>>714930391of all the silly sex shit people pulled off with D&D games since the early 80s, WHY THE FUCK IS THE GENERIC DRUID BEAR SEX the most popular?!
I'm not even going to count the generic ass elf sex (the druid in question included) from other games because by the 90s people expected shit like Viconia, Aerie, Aribeth, Gann. I'm talking about how suddenly Halsin is THE bear that invented degeneracy in Faerun, when in NWN SOTU we had a fucking kobold group kidnapping a chick plus the same kobold clan has a leader that almost sold off his fucking cousing to marry you, as a "joke".
Let's not forget elanee who is also a druid so she can go all mother bear on your ass, but is also a kindred degenerate like halsin, but instead of being a sex pest she's a fucking groomer. but nooooo halsing oooooooooooooo
fucking human cocks are bigger than bear cocks he isn't even compensating anything besides acting as a pillow there
You can get a fucking mind flayer bad end in hordes of the underdark, date a tiefling gaylord, date a planetar, BEFRIEND A GIANT SPIDER (girl), fuck a fucking half-hag weirdo. Even fucking Aerie is barely of age and you can knock her up... as a "joke"? And nobody talks about how Viconia DeFUCKINGvir literally got raped between BG1 and 2 and she spills you out that story. but no, generic bear sex lol lmaooooooooooooooooo.
God I fucking hate how vanilla the majority of you fucks are. Look I'm working on balor cock size logistics here and everyone just NOW found out that druids can change shape? Thank fucking god huh? maybe in BG4 we will have some red haired half dragon girl in a blue plate bikini whose only dragon features are a stupid ass tiny tail and pitifully small wings and the general folk will call themselves degeneracy incarnate for simping for a girl with props stuck on her ass.