You did kill Sans at the end of your Undertale run, right /v/?
He told me that if I'm really his friend, then don't come back
I played this game completely blind last week
Got through the first playthrough and was so annoyed at the "hurr so quirky" bullshit I immediately uninstalled
Why people praise this game is beyond me
>>715126113 (OP)Of course I did.
>>715126360homestuck refugees needed a new autismo magnet to host their faggotry
>>715126459Yeah, anons in another thread talked about how it may have been a "You had to be there" kind of thing
Maybe when it was first released it was new and interesting
>haha they're making fun of rpg tropes lol so meta>zomg he closed the game so meta lol>oh wow i gotta play again to get all the endings haha look at the doggoBut now it's just tired - or maybe it's me that's tired
>>715126582You definitely sound tired...
>>715126582game's 10 years old at this point
I honestly can't be arsed to do all the genocide grinding now that I already know what happens.
>>715126113 (OP)I don't play faggot games
>>715126582/v/irgins will pretend it wasn't the case, but initial threads about the game were singing it's praises back and forth and earnestly discussing it. Then it quickly got popular enough to hate
I think the game's biggest strengths are soundtrack, art design and (some of) the writing. It's not my cup of tea all the way through but i get how it's popular
>>715126582Don't let them fool you. Undertale got popular because of Homestuck and furry artists making porn of Toriel from the demo (because at the time anthro moms were pretty rare). Everything else has just been a trickle effect.
>>715126113 (OP)No. I ended my playthrough after the pacifist run as to not taint my game save.
>>715126113 (OP)why does sans get a shoulder bag when he dies?
>>715126360>>715126459Filtered unfortunately
>>715126113 (OP)I used cheat engine to give myself 9999999 HP
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>>715127280Based and friendship pilled.
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if you're willing to play a game blind and then play through it again to get the best ending, Growlanser Wayfarer of Time feels a lot like Undertale/Deltarune in regards to "player freedom"
lots of hidden kino if you're OK with seeing a "bad ending" first and then following a guide to get the shit you definitely wouldn't know to do the first time for the "true end"
plus you can actually join the bad guys in Growlanser
Artstyle is old as balls though, but also very based
>>715127145homestuck ruined way too many people
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>>715127145Both yes and no, the game genuinely stands on its own two feet and even though the millennial "LULRANDUMB" humor is extremely tripe at this point the game is still worth a try IMO but the "community" is what both pushed it into the mainstream and made everyone hate the game at the same time.
I'd say that it wasn't just the regular 4chan contrarianism, the fandom is on par with MLP in terms of pure 'tism and degenerate behavior to the point where not even other degenerates wants to associate with it unless they can earn money from doing so. Like you said, the unhinged fandom from other dying IPs latched onto Undertale and they make the game look bad by association
>>715126113 (OP)Yes
TOTAL MONSTER DEATH
>>71512636099% of the fans this game has are either actual trannies or mentally ill animal fuckers, hence why they are so deranged.
>>715126113 (OP)Iโve never finished Undertale or Deltarune because Iโm really bad at bullet hells and I donโt like them enough to get good. I got to Chapter 2 and kept dying to the teacups and gave up, and Iโve already seen essentially all of Undertaleโs plot by cultural osmosis so I donโt need to play it.
the thought of killing people didn't cross my mind since the game was advertised as a no kill RPG. then I found out the hard shit is behind a very tedious grind. And after getting the good ending I didn't really feel like going back and murdering everyone.
>>715127280>missing out on endless characunny void sexHow gay
>>715129398Deltarune incorporating the superbosses into the actual campaign was definitely a smart move. So far its alt only nets you a slightly harder version of a normal battle that doesnt have any unique attacks or anything
>>715126113 (OP)I've never played undertale. Wait, I played until some winter biome, next to a town, then I got bored and quit.
>>715126113 (OP)Absolutely and I never untainted my files either
>>715126360>"hurr so quirky" bullshitexplain
>>715129949and the normal route arguably has the hardest fight of either game (mantle-less knight)
>>715126582you clearly dont get it
>>oh wow i gotta play again to get all the endings haha look at the doggotheres 3 major endings, pacifist, neutral and genocide, the rest are small variations of neutral
you dont have to get all the endings, in fact, sans points this out in the genocide route
> I know your type. You're, uh, very determined, aren't you? You'll never give up, even if there's, uh. . . Absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever. If i can make that clear. No matter what, you'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil. . . But just because you think you can. And because you "can". . . . . . You "have to."and really genocide route is the most tedious shit ever, you subject yourself to a million battles, kill all the endearing characters, enjoy 2 new boss fights, and why? because you "HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS" and you ruin your save file too
if it didnt click with you, it didnt click, i guess thats all theres to it
>>715126207He was just saying that SO HE COULD FUCK YOUR MOM WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING OH JESUS CHRIST ANON START UP DELTARUNE YOU GOTTA STOP HIM
This is harder than the knight
>>715126113 (OP)I reached but I could never beat him
Turns out that nigger toby never enabled cloud saving on steam so my save is just gone, I'm not going through all that shit again fuck it
>>715129258So that's why /v/ loves it so much
>>715126582i would call you a faggot but i havent touched this game for so long that i might legit think that if i played it again
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>>715136256total sans victory
>>715126113 (OP)I don't play dogshit games for retards
>>715136256Just go to that github that someone made that lets you do the Sans fight.
>>715128695It only works because Undertale is like a 3-5 hour long game, so a replay is quick. Growlanser is like a whole 40+ hour RPG with a pretty slow battle system
I've never played Undertale and Toby's insistence on replicating the Twilight of Feudal Japan chapter of Live A Live turned me off from playing it or Deltarune entirely. I don't like that chapter.
>>715128645>>715129530you go to bed yet, little brown kid? thank god.
>>715138138>Twilight of Feudal JapanEdo Japan, I mean.
>>715126360For me the worst shit was the asspull when sans judges you. Execution points and level of violence made me roll my eyes so hard it hurt.
It's a good game though I really like all the small choices you can make, which just annoys me more because people are so dogmatic about being pacifist or genocidal. The neutral routes have some of the best character that you just never see if you do two runs.
>>715126113 (OP)Originally I was doing a pacifist run. Then once I saw that the underground was way too accepting of homosexuality I restarted, and did a genocide run to bring judgement on new Sodom. I never played again.
>>715127280The menu music after true pacifist is kinda creepy though
>>715136256https://jcw87.github.io/c2-sans-fight/
>>715126113 (OP)I genuinely didn't. Genocide was too much effort and my interest in the game was already wearing thin before starting that run. You'd think killing all these insufferable characters (Muffet not included) would have felt better, but even when dying they were STILL annoying. Didn't seem worth the grind.
>>715136412 bro same, i can't tell if i was just younger and more receptive to quirky pixel bullshit or if i had actual taste back then. like, did undertale hit because it was actually good or was i just starving for anything that wasnโt grey-brown AAA trash? maybe both. might pick it back up just to gaslight myself again.
No I didn't kill anyone and the thought of killing anyone upsets me too much
I can't even contemplate it
Yes I am probably autistic, yes I know it's just a video game but it hurts too much
>>715126582>haha they're making fun of rpg tropes lol so meta>zomg he closed the game so meta lolyup, that's pretty much it. Also a few NES vibes in the intro.
>>715143354>this guy plays dq>ohmigod a slime I can't do it AAAA RUN
>>715140982>they were STILL annoying. Didn't seem worth the grind.Have you considered that might've been the exact response Toby wanted to get out of the people who did the genocide route?
>but that's not funYou're right, grinding levels in rpgs is not fun and grinding is what the genocide route revolves around, you wasted all that time on making your numbers bigger.
>>715126113 (OP)Nah. Toriel may be a good mother but she's not good to Asgore, he deserves better. Let her jump Sans' bones if she wants.
>>715143852NTA but I guess it means aborting genocide is the right choice.
>>715126582I think it's just harder to be receptive to a game when anybody who's been on the Internet in the past decade has had the well poisoned by noticing some of the most annoying people they've ever met gravitating towards this game. I thought it was fun enough when I first played it. But I never played again and I can't help but think it's just because I subconsciously filtered the fun memories out.
>>715145217There is no 'right' choice, if you do actually like the feeling you get from watching numbers go up, then maybe genocide is the right ending for you.
>>715126969that was during the demo days faggot. everyone shat on it after it turned into dumblrtale with lol so randumb humor on release
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>>715126113 (OP)After Sans kicked my ass 20 times I decided to let him win. Good show, bone man.
>>715126360A lot of it is a "you had to be there" kind of thing. The Genocide route sounded like complete bullshit when people first started finding it, and finding out that it gave people a lot of hype. Same sort of deal with secrets like the True Lab, Gaster stuff in the files, and that gay furry retard hidden "boss," to a lesser extent. Playing it these days, you'll have picked up most of the plot through osmosis before you ever install the game and none of that will really hit you the way it did people who played on release. Even knowing what some of the regular bosses are ahead of time takes a lot out of it. It's like watching The Sixth Sense for the first time in 2025 - the movie itself is fine, but if you know the twist you're not going to be blown away by it the way that people who watched it in theaters were.
That said, the game definitely got overhyped and overrated by virtue of its hype. Take away all the exploration and intrigue and you're left with a very easy bullet hell game with (admittedly high quality) mid-2010's lolsorandum humor. I can see people being left disappointed.
>>715148283You weren't even alive then lmao
>>715126113 (OP)Fucker deserved it for befriending my mom
>>715152885Yesterday I made some attempts, my second attempt and first serious one, I surpassed the break but died shortly after, today I managed to reach the point where he attacks both my boxes and the select section, but died again, I will try again in a bit.
Yeah I killed Sans.
And then reset my save because Asgore deserves a break.
>>715152885First try.
This is much easier than the game's fight though, since the website runs the game at 60fps.
>>715126113 (OP)Why would I kill sans?
>dunks on me after i go back on everything to spare him>knows i can go back in time to fight him again, but says if im really friends with him, i wont come backHe won.
No, I killed Ceroba though.
>>715161447based, Starlo is a nigger for getting mad about you killing that dumb bitch
>>715162367Actual ruined pacifist in that game
What the fuck were they thinking
>>715162972That Pacifist isn't about sparing or bringing real justice to monsterkind, it's just to torment Ceroba. Make her life miserable by not killing her
>>715152885This is easier than the actual fight.
Is this the newest Deltarune thread?
https://lakendacoda.itch.io/underwheels
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>>715126360Agreed. Toby's humor in Undertale is not nearly as good as people make it out to be and it improved drastically going into Deltarune.
t. Undertale/Deltarune fan since the beginning
Post albums / songs that fit with deltarune / snowgrave
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EKpNKJX9E4c
>>715126113 (OP)yea, it was a bitch, but at the end he got dunked on
>>715129530Cute human tummy.
(You) hate quirky chungus humor.
I hate bullshit midwit ARG, metagame, cryptology and 4th wall elements in vidja.
We are not the same.
Fuck Undertale, fuck Animal Well, fuck Outer Wilds, fuck Tunic, fuck video games.
>>715165382Outer wilds deserves it but those other three games are genuine fun and praiseworthy. Who raped you?
>>715165578midwit detected. they're all the same non game. and out of all those outer wilds is the only one with some mechanically inventive gameplay (flying is kinda rad). but it still sucks and isn't worth playing.
>>715165748>non gameRight, what a smart comment, I kneel not as a midwit but a bumbling retard
>>715165382hey, tunic's fine until the late game not-the-witness puzzle hunt.
>>715165897>Undertale is like 30m of shmup gameplay and several hours of dialog and meta game nonsense>Animal Well is nostalgia aping La Mulana except much shorter with less mechanical depth somehow that extends it's playtime massively with secret hunts and a love for blind screen transitions that fuck you in the ass and make you backtrack>Outer Wilds is four cool flight sequences and then I heckin love science tier "puzzles" and log hunts>Tunic is Legend of Zelda but with all the fun level design and fights replaced with roll souls horseshit and could be cleared in 50m or so if it wasn't for constant backtracking to "collect" all the elements required for the puzzlesyes. non games. fuck yourself you glib faggot.
>>715166440>I heckin love science tier "puzzles" what does that even mean
>>715166440Yes anon very good, very astute, youโre objectively correct and everyone should share your opinion
>>715166612the quantum bullshit and ash twins (the two really big puzzles) are "logical" puzzles based on "interesting phenomenon" in the real world, there are other examples but honestly I barely recall that game because it was fucking boring and tedious when I wasn't rocketmaxxing
>>715166440I always wonder why these posters don't just find threads for things they do like.
>>715166819probably because they dont actually like anything.
>>715166742yes, I'll accept your sad attempt at being facetious as a concession. midwit games for midwits like you, deal with it.
>>715166819that's my secret cap, there's nothing I like. nothing is good. everything is terrible.
>>715166612He's seething about the way the Nomai characters write.
>>715167047the only one seething is you kiddo. I know all that heckin discovery about your bird people who jerked themselves to death made you feel all big brained, it's okay to realize you got hand held through A Curated Reddit Experience.
>>715166895I donโt argue with monkeys I play with them
>>715166965If you hate everything in the whole world you should probably take yourself out of it, senpaitchi. I'm a completely depressed husk and even I still enjoy reading and vidya (sometimes).
>>715126113 (OP)>Never did genocide route>Friend did.>Helped him beat SansGood times...
>>715167246>boomer tier "sharp wit" pre canned commentnice, you hang with the best of them man. how'd those swirlies in school taste by the way?
>undertalefags be like "this 'game' is fire"
>>715162367Is this the biggest complaint people have with Undertale Yellow's story? That Ceroba is a badly written character?
>>715167256nah, spreading malcontent and hate is much more my speed. my favorite thing in the world is making someone start disliking something they used to like. when the hollow feeling washes over them their face is priceless.
>>715166440>everything is le bad i am so smart
It's impossible to kill sans. Chara is the only one who can.
>>715167556>I felt intelligent for once when I played these games, don't heckin talk bad about them!
>>715167370Fuck you nigger, I LOVE pong
>>715167428I would like you to take a screenshot of this post and add an event to your google calendar to look at it again 10 years from now. Thank me later.
>>715167712I've been like this since at least 2005 when the spell of consumerism broke for me. this is not the prime gotcha post you think it is. also you basically just hit me with the "I'm adding this to my cringe collection" unironically, so good job there.
>>715126113 (OP)With cheats enabled because undyne is harder
>>715167370Pong is the shit though.
>>715167416the pacifist ending goes full retard from every angle, ceroba being horribly written is just one part of it.
>>715126113 (OP)I did genocide for my first playthrough in 2015 or whever this released, uninstalled after the world was erased, and mostly kept away from this game and its autistic fans ever since.
>>715136075Wrong place and wrong time and wrong parrel story.
>>715139420The game judges you for returning
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>>715168626Based and Charapilled
>>715145217Play off and you'll understand the genocide run in its compacity
I haven't seen a single soul talk about RK's huge "1" on their chest. Is it supposed to be a medal?
>>715152885I literally did this to prepare my genocide run playthrough. I can beat while stoned on 40 milligrams of weed but still can't dodge worth shit in deltarune.
>>715170368It's an eyeball, like mecha sonic in sonic 3
>>715170486It's clearly not an eyeball, look at that pixel poking out to the left, also notice how there's some sort of outline around the white circle.
>>715170368It's Kris's actual SOUL.
>>715170203It's not judging you, it's tempting you to reset.
>>715159668Is killing Undyne the morally correct option to save her from a life with Alphys?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS (You)
I refuse to do genocide because I'm a good guy and I like to see pixels on my screen being happy.
HOWEVER, if chapter 5 comes and I find out that drunk whore and homewrecking nigger had caused any problems in the relationship between those two goobers, I will go against my principles and do Genocide for the first time.
Or at least I'll watch Joel's walkthrough of it.
>>715172494>Watching e-celebs.
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>>715173032>dumb avatarfag reveals himself as underageWho could've known.
>>715173256>Liking e-celebs is totally not an underage thing!!!
>>715126113 (OP)I edited my save to put me in the next room.
>>715173256I actually know who Joel is, it was just a bit....
>>715127280>>715160453>missed out on content because he didn't know about AppData/Local
>>715173753Nah, I just have a soft heart and don't like being mean to characters.
>>715173826No you said it was about tainting your save.
>>715173952That too, I like the idea of leaving the characters be to enjoy their happy ending.
The game was quirky, the difficulty was shallow, everything is railroaded so you can't miss said quirkiness and more importantly the niche left by homestuck needed to be filled.
>>715173032good morning, halfbreed
>>715126113 (OP)fr fr sans undertale finna be bussin bussin no cap tho
>>715164136Easily the most intensely I've wanted to kill sans since the genocide route.
10/10 fantastic shitpost
>>715175185HalfBreadChaos? He's a good theorist.
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Power couple
If weird route vs non weird route actually ends up being a krusie vs kriselle thing then I'm gonna laugh my ass off
Why is he so small?
Susie could carry him around like a teddy bear if she wanted?
>>715176229because he's a literal plush
>>715176229It's that Susie is BIG.
>>715127280Remember that if you kill Sans but quit before running into Asgore you avoid the taint your game save thing right?
>>715176229What are you talking about? He's 5'11, it's still tall, 5'11 is not manlet.
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>>715172240ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS SOU
https://youtu.be/fFyBznTpVMU
>>715172240From which corner of hell did you dig that noelle sprite
>>715138338The first time you play, you'll probably get the neutral ending since you'll be fooled into killing goatmom. Unless you get spoiled that is. But yes, neutral ending has the best final boss.
>>715181273>fooled>when she tells you how to not kill and are given a choice on how to approach fights.
Actually, I got fed up on the sans fight and said "I'll do it later" and never got back to it
berdlyGODS, when is the harem going to be formed?
>>715126113 (OP)Yeah, when I was doing the pacifist route and said he'd "kill me where I stand" if it wasnt for Toriel, that pissed me off. Fuck this guy
>>715182485that WAS a power move
>>715175867[Stand Name]ใRoaring Knightใ
>>715182361At the festival. Trust the plan.
>>715185204Stop reminding me of Jobin
I will never forgive Araki
>>715164308"You're blue now" is still the best single gag he's ever done
>>715186872Yeah, so where were we?
Oh right, Torielfags BTFO for all time.
TOBY YOU FUCKING HACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIx0eUxAp20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfb_n7wjb5k
>>715185204i think you mean [LADY IN BLACK]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fipplWIr1SY
>>715187706>>715188094Tobias, the man, the dog, the prodigy, the homage maker, the plagiarist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRmmsXczKCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz61v-lss5g
I actually really love that he did this one. I hope for more Evermore and Soul Trilogy references.
>>715188327i can just barely hear it but what does this have too do with me posting lady in black for the Knights actual stand name?
Is this the middest game ever to get worldwide recognition
It was carried entirely by the fact zoomers never played a good game in their lives and overhyped the first thing that showed an inkling of the things that made up old games
>>715188442I'm just fucking around with the plagiarist stuff, but Gerson's library reeks of Horace's camp from Secret of Evermore. The "borrowing Kris' pocket" and the entire moss joke is from Illusion of Gaia/Time.
>>715126113 (OP)I just killed everyone because they are monsters and monsters are evil. Then I uninstallef the game, not sure why people glaze it so much
>>715170368>>715170637it's an eyeball, dipshit.
>>715187706>>715188327You guys never heard the phrase "great artists steal"?
>>715188651go white boy go
>>715188651Based. Dabbing on faggot millenials.
>>715126113 (OP)die you ugly midget fuck
>>715188327Is every non-plagiarized Toby track just a plagiarized Toby track waiting to be discovered
>>715188982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98DhmuP7F7M
>>715189098>I am extremely mentally ill and socially maladjusted >that means I am dabbing on someone wew lad
>>715188552No, it was carried by its cute humans.
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>The Angel, banished, will finally meet its desire
Then you better fucking make these two canon otherwise I'm NOT going anywhere.
>>715189318This is a zoomerGOD board now, retard. Maybe this is more your speed:
>>>/lgbt/
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>>715189493Nah I'm not into faggot shit like you
>>715126113 (OP)No, I didn't want to hurt the monsters.
>>715189831killing Toriel is the only way I can get hard anymore
>>715189759Why would you get yourself banned for such a mediocre picture
>>715189958kris with tits makes me happy :3
>>715190043they are moobs.
>>715190153oooouuuuooouhghhhh mtf Susie teen Moobs so erotic
>>715189431Thankfully, the Player is not the Angel.
>>715189541Hahaha, now that's a retort.
>>715152885i clicked through the win screen, but i did him second try, pinkie promise
not even close (1 hp)
>>715190336Susie paws....
>>715189759Doecoomers! That art is shit.
>>715188905not an eyeball
>>715152885>Bad Time SimulatorI had a fun time though?
>>715190570says the fucking charashitter, at LEAST post based Papa (mama now?) Semi's work
>>715126113 (OP)Yes. Then I did it again.
>>715152885This image makes me think of the vessel creation bit.
You know the true secrets of the game will be unlocked on putting in Kris' true information. We know he doesn't actually like green and is made to wear it by his Darktown wardrobe and the church clothes on the ground.
I'd imagine "Cyan" is the correct choice there.
Now we just need to find his blood type. He seems like a hard O to me.
Okay, so this is thre thread.
i want too see Dess and Chara fight eachother for Asriels love
>>715164136stop fucking obstructing the other towners with your fat ass sans
>>715138338Execution points and level of violemce work as lore instead of meta commentary.
Its quite literally the reason why humans and even a single child could genocide the entire monster race.
The incredible melty man is having another one today. Must be a day that ends in a y.
>>715191490There is still a chance we're being coralled into one thread. Our pet janny typically deletes the most active thread first.
>>715190932I don't know who that is, bro.
i need too see PIV sex between Dess and Asriel
>>715191721and you have the Gall too larp as a Pedophile
>>715191236>Chara1. Who?
2. Does not exists in Deltarune
3. Asriel never liked him anyway
4. Sounds like a huge bitch to me
>>715191097you dont get to say no to chara
>>715191928I want
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Fight Too the Death.
for Asriels love
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>>715192074wouldn't happen, chara already looks up to dess
>>715192192i WAN T too see them FIGHT TOO THE DEATH FOR ASRIELS KNOTTED COCK
>>715191886Yeah, I don't actually like lolis.
>>715191236wait until we get an official dess design then we'll really see the horny shipposting kick off
>the comic relief character is secretly the strongest person around
What other vidya does this?
>>715192351wow fucking NEWS TOO ME After HOW MUCH god damned months of Chara shitposting?
you disgust me anon
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do femoids REALLY self-insert as Noelle?
>asriel fucks nonbinary dess but in the middle of fucking dess says that shes a man now and asriels heterocock shrivles up because he touched he gay
>>715192629>go go gadget extendo snoot
I wish there was a way to get the good ending while still taking out this smug insufferable fucking faggot.
>>715192629I self insert into Nell
>>715192629genetically ingrained trauma, prease undastando
that's what happens when scrotes lust after people like you
>>715192629>femoidstrannoids self insert into both sides of suselle
that's why it's losing so hard
Or, alternatively, just kill him now.
It's been a while so I only got to the middle of his second stage.
https://badtimesimulator.io/
>>715192959its so fucking weird that Susselle lovers IMMEDIATLY went too drawing Susie chin on head art with Noelle after toby dropped the Lore Bomb on us. they're desperate
I'M 30 YEARS OLD AND LOVE SHIPPING TEENAGERS
>>715193218Aww, shucks...
I ctrl+F'd the other website.
its the only way i can get off anymore
>>715193353arigatou hakase
>>715192590i'm still not 100% sure, but kris fitting the description of the girl almost exactly makes me pretty suspicious
the only thing that puts it into question is kris' sex
>>715193283The only i ship is (My) cock and Ralsei's bussy
>>715126113 (OP)I saw pretty much all the content, so yeah.
> Neutral route> ... Multiple other Neutral routes spent experimenting ...> Genocide route> Pacifist route> Genocide route again> ... Multiple other sequences of routes to gauge reactivity ...Eventually, I ran out of new things to find and try.
So I moved on.
>>715193540Honest question: why did images of Ralsei smoking a blunt become so popular?
Like, off all the characters, why Ralsei?
Am I just colorblind as his scarf was purple this whole time, not hot pink?
>>715192910nigga you shove 6,000 calories into your mouth every 12 hours while spending all day gossiping about loony troons and other fat ugly women on green reddit
no one is interested
>>715193353You turned to the camera and thanked the Doctor for a great dose! Thanks, Doc!
>>715194445men have raped women covered head to toe, the elderly, newborns, animals and corpses
no form of obesity is a dealbreaker
>>715140493How come sans can do Telekinesis without his ebin eye sometimes. What does it even do then?
If the true ending to Deltarune involves the Dark world vanishing completely, all its inhabitants vanishing forever, how long do you think Toby would survive for?
And which type of shipper will do the deed?
I'm estimating just under two weeks before a Ralsusie will hit him with a car, Asgore style.
>>715126360I feel like the concept of the genocide run is pretty much the only thing i think it is genuinely really cool, i still remember chara speech at the end
>LVL, EXP, ATT, DEF>everytime those numbers go up>that feeling>thats me
Kris' dog play thing is funny, but it's going to lead to fetish art and fics fast.
the LISA series has better fan games even if its just Pointless and Hopeful
>>715195257it might even warp some kids brain horribly
>>715194782>incel logic but le woman versioncringe
>>715192629>DEFLOWERED characterOff course they do
>>715189493>This is a zoomerGOD board nowFr unc doesnt get it
>>715195729kris is a canon huffer
>>715195257Kris' dog play thing is funny until you realize he was actually on a leash all these years AND he also developed a habit of eating chocolate around the same time.
>>715197171We're going to ignore the fact that Susie had a habit of sniffing his hair with a loud SNOOOOOORF in the classroom, and it's actually a canon?
>>715126113 (OP)I couldn't beat Undine The Undying. I'm horrible at that rhythm game type shit. Sans would probably be easier for me.
Anybody just keep replaying chapter 3 to fight the knight for fun?
>>715192526I like big boob humans.
>>715198000yeah, susie clearly has a thing for smells
it's part of fetish theory
>>715126360don't worry anon
it gets worse, far far worse
>>715126582>or maybe it's me that's tiredyes
you are adam and eve who ate from the tree of knowledge and became aware and ashamed of your nakedness where there previously was not a problem
>>715189154Thanks anon. Will make it into an swf today
>>715126360Yeah, chapter 2 really does start some terrible trends with Noelle. At least she grows as a character on the Snowgrave route, which you should do immediately.
Unfortunately, it's a bit disappointing in chapters 3 and 4. 3 is just a text change with the mantle and 4 has like 3 scenes, with only one of them being memorable. It is a really good scene, though.
>>715192959>Yo look at how horny Noelle is!This is why they're losing
>>715192629Men here self insert as an autistic manlet whose parents are divorced. Why WOULDNโT chicks self insert as Noelle?
>>715126582As someone who has loved the game since release, these things weren't even novel at the time either. Younger anons may have been impressed by those aspects but that's not why I like it.
Someone who actually gives it a chance and just doesn't gel with it like you is perfectly understandable, it's not for everyone.
>>715200536>whose parents are divorcedAre tobys parents actually divorced?
I CAN
ALMOST
[Taste] it!!!
H3AVEN!!!
>>715200536kris is only an autistic manlet if he's male
if he's female he's just an autism goblin, since kris is about average height for a girl his age according to the door chart
>>715200484To be fair thatโs 90% of Noelle and Susieโs dynamic. Noelle acts like a horny retard while Susie is too dense to notice, sure they do have some genuine moments but Susie also has those moments with everyone else. Itโs gotten to the point where susellefags are being cannibalized by haremfags
>>715192629I like this specific woman artist because she ships Kriselle really really hard.
>kris is 5โ0
Yeah no fem kris would still be a womanlet. Fuckers shorter than Ralsei
>>715201363the thumbnail made me think this was a sideshot of kris bending over, with hyper breasts
>>715202151It's Y*ri Kriselle, though.
>>715202207a womanlet is like 4'10" and under, kris is still within 'average' range, maybe a little on the shorter side but still
you really only see east asian women being turbo femlets like that anyways, and kris is clearly finnish
>>715198406>theoryThey're all kinky freaks, some of them (like Ralsei and Noelle) are just more obvious about it.
>>715195257>Kris' dog play thing is funny, but it's going to lead to fetish art and fics fast.https://archiveofourown
org/works/67335787
>>715191097Ever since Chapter 4 I've done the simulator at least five times. I want Sans to fucking suffer.
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Reminder
>minikris did not kill Ramb, he will be already gone if you die during the ERAM fight and go to the right
>however, the SMILE from the vending machine is also gone when he disappears
>if you never did MANTLE, ramb will turn to stone at the counter
>he will DISAPPEAR if you go back after doing the tenna fight
Someone, or something, is very interested in kidnapping Ramb. What makes him special?
>>715202820i use the theory as more of a joke, but it is funny how the majority of the cast has pretty clear kinks that everyone seems to agree is true
>>715202207Has someone made version with the new character characters?
>>715202814You WILL post in the Sans thread, chud.
>>715126113 (OP)Too hard. Gave up. Don't give a shit.
>>715202814That person? It's __me__
>>715203047Based. UT Sans is our friend.
>>715203003Ralsei has the excuse that he's literally an artificial being created to make others happy
Noelle is just a fucking freak
>>715136108Obsessed cuck.
>>715202982why do people love this guy so much? i just finished chapter 3 but even the pippins say everyone thought he was a faggot
>>715203047Didn't take you for a purple bellied coward anon.
>>715203194i agree with both of those but why is kris so into being a dog? even toriel teases him about it
susie is the most flimsy with her smells thing but again it's mentioned enough times to be noticeable
>>715203264Just a happy little guy that wants Kris to find what he's after
I like that he's a fan of Kris because he's the only kid autistic enough to play with a power strip
>>715202982Knows too much. Just like Tenna was a means to an end for Kris, Ramb was a means to an end for ERAM/FRIEND/Seam. And just like Tenna, they can be disposed of when they've served their purpose, otherwise they're at risk of blabbing because they know too much (like Tenna did).
>>715203209>o-obsessed cuck>has pictures from cuck porn saved in his folderWhy are SHITgetabros like this? I bet they like Kr*sie too.
>other thread got force archived
Fiiiine Iโll use the FAT SKELETONIGGER thread
>>715203390>only kid autistic enough> * Time flies... Seems like just yesterday you and that girl had everyone here lined up.> * Queen on her side, King on your side, Tenna in back... Oh, it was chaos, CHAOS!> * Heh, only kids like you two would take a laptop home just to play make believe.> * ... how is she, Kris? Are you two...? Well, it's alright. Everyone changes. 'cept us.
>Retards really think Toriel will get with Sans when Sans ends up in Unfertale
>>715203642>when sans [fan theory headcanon]
180 posts of I LOVE TV, or something
>>715202207>canonically as big as a titan during his final move
>>715203142Based. I LOVE TV!
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>>715202982I think what gets me is that he is the only Darkner that realizes Kris isn't himself. Atleast Ralsei can interpret that from his meta knowledge, but Ramb clocks it on his own.
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>>715203690You lost. Get over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtC-pl9P3kE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSc7Yuwn1Ao
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY JANNY
>>715203850>Ramb and Noelle are the only people that realize Kris is off
>>715203642Iโm waiting for Toriel to immediately stop caring about Sans once he mysteriously vanishes
>>715203868>heheheh who could this lady's voice (that i supposedly had a relationship with) beDeltarune sans would've known instantly. Sans is from ANOTHER game.
>>715203512>Gokeks like Suselle. LMAO.
>>715203975>Sans gets tragically OFF'd >The world in DR stays safe and not destroyed>Tori just doesn't care and probably bangs Pizzapants (he was about to kill himself) who'll take over as the shop owner of the convinience storeToby, i know you won't.
do you think kris has awareness of us reloading?
>>715203962He knows too much, deploy the FRIEND.
>>715203870Is it time to spam again, Tennabro?
Are we currently the most oppressed game on /v/ - the vidya?
Banning you from 4chan
(Banning you from FOUR chan)
BANNING
He's the Fag (BANNING!)
THE MOD OF DISCORD
He's UNPAID and NEVER gets laid!
You can't post when he's DILATING!
The FATTY behind your screen!
THE FAG that makes you scream!
Say with it with me, folks...
Mr. Janitor's Melty Tiiiiiime!
>>715204131>Tori bangs PizzapantsI am surprisingly okay with that outcome, but I don't think Kris will be.
>>715204185pizza tower had it bad
we can atleast get by with sheer numbers alone
>Kris... oh... Kris... Is it fun, Kris? Playing around like this...
>That's why you're searching for them, aren't you?
>The GRAND DADs...
>... and the FLINT STONE that I'm holding!
>Do you honestly think it'll get you what you want...?
>... no, part of you is just... enjoying this, isn't it?
>The same part of you that enjoyed the last 6 bootlegs.
>Knowing you could say it wasn't really a Mario game.
>Oh, don't make that sour face. I can see in the stone age, you know!
>The question is... Can you?
>>715204198>>715204006>>715203870Come on, guys, it's like you haven't seen a real melty. At least we're allowed to have one thread this time.
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>>715203815>TowerChess theory endures
>>715204364anon we're autosaged
it's tradition to btfo janny with tenna
the page number's not going up
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>>715204438Yep, my bad, I noticed now.
I LOVE TV then
>>715204185>>715204321Is there a janny that just hates indie games?
HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!! HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!! HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!! HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!! HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!! HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!! HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!! HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!!
>Single popular new game to releasw in years
>Can't talk about it on the videogame board because the guy who made it didn't pay the fagmins and one of the fagmins is a poopy joe tier sperg
It's like a greek tragedy that even 4chan isn't immune to the faggotry of the rest of the surviving internet
The lives of Darkners do not matter.
>>715204321Yeah I think Deltarune fans are autistic and numerous enough to outlast the melties
Gonna be funny if he bitches enough to get another /v/alkin board that nobody uses made
>>715204549indie games do not contribute to saving western civilization
>>715126360>>715126582I haven't played UT in 10 years but playing through DR's newest chapters and while it's got that old creepypasta quality in the secret content I liked in UT, the actual story feels really juvenile and not in a good way. Not to say Undertale was some mature masterpiece but the gay drama in Deltarune is sometimes too much.
>>715204549The janny is likely a Nintendofag who got buttblasted about Deltarune threads taking too much attention from the DK announcement
The deletions/autosages/archives started happening much more frequently after that point
>one kiss away from getting the delicious Holiday terrains and inheritance
>too much of a pussy to take it
why is Kris like this?
>>715204413Church was Bishop. Jackstein map said so.
>>715204608As a lightner of higher authority I declare that you matter and I made you breakfast
Please help, the breakfast is alive now
>>715204608Whats his stance on darkner consent?
>>715204772Ralsei would probably think that Darkners don't need to consent and that it's morally correct for a Lightner to just fuck them whenever they please
>>715204636he would be based if he didnt hire literal trannies
>>715204652I think the main plot is alright, but holy shit Noelle and Ralsei are cringe so often it fucks me up
>>715204608Ralsei says TDD!
>>715204702The Prophecy clearly says something bad will happen if he ever kisses her. Maybe his dick will fall off, I dunno.
>>715204702Depression/autism/currently being possessed by an autistic demon
>>715204772Pump and dump, no consent needed
>>715204913Shut up, Ralsei is based for this alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnZp5fSyYcE&t=149s
>>715204975Kris and Noelle are the only people autistic enough to play make believe with a laptop and a power strip they took from the library
Maybe Susie would match the autism actually
>>715205157>Maybe Susie would match the autism actually
>>715204619I would kill for an /indie/ board desu
>>715204702He already did the Noelle route but something bad happened.
>noelle is chronically gay for susie
>the only route where she shows any interest in kris is the one where hes too terrified of (YOU) to think about making out
GOD DAMNIT IโM JUST TRYING TO BE THIS SPERGS WINGMAN
>>715205354you mean we'd have this board for real games? count me in
>Lord of the Hammer is based on the prophecy
>Dragon Blazers is based on Lord of the Hammer
>Cat Petters RPG is based on Dragon Blazers
>Cat Petters also has multiple movies
>Blood Crushers is a movie series, Blood Crushers The Band made Raise Up Your Bat which is probably also based on the prophecy just look at the Lost Girl part's lyrics
Is every fucking piece of media in Deltarune based on the prophecy in some way?
>>715205354>wanting LESS video games to be talked about on /v/Anon please
>>715205446>noelle is chronically gay for susieShe will realize that she was projecting Kris on her.Trust the dog.
>>715205718I wonder if itโs all localized purely within Hometown, or if some group outside the place makes stuff like Dragon Blazers
>>715205718>Blood Crushers The Band made Raise Up Your BatDidn't Dess wrote that?
>>715205718>Blood Crushers The Band made Raise Up Your Batsauce?
>>715205762I will not stop until this board, nay, site is purely bots. Dehumanize 4chan
>>715205718Do you have ANY idea how much media is either based or partially based on the Bible?
>>715205869>>715205892https://deltarune.com/code/
>Listening to: Blood Crushers The Band - Raise Up Your Bat
>inb4 Super Smashing Fighters has a single player story mode (like Subspace Emissary) that's also stated to be based on the prophecy
Palworld somehow avoids getting janny'd, quaint.
>>715206171Palworld got fucked by jannies constantly on release, I was there
Less than 400 posts? I disappointed in you, guys. You don't deserve the real one.
>>715206153>Master Hand>the severed hand
>>715206386we deserve viruses
>auto saged
GLYA GLYA GLYA
>>715206386I didn't feel like spamming humans.
>>715205869I guess it's possible that Blood Crushers The Band was Dess's
She certainly has enough musical shit in her room for one