheated on me

>>714871727
Send the evidence to her parents

>>714871363
>I eat mostly healthy
So raw organs from healthy animals? Nice!

>>714871595
>I jerk off at work during lunch
May you be caught.

>>714852391
this. lots of the good jobs i got was trough someone else.

>>714871829
I go home on lunch break and jerk off. Why the fuck would they care?

I am 33 and feel like a fucking loser, mostly because I failed in having a career in tech. Gonna give it one last push after my post graduate course but if that doesn't work out guess I'll just study to get a job in the public sector of my country, it pays like shit but at least you can't get fired from it.

I consume nothing but human flesh from my victims and I've never felt better in my entire life. I think it's because I intake their own vitality into my own being. I've never felt more energetic, stronger or more virile. I try to consume as many young individuals as I can. Anyone over 30 is usually not that delectable. Last 30-something I ate some of his thighs and my back hurt for four days afterwards.

I threw that geriatric fucker into the acid barrel.

why is this blogshit thread still around?

>>714871807
Healthy diet also depends on genetics and blood type

>>714872192
Enjoy your prions.

I might feel bad over myself for not having a wife by age of 35 but there is even more scary realisation - maybe I got so accustomed to being alone that, coupled with my fear of change, failure and/or rejection, I'm unable to even form a relationship and would only hurt people close to me?

>>714872315
>Eating the ground matter
What are you? Insane!? I'm not THAT fucking stupid. Brains are a no-go.

>>714871595
>Every day on lunch break. Sometimes twice a day
You're perfectly fine and healthy, yes
Libido (which is just high T) is at the end of the long chain of your health. If something's fucked up, you're not horny. Bad sleep? Bad diet? Fat? Sick? All of that affects test. No test - no sex drive. Being fit and exercising raises your T and makes you an actual man. Jerking off every day = being healthy
>I had food poisoning recently
I don't care

>>714872387
>ground matter
FUCK, *gray matter*

>>714872353
pretty common at this stage desu

>>714872545
I was at this stage for 10 years. Finished PhD in applied physics, went through 2 post-docs, about to start (hopefully) third but my personal life is just as it used to be if not worse.

>>714872390
>Bad sleep? Bad diet? Fat? Sick? Low libido
>Being so low test that sleep, diet, BMI and a cold affects your sex drive
LMFAO, I'm horny inspite of ALL of those things. I've had bad fucking flu and have STILL been horny.

You low T FAGGOT.

>>714871727
>And then the girl cheated on me
I guess it's late than never
I mean, learning that women aren't people and are whores
WOMEN ARE WHORES
I'm not a salty incel, I've had several gfs and plenty of sex
It's super hard to find a loyal girl. It's not impossible, of course not
But most of them are whores
But then again loyal girls just don't know the pleasure of sex so fucking them is mostly not fun. They literally don't know what they like and how to pleasure a man. A loyal woman who likes to fuck and knows how to properly suck a dick and even enjoys it herself? Quite literally impossible. She's either loyal or loves to fuck. There's no inbetween
(But then again, I've had a very sweet gf who was pretty inexperienced in bed, but was ready to experiment and she was pretty shy and loyal too despite having massive knockers. I miss her sometimes, but it was just impossible for us to stay togehter)

>>714872387
>>714872457
Yup, dude, your brain is already degrading
Cannibalism isn't healthy whatsoever

>>714872892
>Le autocorrect kicked in
>Yup, dude cannibalism isn't healthy, your autocorrect kicked in
lol, lmao.

>>714872794
Yeah. No kidding. I theorised that it has something to do with men doing most of the work, so women tend to take relationships/affection for granted.
Doesn't help the girl was insanely mentally ill, too.

For my entire life I never wanted kids
Like, come on, they're disgusting, they shit themselves and scream all the time and they look weird. I hated small children since the age of, like, 5. I'm not joking, I was still in child care and hated toddlers
Fast forward to today.
I'm 32 now and I feel a very strong urge to impregnate a woman and have cute, adorable kids and to raise them into functioning adults. I want to have a daughter just to see a little sweet girl becoming an adult woman and thanking me for raising her.
And thinking about having passionate sex with an already pregnant woman makes my penis stiff. Just like fucking now.
Nature is no joke, it's literally ingrained in my dna to reproduce and I literally can't fight it
The thing is that having a gf for sex is one thing, but a loving and caring woman for bearing your children? I don't think I can find one. Where do you find a WIFE?

>>714873083
Stop fucking eating people retard

>>714873306
NEVER! Animal flesh CANNOT COMPARE! It is the MOST delectable meat in EXISTENCE!

>>714873607
>It is the MOST delectable meat in EXISTENCE
Bullshit

>>714871567
I can see you in his eyes, Quasimodo. Stand up straight.

Finally getting my PhD at 30

>>714873720
>4chan anon was deanonymized after posting a photo of his cat
>the suspect claimed he found out the address and the name of the anon after seeing his face in the reflection of the cat's eyes

>>714873937
well I'm getting my bachelors at 32
good thing I don't age

>>714846724 (OP)
>27
I had completed two university masters and was working for 2 years at that point.
Being twenty-something was great.

>>714873656
It's like the finest, leanest, most delicious pork or veal that you've ever tasted. But if that lean pork or veal was 10,000x more tasty.

What are you upset about? The future looks so grim. Why even bother trying to succeed at life when everything might be over soon.

>>714848253
I got a permanent pain debuff at 26, not a single doctor can figure out what's wrong with me

>>714869015
i went from over 400 pounds to under 200 pounds to over 400 pounds again

>>714859621
>just turned 40
>yes I am still a friendless virgin.
Don't be down anon, atleast you've achieved wizard status. That's something right?

>>714856992
>50k is better than 60% of Americans
How?

>>714874572
Everyone is a pessimist doomer when they’re in their 20s

>>714868749
depending on what backstory you choose that makes no fucking sense

>got my PhD at 26
>postdoc pay is shit
Oh well. Remember anons, it's not your grade that matters but how many people you know. Make them connections, ain't no interdimensional bureaucrats going to sponsor your ass.

>>714872353
start dating a 15 year old, for some reason they are way more into guys in their 30s than actual women are

>>714856992
I fucking hate being a third worlder so much holy shit this is so fucking unfair

>>714875514
Slow day at the office?

>>714846724 (OP)
gordon looks cool as fuck doe

>>714847945
what is your job?

>36
>only about 30k in savings

Boomers and the best economy. If they aren’t rich because they wasted their money on cruises and $800,000 houses they’re retarded and deserve to be working in customer service for the rest of their lives

>>714851715
>24
>no license
>no education
>wageslave
>no gf (never ever, despite being the only thing to look forward to in life besides vidya)
Atleast I have 55k saved...

44
NEET loser
hardly ever worked
graduated as valedictorian in HS
had no clue what to do after and hated life
since I was like 6 years old, most people naturally have an immediate intense hatred of me the moment they meet me even if we haven't spoken a word, I can just feel it
literally cursed
basically been dead for 25 years
all that shit about alphas, omegas, betas is true and I think I am the most gigaomega in human history, there is a primordial group aggression toward me even though I'm not fat, super ugly, obnoxious, etc

>be 31
>see a guy who made my life shit in HS in a fast food
>he thinks I'm his friend
>beat him up in the restaurant and get kicked out
>he looked like a deer caught in headlights after I kicked his ass

That made me realize if I stood up more when I was younger my life wouldn't be crap like it is today.

>>714877049
I kinda know that feel and my advice for you is to toughen up. If they bring agression, give it back twice as hard. They may still hate you but at least they'll respect you. Good luck bro.

I'm 36, married, zero kids, and got my tubes tied.

>>714852817
Women are insufferable to be around with permanently and I hate kids.

>>714876851
You should turn that 55k into 3k with shitcoins

WHY IS THIS /R9K/ BAAAWWW THREAD STILL HERE?

>4channers/gamers are all fucking arrested development sadsack losers
Whoa... it's almost like... they were right about video games.

>>714877213
I'd put it all into VOO or VTI or whatever the fuck but I actually have to pay 900 biweekly starting from a month now (mortgage and bills) and I'd rather dump it all into an offset acc/hysa

>>714877070
I live in constant fear of any of the kids I messed up in highschool finding me

>>714877795
>I live in constant fear of any of the kids I messed up in highschool finding me
As you should, cocksucker. Should have just left people alone.

>>714846724 (OP)
>27
>not married
always seemed weird to me for that time
at 27 i had 2 kids and finished my masters, and i have been working a boring office job browsing 4chan all day for 3 years
my parents got hooked at 19, had me a year later

i guess its more normal now that marriege rates cratered, guess game was ahead of its time in more than one way lmao

>>714846848
Rebecca was an 18 year old field medic on an elite municipal SWAT detachment caught up in the middle of a zombie occupied mansion in 1998.

What have you done?

Mussolini and his hitman were killing worker socialists, galvanizing the fascists and tuscani power brokers and allying with Hitler to kill niggers and Jews.

What have you done?

Even Caesar felt cold in Alexander's shadow

>>714877949
A handful of globe trotting billionaire technofascists are at this moment actively trying to cause World War 3 in a manner that results in them coming out on top as the kings of a new stateless technofeudalism. Yes people are not having kids.

It does seem like people try to shame you for not having kids. Are they just jealous cunts?

>>714867815
>>714867687
schizoid != schizophrenia
there's some relation, but it's a separate condition for a reason (and rarely actually diagnosed, since in most cases it doesn't actually have much of a negative effect to count as a "disorder", and being a stoic loner the likelihood of actually deciding to go to a shrink is miniscule)

>>714878518
They just follow their programming. Ignore them. They will die.

>>714877049
>since I was like 6 years old, most people naturally have an immediate intense hatred of me the moment they meet me even if we haven't spoken a word, I can just feel it
That's just your schizophrenia making you think that, get meds

>>714877330
Maybe we play videogames because we can't find fulfilment in life and not the other way around?

>>714870709

>>714878518
It's definitely odd. The exact same motherfucker who spends 97% of his time whining, bitching and moaning all day everyday about his kids or his woman or the things he has to suffer every single day just to make them happy and will tell you to your face "I wish I never got married/had kids" will absolutely 100% without a moments hesitation jump down your throat and tell you what a fucking LOSER you are for not having a woman, or kids or not slaving away to keep them happy in LITERALLY the SAME BREATH.

It's genuinely baffling behavior.

I don’t have any work experience and I’m not going to finish my bachelors before 27, and that’s if I don’t fail a class. I’m kind of scared anons, the degree can get tough.

>>714878885
"Why haven't you had kids yet" is the upgraded "You haven't had sex yet?!"

>>714867650

You start uni here at 18. People usually finish up their bachelor's at 22, but if you're driven and take summer/winter classes you can be done by 21.

I was so bored with life at 26 I started stalking a woman 3 years older than me. I never felt more alive. She lived three towns over from me but I had never been there before. I drove past her house like 50 times over a three month period before I finally stopped.

XD

>>714879134
People really can't fathom having sex without it leading to a pregnancy. The browner their hide the more baffled they are.

>>714879252
This had BETTER be bait.

Nothing tragic happened to me, I had supportive parents and somehow I still just ended up a loser.

>>714879354
Why would you want it to be?

>>714852560
Question. How is so much shit getting set on fire that you can do it full time?

>>714879354
Of course it is
Literal crazy psycho is more reddit
4chan is more social recluse outcast

>>714874960
wizard status is at 30, nta but i'm a wizard too

>>714862205
Ikr

>>714879514
That doesn’t make sense, anything truly antisocial on leddit just gets downdooted into oblivion.

>masturbate
>feel guilty
>say im going to stop
>repeat

>>714879803
Many suck cases.

>>714866234
Im 25 and this is basically how I feel already. A single soda can is enough to completely throw off my mood for the day and the sensation of being full of junk food is genuinely terrible. It's whatever I guess, there's more to life than consuming goyslop.

>>714878229
nobody cares about "war", covid, war, russia, iran, the "current thing" always changes
people care about monetary situation and social pressure
i got "bullied" into marriage by my family, and into dating by my friends who dragged me away from playing CS and into clubs
i missed the peak of jewish anti human propaganda, but i see now from some younger people i soemtimes hang out with, how much anti marriage and anti relationship they are
last week im talking to this 25 year old chick after she trauma dumps on me how lonely she is and cant find a man, and i ask her "wait, didnt you just go on long trip with one?" and she goes "ah, hes just a friend, it was too expensive to go alone", i legit felt the need to grab and punch some sense into her
shes blue balling this orbiter who probably thinks they are almost a thing, but to her hes just her paypig simp, and thats normal to her, worst part? other than that shes a lovely person

we need to ban jewish media and do something about housing prices if we are to reverse this

>turned 28 last week
OH TO BE 27 AGAIN...

>>714879935
I like the way this sucks.

>>714866234
i gave up with my weight in my early 20s. why limit myself when i can feel good on weekends by eating snacks

>>714846724 (OP)
Reminds me I'm past my prime