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FUCK COOP

cat

Is it just me or is this a case of a speedrun sounding better on paper than in practice?

Migged

I LOVE THAT HEDGEHOG

BIG
THE
CAT

>>714913858 (OP)
>zoomers running
Automatic F from me

Sneed

>>714913858 (OP)
BIG THE CAT
HYPE OOOOOOORB
TRANS RIGHTS
YES CHEF AND STAY HYDRATED

>>714913628
so true. this is how I think about black people

miggin on the new thread

MIG(GER) THE CAT

migged

>Archipelago
SNORE
It's fun for like casual shit with friends, but it's just a joke and/or too boring for a speedrun.
Captcha: H0M0 V

>>714913858 (OP)
someone post tails in the park to wash away this run from memory

>>714913996
BASED

>>714913974
NO

>egg boss
>reverse trap
It's going too far

Migged and ready for Sonic

YETEE HOOOYYPPPPPPPPPP

>randomize race
that's gonna be an F from me dawg

>>714913984
These things are typically only really fun if you're either one of the runners who's so familiar with the game that this feels like a "fresh" remix of something you love, or you're parasocially attached to someone who feels this way.

Pretty awful as a viewer. I love SA2 and I'm not really following this closely.

YETEE HOOOOOYPE

LET'S GO THEYETI

THE YETI!!!

When does she appear?

TEN THOUSAND FROM YETEEEEE

>>714913996
that's some big tits you have 'ecker

>dies trying to make people scream stupid shit
Nah, fuck this.

YETI

randomizers are not speedruns
i'm tired bros
if you keep throwing that shit you might as well throw score attack/super play for arcade games, at least there's skill there.

Hey yawl

>archipelago
This might be fun casually, but is kind of ass as a viewer.

harutomo says yes to trans genocide!

Zone?

>>714913996
Relatble.

Dude's about to lose all his lives lol

>>714914034
I don't get the point of traps, it's just random shit and reddit memes that impedes progress.

>>714914085
>>714914137
rip Rouge

So is the way they made a SA2 randomizer is by turning it into some bizarre metroidvania where you have to find hidden big the cat mini-games to earn progression items and emblems to unlock stages?

what's the joke with the Big the Cat shit other than shouting Big the Cat?

>>714914134
this

That commentator that was in the prior notable GDQ run 2 years ago is doing a good job again.

>>714913858 (OP)
I'm in

>>714914101
>Retarded, non-incentive that isn't worth 10K+ that creates an equally retarded "meme"
>Pippy for announcer
Just add crowd control for the ultimate shitshow.

>>714914206
BIG THE CAT

Let's take a dive
In Aquatic Mine
https://youtu.be/19Rsm1eCI0I

>>714914134
Agreed. Sad it could've been good.

They literally just added $10,000 out of nowhere
No donation, no message, nothing
Just "Oh look we got it"

They're not even trying trying anymore

>>714914206
you can make the crowd say anything if you repeat it hard enough

>>714914148
trans rights are human rights! royal rainbow!

>>714914134
shut up retard

Reminder that the Yetee "donations" are GDQ donating money to themselves from a pile of money that the Yetee gave them before the event started. It's why it always comes in at the last moment.

>>714914196
It's criminal what they've done.

the absolute state of usans
kekaroni makaroni

>>714913858 (OP)
>2 hours of sonic
Yes.

>>714914272
LET'S BEAT FACISM WITH A BIG OL "HOOOOOYYYYPE!"

>>714914158
>that Wolfenstein run
Kek. Glad I tapped out early from that. Did any brave anons sit through the entire thing? I'd be curious how many times "fascism" and "bad guy" were mentioned. Hundreds, right?

So what do you call it when a company in the US donates to a charity event it has close ties to so it can receive tax breaks on said donation?

is this the worst gdq so far? not a single good run, a single meme, nothing, why am i here?

If your run has a ruleset the size of a doctorate thesis, it is shit for events.

>>714914134
They do include those though

dage4gaming would have finished by now

Please save me from this terror speedrun jesus

>>714914264
it was the yetee though

Oh, it's a randomizer?

So are they co-op 100% the game with some random elements slapped on?

>>714914310
Please stay inside your home. We are sending two agents who are verifying if your ID is valid.

IM A HEADBANGA

>>714914196
You think Rouge has it bad?
Try walking a mile in OUR shoes

We cool?

>>714914356
today wasn't as bad but yeah the first two days are the worst I've ever seen

So how is it fair that the levels are randomized entirely for both? Are there not seeds for Archipeligo? If guy on the right has to do later levels without items, why even make it a race?

>>714913996
>big the nipples

Are bioshock speedruns any good?

I loved raising the chaos when I was a kid, luckily I didn't end up autistic/spoiler]

>>714914437
Correct. Usually randomized between players as well. AKA player 1 finds an item that unlocks something for player 2 sort of thing.
Fun casually.
Retarded to watch.

Mission Street is one of the best songs in the 3D games fight me
https://youtu.be/_F5BR0CuK6w

>randomizer race bingo (???)
holy fuck off with these

>>714914206
It's Reddit. They don't actually like Big, they just associate him with Dunkey and other ironic millennial shit.

>>714914461
Looks closer to the CD Amy.

>>714914352
a tax write off

>>714914158
>almost halfway through the event and not a single S
grim

>Randomizer

Fuck off already. Play the proper game you retards.

>>714914356
Eh, we've begun moving into okay territory. I think maybe 2-3 years ago was worse. One of those years I barely could find interest in tuning in for most of it.

inb4 the donation reader yaps during the faker cutscene

>>714914348
They were screaming about stomping fascism the whole game because at the end BJ barely kicks Hitler in the face. I was expecting some big curbstomp with pieces of shit skull flying everywhere considering how much overt gore is all over the rest of the game but I don't think he kicked him even hard enough to break his nose. It was dogshit.

BIG FUCKING BAT TATS

Ah yes, the last good Sonic game.

No idea what the fuck is going on desu and I forgot everything they tried to explain at the start

>missed the Katamari run
God damnit. How was it?

>>714914497
>a grown man posting little anime girls on an imageboard for video games talking about a stream where people speedrun children's games
>thinks he's not autistic

>The do the sages in different orders so you can't even tell who's winning
What an awful way to do a race.

Is SA2 actually fun?

>>714914602
Don't ask

If I like the game it’s a shit run. If I’m ambivalent it could go either way. If I hate it then I don’t watch.

I like this game. I’m sorry for the jinx.

>>714914581
Locked away forever

>>714914342
HOOOOOOOOOOOYPPPPPPPPPPPPE

what the fuck is this i just wanted to see someone beat SA2 fast. Whats the point of an event all around mastery and memorization if its random. Not to mentioned just fucking confusing over the top rules

>>714914585
You triggered my autism
Advance 2
Rush
Rush Adventure
Unleashed
Colors
Generations
Mania
Frontiers
Are all good

>>714914629
yea

>>714914493
If you enjoy the game and the announcer isn't shit, yeah.

>>714914602
one faggot is still spamming the vtuber, that should tell you all you need to know

Why is iqdb so backed up now? It's always in triple digit queues.

>>714914476
>>714914554
just wait, gdq staff will find a way to fuck up tonight's runs

>>714914602
very OOOORB!

>>714914602
usual haru run
his streams are very comfy

These donos always remind me how socially retarded the average person in the speedrun space is

>>714914629
Yeah it's pretty fun but it's also like what running shine said
If you played these games as a kid, you'll probably still love em
You didn't? Well probably not

MPV auto mute script coming in handy.

is vtuber shit dying like gdq? i don't know viewer numbers of anything

>>714914629
The Sonic and Shadow stages are, yeah

>>714914702
ahhh fug

I'm watching this in bed next to my rouge the bat dakimakura

I think I am actually dumb, but what are the rules to this? I get it's some kind of randomizer, but there's co-op elements too?
How does it work?

Why do both runners look like Christian ambassadors for college campuses?

>>714914676
>frontiers
Stopped reading there

Wtf did sega really pay to have them play a pirated version of their game that includes pokemon shit?
How soon is nintendo gonna sue them all?

>>714914590
They do random shit in their separate games with the chance to send upgrades to each other.

>>714914371
>>714914623
Utterly soulless. I don't watch vtubers, but I liked her design.

>>714914697
all me

I've played through SA2 a ton of times and I have no fucking idea what is going on in this run or why there are fishing and pokemon counting minigames

>>714914773
dangerously based

>>714914753
vtuber shit, AI shit and gacha is all the internet is coalescing into

Has anyone here seen a Siren speedrun? They any good?

>>714914206
>He's big chungus and likes fishing XD
Yeah normalfags are that retarded. Bring serfdom back.

>>714914158
what's the darker shades of color supposed to mean? I just got here

>>714914590
gotta go fast

>>714914753
Nope, still extremely popular especially in SEA and the third world.

I hate big as a meme

>>714914705
blindfold and two players one controller are both fine, when they're games people know
theres a reason the first huge and arguably still the biggest single run a GDQ has had for attention has been that first blindfolded Punchout run

There is nothing wrong with treasure hunting stages
There is nothing wrong with Eggman's mech stages (Tails' sucks)
Best stage in the game will always be Metal Harbor

>>714914158
Yes we know youre a fat ugly barafaggot. Stop reminding us and fuck off.

Tell me about Coolmatty, why does he use the stylus?

>>714914602
It was great.

>>714914158
that fucking roller coaster run

>>714914780
The items are randomized in a specific seed between the 2 games.
Player A can unlock item for player B.
Player B can unlock item for player A.
There is logic to where it is beatable.

>>714914629
Yes
Many sonic games shittalked by youtubers throughout the 2000s are actually quite fun despite despite their jank.

>>714914621
Unc the run category literally says co-op in it

>>714914794
>there
Stopped reading

this sucks, man

>>714914815
Stop it anon. Just stop!

>>714914794
Sonic fans would play russian roulette if it had primary colored pseudo furry characters

>>714914773
I envy you

Oh it's 2 hour estimate

>>714914680
Love the game. Hope no tranny shit will be involved.

>>714914910
This is fine.

>>714914893
what the fuck is the point of this then
if it's all random there's no reference point to tell if they're even doing well

>>714914629
I didn't play them as a kid, and while they have fun moments, both Adventure games overall feel like a semi-broken messes to me. Completely unlike Sonic 3&K, which is absolutely tight and polished

Reminder the current writer of the games and comics, Ian Flynn, is the worst writer we've ever had. Non stop reliance on Member Berries and shoe horned dialogue. Also he seethes at the idea of Amy liking Sonic for some reason

>>714914910
fucking weird
what were they thinking

>>714914910
Elise did nothing wrong

>>714914753
>is vtuber shit dying
lol. lmao. I mean kinda like palestinians are, sure. as in the numbers keep going up.

>>714914971
>what the fuck is the point of this then
yelling "Big the Cat" XD

>>714914971
>if it's all random there's no reference point to tell if they're even doing well
Yep.
>what the fuck is the point of this then
Yep.

archipelago seems like a forced meme because you cannot convince me anyone regularly does this kind of shit much less connecting other games to it

>>714914971
They have to get them all. And the items light up in the upper part of the screen as they get them.

>>714914982
They're pretty broken. Soulful as fuck though.

is couch guy on the left one of those dudes from that ESA super mario sunshine run where they were hyping up the runner the whole time?

Fuck it, I'm watching the Dogwater 2022 SA2 race instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poI3VNGvRxc

Buy the SGDQ 2025 bundle.
Or else.

>>714914863
lgbt website. you'll just have to deal with it.

I hope us EU lads at least get some morning comfy kino wizards playing old games runs. This morning was abysmal

>>714914997
Dude has made a career out of out-of-place references and meta dialogue, a true modern comic writer

>>714914971
The point (unironically) is to not even look at the game and just watch the icons on the layout gradually get filled in. I'm not even kidding.

>>714914158
>miss katamari
fuck
>>714914872
i watch a bit and
>trans rights
>trans rights
>trans rights
>trans rights
every moment

>>714915095
>rollercoaster tycoon
I can never look at that game the same way again

>>714915015
Just like GDQ!
B I G
T H E
C A T

BAT SEX!

>>714915075
He is, but you're thinking of the SGDQ Sunshine redemption run. He was one of the two. I don't remember his name.

>>714915095
how much is that in real money?

they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>714914814
Kizuna Ai's mismanagement is a true cautionary tale. She was meant to be the second coming of Miku. A more "real" Miku, if you will, but instead they completely destroyed her brand and any legacy she could have left behind.

>>714915158
what does it even mean

>>714914493
They're okay but have never wowed me. Also they completely skip fort frolic.

>>714914971
yeah every time they do like a randomizer race or something at a marathon, i think about how retarded the games committee must be to no be able to understand how this might not be that watchable for people who don't know the run already

>>714914863
ick on eck board

>>714914773
Your pronouns are King/Based

>>714915162
This model and animation was far too high quality, beyond based

>>714915075
Yep he's even wearing the same shirt lol

>>714915095
i already have 2/9 of those games

>>714915156
Trans Rights 1!
Trans Rights 2!
Trans Rights 3!
Trans Rights 4!

GABE HOYYYYYYYYYP

>>714914730
I used to watch him before he female'd his vtuber model up more. Never finished my fanart from before then

>>714915095
i'm guessing the games that didn't end up in the bundle potentially get used for a "run" at gdq

thread reminder to bash the gash

>>714915050
It's made for streamers with 100-300 viewers to do with their chats, i.e. Spike, KFFC, Adef and all the GDQ runners with small fledgling popularity. Hence why they insist on putting these meme runs into the marathon because this is all they do on their streams

>>714915095
finding frankie is alright

>>714914730
>>714915259
>he
>him

>>714915216
I
D O N ' T
K N O W !

>>714914602
royarr rainbau

Does Gabe hypes up his wife's bull?

>>714915095
Code Bunny is the only thing there that looks interesting and it's probably cheaper to just buy that alone.

>20 minutes
>1 (one) Chaos Emerald

I assume it will pick up a bit from here?

>>714915068
They're soulful for sure, but I don't like how Renderware engine graphics look

>"I'm a math guy"
>can't answer simple addition problem

I do not like speedruns of mods
Just play the actual game you fucking cocksuckers

>>714915259
The increasing feminization of his model is a shame, the boyishness added a lot of charm.

Viewership continues to hit all time lows

>>714915174
ah yeah you're right it was SGDQ, not ESA

>>714915241
only reason i recognized him lel

>>714915391
>his
Respect cat's pronouns.

>graduated with math degree
>gets first addition question wrong
Made me kek coming right after the $50 "if I get none of them wrong" line

>>714915353
>Estimated hour and a half to go
No

>>714914847
come on anon, it's really not that difficult

>>714915353
no

>>714915204
How long until they have banned all the paypigs? If i was banned even as a warning for what i said, i would drop all support instantly.

I've barely been able to watch this marathon because every time I tune in it's some randomiser meme shit, or the announcer won't shut the fuck up, or the runner makes a trooncoaster. I've only watched like 1 hour in 3 days.
How the fuck do people put up with a whole week of this?

>>714915123
He's perfect for it

>>714915418
What about the charity goals?

>>714915457
totally worth the 20k debt.

>>714915418
It's not their fault, it's just...the times have changed.
Trannies and complete sterilization got nothing to do with it!

>>714915503
>How the fuck do people put up with a whole week of this?
By shitposting here

They should make a 4chan archipelago where shitposts get sent to other boards, I think that would be really funny and epic!

>>714915510
Boom Amy looks like sh*t

I hate these fucking fake runs. Rom hack runs, random races, beatsaber shit. If you want meme runs, do fucking fallout 4 npc drug overdose speedruns again or someshit

>>714915162
SEX THE BAT
SEX THE BAT

>>714915418
Something something not a speedrun event

>>714915418
ban steam chart threads

You are supporting the female speedrun elite at frame fatales, by watching the event, spreading the word and donating your allowance, right?

>>714915478
>an idiot is born every minute
They wont run out

>>714915503
watch muted + thread

>>714915379
I think randomizers would work better, if they had a normal run before. Then you would have atleast some idea what is happening.

>>714915213
I miss when vtubing was about bringing an unreachable anime girl to life to idolize.
Now it's just ethot/simp faggotry with extra steps.

>>714915353
>Chaos Emerald
Wait, is this hack adding shit in that's not in the base game? How the fuck is anyone supposed to know what's going on then?

>>714915561
It's called /trash/.

>>714915561
make it an april fool's instead of the shit we had in recent years

>>714915590
they donate to trans charities so no, i will not.

>>714915457
it wasn't addition, it asked for the hypotenuse.
makes sense that you can only make fun of people when you can't even read properly

>>714915329
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT BOWSER

>>714915590
yes

Who's actually following what's going on?

>>714915418
Seriously, how much of this is cherrypicked or otherwise manipulated by you? Didnt someone say they are having the highest total donations atm aswell?

>>714915327
He regularly refers to himself as a dude on both his personal streams and twatter.

>>714915391
I think the issue is he's kitbashing it all together and relied on a certain base model.

>>714915503
The stream is muted 70% of the time kek

>>714915108
Mario Paint is on in two days at EU times with the guys who ran Wild Guns a few years back.

>>714915590
no 24h
no watch

>>714915694
I paused the stream like 10 minutes ago.

>>714915694
I don't even think the commentators are trying anymore, the crowd is probably completely lost too

>>714915503
Mindless OSRS grind on second screen and I switch from stream to something else if it gets too badv

>>714915610
there were chaos emeralds in SA2.

why don't they get 12 runners to co-op this at once so the run lasts 2 minutes?

>>714915710
viewership is down
donation are up
> but isn't that weird
how about you let it go and enjoy the event

feeling strong man

>>714915590
Any charity hosted by this pack of gargling retards is not worth donating to because all they care about is money, so the charity will be the same and only donate $1 for every $100 for whatever cause.

>>714915710
adjust for inflation, dood

what's the deal with sonic and autism?

>>714914629
It's the best 3D sonic, on sale on steam currently too.

>>714915418
donation shilling has always been bad but this marathon feels like it has been the worst for it. just consistently having to shill hard to meet high incentives since day one, that's usually something they don't have to do til like the final day or two. doesn't surprise me that more people are just giving up on watching this shit when it's regularly that grating

also i usually monitor /r/speedrun during these marathons to get a normie perspective and it's been absolutely dead this SGDQ, barely any threads about the marathon where as it used to have a thread for at least every big primetime run. even the redditors are over GDQ

>>714915803
BIG THE CAT

>>714915710
>they are having the highest total donations atm aswell?
Yeah.. That is quite.. Strange. Isn't it?

>>714915694
There's not much to follow.
They play levels that are not locked, to unlock crap for each other, to play the game out of order.

Just like any speedrun none of this shit makes sense unless you played the game already and have context. So enjoy the childish vomit of "gameplay" and watch like you're a toddler watching cocomelon. That's all GDQ is.

>1/4 the way in
>1 (one) out of 14 collected

>>714915750
No 24h stream!? Im taking it back. Thats not elite. Thats weak!

I like Sonic but sometimes I wonder if he shouldn’t have moved with the times a little bit you know? Maybe a redesign, maybe a backpack, maybe a little vulnerability? Just something for Seega to think about.

>>714915851
Man let it go, just enjoy the runs...

>>714915694
Races are never particularly good for people to follow, unless you know the game.

>>714915843
idk but that guy looks like he fucks

>>714915503
i left this site years ago and opened this board only like 4 times
then like in 2021 i couldn't stand the trans gdq shit etc, made me think people here would spam about them as a warning thus i just look for those posts
i have pretty much watched none of the past 8 hrs or so, shame really

these people suck

>>714915665
I'm half listening half typing and heard two numbers with "and" in between so I figured it was a sum. Why would you ask a question that would require you to take the square root in your head to get the answer?

>>714915843
Bright colors go fast

>>714915903
This doesn't do anything for me.
I like Amy.

there's this kid bawling his eyes out outside and I like to think it's because he has to watch this run

>>714915880
I'm predicting a trainwreck and possibly even a mercy kill

>>714915843
I have a theory that Sonic brings out dormant autistic traits in children, like how weed can trigger underlying schizophrenia you otherwise never would've had.

>>714915901
if the runs were enjoyable people wouldn't be looking at stats

i just watched ross's game dungeon of sonic heroes yesterday

>>714914504
for me its
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhPHu_JipRg

>>714915694
I am more or less. It's always about 70/30 thread/stream.

>>714915969
it's a meme

So is this a random compilation of SA2 levels except with a gacha for chaos emeralds to sometimes pop up?

>>714915734
why would anybody care what some catboy homo thinks or says about anything

>>714915947
She's nice in an adorable way.

>>714915503
I'm not transphobic so I don't have a seething fit every time trans is mentioned

>>714915903
Races are fine if they're taking the same route. It's useless for randos though.

>>714915947
Me, too.

>>714915880
It's all gonna snowball later.
They don't put a lot of goal based checks in early spheres for AP. This is all just bullshit to unlock the things they need so they can find the emeralds.

>>714915951
Honestly surprised how many kids were in the audience so far, feels like GDQ is always just manchildren

>>714915843
Autistic people are obsessed with cutesy animals. The sonic and MLP autists of yesteryear are FNAF and Deltatroon autists now

>>714916020
and the players unlock items for each other

>>714915903
>>714916035
This is not a race, it's a co-op

Fuck it, I'm playing Borderlands 3, again.

>>714915993
Based Ross enjoyer

>>714916084
> They don't put a lot of goal based checks in early spheres for AP.
I don’t know what the fuck you just said.

>>714915993
that one is so comfy

>>714915843
the real question is "what's the deal with furries and autistm"

>>714915710

nothing is manipulated. you can look at the stats here https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq

>>714916184
Are you going to buy the BL4 Deluxe edition for 150 dollars?

>>714916163
Aha. Not sure if I'm vibing with this then

>>714916267
Nah.
My computer can't run the game, lmao.

>>714916194
the randomizer program they're using puts more of the objectives later in the game, so they'll find more emeralds later

>>714916217
>>714916185
sonic heroes sucks ass but it did give me an appreciation for the cool environments
I just can't get over how absolutely dogshit the physics are and the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 1 and 2, the characters and everything just looks as gross as the controls feel

>>714915843
Is that from this year?

>>714916184
You could be doing worse than me. She's kinda cute, bros

>>714916026
>>714916039

>>714915843
is that caveman?

something about this game bleeds pure soul

>>714916295
Based. You enjoy that BL3.

>>714916347
What gaimu?

>>714914030
one of these things is not like the others

>>714916347
literally who

>>714915610
OoT Randomizer was so fucking good that people think copying one random feature from the randomizer and putting it in a game makes it a randomizer.
In general, randos are casual shit for people that either aren't good enough to speedrun or not retarded enough to think speedrunning is a good time, with favor more to the people that just aren't good enough. I really only think that crazy setting OoT shit like entrance rando is interesting enough to watch and not just play yourself, and even that just isn't good for a speedrun marathon event

>>714916318
Thank you kindly.

>>714916403
gachaslop

>>714916347
>gachashit
Leave. Now.

>>714915503
ultimately GDQ is a giant week long running e-begging marathon. only the staff is paid, everyone else is doing it for free. they pay to stay, they pay to watch yet all they can do is watch in horror as the trannies go up on stage and play some obscure game that they hold the a world record to.
it was always a mistake for this event to get big. its created this totally fake identity in gamers that is "friendly toxic"

>>714916347
MARCH MENTIONED

That dono was just by shovelclaws which makes me wonder just how many of the read donos are just coming from runners/commentators/staff.

>>714916426
It's just boring faggots hoping they strike gold and become the next ZFG

>>714914852
>SEA and the third world
That's probably becoming who the common anon is too, if it already hasn't.

>>714914752
Who are you muting? All of them?

>>714916498
>ZFG
despise this annoying faggot
KungFuFatCunt loves simping in his chat too

realistically is there a way for GDQ to come back from this? its toast right?

>>714916490
sometimes people donate to beg for donations too

TWANZ WITEZ!!!

>>714916545
Well since it's only one audio stream, yes everything gets muted when the dono reader talks, and unmutes when she stops.

>>714916586
They'll still hit a million bucks, they're fine

>>714916545
It's a script that mutes the stream whenever the dono reader speaks (when its name in the layout lights up)

>>714916571
>He has a chubby slampig lusting after him and begging for his attention
based

>>714916571
>zfg has haters
there goes my worldview

This shit is insufferable

>>714916586
Speedrunning had its moment. Just be thankful you made it out without transitioning.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE-
CHAOS CONTROL!

>>714916586
Nope, the real killing blow for GDQ, beyond the cringe, beyond the nepotism, was the LttP rando they had a few years ago with crowd control. That was the exact moment it should have become obvious that speedrunning is no longer the point of the event.

>>714916586
they've got staff (spike) talking about how it's no longer about video games
it's over man, this is what they want

>>714916586
they can keep chugging on until their sponsors lose interest

>>714916502
/v/ was confirmed 60% third worlders back during the /vint/ April fools in 2017. I'd hate to think what it's at now.

Why does GDQ insist on these unwatchable meme runs? Just fucking play SA2.

>>714913858 (OP)
>BBSHD
Oh well the game kinda sucks ass but maybe the speedrun is better, who's running i--
>SonicShadowSilver2
Oh boy
/v/ best prepare yourselves

>>714916498
ZFG is ZFG, and people thinking that ZFG's randos being popular is because of rando and not because ZFG has been doing OoT for a millennia before rando was even conceived is a bit silly

has there been a universally liked run so far?

>>714916684
yes ZFG is god. another annoying dick worshipping faggot to add to his never ending list. his chat is more reddit and insufferable than anything on GDQ. in fact i would say his existence is the sole thing that keeps GDQ going as it is

>>714916586
no, but it'll die a slow painful death
speedrunning has already peaked culturally, they can't do anything to keep/increase interest with it as a concept and they also aren't talented enough to shift these events to more of a gaming variety show without driving it completely into the ground with circlejerking attentionwhores like the staff

Can someone vote a B for me pls...I gotta go to stupid college class....

So how come I can watch runs of games I’ve never played and enjoy them, but randomizers suck shit? In theory the end result should be the same for me as a viewer, but oh boy it ain’t.

>>714915843
You can categorize each character as a spreadsheet, which is the form autistic brains love.
>Name, Color, Personality, Power
>Sonic, Blue, Cool, Fast
>Tails, Yellow, Kid, Flies
>Knuckles, Red, Stoic (later Stupid), Climbs
>Amy, Pink, Girl, Hammer

Her again ..

>>714916586
We say this literally every GDQ and they make off with a giant pile of cash.

>>714914158
qrd on ring ringer?

>>714916784
yes but not this week

>>714916702
the angel of death passed over me, and i remain untransed

but still a dumb autist

>>714916586
what happened? I just got home from waging

>>714916784
Yeah, ESA.

>>714916702
It's kek-inducing how developers are adding speedrun mode into their games now. The hobby is just playing boomer games; it's officially dead.

>>714916742
where we are going we don't need streets

>>714916742
>>714916745
>5 seconds
KEK

>>714916690
he's a twerpy passive aggressive faggot masquerading as "le chill dude"

I'm pro trans and even me is finding this GDQ borderline insufferable. The last several ones were alright, but there is something about this one that is really bad and obnoxious. My head keeps hurting from all the screaming, annoying begging (even for GDQ standards) and nonsensical randomizer or similar runs.

Make it stop, please.

>>714916784
Super Circuit I guess

THE ULTIMATE LIF-ACK

>>714916810
I want to fuck that thing in the image!

>>714916768
They actively hate having legacy games run multiple times at events without some gimmick appended to them. Just look at what happened to Super Metroid over the years.

>>714916910
Shadowsisters...

>>714916586
Doesn't matter as long as MSF keeps funding them to do these events.

>damn i forgot about GDQ again
>turn on the stream
>constant yapping about donations
I don't know why i even bother

>>714916910
and the people just watch this happen, this is sick...

>>714916910
He never recovered from this, btw.

>>714916804
Because it's impossible to commentate these and make them sound interesting. It's entirely on the spectator to figure out what the fuck is enjoyable about this.

y'all remember survive the chat from ESA a few years ago?

>>714916743
QRD?

For the mute script, what should the audio delay be?

>>714916975
I constantly mute and unmute man I'm tired

>>714915710
>cherrypicking a viewership graph
You fucking chud, I bet you removed all the trans viewers from the counts

>>714915903
Rouge unironically owes me sex

>>714916975
exactly same story here

what a miserable experience

>>714916818
Perhaps /v/ are the ones who are out of touch....

>43 minutes in
>only 2 emeralds found
Even though I don't understand dick about what's going on, this can't be good pace.

>>714916684
I have to admit that I'm intensely curious what KFFC's belly looks like without that belt or her jeans holding it in check. It's not even a sexual thing, it just feels like forbidden knowledge that's tantalizingly close, just out of reach.

erm

>>714916910
i can't believe shadow is fucking dead

>>714916642
Yeah, I was asking who you have the monitor pixel on. I'm just going to catch up on the shitposting until this run is over.

>>714917147
why doesnt he shave it?

>>714917235
It wasn't cute enough.

>>714917025
Let's just agree that never happened.

>>714917147
The hair's cooked, bro, trim it with a 1 guard all over at least my dude

>>714917025
I wish I didn't

>>714917235
The former prize goblin has plans for it

>>714916978
what is this weird out of character shit

>>714917147
>gets divorced
>lands balding head first into a hotel full of trannies
All according to keikaku...

>>714917259
I understand this reference

>>714916910
rip cid kagenou

I'm dumb, if I always hear a split second of the donor reader, before it mutes do I set the audio delay to -100 or +100?

Why do you guys watch if you hate it so much?

>>714916873
it wouldn't matter what they scream
they are loud, obnoxious and unfunny

>CAT BIG THE
Cam someone translate autist for me?

>>714917383
thread

>every sgdq thread is just complaining about there being no trannies on screen
>Suddenly turns into a sonic thread when the hedgehog himself is being played
What do you call this phenomenon

>>714917147
If Game and Shout wasn't a massive pussy I could believe he's an irl ugly bastard

>>714917383
For the.. side activities in the threads

>>714917301
>lands balding head first into a hotel full of trannies
Hes living my dream

>Katie4
Over/under on them being a tranny?

>>714916873
At least ESA had the occasional hot tranny with legs. GDQ is just nonstop tranny simping.

>>714917383
Hanging out with anons.

>>714917481
not even a gamble, confirmed tranny. was formerly the guy who did the amazing SA2 run at a previous online GDQ, only to troon out a week later.

>>714917481
They were based and had one of the best runs of all time and then a year later became a tranny.

>>714917431
The "straight male gamers present" trend.

>>714917147
very good ugly bastard cosplay

>>714917383
were hatewatching

>>714917258
Damn, she's growing that fupa every year

>>714917531
Oh god, him.

Prize crew. Btw where is cheeks??

>>714917383
It's fun.

>>714917531
>>714917537
Sad

>>714917383
I like to cringe

>>714917383
I only hate SOME of it.

>>714917383
For the threads, occasional oc and mega cringe

>>714917531
I like to believe that if he made that final rail skip, it wouldn't have happened.

Holy fuck she won't stop with the donations

>>714916930
It's so stupid. There are so many categories for some of these games. Whenever I see a classic like SM64 being run and it's some retarded meme shit I just feel sad. A speedrun event doesn't feel right if you don't have some of the most popular and GOOD speedgames being ran in a half-decent way. I'll even take a fucking race so long as it's a normal category.

BIG
THE
CAT

>>714917259
buh buh biyah...biyah...

This format is a headache to follow.
>>714917531
It is truly tragic. I remember how hyped the thread was during that run.

I HATE CHAO GARDEN

>>714917383
Who says I'm watching? I'm shitposting with you guys and posting Rouge fapbait.

>>714917383
It's fun to chirp

>>714916810
This picture made me realize that if you just imagine someone is an anime character when they talk they suddenly aren't as annoying. I probably have autism

>>714917383
I get dehydrated.

>>714917383
If you turn the sound off the on the stream it's actually ok.

>>714917383
i am unable to let go of the past and move on so i always return and get sad over things getting worse as the time passes by

>>714915967
The real reason Sega stopped making consoles was that the plastic they used turned kids gay and autistic.

>>714917747
ok zoomer

>>714917481
My troondex already has the answer.

>injects herself into your speedrun
heuhueuiuhuei

>>714917797
Looks a lot like a kid (male) I grew up with

>>714916380
No, it's ManCave.

>>714917147
he is absolutely in "just shave it off bro" territory

Feels weird having pornposters and no gay ERP in the thread during a shit run. Jannies have destroyed board culture

>already an hour in
Time flies when you're posting Rouge

>>714917779
so thats why all sonic fans are spergs, it all makes sense now

>>714917537
He's still based in our hearts. The entire thread was fully invested in that run.
Has any other run come that close to that?

>>714917797
she should inject herself into my
my uhh
she should... uh...
...
h-hold on give me a
in
uhh
no wait

>>714917765
vtubers discovered this several years ago, you're too late to capitalize on it I'm afraid

Just got up.

Did I miss any unfiltered cringekino since Mario Kart Super Circuit?

>>714917827
OH GOD

>>714917885
Dr Fatbody

>>714917383
Not at all. It may be cringe, but it's not unwatchable cringe

>>714917872
He kind of looks like he did but then just let it grow back out, and is way overdue. He probably is lazy, doesn't care about appearance enough to keep up with it

>>714917827
Fuck you I jumped.

>>714913858 (OP)
they better play nortubel

>>714917827
>That neck
We're actually just supposed to keep pretending, huh?

>>714917797
wtf i thought i remembered her being kinda cute. now she looks like a meth addict

>Sonic's world
Nah

Holy yap blud i ain't readin allat :skull bro this diddy ahh game crazy :tengu_mask: :water_pistol:

STOP POSTING TRANNIES FUCK

>>714917971
You're supposed to deny all logic and accept that there's no objective reality or objective truth, everything is subjective.
I wish I was shitposting.

>>714918000
Is that a downy troon?

>the dono mute script works even if the video is alt tabbed
I thought it was going by the monitor pixel, this shit's great.

They have nothing else to talk about so now they're just sucking each other's dicks

>>714917383
Same reason people watch terrible movies for fun.
It's fun to rip on shitty things twice a year.
Come on intern, you're on day 3 now, you should have figured this out.

>>714918071
i thought it broke because the host's thing doesn't light up anymore

>>714917827
>Troon out with bunch of hormones
>Still has 35 yo fat man hairline
Many such cases

>>714918053
Keep posting them but make them cute

>>714916910
>>714917116
*shoots you in the head*

>>714918127
fake news

wtf

>>714917992
Cincinnati Zoo dropped the ball hard with Fiona Hippo. Moo stole all that thunder.

>>714917383
Hanging out with kickass Anons and posting Coco Bandicoot pictures

>>714914158
>Uncharted 3 was good
wtf

>5 out of 14 emeraowds
>An hour into the run
>In a randomizer
There's no way they're finding the final 8 in less than an hour. This shit is going over estimate for sure.
Yet another reason to not run fucking randomizers during marathons.

Its crazy that 95% of trannies I see can untranny themselves just by cutting their hair. Once an ugly man always an ugly man

>>714918202
kikey kong

>>714918209
Maarm you have to kiss me on the stream maarm

Even if there's not a single visible tranny in the
run, it is still 90% of the discussions of these threads. How come?

>>714915050
I've got two friends group that do it, one a few times a year and the other nearly every weekend (neither are speedrun communities, thank god).
You know the whole 'it's fun with friends' spiel? Well this lets you make singleplayer games fun with friends and is as chill as the least chill person in your group

If shadow isn't an ultimate lifeform than why is he so heckin strong and valid?

>>714918351
It's really not

>>714916406
my fuarking HERO

>>714918351
cause you wont stop talking about them

>>714918301
99 of gdq can just by dropping their pronouns

>>714918209
Black one 100% is not from the hood. Would be dead otherwise

>>714915903
See, this artist understands one of the most crucial elements to Rouge's design.

Big ears

Trans rights are human rights

>>714918220
>Coco Bandicoot
Honorary mobian

This is a request for anyone who cares, but I can't find that ''Aw shit Tails, 7 emerald post'' image and I thought it was really funny.
Can someone just fucking reply with it? I know you Sonicfags keep that shit in a perfectly organized reaction folder.

>>714918253
It was ok, Rating was definitely inflated because of how trash the previous runs were. Just being ok was a breathe of fresh air.

>birth by sleep
jesus, who fucking cares? if they're going to have these ridiculous incentives can it at least be for games people might want to actually see?

>>714918209
whatever happened to that cheating whore?
Is she still with GDQ?

>>714918351
Because for some reason gdq attracts some true trans goblins to their event.

>>714918465
Free speech is human rights

>>714918351
Trannies are scary.

>>714918442
>black
Indian

>>714917827
I really, really hope that pokeball tattoo is a temp or something because it's so basic it fucking hurts
It's like a girl getting a dreamcatcher or wings or some shit, you can't be this creatively bankrupt

>>714918294
The way this rando is structured, it feels like they're just going through the motions until they just hit the beats to finish the run, as an inevitability.
Especially since they're sharing progress, sending emblems and character upgrades to each other.

ESA - Raises $55k in a week
GDQ - Opens a $70k incentive

>>714918351
Whenever trannies are not on screen, everyone should ask "where are the trannies ?"

>>714918463
You know what they say about big ears

Follow me
Set me free

>>714918471
I found it instantly in the archive, idiot.

>>714918498
It's the only KH game I've ever played.

>>714917827
Sometimes you just gotta accept that it's not gonna work out

>>714918535
Do they still let you work in scam call centers if you troon out?

Can you stop?

>>714918590
Europeans have no money we already know this

>>714918465
Sorry xister, trans rights still wont permit you to pull your cock out in the ladies bathroom.

>>714918591
>trannies are GDQ's Spyro
成程

>>714918607
Oh, thank you! That's actually a really kind gesture from you.

Banish this run to the fucking Shadow Realm.

I miss DS Dad...

>>714918463
Big satellite dishes are very important.

my emerdoods...

>>714918294
It's gonna get banged out quick.
The only risk here like every randomizer run, these nerds check the seeds before having to give an estimate. And the people who check the seeds sometimes allow the dumbest shit they know runners don't normally check for an ebin troll and then it goes over.

That is literally the problem with randomizers. Everyone who vets these seeds are gigantic faggots who make the most obtuse placements that are annoying to get a valid placement, and say it's fine and the seed will preform fine.
Then come time for the run they are 20 mins over estimate and the runner if seething over a lame spot that takes a lot of time to check, and the couch are all grinning like cucks going "Tee hee trololololold you! You had to do lame shitty check no one likes that's super time consuming! you should have done it instead of ignoring it for the sake of speed! haha teehee!"
That behavior is why randomizers have such a bad reputation in these presentations. So we can cope its a reasonable seed, or yet again the troons on the couch are going to ruin another run.

>>714918648
I have lots of money. I don't throw it away on charities that spend over 85% on "administrative tasks" or deposits immigrants in my country though.
The state does that already with my tax money.

>>714918743
I was crushed when I found out it wasn't even a DS

love your couch energy and comms Hexspeedruns but get another shirt brother

>not really paying any attention to the run
>they only found three chaos emeralds
>come back 20 minutes latery
>only at 4
>42 minutes left

Feeling train wreck tier.

>>714917383
1. Morbid curiosity to see just how far something that used to be great can degrade.
2. The worse the event, the more fun the thread.

>>714918750
I like this rendition of her. Nothing too exaggerated, but more human proportions and big ears.

>mfw anon supports trans rights

anyway why are some of the event photos in 4k and others super small

What should I do with my wife?

>>714918802
I-It's okay, he's still a dad.

>>714918908
...eh, would.

>40 minutes left
>only at 2 emeralds

Why is bioshock run allowed? All enemies look like average "female" GDQ runner

>>714918923
Introduce her to blacked.

>>714918351
There are two he/they people which I understand is binary and a part of the trans spectrum.

Rouge is got some floppy.... ears.

>>714918923
Give her a big wet kiss *SMOOCH*

Y'all also waiting for the epic horror block? Bioshock starts at 5 AM here in Germany, but I'm gonna wake up early anyway and take half-day remote to watch live@!!!

>>714918797
oh right i forgot you're all misers too

>>714919007
I meant non-binary.

>>714918923
Bitch slap her

>>714918932
He hired a child actor to pose as his son at events. He's never been with a woman.

>>714918923
Oh shit, are you the local dakimakura denizen? How many pillowcases you up to now?

>>714918442
>Black one
That's a saar.

>>714918923
Kiss on the cheek

Knuckles does not doing the chuckles. Much unlike Sonic. He is in Hill of Pumpkin.

>>714918923
Commit tax fraud together.

where's spyro?

how did you know it was a fake emeraTAILS!

>>714918607
how would you even go about searching for a random image in the archives?

YOSH
https://coryjohnson.bandcamp.com/track/-

What is the worst dono?
>Overused joke
>Trying to re-enact voice lines from the game
>Musical
>TRANS RIGHTS!

my favorite sonic line is when shadow says fuck you trolls

>>714918923
If you dont glaze her face and post it Im rating you an F, fair warning

>>714919146
do you have this in high res?

>>714919258
All of them.

>>714919102
You mean the anon with the Midna one? It ain't me

>>714919258
Big chungus

>>714919189
I miss that blue dragon so much

>>714919258
>I just HAD to donate
it's probably the most cliche thing you can say and people still do it
like literally straight out of an LLM kind of line

>>714919303
That's the source res.

>>714919068
A fool and his money. If it makes you feel better funding people who don't spend the money you gave them on actual charity, by all means. You do you.

>>714918708
Fucking lmao that webm is great. Never seen shit like that from a invasion.

>>714919258
Youre missing
>greetings from germany

>34 minutes left
>five emeralds left each

>>714919258
Anything at all that has to do with the donation maker trying to get over with the crowd

Why does Sonic attract so many autistic people?

Shalom /v/.

>>714919060
you WILL regret it

>>714919258
these

>>714919418
Its old as hell too, just after the PC version of Dark Souls was released.

>>714918498
BBS is a pretty fun run.

No way this is done in 30 minutes

>>714918708
I wouldn't even be mad

>>714919423
That falls under overused joke.

>my favorite skipless stage
>does a skip

Make yourselves useful /v/; what character is this/what game are they from? Apparently no one at the event knows.

>>714917928
>no responses

phew.. been doing good with avoiding just boring shit

Oh no

>>714919403
Cool thanks bud

That wallrun was pretty sick

So the squares on the top are the checks they have left? Seems like pretty bad luck to get to your last like 7 checks with 5 of them be emeralds?

>>714919574
>neporun

>30 minutes left
>still at 2 emeralds

>>714919258
The ones that the host reads at an unreasonable volume and go on for longer than a sentence

>>714919435
Bright colors, fast movements and animal people. It all adds up to an autism magnet.

>>714919574
This might be WOAT run

this shit is still going huh

>>714919647
Apologize.

>>714919574
>shit game
>meme category
>race
>spike on couch
>kungfu on hosting
it's like this run was created in a lab to piss me off

>>714919574
Kek why is it a race on top of all the other shit

>>714919574
That's an easy skip for me

>>714919574
>2 am
genuinely surprised they're not forcing this group masturbation onto primetime

BIG THE CAT

>>714919747
Holy shit literally everything is wrong

>>714919258
I had to donate during my favorite childhood game!

>>714919805
It's at 8pm for their timezone, it's literally tonight's main event anon

>>714919729
Why the fuck doesn't he just shave his head. This looks vile

>>714919747
morons on games committee think shoving more bullshit into a run makes it more HOYPE. doesn't matter if the average audience viewer has no idea wtf is going

>>714919874
what's this then?

they clearly aren't going to hit their intended goal so what's going to happen here, just a mercy kill at 1:50?

>>714919805
it's on at primetime for north america. of course they wouldn't put a run that involves spike and kungfu during the graveyard shift

>>714919805
It's actually smack dab in the middle of American primetime

>>714917147
Dude is ogremaxxing hardcore

>>714919884
The average audience is us and autists, what did you expect?

>>714919480
I did play DS3 when it came out but sadly I was a pve-only pleb. Didn't develop an interest in invasion until ER.

>>714919951
>>714919874
nvm im retarded
>>714919978
>>714919982

>>714919951
6pm, you retard, and that run is in 2 hours so 8pm in their timezone

>>714919951
anon do you not know how to read a 24 hour clock? 8 PM = 20:00, so two-ish hours til the run

>25 minutes left on estimate
>10 Chaos Emeralds to go
I'm not paying attention, but are they actually way closer to getting them all than it looks?

>>714919475
There is not a basedjak onions enough to depict this level of cringe.
It's always wild how much more awful it reads versus hearing it.

Don't worry about baking a new thread, I'll take care of it

>>714920107
They got almost everything from the top row so I guess they're about to start focusing on the memeralds

>>714919475
This reads like a Borderlands NPC.

>>714920107
category is too convoluted to be able to tell unless you're one of the 10 people who runs this category. i assume they're fine on time if they aren't freaking out about it being a terrible seed tho

>>714919574
Oh just you wait.
Sonic is a troon with a really REALLY bad speech impediment. Whenever I hear him speak I cringe. Idk how other people can interact with his ass normally.

If you can just write off your tax to charity why are all major US companies in luxembourg?

>>714920169
sweet
hey wait a minute.. that baker had no flour..!

>>714919475
everyones a comedian

>>714920373
aren't comedians supposed to be funny?

I can't believe how boring this run is. I thought the zoomer was do cringe jokes the entire time

BEEEEES ALL OVER MY EYES

>>714920169
You're not one of those famous internet liars I've heard so much about are you?

>>714920485
that's sexist

>>714919435
Bright colors, the characters themselves have a simple design so it allows for donut steel OC, easy to grasp story, furry bait females, long history with tons of media to consume (tv show, games, comics etc) because autists hate change
there's a lot of reasons

this shit is still going?

The fuck is this run?
Can't we have a normal run?

>>714920169
DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES

God I hate nearly every sonic game so so much. The commentary is pretty dry. Just not entertaining. I thought gdq was supposed to focus on the spectacle. Doesn't help that it's a "coop" run, the worst of all "speed" runs.

>>714832591
What mango is this from? Looks amusing.

>>714920587
randomizer race romhack hhoooooyyyyp

>>714920592
>>714920553
its still in the oven, please be patient

>>714920456
What happened here?

>>714920635
Can't have toxic masculine competitiveness in our safespace Y'ALL

>Still 20 minutes left
This is going over isnt it

qrd on the blue prince run? was it a fucking youtube video?

>>714920659
saucenao

>>714920107
Basically they know which missions are hard locked by certain character upgrades, so in practice they should be able to do cleanup at this point if they've unlocked all missions.

The rando settings might also have a forgiveness thing that just gives them the emeralds if they exceed a certain amount of progress? I dunno.

mig
>>714907751
>>714907751
>>714907751

Aight, migrate nice and orderly now. Single file.

>>714907751
>>714907751
>>714907751

F tier shit

when's the SM64 run?

>>714920705
DLC added an incredibly slow and friendly-looking projectile of death

>>714920778
>>714920798

>>714920740
That one was weird. No other comment about it, just a weird format and I did not understand what was going on at any time.

>>714920778
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>still on page 9

retarded miggers

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Classic

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discord sisters?

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>event the bait isn't original
ok time to let this general die for real

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you faggots jerk each other off when you do this?

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>Le epic meme! Winrar xD