Walking simulator thread

>>714887039 (OP)
The game is alright.

>>714887039 (OP)
KOJIMBO, I LOVE CELEBRITIES

I LOVE EMPTY FUCKING FIELDS OF NOTHING

PLEASE GIVE ME MORE, SO ZASED

>>714887039 (OP)
uhm
RETARD
there are VEHICLES

why does kojima think the us looks like norway?

it isn't just walking. You also can CLAPCLAPCLAP at [American Celebrity]

I'm on episode 6 or whatever when tomorrow runs away I'm pretty bored does this shit get interesting soon or what

>>714887039 (OP)
>>714887204
>>714887613
The game is literally about delivering stuff. Kojima never hid that, all the trailers showcased that.

>>714887039 (OP)
Gone Home walked so Death Stranding could walk

#rarefied

https://youtu.be/H2Hy96sOnq8?si=48CmxXph69K7T-Q0
Was this the best game trailer ever made?

>>714887793
I played DS1
I never had a problem with the gameplay
It's the batshit retarded fart-sniffing "story" that kept me from finishing the game
>So skip it
Bro just don't eat half your meal, it's shit on purpose, eat around the poop in the cookie
No. No I don't think I will
>F-f-fi-filt

>>714887039 (OP)
If this were a PC exclusive, you'd never see threads like this.

>>714887094
are you running the game at 20 fps

>>714887945
Did you have a stroke?

Fuck walking or vehicles
>stabilizer on bag
>exoskeleton sprint
>double jump
>GASHOOOOOOOnk

Bonus points if you can find a sick cliff to shooonk off from.

>>714888095
no but my mom the president of USA that doesnt exist did while running secret fedex for semen deliveries to all-female bunkers (Jamal and Jamaquerious only pls) while my sister shit on the beach and buried it like nintendo princess

>>714887613
Absolutely riveting gameplay

>>714888623
>posts bullshit endgame run he reset 100s of times to get perfectly after hours and hours of setup to make it possible
lol ok weirdo

>>714888789
we've seen enough webms that nobody believes you. if you really want to prove the game is exciting go record some exciting gameplay and post it here. faggot.

>>714888623
youve posted this 30 times and nobody has cared 30 times

I'm a but confused, at the start of DS2 as they're telling you to put a ladder across a small river I double jump over that shit instantly and that's it. Did they make ladders even more ueseless this time?

>>714889202
Rent free

>>714889385

>>714889536
>noticed it 30 times
>I don't think about you