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A worried old player No.714934141 [Report] >>714934520 >>714934596 >>714935348 >>714937029 >>714937379 >>714937616 >>714938160 >>714938670 >>714938836 >>714939416 >>714941445 >>714956132 >>714958214
Project Zomboid
I'm sorry, but if the game is going to continue down the path of build 42, I'm staying on 41.78 for life.
Someday people will talk about how lazy and bastard the devs are.
Anonymous No.714934212 [Report] >>714934325 >>714934397 >>714934592 >>714935239 >>714936036
qrd?
Anonymous No.714934325 [Report]
>>714934212
hes upset he can't cheese.
Anonymous No.714934397 [Report] >>714934492 >>714934648 >>714935162 >>714938126 >>714938137 >>714938250 >>714938458 >>714938540 >>714938548 >>714939527 >>714940506 >>714941732 >>714941835 >>714949151 >>714956261 >>714956434 >>714956673 >>714956780 >>714959521 >>714963593 >>714963717 >>714964341 >>714964435 >>714965662 >>714966529
>>714934212
gender were replaced with body times and lgbtq flags are now an actual, official in-game thing you can come across without using mods.
Anonymous No.714934492 [Report] >>714935246
>>714934397
can you burn them
Anonymous No.714934520 [Report] >>714934720
>>714934141 (OP)
Remember all the bullshit excuses the devs would give for why they work so slow?
>Oh, my laptop was stolen
>Our workplace flooded
>Our workplace caught fire
etc.
A worried old player No.714934592 [Report]
>>714934212
They added goofy, pointless mechanics and are lazy mobsters
Anonymous No.714934596 [Report]
>>714934141 (OP)
>if
It's been 10 years already and you still say "if"?
Anonymous No.714934648 [Report] >>714937090 >>714960719 >>714966224 >>714972702
>>714934397
It fills my heart with glee every time some whiny identity politic faggot who gets triggered by trans shit self-segregates themselves from a game's fandom over it. Stay mad alt right faggot.
Anonymous No.714934720 [Report]
>>714934520
they are such shits
Anonymous No.714934968 [Report] >>714935115
A friend described this game as 'crunchy' and I didn't understand what that meant until a few hours in.
It doesn't really want you to have fun.
Anonymous No.714935115 [Report] >>714937904
>>714934968
>It doesn't really want you to have fun.
What do you mean? The game is boring late-game but brilliant in the early
Anonymous No.714935162 [Report] >>714964095 >>714965417
>>714934397
Kek
That's reality for cdda tho
Anonymous No.714935239 [Report] >>714966093
>>714934212
They added osrs levels of grind and balanced around multiplayer yet there’s no fucking multiplayer yet
Anonymous No.714935246 [Report]
>>714934492
No, which is funny because flags were always one of the best fuel sources for campfires. You can still burn american flags, though.
Anonymous No.714935348 [Report] >>714935961 >>714942161
>>714934141 (OP)
>how lazy and bastard the devs are
fuck off pajeeto
Anonymous No.714935489 [Report] >>714936246
>fag flags in 90s kentucky
damn they really are only taking the bad shit from CDDA and none of the good shit, absurd
what is with these forever in development zombie games though? 7 days to die also got an update recently that just made it even more aids. Still no bandits though!
Anonymous No.714935648 [Report] >>714935736 >>714936032 >>714936684 >>714937742 >>714938987
>Oh boy time to post bases
Seriously this is the comfiest game ever.
Getting past the initial survival hump gets easier, but making a comfy base is the true, and best, endgame
Anonymous No.714935736 [Report] >>714936227
>>714935648
>random zombie destroys a far away section of you wall because he heard a sound
Nothin' personal, kid.
Anonymous No.714935961 [Report]
>>714935348
im more white than u
Anonymous No.714936032 [Report]
>>714935648
least autogynephilic zomtroon
Anonymous No.714936036 [Report]
>>714934212
For one, they deliberately fucked up the backbone of the game's combat system and refuse to go back on it
Anonymous No.714936227 [Report] >>714936327 >>714936389 >>714937742
>>714935736
>Not sectioning off the intersections 3 blocks away so wandering/unloaded zombies dont break stuff
Idiocy aside, the eternal threat of zombies is what I love, and how they can always fuck you the second you get complacent

That said, fuck B42 and the inane bullshit they added. Fun and comfy zombie survival game has become a headache from start to finish. If there are some that enjoy the changes, good on them.
But I fucking hate b42
Old base, and I guess I lost all my other screenshots
RV Interiors when?
Anonymous No.714936246 [Report] >>714936616
>>714935489
It was bait you retard
He didn't even post picture
Anonymous No.714936327 [Report]
>>714936227
>second spoilers
If you want them officially from the devs, then maybe 20 years after they're done with NPCs.
Anonymous No.714936389 [Report] >>714936684
>>714936227
>RV Interiors when?
When you install the mod
Anonymous No.714936616 [Report]
>>714936246
im range banned from posting images
Anonymous No.714936684 [Report]
>>714936389
This screenshot >>714935648 was my pre B42 final run before release. I mistakenly had the idea of doing one last big run before the unstable release because surely B42 wouldnt be an unfun piece of rotten dog shit? Why would they make their game worse right lmao

Altering the settings is the same as choosing easy mode in my mind. Sure, you can make apocalypse mode easier, but there is what the devs intend (in any game) and what you can do to make the game easier.
>Zomboid devs have made it clear what they want the base game difficulty to be with B42
and I fucking hate it.
RV interiors is the only way I can see myself having fun in B42
and B42 was such a downer I dont even want to go back to B41 for RV interiors.
Anonymous No.714937029 [Report] >>714937160 >>714937272 >>714937643
>>714934141 (OP)
Is this worth buying, sale is ending
Anonymous No.714937059 [Report]
build 41 ruined the game
we have to go back
Anonymous No.714937090 [Report] >>714937669 >>714940534
>>714934648
41
Anonymous No.714937160 [Report] >>714937326
>>714937029
Hell no. Pirate the shit out of it if you must.
Anonymous No.714937246 [Report]
remember 14 years ago
Anonymous No.714937272 [Report] >>714937326
>>714937029
>$13
Honestly no

This game had its big update months ago and has shit the bed every small update since.
Maybe for 10 bucks I'd say yes, but I'm a cheap asshole who gives a second glance to anything more than that.

Unless you are really aching to play this game and know you'll enjoy it, wait for it to go cheaper

>t. retard that loved the game from a year ago and hates it now
Anonymous No.714937326 [Report] >>714937502
>>714937272
>>714937160
Well according to Steamdb this game is stuck at $13 for years now
Anonymous No.714937379 [Report] >>714937430
>>714934141 (OP)
Where can I download this for free?
Anonymous No.714937430 [Report]
>>714937379
On the internet.
Anonymous No.714937502 [Report] >>714937746
>>714937326
again, if you want to play it then the price is fine
If you don't care than just skip it
Build 41 (current and stable version) is good
Build 42 (unstable and future version) is dogshit and the game is going the way of devs getting mad at players for "playing the wrong way"
>t. retard that comes back to it every week or two and gets mad at how bad it has become
Anonymous No.714937616 [Report] >>714937732 >>714942843
>>714934141 (OP)
>kills melee
>nerfs traits
>kills stealth
>kills guns
>kills farming
>increases grind
>all in the interest of making you play in the woods doing pottery and blacksmithing (filling green bars)
I'm sure there's more I'm missing because I haven't touched 42 yet. I felt no desire after seeing how much they hate the things we all do for fun in their game.
Anonymous No.714937643 [Report]
>>714937029
>www.gog-games.to

stop buying games
Anonymous No.714937669 [Report]
>>714937090
DELETE THIS!!!
Anonymous No.714937709 [Report] >>714937850
I was really big into the MP with the /vg/ lads, but honestly I think I'm gonna skip out on B42 MP (whenever it comes out) out of spite for the fact the devs think they can milk a "big" MP update with a huge spike of players. Every day I'm learning new reasons to hate Lemmy more than I already do.
Anonymous No.714937732 [Report] >>714966498
>>714937616
>all in the interest of making you play in the woods doing pottery and blacksmithing (filling green bars)
You fucking wish it was that easy
Nails are still impossible to overcome for a full primitive run, nest you can do now is catch rabbits in box trap while looking at the kiln you cant even use.
Anonymous No.714937742 [Report]
>>714935648
>>714936227
Not as comfy as CDDA deathmobile buildan
Anonymous No.714937746 [Report] >>714938042
>>714937502
Don't play build 42. Dont support the death of this great game
Anonymous No.714937750 [Report] >>714937814
why did it have to turn out like this?
i dont want to craft
i dont want to farm
i dont want to smelt
Anonymous No.714937775 [Report] >>714937912 >>714956928
It's the nature of these simulation survival style games where at some point the game stops being fun in the service of more busy work systems and more "realistic" combat.

Happened to cdda, now it's happening to zomboid.
Anonymous No.714937814 [Report] >>714938023
>>714937750
>i dont want to smelt
what?
Anonymous No.714937850 [Report] >>714938003
>>714937709
All shitty games are fun with friends, or fellow anons shitting on the game.
I'd give it a try if another /vg/ thread popped up, but I would bet all the fun comes from anons and not the game itself.
/vg/ groups are always 10/10, and just the best fun with fellow retards
Anonymous No.714937887 [Report]
>Have to use the retarded crafting menu for barricades
Anonymous No.714937904 [Report] >>714940017
>>714935115
source of picrel? she looks good
Anonymous No.714937912 [Report]
>>714937775
>these things are inevitable
Nope
The cause of this type of bullshit has a name and a face and an address
Anonymous No.714938003 [Report]
>>714937850
It's not about my own enjoyment, it's about denying Lemmy the satisfaction of having a successful launch to the MP update.
Anonymous No.714938023 [Report] >>714947804
>>714937814
you can forge your own swords and maces and shit now
because remember that time in night of the living dead when they ran to the kitchen and melted all the spoons down to craft with them? now you can relive it in-game!!!!
Anonymous No.714938042 [Report]
>>714937746
You're right, and like I said earlier B42 killed any desire to even go back to B41

Indie stone is a mildly successful dev that had a break out hit release.
That means they will never admit they made a bad choice with their game and will run it into the ground.
I'd put money down that youtubers will kill the game once B42 multiplayer comes out, unlike B41 multiplayer, where they instead shit all over the game.
god I wish I still had all my comfy base screenshots
Anonymous No.714938126 [Report] >>714959226
>>714934397
Thanks for the warning anon. I was thinking about buying this but will now just leave a bad review.
Anonymous No.714938137 [Report]
>>714934397
Is this true? lol fuck that's depressing
a flag to celebrate getting shit on your dick

Glad I haven't played this in a very long time. I'll never touch it again no matter how good or gay they make it.
Anonymous No.714938160 [Report] >>714938185
>>714934141 (OP)
How come they don’t work on the zombie part of this zombie game? Literally only 1% players do all the autistic RuneScape crafting
>hmm should I fight hordes of zombies with my cool weapons and loot this interesting location
>nah I think I’d rather watch paint dry and wait for my sustainable base to provide my needs!
Anonymous No.714938185 [Report]
>>714938160
SEXO
Anonymous No.714938250 [Report]
>>714934397
go woke go broke lol
Anonymous No.714938458 [Report] >>714944939
>>714934397
>lgbtq flags
Are you trolling? Doesn't the game take place in the early 90s?... in fucking rural Kentucky nonetheless.
Anonymous No.714938540 [Report] >>714938697 >>714969654
>>714934397
>Devs see no one is buying their dogshit game after the awful B42 update
>Even during the summer sale no one wants it
>Thinks paying a pajeet to lie will get anti woke retards to buy this piece of garbage
I even loaded the game and disabled all mods
Fuck off Indie Stone, you killed your golden goose.
Just delete B42, thats the only way to save your game.

>Dont buy this game
Anonymous No.714938548 [Report] >>714938885
>>714934397
>Zombies?
Anonymous No.714938608 [Report] >>714938683 >>714938697 >>714938743 >>714938960 >>714939139 >>714940326 >>714959004
I’m actually amazed how many people saw (what I thought was) a very obvious bait post, so obvious it felt more like sarcasm, and legitimately believe it.
Anonymous No.714938670 [Report] >>714938987
>>714934141 (OP)
I love how the devs just keep on finding new ways to make the game so grindy and boring so that the player will never stick past the first 3-weeks of the game because even the devs know that the only good part of the game is the very early game. Mid to late game of project zomboid is so empty and boring that the only thing you can do is just farm and build random shit but with the carpenter nerf that option is gone. I don't understand how the devs are so out of touch and lazy. The only good thing to come out of build 42 is the lighting and increased floors. Even thing else has been a fucking downgrade and they spent 3 years on a fucking blacksmithing/pottery skill for people who play multiplayer only to no include it in multiplayer. Some fucking Russian sperg managed to get working dynamic AI in one year yet these fags can't even get some basic AI working in a span of 11 years.
Anonymous No.714938683 [Report]
>>714938608
Why? So many games have gone that route in the last few years. Why would it surprise anyone?
Anonymous No.714938697 [Report] >>714938789
>>714938540
>>714938608
>~ a minute between posts
Hope your studio doesnt flood again, would hate for you to have to work on the game lmao
Anonymous No.714938743 [Report] >>714940326 >>714973324
>>714938608
/v/ is filled with brown people now. If chatGPT or Grok isn't there to tell them otherwise they will believe anything that they see.
Anonymous No.714938789 [Report]
>>714938697
These two posts don’t even agree with each other you schizo
Anonymous No.714938836 [Report] >>714956928
>>714934141 (OP)
Needs more ways to get jacked. Unironically this game needs to level up your STR everytime you vault over a tall fence the most because thats like a full muscle up. whcih train the whole upperbody.

Also it needs steroids, in pills or even injections to get a bonus to STR experience gains.
Anonymous No.714938885 [Report]
>>714938548
you see, it's a meta commentary on the nature of lgbtq stuff and how people who engage in that type of thing are cultural zombies who just partake in it without understanding the nuances of it on any deeper level
Anonymous No.714938960 [Report]
>>714938608
you're not smart
Anonymous No.714938987 [Report] >>714939836
>>714938670
I always play the endgame as something like this post >>714935648 where you get to enjoy the "fun" parts of the zombie apocalypse.
You have water, food, and safety sorted out, why not get selfish? Loot stores for the stuff you want, but not need. find the counters and furniture you like, or go find some fun guns. Shit, you cleared the zombies in a several block radius, why not go house hunting in those cleared buildings?
That should be the endgame, adding more crazy, cool, or fun locations filled with zombies to overcome and loot.
Not adding muscle strain or more zombies in starting areas to add to the grind.
Anonymous No.714939139 [Report] >>714939332
>>714938608
You type like a Redditor
Anonymous No.714939332 [Report] >>714939497
>>714939139
What because I don’t have the sentence structure of an ESL brownoid?
Anonymous No.714939416 [Report]
>>714934141 (OP)
We're over 6 months in to b42 and multiplayer is still MIA so it's not like you even have a choice LMAO.
Anonymous No.714939497 [Report] >>714939768
>>714939332
No because it reads like you're dumb and trying to seem smart. So does this
Anonymous No.714939527 [Report] >>714939642 >>714939674 >>714942834
>>714934397
is every game dev a closeted homosexual?
Anonymous No.714939642 [Report]
>>714939527
Just the community managers
and the incel devs trying to fuck them
Anonymous No.714939674 [Report]
>>714939527
Yes
Anonymous No.714939768 [Report] >>714940109
>>714939497
Just say you’re a jeet and that anything that’s isn’t riddled with spelling errors offends you. Because that’s clearly the case
>you used parentheses? Urgh, what a pseud
Anonymous No.714939791 [Report]
No Brita gun no play
simple as
Anonymous No.714939836 [Report] >>714940193 >>714940251 >>714965924
>>714938987
The problem is that there isn't any reason to continue once you get to that point in the game you have seen everything that the game has to offer. I have spent making different bases, collecting random shit to pimp them out but the game is still dull. They should add more events that drives the player to actually leave their base. Adding more items won't help since majority of those items are just for decoration. Louisville seemed like a good addition but then you realize that all the loot you can find in Louisville can be found in any other town, expect for the paintings but even then its just a complete waste of time. The player doesn't have anything to strive for. Mount & Blade has the same style where the player is allowed to do pretty much what they want. If they want to be a merc for hire, go for it. If they want to spend the whole game becoming a trade baron, no problem, want to become the king/queen? go for it. Unlike Zomboid the player is rewarded for that and there is a progression that the player goes through to achieve those goals, for Zomboid there is nothing. Sure you can go clear a town or visit Louisville but there is no point. Zombies don't go away, none of the loot that you find in Louisville is anything special that you can't find in the other towns. Grind your skills(Which takes fucking forever, enjoy watching a green bar fill up) but for what? The game is great for the first 2-3 in game weeks then you realize that is all the game has to offer. You can try to drag on by finding some interesting bases and fixing them up but at that point you aren't playing a zombie game, just the sims.
Anonymous No.714940017 [Report]
>>714937904
>she
the name is arielle maxine but that's a dude
Anonymous No.714940109 [Report]
>>714939768
I'm white my man, you just sound like a pretentious redditor. You're trying too hard.
Anonymous No.714940193 [Report] >>714941185
>>714939836
NTA, but you're spot on. After the initial scramble for survival and sustain, that's when shit goes downhill, hence why early game tends to be people's favorite phase.

I think having NPCs and events based around them would've helped alleviate this (hell, you could introduce stereotypical zombie-movie moral questions, such as when it's right to mercy kill and when it's right to hand them the pain meds and tell them to sucker it up, they're going to be fine), but who knows.
Anonymous No.714940251 [Report] >>714940879
>>714939836
You're right, even if I don't entirely agree with you on how important some of that is.

Zomboid is one of those "make your own fun" sandbox games, and it doesnt give everyone the tools to make their own fun.
I might enjoy the base building and decorating, where as you prefer something more like fighting off the helicopter horde.
The thing is, add to both of those (should) be an easy update as they add more stuff to the game. instead indie stone decided to add migrating deer and knapping to the game, two entirely new systems no one wanted.

The devs have a clear idea for what they want the game to be, and it is wholly different to why people enjoy the current game.
Neither of us will get what we want, hope you enjoy more zombies clogging the cities and your 10/10 fitness character tired after 4 swings of a baseball bat
not trying to flanderize what you said, just saying I don't think the devs will give any player what they want
random pic idk
Anonymous No.714940326 [Report]
>>714938608
>>714938743
im the op and wasnt sarcastic and im the whitest person of this board stfu
Anonymous No.714940506 [Report]
>>714934397
is this real? why does the faggbt do this? is like they love colonizing our imagination. to them putting their flag everywhere in fiction is like colonizing.
Anonymous No.714940534 [Report]
>>714937090
it's higher now. they post smugly on here but then cry on bsky and jump. hilarious to me desu.
Anonymous No.714940879 [Report]
>>714940251
>not trying to flanderize what you said, just saying I don't think the devs will give any player what they want
I agree, don't worry about it. I too enjoy collecting and making my base look amazing. It's great for role play but that only can carry a "zombie" game for so long especially now that they nerfed the crafting skills to the ground. I enjoyed finding cool looking areas and fortifying it but there isn't a real point when the game only rewards you for sitting at one base and turning into a cabbage farmer. I 100% agree with you. They should add more to the base building and the combat but like you said, the new 42 build decided to add 1 million zombies to clog up the towns and no way to fight back since your character gets tired after swinging a fucking bat 3 times(Also good luck finding a weapon because for some reason build 42 makes any weapon that isn't a kitchen knife non-existent).
Nice pic.
Anonymous No.714941185 [Report]
>>714940193
Mount & Blade has the same idea of gameplay where its a pure sandbox but it still has some form of progress. Zomboid has no sense of progress because you don't see any progress for the work you put in with the expectation of clearing a town(depends if you put respawning zombies). The devs keep on wasting time adding random shit that forces the players to sit and grind but there is no result for that grinding.
Anonymous No.714941445 [Report]
>>714934141 (OP)
>Someday people will talk about how lazy and bastard the devs are.
And that day was 10 years ago
Anonymous No.714941732 [Report]
>>714934397
>all the repliers taking this seriously
Anonymous No.714941835 [Report]
>>714934397
>all those (You)s
you cheeky bastard, those fags fell for it
Anonymous No.714941941 [Report] >>714942684
>we only work 6 days a year because unlike filthy corpos we care about our employees
KWAB
Anonymous No.714942161 [Report]
>>714935348
approximately 21% of US adults are considered illiterate, translating to around 43 million individuals.
Anonymous No.714942684 [Report]
>>714941941
>Crafting put on hold for years because its designer was sick instead of hiring another guy
I hate Lemmy I hate Lemmy I hate Lemmy I hate Lemmy I hate Lemmy
Anonymous No.714942834 [Report]
>>714939527
>closeted
Anonymous No.714942843 [Report]
>>714937616
>kill farming
>t.farmlet
It's made it actually enjoable. Only medicine-consuming, capchuno-obssesed, taxi-using, urbano-retard could think otherwise.
Anonymous No.714944663 [Report]
the game feels more like zombie sims rather than kill zombies and then post-apoc sims
Anonymous No.714944939 [Report] >>714964864
>>714938458
>redditfrog
zero reason to avatarfag
Anonymous No.714945413 [Report]
Im noticing the trend on anti-lgbt to be tied to poor english skills, i wonder why lol
Anonymous No.714947628 [Report]
>early access since 2013
>2025 is halfway and the game is still not complete
Anonymous No.714947804 [Report] >>714947906
>>714938023
>because remember that time in night of the living dead when they ran to the kitchen and melted all the spoons down to craft with them?
now they just need to add the part from the movie where they sat around for 2 weeks reading books to be able to fry an egg
Anonymous No.714947906 [Report]
>>714947804
if you're gonna cook, you might as well fucking do it right
Anonymous No.714948713 [Report] >>714949006 >>714949905
there are hunger, thirst and stamina mechanics but not the urge to pee and shit, including peeing and shitting your pants
Anonymous No.714949006 [Report] >>714953159
>>714948713
Im honestly surprised the devs don't add piss and shit mechanics considering these faggots cream their pants over IMMERSION so much
Anonymous No.714949151 [Report]
>>714934397
ok, but what about gameplay?
Anonymous No.714949905 [Report] >>714953501 >>714953897
>>714948713
why does almost every thread I click on tonight have at least one reply talking about shitting your pants
Anonymous No.714953159 [Report]
>>714949006
Would actually make sense that, after the water goes out, you would need to find a way to dispose of your shit and piss without hetting sick from it.
Though I would probably just make shit mountain a few hundred meters from my base.
Anonymous No.714953501 [Report]
>>714949905
the future is now, old man
Anonymous No.714953897 [Report] >>714956508
>>714949905
Anonymous No.714956132 [Report]
>>714934141 (OP)
Blue Archive
Anonymous No.714956261 [Report]
>>714934397
easily fixable with 1 mod
Anonymous No.714956434 [Report]
>>714934397
Why the fuck does everything have to be political nowadays?
Can't I just have my zombie game without leftist propaganda in it? If the game was set in 2025, it woulkd MAYBE be excusable as realism, but the game is set in 1980, before the degenerate modern leftist cult was even a thing.
Anonymous No.714956508 [Report]
>>714953897
Laughed
Anonymous No.714956673 [Report]
>>714934397
>body times
?
Anonymous No.714956780 [Report]
>>714934397
oh ok
get filtered brownoid i guess
Anonymous No.714956782 [Report]
I need NPCs God dammit! Yes multiplayer is important too but I can't enjoy MP without NPCs.
Anonymous No.714956928 [Report]
>>714937775
>Realistic

Yeah this game is "realistic", unless realism would benefit the player in some way, in which case it's nerfed or mysteriously worked around. If I wanted a crushing masochistic experience I'd play UnderRail where at least the devs are honest about what it's about.

>>714938836
>Needs more ways to get jacked. Unironically this game needs to level up your STR everytime you vault over a tall fence the most because thats like a full muscle up. whcih train the whole upperbody.

It's obvious the devs have never done any exercise since they were made to do some in school. The ridiculous "muscle strain" nonsense and the fact you have to grind harder than an Olympic athlete to see marginal benefits.

This update is great though if your Zombie Apocalypse dream is to run into the woods to become a medieval blacksmith, and you're inured against grinding because you played MMOs until your brain broke. Everyone else can get fucked.
Anonymous No.714957231 [Report] >>714957452 >>714957708
Is this game good?
Anonymous No.714957452 [Report]
>>714957231
Maybe. It doesn't matter though. Most people here probably haven't played it and will get really mad at anybody who says it is.
Anonymous No.714957708 [Report] >>714957786
>>714957231
Ultimately no because the devs are retarded and keep adding shit nobody wants/nerfing basic gameplay while refusing to add NPCs and actual goals in the game.
Anonymous No.714957786 [Report] >>714957962 >>714959138 >>714967005
>>714957708
Nta but it's a sandbox game, you can mod it to be pretty much whatever
Anonymous No.714957962 [Report] >>714959138
>>714957786
>NTR but it's a sandbox game
Stop being horny!
Anonymous No.714958214 [Report]
>>714934141 (OP)
Someone post the screenshot of that zombie movie scene in which a guy jacks off to zombie tits pressed against the car window.
Anonymous No.714959004 [Report] >>714966143
>>714938608
It doesn't matter if it's true or not. I choose to believe it.
Anonymous No.714959138 [Report]
>>714957786
>>714957962
There's a mod that let's you be a woman that gets raped and impregnated by zombies and it has a full simulation for stuff like periods, actual pregnancies, etc. You can open up a window to see the state of your womb, how much sense is in it, see the way your fetus evolves over time and keeps on growing until you eventually have to carry it to term then you get and item named "Baby" that you can decorate your room with and acts like an alarm clock every once in a while to attract zombies to it when it cries because that's the best way they were able to code the baby to work within the game's framework that doesn't actually allow for NPC humanoid characters.
Anonymous No.714959226 [Report]
>>714938126
>I was thinking about buying this
early access for over a decade, that's longer than most fully fledged games take to make
it is quite apparent that it's just being milked at this point
Anonymous No.714959328 [Report] >>714959487 >>714960441
I may sound stupid (that's because I am) but I fucking hate the whole "you will le die xd" attitude the game gives. Zomboid would greatly benefit from an end goal, either finding a vaccine or surviving few years until all zombies rot
just anything will do at this point since the game desperatly needs a midgame
oh wait, zombies don't die naturally because fuck you lmao
Anonymous No.714959487 [Report] >>714960335 >>714960441
>>714959328
>Spoiler.
zomboid without the zomboids is just a camping simulator
Anonymous No.714959521 [Report]
>>714934397
>fags seething at a literal lie
filters out the trash, I guess
Anonymous No.714960335 [Report] >>714960441
>>714959487
>The Vacation by R. D. Bradbury simulator
sounds kino
Anonymous No.714960441 [Report] >>714961598
>>714959328
>>714959487
>>714960335
Needs some super elaborate way to cure the zombie infection by travelling across the entire world, collecting MacGuffins and then having to develop the cure and spread it over the water system or over the air and kill off the straggler zombies that are still left as an endgame goal.
Anonymous No.714960719 [Report]
>>714934648
It doesn't fill your heart with glee, you haven't felt glee since you were 5 years old. You're constantly seething, everyone can see it through the words you type. Sad.
Anonymous No.714961489 [Report] >>714962472
The game needs NPCs, also the Week 1 mod where you have to play Sims wagie for a few days to gather supplies before the pandemonium should have been part of the start of the game.
Anonymous No.714961598 [Report]
>>714960441
or just start the game without the zomboids and call it project rapture
Anonymous No.714962472 [Report]
>>714961489
I'd like the Week One mod if it didn't fuck with the audio.
Anonymous No.714963459 [Report]
the game gets boring 2 weeks after in-game
also tried the doomguy start with most of the guns and ammo i'll ever need and got bored after clearing louisville
Anonymous No.714963593 [Report]
>>714934397
>go outside
>see LGBT flags in public
>refuse to leave house ever again
/v/, everyone
Anonymous No.714963717 [Report] >>714964060
>>714934397
Seriously, why does every European game end up being the most randomly woke garbage? American games just put a few ugly brown guys and that's it, Europeans put LGBT flags in a game based in the 1990s?
Anonymous No.714964060 [Report] >>714964516
>>714963717
zomboid is european?
Anonymous No.714964095 [Report]
>>714935162
>Fire up CDDA for the first time in a while
>See a weird ass flag inside some compound
>It's "agender"
>Have no clue what it means
>Place is a fortified marijuana grow op
Kinda funny
Anonymous No.714964341 [Report]
>>714934397
/vpol/ is so mindbroken by the culture war that they all fell for this low quality bait. sad
Anonymous No.714964404 [Report]
At this point I'm fully convinced anyone still playing this shit is deep in the delusions of sunk costs and nothing will bring them out of it. They'll just keep torturing themselves because it's all they know.
Anonymous No.714964435 [Report] >>714964649
>>714934397
its funny because this isn't even bait this is just a genuine shitpost that you retards fell for lol
Anonymous No.714964516 [Report]
>>714964060
The devs are B*itish
Anonymous No.714964649 [Report] >>714965130 >>714965332
>>714964435
proof?
Anonymous No.714964817 [Report] >>714964993 >>714967149
I just bought Zomboid on steam sale to play with a co-worker but he says he and another friend are waiting on mod support. it worth trying out solo right now?
Anonymous No.714964864 [Report]
>>714944939
you're a fucking retard
Anonymous No.714964993 [Report] >>714965186 >>714965332
>>714964817
Solo gets boring after you conquer your starting town, the game doesn't feel that empty but it sure as feels as dead with only your character and zombies
Anonymous No.714965130 [Report]
>>714964649
there are no f(l)ags ingame
Anonymous No.714965186 [Report] >>714965448
>>714964993
but that's the appeal to a zombieapocalypse. try to survive while avoiding all human contact
Anonymous No.714965332 [Report] >>714965564
>>714964649
Literally pirate the game and check you retard
Its 4gb, your pajeet internet can handle it
>>714964993
You got dumb animals too now
Anonymous No.714965417 [Report]
>>714935162
I wish kevin didn't surround himself with a bunch of retarded dick rider yesmen and actively out people who called him out on his bullshit.
I wish bright nights didnt have its own slew of problems being lightyears behind, but at least the BN team remembers CDDA is supposed to be fun.
I wish zomboid devs weren't the most lazy fucking niggers in existence, I don't even care about all of the changes to gameplay, I just want more actual fucking content to be added. With this absurd devtime and how many people they supposedly have, they should have had a full game 5 years ago but the game still feels like it's in alpha with the depth of a puddle once you get past the first day of survival and actually root yourself.
There's just no fucking winning with this specific niche game.
Anonymous No.714965448 [Report]
>>714965186
No zombie media is truly solo, MCs get to encounter pockets of survivors and small civilizations
Anonymous No.714965564 [Report]
>>714965332
>pirate the game
yeah, no. that's illegal.
i'm not going to prison just for petty shit like this.
Anonymous No.714965662 [Report]
>>714934397
the dumb fucks responding to this are embarrassing and indicative of the quality of content and type of posters on this board now. retards triggered like the blue haired SJWs of 2012. not any better than women
Anonymous No.714965924 [Report]
>>714939836
all of these probably can be solved, but you have to
#1 mod the game extensively
#2 play on an active, moderated mutliplayer server
#3 have admins that organize events and zone areas

I've played on MP servers where we had to work together to gather stuff and clear the power plant to temporarily restore power for all of Knox County
I've seen MP servers with free for all PVP, but modded so it's disabled outside of LV (and LV has better loot spawns and more zombies, so there's reason to risk a visit)
I've played servers with extensive economies and mods that allow completely automatic player shops that work like vending machines, where a whole town and shopping district formed
I've done huge megaprojects with half the server building towers and bridges
I've disarmed nukes that would have wiped the whole server
I've failed to defend missile defense systems that got all of LV flattened by airstrikes

And yeah I've played on terrible pay to win servers and seen friendships go bad over server drama and watched more power tripping admins and mods than I can count
But if you can find a great modded server it's a totally different game
Anonymous No.714966093 [Report]
>>714935239
>say this almost anywhere
>get an apologist yelling at you about how ONLY the EXPERIMENTAL branch lacks MP and the 6 year old version of the early access game is still playable with friends so stop complaining
ugh
Anonymous No.714966143 [Report]
>>714959004
Behold. The modern "man."
Anonymous No.714966217 [Report] >>714966976
I thought it would be cool to be a construction worker and build additions to a house for a cool base but this game just doesn't want you to have nails.
The persistent world is a cool idea.
I've seen people use the oven to start fires but it never works on mine.
Anonymous No.714966224 [Report]
>>714934648
>it fills my heart with glee when MY political enemies ___________
You are a whiny identity politic faggot
Anonymous No.714966396 [Report]
All I want at this point is the ability to mod in unique creature types. I just want to add lickers, hunters, Nemesis, Mr. X, etc... for a true Resident Evil experience.
Anonymous No.714966498 [Report]
>>714937732
these fucking devs of survial slop always seem to manage to make that one or two items you STRUGGLE to get and are required for progress
Anonymous No.714966529 [Report]
>>714934397
based chaosCHAD outing the retards who don't verify information
Anonymous No.714966976 [Report]
>>714966217
mod it. zombie jewelry -> metal scrap -> nails is the most balanced, since it give you a relatively mild but unlimited supply of scrap just like regrowing trees gives you unlimited wood.
Anonymous No.714967005 [Report]
>>714957786
>'pay the devs to play a 5 year old version of the game with mod support'
No!
Anonymous No.714967149 [Report]
>>714964817
you can't play the new version in MP yet so B42 mod support for you and your friends is irrelevant currently
Anonymous No.714969313 [Report] >>714970465
Why the fuck cant I make nails but forge an entire fucking mace and sword?
Nails and ribbons are one of the more easy beginner projects for using up scrap metal as a home hobbyist
Anonymous No.714969654 [Report]
>>714938540
I thought it was sneed in the thumbnail
Anonymous No.714970465 [Report]
>>714969313
maybe the nails you can make are just too shit to use
better question might be why not jerry rig the survival crafting with wooden dowels and duct tape
Anonymous No.714972702 [Report] >>714974862
>>714934648
beautiful view
Anonymous No.714973324 [Report]
>>714938743
>grok
i think you mean mechahitler
Anonymous No.714974862 [Report]
>>714972702
KEK