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Anonymous No.714925094 >>714925968 >>714927115 >>714927460 >>714927564 >>714927995 >>714928228 >>714931221 >>714935012 >>714940651 >>714942071 >>714942739 >>714942863
Maybe Brazil is right...
Anonymous No.714925159 >>714928428 >>714936113 >>714936820
Brazil has never been right about anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
Anonymous No.714925164 >>714927213 >>714927716
I have never once believed a single "for NO REASON, guyz!!" excuse in my life. Especially from a redditor.
Anonymous No.714925181 >>714925446
>without explanation
bet if I check his post history I'll find posts on pirate subreddits
Anonymous No.714925446 >>714925871
>>714925181
>he deleted his past comment
kek
Anonymous No.714925651 >>714925991 >>714931070 >>714931221 >>714939626 >>714942462
>buy an eck
>banned by valve
>just make another account

>buy a switch 2
>banned by nintendo
>your console is bricked for life
Defend this.
Anonymous No.714925871
>>714925446
hahah can you be anymore guilty
Anonymous No.714925968
>>714925094 (OP)
Lol, not that I support Nintendo doing this shit but it's almost ALWAYS something like he tried to hack it or used a switch pirate cart or something.

Hell I'm pretty sure that guy that got banned for "Twink Link" got his account reinstated.
Anonymous No.714925991 >>714926047 >>714926378 >>714938757 >>714939383
>>714925651
>buy an eck
>banned by valve
>lose entire library because no physical games
Anonymous No.714926047 >>714926126
>>714925991
just make another account and rebuy all your games
Anonymous No.714926126
>>714926047
eck more like kek
Anonymous No.714926143
Damn, not my problem.
Anonymous No.714926378 >>714927017
>>714925991
>lose entire library
but steam bans don't work like that?
at worst you'll get online banned in a particular game
they don't just blanket ban you or your hardware
Anonymous No.714927017 >>714927435
>>714926378
you can have your account locked
Anonymous No.714927115 >>714927332
>>714925094 (OP)
Why does anyone believe these people? He probably had a mig or something. My launch switch 1 was modded to hell and back and my retarded younger brother even launched games while connected to the internet and I never got banned. I was probably lucky but I also bought quite a few eshop games. My switch 2 is fine and I don't think they care.
Anonymous No.714927213
>>714925164
>And then one day, for no reason AT ALL...
Anonymous No.714927332 >>714927990 >>714937691
>>714927115
That error code in op is associated with doing credit card chargebacks
Anonymous No.714927435 >>714930934 >>714935090
>>714927017
and how often does that happen and what do you need to do to earn it?
Anonymous No.714927460
>>714925094 (OP)
No refunds
Anonymous No.714927564
>>714925094 (OP)
>lying faggot gets banned
never not funny
Anonymous No.714927716 >>714927851 >>714940321
>>714925164
To be fair it's not an isolated incident. Idiots who got their Switch 2s banned have been either returning or reselling them and because storefronts aren't checking and there's no way to really protect yourself with a resale people have been getting fucked over. So it's plausible that they bought a secondhand or open box model that someone tried to hack
Anonymous No.714927851
>>714927716
if you buy from ebay, they have buyers protection, and they will take away the money from the seller if needed.
Anonymous No.714927990
>>714927332
That's worse
Anonymous No.714927995 >>714935641
>>714925094 (OP)
>Without Explanation
Suuuuure
Anonymous No.714928228
>>714925094 (OP)
according to comments in the reddit thread, thats the ban code for fraud and the dude bought eshop cards from some key seller.
Anonymous No.714928428
>>714925159
Anonymous No.714928845
just found the thread this came from. apparently the guy bought a 3rd party eshop card, and the site he bought it from did a charge back. his posts and story is wildly inconsistent, so it's obvious he did something that he isn't being honest about. nintendo already announced they were going to do this if you did anything that went against their terms, and only a retard would have chosen to not take them seriously about that.
Anonymous No.714930934
>>714927435
You need to work really hard to make this happen. You can even mod the steam client with no consequences.
Anonymous No.714931070 >>714942649
>>714925651
you dont even need a steam account to use the deck, you can just install a different linux distro in it like bazzite and bypass steam completely
Anonymous No.714931221 >>714937119 >>714940385
>>714925094 (OP)
>I hacked, faced consequences, and now I'm lying on the internet
What a life
>>714925651
One more reason to stick with walled gardens. Stay the fuck out, hacker.
Anonymous No.714934764 >>714935184 >>714935357 >>714937103
We need some savy hacker to spread code that activates the autism sensors of every Switch 2 on Earth and cause a mass bricking.
Anonymous No.714935012
>>714925094 (OP)
>Check account
>2 year gap

Why does it keep happening, why do people getting banned have a 2 year gap in their Reddit history.
Anonymous No.714935090
>>714927435
the only thing that makes this possible is if you were peddling drugs or making plans for real life raids, human traffiking or smuggling in steam chats and forums and thats about it. nothing else would lock you out of downloading already purchased games.
Anonymous No.714935184 >>714936716
>>714934764
13 year old moment.
Anonymous No.714935357 >>714935734
>>714934764
the switch 2 is locked down tight apparently, so thats not happening anytime soon.
Anonymous No.714935479 >>714936373
Shouldn't have used a pirated usb-charger.
Anonymous No.714935641 >>714942583
>>714927995
What he's implying is that Nintendo should give the exact reason they are banning your hardware. Which is correct.
Anonymous No.714935734 >>714936118 >>714936146
>>714935357
Why do I feel I have heard this every time a new nintendo console happens
sage No.714936113
>>714925159
Anonymous No.714936118
>>714935734
It might actually be true this time. The switch 1 only has rcm and modchips to get custom firmware running. 2 more weeks I guess.
Anonymous No.714936146
>>714935734
Because you last heard it for the Switch where it was also true. Switch is locked fucking HARD, so hard in fact that unless you have a launch model which has a panic-handler you can trigger by shorting one of the rails on the right joycon slot, you're stuck putting a modchip in. And Nintendo will still ban you pretty swiftly if you're not smart and don't take all proper precautions.
Anonymous No.714936373
>>714935479
You wouldn't download a usb cable
Anonymous No.714936716
>>714935184
Remember anon, so long as it's connected to the Internet, anything can happen.
Switch 2 is as open to AIDS as anything else.
The only reason the US military, among others, isn't losing its shit, is because it operates a decentralized isolated SIPRNet not allowed to connect to our Internet in any way, shape, or form.
Anonymous No.714936820
>>714925159
why does this video scare first worlders so much?
Anonymous No.714937103
>>714934764
Just hack the server that sends out the brick command. Ez pz
Anonymous No.714937119 >>714937383
>>714931221
There aren't even any working hacks out for switch 2 retard, this was caused by a card chargeback against a company whose online store has no refunds. If you buy a terrible broken port or a game is censored in a day one patch tough shit I guess
Anonymous No.714937383
>>714937119
If you make bad decisions as a consumer at least you can mass petition the EU to read your grievance.
Anonymous No.714937691 >>714938413
>>714927332
LMAO! It's funny that people will still try to spin this as "Nintendo BAD" when the dude doesn't even lose access to use his S2. Just the online services. He still has a working console, but he better enjoy never using the online for buying or playing shit.
Anonymous No.714938413 >>714942530
>>714937691
>85% of games are downloads
Yeah just the online services amirite? The console is effectively bricked. It wouldn't even be so bad if they weren't so trigger happy and their DRM so draconian. Hardware ban should be reserverd for either hacking in games or CFW because both of these things pose a threat to either other users or the company's servers, and that's after it has been confirmed 100%.
Automated systems bricking your $500 hardware because you inserted a funky game card is bullshit and will end up with legitimate users having their consoles bricked, either because some bad coding or because a dusty cart causing bad contacts triggering the system.
Anonymous No.714938749
>tendies defending their Don Mattrick moment
very grim
Anonymous No.714938757 >>714939810
>>714925991
>physical games
nice kindling, bitch. pirated digital is the only way for the white man
Anonymous No.714939113 >>714939270 >>714942469
Doesn't the Switch 2 detect voltage drops as hacking and trigger the ban? Random false bans shouldn't be too terribly uncommon.
Anonymous No.714939270 >>714939621
>>714939113
you really think they didnt think of that huh ok smart guy
Anonymous No.714939383 >>714942401
>>714925991
valve doesn't take your entire library like epic games store does, they just stop you from accessing anything related to steams social services and steamworks.
Anonymous No.714939621
>>714939270
Because big corpos never fuck up right?
Anonymous No.714939626
>>714925651
>buy an eck
>put my ick on my eck
Yup it's gaming time. Your move nintodlers
Anonymous No.714939810 >>714940131
>>714938757
>poorfag cope
Anonymous No.714940131 >>714942128
>>714939810
it's just a reality. my digital media is far less likely to be destroyed because of my multiple backups.
Anonymous No.714940321
>>714927716
Were that to happen, nobody would describe it as "my console was banned for no reason." They would say something like "those niggers sold me a banned console."
Anonymous No.714940385
>>714931221
>Stay the fuck out, hacker
Anonymous No.714940651
>>714925094 (OP)
>Buying a bing bing yahoo machine 2: overpriced edition
These retards lost way earlier
Anonymous No.714942071
>>714925094 (OP)
>gibs me dat
>wtf, why am I getting banned? it's for "no" "reason"
Anonymous No.714942128
>>714940131
>backups on volatile over-expensive shit media
yikes
Anonymous No.714942401
>>714939383
they just ban random games.
>just
for no legal reason.
Anonymous No.714942462
>>714925651
>Defend this.
Nintendo doesn't like ban evasion, and that's based.
Anonymous No.714942469
>>714939113
>yes, you see the anti-theft protection can't really work reliably
>and uhhhh I was banned for no reason
>I dindu
>it glitched
>give 500 buck
>fix it for freesies
>me good boi
Anonymous No.714942530
>>714938413
it's as bricked as any PC that (((Valve))) remotely disabled.
When you are fine with that, you have to be fine with this here, because (((Valve))) does this to all hardware, not just hardware of fucking thieves.
Anonymous No.714942583
>>714935641
>give me tips so I can avoid getting banned
nice try

but I will give you a tip:
>don't steal games
>be a igger somewhere else
Anonymous No.714942649 >>714942686
>>714931070
>just install a different pronoun of Loonix
why?
I'm not mentally ill.
Anonymous No.714942686 >>714942793
>>714942649
that's just an option you have if you don't want to use steam for whatever reason
Anonymous No.714942739 >>714942845
>>714925094 (OP)
>sell 152 million units
>a couple hundred thousand pirate your games
>ALL MUST NOW SUFFER LAWYERS GOVERNMENT HELP MEEEEEE
Anonymous No.714942793
>>714942686
>pronouns are options
my pronouns are kill and yourself.
Anonymous No.714942845 >>714942907
>>714942739
>>a couple hundred thousand pirate your games
on PC it's like 80-90%
Anonymous No.714942863 >>714943543
>>714925094 (OP)
honestly, i tend to feel the same way, but i also have to remind myself of my own history.
one example of "i dindu nuffin" that was true, was wanting to have a back and forth debate on some religions i had learned about.
i was on /b/ and literally just said lets discuss these 2 religions. anyone want to prove their view?
and got a 3day ban from all of 4chan, because of a /b/ post, that didnt break any rules. the mod just said "Im tired of this shit" as a reason for the ban.

but... 99% of the time, you look into the case, and the person decided to leave out important context. (that doesnt mean the context makes them in the wrong, but still 95% of them tend to be once you know the context it does seem)

seen a girl get a bricked switch2 because of her twink link name, which twink isnt actually against the rules, as the word is an acceptable descriptor of a males physique. the context is that some ppl like to add additional context to the word, despite its definition/meaning.
Anonymous No.714942907 >>714942943 >>714942974 >>714943187
>>714942845
delusional if you think 90% of pc players pirate
Anonymous No.714942943
>>714942907
that's literally the case.
>no, no, no
we call them PCiggers for a reason.
Anonymous No.714942974
>>714942907
90% of browns do though
Anonymous No.714943187
>>714942907
let us check this
>132 million Steam-slop accounts
>ps4 117 million sold
Uncharted 4 on PS4 - 18 million copies sold

The PC version, including both Uncharted 4 and The Lost Legacy, sold over 700,000 units in its launch month on PC, according to Ars Technica. The original PlayStation 4 release of Uncharted 4 sold over 16 million copies.

inb4
>uhhhhhh you see no one on PC simply wants to play that lel
Anonymous No.714943543
>>714942863
Twink (to describe a lithe young male) is a fag term, first and foremost. Other modern definitions flow from this meaning.