Susie
>straight up threatens you with murder, biting your face off, right at the start of the game
>everyone conveniently forgets that because "muh tomboy lizard"
Ralsei
>acts all cutesy and helpful no matter what, hides way more than he should, knows way more than we do, grooms you but also tells you to touch grass
>"omg heckin cuteboy i wanna throat the gote"
Noelle
>nice nerd girl trope, puts up a facade constantly, actually kinda screwed up in the head if the stories with her pets in the minigames are to be trusted, same as how she started choking borgey near the end of ch2,
>"haha what a cute doe, i hope she and susie get together"

im starting to see a pattern here with how the fandom reacts to characters on a surface level but barely if ever wants to interact with them beyond that, cause it doesnt fit their narrative headcanon of "they wnat to have bgi cock sex with ME and dey r going to sukk this kocK KLEEN"

>>533689390
well that's good for you man but at the end of the day i'm gonna laugh at you for using redditor as an insult while posting an image with a reddit filename and you're just gonna have to keep on crying about it

ITS LIKE
WE WERE NEVER AUTOSAGED
AT ALL

Why wouldnt Kris be the knight?
He's the least likely suspect, he's controlled by the player and does our bidding for as long as he thinks its necessary.
For all we know, he might pull a fast one on us after becoming the strongest being around and go "sike bucko, this is for feeding me like shit for 6 days straight."

>>531730140
already jumped the shark with spamton / tenna / knight, depending on who you ask
anything after this is now a recession and is either gonna give Toby a heart disease because now he has to find something even bigger, better, more unique than the previous things, or distract the player enough for them to not notice the cracks in the walls.
if those examples are the highest highs, all he has to do now is to not sink to his lowest low.

speaking of, what even is the lowest low in deltarune? whats some negative criticism of this game? theres always positive feedback, but i never noticed any negativity. maybe i live under a literal rock.

only to shit up a shitty thread even shittier

>>715330221
IT

>>715329685
It's Mig Mania!

>>531011613
>I befriended your mother last Knight!

>>715207421
Janny's gonna SEETHE

>>715202814
That person? It's __me__

Do you think Tenna would be happy to meet his yume army that won't shut up about him and wants to support an expensive and comfortable househusband lifestyle for him to have?

>>715000710
IT

I LOVE TV
i uh, i mean women. i love women

>>529696138
I freaking love this, be unapologetically cringe and free yourself drawchad

>>529495307
Hey but that's not that bad, I'd say it's pretty fitting! Even if you think you can improve it
Would be fun to hear your Tenna voice in the thread more often

>>714108609
Skill issue lmao.

>>528950039
The internet was made by military and federal spooks too, TPD

>>528781632
B-B-BASED
SO FVKING ZASED...
I WANT ONE TOO

>>713513805
>>713514013
I think the whole 3D aspect to him also helps to set him apart from the rest of the fan designs for him and Mike.

>>528525931
i didn't even realise it was meant to be bait until he posted it again

>>713333541
It'd bring a whole new meaning to TV Time, that's for sure.

>>713143436
I was wondering why Deltarune was only in English and Japanese and nothing else, not even Spanish.

>>528076042
>is the /v/ raid in the room with us?
well i dunno about that guy, but i distinctly remember the dude saying people only want dess to be the knight because they're horny being in the /v/ threads
of course some people here already seem to know him so i assume it might've been the other way around

HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!!

>>712908157
starting to look like you don't even have an argument, man

>712865948
one of these days you motherfuckers won't make it immediately obvious you're being 'ironic' two replies into the bait chain

>>712729930
i still can't get over that one fan ARG that had everybody in the comments coming up with a blatantly wrong interpretation of what was going on just because one of the characters in a conversation referred to kris as 'he'
funniest part is i'm pretty sure the 'misgendering' was intentional because asriel's meant to be a bit of a dick in it, but even THAT'S not kosher these days

>>712635786
then i'm gonna be honest with ya here, you're not actually doing anything other than making yourself look like a tard
because no one's gonna stop believing what they're believing just because you told them it was headcanon, in case you didn't realize half of us are coming up with schizo theories baked FROM headcanons it ain't just the shippers working with ideas they've thought up in their head
it's like the classic thing of going into a thread and saying "erm, you know they're not real right?", you're not saying anything revolutionary you just look like an asshole

Favorite music?

>>712566652
I hate that I'm guilty of this too.

>>712551926
Coming straight from (You)r house

>>712475334
this is fucking bait