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>>714921341 (OP)Rouge is built for human men and eggman knows it
Thank you baker
Easiest mig of my life
CAN I GET A TRANS RIGHTS?!
>>714921341 (OP)where did you get this picture of me?
>>714921356Are you triggered? Guess it's time to dilate your neo vagina.
>>714921435Why there never any trans lefts?
>>714921414>>714921435Why do trans right get specific mention, couldnt we just say human rights?
just got home
was majora's mask worth watching?
>>714921397>pic relatedI suddenly feel much better about all my poor life decisions
>>714921536how many MM speedruns have you seen?
i don't get the point of this being at a GDQ
Yeam, I'm thinking over estimate
Can I have a good run please?
>>714921592It looks like it.
>>714921536it was pretty decent, runner was chill. wouldn't really say it's worth going back for the VOD though unless you're just a Majora's Mask super fan
HYDRATE AND TAKE YOUR MEDS
>>714921397I refuse to believe this is real.
>>714921480Oh crap, thank you for the reminder!
>>714921616maybe then
the runner is good, commentary was informative, but it wasn't super duper entertaining or anything
post jaidlyn's gigantic brapper
>>714921598Will make the nepo runs look slightly better by comparison. It's like when pretty girls have fat/ugly friends.
>>714921637I have good news: My runs up next. Wish me luck.
>>714921397RIP Floppy Jim
>"They're not going overestimate guys, they've routed this out!"
>They're going overestimate
did nobody screen the seed? or did they just think it would be funny to make them do a full clear?
>>714921514I miss when sexless losers owned being sexless losers instead of coping with this tranny shit.
>>714921675It's not, someone just edited the text on the donation page
>>714921714i can't, i'd get too thirsty
>>714921685>Me and my cute trans girls harem on the way to shit-post
These guys are seriously working on a DNF
>teehee I guess it's just a full clear seed teehee
Calling bullshit these furries cherry picked this seed just to give themselves more screentime
>>714921684>>714921663>>714921414>>714921435You two blowjob brothers sure do think alike.
It might just be a mercy kill.
>>714921684Funny how for americans taking your meds is equivelant to a basic human function like breathing and hydrating
SAY IT WITH ME CHAT
OVER
THE
ESTIMATE
>>714921728>octopath travelleri wish you nothing but a swift death, inshallah
>>714921675Live a good life, anon. Make up for what others have left behind.
>>714921341 (OP)Lost my entire meme folder including all GDQ/ESA pics from flooding. Penny for the poor?
every fucking randomiser every fucking time
Shut it down
Mercy kill this trash
>>714921543this retard is getting paid a lot of money and married with children by now
Make yourselves useful /v/; what character is this/what game are they from? Apparently no one at the event knows.
>clearly going over time
>'D-do you guys uh h-have a moment for another donation?'
The announcer fears them.
perchance you shouldn't run a randomizer if the worst seed is unfinishable within your allotted time limit, just a thought from yours truly
Were there any good runs over the past 18 hours or more tranny dogshit
>>714921090I think I cried laughing at Pumpkin Hill the first time
https://youtu.be/A-F70uTwFdY?list=PL2EacLDDaC3WMw5inq4hnIKfp0ethcCyX
are they still doing that thing where they just change the estimate if it goes over?
O V E R
>>714921870Have a Plum
>>714921947Reasonable. Now open an fansly before its too late.
>hmm seems like they have a lot of emeralds left with not much time
>but who knows, this shit is convoluted as fuck some maybe they know what they're doing
>oh nevermind, it's over estimate and they're just checking the log now
ZZZ run holy fuck
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migged cap'n
Friends, what have i missed in the last 16 or so hours?
Please and thanks.
IT'S AN ESTIMATE
NOT A TIME LIMIT
Also #TRANSRIGHTS
Holy shit theyโre just cheating to end it. Why not cheat to end it on time?
none of them are going to finish
on what did they base the estimate
THE CROWD IS CHEERING FOR THEM FUCKING UP
>stall for 10 minutes
>run then goes over
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
I'm just here for the estimate time to change
truly the ultimate faggot safe space, even for speedrunners used to time loss
>over estimate
>"this is the nature of a randomizer for sure haha"
tell it to the judge
They arent updating the sonic freaks estimate. They will be marked as going over, officially.
>we are so back
And you won't be again!
fuck this slogfest, ill go to sleep
>overestimate
>have to cheat just to complete it
oh boy
>>714921947or have someone check the fucking seed like every other randomizer run
>>714921870Here you go friend
>Let's go ahead and wrap this up
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>>714921982It was originally 1:30:00 so I guess so.
OVER
Cheating at the end
Way to ruin a decent run
I left to get food and I come back to OVERESTIMATE.
>>714922090The sonic people colluded to allow a slow speed to maximize screentime of sonic games. It's a sonic conspiracy. Sega is in on it.
Just got home. How was Pseudoregalia?
>Games Done Quick
Run is so slow that it goes over the estimate. HOLY SHIT you had one job
>>714922148Real time copeium from the chat
Overestimate is okay, actually.
It means vegana and fuckcup can spend less effort stalling for $40000 for Scrimblo Dress-up incentive.
Total randomizer death! NOW!
Enough pity clapping, where's the pity booing?
>go play vidya because randomisers suck
>come back
>it's still going
HOW?!
oh IT'S OVER!!!!
>>714922148>please internalize thisgod i fucking hate these people
>>714922174And now theyโre just looking up where the emeralds areโฆ by which I mean cheating.
>ultimate life form draft 1
giant space lizard
>ultimate life form draft 2
just copy sonic whatever lol
>>714921861That games not that bad desu. The gameplay eventually wears out its welcome but I think it's still worth a play. The visuals are pleasant and there's some decent music too. I doubt it's anyone's favorite jrpg but it doesn't deserve hate either. Haven't played the sequel though.
LIVE AND LEARN
HANGING OVER THE EDGE OF THE TIMER
>>714922117They changed it to 1:50 when they hit the big the cat incentive, before the run started.
>LIVE AND LEARN
ABSOLUTE KINO
>>714922148>please internalize thisholy shit I actually read something worse than "do better"
jumpscare warning please
>>714922240Why is she like that
>>714921969oh my fuck
how have i never encountered this
LIVE AND LEARN
BAN FUCKING RANDOMIZERS
>>714922201>can spend less effort stalling for $40000 for Scrimblo Dress-up incentiveAnon...
>game about going fast
>go over estimate
>>714921969is that some cowbell during live n learn
>>714922201are you really that eager for another recap segment?
>>714921341 (OP)Never understood the purpose of giving money to sluts over the internet.
Wait so it was a fucking race
>>714921536Probably the best aspect of it was that the runner kept asking for quiet time so the couch and donation begger/announcer had to shut up constantly.
Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.
>stop the timer even when the other is still playing
lmao the cope
>>714922198Which show parodied MaoMao in that pic?
>>714922371No it was co-op, learn to read.
>>714922148>please internalize this
>>714922316>>714922134>>714922240Revenant is the best thing Elden Ring ever gave us
>>714922362i really like this image
>Producer Yuji Naka
what happened to that dude anyway
>>714922479nobody tell him
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>>714921341 (OP)>eggman is rouge's paypigwhere the fuck have i heard this i feel like someone made a joke about it and now i can't remember. was it oney?
>avoided all sonic runs for years because I assume Argick is attached
>Tune in at the end of the run
>No Argick
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK
Like Tails said, "I'M SHITTING BBLOOD, SONIC."
Rate Sonic Adventure 2, whatever the fuck this was
>>714922316I hate when people give me a million shards right before the nightlord. If we don't kill it before I use up 4 shards it's probably a loss anyways. I rarely have to use more than 1 shard against the nightlord during a winning run and when I have to eat through all my shards it's more often than not a loss because it meant I was the only one pulling my weight.
People come up with randomizer for the worst fucking games I swear. Give me a Super Black Bass randomizer so I don't need to go to the dam to land a big one every single time.
>>714922546OVER.
ESTIMATE.
>>714922546F for over estimate randomizer slop
>>714922479Got arrested for insider trading while working at Squareenix.
>>714922517i think it originated from slightly artistic
>>714922546Z
Overestimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
It's time for 10 hours of stalling. I don't think I can take this shit. I have work tomorrow.
>>714922546C. A SA2 run will always be okay, but damn did so much go wrong.
hyping up that song, lol what retards.
>>714922546C
Good energy from the runners and couch, but completely incomprehensible
>given the wrapped it up immediately
Start playing the wrap it up music you are already over estimate god cut them off Jesus christ.
>>714922546>Not even SA2, some weird randomizer mod>Co-op>Actually secretly a race>Over estimateF
>>714922546F
what the hell was that
>>714922382Fuck that noise. We want to root for the runner, give us a goal to root for. Estimates serve that. Get underestimate = beat the goal. Otherwise, why not just make it let's plays without estimates altogether? This is an event for a reason
>>714922546I'll give it a B because I love SA2, but I fuckin hate races and randomizers.
>>714922546F
Why do you fuck up classic speed games man
>>714922546F for archipelago.
>staff in their ears telling them they're over estimate cool it with the shout-outsKek
>>714922546D
>>714922546F
overestimate incomprehensible race(?) thing.
>>714922546C
why the fuck is it a randomizer race
>>714922546F for trying something different.
>>714922546F. Over estimate and was generally a shitty category. This should have been a regular race.
>>714922546SSS onic trans rights!
>>714922382the estimate was normally set as a "worst case scenario" though
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>>714922546I'm doin' him an F
Can we stop fucking shouting out communities? We fucking get it. You have an amazing community and of course every song in YOUR game is a banger
>Well, at least Sonic is over
>Things get worse
>>714922382reminder that it's a speedrunning event and going slower than expected is typically considered a failure state in speedrunning, so overestimate runs should be considered failures
>>714922559I normally run recluse with the staff/fp relic, but I don't think I've ever actually needed more than two despite getting flooded with them. I think most people underestimate how hard spells can be spammed.
>>714922546F
>>714922546Z for cheating
>>714922546F, over time, underwhelming, the rouge posting in the sister thread was nice tho :)
>over estimate games
>still has shitty timewasting segments after
>>714922546D
Made me wanna replay SA2 though
>jaidlyn rating monsters based on which one would choke her the hardest
what are they paying these amateur actors
>>714922546F
I've played this game since I was a kid and I had absolutely no idea what was going on which defeats the appeal of a randomizer,
>>714922546Z
fuck randomizers and especially fuck these complicated randomizer races where nobody watching has any fucking idea what's going on
>>714922637>Forced blue prince to keep going for an extra 30 mins after the run was finished because they were severely under estimate>Seethe at SA for going over by 7 minutesThese people are fucking retarded.
>>714922637Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
>>714922546Sadly F. Overestimate, randomizer slop, uncomfortable crowd, resorted to looking at the doc. Just needed some massive chokes for a train wreck.
>>714922546E for estimate which they went over btw
>>714922546F, what a joke from start til stop.
>Obnoxious on the mic>Horrible category>Had to cheat at the end just to find all the emeralds even after going overestimate already>Overestimate
>>714922546D, it wasn't that bad
what is this knock off discount death battle shit
>>714922546B, they showed a lot of cool tricks and had good coms but they did go over estimate.
>>714922791Spike already confirmed that these segments are the core of the event and speedruns are secondary, or even tertiary.
>>714922546C, I liked the couch energy.
Re7 might actually be interesting if they somehow skip the cutscenes, fucking hated replaying that game because 70% of it is unskippable cutscenes
>>714922808>doing drama 108 exercises I HATE THEATRE
I HATE THEATRE
I HATE THEATRE
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it's based on how hard they slap, not cock size
>>714922316>>714922559>>714922438>unironically playing assets from my last software: the softwareIshygddt
>>714922878did this degenerate get in trouble for this?
>>714922791>stall before the Sonic run to hit BIG! THE! CAT! goal>sonic run goes 10 minutes long>do more bullshit
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>captain Ezekiel mentioned
>>714922808DANGER HAIR and a GYATT
>>714922791YOU DON'T GET IT THEY ARE ENTERTAINMENT FIRST CHARITY SECOND VIRTUE SIGNAL THRID AND VIDEO GAMES LAST BIGOT
THEY WILL NOT SCARIFICE ALL THEIR HARD WORK OF 1 HOUR OF WRITING A SHITTY SCRIPT FOR THESE EBIN ENTERTAINING PEAK COMEDY SEGMENTS!!!
I'm getting so mad listening to these two
>>714922878AHHWOOOOOOGA HUMATAHUMATA WOOF WOOF WOOF!
No more bakes from me tonight. Make sure to rate the KH race a ZZZ from me.
These segments have the same energy as the icebreaker exercises they make you do in freshman year of college.
>>714922818Screen time on a stream with 30k viewers which is way more than what their act is worth.
Bowser mogs RoB/SotN death.
OoE Death can kiss my ass.
what would it take to bring back blueglass
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I'm gonna go watch Pikmin video essays until I pass out. Night anons.
I'd like to fornicate with this woman
RE7 is not a zombie game you fuck. Theyโre mold.
This is one of the most pointless segments I've ever seen.
What the actual fuck is this segment?
F. What the fuck is this segment
this nigger is a fuckin faggot
What's the best run to watch so far? I saw Crash Twinsanity and Blue Prince, and both of them were awfuly bad.
That run killed 3000 viewers. I wish I was one of them.
So why was Bobbeigh banned from ESA a few years back?
This is the concept of "gamer" that hollywood have
>>714922930If you love the Souls pve experience then it's fun. Even being the asset flip it is. Although they just announced that for the next 3 weeks we aren't getting new content so a lot of people are gonna be dropping the game now.
Man let it go. Enjoy the runs.
I'm taking a bit of damage from the cringe happening right now, my fuckin eyes are watering.
>>714923017when will bigbang return to gdq
>this is the first thing I see tunning in for the first time this sgdq
it's not about the games again chud
it's about the enteraiment chud
What happened to the yabba dabba doo girl with the purple hair?
>>714923017Necromancy, he died saving a pod of dolphins from a fleet of Japanese fishermen.
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>>714923086cant go wrong with Quake
>>714922320I think it was 2014 or 2015 when it originally was posted
>>714922360Gotta love it. Their slowed down Aquatic Mine is pretty good legitimately
>>714923080MODSMODSMODS
WE BAN PEOPLE FOR THAT WORD HERE RIGHT JANNY?
Time to watch the person I have casual loose interactions with get paraded around as GDQ's token freak because they need to show how even in their clique they welcome freaks.
This is going to be sad to watch.
>>714923086You already watched the best SGDQ2025 has to offer.
IT'S AN ENTERTAINMENT PIECE
>>714922938>>714922791this thing was baked into the schedule, always gonna have something new to shill anyway
>>714923080based. his inclusion has degraded the quality of gdq considerably
>>714923110godless nights
Holy fuck Tenna mentioned.
>>714923126Then how come we are seeing neither? Huh?
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how am I supposed to compete?
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Imagine being a runner, doing your best to beat the estimate only to give more time to this.
I LOVE TV!
>>714923110godless nights...
>>714923110>KatamariI don't even need to ask. It was him.
>>714923126>it's about the entertainmentBut it's not entertaining
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Thoughts on my anime fighting game commentating wife?
>>714923205he needs to stop with the morning kids show gulla gulla island bullshit
>>714921767At least it was only by 7 minutes I guess.
>>714923115coolmatty has a rival what the fuck
Thats a HYPERDUMPER
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO END THE SEGMENT IS YELL "I LOVE GDQ"
>>714923181Okay I'll just play some vidya while I wait for... Pokemon
>>714923249Prime poly material.
>>714923223Finally! An actual woman at gdc.
Wait I actually remember this girl, she commentates FGC shit, tranime stuff but still
why is she at this fucking event
>>714923249Sheโs getting uglier.
>>714921969Thanks for this anon, it brought a grin to my face
>>714922546nvm Z have to deduct a point for over estimate
Can we rate this segment? I want to give it the a quadruple Z
>>714923249Pretty and her purple hair is very flattering on her.
STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW! STOOOOP!
OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP!
They're aware that the majority of people watching this are over the age of 5, right?
>>714922956>Entertainment firstFind someone who thinks this is entertaining
Any day this over acted slop will end right?
>>714923279>No ch. 3 in GDQ scheduleI HATE GDQ
>this shit is still going
>>714923218>>714923242because it's about the charity, chud
>>714923093All he did for an entire year on his stream was to relentlessly shit on ESA because he got the boot but never divulges to why, das apparently knows what it is
post more ass of that girl
No one being in the audience makes this 10x funnier
>>714923110are you actually the ickecker
>>714923249This was my opinion on her commentary and still is my opinion now
>>714921714She is not what anyone would really call pretty but she looks like she tries. I bet she started going ass to mouth when she turned 30.
uh.... what the fuck is going on??
>havenโt shouted trans rights yet
What the fuck is their problem?
Summer Theater-kids-now-adults-that-wasted-their-precious-youth-cultivating-a-skill-there-isn't-really-a-thriving-market-for-so-they-are-stuck-doing-this Done Quick 2025
>>714923047RE series makes way more sense if you just call it biohazard. All the enemies are some sort of biohazard- virus, parasites, mold. Just missing bacteria as a vector I think to complete the microorganism created monster theme.
>>714923110>katamari has double the votes of the runs before and after itreally makes you think
>>714923372the trannies in their discord who depend on their affirmation and people who mainline onions into their veins and correlates everything to a marvel cinematic universe reference
LAUGH
CLAP
OR YOU VILL GET BANNED FROM ZE EVENT
the round, tightly clothed tits are the only thing keeping me from chucking my monitor across the room
>Joy Con 2 Controller
All this for a crummy commercial...?
>>714923397(They'd ban any chat member saying "I Love TV!" anyway.)
>>714923360If they were they'd close the tab during these segments, but alas, people is even more retarded than 5 years olds and keep watching.
>>714923319Some of the people who work at these events are under the assumption that those 40+ thousand viewers might take this opportunity to migrate to their own twitch channels after
>>714923279I LOVE GDQ I LOVE GDQ I LOVE GDQ I LOVE GDQ I LOVE GDQ I LOVE GDQ I LOVE GDQ
Lisa Trevor was an abused child quite literally turned into a monster against her will. Why is it okay to wheel her out for a goof? How dare you. For shame.
call me sonic cause im edging my hog
It's not that bad. I mean it's kinda bad, but it's not THAT bad.
>SHUT UP CHUD THIS IS A MICROSOFT SHILL EVENT
>Gonna take a quick break
I can't believe this piss. This is the worst GDQ.
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>>714923507>this thread converts into the thread during the Deltarune run>jannies can't delete it
>>714923110what the fuck happened with the oneshot run?
>>714923572My run is up next!
>>714923223I'd go over estimate w/ Jaidlynn
> awesome donation prizes
>>714923249imagine her without makeup
GDQ waifu status with Kungfu over, Jaidlyn is my new waifu
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bros my fucking ear itches and no matter how far I shove a pen in I can't scratch it
>>714923481>MCU in 2025You have to be self hating to still be into marvel shit after the purple man and his nugget glove
>>714923572NO
NO
THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN HOUR BEFORE THE KINGDOM SHARTS NEPO RUN NO NO NO NO
>>714923132Cut ties and became four people
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What happened to Octopath Traveler?
>>714923537What, and you think The Moon wanted to be possessed with dark magic and pulled out of orbit on top of Clock Town?
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Wow, so popular
>>714923648shove it harder
>octopath traveler got cut for their clique run to parade around a guy with physical disabilities in a dress and a wig
>All because they refused to cut time and their cringe segments
I feel bad for the octopath runner. He didn't deserve that.
>>714923620Still missing to this day
>Community Clash: A Speedrunning Gameshow
>(Est: 1:00:00)
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>>714923648Put your index finger in your ear. Grab that hand with the other hand. Shake it.
>>714923639I hate this person
>>714923631This seems legit.
>>714923670stop asking questions or you'll be banned
>>714923110Casual Birder was an ad
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lmao
stalin'd
>>714923670Cancelled for more skit time
why don't tech set up the upcoming run while the theater kids are attention whoring? isn't that the whole point of those shitty skits?
>Super Metroid got replaced by Deltarune as the event closer
trans rights... won...
>>714923639These people get paid to post this, right?
>>714923639reminder this person is saying this with the chat equivalent of a gun pointed at their head
>>714923615If you know what's good for you, you'll avoid the next run
Is this purple bitch the one that commentates Melty Blood and UNI really poorly?
>>714923717who got Stalin'd?
>>714923523I do check out some twitch channels out of morbid curiosity and a majority of them are 300 follower literal whos
so trying to farm viewers isn't a bad assumption
What happened to Octopath Traveler?
i thought they needed $500k to make the kingdom hearts run? are we about to get a 2 hour stall to make up $50k?
>>714923717Spike said the stream was black enough today and they happily cut that brother down
>>714923781Yeah that's the one.
No Hips No Tits No Pleasent Voice is on thge mic
HELL YEAH
We love women!!! Right guys?!?! You better say it!
>>714923639>>714923772100% sure they are staff
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you guys playing anything during this event so far?
>>714923796Lady just said Octopath is up. I think the up next banner was updated early
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>>714923796It's still coming, they fucked up the screen for a while but it's coming
10 minutes late, though
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>>714923798That anonymoose guy will be charitable and save us with a couple hundred thousand donos
>>714923785imagine the loud fart
the aroma
the poop
I LOVE TV
i uh, i mean women. i love women
>>714923672If he didnโt want to be pulled towards the earth he shouldnโt have been made of cheese.
>>714923753It's just like Undertale winning best game over Ocarina of Time
>>714923850shoutouts to the tech crew
>>714923717>Birth by SleepWaht??
>>714923847waiting for my NTR game to get ready
>>714923828I enjoy bio women.
Not dudes in silk dresses
>>714923847I'm watching WSOP on the other monitor and procrastinating getting my Pathfinder 2e game ready
>>714923695Celestroons on suicide watch.
>>714923847I played about an hour and a half of Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth during the Sonic run because it was boring
>>714923849>>714923850>>714923854I thought they bumped the runner because he's black.
>>714923772Most of them are staff.
So some yes, most however do it for free lol
>>714923873You can spam this shit all you want Saturday night, until then shut the fuck up.
>>714923914Not the full game. ZZZZZZZZ
>>714923914SSS trans rights!
>>714923914S, so fast I couldn't see it
>>714923753Undertale, Deltarune, Earthbond, or things of that sort have been replacing Super Metroid or Mario 64 as event closers for half a decade at this point.
>>714923914SSS
Run was so fast I didn't even see it
>>714923923put a based necromancer villain in it or I'll eat your fucking soul
>Get forced to watch a twitch ad
>Come back from twitch ad
>Only to segue into a hardlined ad as well
I thought the point of turbo was to skip these fucking thing man lmao.
>>714923914it was pretty fast
damn.....anyone remember speedrunner duke_bilgewater from the early GDQs? he was banned for life after this leaked..... dude ice cold.....
https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
Which member of GDQ staff do you think has the lowest IQ
Is Octopath good? Deciding whether or not to watch or just play it
i clicked on a random banjo tooie speedrunner and his entire chat is just him talking to himself for the past hour, i wish he was at gdq...
>over estimate
>time wasting theater kid skit
>break time
>commercial breaks forced into the stream so adblockers can't stop it
Holy shit this is cancer
>>714923407afaik GDQ always knows what is up which is why they have so many skeletons in their closet, they definitely know why Bobbeigh was banned but apparently it was *BAD-BAD*.
>SpikeVegeta definitely knows since he keeps bringing Bobbeigh around>If Bobbeigh gets exposed it would mean SpikeVegeta would get taken down too for enabling Bobbeigh to continue doing shows
Octopath traveler? Cant imagine how sick the tricks in this shit will be.
>>714923994You're getting ads?
>>714923847Etrian Odyssey Nexus
>>714924014Play. 100% play it
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>>714923994this works for me, although twitch seems to deploy different adblocker-busting solutions to different regions
>>714923992>KIA>MIAThat dude has never seen any Action.
>>714924001man it's been a long time since I've seen this pasta
his hotline miami runs were top fun
>nerdy black guy
I can't make fun of this
*smack lips* AYO HOL' UP SHIEEEEEEEET
this is so freaking wholesome!
>>714924065nah he sweet as a sugar plum
Genuinely what the fuck is this accent
>>714924070you're right
the jokes write themselves
>>714924014I really enjoyed it, something about 2 didnโt click for me though
>>714924070You can make fun of whoever PT is
>they screamed at the black lady
>>714924025Can you at least have the decency to subscribe to my channel ffs
this couch is looking unapologotelically black and fast
>i'm not gonna be doing color commentary
more like coloured commentary amirite
>niggers
Worse than trannies. See you guys next run.
>>714924029>no longer partnering with Prevent Cancer Foundation>event is now cancerit tracks
>>714924105these niggas sharing a room, if you know what I mean
>>714924025Don't make fun of my channel, I try very hard.
>>714924105Yo I wanna sniff this mocha nigga nuts ya feel me?
>>714924127that's a lady? I'm pretty sure it's a guy
>>714924065Chu mean? Honkeys just be sayin shit
>>714924070The whole couch is nerdy black people too - I also cant make fun of this.
AY YO IZZAT OCTOPAFF TRAVELUH
what weird thing did he say?
>>714924052My chromecast used to be able to skip ads.
Google in their peak jewery, made the entire process inefficient as fuck so you're forced to get ads now.
So it's either use my prime sub to dodge shilling, or nothing. But I mean for the people who do have to watch ads.
The announcer welcomed back the ad cucks, and then rolled the redbull ad lmao.
>>714923986Come to think of it, deltards' threads were deleted from /v/ at least 109 times already.
>>714923983>put a based necromancer villain in it or I'll eat your fucking soulHrm, they are going into a deep underground temple and will be meddling with things they really don't understand
Ok, you sold me.
Necromancer BBEG it is
Guys I'm getting flashbacks to the Wolfenstein run
>weeb nigga
>no pronouns
please let this shit be good
>jrpg speedrun
fuckkkk
>>714924157But they're wholesome and nerdy. You don't like black people when they act like "white" people either? What do you want?
>>714924158PCF is for AGDQs
>>714924183The absolute state of Zoomers who don't know how to use proper ad blocks
>>714924180CLASSIC
HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET
>>714924158thats agdq anon, sgdq is always MSF
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>english is in the lead
eat shit weebs
i legit have no idea if that person behind is a woman or a man
>>714923360They are appealing to the antifascist audience
>>714924001Crazy to think she's DuchessBilgewater now
>>714924223If he comes in under estimate this will be pretty brief for a jrgp speedrun
OH SHIT ITS A BLACK PERSON QUICKLY SHIELD YOUR EYES CHUDS
>>714924158first gdq champ?
These are the people Majome, Tyreshe, Jerome, Shanaenae, Tyrome, An'keesh, and Gregory regularly bully while drinking their malt liquors.
>10 minutes pre-amble
it's a fucking jrpg, you'll have time to explain this shit mid-run for fuck's sake
>>714924223all of his couch got pronouns bro...
>>714924223Nah nigga. You missed the "She/They". A bad couch can ruin an entertaining run/runner and vice versa
>>714924261>english makes the run 10 minutes longer
Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Borders:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>works with the Soros Foundation to smuggle illegal aliens across borders
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
>supports crossdressing and harassing the differently-abled live on stream
>supports the use of flashing imagery to induce epileptic seizures
Let's break 3 hazillion this GDQ!
Yt people donโt season they vidya gaymes
Why are the Blacks normal and the whites all trannies???
>>714924183I love when you retarded tech illiterate zoomers type shit like THERE IS LITERALLY ZERO WAY TO DODGE ADS USE THAT PRIME BRO
shut the fuck up if you have zero idea what you are talking about
>>714923785it increases the chances of conception
>>714924105I guess this events diversity quota is filled now.
>>714924057My man! You digginโ it?
> only white dude is the only one with the attention pronouns
>>714924329Why would i not want to donate?
>>714924210make it so he raised his child daughter or something, doesn't make her fight, but she has to watch him die
>THREE
that's a terrible starting word for wordle, why would you include double E's in your starting word instead of another vowel?
>>714924342nightmare fuel
>>714924342>they nigger at the couchhmmm
>no trihard spam in chat
i want to go back
>>714924329>doctors follow the hippocratic oath>anon goes crazy
>>714924342There is literally a she/they tranny on the couch, Jamarcus.
>white woman summons a dog
>>714924384nigga dey all black
>Cait Mod
Are they really cheating for 100% Cait encounter rate?
>>714924379he does not apologize.
>>714924329ngl, kinda based
>PT
AYO! WHY DON'T WHITE PEOPLE SEASON THEY GENDER
>>714924384Bro that is not a white guy
>>714924384You okay nigga?
This guy reminds me of one of the math professors from community college.
He was a nice guy.
>>714924384not really cause there were some zesty boys earlier
>weeb niggas
You love to see it.
>>714924183>use my prime sub to dodge shilling, or nothingFirefox + uBO, nigger.
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>>714924384PT is the black girl on the right, not the "white" dude on the left
SAUTE is the best starter word fight me
>>714924329I already donated, you don't have to keep selling me on it.
>>714924329let's get those doctors some borders
hoyp
>>714924437Would you rather have the runner grind for 10+ minutes?
>>714924342Did you miss the black tranny autist playing a sonic racing fangame earlier?
>>714924384>white guywhere?
why are anime posters always so fucking stupid?
My starting word for wordle?
Penis.
>>714924384>white dudeYou can tell when it's an american posting
>everytime I see a black person on stream their with one or more of the people on the couch, like a clique that goes everywhere together
>runner just mentioned their all on the same discord server
Well that explains it.
This looks like final fantasy
>>714924515Yes. If you can't route your grinding into your RTA, then you need to unironically get good. I've seen Dragon Quest speedrunners route metal slime grinding into their routes and still get insanely fast times.
>>714924576and then there is you
The black community is the last bastion of normal speedrunners.
They lived through crack, they aren't going to let the white man subvert them again.
so is this game just another copy-paste jrpg but with shaders slapped on
>>714924384I'm using this bait in another run
>>714924247If you know how to adblock on chromecast let me know.
Browser plugin adblocks don't apply to chomecast anymore. Even their chromecast interface is all fucked and half works now because of the changed they made to force ads.
>>714924329I already drafted my last will and testament to name MSF as the sole beneficiary...
this is such an anomaly
niggers being interested in japanese media that isnt DBZ or DB adjacent
I forgot how much I love the graphics style of Octopath, and how fun the weakness mechanic is
I need to replay it, I never did complete the story
octopath or bravely default?
>a Blacx queen is speaking
im living
im learning
>>714924423DIREITOS GAMER PORRA
>random normal black shows up
>americans: BASED! WHOLESOME! THEY LIKE ANIME!
why are americans like this?
>>714924620We wuz wallzippin and sheit
>>714924691LIVE AND LEARN
> black people carrying the non-pozzed non-trannified speedrunning community
So that is why Matt wants to segregate them out to an event nobody watches
Quiet anons! Black mom speaking!
>>714924584coolmatty got blown the fuck out last year when he got called out for criticizing another speedrunning event having no diversity even though GDQ is majority white. since then they've seriously ramped up the black representation and have a "black run" in primetime every day
>>714924620>The black community is the last bastion of normal speedrunners.>They lived through crack, they aren't going to let the white man subvert them again.God bless and good luck to them.
>>714924716Because BLM chud!!!
>>714924647>don't finish a JRPG>try and go back to it years later>don't finish it againliterally me
>>714924676>not motorboating Candy's candies
>>714924483>CHROMECASTIt doesn't remove the ads you fuckwit, even with the dogshit extension and external bridge you have to run to make chromecast work off of fireshit. I swear half of you niggers who think they are intelligent for dodging ads don't even understand the problem here and just want to mouth off that you're smart.
>>714924687BD if you play it uncensored.
Do you love black people?
>>714924687both are ass but octopath at least looks kinda nice
>>714924609It's final fantasy adjacent. It's made by Square Enix.
>>714924807im
>finish jrpg to 95%>drop it
>>714924826I love ALL people.
>>714924731MOCKBALL
WAS FOUND BY A BLACK MAN
>>714924871is this the thread?
>>714924748>non-pozzeddon't watch the wolfenstein run
>>714924515unironically yes
>>714924785100% lore accurate on model Amy
>>714924807I've played the first 2 discs of FF9 at least 4 times
Never come close to finishing it
>>714924826Yeah, these people act "white" so they are enjoyable to be around.
Guaranteed their own kind hate them though because they aren't behaving like chimps and screaming in ebonics the entire time with a shitty bluetooth JBL speaker blasting irrelevant music in the background.
>>714924814Your problem is using chromecast, indeed.
You successfully made the first step by admitting it.
holy fuck im playing the japanese mario bros 2 how is that game so good
no wonder these faggots became obsessed with kaizo later
This doesnโt seem too impressiveโฆ I think the Super Mario 64 speedrun is much more entertaining personally.
>Black man
>Learning scholar
DAS RITE
>>714924826like it or not this is the straightest runner/coach/commentator combo I've seen in a while
>mod to toggle 100% spawn rate for caits
Yeah I ain't watching this shit.
>>714924886except mavericks who make for 90% of the crime statistics despite being only 11% of the population
This game has an interesting playstyle to it. Most of these games are either like 2d scr- 2d side 2d scrollers but this has an almost different dimension to it.
>>714924912finished 4-8 and essentially forgot most of it
finished 9 disc 1 and never went back
>>714924964It's pretty shit
>>714924958Ok so you werenโt here for wolfenstein. Got it.
why is the game dropping frames
>>714924872>>714924912>get about 70% through a JRPG>life comes up>don't finish it>can't ever go back because I've forgotten the plot and the gameplay mechanics>don't want to start all over
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>>714924785This could easily be fixed by making the head bigger and eyes more dominant, minimize the mouth which is the distracting part, like a chibi
but oh well we get this nightmare fuel instead
>>714924826I like black people with Jazz and Rock culture
I hate black people with nigger and rap culture
>>714924371Yeah. Long as fuck, but I'm no stranger to anniversary games with content bloat. Post-game gulag soon.
Extremely funny people with extremely funny co-commentators should be the ONLY people allowed to run JRPG's
Holy shit jannies are actually trannies
>>714923580How about you get this guy too while you're at it
>anonymous $1100 donation :^)
>>714925018So no one? I donโt think thereโs a single person in these marathons that genuinely made me laugh.
>>714924997it's afraid that the runner might shank it
>>714925037Wipe the cum off your monitor
Apparently this guy live in Kentucky but that's a dead on Baltimore black accent if I've ever heard one
>>714924826Educated black people are cool. Hood niggas are the problem.
Can someone explain the worldle meme they keep spouting? Not getting the joke.
>>714924927>Uh just don't the thing that has ads because I can't offer a solutionThank you for wasting my time. Fags are more useless than mosquito bite tits on a troon.
>>714925091Won't help, I'm watching on my TV.
>>714925109Same as methheads for whites, pobodies nerfect.
>>714925113its not for you, cracka
>>714925093He speedran the fuck outta Balitmore
>>714925113It's not a meme, normies are just obsessed with some gay word game
>>714925113Not really a meme, everyone has a favorite starting wordle word. I think most people agree SLATE is the best, at least for hard mode.
>>714924174shes a woman, just has black girl T levels so her voice is deep
is this an incredibly unfunny bit or is he actually fucking up
>>714925018Or how about no JRPGs instead and pick one of the hundreds of games submitted that aren't menu simulators
>>714925113it's a game where you guess a 5 letter word in 6 tries
people typically have 1 or 2 starter words to figure out up to 10 letters before actually trying to guess the word
Are we witnessing a nigga moment?
unexpectedly comfy run
enjoyable even
>>714925168She is a They too nigga. There's multiple niggas in that nigga
>>714925207Yeah but I thought it died with covid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOcuEbUPyGU
Wtf is happening in this run
>>714925017It drags a little and the super boss had me looking up advice online, but overall I loved it. I bought the HD collection on Steam but I canโt imagine not playing it on the 3DS.
>>714925235it got added to discord recently, I believe
>>714925168They got that black t girl level
>>714925226Pre-emptively rating "B" for Black :)
>>714925227she's a conduit for the ancestors, it's not a tranny thing
>>714924584Unironic DEI runs. None of the black runners have even been near the best. This guy running octopath haanit's story is only in the top 3 on a modded category, and hes like 8 minutes behind the WR for the mod run which only has like 8 runs total, ever lmao.
In the non modded category which is WAY more competitive he isn't even top 20.
>>714925227>>714925220Cool it with the racism. The jannies are working for gdq
>>714925168My favorite black girl voice
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eNeBkbnr61c
>>714924954They was all scholars before the yakubian cracker race destroyed the library of timbuktu
>>714925227so she's 200% nigga?
>>714925113it's a game that got popular like four years ago and nobody really talks or thinks about any more. these retards seem to think it's a topical reference
gonna miggy on page 8 and no one can stop me
>>714925168I love deep black female voices
I also love racemixing. White women just can't compete
I like how the fat nigga on the couch is not paying attention to the run at all
>>714925249The enemy of ghetto blacks, white blacks.
The only force in the universe that can make them feel bad about themselves and realize their shitty life isn't because of external factors but themselves holding them back.
>>714925158>SLATE is the bestI always used TEARS
>>714925249Playing Wordle est. 57:00
>>714925168nigga he was wearing fishnets during wolfenstein
no self respecting woman wears fishnets in public
>>714925327nagatoro is tan you stupid oil driller
>>714925249He is only speedrunning only one character's story through. There's 8 in total. In grand scheme of things, it doesn't make a good speedrun depsite being a good game. 2 is mich better though
>>714925326don't do it you will die
>>714925327Why did you post a tanned japanese native?
>>714924826I luh all people mr. anon
>>714925376Caleb x Barbie?
I just got here. Are they doing a bit or something? I don't get it.
>>714925364Fair wordle is a hard speed run 57 seconds is a great estimate
>>714924515the suffering is the point
We're watching a black man choke on stage and nobody is helping him
>>714925121The solution is to not use the thing from an ad company.
sit tight, i'm making the new thread now
>>714925442and that's their aborted kid
>relaxing
>with that runner and couch
never
>>714925486i don't believe you
>>714925386>>714925431> nagatoro is asianThose are not the eyes of an asian
Stop coping you low test individuals
>do you know how to spell that?
What the fuck kung fu?
>>714925317speedrunners are ironically always a few years behind the times
>>714925342I'm now reminded of actual africans HATING american blacks because despite them getting all the opportunities they dream a lifetime of having, they still squander it
and course kids of african immigrants being bullied relentlessly by american black kids because africans actually care immensely about their kid's education (at least the ones that make it to the US) and as a result they get bullied for being "nerds" or "too white" (despite having been born to 2 ethiopian parents)
>>714924872are you me? but with basically every game
Lady on couch is the reason why so many black guys end up gay, not even kidding
>>714925316>200%nigga nigga
"Das why my wurdle done alredy"
>>714924872I did this when xenoblade chronicles 2 for some reason
Got to the end and just completely lost interest, confident the ending was not going to salvage anything
>>714925415Good shit, anon.
>>714925269Same. It plays fine, but EO still plays best on original hardware IMO. Though I'm admittedly biased 'cause I fucking love the DS and its revisions/sequels.
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>jarpigs are so shit to watch they're just playing wordle
>>714925548e'erybody likes to miggle :)
Ain't gonna find no nigga in a snowstorm, da fuq?
autistic black guys have natural charisma
>>714925481because we're supposed to stop, listen and learn
>>714925590>xenoblade chronicles 2I could not get into that game at all
When they're still introducing major combat mechanics 20 hours in, it's hard to feel good
And even though I like gooning as much as any neet, the gacha big-tit weapon mechanic was a huge turn-off for me
>>714924051What if I told you with all the confidence in the world that you're only half right? The ones you see that have been around for years but only ever comment on the games and never use chat commands? They're the smart ones who don't ban every meme and actually know the games and communities.
The ones you've never seen before, and then don't see next year? They're the eager far-left youth full of hyper-vigilance that want to ban any word that makes them uncomfortable and literally don't know the in-context jokes of any of the games. The older mods constantly have to calm them down behind the scenes, explain that just because they got triggered by a word out of context doesn't mean it's harmful to the chat, and then report them to staff via the feedback form post-event to ensure they aren't brought back since they cause more trouble than they solve.
Somehow, through some reasoning, the mods who are the least snowflakey and even voice their displeasure with things like incentive stalling, are the ones whose names you've seen return every main event for the last few years. Almost like the staff know that they need them to keep the fresh recruits from going ballistic and banning half of their subscriber audience...
The ones with the lowest IQ are the on-air personnel not named Adef or Sent, and Sent got promoted to off-air. Shout is also generally an okay guy capable of deeper conversation, but he has his own issues.
>>714925698They really do. Too bad they're minority among the niggas.
isnt ADIEU mathematically the best starting word? it covers 4 vowels
>black in a flasck discord
>>714925818What he say? Bash the Fash?
>discord server for only one specific race
isn't that against discord TOS?
>>714925846inexplicably it's also for Asians
>>714925896I hate asians so much
>>714925798>mathematicallylol no. it's a good starting word for outing vowels but there are definitely better starting words if you look at the distribution of letters in the word pool. an R or T or S is probably more likely to be a match on a starting word than U
On the scale from CJ to Floyd, how choking is he?
>>714925846it's okay when they do it
but don't you dare only invite men to your guild, or only white people to your butthole surfers karaoke
>>714925846rules only apply to straight white men, anon
>>714925798Adieu isnt even english, if theyre allowing non-english words then some jungle nigger language that only uses vowels is the best five letter word
It is comical how many more black runners there are this event
>>714925896I think it's because racist black people are actually super racist against asians so this is in response to that
did he just skip a boss by saying by selecting "No."?
>page 9
baking the new thread now
>>714926004why would it matter if it's a real word? have you never played wordle?
Why is the black woman so sassy?
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>>714925738>The ones you've never seen before, and then don't see next year? They're the eager far-left youth full of hyper-vigilance that want to ban any word that makes them uncomfortable and literally don't know the in-context jokes of any of the games. The older mods constantly have to calm them down behind the scenes, explain that just because they got triggered by a word out of context doesn't mean it's harmful to the chat, and then report them to staff via the feedback form post-event to ensure they aren't brought back since they cause more trouble than they solve.I used to be a discord admin for 6 years and this perfectly describes what I went through every six months, or whenever we got new mods in training. Some people simply can't handle any power whatsoever, they immediately start power-tripping and being overly caustic to mold the community to their own standards instead of the standards set by the staff. I hate sensitive lefty fags.
>>714926053No, i am not aware of what toys and games the normies are occupied by. 1 year from now nobody will remember what the current toy "wordle" is since they have a new toy to play with.
>>714925441I was thinking of this guy when I read that post
he's fucking hilarious
>>714926060>why is water wet
>>714926060She's a black woman
>>714926060She's the most masculine nigga in the room
>>714926052noooo you'll kick an innocent thread off of page 10
>>714926153anon... wordle has been popular for almost 4 full years now
>>714926040>I'm not Mario, I'm Luigi
>>714926153are you retarded wordle has been a thing for 5+ years
>>714925738>the mods who are the least snowflakey and even voice their displeasure with things like incentive stallingi don't watch the chat that much but it would fucking shock me to see a screenshot of a chat mod actually criticizing the stream, even mildly
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>>714925818>>black in a flasck
>>714926284I refuse to use your tourist thread
I'm reporting all your tickets please posts.
>>714925093Nah he sounds like every gay black guy I know in KY (I know 2).
>>714926284you suck and nobody has ever responded positively to your posts
>>714926089Yup, you get it. They go so far off the edge that the rest of the crew begins to look like they lean right.
>>714926282You'd never see it in the stream chat. They criticize directly, in the staff & mod channels, in their discord. And because they're correct, and a lot of the bts staff know they're right, BUT they kept it behind closed doors, they get to stay.
I'm genuinely not using an AI thread. See you in the real one.
>>714926739lol what a histrionic faggot
>>714926796I know I know! I'm just..not gonna use it is all-haha